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BY BONNIE on January 18, the board
ROSENSTOCK sent a four-page email letter
The vote may be in, but addressed to the Steering
advocates for a pocket park Committee of the Friends
in east Chelsea continue to of 20th Street Park (with
press on. copies to Robert K. Steel,
On January 5, Community Deputy Mayor for Economic
Board (CB) 4’s full board Development, a host of local
voted to reaffirm the use of elected officials, CB5 and
the Department of Sanitation local block associations and
lot at 136 West 20th Street conservancy groups). Signed
for permanently affordable by CB4 chair John Weis, it
housing for moderate/mid- reiterated: “The matter has
dle-income families — when been fully debated, voted
D.O.S. vacates sometime on, and will not be recon-
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the gay man who blew the whistle on the are still litigating his “reasonable attorneys’
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World-Cla those arrested to go public.
Three of the men were arrested in
little value is saying something publicly that
might antagonize the other party.
Unicorn DVD, located at 27th Street and
Eighth Avenue in Chelsea, while the fourth,
a straight man, was arrested at a West 34th
Street spa after he went there to apply for a Some of the men who were
job as a driver.
One of the men arrested in Unicorn arrested said they were
DVD received $25,001, and the other three
received $40,001 each. approached by a younger
Their attorney, Michael L. Spiegel, got
“reasonable attorneys’ fees, expenses, and man who aggressively
costs,” according to filings on pacer.gov, the
federal court’s website. flirted.
All the arrests, which are seen as false
arrests in the gay community, were made
in 2008 by officers in the Manhattan South The city has aggressively litigated Pinter’s
Vice Enforcement Squad. case from the start, but then the facts in his
Altogether, vice cops arrested 30 men in case are different from the other cases.
six porn shops. Another 11 men and one Pinter initially pleaded guilty to disorderly
woman were busted for prostitution in two conduct. He later had that plea vacated and
spas. The same group of officers in the vice the charges dismissed. The other men con-
squad made most of the arrests. tested their cases, and their charges were
Five of the men, including Pinter, brought dismissed.
The Best School Break four federal lawsuits. Another man sued in
state court.
Some of the men who were arrested said
In 2010, the city unsuccessfully sought a
summary judgment in Pinter’s lawsuit. The
city has appealed that denial, and his case is
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14th St. walked into the 10th Precinct and berthed at Pier 59 of Chelsea Piers at
FELONY ASSAULT: An reported that from Fri., Dec. 31 through Jan. W. 17th St. around 2:30am Fri., Feb. 4 The 10th Precinct
an unknown perpetrator (or perpetrators) — injuring the owner who escaped with Deputy Inspector Elisa Cokkinos /
admiring “Damn” used his Capital One credit card without his his life. The fire spread to an adjacent Located at 230 W. 20th St. (btw. Seventh
A man who made what was believed to permission. On Mon., Jan 3., the victim was boat in the Pier 59 marina, but no one & Eighth Aves.) / Call 212-741-8211.
be an admiring “Damn” to a woman walk- informed by a Capital One fraud rep. that was injured. The owner of the catamaran, For Community Affairs, 212-741-8226.
ing past him on W. 14th St. at Sixth Ave. an authorized purchase of $59 was made on Mark Stoss, 42, was taken to Bellevue For Crime Prevention, 212-741-8226.
at 9:37pm on Sat., Jan. 22, infuriated her his card. Capital One recommended he file a Hospital with lung injuries from the heat. For Domestic Violence matters, 212-
companion — who pulled a 12-inch knife police report. The card was then cancelled. He was unable to save his four-year-old 741-8216. For the Youth Officer, 212-
and slashed the victim on the left forearm, German shepherd, Chloe, who perished 741-8211. For the Auxiliary Coordinator,
police said. The victim was taken to Bellevue in the fire. A month ago, a police scuba 212-741-8210. For the Detective Squad,
Hospital in stable condition. The suspect, PETTY LARCENY: Keys diver had rescued the animal after she fell 212-741-8245.
