Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
By Tyrone Turner
Email: tyroneturner1@gmail.com
Disclaimer
The author, advisors no any of the resources named in this ebook shall
Also, the persons mentioned in this ebook are fictional and any
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ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
DEDICATION
SPECIAL THANKS
INTRODUCTION
CONCLUSION
Ciro DiSclafani
Marilyn Gibbs
who are doing all they can to protect and provide for themselves and
their families.
S P E C I A L T H A N K S
Thank you to my friend and mentor, Ciro DiSclafani. Your coaching has
I cannot call you by name, but you know who you are; those covert
operatives who have guarded my flank and pulled my coat to plots being
cooked-up against me. Without your help, I would have been a casualty
Thank you to my enemies. You have helped to learn more about myself
who are exceptionally good at what they do and those who have never
author of the The 48 Laws of Power and the The 33 Strategies of War,
from his books and adapted and applied the lessons learned to the
workplace.
I have worked in Corporate America for more than 25 years. I have met
some good, outgoing people along the way. I have also met some real
jerks along the way too. There is also a healthy compliment of people
who are either apathetic or too afraid to get involved with issues in
the workplace. This book is meant to shed some light on some of the
shady things you should know about what you may experience while
working in Corporate America. It is not all doom and gloom, but I want
I am not a lawyer, but one thing that you should know of the bat is
that the “At Will Employment Doctrine” is bull…! We’re fed that
Sklover Working Wisdom blog and Workplace Fairness’s website that you
most. However, most of the things that I will be sharing can easily be
being alert and aware of what is going on around you. When you see
that pile of poop, don’t step in it. When you see the writing on the
and draw on what you already know – what you have experienced, seen or
heard. Experience is always the best teacher, but it need not be your
personal experience.
It is funny how the number of caveats that I tweeted about ending up
a deck of playing cards and there is an urban combat system called “52
Blocks.” This book is certainly 52 cards that you should have in your
When I use the words enemy, foe, rival, adversary or hater in this
try to throw you under the bus for their own self-interest, or a
Thank you in advance for your time and attention and I sincerely hope
This is a 34-part haiku chain poem. Some of the haiku even rhyme. I
think that I’ll call my rhyming haiku Haiku Rhyme Chains. By the way,
make sure to love your enemies. When you do, it really peeves-off
becoming reckless.
Do not waddle in
It yields no results.
a counter-strike will be an
unpleasant surprise.
to be able to respond.
indeed be heinous.
However, do not
a deterring force.
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It is a sweet thing
[Sidebar, click on the link below to see a clip from the Godfather II
Fredo]
Be well-schooled in the
33 Strategies of
Feigning weakness is
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1. Appreciate your rivals. They push you to stay on your toes and
to think outside of the box and do things that you may not
2. Rivals use tactics that you can prep for in future battles and
shame on you for being asleep at the wheel. Take note of what
they did to you and perhaps it is a tactic that you can employ
Your enemies will let you know who you are. It is easy to talk
tough but it is a different thing once you have to walk the
the need for free fighting (randori) because you will never
It is like baseball – keep your eye on the ball. You must keep
That is when they really reveal themselves. They may smile but
that will do things to help you when they see that someone is
out to get you. Believe me when I tell you, without the aid of
Okay, I talked about how things can suck so it is only fair that I
at a seminar a few years back and the author of The Slight Edge, Jeff
Olson, said, “Have you noticed that there are no statues erected in
better way.
So, what with this proposed workplace code I’m not talking about
bringing the kids and your spouse to work. I’m talking about a new
doctrine that could be used in the workplace that could yield better
results; more revenue, more happiness and more hope for advancement.
order to create the “perfect workplace.” Now, people are not perfect,
Fairness
Everyone is to be treated with appreciation and respect, and any
to due process.
Accountability
thereof. No more “throwing others under the bus” to save one’s own
hide. How can you have true success at work when everyone is
suspicious of each other? Let’s all be adults and like President Harry
Truman used to say, “The buck stops here.” That is the mindset that
Merit-based Promotions
right man for the job. By the way, oftentimes, the right man for the
up” their cronies. Put the right people in right positions and
Intrapreneurship
The best ideas come from the field. I heard that Post-It® Notes was
give the employees some sort of incentives and recognition. Well, they
don’t know about the F.A.M.I.L.Y. code yet so maybe they’ll do better
with new ways to do things or to submit product ideas. Have them take
Leadership
I believe that leaders are made, not born. Skills can be taught. If
to your employees first. Being the boss doesn’t mean that you have to
Work hard so you can play hard. Like the great rapper, Big Daddy Kane
said in his song, RAW, “I worked like a slave so I can become a
have to have all of them firing on all cylinders to create the perfect
the book You Could Be Fired For Reading This Book; by Glenn Solomon,
to Mr. Solomon, out of the 50 states in our great union only Montana
META.
Employment Contract
or lack of work.
gives up the right to sue under federal or state law for employment
recourse.
9. By signing this agreement employee warrants that he/she has had
writing.
12. Employee does not agree to give up the right to termination only
compensation.
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C O N C L U S I O N
Well, I hope that you found this ebook helpful. I dare not get too
deep into things by giving you actual names, events, locations, dates,
and why certain things happened. That would be unwise and could
was to provoke thought and to pull your coat to some things you can do
and resources you can use to protect yourself and/or get justice for
wrongs done against you. Please, don’t let the bastards get you down.
Do your job to the best of your ability but do not eat crap – stand up
for your rights and demand respect. The info in this ebook has given
you A LOT of options that I did not have. Take heed of what was shared
it personally but don’t take things sitting down either. The squeaky
wheel gets the grease but sometimes the squeaky wheel gets “greased”
the best way to protect yourself. Personal notes are cool but email
communications to and from your enemies are solid gold. With emails,
make sure to bcc (blind carbon copy) your personal email account so
You’re the dealer of this deck of cards and you ultimately are in
Tyrone Turner has been working in Corporate America for more than 25
years. During that time he has seen the good, the bad, the ugly, and
the stupid. His hometown is the Bronx (NYC) and he currently lives
Building Your Brand, and two poetry books; For the Love of Women of
Color and The Morning After. He has more information products and
www.twitter.com/tyroneturner respectively.