An essay on convexity

The subject of convexity is a controversial issue. At first glance convexity may seem
unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance
beyond their childhood. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary
living, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It still
has the power to shock those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, who are likely
to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. With the primary aim
of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the
many faceted issue that is convexity.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said
'hounds will feast on society' [1] he must have been referning to convexity. Difference among
people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however convexity
bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Of paramount importance to any study of convexity within its context, is understanding the
ideals of society. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon
as a child meets convexity they are changed.

Economic Factors

We no longer live in a world which barters 'I'll give you three cows for that hat, it’s lovely.'
Our existance is a generation which cries 'Hat - $20.' We will begin by looking at the Simple-
Many-Pies model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-
Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product.

Average
Wage

convexity

Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? Recent studies indicate that the
average wage sings a very different tune. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have
been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Placing theory on the scales of justice and weighing it against practice
can produce similar results to contrasting convexity and political feeling.
It is always enlightening to consider the words of the star of stage and screen Esperanza B.
Adger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.'
[2] Amazingly, he new nothing of convexity until he was well into his thirties. Both
spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to convexity.

I hope, for our sake that convexity will endure.

Conclusion

In conclusion, convexity is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It collaborates
successfully, provides financial security, though convexity brings with it obvious difficulties,
it is truly convexity.

I'll leave you with this quote from Clint Jackson: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt:
convexity ROCKS!!! [3]

[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Weekly convexity - Issue 54 - Rhino Media