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PUBLISHERS:
Julia Beverly (JB)
Chino
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF:
Julia Beverly (JB)
MUSIC REVIEWS:
ADG, Wally Sparks
CONTRIBUTORS:
Bobby Novoa, Bogan, Brian O’Hare,
Chris Imani, Cynthia Coutard, Dain
Burroughs, Darnella Dunham, Earl
Randolph, Felisha Foxx, Felita
Knight, Iisha Hillmon, Jaro Vacek,
Jeska Manrique, Jessica Koslow,
J Lash, Katerina Perez, Keith
Kennedy, K.G. Mosley, King Yella,
Lisa Coleman, Malik “Copafeel”
Abdul, Marcus Jethro, Matt Son-
zala, Maurice G. Garland, Nata-
lia Gomez, Nikki Kancey, Noel
Malcolm, Ray Tamarra, Rayfield
Warren, Rohit Loomba, Sophia
Jones, Spiff, Swift
SALES CONSULTANT:
Che’ Johnson (Gotta Boogie)
LEGAL AFFAIRS:
Kyle P. King, P.A. (King Law
Firm)
STREET REPS:
Al-My-T, B-Lord, Bill Rickett,
Black, Bull, Chill, Chilly
C, Controller, Dap, Dereck
Washington, Derek Jurand,
Dwayne Barnum, Dr. Doom,
Ed the World Famous,
Episode, General, H-Vidal,
Hollywood, Janky, Jason
Brown, Judah, Kamikaze,
Klarc Shepard, Kydd Joe,
Lex, Lump, Marco Mall, Mr.
Lee, Music & More, N’Ron,
Nick@Nite, Pat Pat, Phat-
tLipp, Pimp G, Quest, Red
Dawn, Rob-Lo, Statik, TJ’s
DJ’s, Victor Walker, Voodoo
CIRCULATION:
Mercedes (Strictly Streets)
Buggah D. Govanah (On
Point)
Big Teach (Big Mouth)
Efren Mauricio (Direct Promo)
Miami office:
555 NE 15th St. Suite 7731
Miami, FL 33132
Cover credits: Mike Jones photo by
Julia Beverly; The Game photo by J
Lash; Nivea photo by Jonathan Mannion.
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I’m a first-time reader of OZONE. I’m glad has yet to gain a distribution deal. Whenever
the South has a true magazine now. Y’all Trick is involved in something, I support it. His
magazine is based in Orlando and I stay in new album is the type of album you can listen
Tampa. Why haven’t I heard of this? I’ve to without skipping any tracks. While many
had the chance to read a couple of your Miami natives claim he’s getting soft, I think
issues and it’s the bomb. I’m an up and coming his album reflects him maturing in age and in
artist. I hope we have a chance to be featured I the rap industry. You can’t be crunk your entire
this magazine. I’m currently on lock down but the career. You have to tone it down at some point,
streets are calling, so I’ll be home soon. Keep up and Trick picked the right album. - Ms Chyna,
the good work, I love this magazine. I’m a dirty mschyna@gmail.com (Miami, FL)
South lover, so I’m just sending y’all props. - Bean
from da 4-Tre Rydas (Tampa, FL) Please print this in your next issue of OZONE! I am
14 and a big fan of OZONE mag. Please do an issue
Julia, I must say that you’ve inspired me. Since on the whole Swishahouse. PaulWall is so fine and
being introduced to OZONE by DJ Chill, I have paid Mike Jones is sexy. I’m from New Orleans and I like
close attention to your magazine. After reading everybody who you feature in your mag. Please do
your story on your struggles in getting into the mag- a tribute to Soulja Slim! – Mia, mizhottstarbuxxxs
azine industry, I felt you and said Fuck it. I’m tired aslyte@yahoo.com (New Orleans, LA)
of these other mags I work for bullshit, so I decided
to put out my own rap magazine. It’s called What I love your magazine. I started reading a couple
it Dew! and it highlights everything great about months ago and I’ve been hooked ever since. I’m
Houston rap music. Much success in the future, and definitely enjoying the newest addition to your
keep breaking down barriers for Southern rap and magazine, the “groupie confessions.” It’s some
hip white girls! – JC, despradoworld2004@yahoo. of the greatest shit I’ve ever read in my life. I’m
com (Houston, TX) wondering when we’re going to hear some stories
about some female stars like Beyonce, Lil Kim, or
I picked up your magazine for the first time Trina. I know these male stars aren’t the only ones
today, and I just wanted to say that I enjoyed out there getting their freak on with these groupies.
