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Fleshlight Reviews

1. .69 Caliber *
2. Alien
3. Bliss
4. Bump N Grind
5. Crystal
6. Cyclone *
7. Destroya
8. Ecstasy
9. Fang SIAC
10. Forbidden
11. Gauntlet
12. Hearts *
13. Lotus
14. Lotus Garden
15. Love Humps
16. Maze
17. Mini-Forbidden SIAC
18. Mini-Lotus
19. Mini-Lotus SIAC
20. Mini-Speed Bump SIAC *
21. Mini-Stamina Training Unit SIAC
22. Mini-Swallow SIAC
23. Mini-Vortex SIAC *
24. Nipple Alley
25. Original
26. Primal
27. Purist (Pure)
28. Rattler *
29. Scorpio
30. Speed Bump
31. Stamina Training Unit
32. Super-Ribbed
33. Super-Tight
34. Swallow
35. Torrid
36. Touch
37. Turbo-Tube *
38. Twista
39. Ultra-Tight
40. Vortex
41. Wall, The
42. Wonder Wave

* Discontinued
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Intensity, Descending: My Preference, Descending:

1. Cyclone 1. Bliss
2. Bliss 2. Wonder Wave
3. Mini-Speed Bump SIAC 3. Swallow
4. Stamina Training Unit 4. Stamina Training Unit
5. Pure 5. Nipple Alley
6. Nipple Alley 6. Alien
7. Speed Bump 7. Pure
8. Scorpio 8. Cyclone
9. Primal 9. Scorpio
10. Lotus Garden 10. Crystal
11. Gauntlet 11. Ecstasy
12. Destroya 12. Primal
13. Ecstasy 13. Gauntlet
14. Twista 14. Destroya
15. Mini-Swallow 15. Twista
16. Swallow 16. Lotus Garden
17. Super-Ribbed 17. Bump N Grind
18. Vortex 18. Mini-Swallow
19. Wonder Wave 19. Mini-Lotus
20. Bump N Grind 20. Speed Bump
21. Mini-Stamina SIAC 21. Vortex
22. Crystal 22. Mini-Speed Bump SIAC
23. Alien 23. Lotus
24. Touch 24. Fang
25. Fang 25. Touch
26. Mini-Lotus 26. Mini-Lotus SIAC
27. Mini-Lotus SIAC 27. Mini-Stamina SIAC
28. Torrid 28. Super-Ribbed
29. Mini-Forbidden SIAC 29. Torrid
30. Lotus 30. Mini-Forbidden
31. Love Humps 31. Love Humps
32. Mini-Vortex SIAC 32. Mini-Vortex SIAC
33. Rattler 33. Rattler
34. Forbidden 34. Forbidden
35. Maze 35. Maze
36. Hearts 36. Ultra-Tight
37. Ultra-Tight 37. Tight Squeeze / The Wall
38. Tight Squeeze / The Wall 38. Turbo-Tube
39. Turbo-Tube 39. Hearts
40. .69 Caliber 40. .69 Caliber
41. Super-Tight 41. Super-Tight
42. Original 42. Original
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Texture: 0.69 Caliber (Discontinued)

Model: Eva Angelina
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

Well, there had to be one disappointment of the bunch and this is it. I cannot feel the shell casing
texture and it simply feels like a smooth insert. Take this review with a grain of salt because I have not
given it a second or third chance where it could really develop. Even after repeated uses this texture is
still impossible to feel. 0.69 Caliber is one of the most disappointing bespoke FLG textures I have come
across thus far.
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Texture: Alien
Model: Double-Clitoris Alien
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Limited-Run Specialty

The Alien's double clitoris vagina is just awesome! Yes, it is beyond unrealistic, but I still love it. I will say
that it is the loosest of all of the other orifices, but you will not care. Ok, on to the texture itself. After
you pass through that otherworldly entrance your cock will hit some fantastic spirals. Surprisingly, the
sensation they convey to you cock is, despite their Vortex origin, very unique. They really make you
want to pull all the way out and slide back in often. Next, you hit one of those great Lotus nodes which I
must say I love more and more. The final feeling is that of the STU bumps which really work your head
while the Lotus node keeps your shaft from feeling left out. The overall sensation is really difficult to
explain as it doesn't feel that intense but it will truly drain you. During the entire FLight there wasn't a
moment that disappointed! I was a little worried with this insert because it is another combination of
other textures like the Destroya and Gauntlet which are hard to tell apart. I really didn't want this one to
feel like the other two and I can assure you that it doesn't in any way. A side note is the material, it
seems to be softer than any other sleeve I have; I guess it probably has to do with the compounds
responsible for the cool color.
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Texture: Bliss
Model: Brent Corrigan
Orifice: Anus
Collection: Fleshjack Boys: Signature Texture

