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2003 Senior Gift Proposed
Courtlsg^Bdibortton In 1073c
leal eboittons| J 2j Senior class gives backsto Mercyhurst with Alumni Park
benches, special lighting and land-
1 By Katie C u rley scaping. There will also be a spe-
and Kristin Purdy\ cial bench dedicated to the mem-
w
ory of Eric Ban* who would have
Mercyhurst seniors 'are graduated with the class of 2003.
working hard to give back to Barr was killed last February in a
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the school in the form of their traffic accident.
Abortion provktors class gift: Alumni Park, which F.B.I, owners include senior Joe
is a continuation of the parks Fallon and his brother Brian, a
on campus including Munson 2000 Mercyhurst graduate. Their
Plaza and Garvey Park. landscaping business began in
The proposed park will be 1990 as Fallon Brothers, and in
built in the area behind McAu- 2000 they incorporated the busi-
ley where a new retaining wall ness. Brian graduated with a de-
was built during the summer gree in landscape; business man-
Abortion rate ptr I III to prevent flooding. The park agement, a contract major that
PW9) will be approximately 20 by 30 Joe will be graduating with as well
feet of stamped concrete de- this May. Steve Zinram, the di-
signed to look like the bricks rector of annual funds, recruited
Atllpe* in Garvey Park, but without F.B.I, to landscape the project,
O I I I I I IHTTVTTfTTTITTTfTTTfTI the risk of individual bricks which they readily agreed to. "We
1878 K; 2000 shifting or popping out due to decided to donate our time and
heavy rains. labor to this project, so the only
Senior Joe Fallon of Fallon expense is the materials needed R e photo
Brothers Incorporated (F.B.I ) to build the park," said Joe Fal- The proposed senior gift for 2003: Alumni Park, which will be situated in the area behind
See related article on page 2 is designing the park. Fallon lon. Construction should begin in McAuley Hall. Construction will begin late April and finish near the end of May.
has big plans which include Please see Gift on page 3
Bulletin Board
Jan. 30 * Pax Ghnsti JSpring break offers options Semester debate update
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Guess Who? for Humanity is going to build transportation and most food.
houses in Miami. Florida. The Another interesting aspect of the
mented before fall 2005.
Please see Service on page 3 "We are studying the calendar
and have done so four or five
ty senates at Erie and North
East, and student government
for review, revision and action.
times in the past 15 years, each Their recommendations, in
time staying with the term sys- turn, would be passed on next
tem," Behan said. Prior deci- fall to the college council and
sions were based primarily on the president for approval be-
students' wishes, potential fore a final submission to the
problems with adult and gradu- board of trustees for consid-
ate program schedules, and lack eration, possibly at its Decem-
of classroom space. ber 2003 meeting. Even if the
With the advent of the new proposal gets all the green
1Audrey Hirt Academic Center,
lights, and that is a big "if,"
the faculty proposed revisiting Simon said, it will require con-
the .calendar issue. Mercy- siderable time to implement,
hurst's current system includes most likely not until fall 2005.
Index three 10-week terms, in which Student government presi-
News 1 students average three three- dent David DelVecchio said the
News 12 credit courses a term. Under the students he has spoken with
proposed semester plan, stu- are comfortable with the exist-
News 3 dents would take an average of ing calendar but appear open-
Features 4 four four-credit courses twice minded and willing to consider
Features 5 a year. J change. However, he added,
Opinion 6 In previous studies, Behan "We haven't had a definite plan
said, the majority of the faculty to, work -with yet ... L think
Opinion 7
leaned toward a semester sys- once we have option A or op-
A&Eh ..8 tem, which typically is 13 to 15 tion B on the table, we'll have
A&E 9 weeks, primarily because it pro- more of an issue to generate
Sports 10 Lauren ZaWContnbuting pholog r aphor
vides more time for professors opinion and feedback."
Sports 11 2002 Habitat for Humanity members traveled to Flagler. Florida to help build houses. The group, shown above
Sports 12 traveled last year during spring break.
PAGE 2 THEMERCIAD JANUARY 30,2003
NEWS
- To contact: newsmerciad@mercyhurst.edu
INTERNATIONAL
International backing sought for 'inevitable' war San Jose StatefUniversity
European Union foreign poli-
By Warren P. Strobel
Knight Ridder Newspapers cy chief Javier Solana, appear-
ing on ABC's "This Week** pro-
suspends fraternities
Secretary of State Colin Pow-
gram, said U.N. weapons in-
spectors should be given the involved in fatal fight
ell made an impassioned appeal time they need. "We have to
Sunday for international back- By Roxanne Stites, Elise knocked unconscious and
give a chance to the inspec-
ing should the Bush administra- Banducci and Pat Lopes four people were stabbed in
tors,** he said.
tion conclude it must go to war the brawl, including A lam
British Prime Minister Tony Harris
against Iraqi leader Saddam Kim, a 23-year-old college
Blair, the staunchest U.S. ally Knight Ridder Newspapers
Hussein. junior, who died from a stab
against Saddam, agreed that wound to the chest.
The international community inspectors should be given
is fast approaching the point time, although it should not take
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Birth control puts end to periods? Colleges will soon have to report
By Gin a Kim
Knight Ridder Newspapers status; of foreign students
the pill to skip their periods for
a year.
And by this fall, pending Food
odsfromcoinciding with wed-
dings and special events.
Doctors also have been pre-
More than 40 years after the and Drug Administration ap- scribing continuous use of By Jennifer Peltz ambassadors ofAmerican ideas partially in the United States,
birth-control pill transformed proval! women will be able to birth-control pills for women Knight Ridder Newspapers and idealsfromstudying in the including French President
the lives of women by giving slash the menstrual experience who have difficult and some- United States. Jacques Chirac and Jordan's
them power over when and from 13 times a year to four times painful periods, or who In the name of national secu- 'There has not been a lot of King Abdullah.
whether to have children, some with currently available pills suffer from conditions such rity, schools soon will be re- time for testing ... and mere's But some critics say import-
doctors say women can take packaged to allow three months as menstrual migraines or en- quired to keep a closer watch real concern about; what the ing students drains resources
the revolution a step further: between periods. dometriosis, which is the on foreign students.)? impact of (any potential prob- from U.S. students, trains for-
They can use the pill to rid "Birth control led to a funda- growth of uterine tissue out- New rules won't change how lems) will be on students and eigners in fields that could com-
themselves of the hassles of mental social, cultural and psy- side the uterus. But some students qualify or apply to then on programs,'* said Ursula promise national security and is
monthly menstruation. chological change,** said Susan women are tossing their tam- study in the United States. But Oaks, a spokeswoman for too convenient a vehicle for
While the practice is often Jeffords, a professor of wom- pons and pads simply to make starting Jan. 30, colleges, uni- NAFSA: Association of Inter- entering the country.
one of convenience or used to en's studies at the University of their lives easier. versities, vocational institutes national Educators, a group of But government leaders called
address problems related to Washington. 'This is an amend- "It's not something totally and high schools will have to administrators of college and for crackdowns on student vi-
menstruation, experts are ment to that." magical," said Dr. Leslie Mill- tell federal authorities if inter- university'international educa- sas after the Sept. 11 terrorist
study ing whether it is medical- er, the UW obstetrics and gy- national students don't turn up tion programs. "We take it very attacks. One suspect had a visa
Women for years have used on campus when expected. seriously to do our part for na-
lyriskyor beneficial for wom- the pill to manipulate the timing necology assistant professor to go to language school but
en to have fewer periods. of menstruation. They skip the who is heading the project The schools also must sub- tional security, (but) we need never went to class. Two oth-
• • P i t '
placebos in their packs of birth- here. "It*s just logical mat you mit to inspections intended to to find a balance with being ers had taken courses at a Flor-
A University of Washington
control pills and start new, ^ac- don't have to have bleeding ensure their business is educa- able to achieve that and also ida flight school which got no-
professor will publish a study
tive" packs to keep their peri- during the period week.*' tion, not easy visas and contrib- continuing to be open to inter- tice of their student visa ap-
in March on women who used ute to a new database that aims national students.** provals six months after the
to track the almost 600,000 Over the past half-century, attacks.