the article featuring the chase down of Trick – Clifton Lyerly, clifcide1@yahoo.com
Daddy. Keep up the good work. – Alysse Stewart,
lovezone1019@aol.com (Charlotte, NC) Your stories are getting hotter by the minute. I
personally thought the “groupie confessions” were
Julia, I have to say that you’re the luckiest woman an eye-catcher and definitely has credibility to
in the world. You interviewed Trick and Lil Wayne it. Those things go on every day. Maybe you guys
– actually got to talk to them, whether over the should do a big end of the year issue ever year. – Al
phone or face to face. You go girl! In fact, just Tho, all_icouldfeel2000@yahoo.com
because JB is the coolest writer ever, I put in my
subscription today. I won’t miss another issue of I was reading your 2 cents in the mag with Trick on
OZONE, especially since y’all stay interviewing my the cover. That shit was ridiculous. You’ve got a lot
future baby daddies! I’m definitely feeling Trick’s of patience. – N’Ron, nron@nextel.blackberry.net
article 150%. I love this dude so much and I love the (Orlando, FL)
way he represents Miami – 305 – Dade County. He is
the reason we’re on the map, next to Luke and Dis- I think OZONE mag is the illest magazine, even bet-
co Rick. I just wanted to tell Trick that I am proud ter than XXL and The Source. It should be in stores
of him for kicking that dirty joint habit. He looks so everywhere. It deserves it. Everyone should know
healthy now, and his face is so fat. I am honestly about it. Y’all need to make the magazine longer,
his biggest fan and so proud of him. I think he made though. – Mafiadaking@aol.com
some valid points on the legalization of drugs in the
future, the 2004 presidential election, and the beef I really like your magazine. I just found out about
with Benzino and Em. Trick could have been like the it. The best part is the sex issue. It’s really interest-
regular everday flawass dude by inputting his two cents, but he didn’t. ing and good information to have. I’m just asking if you can have some
He point-blank said he’s not speaking on something he has nothing to more groupie confessions, maybe with Usher, Chingy, Sean Paul from the
do with, and I respect that. I support Dunk Ryders 100% even though it YoungBloodz, and Lil Zane? – Sydnee, chingysbabigyrl4@yahoo.com
had a whole
“Paris Hilton is smart as fuck. Don’t let that TV shit fool you. I sat down and
a busines swoman . She’s smart as fuck.” - Lil Jon, backstage
conversation with her, and she’s
at The Fillmore (Denver, CO)
Most people don’t really know shit about me, so throughout my career it’s inevitable that
race is going to be an issue. Actually, I went off on a tangent. I wasn’t even trying to get into
a racial discussion. What I’m trying to say is this: Pac’s music touched people for a reason.
He cared. See, I had a little epiphany this month. This whole music industry is so cutthroat
and competitive that it’s easy to forget why I’m here in the first place. It’s never been about
money. At first it was for the love; now it’s about winning. Lately, it’s been a mental and
emotional battle. I’m being attacked from all angles. I’m uptight; defensive. Protecting my
position. “It’s a dirty game, y’all, you got to be careful who you fuck with and who you don’t
fuck with.” True statement.
So I’m standing on stage watching the YoungBloodz perform “85,” another one of my favorite
songs from back in the day, and it hit me: I’m here cause I love this shit. It’s supposed to be
fun. I realized the absurdity of it all. On a large scale, you’ve got the 50 Cents and The Games
who probably started rapping because they felt Pac or some other artist, and they loved the
shit. Today, they’re so focused on winning that it’s not even fun anymore. Every once in a
while, I’ve gotta just sit back and laugh because I am so blessed to be able to wake up in the
morning (that is, if I have the time to sleep) and LOVE what I do for a living.
Don’t get it twisted, though. Even though it’s fun, I’ll still fight anyone who tries to take mine.
I’ve got only two words for anyone trying to start a magazine “like OZONE”: Fuck you.
Oh yeah, we won the Bum Squad DJ Award this month for Best Hip-Hop Magazine, which marks
the second time this year we’ve beaten XXL. And we don’t even have fuckin’ distribution. I
was kinda waiting on Elliott to diss OZONE and give us a little free publicity, but I don’t see it
happening now that he’s gotten married and gone soft in his editorials.
