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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and
pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not
made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. ~Voltaire
There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye. ~Author
Unknown
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh, sweet corn. ~Garrison Keillor
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it. ~Author Unknown
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead
of at three o’clock in the morning. ~John Barrymore
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after
eating one peanut. ~Channing Pollock
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!
~Tommy Smothers
Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
~Author Unknown
One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop
whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. ~Luciano
Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti, My Own Story
After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of
eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.
~Miss Piggy
The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis. ~Beatrice & Ira
Freeman
You can say this for ready-mixes – the next generation isn’t going to have
any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ~Earl Wilson
We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes
us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy. ~William Osler
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your
breakfast first. ~Josh Billings
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
~Henry IV of France
Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach
flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne
It’s difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a
homegrown tomato. ~Lewis Grizzard
I don’t think America will have really made it until we have our own salad
dressing. Until then we’re stuck behind the French, Italians, Russians and
Caesarians. ~Pat McNelis
Chili represents your three stages of matter: solid, liquid, and eventually
gas. ~Roseanne, "Don’t Make Me Over," May 1992, spoken by character
Dan Conner
A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. ~Old
New York Proverb
Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in
hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. ~Fran Lebowitz
It’s bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children’s
health than the pediatrician. ~Meryl Streep
The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an
occult relation between man and the vegetable. I am not alone and
unacknowledged. They nod to me and I to them. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. ~Confucius
I take a vitamin every day. It’s called a steak. ~Leo Benvenuti and Steve
Rudnick, Kicking & Screaming, 2005, spoken by the character Buck Weston
Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach. ~A. Kerr
~Jonathan Swift
Sleep ’til you’re hungry, eat ’til you’re sleepy. ~Author Unknown
~Linda Henley
It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear
should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption. ~Edward
Bunyard
If we’re not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn’t settle for
junk food. ~Sally Edwards
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t,
and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. ~Robert Frost
Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic,
otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely
illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst
as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime. ~Edward Abbey
The breakfast slimes, angel food cake, doughnuts and coffee, white bread
and gravy cannot build an enduring nation. ~Martin H. Fischer
What is patriotism but the love of the food one ate as a child? ~Lin Yutang
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
~James Beard
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. ~George Bernard Shaw,
"The Revolutionist’s Handbook," Man and Superman
He who distinguishes the true savor of his food can never be a glutton; he
who does not cannot be otherwise. ~Henry David Thoreau
Stored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you
haven’t thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a
pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that
aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf
immediately before going to bed. ~Robert Brault
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead – not sick, not wounded – dead.
~Woody Allen
We load up on oat bran in the morning so we’ll live forever. Then we spend
the rest of the day living like there’s no tomorrow. ~Lee Iacocca
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food
fight it out inside. ~Mark Twain
Did you ever stop to taste a carrot? Not just eat it, but taste it? You can’t
taste the beauty and energy of the earth in a Twinkie. ~Astrid Alauda
Cutting stalks at noontime. Perspiration drips to the earth. Know you that
your bowl of rice each grain from hardship comes? ~Chang Chan-Pao
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit
down on those little cans. ~Fred Allen
Good bread is the most fundamentally satisfying of all foods; good bread
with fresh butter, the greatest of feasts! ~James Beard
Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want. ~Gael
Greene
No, I don’t take soup. You can’t build a meal on a lake. ~Elsie de Wolfe
(Lady Mendl)
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she
served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been
found. ~Calvin Trillin
You are what you eat. For example, if you eat garlic you’re apt to be a
hermit. ~Franklin P. Jones
The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell. ~Martin H. Fischer
Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That’s why I love vegetables,
you know what they’re about! ~Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for
something to eat and drink… ~Epicurus
After dinner sit a while, and after supper walk a mile. ~English Saying
Vegetables are the food of the earth; fruit seems more the food of the
heavens. ~Sepal Felicivant
Always eat grapes downward – that is eat the best grapes first; in this way
there will be none better left on the bunch, and each grape will seem good
down to the last. If you eat the other way, you will not have a good grape
in the lot. ~Samuel Butler
The story of barbecue is the story of America: Settlers arrive on great
unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and eat
them. ~Vince Staten
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? ~Author
Unknown
Strawberries are the angels of the earth, innocent and sweet with green
leafy wings reaching heavenward. ~Terri Guillemets
Tell me what you eat, I’ll tell you who you are. ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
The more you eat, the less flavor; the less you eat, the more flavor.
