PARANOIA XP CHARACTER SHEET

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Name: Ashlerr-R-LPG-1
Gender: Male
Service group: HPD & Mind Control [Singalong Agents]

Action Skills
Management Stealth Violence
Bootlicking 6 Concealment 4 Agility 7
Chutzpah 6 Disguise 4 Demolition 11
Con Games 10 High Alert 4 Energy Weapons 11
Hygiene 6 Security Systems 4 Field Weapons 7
Interrogation 6 Shadowing 4 Fine Manipulation 11
Intimidation 6 Sleight of Hand 4 Hand Weapons 1
Moxie 6 Sneaking 4 Projectile Weapons 7
Oratory 6 Surveillance 4 Thrown Weapons 7
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Knowledge Skills
Hardware Software Wetware
Bot Ops & Maintenance 4 Bot Programming 1 Biosciences 9
Chemical Engineering 1 C-Bay 10 Bioweapons 9
Electronic Engineering 8 Data Analysis 1 Cloning 9
Habitat Engineering 4 Data Search 10 Medical 9
Mechanical Engineering 4 Financial Systems 14 Outdoor Life 9
Nuclear Engineering 8 Hacking 10 Pharmatherapy 9
Vehicle Ops & Maintenance 1 Operating Systems 14 Psychotherapy 9
Weapons & Armor Maintenance 4 Vehicle Programming 10 Suggestion 9
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Mutant power: Desolidity
Secret society: FCCC-P (degree: 1)

Secret Skills
Uncommon Unlikely Unhealthy
Demolition 11 priestly skills 15 Meeting Machine Empaths 14
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Notes
Credits: 798

1. You will receive several equipment items to test. Destroy them all.
2. Den-R-HNG is a Communist. Expose him.
3. If you meet a man named George, you must keep him alive and convince him to come join
our secret society.

Equipment
Personal Assigned Treasonous
Algae Chips (plain) (IR) Laser Pistol body 'Death from Above' Mk IV patch
Bullhorn, with MegaBooster! (R) RED Reflec armor Logo Mug (Y)
Cold Fun Quart (R) Series 1300 PDC Algae Chips Trippple Cheese (Y)
Plasticord, per meter (R) Calculator (I)
Pyroxidine capsule (R)
Sandallathon (Sleepy-Sleepy) tablet
(R)
Visomorpain (Little Black Friend) tab
(IR)

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Name: Broth-R-OCW-1
Gender: Female
Service group: Internal Security [Treason Scene Cleanup]

Action Skills
Management Stealth Violence
Bootlicking 7 Concealment 6 Agility 8
Chutzpah 7 Disguise 6 Demolition 4
Con Games 1 High Alert 6 Energy Weapons 8
Hygiene 11 Security Systems 10 Field Weapons 4
Interrogation 7 Shadowing 6 Fine Manipulation 4
Intimidation 7 Sleight of Hand 6 Hand Weapons 4
Moxie 7 Sneaking 6 Projectile Weapons 4
Oratory 7 Surveillance 6 Thrown Weapons 1
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Knowledge Skills
Hardware Software Wetware
Bot Ops & Maintenance 10 Bot Programming 1 Biosciences 14
Chemical Engineering 6 C-Bay 5 Bioweapons 10
Electronic Engineering 1 Data Analysis 5 Cloning 10
Habitat Engineering 10 Data Search 5 Medical 10
Mechanical Engineering 1 Financial Systems 9 Outdoor Life 10
Nuclear Engineering 6 Hacking 5 Pharmatherapy 1
Vehicle Ops & Maintenance 6 Operating Systems 5 Psychotherapy 10
Weapons & Armor Maintenance 6 Vehicle Programming 5 Suggestion 10
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Mutant power: Teleportation
Secret society: Anti-Mutant (degree: 20)

Secret Skills
Uncommon Unlikely Unhealthy
Power Studies 14 Comic Book Trivia 6 programming skills 4
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Notes
Credits: 899

1. One of the equipment items you will receive is obviously much more useful than the rest. Bring
that one to us.
2. Clanda and Deirdra are registered mutants, which means we're not allowed to kill them just for
being mutants. Obviously, you'll need to find another reason to kill them.
3. Keep Friend Computer from finding out what's going on in Sector RMO for as long as possible.