JLASH
“H” = Houston
Slim Thug
and his
brother
Ray Face
Grandaddy
“M” = Mississippi Souf’s
trademark
“A” = Atlanta
“305” = Miami
Photo Credits:
Bogan: #12
Earl Randolph: #09
J Lash: #10
Julia Beverly: #01,02,03,04,05,
06,07,08,11,13,14,15,16,17,18,
19,20,21
Photo Credits:
Earl Randolph: #12
J Lash: #06
Joie Manda: #13
Julia Beverly: #01,02,03,04,
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19,20,21
KG Mosley: #11
Kirk: #08
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Bogan: #05
Sophia Jones: #11
Julia Beverly: #01,02,03,06,
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19,20,21
ShannonMCC.com: #04
Marcus Jethro: #18
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DJ Hollywood: #04
Iisha Hillmon: #12
J Lash: #01,08
Joie Manda: #16
Julia Beverly: #02,05,06,07,09,
10,14,15,17,18,20
Kirk: #13
ShannonMCC.com: #19
Photo Credits:
Earl Randolph: #18
J Lash: #01,09,16
Julia Beverly: #02,03,04,05,06,
07,08,10,11,12,13,14,17,19,20
Kirk: #15
ShannonMCC.com: #21
Mike Jones and his Ice Age then some people are gonna be like, “I like the
Entertainment family old Mike Jones. I like it when he used to say ‘Who?
So you came up around DJ Screw and some of the biggest names to come out of Houston.
Oh yeah, man, I lived right around the corner from Fat Pat and Hawk when they was starting DEA and ev-
erything. My Uncle Ron, Kojak, was pretty much like CEO of the Dead End thing. I was around the Screwed
Up Click right at the beginning of it. It was the original SUC with Fat Pat, Hawk, and Keke. When I began
rapping, I really got noticed by Big Pokey and I hooked up with his crew Mob Style. I was around Pokey a lot
right when he got his deal. I pretty much grew up under that umbrella. I was around everything that was
going on at the time, but it just wasn’t my time.
Now, it’s 2005, and you’re working with Slim Thug, one of the hottest artists in the South. Are you
signed to Slim’s label, under Interscope?
Yeah, it’s sort of like how 50 Cent did G-Unit. I’m coming in the same way 50 did Lloyd Banks. I’m on Boss
Hawg/Geffen/Interscope. I’m not under Star Trak, though. I’m signed to Interscope through Boss Hawg. It’s
all under the same umbrella.
I’m sure you’re concentrating on Slim’s album right now, but are you working on a solo album also?
Yeah, man, I’m already forty songs deep. I’m constantly working on my album. When he work, I work. I’m
not waiting on it. I don’t want to be all the way dependent, cause we never really worked like that. While
he’s making noise in the industry, I’m still gonna be making noise in the underground.
You first came out as a part of HSE, which was a group with Lil Flip. Who else was in HSE?
HSE was the first album we put out in ‘99. I was still in high school. The group was me, Lil Flip, A.P.,
and Hump. Hump didn’t rap but he was on the cover. To date, that record sold 100,000. That was
the first release on Sucka Free before anything. I was the second artist signed to Sucka Free. Flip
was the first.
What are you working on right now? Is this a new HSE record or a solo album?
It’s the final HSE record. It’s called The Paper Route.
How did HSE go from being you, Flip, and A.P. to you and Lil Ron?
Once A.P. came out the group it was me and Flip, and then Lil Ron came in after he left the Swisha-
house. He paid his dues. He helped us go platinum wiht the nationwide success we was having. And
Flip just recently stepped. He’s still signed to Sucka Free, but he’s not affiliated. So that just left
me and Ron.
YUNG REDD
Did you have any problem with Flip leaving?
Naw, I didn’t have no problem with Flip leaving. I just told him he really must keep it
real, holla at me. We was gonna still do projects together even though he was gone.
Your name stands for Ghetto Reality in Texas. What exactly is your reality these days?
G.R.i.T. BOYS
Scooby: Well, the G.R.i.T. Boys reality is the things we go through in life. My struggles,
Unique’s struggles, Poppy’s struggles, and we just present it to the world as a whole. It’s what
we go through, and if you can relate to it then, get ahold of our music. It’ll probably help you
get through a day. It’s really grindin’ music. A lot of people that hustle that we known in the
hood be like, “Man, I need some CDs to grind with.” It’s reality rap.
Do you hear much other reality rap out there these days?
I hear it. It’s a lot of talent that ain’t been heard that I feel been on the same caliber as us.
