Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
DEADPOOL MOVIE
A Thesis
DHITA NOVIANTI
1113026000085
JAKARTA
2017
ABSTRACT
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DECLARATION
I hereby declare that this submission is my own work and that, to the best of my
another person nor material which to a substantial extent has been accepted for the
award of any other degree or diploma of the university or other institute of higher
learning, except where due acknowledge has been made in the text.
Jakarta, 2017
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ACKNOWLEDGMENT
Almighty God, Allah SWT who always gives gracious mercy and tremendous
blessing that has helped the writer finishing this research. Peace and salutation are
upon the greatest prophet Muhammad SAW, his family, companions and
adherents.
parents, Suyitno and Tri Sugiarsih. They always give me endless prayer, advice,
finishing this research. I also wants to give thanks to my sister and brothers for the
supports, Eka Setyanensi, P. Andi Setiawan and Tegar Maulana. Without them I
I also want to thank to all of those who have given the contribution so that
this research can be finish. I would like to deliver this thank to:
1. Prof. Dr. Sukron Kamil, M.Ag, the Dean of Adab and Humanity
Faculty.
Deartment.
4. Sholikatus Sa’diyah, M.Pd, as the writer’s advisor who had guided and
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5. All of the lectures in English Language and Literature Department for
Kia Aisyah, Dini, and Yudhis for the support and the encouragement
that was worth more than the writer can express in this paper.
comment and guidances to the writer. To Risya Maya Hestianti for the
May Allah SWT bless them and their family. Moreover, I realize that this
thesis is not fully perfect, so I would like to apology and accept criticism and
constructive suggestions to make this thesis better. Hopefully, this thesis is useful
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TABLE OF CONTENTS
ABSTRACT ........................................................................................................ i
APPROVAL SHEET ......................................................................................... ii
LEGALIZATION .............................................................................................. iii
DECLARATION ................................................................................................ iv
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT ................................................................................. v
TABLE OF CONTENTS ................................................................................... vii
CHAPTER I INTRODUCTION ....................................................................... 1
A. Background of the Research ............................................................. 1
B. Focus of the Research ....................................................................... 3
C. Research Question ............................................................................. 4
D. Significance of the Research ............................................................. 4
E. Research Methodology ...................................................................... 4
1. Objective of the Research ......................................................... 4
2. The Method of Research .......................................................... 5
3. The Technique of Data Collecting and Data Analysis .............. 5
4. The Instrument of the Research ................................................ 6
5. The Unit of Analysis ................................................................ 6
CHAPTER II THEORETICAL FRAMEWORK ........................................... 7
A. Previous Research ............................................................................. 7
B. Concept .............................................................................................. 8
1. Language .................................................................................. 8
2. Slang ......................................................................................... 10
3. Morphology .............................................................................. 12
4. The Theories of Morphology..................................................... 12
5. Root, Base and Stem ................................................................. 14
6. Morpheme, Lexeme and Words ............................................... 15
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7. Word Formation Process .......................................................... 17
a. Coinage ............................................................................ 18
b. Borrowing ........................................................................ 18
c. Compounding ................................................................... 19
d. Blending ........................................................................... 19
e. Clipping ............................................................................ 19
f. Back Formation ................................................................ 20
g. Conversion ....................................................................... 20
h. Acronym ........................................................................... 21
i. Derivation ......................................................................... 21
j. Multiple Processes ........................................................... 22
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CHAPTER I
INTRODUCTION
status and cultural background that are not the same (Yuwono, 5). Since
there are many backgrounds and different environments for every human
English which is usually used in print, and normally taught in schools and
to non-native speakers learning the language. This dialect became the one
or norm, for wider and wider segments of society. This variety is also used
of language that does not fulfill any standard norms, which is classified
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into sub-standard or non standard. The non standard English usually used
slang.
person who does not studying about linguistics may say that the word is
the smallest component in the language, but in fact the word itself has
this world.
present time, it is certain that most people, whether young or old would
elements that lie behind them, including the use of language that appears
in the dialogue between the characters in the movie. The use of slang in
characterization in the movie so that the movie does not seem monotonous
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that causes the audience are become bored and usually slang that used in
the movie will be viral in the actual life. But sometimes, there are some
people or the audience that could not understand the meaning of slang
language or does not understand how the slang words are formed in that
movie.