Equipment
Personal Assigned Treasonous
Algae Chips Not Quite So Plain (R) Laser Pistol body
B3 (plain) (IR) RED Reflec armor
Cold Fun (Single-serving cup) (IR) Series 1300 PDC
Cold Fun Gallon (R)
Cold Fun Pint (R)
PlastiLaser (realistic zap noise!) (R)
Plasticord, per meter (R)
Visomorpain (Little Black Friend) tab
x3 (IR)

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Name: Cassica-R-YYV-1
Gender: Female
Service group: Armed Forces [Military]

Action Skills
Management Stealth Violence
Bootlicking 10 Concealment 6 Agility 4
Chutzpah 6 Disguise 6 Demolition 1
Con Games 6 High Alert 6 Energy Weapons 8
Hygiene 1 Security Systems 10 Field Weapons 1
Interrogation 6 Shadowing 6 Fine Manipulation 4
Intimidation 6 Sleight of Hand 6 Hand Weapons 4
Moxie 6 Sneaking 6 Projectile Weapons 8
Oratory 6 Surveillance 6 Thrown Weapons 8
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________________________ __ ________________________ __ Vehicular Combat 4
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Knowledge Skills
Hardware Software Wetware
Bot Ops & Maintenance 4 Bot Programming 4 Biosciences 1
Chemical Engineering 4 C-Bay 4 Bioweapons 8
Electronic Engineering 4 Data Analysis 4 Cloning 4
Habitat Engineering 4 Data Search 1 Medical 4
Mechanical Engineering 4 Financial Systems 4 Outdoor Life 1
Nuclear Engineering 4 Hacking 8 Pharmatherapy 4
Vehicle Ops & Maintenance 4 Operating Systems 4 Psychotherapy 8
Weapons & Armor Maintenance 4 Vehicle Programming 4 Suggestion 4
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Mutant power: Electroshock
Secret society: Psion (degree: 19)

Secret Skills
Uncommon Unlikely Unhealthy
Power Studies 3 Comic Book Trivia 9 Twitchtalk 15
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Notes
α You are a spy for Internal Security [Threat Assessors].
Credits: 687

1. Broth-R-OCW supposedly works for Internal Security. Find evidence that he's a traitor.

2. Don't let any (non-traitor) Infrared citizens get killed.

3. Eliminate as many commie mutant traitors as possible.

Equipment
Personal Assigned Treasonous
Bullhorn, with MegaBooster! (R) Laser Pistol body Algae Chips Trippple Cheese (Y)
Cold Fun Half-gallon (R) RED Reflec armor Asperquaint (Tireless Servant) tablet
Cold Fun Pint (R) Series 1300 PDC (Y)
Cold Fun Quart (R) Rolactin (Happy Life) tablet (B)
Pyroxidine (Wide-Awake) tablet (R)
Sandallathon (Sleepy-Sleepy) tablet
(R)
Smoking Boots gag (fool your
friends!) (R)

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Name: Clanda-R-HWI-1
Gender: Male
Service group: HPD & Mind Control [Subliminals Police]

Action Skills
Management Stealth Violence
Bootlicking 1 Concealment 7 Agility 1
Chutzpah 4 Disguise 7 Demolition 1
Con Games 4 High Alert 7 Energy Weapons 8
Hygiene 4 Security Systems 7 Field Weapons 4
Interrogation 4 Shadowing 7 Fine Manipulation 4
Intimidation 1 Sleight of Hand 7 Hand Weapons 8
Moxie 8 Sneaking 7 Projectile Weapons 8
Oratory 8 Surveillance 7 Thrown Weapons 4
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Knowledge Skills
Hardware Software Wetware
Bot Ops & Maintenance 14 Bot Programming 10 Biosciences 7
Chemical Engineering 10 C-Bay 10 Bioweapons 7
Electronic Engineering 10 Data Analysis 14 Cloning 7
Habitat Engineering 10 Data Search 10 Medical 7
Mechanical Engineering 14 Financial Systems 10 Outdoor Life 7
Nuclear Engineering 10 Hacking 10 Pharmatherapy 7
Vehicle Ops & Maintenance 10 Operating Systems 10 Psychotherapy 7
Weapons & Armor Maintenance 1 Vehicle Programming 1 Suggestion 7
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Mutant power: Transmutaiton [registered]
Secret society: Romantics (degree: 3)

Secret Skills
Uncommon Unlikely Unhealthy
Archival Studies 17 Music 9 Old Reckoning Cultures 1
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Notes
Credits: 197

1. Deirdre-R-MXU, the other registered mutant, is a member of the Logical Secret Society. Expose
and/or kill her.
2. Among the equipment you're supposed to test, you will receive a black box. Steal that and
destroy the other items.
3. If you meet a man named George, kill him.