Say hello to the hands-down winner for best anal insert! I cannot believe how good this texture is. The
entrance is also noticeable tighter than any of my other molded butts. Just as you enter you hit some
large ribs that, which when followed by that tight squeeze on the way in, feel fantastic. While that is all
excellent, you are still in for the biggest treat ever! The downward pointing fangs are just epic and on
top of that they get tighter! Every stroke is simply unbelievable whether you go fast or slow. However, a
word of warning, this sleeve will make your head very sensitive in a good way, though. So much so I
have had to stop for a second, but it dissipates quickly and you can go at it again. Normally, the first
FLight with a new sleeve isn't groundbreaking, but as soon as I slid into this one I knew I had just found a
truly special one. As far as orgasms go, this will absolutely drain you and leave you breathing hard. ILF
has been releasing some really good textures lately, but this is the first one in a long time where I can
say that you need to buy this right now or put it on your list for next purchase. I can guarantee you that
you will absolutely love it and please don't let the fact that it is molded after Corrigan deter you from
getting it. It is simply too good to miss out on. Sorry, Brent Everett Ecstasy and Pierre Fitch Scorpio, you
have just been knocked out cold.
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Texture: Bump N Grind

Model: Misty Stone
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

Well it is about time that Fleshlight added a dark lady to lineup, it was getting a little racist, lol. The first
two times I used this texture I was extremely disappointed, but my last FLight turned out great. As
always, there is a break-in period even if you don't have DGS. Anyway, despite having patches of Vortex
swirls and loads of "teeth" from the Swallow it is not as good as either of those. Don't get me wrong,
that really makes it sound bad, it is good just NOT AS good as those titans. It feels very similar to the
Alien texture, at least to me, so I don't know if I can recommend this one if you already have it.
However, if you want a change from the vast array of white ladies available, this won't disappoint.
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Texture: Crystal
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mouth / Vagina
Collection: Ice: Signature Texture

The Crystal brings a new shape into the texture mix, a sphere. As you can see from the pics, it has bumps
lining it. All I can say about it is that I cannot enter that sphere, or orb as ILF refers to it, enough while
using it! As you enter the texture you begin with a small chamber lined with bumps followed by two
distinct sets of ridges from the Wonder Wave. The first set is tighter than the following set and damn do
they feel good and then the orb happens! Stationed directly behind the orb, though, is another even
tighter canal of Wonder Wave ridges. The texture after that is probably just as good, but unfortunately
that is beyond what I can hit. Overall, I don't rate this insert as all that intense, but how it feels
completely overshadows that. I must hand it to ILF for being able to create a texture that is good enough
to stand alone in its product series. Just remember though, this ice sleeve is the exact same material as
the old ones, so read: it will get sticky quick! Frankly, I can ignore that problem due to its unique feeling.
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Texture: Cyclone (Discontinued)

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Vagina
Collection: Vibro

The internal design is basically like the Twista, but tighter and with many more spirals. Now that I have
said that, it is in another league compared to the Twista in my opinion. As you are using it, it just keeps
getting more intense and enjoyable (careful, if you are vocal this might be a problem). Still to this day
the Cyclone sits atop the list of intensity just barely edging out Bliss.
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Texture: Destroya
Model: Stoya
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

I had high expectations for this insert and it does not disappoint. However, let me first say that if you
already have the Gauntlet then don't get this one as well. They feel so similar that I very much doubt I
could tell it from the Gauntlet if I wasn't looking which is really strange considering the radically
different design. However, with that said I still recommend this insert highly as it is just as exciting
because of the number of sensations you get from using it. Not only are there different feelings as you
get deeper in the sleeve but it also changes sensations depending on your speed.
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Texture: Ecstasy
Model: Brent Everett
Orifice: Anus
Collection: Fleshjack Boys: Signature Texture

Yes, it is molded from a guy, so what? Trust me, get over that fact and just picture a hot girl when using
it. It is that simple. Now, on to the review. As you guys know, I did not like the Forbidden texture at all
and this one is so much better than that one that it is not even funny. Those double bands feel amazing
running around the interior. Such a simple design, yet so rewarding! Couple that awesome insert with
the tight ass entrance and you have a winner. It really makes you want to pull out and slide back in over
and over. I really hope that if you are in the market for a new FL to consider this one if you want a butt
orifice because in my opinion it trumps the Forbidden by a long shot. Ecstasy has definitely landed at the
top of my list for ones to grab often. Again, forget that it is a FJ and just give it a new name or
something.
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Texture: Fang SIAC

Model: Vampire
Orifice: Mouth
Collection: Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Succu Dry, Fleshjack Sex In A Can: Count Cockula