Afghan women studyfin U.S. as foreigners in the United States U.S. schools have welcomed a
on student and academic ex- stream of students from over-
change visas. seas, swelling from about
The attacks rushed the new
student tracking system to a
front burner, though it actually
first recipients of scholarships going out at night unaccompa- in the last five months. To
If schools don't comply with 34,000 in 1955 to 583,000 last
the rules, they won't be able to year, according to the Institute
bring in foreign students a po- of International Education, a
had been planned since a previ-
ous act of terrorism, the 1993
bombing of New York City*s
By Alex Kuffner nied by a male relative. achieve those goals they study tentially significant loss for prominent private group. World Trade Center.
Knight Ridder Newspapers After months of wrangling to hard. They each took five many colleges and universities. Some academic fields, espe- While* the new rules affect
overcome diplomatic and finan- courses last semester in sub- College officials nationwide cial I y in science and engineer- schools more directly than they
cial hurdles, last January, Pau- jects that included English, his- have wondered whether the $37 ing, now draw heavily on in- do students, they are seen as a
The rules of the contest were la N irschel, wife of Roger Wil- tory and computers. Their fam- mi 11 i on system, designed swift - ternational students. So do sign that foreign students' com-
simple: eat 10 hard-boiled eggs liams President Roy J. N irschel, ilies encourage them to make ly in the wake of the Sept. 11 some schools' budgets, partic- ings and goings will be reviewed
in two minutes and win a DVD started the program that the most of their time at col- terrorist attacks, will work ularly as foreign students most- much more closely.
player and tickets to the Fleet Jrought the women to the Unit- lege/They're proud to report smoothly when 5,000 or more ly pay full tuition? They poured Nova's Ferguson has been
Skating Center in Providence, ed States. The Initiative to Ed- that they got As and Bs in all schools try to tap in at the end almost $ 12 billion in tuition and warning international students
R.I. It may sound stomach- ucate Afghan Women has its their classes. But just as impoi of this month. If it doesn't, living expenses into the U.S. that oversights in their
churning, but for the 20-year- roots in the fall of 2001 when tant to them has been working they fear it may discourage economy last year, according paperwork could send them
old Afghan student in her first Nirschel saw television images part-time. some foreign students who to NAFSA. c home.
year at Roger Williams Univer- of Afghan women, shrouded Mehdizada, Babrakzai and Sa- contribute research, teaching And the State Department The new rules take effect Jan-
sity, it was the type of fun that head to toe by burkas, their har work 10 hours a week in assistance and diversity to U.S. proudly maintains a list of over- uary 30 for future students, and
only a college freshman could freedom restricted by the op- the library at Roger Williams campuses and often become seas leaders educated at least August 1 for all students.
appreciate. It's a far cry from pressive rule of the Taliban. while Rahimi works at the Uni-
the often harsh life she led in Rahimi, Babrakzai, Sahar, versity of Montana's book-
Afghanistan and later in Paki- Mehdizada and Foro/an Farhat store. Attention Students!!
stan, where she fled after be- are the inaugural recipients of School in America is a far cry Deadline for filing for financial aid for all Students is
ing forced into exile by the Tal- the scholarships. Farhat is en- from what they were used to
iban. Mehdizada came to Amer- rolled at Notre Dame College in in Afghanistan. They all recall
| March 15,2003
ica last August with four other Ohio while Rahimi attends the their years in elementary school |Are you ready?
Afghan women on academic University of Montana. The when they'd often study in-
scholarships. three others are enrolled at Rog- doors while listening to the
er Williams, and Rahimi joined sound of bombs falling in the
All students who intend to return to Mercyhurst for the 2003-2004
Although their first semester
was full of class work and late- them over the holidays to take distance, academic year must file paperwork with the Financial Aid office no
night study sessions, it also had a course in designing Web sites. They acknowledge that \ later than March 15th.
its share of good times. Each Though it's not required, the there's a lot of hope invested in All forms, along with tips for filing, can be found on the Studentf
day since I hey stepped off a women intend to return home them, but if they feel any pres-
plane in New York has brought after college and put the skills sure from receiving the scnol Financial Services web page located at
something new. They've tried they're learning to use. The arships, they, dun'l show it. http://lakernet.mercyhurst.edu/
simple things that were unthink- women's determination to re- They value their education and Look for additional information regarding this deadline in the mail
able in Afghanistan, such as build a country torn apart by say it's an honor just to be able
decades of war hasn't wavered to attend university.
and your Mercyhurst e-mail accounts
swimming, playing tennis or
JANUARY 30,2003
THE MERCIAD PAGES
1 ate April and end by the time ty, which will be held on Feb. generous individuals to give Jody MeHo/Meraad photographer
graduation rolls around. 21 at the Cornerstone. high pledges." Kilroy was en-
Qf the 490 seniors, six lead- Zinram, is very pleased. "It thusiastic about getting pledg- Mercyhurst students may be sick of snow, but scientists are focusing on the personality
ers are organizing events and went better than I expected," esfromat least half of the se- of snowflakes.
planning the basics of the gift. says Zinram but "the average nior class, because "then it
The members of the steering
committee comefromdifferent
gift will go down." Last year's
class, according to Zinram, had
would truly be a class gift."
/ A s of Jan. 14, the fundrais-
Students serve others on spring break
backgrounds to represent se- 40 pledges at this time, and "the ing committee has $3,899
niors. They volunteered at the momentum this year is really raised with 66 class members
Continued from page l | the country come in to try to der between two countries, as
end of their junior year and nar- rolling." * pledging. Only 13.5 percent
rowed down all the possible gift have given pledges, and the make a difference in one of the students will spend time at a
ideas over the summer, finally goal is to get 50 percent of the Hie group of 11 students will poorest communities, so the women's center in the town
deciding on the park as the se- class to donate, an increase of travel to Camden, NJ to partic- future holds more hope. The and with families of the wom-
eight percent from last year's ipate in the "Urban Challenge." group of 11 students will travel en that work there.
nior gift. The steering commit-
tee this year includes Andrea
44 graduating class. The group will live in urban with Sister Michele Schroeck, Spring break alternatives
Camden and perform service at and all are excited about the trip. have certainly become more
Bauer, Dena Quarantillo, Casey ...we want as Past classes have raised any-
neighborhood schools, soup "I can't wait to see our students popular at Mercyhurst. Last
Kilroy, Ashlee Hellman, where from $20 to last year's
kitchens, shelters and food make a difference in the lives year, only about 50 students
Michelle Logsdon and Paul many students as record of almost $5,000. With banks. of those in need," said Sister attended the Habitat and this
Macosko. An additional 12 stu- this range of funds the gifts
dents are on the fundraising possible to have also differed in size. One This service trip will provide Michele. year there are over 100 attend-
team, who meet once a month students will the hands-on ex- Another group attending a ing. Also, Mercyhurst is pro-
past gift was a stained glass
with the steering committee for participate with • > window i n the Mercy Heritage
* >
perience of 1 i fe in urban areas spring break alternative is with viding two other trips this year,
updates. and problems associated with the Mercy Institute. These stu- and hopefully wil I continue this
the senior gift. Room donated by the class of service outlet for their students
'89.There were also library large cities. A large number of dents will travel all the way to
A class leader from last year, Senior Casey Kilroy adults in Camden are unem- the US and Mexico border out- in the future. All students
Billy Byrnes, has written a let- books, scholarships, as well as should consider spending time
another park; Munson Plaza ployed and high school drop side of Anthony, NM. This cul -
ter to the senior class encour- outs. Volunteers like students tural border experience will ex- during a future spring break
aging them to "create, give, re- was donated by the class of helping those in need with a
from Mercyhurst and other col- pose Mercyhurst students to
member, honor and set a new Seniors have several ways to '97. Last year the class of leges and high schools around every aspect of life on the bor- spring break alternative.
