Eggly News Weekly

“Be strong and courageous. Do not be

afraid or terrified because of them, or
the LORD your God goes with you; he
will never leave you nor forsake you.”
-Deuteronomy 31:6

Issue 11 SE April 29, 2020

Special Edition: The New Connection
These dates, making history across the world are the trouble for many, but for us a new connec-
tion is begining. Back in late March, a tuesday afternoon, the CEC had its first ever online meeting as
the discused a couple brand new topics. This was a new beggining in history- a way that thousand of
people are now using all across the globe to connect with each other. However, The egg club has taken
a stop from work, as it’s website reached an all time low on viewers. April was the only month with one
unique viewer in history. Zero newspapers were published. Zero meetings were scheduled, and even
the egg supply was at a great low. There were a couple changes made to the website, but not much at
all. We hosted an event though no one sent the pictures like requested. And the worst part of all, this
was April. The greatest egg month of the year. The worst Easter.
So from this point onward there is a new decree, the the Eggs and the people, the Cary Egg Club is
rising back to the height of March 2019. This is the official decree to the egg members, it will also be
on the website.
“To the Eggs, there will be an increase of dedication. Each week, an Egg must check the website,
checking every page for work to be done. There will be a meeting- scheduled for each week on a day
that all eggs are open. In these meetings there will be no corruption. They should only take ten min-
utes, the rest of the time for fun. The rules for punishment have changed, since probation is unavail-
able at the time. If you do not do your best, I (Eggie) will spam your email saying “egg” until you work
harder. The Egg Club will be back into it’s best work, and we must bring it back to it’s best stage,” Eggie
said on Wednesday.
Meetings will be about ten minutes long, and will discuss one topic, then everyone can leave or have
fun.
Egg Meal of the Week: Detectives
MEETING TOPICS:
Online Newspaper (like this) Hard Boiled Eggs
Social Media
Marketing
Egg Baking Competition ideas/ updates

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Cary Church of
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