But there’s legends before us that’s been reality rap. Hawk, Z-Ro, and the Geto Boys fa sho
set that example. It’s reality out there, but as a whole the music game is just at a different
point right now. There’s a lot of shining going on right now, and there’s nothing wrong with
that. Cause we down here ridin’ swangers and fo’s.
But doesn’t that shit kinda get old at times? As much as I love some of these artists, I don’t
want to hear any more about “paint drippin’.” It’s just recycled Screw freestyles over and
over and over.
Yeah, it is, but some people are late on the style of it and they take a liking to it just like I
took a liking to it ten years ago. I don’t fault them, but myself personally and the rest of the
G.R.i.T. Boys, we’re on a whole other level. We about bringin’ the real, what’s goin’ on. I ain’t
ridin’ swangers, but you know, I got potnas that’s ridin’ swangas. So if I made a record about
that, it’d be for them. But you’ve got a point, though.
How old were you when the Z-Ro record came out?
I was sixteen or seventeen, somewhere around there.
So it wasn’t too long after that you started doing the Guerilla Maab project, right?
Yeah, Rise came out in 1999, right when I got out of jail. That was 1999.
How do y’all stay so consistent with the projects? How do you guys get to put out so much music?
I don’t know, man, that’s what we do. People always wonder why we be so serious, and I just sit back
and let ‘em know that we keep a lot of shit we go through inside our chests. We ain’t the type to go
talk about our problems to nobody, so that’s what makes us good at what we do in this music shit. We
go through shit on a day-to-day basis. I hate that it be how we go through it, but it’s good that we
do go through it because without that, shit, what would we have? We go through so much shit, dog,
TRAE
it’s like retarded. If one of us ain’t in jail or one of us ain’t in a shootout or one of us ain’t fighting, I
mean, it just be so much shit and there’s always something negative. Half the tiem we don’t even want
to answer our phone because we don’t know what it is on the other line telling us.
Photo Credits:
Earl Randolph: #10
Joie Manda: #20
J Lash: #11,12
Julia Beverly: #01,02,03,04,
05,06,07,08,09,13,14,15,17,
18,19,21
ShannonMCC.com: #16
Photo Credits:
GoodFellaz: #07
J Lash: #02,08
Joie Manda: #03,21
Julia Beverly: #01,04,05,06,09,10,
11,13,14,15,16,17,18,20
Malik Abdul: #12
Pimp G: #19
Photo Credits:
Julia Beverly: #01,03,04,
05,06,07,08,09,10,11,12,
13,14,15,18,19,20,21
King Yella: #17
Pimp G: #16
ShannonMCC.com: #02
Photo Credits:
Earl Randolph: #09
H Vidal: #12
J Lash: #10
Jaro Vacek: #05,18,20
Julia Beverly: #01,02,03,04,06,
07,13,14,15,17,19,21
KG Mosley: #08,13
Marcus Jethro: #11
Pimp G: #16
Photo Credits:
David/Exclusive: #03
DJ Hollywood: #17
H Vidal: #04
J Lash: #10
Julia Beverly: #01,02,03,
06,07,08,09,11,12,13,14,
15,16,18,19,20
Marcus Jethro: #21
Pimp G: #05
Dave Chapelle better be on the As one of the world’s premiere This DVD is mistitled. It should be called Hood
lookout, because actor and stand- adult video magazines, Sex and Tales, or A Tale of Two Cities. Comedian Larry
up comedian Benji Brown - a.k.a. the Studio is back with volume Dogg, otherwise known as Street Dogg, takes you
KiKi - is on his heels, turning two, proving again that music and on a wild and hilarious journey from the thugged-
heads with his new comedic DVD, sex is always a good combination. out streets of Liberty City to the glitz and glamour
In Touch with Reality. This is the formula you need to of South Beach.
“bang” out good music.
Brown appears regularly on BET’s Liberty City is filled with pimps, hoes, crackheads,
Comic View and is a star on one Money B, Digital Underground’s drug dealers, boosters, and gangstas busting their
of Miami’s hottest radio morning Cleetis Mack, and porn star Obses- guns in parking lots. Street Dogg shows us this side
shows. Anybody who who watches sion host this DVD magazine. of life in Miami, complete with good ol’ fashioned
this DVD is gonna be laughing Money B and his crew take you beat-downs.
their ass off. on a journey to many American
cities, interviewing some of the On the flip side, Street Dogg takes us away from
Brown’s DVD, In Touch With biggest hip-hop stars like Ludacris the hood and shows us the weekend vacation
Reality, deals with some skits and Bonecrusher as well as super- getaways across the bridge.
about reality TV shows as well as star athletes.
everyday things that happen in If you interview residents from either side of the
the hood. The jokes and skits are When we arrive in the beautiful bridge in Miami, you’re bound to get a story. When
hilarious. city of Rio de Janiero in Brazil, a certified comedian interviews residents, you’re
that’s where the action really bound to get a funny hood tale.