Therefore this research will discuss about how slang words are
formed, so people that watching or not can be informed how slang words
research will analyze the types of slang used in the movie and also
C. Research Question
1. What are the types of word formation that occur in the slang words
2. How are the word formation processes of slang words found in the
the understanding the process of slang words were formed. Practically, the
writer hopes this research can be useful for people who do not learn about
E. Research Methodology
Deadpool movie.
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sources. The written sources used are selected that reflect the use
After the data has been collected, the data will be analyzed
the data from the Deaadpool movie script which has been written
that becomes the research’s object has been written as well and
formation concept.
been selected as the data source because there are many slang
THEORETICAL FRAMEWORK
A. Previous Research
This research is not the only one which analyzes word formation
terms. The results 39 data derived from different articles from nine months
edition in New York TIME magazine found four types of word formation
used qualitative method and the data were obtained from soccer terms.
This research used random sample in analyzing the data. From ten types
Wahyu Nurhayati (2016) with the title Word Formation Processes and a
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data were taken when the Warias performed as Sinden in wedding parties
and also when the Warias were selling Pecel rice. During the observation,
the writer recorded and took notes all the slang words. This study found
eleven word formation processes from the data which were derivation,
From the three studies above, it can be said that this research is
different, because the data two of the three researches above are taken
from written discourse and other is from direct utterance, while the data in
this research is from utterances in the movie. From three researches above,
the objects are different from one to another, one from medical terms,
soccer terms and last from Waria Slang the slang that only happen in
B. Concept
1. Language
lives. Language is the sole possession of the human that can never
are not educated; live in the city, live in the village; the adults and
also children.
67).
there are many social groups in this world, therefore, there are
languages.
2. Slang
explained a little about slang. For several years, slang was only
slang which are groups and secret, the effect arising from slang is
the secret language for thief or criminals, in fact it is not so. The
427). For example, grass and pot has widened their meaning to
“marijuana”.
from old words became the new word that neglect linguistics
3. Morphology
are comes from the word ‘morf’ means forms and the word ‘logi’
with the internal structure of words and how they are formed
List of Morphemes
Word Formation
Morphophonology
Process
Dictionary
Halle (1973)
principles.
root is the core that cannot be reduced more from a word, with
further. Usually, root can be standing by its own, which became the
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give ‘untouchable’.
The last but not least, Stem is that part of a word that is in
the smallest difference in the shape of word that correlates with the
talking must consist of one element ‘talk’. All these elements are
described as morphemes.
as those forms that cannot normally stand alone and are typically
morpheme.
(Katamba, 18). They all share a core meaning although they are
that can stand alone in the language. O'Grady and Guzman (132)
the most familiar with. Defined the most reliable of the words is
speech or writing. We can refer to see, sees, seeing, saw, and seen
formation from George Yule (2010) to analyze the data. There are
a. Coinage
happens when a new word is needed. The most typical sources are
b. Borrowing
‘baseball’.
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c. Compounding
d. Blending
Blends are similar to compounds but parts of the words that are
beginning of one word and joining it to the end of the other word.
Examples: smog from the word smoke and fog, brunch from
e. Clipping
dorm, we use the longer term if the situation is formal and use the
yielded the new form (135). Other common examples are phone
f. Back Formation
the language (136). A good examples for back formation are, the
g. Conversion
additional lexical items out of those that already exist (179). This
h. Acronym
type is the shortening from the initial letters of each word and can
be read with spelling of each letter (Hatch and Brown, 210). The
examples are, BFF for Best Friends Forever, USA for United State
of America.
i. Derivation
when one word added by affixes and form in which meaning and
categories are different from the basic word. This process is the
the word are called prefixes (e.g. un- and mis-). Another affixes
that have to be added to the end of the word (e.g. –ly, less) are
fuckin and all the euphemism for it, such as friggin, freaking,
j. Multiple Processes
RESEARCH FINDINGS
In this chapter, the writer explains two main discussion, they are data
A. Data Description
From the Deadpool movie script, 32 slang words were founded. All
32 data have been collected and identified; this research classifies them in
a table based on the types of word formation. The following is the table of
data anaysis which has been listed in data card by the writer.
Table 3.1.
Data Collection of Slang.