Craig Hutter, 37, was charged with felony into the water. On the last Wednesday of every
assault. used to take keys Firefighters brought the fire under month, at 7pm, the Community
On Feb. 1 at 2pm, it was reported that control around 4:30am, but the cata- Council Meeting (open to the public)
on January 31, a report was filed at the 10th maran sank and the adjacent boat was gives you the opportunity to express
CRIMINAL MISCHIEF: Precinct by the victim of a robbery at the destroyed in the fire. A space heater on quality of life concerns. Call 212-741-
Colonial House Inn (318 W. 22nd St). When the catamaran was cited as a possible 8226 for info on the location, which
Seven storage spaces the victim returned to his room, he discov- cause of the fire. may change from month to month. The
ered that the key that opened his luggage was meeting scheduled for January 26 was
unsealed in the luggage case. Someone had opened his cancelled due to the weather. The next
On Wed., Feb. 2, at approximately 3pm, luggage and took keys to his house and car, CRIME STOPPERS meeting takes place on February 23 —
the locks were cut off of seven storage lock- airline flight record documents and Christian If you have info regarding a crime com- the first such meeting since November
ers at Manhattan Mini Storage (541 W. 29th Dior perfume. He spoke with management mitted or a wanted person, call Crime 2010. Chelsea Now will have a report
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locker occupants. A bolt cutter was recov- (274637). Or submit a tip online at nypd-
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PIER FIRE: Catamaran & $10,000 Reward — For the arrest and The 13th Precinct
conviction of anyone involved in the shoot- Deputy Inspector: Ted Bernsted /
GRAND LARCENY: With a boat lost, German shep- ing of a New York City police officer. Call Located at 230 E. 21st St. (btw. Second
1-800-COPSHOT. & Third Aves.) / Call 212-477-7411. For
Capital “One” herd perishes $2,000 Reward — For anonymous info Community Affairs, 212-477-7427. For
On Feb. 2, an occupant of 223 W. Fire broke out on a 46-ft. catamaran that leads to the arrest and indictment of Crime Prevention, 212-477-7427. For
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anonymously, if you know someone who The Precinct Community Council meets
is carrying, selling or using handguns at 6:30pm on the third Tuesday of every
illegally. month (at the 13th Precinct station house).
There was plenty of chicken wings, fries and, of course, soup to go around at the SOUPerBowl party (last Sunday at the NYC
Rescue Mission).
“It’s almost counter-
nity activism, so they could tell it was a real
cultural to have a game trustworthy cause. He set the bar, so chef
ated high school,” Colameco said. been bringing soup and brownies over from his
On Monday, Al Yeganeh, the man who successful restaurant Junoon for the past five
inspired Seinfeld’s “Soup-Nazi” character, years. After arriving in New York from India in
sent chicken noodle soup over to the mis- 2002, one of his first jobs was in a Downtown
sion. He may have a reputation for being restaurant. He showed up on Christmas to start
edgy — even downright mean — but the his shift only to find that the restaurant was
owner of the national Original Soup Man closed. He had just enough money on him for
chains has a history of ushering the home- the subway, but wouldn’t have been able to get
less and the poor people to the front of to work the next day. Khanna wandered the
the line and serving them for free. neighborhood and found the mission, where
FOX Sportscaster Duke Castiglione he found a hearty meal and found refuge from
helped serve on Wednesday, and was the cold.
reportedly very “sweet with the guys,” Khanna was unable to attend on Sunday, but
circulating and weeding out the Steelers restaurant representative Andrew Blackmore
fans the Packers fans. The spirit of the brought his famous lentil and spinach soup
day made it easier for him to bond with with him — along with a large dose of reality.
the guys. For most men, he said, talking “On one side of the country, you have peo-
sports is like talking about the weather: ple paying a million dollars for a thirty-second
it’s something they all have in common. advertising spot, and on the other, there’s a line
“We talked a lot of football, but they also of people waiting in the cold who need soup,”
wanted to talk a little Mets and Yankees,” said Blackmore, who was flagged by his two
Castiglione said. “The guys were real knowl- children, Rutger, 7, and Morgan, 14, also vol-
edgeable and came up to talk to me, and it was unteering. “You can’t depend on a government
all very relaxed.” that’s running out of money. It’s up to every day
Castiglione was long overdue to volunteer, people, average citizens, to create and build
according to his wife, Kiki, who volunteers community.”
regularly and has always encouraged Duke to The Downtown community can always
do the same. He’s glad he finally did. depend on Bubby’s restaurant in Tribeca to
“We served 205 meals, men were coming up donate money to their local schools; but when
one after the other. A lot of people need help. the eatery decided to stay open for the first
The mission is always looking for volunteers, time on Thanksgiving to fundraise, they gave
and welcomes you with open arms. I’d encour- a generous-and unsolicited-donation to the
age anybody to go down there,” Castiglione Mission. Owner Ron Silver stepped up again
said. “It’s not a high-pressure situation. They last Friday and donated his famous chicken
made me feel at home. I’ll definitely be back, gumbo, which Miss Black New Jersey USA
and my wife will probably come with me.” 2011, Nicole Stanley, was happy to help serve
Vikas Khanna, who was welcomed into
the shelter ten years ago on Christmas day, has Continued on page 17
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Back in her studio, Zeldis always works
her paintings manifest as while sitting down. She starts by drawing
on a white surface — usually canvas or
intimate illustrations
board, which she subsequently colorizes
with oil paint (or gouache if working on
of her experiences, dreams paper).