A few standout moments on the heats up. Money B starts with a
DVD include Brown’s spoof of Mi- tour of the city and ends with All throughout this DVD, Street Dogg takes you
chael Jackson’s “Thriller” video: a hot sex scene featuring three through the thick drama of South Beach. In addi-
“Crackheads.” TV shows like The beautiful Brazilian actresses and tion to the street fistfights and parking lot shoot-
Dating Game and Elimidate are one male Brazilian porn star. Porn outs, there’s live concert footage from the likes of
spoofed with new names like star Mr. Marcus also makes an ap- 50 Cent, Petey Pablo, Mystikal, and B.G. The DVD
“ElimAHo.” Fear Factor becomes pearance, doing a threesome with also features Interviews with hip-hop stars like Lil
Queer Factor, and Nick and two Asian actresses. All in all, the Wayne, Loon and Lil Jon.
Jessica’s MTV Newlyweds show DVD features four hot sex scenes.
isn’t exempt either. Even though it’s a low budget comedy, Street
However, it isn’t all about sex. Dogg still gives you something to think about. For
His comedic genius really shines Featured interviews include example, he discusses the fact that high-priced
through when Brown changes his industry heavy hitters like DJ Pre- clothier Von Dutch was an active racist, and yet
vocals into the high-pitched lady miere. Money B’s interview with hip-hop stars like Missy Elliott and Jay-Z still sup-
voice and persona of KiKi. Randy Jackson of the Jackson port his clothing. It’s interesting to see that even
Five is hilarious. We also meet an after the Tommy Hilfiger incident, blacks will still
If you’d never seen Benji Brown Asian chick who says she bedded unknowingly support a racist in their drive to set
perform on BET or at your local Michael Jordan. Coolo teaches a trends. As Kanye West says, “Nigga, you ain’t up
comedy club, make sure you new sexual position, and admits on this.”
check for him. You’ll definitely that he pays for sex!
leave laughing. Overall, this is a good and funny DVD. Street
The bonus soundtrack has seven- Dogg’s performance stands out, and there’s plenty
Benji’s got a promising future. teen tracks, featuring new songs of funny skits about reggae artists and Haitians.
You can look for him in P Diddy’s from Digital Underground, Xzibit, There’s two Miamis: the one mainstream America
upcoming Bad Boys of Comedy. If Yukmouth, Bun B, Money B, and visits on vacation, and the one where there’s
you can’t wait to see him live, go more. It’s a must for fans of West families trying to survive. This is the Miami that
ahead and purchase this DVD. coast music. everyone should visit.
So I’m fresh off listening to Fat Joe roast 50 This album is appropriately titled. The After all the backlash I got from our
Cent during Kay Slay’s Drama Hour show on Geto Boys are most certainly the true readers about my positive review
Hot 97 in NYC. I’m sitting here thinking that foundation of this Southern rap shit. of The Mind of Mannie Fresh for
this nigga 50 is a fuckin’ marketing phenom. You gotta love it. I sure do. I had to its entertainment quality, I’ll tell
The man knows how to create a blistering buzz wait seven long years for a new studio you straight-up: If you don’t have
for any project that he’s involved with. effort from the familiar lineup of Scar- an open mind and don’t appreciate
face, Bushwick Bill, and Willie D. humor and creativity, don’t even
Honestly, I had the bootleg as soon as it bother listening to this album. It
leaked, but I didn’t listen right away. Really, This right here is some gangsta shit for has a crock-pot full of both, and a
how different could it be from Get Rich or Die grown-ups. The lead single, “Yes Yes lot of fuckin’ tamales!