The great thing about the SIAC line is that you can buy all of them and get very excellent Flights with
each of them, not to mention cheaper. The Succu Dry version is the only SIAC to have the same
color/material as the Fleshlight Girls but you pay a few more dollars for it. I would probably rate the
Fang texture as number three on my SIAC preference list, way above the Mini-Vortex. I actually
expected those pointy projections on the interior to be more intense than they actually are, but that
would be a dismal and unfair ending note. I still enjoy this insert a lot especially because you can feel the
teeth on the orifice gently rubbing you, but it is just more subtle than the Mini-Speed Bump and Mini-
Lotus; it is the best SIAC for a longer Flight. Plus, who wouldn't take head from a smoking hot, err cold,
vampire?
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Texture: Forbidden
Model: Fleshlight Girls (Review based on Lupe Fuentes Model)
Orifice: Anus
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Shared Anal Texture

I had high hopes for this texture, but this is the first one that has truly let me down. Don't get me wrong,
it isn't terrible but it is just missing something. When you look at the cross-section of it you think "Wow
that undulating canal must feel great." Well, I hate to report that it just feels like the super-tight smooth
texture. Everything starts out well with Lupe's tight little ass, which feels great to spread, but then it just
goes downhill. I can barely even feel the ribs at the beginning so that doesn't help. I think this texture
would have been a lot more satisfying if they had made the beginning inch or two a good bit tighter so
that it felt like a real sphincter you had to pass through. Anyway, it does seem to feel a good bit better if
you use it hands-free. I know that I prefer NOT to use some of the FLs hands-free, but this is an
exception. It is not the end of the world if you want this texture, just don't expect miracles on the feeling
or orgasm and I suppose if you want a slow and gentle FLight it would be excellent for that.
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Texture: Gauntlet
Model: Jesse Jane
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

I am extremely pleased with this sleeve. It is such a ride when you are using it, every inch you thrust into
is a completely different sensation and it is really the most unique feeling I have come across in quite
some time. As you slide in you can gently feel the Swallow ribs and from there on it becomes very
interesting. The sensation as you are using it is so complex that you really can't tell what part you are
touching with you cock, but trust me on this, you won't care! There are times when you are using that it
feels as if you have to stop or you won't be able to stand it, but persevere and the reward will be worth
it.
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Texture: Hearts (Discontinued)

Model: Lia19
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

When I looked at the image of the interior I thought the hearts would be taller than they really are. In
fact, they are very shallow and make the insert far less intense than I expected. Hearts is not a bad
sleeve if you want to have a long session, but getting a sleeve with the same layout like the Speed Bump,
STU, Nipple Alley, or SIAC versions make for a much more intense orgasm.
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Texture: Lotus
Model: Fleshlight Girls (Review based on Raven Riley Model)
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Shared Vaginal Texture

ILF’s only vaginal insert to be used across the entire FLG line is supposed to simulate vaginal sex
perfectly. Now, when I first got this one and tried it out I was completely disappointed with it, but after
having it for some time now and getting a chance to use it more I have really come to love it. The vaginal
lips and clitoris are so much better to look at, since they are molded after Raven Riley, than the standard
Lady orifice. Another thing I noticed about this sleeve is that the material it is made out of is noticeably
softer than any of my other inserts. Anyway, as you first start into the Lotus and pass the tight entrance
you find yourself in a wide opening that ends in what ILF calls an inverted node followed by some more
chambers like what you find in the Wonder Wave. I will be the first to say that this insert is not
anywhere near as intense as most of my other ones, but if that is all I said to describe it, I would be
doing it a severe injustice. I can only explain it by saying that it is extremely pleasing to use; the soft
insert feels so good and then you reach that inverted node, which curls backwards when you pull out
past it. All of that together makes for an amazing FLight with an unexpectedly strong orgasm at the end.
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Texture: Lotus Garden

Model: Katsuni
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

There is one word to sum this up: DAMN! I had very high hopes for this insert and it delivered and then
some. It is extremely intense and very enjoyable. Frankly, this is what the Lotus should always have
been. Yes, I know the Lotus is supposed to be accurate regarding internal female anatomy but it really
wasn't received as well as ILF had hoped in my opinion. There is one downside to this texture, it is simply
impossible to get it to dry since those nodes trap water like a cactus in the desert. This is the most
unique feeling insert I have ever owned! It is almost impossible to explain what it feels like passing
through node after node. Each one grabs and pulls on the outstroke. I don't want to say the nodes are
"rougher", but I guess that is the only word for it. Perhaps the better way to explain it that they feel
much more rigid than any other texture. I mean the texture REALLY stands alone in this regard. Also, this
insert likes lube at first but it is not like smooth inserts where you have to stop a lot and re-lube, it holds
it.
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Texture: Love Humps

Model: Teagan Presley
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

As soon as I saw this insert I really wanted to try it because it looked to me like a puffed up Wonder
Wave, which you guys know is one of my favorites. It isn't as stimulating as I had expected, but that
doesn't sum it up at all. The way it works on you is very subtle but very pleasing. Do remember that it is
smooth except for the crevices between the humps so it does like lube.
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Texture: Maze
Model: Jenna Haze
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