No. Slang Words Types of Word Formation
1. Beddazling Blending
2. Warm-blooded Compounding
4. Bump-fuzzies Compounding
5. FYI Abbreviation
6. Butterface Compounding
7. Shitshow Compounding
8. Goody-two-shoes Compounding
9. Bullshit Compounding
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B. Data Analysis
From the tabulated data above, the writer tries to analyze all the
Table 3.2
Sample Data that will be Analyze
No. Types of Word Formation Slang Words
Warm-blooded
Bump-fuzzies
Butterface
Shitshow
Goody-two-shoes
Bullshit
Cock-gobbler
Shit-swizzler
1. Compounding
Cock-shot
Round-the-clock
Shitstick
Douchebag
Dumbass
Cock-thistle
Numbnuts
Dickless
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Assholes
Chrome-penised
Fuckface
Asshole
Bedazzling
Shitsburgh
2. Blending
Fugly
Afrangry
Comfy
3. Clipping
Pissy
4. Abbreviation FYI
Identifying Morpheme
Word Formation
Morphophonological Process
Dictionary
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1. Compound
single form (Yule, 55). Those two separate words can be free morpheme or
lexical identity.
Datum 1.
Word : Warm-blooded
Sentence : “you know, for a merc, you’re pretty warm-
blooded. I bet you let the kid of easy, too.”
Word Formation : Compounding
warm and blooded. The word warm and blooded can be said as free
morpheme. Warm is a free morpheme that can stand alone and has
meaning by itself, while blooded is a word that has a root blood and
inflection –ed. Blood is a free morpheme that can also stand alone, while
warm and blooded, joined together and generate a new word warm-
compound.
two words. It combines the word warm and blooded without deleting or
Datum 2
Word : bump-fuzzies
Sentence : “so you uh.. bump-fuzzies for money?”
Word Formation : Compounding
The first one is the free morpheme bump, and then another morpheme is
fuzz. The last is the bound morpheme –ies. These three components cannot
be divided any further into smaller pieces which have meaning. Therefore,
morphemes, wether free morpheme and bound morpheme, merge into one
word.
Datum 3.
Word : butterface
Sentence : “Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive
Sharpei. Yeah, and whose fault is that, Francis? Time to undo what you
did to this butterface.”
Word Formation : Compounding
merging into the word face and make the new lexical item that has
Datum 4.
Word : shitshow
Sentence : “we both know that cancer is a shitshow”
Word Formation : Compounding
The word shitshow basically has two free morphemes that if being
seperated they can stand and have meaning by their own. The word shit is
a free morpheme that if it stands alone it has meaning and can be used in
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word show also a free morpheme that can be used in a sentence without
The word shit and show are nouns, when they joined become one
word, they are having compounding process, the word formation process
where two free morphemes becoming one new word that have different
In this process, the word shitshow does not have any special
and show.
Datum 5.
Word : goody-two-shoes
Sentence : “look, Colossus! I dont have time for the goody-
two-shoes bullshit right now!
Word Formation : Compounding
one bound morpheme. The free morphemes are goody, two and shoe.
the word shoe. The word shoe is having inflection process with adding
suffix –s so it become the word shoes that make the meaning different
single form. Goody-two-shoes consist of the word goody, two, and shoes
which have different meaning if they stand by its own in a sentence, but
when it became one word they have another meaning that very different
Slang and Unconventional English by Tom Dalzell and Terry Victor also
Datum 6.
Word : goody-two-shoes
Sentence : “look, Colossus! I dont have time for the goody-
two-shoes bullshit right now!
Word Formation : Compounding
bull and shit. They can stand alone in a sentence without having adding it
to another morpheme.
compounding process. The word bull and shit merge into one to become a
In this process, the word bullshit does not have any special
and shit.
Datum 7.
Word : cock-gobbler
Sentence : “You big, chrome, cock-gobbler!”
Word Formation : Compounding
word. Cock-gobbler consist iof the word cock and gobbler have different
meaning if they stand by its own in the sentence, but when it became one
word they have another meaning that different than the original word.
In this process, the word cock-gobbler does not have any special
and gobbler.
Datum 8.
Word : shit-swizzler
Sentence : “Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-
fighting shit-swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners, at
the Neverland mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking
mother fucker, on that day... I'll send your shiny happy ass a friend
request.”
Word Formation : Compounding
The word shit-swizzler consist of two words; they are shit and
swizzler. The word shit is a free morpheme that has meaning if it stands on
its own. While the word swizzler is having inflectional affix –r, thus the
word swizzler consist of two morphemes first swizzle and second suffix –r.
combine two separate words to produce a single form that has different
In this process, the word shit-swizzler does not have any special
and swizzler.
a type if person who acknowlages him/herself in the best way possible and
Datum 9.