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day events and portraits of people who have
had an emotional impact on her. The latter
can in particular include her mother — who
of recognition. Her work has been exhibited was an accomplished ballet dancer in Russia
at the Brooklyn Museum, the New Orleans but had to give up her passion when she
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Museum of Art, the Terra Museum of Art married — as well as her brother who was
in Chicago, the New York State Historical deemed fatally ill as a child and was hence
Society, the Yeshiva University Museum
and the Katonah Museum of Art, among
forced to spend most of his childhood in
bed. As a result, elegant dancers frequently
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others. In addition, she has illustrated sev- appear in Zeldis’ compositions, and she has
eral children’s books (some in collaboration worked on many baseball scenes, which
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with her daughter) on Benjamin Franklin, hark back to memories of her brother, with
Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela and whom she could not play but would join in
Abraham Lincoln, for example. A Jewish listening to baseball games.
Celebrations calendar for 2011 can be One touching painting shows Zeldis and
bought in stores and online. her bedridden brother, who is wearing a
Most importantly, Zeldis’ work is in the baseball cap. They are listening intently to
permanent collections of the Smithsonian the radio, while above them, in an almost
American Art Museum in Washington, surrealist bubble of the imagination, a base-
D.C., the American Folk Art Museum, the ball game unfolds inside a packed stadium.
Abby Aldrich Rockefeller Museum of Folk The contrast between the two children
Art in Vermont, the Akron Museum, the and the jubilant crowd is heart-wrenching
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Jewish Museum in New York, as well as the and yet, there is a clear sense of hope and
Skirball Cultural Center in Los Angeles, beauty in this intimate moment, revealing
to only name a few. This past fall, Zeldis the bond between two siblings.
had a well-received solo exhibition at the However, Zeldis’ childhood memories are
American Folk Art Museum in New York
and, until February 25, her work is featured Continued on page 24
24 Februar y 9 - 22, 2011
Art
bushes, both beloved features in her mother’s rounding it. She has painted several tough
lush garden, appear frequently and function as compositions, featuring the day itself, as well as
a visual Talisman of sorts. abused prisoners at Abu Ghraib and the execu-
Besides members of her family, Zeldis tion of Daniel Pearl, for example. The paintings
devotes much of her attention to prominent fig- are forthright and do not lack in unconcealed
Memory
ures of the 20th century. Anne Frank, Abraham brutality. They all pose one blatant question: of
Lincoln, Martin Luther King, Mother Theresa, what horrors is humanity actually capable?
Gandhi and Beethoven, for example are people While some of Zeldis’ works might provide
she admires and they have become profound us with a kind of charming escapism, works like
staples in her work. All of them appear repeat- these show her as a critical and sensitive com-
Place
edly, at times alone and then together, joining mentator of her time. She is at once a dreamer
in a montage-like accumulation of admirable and a realist. Continuing to trespass across
accomplishments. But Zeldis does not sim- boundaries, Zeldis does not intend to tie herself
ply engage in the act of idolization. Instead, to a specific timeline and continues to travel
she depicts them as her trusted and admired seamlessly between current and past events, be
Commemorating the friends. In a work entitled “Homage to Anne they rooted in reality or her imagination.
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BY JERRY TALLMER
Just call them A, B, C, D. That’s what the playwright calls
them — or, rather, that’s what her play calls them.
When the lights go up, all four are discovered in a sterile-
looking sort of waiting room/classroom. The younger of the
two couples, A (male) and B (female), sit with arms around one
another. Not so with the older, more uptight couple. D (male)
paces the room impatiently while C (female), his wife, just sits
and broods. Photo by Kristin Skye Hoffmann
All four are waiting to be individually red-lighted or green- “The Return of Toodles Von Flooz” — featuring Lisa Mamazza, Colin McFadden & Brianne Mai.
lighted as a consequence of certain computer-generated intel-
ligence tests. A deus ex machina simply identified as “Efficient ried to a woman named Lisa,” has an acting/singing career
Woman” is on hand to elucidate the results. alongside playwriting. She has widely toured as the Eva Peron
The play is “Selection” — as in Darwin’s “natural selection” of “Evita,” and — in nice happenstance parallel to her pres-
— and it is the one I liked best of the four one-acts by four
The play is “Selection” — as in ent Red Room connection — plays keyboard and sings with a
women presented together under the rubric “A Girl Wrote It.” band called Those 4 Girls.