This insert is truly unique. At first I thought it might be uncomfortable because of the size of the cubes;
the bullets in the Vibro came to mind. Anyway, they are not uncomfortable but quite stimulating. This is
the first insert that can be used two ways: orienting the orifice normally will cause the cubes to
stimulate the sides of your cock, another way is to rotate it 90 degrees which causes the cubes to caress
the top and bottom of your cock. While I rate this as a very interesting insert it really isn’t that great.
Yeah, it feels good but there is never really any time when you are using that you just think, “Wow, this
is good”. I hope that makes sense. In another way, I am not going to be grabbing it often.
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Texture: Mini-Forbidden SIAC (Mini-Squeeze SIAC)

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: “Virgin” Anus
Collection: Fleshlight Sex In A Can: O’Doyles Stout, Fleshjack Sex In A Can: Jack’s Cherry Pop

I am pleased to report that the disappointment of the full-size Forbidden is equal to the pleasure of this
one. I cannot explain why this one is so much better. The other tighter inserts were just that, a tighter
sensation of the original size. However, this one is just a hell of a lot better in all around sensation. I
really like the new anal orifice, it is VERY tight. I mean when you look at it at first you think there is no
way that is going to expand enough. Get this instead of the full-size.
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Texture: Mini-Lotus
Model: Lupe Fuentes
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

I have to say that my Raven Riley Lotus is one of my favorites and, I can't believe I am saying this; Lupe
just dethroned it from its position! I never had a problem with the original Lotus texture, but this new
tighter version is just better, period. You can definitely tell what structure you are passing when you are
in this insert; the Lotus was kind of vague in this department. Not only is the texture better but the new
"FleshTone" material is also much better. Now there is no way I can recommend the standard Lotus
since this version is better in every way!
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Texture: Mini-Lotus SIAC

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Pink Lotus Lager (Discontinued), Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Lady Lager

So, after praising the standard Mini-Lotus, you would think that since this is even smaller and tighter I
would praise it higher. However, I think I would call it a tie. When I first unscrewed the cap from this I
thought, "Uh oh, that is a little too small for me..." Thankfully, I was wrong. The entrance is much, much
smaller than the standard Lady FL, but I fit without any problem. I would probably rate this insert slightly
more intense than the standard Mini-Lotus due to the size of the entrance and the fact that the internal
set up feels a little harder. Maybe harder isn't the right word, perhaps saying the texture feels thicker
paints a better picture. Also, I didn't have a problem with the length of the insert; I never hit the end cap
or anything. So, the take away message is: if you thought the original Lotus was too loose, then I just
about guarantee you will enjoy this one even if you are quite below average, but I can also see them
being uncomfortable if you are really large.
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Texture: Mini-Speed Bump SIAC (Discontinued)

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Mouth
Collection: Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Abbey’s Secret Ale

I was astonished at the sensation of this insert when I first tried it and I currently rank this at top for the
most intense. It isn't too intense though, I thoroughly enjoyed my entire session with this SIAC. In my
opinion, I would have called it the Mini-STU due to the size of the internal bumps compared to their
distance. It will drain you no matter how easy you go at it. I always liked the SB and STU, now you have a
choice of insert that is a blend of both and tighter to boot! Now, that IS a good combination!
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Texture: Mini-Stamina SIAC

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: “Relaxed” Anus
Collection: Fleshjack Sex In A Can: Jack’s Gape Soda

I was glad to see that this really was a new texture and not a rebadged Mini-Speed Bump. Where the
MSB has small cylindrical bumps, this has conical bumps with relatively pointy tips and like the full-size
STU they are spaced much closer together than the MSB. I still prefer the full-size STU to this, but I am
certainly not saying this one is bad, but it is different. It is easier to last longer in this one than the STU or
Mini-Speed Bump.
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Texture: Mini-Swallow SIAC

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Mouth
Collection: Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Sukit Draft, Fleshjack Sex In A Can: Jack’s Gape Soda

I thought the original Swallow was excellent but good God this one is simply sensational! I cannot stress
enough that you should get this one over the full size one if you want a more intense version.There are
times when you are using it that you simply have to stop stroking because it is just a sensory overload
but in a fabulous way. Despite the added intensity I still prefer the full-size Swallow.
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Texture: Mini-Vortex SIAC (Discontinued)

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: “Spread” Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Sex In A Can: Spread Eagle Brew

I am a big fan of the full-size Vortex, but for some reason this sleeve does not feel as good. My theory is
that the ridges are spaced closer together and are harder to discern. The varying diameter chambers are
much more prominent in this one compared to the full-size because you can pass through more of them
on each stroke. Personally, this is my least favorite of the SIAC line. However, I still break this one out for
a pounding pretty often, so that tells you something. I do like the orifice as it is a welcome change
among my sea of Lady Fleshlights.
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Texture: Nipple Alley