Word : cock-shot
Sentence : “Cock-shot!”
Word Formation : Compounding
The word cock-shot basically has two free morphemes; they are
cock and shot. The word cock is a free morpheme that if stands alone it has
The process of word formation is when there are two words which
merge into one, and then generate a new word, the process is called
which joined together with the other free morpheme shit and creates a new
word cock-shot.
the word. Therefore, the pronunciation of the word cock-shot is still the
Datum 10.
Word : round-the-clock
Sentence : “Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you. See, here's
the problem with round-the-clock torture. You can't really step it up from
there.”
Word Formation : Compounding
of more than one morpheme in it. The first is the free morpheme round,
second is the bound morpheme the, last is the free morpheme clock.
still the same as when it was a separated word round, the and clock.
Datum 11.
Word : shitstick
Sentence : “And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is
the brown shitstick from the mutant factory, and he's gone! Poof.
Word Formation : Compounding
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word shit with the word stick. Both words merge and produce a new form
shitstick.
the word. Therefore, the pronunciation of the word shitstick is still the
Datum 12.
Word : douchebag
Sentence : “: I don't want to see that or think of it again. But
the douchebag does think you're dead, right?”
Word Formation : Compounding
they are douce and bag. These two words considered as free morphemes
because they can stand alone in sentences and has its own meaning.
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The process of word formation is when there are two words which
merge into one, and then generate a new word, the process is called
which joined together with the other free morpheme bag and creates a new
word douchebag.
word. Therefore, the pronunciation of the word douchebag is still the same
Datum 13.
Word : dumbass
Sentence : “Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red.
Dumbass.”
Word Formation : Compounding
and can be used alone as a word. The second is ass that is also a free
a word.
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two separate words, which are dumb and ass, to produce a single form that
In this process, the word dumbass does not have any special
Datum 14.
Word : cock-thistle
Sentence : “The cock-thistle that turned me into this freak
slipped through my arms today.”
Word Formation : Compounding
that are cock and thistle, the parts which can stand alone and have a
which has a meaning. So, both can be stated as the morpheme of the word.
together with the other free morpheme thistle and creates a new word
the word. Therefore, the pronunciation of the word cock-thistle is still the
Datum 15.
Word : numbnuts
Sentence : “we’ve got to find her fast, before numbnuts
does.”
Word Formation : Compounding
nut, and –s. Numb is a free morpheme that can be use in a sentence without
having added by another morpheme, so does the word nuts. Moreover, the
that makes the word nut became plural. Affix –s attaches at the end of the
morpheme.
because numbnuts is consist of more than one morpheme that become new
word.
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create the word numbnuts. It only combines the words that already exist
Datum 16.
Word : dickless
Sentence : “Thanks, dickless. And I mean you.”
Word Formation : Compounding
The word dickless consist of two morphemes became one. The first
be used alone as a word. The second is less that is also a free morpheme.
two separate words, which are dick and less, to produce a single form that
the word. Therefore, the pronunciation of the word dickless is still the
Datum 17.
Word : asshole
Sentence : “I've been trying to tell you assholes you've got
the wrong girl. My old boyfriend, he's dead.”
Word Formation : Compounding
There are two morphemes found in this word. The first is ass which
process. The word ass merging into the word hole and make the new
create the word asshole. It only combines the words that already exist, ass
and hole.
person.
Datum 18.
Word : chrome-penised
Sentence : “Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend
back there has agreed to do me this solid. In exchange, I told him I would
consider joining his boy band.”
Word Formation : Compounding
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which is also a free morpheme and last is the bound morpheme –ed.
is always stated as a word, merge with inflective penised and form a new
create the word chrome-penised. It only combines the words that already
This word is not listed in the slang dictionary that the writer use, so
Datum 19.
Word : fuckface
Sentence : “You were droning on! Sure, I may be stuck
looking like pepperoni flatbread, but at least fuckface won't heal from
that.”
