ORIGINAL QUOTE if you love someone set her free...

if she comes back, she's yours, if she doesn't, she never was.... THE NEW VERSIONS Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient: If you love someone, set her free ... If she doesn't come back within some time forget her. Patient: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... Playful: If you love someone,

Set her free ... * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * Animal-Rights Activist: If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! Lawyers: If you love someone, set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... Bill Gates: If you love someone, set her free, if she comes back, I think we can charge her for reinstallation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. Biologist: If you love someone, set her free, shell evolve. Statisticians: If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. Schwarzeneggers fans: If you love someone,

Set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK! Over-possessive person: If you love someone don't set her free. HR specialist: If you love someone set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits then outsource her. MBA: If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously Psychologist: If you love someone set her free if she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free if she comes back it's a nightmare if she doesn't, you must be dreaming. ERP functional expert: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis Finance expert:

If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. Marketing Specialist: If you love someone set her free if she comes back she has brand loyalty if she doesnt; reposition the brand in new market.

Say the words out loud. 1) That's not right.......Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ........Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP.......Kum Hia Nao 4) Stupid Man.......Dum Fuk 5) Small Horse......Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped into a coffee table....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 8) I think you need a face lift....Chin Tu Fat 9) It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim 10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching 11) This is a tow away zone.............,No Pah King 12) Our meeting is next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao 13) Staying out of sight....Lei Ying Lo 14) He's cleaning his

automobile.........Wa Shing Ka 15) Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu 16) Great...Fa Kin Su Pa