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• So as to “patent” your masterful craftsmanship and design, remember to always include the
stamp that clearly spells out your handiwork, you know, that masterful letter “G”...which
“G” can be masterfully and artistically made to mean or represent both “God” or the “Goat”
or the “Goat/God Mind”
• After carefully filling out all the necessary official government forms “in triplicate” (of
course), remember to remind the officials to protect your intellectual property rights by
acquiring for themselves a most highly skilled and learned lawyer who will defend the
governments's right to derive benefits from your works, a chief lawyer by the apt title of
Attorney- General – or just “AG” in short.
• Finally, so as to enable your descendants from your most ancient family line to be able to
ably follow and pick up the “family tradition” and “vocation” of carpentry, remember to
carefully write everything down in a book, and to clearly spell out how to implement all of
your masterful and masterfully crafted designs by explaining it all down in a most revelatory
book that will be inserted as the last chapter or book of your compilation, and remember to
ensure that it appropriately ends at the 22nd chapter – you know, like the “pie” ratio,
something to do with a 22 divided by a 7 , or something of the sort, if I can still remember
my high school maths correctly - being such “a wooden dummy” and all...
• Don't forget to include a little oil in your craftsmanship and handiwork, especially when
dealing with the delicate and intricate, integral parts of your patterned and patented design.
Remember to properly oil the joints to allow for flexible movement between the wooded
parts. Every once in a while a little oil will come in handy especially when dealing with the
screws to closely and perfectly fit in those joints.
• In keeping with the official tradition of always signing, doing or running things in triplicate,
remember to write out an additional 2 extra copies or reference manuals appropriately
numbered in 1 or 2 foreign languages to enable other widely dispersed members of the
family to be able to quickly pick up and follow in the quaint family tradition of carpentry and
woodwork.
• Since the fine art of sophisticated and beautiful carpentry requires masterful craftsmen,
remember to include a special reference manual for the specially chosen ones or the chosen
people, carefully worded out in their language. Use appropriate materials for your writing, so
as to enable them to be able to tally up your designs even when they are muddy or mudded
up.
• The other reference manual should also be very carefully worded up and properly laid out in
a numerically accurate fashion. This is so as to enable other distant descendants to be able to
properly discern the core of your work and run with it.