Model: Riley Steele
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

Let me first say that I love the Riley's tight little pussy opening! Now, on the texture. Nipple Alley, being
a cross between the STU and Speed Bump, makes for a great sleeve. It is slightly less intense than the
STU and pretty much ties Speed Bump. The little "nipples" on the bumps aren't really discernible, but it
is still a good ride. The bumps are spaced further apart than the STU, but closer than the Speed Bump.
They are also slightly smaller than the ones in the STU, and a little larger than the ones in the Speed
Bump. I wouldn't buy this one if you have the STU and Speed Bump textures, there is just not enough
difference between those two and Nipple Alley to justify the price. If you don't have the STU or Speed
Bump both, then grab it.
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Texture: Original
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth / Vagina
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)

I was not expecting much from this insert since it is looser than any other insert I have, but after about
the second session of using it, I quite like it! It is exactly the same as my Ultra-Tight, but 4 times wider on
the inside, now that might make it sound too wide, but trust me it isn’t. I suppose I should have just said
that is like the UT because it is totally smooth. Anyway, if you want a slow, relaxing session that still ends
with an amazing orgasm, then grab this one. It should be mentioned that I used this insert after trying
every other textured insert available and I still like it.
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Texture: Primal
Model: Fleshlight Girls: The Private Collection
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: The Private Collection

I kind of expected this one to also feel like the Gauntlet and Destroya since I tested the Stoya one first.
Yet, much to my amazement, and satisfaction, it doesn't. It feels much more intense than the other too.
The placement of those two rows of "teeth" from the Swallow insert followed by the Lotus node is
simply brilliant. This is my favorite of the FLG multi-textured inserts by miles. Even if you do have the
Gauntlet or Destroya, get this one two. While I like the others I will probably grab this one more often.
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Texture: Pure
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: New Stealth
Collection: Pure

It seems like it has been ages since my last review! Anyway, Pure, or Purist as it is engraved, is every bit
as exciting as the orifice is boring. Pure is extremely stimulating with those large ribs at the beginning
following the next set of ribs which look like the Super Ribbed but spaced slightly further apart. Its ability
to bring you to an inch of orgasm very quickly and the work necessary to hold back are very reminiscent
of the STU. I didn't expect this texture to be as great as it is; it just looked too simple. Sometimes simpler
is better, eh? Anyway, it is official; the "donut" as it has been called around here is one of the best you
can get your hands on for an all around toe-curling FLight! I suppose this is a case where true beauty lies
beneath the superficial.
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Texture: Rattler (Discontinued)

Model: Raven Riley
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

The Rattler is bizarre. At first it feels like a Forbidden but you can also tell that there is something else
working in there. It is almost subliminal those scales in the interior, I really can't explain it. I really didn't
think I would be able to feel the scales because of how small they are, but I was wrong. It isn't an intense
sensation but it definitely has a feeling that is far more interesting than the smooth Forbidden canal
provides. This is an insert that is more suited for long FLights than quickies. This insert still requires
frequent re-lubing because of how close it is to smooth inserts.
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Texture: Scorpio
Model: Pierre Fitch
Orifice: Anus
Collection: Fleshjack Boys: Signature Texture

Ever since I saw this texture I wanted it! I mean it had to be good with a small ribbed area welcoming
you on the way in followed by two rows of bumps and then a row of "teeth" from the Swallow. After
that you hit a shrinking set of ribs from what looks like the Cyclone texture followed by some what I
would call mountain ranges or jagged edges. After using it I can definitely tell you that this is going to be
on my popular list! I used it side by side with the Destroya and it is just slightly less intense than that. I
also experienced a simply awesome feeling as I edged close to orgasm; it was like it was just playing toe-
curling hell with the tip of my cock. I haven't come across that feeling with any multi-texture sleeve yet
and only the Super-Ribbed and Cyclone provided a sensation similar. I suppose that means I was
brushing back and forth past the ribbed area in the middle, but I really think it was because I was
touching those jagged edges right after that. In my opinion, the Fleshjack line has a monopoly on the
best premium anal sleeve textures. The Forbidden can only dream of being as good as this! In closing,
this texture is made of a combination of some of the best original textures and it certainly delivers a
sensation that won't let you forget that.
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Texture: Speed Bump

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth / Vagina
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)

Supposedly the most intense sensation you can get with a standard Fleshlight texture is produced by the
Speed Bump and I agree. Now, if you were to compare this insert with the STU you would see that they
are basically the same setup, but how they are executed makes all of the difference in the world. The
Speed Bump is yet another ½” diameter sleeve with the well-known Super-Tight Speed Bump moniker.
The STU and SB share the same staggered bump pattern, but while the STU has large, closely spaced
bumps the SB has smaller bumps that are spaced considerably further apart and the sensation is totally
different. It feels like 50 little fingers rubbing your head and shaft as your plunge in and out of this
insert. Lasting takes serious practice in this insert, you just have to completely stop moving your penis
when you get close to orgasm, but let me tell you when you do decide to let go it will drain you like
crazy. It is definitely a knee-trembler.
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Texture: Stamina Training Unit / Endurance (FJ)

