TODAY’S HUMOR.

A man, sick and tired of his daily work, asked God to switch body with his wife. "It
must be easy just being a simple housewife," he muttered.

The next morning, the man woke up as a woman, cooked, fed the family, drove the kids to school,
washed and ironed, went out to the market, balanced checkbook, dust, sweep, cooked dinner.

***

After supper, she cleaned the kitchen. At night, although very tired, she made love with the husband.

Next morning, she admitted to God his mistake and prayed for a trade-back. God said, "Ok, but you’ll have to wait
for nine months. You got pregnant last night!"

***

Inday can’t prepare a glass of juice. She was very quiet staring at the bottle of juice.

Landlady asks: What’s wrong? You’re just staring and not preparing my juice.

Inday: Coz it’s written in the bottle: Concentrate.