standard," as well as reach their make a pledge. They canfillout 2002 gave the cross located
goal and get the class involved. a card provided by the fund- inside the entrance to the Au-
He has also included a special raising committee and pay in drey Hirt Academic Center.
incentive where if they do reach any form they choose - cash, The class before them donat-
check, campus card or credit ed the engraved rock placed
their goal, he will give a dona-
tion equal to the average dona- card. They can also pledge all in the front entrance. *!Jekte6w & <$/a/ia4i*&e/!rti/&tee*i4
tion. or a portion of the $250 hous-
It looks like Byrnes may in- ing deposit that they get at the Any senior who hasn'/ made
deed be bringing out his check- end of the year. a pledge and wishes to do so,
book. On Friday, Nov. 15, the Casey Kilroy, member of the can contact Steve Zinram or
seniors held an event at The steering committee, said, Even the Steering Committee mem-
Cornerstone Bar and Grill that if it's only a $5 pledge, we want bers. Students are also invited
raised over $2,500 in 39 pledg-
es. The second event will be the
as many students to participate to help plant trees once the
with the senior gift. We've been construction begins in early I 810 East I Limited offer:|
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FEATURES
Foglio resigns From 5 Road Rules" to reality
"Academics will now be at
By Katie Walker the top of my priority list, as
Contributing writer it should be for all students/' posure into another TV gig. A producer of "The Pulse." "She
Foglio said. By Richard Huff few on-air spots for MTV were just lights up the screen. She's
He wished to emphasize New York Daily News followed by a full-time job on a powerhouse."
At the Mercyhurst Student that he regrets having to give the syndicated newsmagazine Though she majored in jour-
Government meeting on Mon- up the title, but intends to re- "American Journal." nalism at the University of
day Jan. 27, Michael J. Foglio turn to Student Government in "I thought it was the greatest North Carolina, Hoover's back-
Kit Hoover, the sassy South-
resigned his position as Mer- the future as a "complete and ern spark plug from MTV's thing ever," she said of the "AJ" ground is more entertainment-
cyhurst Student Government balanced person, a truly en- first season of "Road Rules,"
experience. driven than hard news.
Treasurer. hanced leader.** has survived the reality craze "Look, we're not asking her
He attributed academics as Tune into 'Hurst Rock on and lived to report on it. to go over to the Middle East
his main reason for the resig- and report on a war," Shine
nation, saying that student
Thursday night for an update.
Foglio will make a guest ap-
Hoover is now a correspon-
dent for Fox's newsmagazine (4 We all have said. "We asked her to interview
government had been his top pearance to address the issue Jody MeHa/Merriad photographer
"The Pulse." And herfirstpiece Joe Millionaire."
priority. himself. for the program returning to
Sophomore Mike Folgio, Fox on Thursday at 9 p.m. EST
that voyeuristic Besides speaking with Mar-
riott's family, Hoover is work-
former MSG Treasurer. is about the parents of Evan side of us who ing on a piece about "American
wants to watch
Diversity adds spice to campus
Marriott, a.k.a "Joe Million- Idol" and one on online dating.
aire." \ Come Thursday, viewers
**MTV was pretty ingenious those real will see one of the early reality
firmative action, where minor- to stumble on this early on," stars interviewing one of the
that I was. They didn't have a people on biggest reality stars.
By Mark Patinkin lot ofpeoplefromthe Midwest ities are specifically singled out said Hoover, one of the first to
The Providence Journal But Oberlin, being in Ohio, for advancement due to race. emerge from the reality genre. TV. }} "She's been around this stuff
had plenty of applicants from Let's be honest here. Affir- "We all have that voyeuristic since the beginning," Shine
the Midwest, so I wouldn't mative action has long been side of us who wants to watch said.
As far as I recall, I was nei- have stood out. And I didn't allowed in plenty of ways. those real people on TV." - Kit Hoover Hoover spent a day tailing the
ther a minority as a youth, nor get in. At the time, Middlebury When accepting students, al- Hoover appeared on "Road bachelor for her story.
poor, but I'm guessing I once drew mostly from the North- most every college practices Rules" eight years ago. At the "He was a really, really fun-
benefited from a form of af- east, but wanted a national stu- 10 forms of it. You get special time, the show was hot, follow- "AJ" led to on-air assign- loving guy, a guy you'd want
firmative action. I m guessing dent body, so in some small consideration if you offer geo- ing the success ofMTV's "The ments for Showtime; then she to drink some beer with,"
I was accepted to college in way, the geographical accident graphical diversity. You get a Real World," but the nationwide joined the Fox newsmagazine Hoover said. "I don't think
part because they needed a of my birthplace may have leg up if your parents are fascination with the genre was "Fox Files." Before Sept. 11, you're discussing Bosnia or
form of diversity I had to of- helped. alumni. no where near as high as it is
she did entertainment reports what's going in China, but
;
fer. ;.;• j£ } Which brings me to what I'm told that admissions today. for the Fox News Channel. you'd sit down and watch the
In 1970,1 applied to seven many say is the most impor- departments often "grade" stu- Still, Hoover believed she"She's a little bundle of ener- Super Bowl with him."
or eight schools. Several told tant Supreme Court case on dents in two categories _ aca- would be able to parlay her ex- gy," said Bill Shine, executive
me they weren't interested. race in years. demics, and extra-curricular
Fine. I didn't want to go to It's a suit by some white achievement. The second cat-
Harvard anyway. But let's talk
about two that are worth com-
students who say the Univer-
sity of Michigan discriminat-
egory measures whether the
kid is an involved type who
Update: New scholarships to be given by Mercyhurst
paring: Middlebury College in ed against them. They say would add to campus life as a
Vermont, and Oberlin in Ohio. they didn't get in because musician, volunteer, student By Jennifer Ruffa petitive, and being nominated Freshman and sophomore
Oberlin told me no. Middle- Michigan unconstitutionally leader, you name it. Contributing writer is an honor. students interested in achiev-
bury, yes. uses racial preferences when The most competitive Dr. Chambers explains that ing these awards should con-
I ended up going to Middle- it accepts students. The schools end up getting their "being the campus nominee sider joining the Mercyhurst
bury. Great school. Glad I school has admitted that it share of " 10-over l's," which Three years ago Mercyhurst looks great on a resume." Honors Program because it
went. Can't say enough about does give extra "points" to is to say, fabulous grades, but College began an esteemed The recognition gained prepares the students for these
it. ... ;. .,;$ ^ >." applicants who are minority. little else. scholarship committee for from these scholarships fol- scholarships.
But I look back today and. The issue made the news In the future, affirmative outstanding students. lows the winners and nomi- Dr. Chambers, head of the
wonder if one reason I got in last week when President action may have to be done This program is designed to nees throughout their life. committee, informs "the hon-
was affirmative action. Bush weighed in against the with winks instead of points. help prepare those students The process of being ac- ors program is designed to
No, they weren't giving Michigan admissions point But it's been done that way who intend to further their cepted to graduate school or groom students for these
special consideration to upper- system. in non-skin-color categories education in graduate school obtaining a job is made much scholarships. It is not required
middle-class white males. Bush also said he's in favor forever. So it shouldn't be or through traveling abroad. easier. Not only does the stu- for the applicant to be an hon-
Middlebury had plenty of oi diversity. He'd like to see hard to do it with race, as well. These students have achieved dent gain recognition, the ors student in order to apply,
those. They didn't, however, more minorities in the nation's a 3.8 QPA or higher. W school receives scholastic but obtaining a high QPA is
have a lot of something else colleges. But he's against af- A few of the scholarships acknowledgment as well. necessary."
include the Fulbright, Gold- Each scholarship has been Three to five Mercyhurst
water, National Security Edu- assigned to a Mercyhurst Col- students will be nominated for
cation Program, Truman and lege faculty member who be- one of these awards this year.