Tryin’? But when I heard Fat Joe admit that Y’all,” is proof positive that neither
he was getting caught up in 50’s plan by even of the three have lost a step. Scarface Chingo Bling is nowhere near a
responding to the diss, I had to go listen. is still spittin’ the real, Willie D is as lyrical threat, but I’d be willing to
amped as ever, and Bushwick is - well, bet that he could make a better
Setting off the album is an intro where a he’s still Bushwick Bill. album than almost any chart-top-
young lady receives a Valentine from 50 Cent. ping rapper today. His latest effort
As she opens it, she gets blasted by about six Like any real OG’s, they have stories The Tamale Kingpin is led off by
AR-15 assault rifles. She should be thanking that are designed to give the young a pretty damn good cover of the
50, because if she’s dead she won’t have to sit bucks a quick lesson on the streets. Scarface classic “Money & The
through the monotony that is The Massacre. This is evident on this album with Power.” Chingo aptly applys his
cuts like “Leaning on You” and “I twist, titling it, “Masa & Da Flour.”
There are two things that jumped out at me Tried.” On the latter, Uncle Face gives We all know you can’t cook up
about this album: 50 Cent is an excellent song- it straight up with no chaser on the those tamales without that white
writer, and Eminem is far better at smashing hook. powder, ya dig?
MCs than making beats. The album is packed
with the prerequisite gangsta shit bravado One of the dopest things about this The thing I can’t figure out about
mixed with 50’s sing-songy hooks. Ja Rule album is the fact that each of the Chingo is if he’s trying to be funny,
would be pulling his hair out, if he had any. members has a chance to get their or if he’s just naturally entertain-
solo shine on. They’ve each got a solo ing? Anyway, the production on
There are a few times where 50 actually joint on here. Willie D tells tales of this album is Grade A. The men
has some shit to say. For example, he spits, counterfeiting money and the desper- behind the boards on this album
“Sometimes I sit and look at life from a dif- ate measures he’s taken to make sure have given Chingo Bling a sonic
ferent angle / I don’t know if I’m God’s child he won’t die without a little piece of landscape that almost any two-bit
or Satan’s angel” on “I’m Supposed to Die change. Next we have Bushwick Bill’s rapper could make a hit from. This
Tonight.” Flashes of brilliance like that lyric twisted love letter to his ex-wife, is especially evident on the cut,
are far too scarce on this album. If 50 Cent “Dirty Bitch.” He gives it to her raw “Fuck a Major Label,” featuring
was concerned with making a creative album with lines like, “Burned my car and my Max Minelli.
instead of what the sheep of the world want to clothes like you was Angela Bassett / I
hear, how great and influential could he really left town, you moved out, all you left Other standout cuts include the
be? was a mattress.” hilarious “Osama, Who Got the
Keys to the Humma,” which is, of
But shit, man, what do I know? He’s fuckin’ Lastly, the realest of the real is Scar- course, an interpolation of Beenie
rich. He’s sold eleven million albums, and will face’s solo effort, “G-Code,” which Man’s “Who Am I.” In Chingo’s ver-
probably sell close to that with this album. is basically a confirmation of the #1 sion, a fake-ass bin Laden is hiding
Like he says on the controversial “Piggy Bank,” rule of the streets: Don’t snitch. There in a hole, dropping underground
“Buck’s shit sells / Banks’ shit sells / Game’s are times where Scarface seems to be tapes, and Chingo is there to ex-
shit sells / I’m rich as hell,” so he’s obviously carrying the other two members on pose the real.
doing something right. his shoulders, but there’s hardly any
mistakes on this album. Another notable record is “Ameri-
50’s cut with Eminem, “Gatman & Robin,” can Pie,” featuring PaulWall and
is whack, but I kept rewinding it because If you’re 25 years or older and you’re Mike Jones. This song is a Texas-
Eminem went the fuck off. Now I’m off to get from the South, you need to have this sized lovefest for all races that
some Q-tips, because my ears need cleaning. album. The same goes for all you new believe in one color: Green. All in
They seem to be deceiving me. How could rapper dudes and young chicks, too. all, The Tamale Kingpin satisfied
music so simple make me listen to it over and I love Young Jeezy, T.I., Mike Jones, my appetite. Now I’m off to my
over again? Is there some subliminal new world Slim Thug, and Trick Daddy just as favorite Mexican restaurant to get
order shit going on over at Interscope? 50 much as you do, but you need this another fix!
Cent, the anomaly. album. Learn the Foundation.
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he energy is palpable in the park-
ing lot outside Konnections (1) one
rainy Sunday evening. A steady stream
4 of cars and SUVs arrives, sporting rims and
candy paint.
2
Once inside, the show kicks off with a long
introduction by promoters Big Steve and
Cap’n Jack in memory of a friend who recently
passed. From the procession of friends arriving
on stage, wearing the standard RIP t-shirts and
taking donations for her funeral (2), you realize
that this is truly a hood club.