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the latest spoiler about Romeo and Juliet: they fall in love and they die! Enjoy the
show.
Benvolio: What's wrong?
Romeo: None of your beeswax.
Benvolio: Aw, come on.
Romeo: Wait a sec, I'm not done pouting and whining.
Benvolio: You're still in love with Rosaline, aren't you?
Romeo: Maybe.
Benvolio: No, seriously, crashing a Capulet party will make you feel lots better.
Romeo: Hmmm. . . . okay. Can't hurt.
Romeo: Um, hi.
Juliet: Um, hi.
Romeo: Can I kiss you?
Juliet: Isn't this a little sudden?
Romeo: What if I spout poetry first?
Juliet: Isn't this a little sudden?
Romeo: Shut up and let me, or we won't have a plot.
Juliet: Okay, then.
Romeo: Who is she?
Nurse: Juliet Capulet.
Romeo: Oh, sh-
Juliet: Who is he?
Nurse: Romeo Montague.
Juliet: Oh, sh-
Nurse: Whatever.
Mercutio: Where is Romeo?
Benvolio: If I knew, I'd tell you.
Romeo: Hey, guys!
Mercutio: Where were you? I thought you were going to take a bathroom break.
Romeo: Oooo, um, I could really use a distraction right about now.
Nurse: Hello, young men.
Mercutio: Well, you could stand to lose a little weight.
Nurse: Arrgh! How dare you speak like that to me? Are you Romeo?
Romeo: No, that's me.
Nurse: Well?
Romeo: Well what?
Nurse: Arrgh!
Romeo: Tell her to come to confession.
Nurse: Ooo, whatcha gonna do?
Juliet: Well?
Nurse: Well what?
Juliet: What did he say?
Nurse: What did who say?
Juliet: Arrgh!
Nurse: You're giving me a headache.
Juliet: WHAT DID ROMEO SAY?
Nurse: Oh, him.
Juliet: Well?
Nurse: He said to meet him at Friar Laurence's. Hey, where are you going? Don't I
get a back rub?
Friar Laurence: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride. Hey,
not that long! Break it up now! Hey, no fair frenching! I'm telling!
Capulet: Hmm, yes, twenty cooks, twenty five maids, and a big white poofy dress....
Juliet: Hi, Daddy.
Capulet: You, young lady, are grounded.
Juliet: Okay. La de da, I can't wait to get married to Paris....
Capulet: Ooo, good, let's change the date to tomorrow.
Juliet: It bites having to drink this and not know what's gonna happen. Oh, well,
bottom's up.
Apothecary: You know, strictly speaking, I'm not supposed to give you this.
Romeo: Here's some money.
Apothecary: Here you go, sir.
Romeo: Man, this bites, having her dead. Goodbye, my love! I'm going to die now.
THE END