Equipment
Personal Assigned Treasonous
Cold Fun Quart (R) Laser Pistol body Cold Fun 5-gallon tub (O)
Cold Fun Single-serving cone (IR) RED Reflec armor Gelgernine aerosol spray x2 (G)
Funbot T-Shirt (R) Series 1300 PDC
PlastiLaser (realistic zap noise!) (R)
Pyroxidine (Wide-Awake) tablet (R)
Pyroxidine capsule (R)

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Name: Deirdre-R-MXU-1
Gender: Male
Service group: HPD & Mind Control [Subliminals Police]

Action Skills
Management Stealth Violence
Bootlicking 6 Concealment 5 Agility 9
Chutzpah 6 Disguise 9 Demolition 9
Con Games 6 High Alert 5 Energy Weapons 13
Hygiene 6 Security Systems 5 Field Weapons 9
Interrogation 6 Shadowing 5 Fine Manipulation 9
Intimidation 10 Sleight of Hand 5 Hand Weapons 9
Moxie 6 Sneaking 5 Projectile Weapons 9
Oratory 1 Surveillance 1 Thrown Weapons 9
________________________ __ ________________________ __ Unarmed Combat 9
________________________ __ ________________________ __ Vehicular Combat 9
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Knowledge Skills
Hardware Software Wetware
Bot Ops & Maintenance 18 Bot Programming 4 Biosciences 4
Chemical Engineering 10 C-Bay 8 Bioweapons 4
Electronic Engineering 10 Data Analysis 4 Cloning 4
Habitat Engineering 10 Data Search 4 Medical 8
Mechanical Engineering 10 Financial Systems 4 Outdoor Life 4
Nuclear Engineering 10 Hacking 1 Pharmatherapy 4
Vehicle Ops & Maintenance 1 Operating Systems 1 Psychotherapy 4
Weapons & Armor Maintenance 10 Vehicle Programming 8 Suggestion 1
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Mutant power: Growth [registered]
Secret society: Romantics (degree: 9)

Secret Skills
Uncommon Unlikely Unhealthy
Archival Studies 6 Cooking 3 Old Reckoning Cultures 7
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Notes
α You are an industrial spy or saboteur for Production, Logistics & Commissary [Food Vat Control].
Credits: 648

1. Clanda-R-HWI, the other registered mutant, is a member of the Logical Secret Society. Expose
and/or kill her.
2. Make sure Friend Computer knows what's going on in Sector RMO at all times.
3. Whatever is causing the issue in Sector RMO, steal a sample of it for Food Vat Control.

Equipment
Personal Assigned Treasonous
Cold Fun Half-gallon (R) Laser Pistol body B3 R&D Experimental (illegal)
Cold Fun Pint x2 (R) RED Reflec armor Best Good Happy Sector Hour Logo
PlastiLaser (realistic zap noise!) (R) Series 1300 PDC Mug (Y)
Pyroxidine (Wide-Awake) tablet x2 Cold Fun 5-gallon tub (O)
(R)
Sandallathon (Sleepy-Sleepy) tablet
(R)

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 PARANOIA XP CHARACTER SHEET
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Name: Den-R-HNG-1
Gender: Male
Service group: HPD & Mind Control [Singalong Agents]