Rhodes. Rhodes is the most comes the representative of For more information con-
[bet you didn't see this prestigious.
These scholarships are na-
the school for that award.
Committee members in-
cerning these awards, contact
Dr. Chambers at ext. 2383, or
expect special consideration. sign up," Ros-Lehtinen said. education system every
or resentful. expenses. Loan negotiations, year," Hirst said.
Join in and express your so- Joint finances, long-term debt, "This could be it."
After Friday, study the key business decisions and
cial or romantic needs. Friends, actions or subtle messages of property contracts should be property agreements or large
relatives and long-term col- authority figures for important temporarily postponed. purchases are involved. What you need to know about snow
leagues will be supportive of clues. Business change is Tempers will be high; go
your choices. slow. For now, however, the com-
healthy. Scorpio By Anthony R. Wood puters don't even try to fore-
Knight Ridder Newspapers cast snowflake types or accu-
$#B:si rf mulations. They do spit out
To most of us, one snow- precipitation forecasts and
«<1»l«!«-lm»>fil1
flake is about as good as an- then leave it to the weather
other. Put enough of them to- people to figure out how the
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). gether and you have a slippery liquid will convert to snow.
Daily business routines may The water content of flakes
nuisance and a perilous drive.
Taurus (April 21-May 20). Leo (July 23-Aug. 22). dramatically change this week. Aquarius (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19). is a critical issue for airline pi-
To snow scientists, how-
Over the next few days, Work officials will offer Late Tuesday, watch for key Past debts or financial lots who have to make de-ic-
ever, the snowflake is one of
romantic insecurities will fade. unreliable instructions or quick officials and co-workers to records may trigger detailed dis- ing decisions, said Roy M.
nature's masterpieces, at least
Watch for longstanding outbursts on the work scene. offer conflicting instructions or cussions between loved ones. Rasmussen, a scientist with
as enigmatic and enchanting
questions of loyalty or social This is not a good time to poorly defined duties. . Study newly revealed busi- the National Center for Atmo-
as other great works of art.
motivation to soon be resolved. push for final answers or Stay balanced and watch for ness or money information for spheric Research, in Boulder,
Each one is truly distinct (a
Ask for direct answers and business decisions. Remain new opportunities. Revised broken promises or revised al- Colo. f
controversy a few years back
expect potential romantic patient and watch for small rules are necessary for work- liances. Some Aquarians may
notwithstanding), but that He discovered that largej
partners to clearly discuss their gains. place growth or valid career discover that a long-term friend
uniqueness is of something dry snowflakes were less of
feelings. i Early Wednesday, private planning. has withheld important work or
more than aesthetic interest. a threat to aviation than small,
After midweek, a friend or invitations are rewarding. After midweek, romantic in- money information.
Serious snow research wet, and heavy flakes, evenj
relative may announce Expect the attitudes of friends vitations are complex. Pay spe- Remain determined to the though the larger snowflakes
dates to at least the legendary
unexpected social plans. New or relatives to increase your cial attention to withheld emo- clarity of interpersonal politics
German astronomer Johannes reduced visibility to a greater
relationships or unusual faith in intimacy and past tion and private social informa- or competing workplace agen- degree.
Kepler in the early 17th cen-
triangles may be at issue. Offer romantic decisions. tion. das.
tury. But for all the snow that Visibility is often the key
constructive ideas and gentle Emotional support and light Someone close needs your After Saturday, rest and has fallen in the period of variable when pilots make de-
social antics will be pleasing. immediate support. Don't dis- evaluate private thoughts. Silent record, the raw research ma- icing decisions, and it's not
compassion.
Enjoy unique moments with appoint. contemplation will be helpful. necessarily a reliable one. In
Loved ones will expect terial is surprisingly thin.
honestly expressed opinions. friends and family. It is known that for a vari- studying several takeoff
*^
Sagittarius \ ety of reasons, the airy den- crashes caused by icing,
dritic or star-shaped flakes are Rasmussen found that visibil-
Con the most efficient for accumu- ity varied widely at the time
lating. "There are a lot of of the accidents.
• m « i f f t t « | i i M l « I 1 1
spaces, air pockets, so you "They really need to know
i
pan create more depth of how much water is in the
fw Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). snow for the same amount of snow because it dilutes the de-
Gemini (May 21 -June 21). Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Loved ones may challenge so- Pisces (Feb. 20-March 20). liquid," said Paul J. Roebber, icing fluid," said Rasmussen.
Financial or business Romantic intentions, subtle cial or family plans, fuesday This week, friends and close a snow scientist at the Univer- "Each flake has its own per-
announcements will work in hints of seduction and unspo- through Friday, past disputes work mates boost your self- sity of Wisconsin. sonality," said 1 ibbrecht.
ken social questions may soon involving ownership or group esteem. Over the next few
your favor.
require clear statements. promises may return. days, social silence or
Late Tuesday, watch for rare
Some SagiItalians will find it workplace isolation will no
CANCUN
Over the next four days,
employment changes or new
watch for friends and lovers to necessary to defend their inten- longer influence key decisions. ACAPULCO
team assignments. JAMAICA
focused on fast change. Combe tions, values or decisions. Expect ongoing support and
Some Geminis, especially
those born in late May, will also moody, doubtful or highly com- Go slow and expect fast new sensitivity from BAHAMAS
plex relationships will require colleagues. After midweek,
encounter an unusual division breakthroughs.
career relations move forward.
FLORIDA \ \
* Super Bowl Sunday parties on and around campus were good times for most students. If
the game failed to live up to expectations, the variety of munchies and alcoholic beverages
tools of the Devil
more than made up for it. Speaking of the Super Bowl, what the hell was up with that Willie R.I.P., Rock 'nRoll, killed by bubble-gum pop
Nelson ad? He's still living? \ *M 1, M I
• That collective sigh of relief heard around campus was that of seniors registering for the last And Another Thing...
time. It is safe to say no one will miss the big screen monitor broadcasting closed courses or
the unnecessary'presence of rental cops at the proceedings. (But it is always good to know
they are there just in case a few undergrads riot over that closed "FYI" class.) Phil
Pirrello
THE? BAD...
• Last week, the road block preventing studentsfromdriving on the main drive was not lifted Lester Bangs, the editor of
when it was supposed to at 3 p.m. 70s music magazine Creem,
gave rock and roll its eulogy:
• Two weeks ago, Spike Lee visited the Penn State-Berhend campus for a lecture that proved "Rock and Roll is dead.. .It's
to be not as insightful as one would expectfroman Academy Award nominated filmmaker. in its death rattle, its last gasp."
Mr. Lee was curt, abrupt and too quick with some spectators* questions. Let's hope Erie is So is music, real music.
visited by the likes of Kevin Smith next time, a director who is worth our time and attention. In an age where the notion
ofmen in flannel. playing Stra-
• If the temperamental automatic flushers in the Hirt aren't annoying enough, the smell in the tocasters, is fleeting, Rock 'n Photo coutesycfwww photos ^ahoocom
bathrooms is enough to incapacitate a family of Yettis. Airfresheners,por favor. Roll is dead.
If it wasn't for icons like Joey Fatone? Boy-band member? Dude, you're 30.
