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13:31-35 “A Schlemozzle to
Follow”
Dr. Ted H. Sandberg
“If a schlemiel is a person who goes through life spilling soup on people, and a schlemozzle is the one
it keeps getting spilled on, then Abraham was a schlemozzle.” So Frederick Buechner suggests of
Abraham in his book, Peculiar Treasures. Buechner says, “It all began when God told [Abraham] to
go to the land of Canaan where he promised to make him the father of a great nation and [Abraham]
went.
“The first thing that happened was that his brother-in-law, Lot, took over the rich bottom-land and
Abraham was left with the scrub country around Dean Man’s Gulch. The second thing was that the
prospective father of a great nation found out his wife couldn’t have babies. The third thing was that
when, as a special present on his hundredth birthday, God arranged for his wife Sarah to have a son
anyway, it wasn’t long before he told Abraham to go up into the hills and sacrifice him. It’s true that
at the last minute God stepped in and said he’d only wanted to see if the old man’s money was where
his mouth was, but from that day forward Abraham had a habit of breaking into tears at odd moments,
and his relationship with his son Isaac was never close.
“In spite of everything, however, he never stopped having faith that God was going to keep his
promise about making him the father of a great nation. Night after night, it was the dream he rode to
sleep on – the glittering cities, the up-to-date armies, the curly-bearded kings.”1 Night after night he
must’ve looked at the stars in the sky and been reminded of God’s promise to make him the father of a
great nation, a nation as numerous as the stars in the sky. He must’ve believed that “Someday – who
knows when? – [they’d] be talking about My son, the Light of the world.”
It’s this faith, a faith that God could cause his 90 year-old wife to bear a son, a son which would be the
first of a multitude, it’s this faith which Paul emphasized in his letter to the Romans: “What then are
we to say was gained by Abraham, our ancestor according to the flesh?” Paul asks. For if Abraham
was justified by works, he has something to boast about, but not before God. For what does the
scripture say? ‘Abraham believed God, and it was reckoned to him as righteousness.’”2
Abraham is held up for us as an example of belief in God by both the OT, and the NT. He’s an
example of the fact that miracles can happen when we believe in God’s power. Too often you and I
believe that the problems before us are too large, the task too difficult, the situation impossible.
Imperfect schlemozzle that he was, Abraham believed that God can cause the impossible to become
not only possible, but ordinary. God can make a great nation to be born from an old man and an old
woman. As Walter Brueggemann puts it, Abraham believed that God can cause a break point between
the exhausted present and the buoyant future.3
The problem is that people haven’t followed Abraham’s example. While Abraham showed that true
1 1. Buechner, Frederick, Peculiar Treasures: A Biblical Who’s Who, Harper & Row,
Publishers, San Francisco, 1979, pp. 3-4.
2 2. Romans 4:1-3