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Student 1 (noncheater): Boy, that was a hard exam. Don’t you agree? In fact, I
saw you peeking at Kim’s answers.
Student 2 (cheater): Yeah, I cheated, but I think cheating is legitimate with an
unfair exam like this one.
Student 1: (rolls eyes) Yeah, whatever.
Skit 7 (Two students coming out of an exam)
Student 1 (noncheater): Boy, that was a hard exam. Don’t you agree? In fact, I
saw you peeking at Kim’s answers.
Student 2 (cheater): Yeah, I cheated, but I think cheating is legitimate with an
unfair exam like this one.
Student 1: (rolls eyes) Yeah, whatever
Years later:
(Johnny is a doctor)
Patient: Doctor. I’ve fallen and cut myself.
Johnny (to a patient): I’m sorry, but this is going to require stitches. This may be
painful.
Skit 8 (Johnny, Friend, Mom, Patient)
Johnny: Check out this fly I caught! I’m going to pull its wings off.
Friend: That’s terrible. Why would you do that?
Mom: Johnny. Time to come in for lunch!
Johnny: (comes in for lunch. Starts poking the dog with a pin).
Mom: Johnny! Don’t hurt that poor dog! What am I going to do with you?
Years later:
(Johnny is a doctor)
Patient: Doctor. I’ve fallen and cut myself.
Johnny (to a patient): I’m sorry, but this is going to require stitches. This may be
painful.
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Years later:
(Johnny is a doctor)
Patient: Doctor. I’ve fallen and cut myself.
Johnny (to a patient): I’m sorry, but this is going to require stitches. This may be
painful.
Skit 8 (Johnny, Friend, Mom, Patient)
Johnny: Check out this fly I caught! I’m going to pull its wings off.
Friend: That’s terrible. Why would you do that?
Mom: Johnny. Time to come in for lunch!
Johnny: (comes in for lunch. Starts poking the dog with a pin).
Mom: Johnny! Don’t hurt that poor dog! What am I going to do with you?
Years later:
(Johnny is a doctor)
Patient: Doctor. I’ve fallen and cut myself.
Johnny (to a patient): I’m sorry, but this is going to require stitches. This may be
painful.
Skit 9: (two elementary school kids, Tom and Sally and a mom)
Later:
Sally’s mom: Sally, how was school today?
Sally: It was OK, but Tom keeps picking on me. He pulled my hair and stuck out
his tongue at me today.
Sally’s mom: Don’t worry, Sally. Little boys pick on the girls they like. He
probably has a crush on you!
Sally: Ewww!
Skit 9: (two elementary school kids, Tom and Sally, and a mom)
Later:
Sally’s mom: Sally, how was school today?
Sally: It was OK, but Tom keeps picking on me. He pulled my hair and stuck out
his tongue at me today.
Sally’s mom: Don’t worry, Sally. Little boys pick on the girls they like. He
probably has a crush on you!
Sally: Ewww!
Skit 9: (two elementary school kids, Tom and Sally, and a mom)
Later:
Sally’s mom: Sally, how was school today?
Sally: It was OK, but Tom keeps picking on me. He pulled my hair and stuck out
his tongue at me today.
Sally’s mom: Don’t worry, Sally. Little boys pick on the girls they like. He
probably has a crush on you!
Sally: Ewww!