• Ok, the cloning thing: Only in America could a cult, yes a cult, pass themselves off as Mick J agger and Paul McCart-
Vishnu-cum-lateys with their as-yet-to-be-proven attempts to play God. And their spokesperson, ney still touring like they were Then Britney "Oops, I did IT Foo Fighters and Staid have po-
20, the world may be void of with who, again?" Spears tential. Acts like Ben Folds Five
have you seen this lady? She's sofrightening,she has to sneak up on a glass of water. any memory of what music showed off a six-pack, wore a and Matthew Good deserve
used to be: A grand, beautiful- Catholic schoolgirl uniform and spots on mix CDs featuring The
• A student was recently victim of a hit-and-run on campus. Worse yet, her car was parked ly flawed institution where showed anyone can confuse sex Clash, Marshall Tucker and
and the coward left no apology note. A) How do you hit a parked car? And B) How do you fans and tunes were curren- appeal with talent. CSNY i • |
HIT a parked carl? cy, happily living outside the Self-christened Xerox's of the Hell, even babes like Faith Hill
reach of record labels and Spears formula, like "Xtina" make country sound (and look)
mass-listener approval ratings. Aguilera, thought what music good.
THE UGLY. Now, music is a damned cir-
cus of cloned boy bands and
really needed to get back on
track was "Dirrty," with some
But the days of McCartney/
Lennon song credits and mem-
mid-drift bearing teenybop- dread-locked,' ethnically con- ories set in "Purple Haze" may
• The mailroom's performance as of late has been pathetic. Case in point: one student fused, poster child for STDs;
pers who think vocalizing and never come again, not if these
complained about a package that never arrived — only to find out that the mail room staff compilation CDs equal talent. pelvic thrusting the hell out of swi 11 merchants have their way.
failed to notify her mat it arrived two weeks ago. Sometimes, it's like the old school Pony Where did it all go? How can some dance extras. Men like Lester Bangs, once
Express down there. people call themselves "J.Lo" Now, 2003: The Stones are viewed as prophets of rock, are
and keep a straight face? And touring again, and The Boss now faded icons whose love for
why, for the love of all things makes a much-respected return the art has faded out with the
Weird Al, is Celine Dion re- to a post-9/11 scene. riffs of Town send and the ivo-
style begins?
Celebs like J.Lo get their Gucci on with mixed results.
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like "Fubu" and even "Phat
Farm" by Russell Simmons.
with lines
push cheaply made clothing, the fact that all sales from his line
np But we are now beginning to ladies wouldn't think of being go to charities. Unfortunately,
see a slow declinefromcool lines left out of the game. In today's he is not selling very much.
d$>. worn by celebs to celebrities world of female stars, we are Then there are others like the
running the apparel industry. increasingly seeing women who Olsen twins, whose clothing
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Perhaps the most notable rap have marketing potential to push ine for younger girls is sold at
artist-based line is P.Diddy's anything. \ Walmart. Here, we find two
"Sean John" collection. Although One example is Jennifer Lopez. sassy little divas with an amaz-
one may not care so much for Perhaps she was getting bored ing sense ot style who aren't
the man, he is one artist who with television, movies and mu- afraid to sel I their stuff at a mass
attempts to create fashionable sic, so she came to the conclu- merchandiser.
clothes. This is not to say that sion that she too would create a 1 hope we all get the point that
he does not have a wide array clothing line. Being in New York
some of these
of shirts and jump suits with his prior to the launch of her line, getting a 1 ittle tired. clothing lines are
logo, because he does. there was a positive vibe in the And furthermore, even if we
But Diddy is not alone in his air; until the line hit stores and finally do get some rock in'
pursuit of stardom via the customers walked aimlessly celeb lines, we need to recog-
"clothing line." Other rappers around the racks of T-shirts and nize that the celebrities are the
have joined his ranks, including jeans unable tofindstyle, < ' endorsers, their stylists are the
Wutang, Outkast, Nelly and Some celebrities can do well creators^
Method Man. with clothing lines, like < hris But I guess J.Lo's wouldn't
Still, It's not just the fellas who Klrkpatrick of N'Sync. He sound quite as cool with her
are using theii famous faces to should be commended for the stylists name on it, would it?
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state of mind that isn't quite When this happens, it's time for the mic on Karaoke Night?resentative of the college should
rational, or isn't quite you. some good old-fashioned not be allowed to slide by on
Try skipping the drinks and
Call it a moment of passion, revelation. I t's time to turn over something, so important. I Now, while it is her choice,
do the same thing some time. who are not wanted? Imagine
a slip of the tongue or high on a new leaf. refuse to allow this to happen there are many factors that must
Get chilled out, laid back and what that parent must feel for
life. Call it what you like, the Think about something you've don't worry about people any longer. (Of course, I don't be considered. a child that they never wanted
point is the same — Every said or done when you were know if this sign is still there, Foremost among them is the
thinking that you're a bit off running around in the first
once in a while, we catch our- just a touch out of your mind.in the head. but that doesn't matter.) potential life of the baby. This is place?
selves being somebody that Let's say that one night, you Abortion kills, or so the say- the most important factor. Will
Opportunities to have a good So, what to say?
isn't quite us, or so we think. get in the zone at a party and go time are all over the place.
ing goes. i t be healthy, happy and loved? First of all, forget religion as
And sometimes, when we from a wall leaning toe-tapper It is always followed by a Should they have it if it isn't?
Pick one and live a little. a means of deciding what to
look at that person that we to a coffee table freak dancer. cute little picture of a happy lit- Notice how I said "they," even
Or better yet, live a lot. do in this case.
tle baby. It is an ad meant to though it is the mother's choice. All that religion can do is of-
tug at the heart strings evoking The father must be considered, fer false hope and be used as
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that parenting instinct in us all too. Hopefully she will, but she a crutch, with statements like:
that makes us cry out against doesn't have to. Yet even that is "It's not my fault that little
such injustice. It is a cheap ar- a problem. Tim my is running around. God
gument, carrying no real fac- Think about it — If the person told me to keep him," or for
tual basis, just an emotional ap- you are sleeping with doesn't you really screwed up people,
peal. What good is that? u have enough respect to listen to "It's not my fault that little
This could easily be adapted you, should you even be sleep- Timmy is running around. It
to slogans like "L i fe is Pain" or ing together? was God's divine will."
Kristin Purdy Editor-in-Chief editormerciad@mercyhurst.edu "Every Moment I Live is Ago- Which brings me to what up- Our 1 i fe is our own, we must
Managing Editor entertainmentmerciad@mercyhurst.edu ny. 5*
sets me most, how in God's take responsibility for it. If a
Adam DuShole j
News Editor newsmerciad@mercyhurst.edu Of course to work best, they name can any religious person person can in good rational
Kelly Rose Duttine thought conclude that abortion
Assistant News Editor smackar 1 @hotmail.com would have to be accompanied condemn people solely for hav-
Scott Mackar is the best possible thing than
Features Editor featuremerciad@mercyhurst.edu by a picture of a baby that is ing abortions?
Courtney Nicholas sufferingfromfetal alcohol syn- Honestly, these "religious" who are we to say isn't.
Opinion Editor opinionmerciad@mercyhurst.edu
PhilPirrello sportsmerciad@tnercyhurst.edu drome or a "crack baby," either types thump their bibles, yelling, A parent is the only one who
Mackenzie Dexter Sports Editor
Photo Editor photomerciad@mercyhurst.edu one would work. "Abortion is murder" but I have can make that call, not soci-
Jody Mello ecrofo81 @mercyhurst.edu That is the problem, there is never heard them condemn ety.
Emily Crofoot Copy l ditor
no fact. those same people for having Secondly, place the blame
Production Manager prodmerciad@mercyhurst.edu In these ads there is no at- sexual relations.» where it deserves to be placed;
Billy Elliott admerciad@mercyhur8t.edu tempt to address what is human. I may be wrong, but I was al- on the two parents. They
Megan Eble Advertising Manager
No attempt to decide if a life is ways taught that premarital sex chose to sleep together; they
always worth living. These are was not right from a religious must deal with the conse-
the important issues that need standpoint. quences. It is nobody else's
The Merciad is the student-produced newspaper of Mercyhurst College. It is published to be addressed. So these idiots stand up there, fault or responsibility.
throughout the school year, with the exception of midterms week andfinalsweek. Our I can't claim to have the an- shouting their slogans ifyou will, And finally, it is the woman's
office is in the Hirt Center, room LL114. Our telephone number is 824-23 76. swers. All 1 can offer is my yet they don't address or care choice,!
opinion. It may not be scientif- about the true issue: Premarital It is her body and that is the
ic fact, but it is better than sex. final point.