Word Formation : Compounding
it is so obvious because they consist of two free morphemes that are fuck
and face, the parts which can stand alone and have a meaning by
themselves. Moreover, they cannot divided into smaller pieces which has a
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meaning. So, both can be stated as the morpheme of the word. It can be
two separate words, which are fuck and face, to produce a single form that
the word. Therefore, the pronunciation of the word fuckface is still the
2. Blending
single new term (Yule, 55). Blends are similar to compounds but parts of
the new words that are combined are deleted so they are “less than”
Datum 20.
Word : Bedazzling
Sentence : “you need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling.”
word beautiful only be taken partially of the original word became be- in
the word bedazzling. Then incorporated it with another word in the end of
the word, in this casethe word dazzling, so the new word has created by
Although this word sounded familiar but this word only listed in
Urban Dictionary.
Datum 21.
Word : Shitsburgh
They are shit and Pittsburgh. Both of them are free morpheme that can
shit merging with the second word, Pittsburgh, but only took the end of
The blending process that happened here does not affect the
morphophonological.
city.
Datum 22.
Word : Fugly
Sentence : “and the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is
the brown shitstick from the mutant factory, and he’s gone! Poof.”
Word Formation : Blending
The word fugly is a blend word that built by three morphemes. The
first word is fucking where this word is consist of two morphemes they are
fuck that can be considered as a free morpheme, and added by affix –ing
that can stand by its own and have their own meaning.
words fucking and ugly are clipped their part of the word. The first part of
the first word, fucking, were clipped to the second word, ugly, just like the
new term.
In this process, the word fugly has created by clipped each part of
the word. To combine it into a new word, they omitted the last part of the
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word fucking, ucking. Then, they only left f and keeping the second word
Dictionary.
Datum 23.
Word : Afrangry
Sentence : “Yeah, afrangry, I guess.”
The term afrangry consist of two words, afraid and angry. Afraid
and angry are considered as free morphemes because they can be use in a
process is consist of the beginning of the word afraid, afr-, and then added
here, because this process of forming this word does not affect the
This word is only listed in Urban Dictionary. This term can be use
3. Clipping
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more than one syllable is reduces to a shorter form (Yule, 56). Clipping is
especially popular speech of the students where it has yielded the new
Datum 24.
Word : Comfy
Sentence : “oh! So comfy.”
form, comfy consist of one free morpheme, but comfortable consist of two
from the original word comfortable. We may use the shorthe one when we
are in informal situation, while we can use the original form in formal or
informal situation.
Datum 25.
Word : Pissy
Sentence : “I get why you're so pissy. But your mood's never
going to right until you find this woman and tell her how you feel!”
The word pissy is a shorther form of the word pissed off. The word
pissed off is consisting of two morphemes. Piss,-ed and off. The word piss
made the meaning different from the original word. Off is a free morpheme
clipping off the last two morphemes. Then pissy is classified as clipping
word.
In this process, the word pissy is omitting the last part of the word
from pissed off. It shortens by clipping some letters and then inserting one
4. Abbreviation
initialism. Acronym is a new words formed from the initial letter of a set
of other words that pronounced as new single words (Yule, 58). While
initialism is the shorthening from the initial letters of each word anc can be
Datum 26.
Word : FYI
Sentence : “FYI, five mini-lion bits come together to form
one superlion bot”
The word FYI is a free morpheme. The extension for FYI is For
Your Information, it can be seen that there are three free morphemes. They
lexeme thus becoming a shorthened form, but still has the same meaning
from the meaning of original form (Chaer, 191). The type of abbreviaion
that happen here is initialism; where the shortening from the initial letters
only shortens the base words For Your Information by taking the first
5. Multiple Processes
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just in case to configurate a new word (Yule,60). From data description the
word mother-fucker were founded five times, so the writer only write one
as a representative.
Datum 27.
Word : Mother-fucker
Sentence : “You weak motherfucker!”
are, mother, fuck and –er. Mother and fuck are free morphemes that can
morpheme.
new word. First is having compounding process between mother and fuck
to make the new words that have different meaning from the word mother-
fuck.
into one.
A. Conclusions
processes found in the Deadpool movie, and also to discover the word
The writer found 32 slang words from the Deadpool movie and analyzed
not all the types of word formations are explained in the corpus data. From
ten types of word formations in the theoretical description, there are five
types that are not found in the research. Those are borrowing, back
analyzed, most of the words are structurally perfect as words because they
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listed in the dictionaries that are used in this research. Other than that,
word chrome-penised is not listed in the dictioanries that the writer use.
