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If there's any place that can calm recession woes, surely it's the Hometown Buffet. The concept of an endless buffet is, after all, an apt metaphor for the American dream. Hometown Buffet is a multicultural melting pot where minestrone, enchiladas coexist under one roof.
If there's any place that can calm recession woes, surely it's the Hometown Buffet. The concept of an endless buffet is, after all, an apt metaphor for the American dream. Hometown Buffet is a multicultural melting pot where minestrone, enchiladas coexist under one roof.
If there's any place that can calm recession woes, surely it's the Hometown Buffet. The concept of an endless buffet is, after all, an apt metaphor for the American dream. Hometown Buffet is a multicultural melting pot where minestrone, enchiladas coexist under one roof.
mortgage mess, it would seem the American dream has lost a bit to fast (that’s a rookie mistake). We will keep beverages to a minimum and avoid filler (grains, vegetables, etc.) in favor of its luster. But if there’s any place of big-ticket proteins such as steak and shrimp. Imagine the old food pyramid, that can calm recession woes, restore but inverted. consumer confidence and promise We arrive, pay the cashier $11.99 good value, surely it’s the Hometown each and survey the scene. The carving Buffet (locations citywide). With station is being replenished, so our its comfort-food menu and all-you- protein-first game plan goes out the can-eat buffet, HTB would seem the window. That’s OK; buffet eating, like perfect restaurant for lean times. The jazz (that other great American art), is notion of an endless buffet is, after all about improvisation. I make my first all, an apt metaphor for the American plate an international celebration: a hard- dream. It is a place of opportunity, a shell taco, spaghetti with meat sauce, land of plenty, a multicultural melting orange chicken, rice pilaf, fried chicken and Salisbury steak (from Salisbury, pot where minestrone, enchiladas We eat the world presumably). The taco and orange The plates that follow do not and kielbasa peacefully coexist under chicken are reasonable facsimiles of their disappoint in their variety. We sample one roof. fast-food counterparts, and the fried fried fish (pretty good), mashed potatoes To test this theory, I enlist the help chicken is a standout. It’s hot, crispy and, with gravy (like Mom used to make), of Metromix photo editor Shane Redsar, as Shane says, “just greasy enough.” The sausage calzone (labeled “new!”), who once ate four and a half 60-cent Salisbury steak, however, despite being a fried clams (“What are these?” I ask an chiliburgers. When it comes to eating, he daily special, resembles wet newspaper. attendant), seafood salad (“interesting,” is an expert at getting his money’s Shane’s mac ‘n’ cheese also elicits Shane says ominously) and more. The worth. Driving up the 5, a grimace; it’s somehow both other specials, rancher’s select steak we discuss strategy. completely bland and too and a lemony baked fish, are among the We’ve chosen not salty. highlights. Somewhere between our third and fourth plates, our eyes glaze over and our combinations become increasingly incongruous; we discover, for example, that cherry Jell-O has no place on a plate with grilled beef. We eat dessert slowly, in silence. By this point, it is clear that we have hit a ceiling in our quest to stretch our dollars to the maximum. As with the credit crunch, our unchecked desire to acquire more has gotten us into Plates aplenty a crisis. As we leave the restaurant, it occurs to me that this is the dark side of the American dream. In the promised land, we are free to choose and to do what we want—but with that freedom comes great responsibility. Choose wisely.