The Merciad welcomes letters to the editor. All letters must be signed and names wi II be "Abortion Kills." Can we say that this is a good It may take two to sleep to-
deluded with the letters. Although we will not edit the letters for content, we reserve the Abortion is fine In my eyes. thing? : * * gether, but after that, it only
S t to trim letters tofit.Letters are due the Thursday before publication and may not be First of all it is the woman's The world is already becom- takes one.
longer than 300 words. Submit letters to box PH 485. choice to make; it is her body ing over populated, do we need And it should be that one's
and her choice. more kids especially those kids choice.
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beyond syndication?
gle-fest. Talk Sex airs Sundays While the show has grown in In the series alone, Shanks
By Megan Fialkovich at midnight and weeknights at leaps and bounds from its in- has proved himself to be a for-
Contributing writer 11 p.m. on Oxygen (Cablevi- ception, 5(7-7 has tragically midable talent, and quite a tall
sion station 68). made the same mistake as the drink of water. Slated to reprise
Thanks to MSG, all campus Geek Chic X-Files: writing out central his role as Jackson for a full
residents receive a nice extend- One of the biggest sci-fi sur- characters in the interest of pro- 22-week season, Shanks will
ed cable package without an- prise hits (for the critics as well moting a conspiracy-driven sto- have a cameo in several sixth
other bill to gather dust under as the producers) of the past ry line. There is an SG-1 fea- season episodes until the sea-
your Cornerstone pint paper- few years is Sci-Fi's recently sonfinale,"Full Circle," when
weight. I, for one, have been acquired Stargate SG-1. Anoth- he rejoins SG-1 for good.
enjoying the bounty of quality er product of Canada, this Some may say there's an ul-
television and poorly edited show has aired for six seasons terior motive to my picking SG-
movies that are on at all hours now, to a tsunami of audience 1; my answer is, I'm not made
of the day. response. of stone, and I wouldn't kick
To make your TV-time more Based on the 1994 feature Shanks out of my ziggurat, ftotocoutosyofdwactapefe oom
Photo courtesy of Nabonal Speakers Bureau
productive, I've selected three film, the series picks up with that's all. Sci-Fi (cable station
non-traditional programs worth Sue Johanson rolls up her weekly intergalactic traipsing 75) airs four episodes of SG-1 Dave Chappelle offers his
watching. sleeves to talk Sex nightly. via a gigantic artificial worm- every Monday starting at 7 unique take on pop culture
By no means do I consider hole called the Stargate. p.m., and originals at 10 p.m. and consumerism.
myself to be an accurate ba- A few of the original charac- on Fridays.
rometer of taste but it's nice to variety of viewers. ters are joined by a long list of "I am not Chris Rock!"
see some things I like succeed, One of Johanson's favorite series regulars to create a uni- § Wednesday the 22 marked the ies until he struck gold with
like the following late-night, segments is the 'Toy Chest," verse which is eerily real, and premiere of Chappelle s Show, Half Baked. While he plays a
odd-hour grabs: which doesn't require much yet utterly fantastic. Photo courtesy of msfc com the brainchild of stoner icon great crackhead, Chappelle* s
"He put what where?" explanation for even the purest SG-1 has a tremendous on- "Thurgood" from Half Baked, lure lies in his creativity and
of minds. line fandom. especially when it Fans clamor for Shanks to comedic versatility. He has the
Sue Johanson, R.N., has host- a.k.a. Dave Chappelle. After
Not only is the septuagenari- get his geek on with SG-1. talent to come up with unique
ed the Canadian-based Talk comes to Michael Shanks, the seeing endless SNL-type gag
Sex, formerly known as the an host a registered nurse and British Columbian co-star who commercials promoting the ideas and has an impeccable
Sunday Night Sex Show, for trained counselor, but she has serves as the conscience, inno- tu refilmin the works for early event, one has to wonder if the sense of timing and wording;
more than thirteen years, gar- a great deal of enthusiasm for cence and anthropologist of the 2004, to be a direct tie-in to the product lives up to the hype. there's no question that his
nering awards and devoted fans her work. A few collections of team. series. The series premiere took jabs brand of comedy is edgy and
in the process. the more odd-ball calls she has Shanks' beloved character, SG-1 has earned Sci-Fi its at techno, Kinko's and Nat King perhaps too much for the Will
More daring than MTV's ri- received have been published, Dr. Daniel Jackson, "ascended" highest ratings ever - topping Cole, the most offensive bit & Grace crowd, but Chappelle
diculously trite Loveline, and and Johanson regularly speaks to a higher plane at the close of even the master himself, Steven being the "black white-suprem- makes no apologies. Anyone
far more useful, Johanson has to groups on healthy expres- season five after the actor de- Speilberg, who created the in- acist" skit, which was also the and anything is fair game.
devoted her life to informing the sion of sexuality. termined that his character was somnia cure called Taken - funniest. Viewers have to keep Do yourself a favor and take
public of safe bedroom behav- The combination of the being slowly pushed into the when it aired the first of the in mind that Comedy Central is a hiatus from the norm: Chap-
ior, and answering queries from host's professional accredita- background. His somber depar- series' episodes to gear up for not the place to find politeness pelle promises and deli vers the
folks at all points on the expe- tions, amiable personality and ture was one of the highest-rat- season six. Moreover, in what or decorum, and Chappelle is goods. The show airs Wednes-
rience spectrum. Re-runs air her source of never-tiresome ed episodes, yet it rather slop- has been described as a verita- tame compared to the one-trick days at 10:30 p.m. on Comedy-
regularly on Oxygen (Lifetime subject matter makes for a ter- pily introduced Jackson's re- ble TV coup, Shanks agreed to pony South Park. Central (channel
Televison's more respectable rifiepick for informed televi- placement, the alien Jonas return to the series after fans Chappelle did his time with 53). I 3
sister) to the acclaim of a wide sion, or at least a one-hour gig- Quinn. vocally protested his absence. stand-up and bit parts in mov-
i
C a t c h M e If YOU! C a n ' : Jazz: anew fad? Thou?," it seems people* are
actually playing Jones' mellow,
Running strcCtght to cfBlockbuster near you By Adam DuShole
Arts & Entertainment editor boundary-busting disc. It's not
just for show. The first single,
"Don't Know Why,** is a mid-
With the triple-platinum and chart hit in the United States,
Ticket Stub five Grammy-nominations suc- achieving radio support on pop
cess of Norah Jones* "Come and adult alternative out lets. The
Away With Me," an amazing title track is currently a hit in
By Phil Pirrelio amount for a pseudo-jazz sing- Europe.
If
er, many newcomers .found Jones' CD, which marries
Opinion editor
themselves in the jazz section L jazz and country, also
of the record store perhaps for takes its musical cues from
'Catch Me If You Can,' eas- the first time. J Billie Holiday, Phoebe Snow
ily one of the better films of The Blue Note release "Come and Hank Williams. But young-
2002, is not one of director Away With Me," the most suc- er audiences will likely find
Steven Spielberg's best. In fact, cessful album in the label's 64- these authentic records a bit too
it may be his least focused ef- year-hi8tory. old-fashioned.
w
fort in the past ten years. The CD has become one of But if one is a fan of Jones'
The Plot: The fact that this those buzz records, the one unclassifiablcand, let's be hon-
is a true story about the young- every hipster has to have in his est, occasionally drowsy
est con man to appear on the or her collection to feel fash- record, there are other similar,
FBI's Most Wanted list is the ionable. and even better, CDs worth in-
movie's best asset. The twists But, unlike other musical vestigating^
are too entertaining for them to must-haves, like last year's (information compiled from
have been created by a screen- rootsy **0 Brother, Where Art neilsensoundscan.com).
writer.