~Chinese Proverb
Proust had his madeleines; I am devastated by the scent of yeast bread
rising. ~Bert Greene
As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. ~Joan
Gussow
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable
invented to make them laugh. ~Will Rogers
Hunger: One of the few cravings that cannot be appeased with another
solution. ~Irwin Van Grove
The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the
delectable groceries you didn’t even know they carried. ~Mignon
McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on
their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco. ~Bruce Bye
There is nothing better on a cold wintry day than a properly made pot pie.
~Craig Claiborne
You know how I feel about tacos. It’s the only food shaped like a smile. A
beef smile. ~Danielle Sanchez-Witzel and Michael Pennie,My Name is Earl,
"South of the Border Part Uno/Dos," original airdate 7 December 2006,
spoken by the character Earl Hickey
If soup isn’t hot enough to make a grown man wince, it’s undrinkable.
~Grey Livingston
The whole of nature, as has been said, is a conjugation of the verb to eat, in
the active and in the passive. ~William Ralph Inge
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns
into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do. ~P.J. O’Rourke
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. ~Jim Davis
In general, mankind, since the improvement in cookery, eats twice as much
as nature requires. ~Benjamin Franklin
I’m not sure what makes pepperoni so good – if it’s the pepper or the oni.
~Ulrik Stephens
All sorrows are less with bread. ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you’re
hungry again. ~George Miller
This special feeling towards fruit, its glory and abundance, is I would say
universal…. We respond to strawberry fields or cherry orchards with a
delight that a cabbage patch or even an elegant vegetable garden cannot
provoke. ~Jane Grigson
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
~Christopher Morley
Fish, to taste right, must swim three times – in water, in butter, and in
wine. ~Polish Proverb
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. ~Walt Kelly
He that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well. ~English Proverb
The spirit cannot endure the body when overfed, but, if underfed, the body
cannot endure the spirit. ~St Frances de Sales
[Breadbaking is] one of those almost hypnotic businesses, like a dance from
some ancient ceremony. It leaves you filled with one of the world’s
sweetest smells… there is no chiropractic treatment, no Yoga exercise, no
hour of meditation in a music-throbbing chapel, that will leave you emptier
of bad thoughts than this homely ceremony of making bread. ~M.F.K.
Fisher, The Art of Eating
I’ll bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that
they were just looking for a decent meal. ~Martha Harrison
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
~Harriet van Horne
Life is an onion and one cries while peeling it. ~French Proverb
But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man
comes to the surface. ~Mark Twain
There is no sight on earth more appealing than the sight of a woman making
dinner for someone she loves. ~Thomas Wolfe
Soup and fish explain half the emotions of human life. ~Sydney Smith
Don’t forget that the flavors of wine and cheese depend upon the types of
infecting microörganisms. ~Martin H. Fischer
To the old saying that man built the house but woman made of it a "home"
might be added the modern supplement that woman accepted cooking as a
chore but man has made of it a recreation. ~Emily Post
There are only ten minutes in the life of a pear when it is perfect to eat.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
What is stronger than a mother’s love? The smell of spring onions on your
girl’s breath. ~Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled
and edited by John R. Kemble, 1902
Bread deals with living things, with giving life, with growth, with the seed,
the grain that nurtures. It is not coincidence that we say bread is the staff
of life. ~Lionel Poilane
Most of the food allergies die under garlic and onion. ~Martin H. Fischer
It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate – you know someone’s fingers have
been all over it. ~Julia Child
As the days grow short, some faces grow long. But not mine. Every
autumn, when the wind turns cold and darkness comes early, I am suddenly
happy. It’s time to start making soup again. ~Leslie Newman
~Samuel Hoffenstein
I’m trying to eat better. And, I do feel wise after drinking tea. After eating
vegetables, I just feel hungry. ~Carrie Latet
A three-year-old gave this reaction to her Christmas dinner: "I don’t like
the turkey, but I like the bread he ate." ~Author Unknown