The playwright is Kris Montgomery of Shelton, Connecticut —
Darwin’s “natural selection” — and Which takes us to another Kris — or, to be more exact,
whose day job, as it happens, is installing computer software. Kristin Skye Hoffmann — the co-founder (with Liz White and
When the results for A, B, C, and D come in, the green light
it is the one I liked best of the four Sky Seals) of Wide Eyed Productions. It is Hoffmann who had
flashes three times, the red light flashes once. Now what? Who the idea of putting four short plays together under the heading
gets the intelligence test’s thumbs up to bring that baby into
one-acts by four women presented “A Girl Wrote It,” and is the director of one of those four, Lisa
the brave new world of the day after tomorrow — and who Ferber’s farcical film noir bar room Western, “The Return of
does not?
together under the rubric “A Girl Toodles Von Flooz.”
The admirably concise “Selection” contains overtones not Directing is Hoffmann’s passion, starting back at the
only of Aldous Huxley and Orwell, but of early and late Albee
Wrote It.” The playwright is Kris University of Northern Colorado, from where she and a num-
(“The Sandbox,” “The American Dream,” “The Play About the ber of theater-minded pals came straight to New York to try to
Baby”) as well as of a scary futuristic Ira Levin novel called
Montgomery of Shelton, Connecticut do their thing. Wide-eyed is what they knew they were.
“This Perfect Day” (1970) — right down to ID touch pads at Her directing of an exciting 2007 “Medea” for the Hudson
every turn.
— whose day job, as it happens, is Shakespeare Company was rehearsed “for a really long time,”
“This play,” says Montgomery, “has been done a number but got “only four performances — all outdoors, all free —
of places, starting in 1999, and then thrown away, It was
installing computer software. which seemed a pity to me.”
rediscovered last fall by my 16-year-old daughter Erin — the Perhaps it could be done again, and better, and indoors.
youngest of my three daughters — when she was looking for “If I do it again,” she said to her buddies, “will you guys stick
a one-act play she could direct next year in school. Then I was so high. with me?”
got a notice from the Dramatists Guild about this company, B: So, why don’t they do that? We want to have kids Yes, they said, yes.
Wide Eyed Productions, that was looking for one-act scripts together. After much search, she found “a very nice man named
by women.” EFFICIENT WOMAN: They didn’t do it because Richmond Shepard,” who made his East 26th Street theater
Plays have to get conceived and brought to birth, just if they start making exceptions, the whole system falls available to her without a deposit — and a second “Medea,”
like human babies. This one, says its mother — whose three apart. again starring Amy Lee Pearsall, was on its wide-eyed way.
flesh-and-blood daughters are, as it happens, adopted — was A: Isn’t that what the Nazis did? You’re trying to get “Everybody lent us stuff, and somehow we even managed
spurred into life “by discussions I used to have with friends rid of a whole group of people. to come out in the black. This is now our 13th production and
about whether some people ought to have to get a license to B: This is genocide. our second evening of one-acts. In all 12 of those shows, we
give birth to a child. Alcoholics, welfare mothers, low-IQ’s, et EFFICIENT WOMAN: No, it isn’t. No one’s being had never done anything written by a woman, and I thought
cetera. That’s not exactly genocide, but a gray area.” killed here. We just don’t let everyone reproduce. There’s that was crazy.
From this play, her play, “Selection”: a big difference…. “We did a call for scripts by a woman, posted it all over the
place. Received 388 submissions, and I read all 388.” This
EFFICIENT WOMAN: This is interesting. The com- All the above — indeed, all of “Selection” — represents, was chopped down to 50, and then to the four at Red Room:
puter print out says that this is one of the highest greens to Montgomery “a kind of argument with myself — and it’s “Clementine,” by Lynda Green; “Plight of the Apothecary” by
we’ve ever had. my hope that it will elicit discussion and/or argument else- Elizabeth Birkenmeier; “The Return of Toodles Von Flooz,” by
A: Meaning? where.” Lisa Ferber; and “Selection,” by Kris Montgomery.
EFFICIENT WOMAN: They almost passed the red Montgomery, who says she was born in Elizabeth, New A, B, C, D. Red light, green light. Stop and Go in The Red
[this particular green’s partner] just because the green Jersey, “somewhere in the last century,” and that she is “mar- Room. Keep your eyes wide open.
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