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Abagnale is captured, only to is John William s charming could have directed the film, but ment to dress like Bond and No insurance?
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60s "Rat Pack" caperflicks,to minutes, 'Catch Me' gets lost er story. Steven finally gets to play with
an ending full of poetic justice, in the chase. It pours on (he Spielberg films are events in the icons and yesteryear pop- new drug study.
* Catch Me' is an often breezy subplots which seem like mini- themselves; full of promise, culture he obviously has more You get free examinations, free antibiotics
tour of cops and robbers-lite; movies in themselves; especial- entertaining camera work and than a passing interest in.
Spielberg style. Hanks adds ly the last act's scenes involv- Unfortunately, "Catch Me'
and compensation for being a participant. '
unique storytelling techniques
Oscar caliber to the straight ing Abagnale's engagement to that the director has made a is not the best vehicle to show- Call immediately, if you have the symptoms
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and blew them away, so I con- Dawson Creek songs were with a nine minute instrumen- FEB. 21 Lake Trout,
jured up some interest and signs of hope. The vocalist sud- tal during Silent in the Dark, a Good Brother Earl. Rex
t h o u g h t ! would trust the denly underwent hyper puber- track strewn with cheesy lyr- Theatre, Pittsburgh. On
cheeky muppet. The album ti- ty and whipped out Grohlesque ics about recess and old feel- sale Jan. 25 at noon at
tle. Holes In The Wall, can mean screams that shattered his pri- ings. The instrumental, among TicketMaster.
a lot of things. I've created or Zack Attack performance. the likes of Dntel and Sigur Ros,
some holes in walls. They are Empty at the End emerges dur- makes it the album's defining FEB. 21 C larks, Oval
a good alternative to holes in ing the album as a heavy, per- piece. Opus, Virginia Coali-
one's face. Yet holes in walls cussion driven track full of en- In a recent interview with tion, Genuine Son.
can also be signs of insanity and ergy and Foo Fighter influence, NME Magazine, Radiohead's Ed Odeon, Cleveland. On
untamed aggression. Here is magically elevating the mosh- O' Brian mentioned The Elec- sale Jan. 24 at Ticket-
where a correlation was discov- ability and thrashness to an un- tric Soft Parade's guitar work Master.
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of Electric Soft Parade, the FiteR ing Holes In The Wall. upcoming release-due this IB. 22 Link Wray.
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young rock British group con- The synthesized addition to March. So, in between the in- Moondogs, Pittsburgh.
sisting of a defiantly maybe The Electric Soft Parade album 'Holes In The Wall' The Electric Soft Parade takes strumental intelligence and the
team of brothers. displays all the aggression of punk and the languor of them beyond the average rock lyrical negligence, what are we FEB. 26 Toad the Wet
The sound is extremely Brit-rock. band and admits them into the left with? A release burgeoning Sprocket. Metropol,
adaptable to the tastes of many, realms of greats such as Ra- with potential unrealized. Their Pittsburgh. On sale
with the full length presenting about it everyday-ay-ay-ay " Ansocks. A few tracks later how- diohead and Oasis. During the musical variation and generic Jan. 25 at noon at
numerous teen rock melodies in initial listen made me want to ever, my skepticism had sub- previously mentioned "teen British charm is paving their TicketMaster.
moshable format. "Do you and throw a big sleepover and hide sided. rock melodies", the two broth- way to televisions everywhere.
I see in the same way? I think some beers in mv dad's tube Thrown amongst the few ers exhibit their musical genius (7.8/10) FEB. 26 Trust Compa-
ny, Blindside, Pacifier,
Depsaw. Odeon,
2 0 0 3 Student
Art Shown
Art for art sake 5 Cleveland. On sale Jan.
24 at TicketMaster.
Photo by Jodi MeUo/Merciad photographer submitted a still life pencil meets 1 he juror's liking. whole knew respect for stu-
drawing of a lacrosse helmet, On the morning of Friday, dents who dedicate their life to MARCH 18. Papa
tt Grieve*' by Scott Mastin art, when they attend the art Roach. Metropol,|
which unfortunately did not January 24 Professor Rachael
make it into the show. "I was Harper of Edinboro University, show. Not many people are giv- Pittsburgh. On sale
not confident in my piece when came in a viewed the art work. en the talent to see beauty ev- Jan. 25 at TicketMas-
I entered it, I am just thankful Professor Harper is a regional erywhere and express it in a ter.
1 The student art opening Jan. color and one shade of that personal way that can be
16* 2003 in the Cummings Art particular color. that I got a chance to try and and nationally exhibited artist as
Senior, Stephanie Balaban participate in the show as a well as a professor of painting shared and respected by oth- MARCH 19. Tori
Gallery located in the Mary ers ?
freshman," says Tuoti. at Edinboro I niversity. Amos. Warner Theater,
D'Angelo Performing Arts took her photo "Hidden ;-„for
Center. Some students that her senior thesis. It is only Erie. On sale date TBA.
have work featured in the one selection from her whole
show are: Sarah Lopata, project. She wanted to find
Jennifer Barba, Bekah .*hidden and visible parts of Need a Babysitter? MARCH 23. Sigur
Ros. Odeon. Cleveland.
Odeon, Cleveland. On
Thompson, Ted Nagorsen, persona I i ty.|_
Look no further
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Defense Does iWin Games third down, and next thing you
By Mitch Albom know, Brad Johnson is a Super
Knight Ridder Newspapers Bowl winning quarterback, and
SAN DIEGO, CA — Oakland Warren Sapp, the league's big-
SAN DIEGO — We can all quarterback Rich Gannon gest talker without a title, has a
retire now. Tampa Bay has won walks off the field after ring to match his zing.
a Super Bowl. The Red Sea has falling to Tampa Bay In the Heaven help us all.
parted, elephants can fly, insur- Buccaneers 48-21 victory How strange is this? Tampa
ance companies are cutting over Oakland in Super Bowl Bay, Super Bowl champs? Re-
their rates in half and Michael XXXVII on Sunday, Jan. 26, member, this was the expan-
Jackson will win M an of The 2003. Gannon made 24 sion team to end all expansion
Year. A franchise that once completed passes out of 44 teams. This was a franchise
dressed like a Popsicle was attempts. He threw for 272 that lost its first 26 games, a
draped Sunday night in an NFL yards,! including two franchise that saw Bo Jackson,
championship, having gutted touchdowns. Despite that, its No. 1 pick, say **No thanks,
the Oakland Raiders the way a he only rushed for three I'd rather play baseball," a fran-
hungry bear gores a fish. yards out of two attempts, chise that was known for years
They blitzed. They sacked. handed the ball to Tampa as "The Yuccateers.*'
They intercepted. They went five times, had one fumble Heck, as late as last Febru-
home with a trophy. Somebody and couldn't score on the ary, Tampa Bay was still em-
check for tire marks..This two two-point conversion barrassing itself with a vacant
wasn't a game, it was a run attempts. head coaching office, having
over. I'm still waiting for the fired Tony Dungy, only to see
Oakland Raiders and their No. one candidate after another sink
1 ranked offense to actually, by circumstance. In the end,
you know, play some football. the Bucs owners had pay $8 mil-
Super Bowl KRT photo by Gary Reyes/San Jose Mercury News
They were shut up, shut down, lion and four draft picks just to
and, when it counted, shut out. GET a coach.