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Vagina / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only)
Collection: Stamina Training, Endurance (FJ)

ILF claims this is one of their most intense sensations ever; I am not going to argue. The insert, at its
widest point, is the same diameter of the Super-Tight (½”) insert but unlike the ST it contains tons of
bumps lining the inside. Now, that doesn’t sound particularly interesting but my yank begs to differ. It
feels so good from the first time you slide in there and just keeps getting more intense the closer you
get to orgasm. For the reason previously stated, ILF places this texture in a segment all its own, which it
truly deserves. Designed specifically to allow you learn how to control your orgasm by building up the
intensity as you go along. The intensity increase is not linear, but more exponential. Even with 40
textures released, the STU is alone in how it supplies the sensations. If you interested in buying your first
FL or if you want to add to your existing collection, look no further; this is a guaranteed excellent FLight.
When you do decide to unload, or when you can’t stop yourself, it becomes even more intense as those
bumps caress the tip of your penis.
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Texture: Super-Ribbed
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth / Vagina
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)

The Super-Ribbed insert is usually referred to as the Super-Tight Super-Ribbed insert by most people
because it also shares the same ½” diameter of the smooth Super-Tight insert. However, as the name
implies it is ribbed; there are tons of little valleys spaced extremely close together in there and it is a
really awesome feeling. If I had to rate this one myself based on its intensity I would probably place it
above the STU. Those ridges play hell on the tip of your penis, in an extremely pleasing way. I definitely
find that I can reach orgasm much faster with this texture than the STU and once the orgasm starts I
HAVE to stop moving in and out because my head is so sensitive by this point. Super-Ribbed and
Swallow are the only textures that have the continuous ribbed texture, ignoring the The Wall / Tight
Squeeze which doesn’t feel like it does. If you do not want a FL with a mouth orifice or simply do not
want to pay the extra dough for a FLG/FJB then the SR has you covered!
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Texture: Super-Tight
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth / Vagina
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)

The ST is a great smooth insert and as you would probably guess I would place it between the UT and
Original when it comes to enjoyment. I didn't really buy this Fleshlight because of the texture, but
because I wanted one with a mouth orifice. Sometimes if you are REALLY excited, the UT is just a bit too
lube hungry, but the ST fills this gap if you want something tighter than the original. As much as I enjoy
the ST I can't, with good conscience, recommend it over any of the textured inserts as they provide the
same diameter but more pleasure.
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Texture: Swallow
Model: Fleshlight Girls, Fleshjack Boys (Review based on Jimmy Visconti Model)
Orifice: Mouth
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Shared Mouth Texture, Fleshjack Boys: Shared Mouth Texture

The Swallow is one of those inserts you wouldn’t expect to be so intense, but it certainly is! Ever since
the first time I slipped into this texture I really enjoyed it. It feels great to pass through that first set of
bumps and then into the ribbed area. I am happy to report that it does not feel at all like the Super-
Ribbed texture. I don't think I can reach the tight canal after the large array of bumps half-way through
without going balls-deep but honestly I just don't care. The texture is just excellent and I have had great
orgasms every time I use it. It is like the Lotus, it might not seem that great the first few times you use it,
but don't give up on it because the end reward is really worth it.
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Texture: Torrid
Model: Tori Black
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

Just by looking at the texture image you can tell it is going to be different, but by how much? Well, I
thought it would be very different, but it is a subtle difference. I was also expecting it to be very intense,
but it isn't. So, not extremely different and not very intense, doesn't sound good does it? It does have its
upsides, though. For one, Tori Black has really hot lips and it does feel like the orifice is tighter than
most. While each chamber has differing textures I really can't feel any difference, but I can feel the big
bumps that separate them. The chambers don't feel radically different as you pass through them, yet
you can tell they are lined with small bumps. I believe this multi-chamber idea can work, but Torrid
doesn't feel like the revolution it portrays to the eye. Since this texture isn't that intense it will no doubt
be good for long edging sessions. In conclusion, my overall feeling on this texture is that of slight
disappointment.
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Texture: Touch
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Vagina
Collection: Vibro

