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An ordinary kitchen worker’s life became extraordinary when his nose started growing in
length.
Before that, he was an unknown kitchen worker and he only wanted to eat, sleep and
inhale a lot of snuff.
His nose grew longer, and reached the level of his navel still he did not care about it
because he could still inhale snuff without any difficulty.
But he was dismissed from his job at the kitchen.
No one, no political party came forward questioning this injustice.
Some of his visitors even stole things from the house where he had been working.
Soon he had no money to even buy snuff.
His mother started driving people away from his hut.
1. Good fortune dawned on the mother and son after that day! How did fortune turn
good for the mother and son?
One day the son called his old mother aside and told her to get the visitor out and shut the
door. As the mother did so, visitors began to bribe the mother to get an opportunity to see
the long-nosed one. Although some upholders of justice protested against this corruption,
the government did not take any action. Thus, the mother and son began to earn an
income that rose in a couple of days.
2. How did the long-nosed one’s life change in six years?
The income of the long-nosed one grew day by day. In six years the poor cook became a
millionaire. He acted thrice in films such as ‘The Human Submarine.’ Six poets wrote
epic poems about the noble qualities of the long nosed one. Nine well-known writers
wrote biographies of the long-nosed one and won wealth and acclaim. His princely abode
was also a guesthouse open to all. Anyone at any time could get a meal there; and a sniff
of snuff.
3. How did the long-nosed become popular in social media?
The long-nosed one gave his opinion on important world events. Newspapers published
his comments. When an aeroplane with a speed of 10,000 miles an hour had been built,
the long-nosed one made a comment which went widespread. He also made a speech on
Doctor Bundros Furasiburose’s bringing a dead man to life. When people heard that the
highest peak in the world had been scaled, they sought the long-nosed one’s opinion. The
public preferred to believe only that the long-nosed one supported. Any subject was
considered complete when the long-nosed one supported that. Painting, the watch trade,
mesmerism, photography, the soul, publishing house, the writing of novels, life after
death, the conduct of newspapers and hunting bore the long-nosed one’s purity
certificate.
4. What for were conspiracies to capture the long-nosed one hatched?
Like any other capture in the history, the long-nosed one also was wanted for capture.
The popularity of the long-nosed one was the chief reason for this capture. Although he
was once unwanted and useless, his growth to fame was looked upon as promising for the
government.
1. “When two beautiful females love the same person at the same time, there is bound
to be trouble.” How did this trouble begin in the long-nosed one’s life?
The long nosed one appointed two female secretaries for him. They were comely,
accomplished women. Both of them loved the long-nosed one. Both of them worshipped
him. This brought trouble into the long-nosed one’s life.