And it only proves what nobody squirt gun. day's practice. He couldn't be no match for the swift smash like what the Baltimore Ravens But they got the right one.
wants to hear: tough defense Yes, the Raiders managed a found until that evening. There of Tampa Bay. Rich Gannon, did in winning the Super Bowl Jon Gruden, Oakland's-ex,
beatsflashyoffense almost ev- small spark late. Their final were rumors of him being in Ti- for most of the game, couldn't two years ago, its defense was did what Dungy couldn't,
ery time. memory will be Dwight Smith juana, Mexico, of being too in- do anything. I mean nothing. so good, it seeped into the of- namely, get the team to score
And when it does, it's ugly. returning Tampa's fifth inter- ebriated to check in, of being He was chased and erased. All fense. Here was quarterback some points, and the combina-
Oh yes, this was an ugly Su- ception of the night for a cof- in the hospital. Maybe in the old season long, he tacked pinball- Brad Johnson, on the money, tion of a fresh face and fresh
per Bowl. The first half was like fin-nail ing touchdown, making days, this would have been I ike numbers on the opposition. d . T T • •
fire lifted this club over the fi-
watching a nervous kid take his On Sunday, he went "tilt." J receiver Joe Jurevicius
it 48-21. "Raider mystique." But when catching big passes, and Micha- nal hurdle.
driving test Stop. Start. Herk. That's what happens when a your veteran quarterback is as How can you describe the And there they were, hoist-
Jerk. If you listened carefully, total dom i nation? Think of Oak- el Pittman, maybe the least
defense is faster than an Of- stiff as an accountant and your known name on an unknown ing the cup. The Creamsicle
you could hear fans saying, fense. The Oakland offensive star receivers are aging gentle- land as a mosquito and Tampa was Dreamsicle. The world
"What time does Shania Twain as a big can of Raid. Press the offense, gaining over 100
line couldn't hold the rushing men, all it does is mess things yards, the first running back in was on its axis.
come on?" tide of Bucs defenders, and the up. sprayer. So that's it. We can quit now.
That was the Super Bowl. the playoffs to do so, and look-
The second half wasn't much Raider point-scoring machine And no matter what the Raid- *
ing more like Marcus Allen than We've seen it all. Dogs can talk,
better. The Bucs disrupted Oak- sputtered, spit and went up in ers roster tells you, when the Consider this: Oakland's first it snows at the equator, ice
any of the Raiders.
land's rhythm like a dancer who smoke* man snapping the ball disap- five possessions ended with a cream has no calories, and for
pears on game day, things get The Bucs marched through
knocks over the drum set. They In truth, the most interesting sack, a sack, a deflected pass Oakland's exhausted defense the next 12 months, we'll be
sacked again. Intercepted again. thing to happen to the Raiders rattled. and two interceptions. By half- saying "The World Champion
like, well, like Oakland used to
Scored again. After a while it happened before the coin was Not that the Raiders needed time^ the No. 1 offense had march through everyone else. Tampa Bay Bucs." Could any-
was embarrassing, watching even tossed. Their starting cen- help in that department. From three points and 62 total yards. And finally, when Oakland thing in this world be stranger?
these supposedly mighty Raid- ter, a Pro Bowl player named the start it was clear that all If that's a job resume, it gets Well. I take that back. "World
coughed up its final gasp, pull-
ers as overwhelmed as a kid- Barret Robbins, was sent home those AFC defenses they pep- you the mail room. Champion Detroit Lions."
ing to within 13 points, the Tam-
trying to rob a bank with a after he didn't show for Satur- pered with dinky passes were What Tampa did was much pa offense convened a critical But I said this world.
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Lakers take Gannon to overtime Upcoming
By Krista Ross
'Hurst
Contributing writer Senior guard Marcus Jankus
takes a 3-point shot over an
Sports
With over 1800 in attendance opponent in Saturday night*s
and the crowd on their feet, Erie game against Gannon.
rivals Mercyhurst and Gannon Jankus had three points and Women's basketball
University gave the fans a game one assist against the
to remember. Before a sold out Knights. He has scored 50 1/30 Findlay 5:30 p.m. A
rowdy crowd, standing room points, made 20 assists, had 2/01 Ashland m 1 p.m.A
only, and an overtime session, 12 rebounds and four steals 2/06 Wayne St. 5:30 p.m. A
Gannon would come out on top this season. The Lakers lost
but not without a battle from to the cross-townrival76-73
the Lakers. ^ in overtime.
Men's basketball
The Gannon Knights made an
11-2 run to start before the 1/30 Findlay 7:30 p.m. A
Lakers would take over, to lead 2/01 Ashland P p.m. A :
at the half by three (27-24). 2/06 Wayne St. f7:30 p.m. A
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Jody Mello/Merclad photographer
Freshman guard Tony Mitchell makes a move around a Women s| hockey
Gannon player as teammate junior guard Justin Shouse
Knights scored the final points Lakers final three points from looks on. Mitchell had 22 points against the Knights, in-
of regulation to push the game behind the arc. The Knights cluding two 3-pointers, while Shouse finished with 11. 2/02 Harvard 1 p.m. H
Again the Knights would take into overtime. ended the scoring with a free
a strong lead to start the second Gannon took the lead for throw with four seconds to
half 48-41, but the Lakers went good at 71 -70 on a bucket by play. of which 17 came in the final five games on the road. Men's hockey
on another run and had a four- junior guard Brandon Andrews. Helm led the Mercyhurst 25 minutes. Shouse ended with Mercyhurst will start the trip
point lead 58-54 with 2:18 left. The Gannon lead grew to 75- players in double figures with 11. Helm also led all Lakers with with a game at Findlay 1/31 Fairfield 7 p.m. H
But Mercyhurst could not edge 70 before Mercyhurst junior 25 points. Freshman guard a game high ten rebounds. Thursday, Jan. 30, at 7:30 p.m. 2/01 Bentley 7 p.m. H
the Gannon in regulation and the guard Justin Shouse hit the Tony Mitchell finished with 22 The Lakers will play their next 2/04 Canisius 7 p.m.H
basketball Wrestling
Jody Mello/Merclad photographer
With over 1600 in attendance, Senior guard Katie Lorincz looks to pass to an open team- Jody Mello/Merclad photographer
2/02 Buffalo 3 p.m. A
the Mercyhurst Lady Lakers mate as a Gannon player plays heavy defense on her. Freshman guard Cassie Seth runs past the Gannon press
opened strong taking a 20-5 Lorincz scored ten points and had four assists against as she yells out a play for her team. Seth added six points
lead with ten minutes left in the Gannon Saturday night and three assists for the Lakers despite losing to Gannon.
first half, but the Knights Club hockey
fought back and would only half, outscoring the Lady Lak- cyhurst 34-30, cashed 18 of pared to Gannon's 63. Junior five games on the road. Mer-
trail by four 30-26 going into ers by 17. The Lakers would 23at the line, and forced 26 Mer- forward Krista Ross led all Lak- cyhurst will start the trip with 2/01 Lehigh TBA A
the half | onlv come within five in the cyhurst turnovers. Mercyhurst ers with 14 points, while senior a game at Findlay Thursday, 2/02 TB A TBA A
The Lady Knights would second half. shot 50 percent from the floor, guard Katie Lorincz added 10. Jan. 30 at 5:30 p.m,f
waste no time in the second Gannon out rebounded Mer- but took only 36 shots com- The Lakers will play their next
the surgery.
said. M . J "It didn't matter to me who muscle strength around (he
"Many of the major league did the surgery. I just wanted joint without causing irritation,
baseball pitchers who have
needed shoulder surgery have
to get back on the field," he
said.
Daily stretching is useful to
maintain range of motion.
medalists playing the Lady Lakers
gone to him," King added.
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Contributing writer Mercyhurst improved to 21- wings
5-0 for the season and hope to
The varsity hockey team isn't climb the national rankings,
the only squad on a hot streak. where they are currently ranked Thursday|30th 1 Friday 31st Saturday 1st
The Mercyhurst club hockey 18 out of all club hockey pro-
team stayed on a roll this week- grams in the country. Modern Luv Child Labatt Birthday Mercyhurst
end, defeating St. Bona venture "We wanted that national
University? 14-1 Friday night ranking," said Shannon. "We 18:30-11 Apprecaition Night
and the University of Roches- got it last week, and it should
ter 7-3 Saturday night.
Friday's win versus the Bon-
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