The interior of this insert is unique from the others because the cylindrical "fingers" extend out far
enough from the wall to completely obscure your view from the orifice to the end. In other words, if you
try to look through the insert you cannot see past the first two rows of fingers. The fingers are, as I
already mentioned, cylindrical and not very wide in diameter. They are also angled away from the orifice
and point towards the end. Each row contains three cylinders and every other row is rotated. The best
way I can describe this is to visualize a triangle where each vertex is one of the fingers, then overlap
another triangle rotated 180 degrees (upside down compared to the first) with a vertex touching the
center of the base of the first. That might be a little hard to see, I will try to take a picture today and post
it. For you that own the STU, the offset pattern is the same. Now that I have that explained (I hope) I will
talk about the vibrating bullets. I absolutely HATE them! The vibration is fine but once you start to use
the Fleshlight I found them to be extremely uncomfortable. Yes, they increase the tightness of the canal
where they are placed, but when your head gets passed them and you pull back out you collide with
those hard bullets. Maybe, using one instead of all three would mitigate this problem, but my
suggestion is to not even waste your time with the damn things. I have stated before that I am just
average size and I can only imagine how much more uncomfortable they would be if you had more girth
than I do. However, it's not all bad. Leave the bullets out and the insert is pretty good. Those fingers
really become apparent on the out-stroke and the combination of basically zero diameter due to the
fingers' orientation and length makes the FLight quite pleasing. I should also mention that all of those
fingers make a huge increase in surface area and this sleeve is therefore a lube lover. It is also quite
difficult to clean. With all of that said, I can't recommend this texture due to its $20 or $10 price
premium compared to the original and FLG textures, respectively. The inclusion of the vibrating bullets is
simply not worth the extra cost.
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Texture: Turbo-Tube (Discontinued)

Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Mouth / Vagina / Stealth
Collection: Standard

The Turbo-Tube was discontinued before I enter the world of Fleshlights, so I offer this review for the
sake of completeness. I was able to grab it during the final phase out of the Mocha color during an
Easter sale if I remember correctly. TT is actually quite different compared to any of the textures
available with its separated chambers not unlike Torrid. However, unlike Torrid the texture stays the
same; thick humps running parallel along the length of the sleeve. It looks much more interesting than it
feels. I cannot feel much of anything using it but it does feel better than the all smooth inserts with the
exception of the Ultra-Tight whose immense tightness overcomes the small feeling you receive from the
TT. I am not surprised that ILF discontinued this texture; it just isn’t very good.
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Texture: Twista
Model: Tera Patrick
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

The Twista was one of the first FLG signature textures available and it still remains one of the best. From
the cut-away you can’t tell that the spiral actually is a single continuous ridge running the length of the
sleeve. The diameter reduces as you venture deeper into the texture along as does the distance
between the spiral. You may think Cyclone is a variant of this texture, but it only shares the diameter
reduction. The Cyclone does not have a single spiral but many and this gives a very different sensation.
In closing, don’t let the Twista’s age and the fact that it now exists in a multi-texture world fool you. It
can still hold its own with the best of them.
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Texture: Ultra-Tight
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth / Vagina
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)

I kind of expected this one to be boring since it is a smooth insert, but damn was I wrong! I cannot
explain how great it feels to thrust into the UT's ¼“ canal! It may be smooth, but it sure knows how to
work you! Its unbelievable tightness allows the material to conform to not only your tip but also every
bit of your shaft. In other words, it works every part of your penis with incredible detail. The Ultra-Tight
always takes me to a fantastic orgasm! Also worth noting is how little volume there is in the UT's canal,
even a small load will come oozing out of the end of the insert. I will tell you that it is the most lube-
loving sleeve I have, but if you keep it slick it will not disappoint you.
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Texture: Vortex
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth / Vagina
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)

The Vortex is difficult to explain in words because the interior is quite complex. I suppose I should start
by mentioning that there are multiple seams or ridges that spiral around the interior as they run the
length of the insert. Now, that alone would be intense, but there are also multiple chambers of varying
diameter. At its tightest point it has the same ¼” diameter of the Ultra-Tight insert but the variation in
diameter plus the spiraling ridges are impossible to explain in words. All I can say is that it is one of the
most interesting sensations of all of my inserts and I dearly enjoy it!
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Texture: The Wall / Tight Squeeze (New Name)

Model: Lupe Fuentes
Orifice: Vagina
Collection: Fleshlight Girls: Signature Texture