Action Skills
Management Stealth Violence
Bootlicking 8 Concealment 10 Agility 4
Chutzpah 8 Disguise 10 Demolition 1
Con Games 8 High Alert 10 Energy Weapons 8
Hygiene 8 Security Systems 10 Field Weapons 4
Interrogation 1 Shadowing 10 Fine Manipulation 8
Intimidation 8 Sleight of Hand 10 Hand Weapons 4
Moxie 8 Sneaking 10 Projectile Weapons 4
Oratory 12 Surveillance 10 Thrown Weapons 4
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________________________ __ ________________________ __ Vehicular Combat 4
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Knowledge Skills
Hardware Software Wetware
Bot Ops & Maintenance 8 Bot Programming 1 Biosciences 10
Chemical Engineering 4 C-Bay 4 Bioweapons 10
Electronic Engineering 4 Data Analysis 4 Cloning 10
Habitat Engineering 4 Data Search 1 Medical 5
Mechanical Engineering 4 Financial Systems 4 Outdoor Life 14
Nuclear Engineering 4 Hacking 8 Pharmatherapy 10
Vehicle Ops & Maintenance 1 Operating Systems 4 Psychotherapy 10
Weapons & Armor Maintenance 4 Vehicle Programming 8 Suggestion 10
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Mutant power: X-Ray Vision
Secret society: Communists (degree: 11)

Secret Skills
Uncommon Unlikely Unhealthy
Alpha Complex History 12 hobbies 16 Propaganda 9
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Notes
Credits: 842

1. Broth-R-OCW-2 (the second clone) is very important. Kill the first, then make sure the second
survives.
2. Convince at least one of your team members to join the Communist Party.
3. One of your team members is a spy for Food Vat Control. They'll be trying to steal samples of
whatever is in Sector RMO. Stop them.

Equipment
Personal Assigned Treasonous
B3 Extra Classic (R) Laser Pistol body Cancer-Free Cigarettes (O)
Comb, red (R) RED Reflec armor
Funbot T-Shirt x2 (R) Series 1300 PDC
Lemonie-Moistened Towelettes (20)
x2 (R)
Plasticord, per meter (R)
Sandallathon (Sleepy-Sleepy) tablet
(R)
Visomorpain (Little Black Friend) tab
(IR)

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Name: Rendach-R-UZW-1
Gender: Male
Service group: HPD & Mind Control [Singalong Agents]

Action Skills
Management Stealth Violence
Bootlicking 9 Concealment 4 Agility 9
Chutzpah 13 Disguise 4 Demolition 9
Con Games 13 High Alert 4 Energy Weapons 13
Hygiene 9 Security Systems 4 Field Weapons 13
Interrogation 1 Shadowing 4 Fine Manipulation 9
Intimidation 1 Sleight of Hand 4 Hand Weapons 9
Moxie 9 Sneaking 4 Projectile Weapons 9
Oratory 13 Surveillance 4 Thrown Weapons 9
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Knowledge Skills
Hardware Software Wetware
Bot Ops & Maintenance 7 Bot Programming 8 Biosciences 4
Chemical Engineering 7 C-Bay 4 Bioweapons 1
Electronic Engineering 7 Data Analysis 4 Cloning 4
Habitat Engineering 1 Data Search 4 Medical 4
Mechanical Engineering 11 Financial Systems 4 Outdoor Life 8
Nuclear Engineering 7 Hacking 4 Pharmatherapy 4
Vehicle Ops & Maintenance 7 Operating Systems 1 Psychotherapy 4
Weapons & Armor Maintenance 7 Vehicle Programming 4 Suggestion 4
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Mutant power: Transmutaiton
Secret society: Mystics (degree: 5)

Secret Skills
Uncommon Unlikely Unhealthy
Drug Procurement 5 Video Games 1 Old Reckoning Drugs 2
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Notes
Credits: 607

1. Ashlerr-R-LPG is also a member of your secret society...and a member of the Psions. Prove it
and have him executed.
2. Whatever equipment you are given, steal it all and bring it to us.
3. If given the opportunity, cause as much damage to Friend Computer and kill as many Infrared
citizens as possible.

Equipment
Personal Assigned Treasonous
B3 Extra Classic (R) Laser Pistol body Nail (I)
Bullhorn, with MegaBooster! (R) RED Reflec armor Umbrella (V)
Cold Fun Half-gallon (R) Series 1300 PDC
Cold Fun Pint (R)
FunFun Firecrackers! (R)
Gelgernine (Inner Happiness) tablet
(R)
Smoking Boots gag (fool your
friends!) x2 (R)

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