B. Suggestions
The writer suggests the readers to do the research about the word
formation process of slang for further discussion, because there are many
about words and its form. Moreover slang words are now often used in
society; many people know the meaning but do not understand how the
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(Picture 1) (Picture 2)
(Picture 3) (Picture 4)
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(Picture 5) (Picture 6)
(Picture 7) (Picture 8)
2. Wade takes out a gold card and places it on the bar. Weasel takes it.
WADE : And I ain’t taking any babysitting money, alright? Make
sure that gets back to Miss, uh…
WEASEL : Orlovsky?
WADE : Her.
WEASEL : You sure?
WADE : Mhm.
WEASEL : You know, for a merc, you’re pretty warm-blooded. I bet
you let the kid of easy, too.
WADE : Oh, he’s not a bad kid, he’s… Just a little light stalking. I
was way worse than him when I was his age. I was
traveling to exotic places. Baghdad, Mogadishu,
Jacksonville. Meeting new and exciting people.
WEASEL : And killing them, yeah.
3. He holds his arm up, revealing a bullet hole going straight through.
Through the hole, he sees the motorcycle coming back.
DEADPOOL: Mother fucker! Ten. (He shoots and misses). Shit! Nine.
(He shoots and misses). Fuck! Eight. (He shoots and misses). Shit fuck!
He leaps over the car and takes aim, but loses his chance at a good shot.
DEADPOOL: Bad Deadpool.
5. VANESSA : Well, I hate to break it to you, but your 48 minutes are up.
WADE : Hey, how many more minutes could I get for this? FYI,
five mini-lion bots come together to form one super-lion
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bot.
VANESSA : (Excitedly) Five mini-lion bots? Three minutes.
WADE : What do we do with the remaining two minutes, thirty
seven seconds?
VANESSA : Cuddle?
9. COLOSSUS : Wade, you're better than this! Join us! Use your powers
for good.
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13. Deadpool looks back and forth at where Colossus is and where Francis
was.
DEADPOOL: That does it!
He jumps up and hits Colossus's head, breaking his hand.
DEADPOOL: Oh, Canada! That's not good.
COLOSSUS: Wade, please.
DEADPOOL: Cock shot!
With his good hand, he punches Colossus in the crotch. This does nothing
but break his hand.
14. WADE : No way. I'm not making her life as ugly as mine, man.
WEASEL : Oh, come on, Wade. It can't be that bad.
WADE : Ah, bullshit! I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a
fucking circus!
WEASEL : Wade, Vanessa loves you. She doesn't care what you - Oh.
Oh.
WADE : Do you like what you see?
WEASEL : No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more
disgusting avocado.
WADE : Yeah.
WEASEL : And not gently. Like, it was hate fucking. There was
something wrong with the relationship, and that was the
only catharsis they could find without violence.
WADE : And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is the brown
shitstick from the mutant factory, and he's gone! Poof.
WEASEL : Yeah, you've got to do something to remedy this, cause as
of now you only have on course of action.
15. WADE : Here's what I'm actually going to do. I'm going to work
through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force
him to fix this, put a bullet in his skull, and fuck the brain
hole.
WEASEL : I don't want to see that or think of it again. But the
douchebag does think you're dead, right?
WADE : Yeah.
WEASEL : That's good. You should keep it that way.
16. He attacks some guys, shouting 'Where's Francis?' Back at his apartment,
he realizes his clothes are covered in blood. Cut to him in a laundry mat.
An old blind woman addresses him.
AL: Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red. Dumbass.
DEADPOOL : Good morning, sleepy head. It smells like old lady pants
in here.
AL : Yes, I'm old, I wear pants.
DEADPOOL : But you're no lady.
Deadpool takes off his shoes and puts crocs on.
DEADPOOL : Oh! So comfy.
AL : Upside of being blind, I've never seen you in crocs.
24. Angel and Francis lead a bound and gagged Vanessa on the platform.
FRANCIS : Put her down over here.
Angel ties her up.
FRANCIS : Go on then.
Angel removes the gag.
VANESSA : Thanks, dickless. And I mean you.
FRANCIS : Well. You're a talker too? You and Wade.
VANESSA : I've been trying to tell you assholes you've got the wrong
girl. My old boyfriend, he's dead.
FRANCIS : See, I thought that too. But he keeps on coming back. Like
a cockroach. Ugly. Now, I may not feel, but he does. Let's
see how he fights with your head on the block.