I hate to report that, for me, the TS is the biggest let down since the Forbidden. I expected it to be like
the Original as you slide in followed be the sensation of the Super Ribbed and ending with your head in a
Ultra-Tight canal. Well, you can forget the Super Ribbed sensation. It feels like an Original that ends in an
Ultra-Tight. The ribbed patch produces no sensation for me and I believe that is due to the fact that they
are so shallow and extremely close together. It felt so smooth that I thought my sleeve was defective,
but after spreading it open a little bit and seeing them it was quite apparent to me why I couldn't feel
them: too small and bunched up. If you rub your finger along that area you can easily understand why
there is no sensation from them because even without any pressure on them they are ridiculously
shallow. Now, add the pressure of your penis expanding the sleeve and they effectively get squashed
even further resulting in the completely smooth feeling. Personally, I love my Super Ribbed and was
really hoping this sleeve would have that feel along that section, but it doesn't. However, if you like the
prospect of a really smooth feeling sleeve then this is actually quite good at that. You get all the
smoothness of the Original plus the added, and quite good, feeling of running into an Ultra-Tight about
halfway in and you can feel when you hit that cone that leads you in. On top of it being a mix of two
smooth sleeves, it also looks much nicer than a standard Lady as it is molded on Lupe. Tight Squeeze is
quite a bizarre "textured" sleeve really. It completely falls flat as a textured sleeve but excels at being a
smooth one. Not exactly what I was expecting or hoping for.
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Texture: Wonder-Wave
Model: Unspecific
Orifice: Anus / Bubble-Butt (FJ Only) / Mini-Maid (Discontinued) / Mouth / Stealth / Vagina
Collection: Standard, Ice (Discontinued)

If memory serves me correctly this was the first textured insert available in the Fleshlight and it still is a
very good one. As the name implies, there are many sequential waves lining the insert. I was a little
skeptical of this insert since the FL community hailed it as one of the all-time favorites and that sets the
grounds for a big possible let down. Yet again my worries were thwarted after using this one a couple of
times. Those continuous waves just caress the tip of your penis and are just as pleasing as you rub back
past them as when you push through them. Despite 40 other textures released at the time of this
review, I still put this near the top of my preferred textures list. Even with the release of the Lotus most
people swear this is the more realistic insert.
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Glossary

Break-In Period – most sleeves have a break-in period that consists of the training of the penis to
differentiate subtle differences in the texture and the actual break-in of the sleeve itself. The sleeve will
become slightly softer over time with use.

Death Grip Syndrome (DGS) – the desensitization of the penis due to the use of your hand for
masturbation. The skin over your hand is much rougher than the material of the Fleshlight coupled with
the fact that most people grip their penis very tightly during masturbation causes the nerve endings to
temporarily lose their ability to discern more subtle differences that a Fleshlight provides. Symptoms of
DGS include: inability to feel parts of the texture in the Fleshlight sleeve or difficulty reaching orgasm
due to the apparent lack of stimulation provided by the texture. Death Grip Syndrome is not a
permanent condition and the cure is to simply stop using your hand for masturbation and the sole use of
the Fleshlight or having sex.
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Use and Maintenance

Lubricants – it is imperative that only water-based lubricants are used with all Fleshlight products. Oil- or
silicone-based lubricants can damage your sleeve. Immediate damage will not be apparent but will
accrue over time. Some lubricants that are safe for your Fleshlight are listed below:

WET! Original
Gun Oil H2O
Fleshlube Fire/Ice/Water
ID Glide/Pleasure

Cleaning – all Fleshlights will require a more robust cleaning every so often than simply washing the
sleeve out with water. Do not use any form of soap or any other surfactant other than isopropanol
(IUPAC: propan-2-ol). Common names for isopropanol are rubbing alcohol and isopropyl alcohol. A wide
range of concentrations are available from most stores such as Wal-Mart. The higher the concentration
the faster the alcohol will evaporate, thus using 70-90% solutions provide the best cleaning and quick
drying properties. The importance of cleaning the sleeve thoroughly and allow it to fully dry is very high.
Air-borne bacteria thrive in moist conditions, compound that with the fact that semen contains many
nutrients that most bacteria can metabolize and you have created an environment that can quickly
become unhealthy. Depending on where you live, the “hardness” of the water can also affect how often
you need to clean your sleeve with alcohol. You will know when it is time to clean with alcohol as the
sleeve will begin to have a bad odor.

Corn Starch – all Fleshlights ship with powdered corn starch inside and outside of the sleeve. CS is what
gives a new sleeve its silky smooth feel. Many owners corn starch the exterior of the sleeves often to
keep stickiness to a minimum. While not a required step for Fleshlight longevity it will certainly not hurt
to powder the sleeve after possibly a month’s use.
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Helpful Information

Reviewer: ThePowerHouse (Fleshlight Forum Alias)

Age: 22 years, 7 Months at time of document completion.
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Sexual Characteristics:
Orientation: Heterosexual
Penis Length: 7 in (~18 cm)
Circumference: 5 in (~14 cm)
Foreskin: Circumcised

Review Criteria:
1. At least 3 uses prior to review, each being less than 24 hours apart.
2. All sessions were conducted using WET! Original lubricant.

Disclaimer
All reviews are based on my personal experiences and could vary from your individual verdict. The
purpose of this document and reviews therein is to help current and future Fleshlight users choose a
texture that suits their current wishes.
Fleshlight, Fleshlight texture names, and images are wholly owned by ILF, Inc.
Fleshjack, Fleshjack texture names, and images are wholly owned by ILF, Inc.