The world looks on the outside of a person.

Then it classifies the person and pushes the person to live by its dictates. Call me, me is a protest and a plea. It begs come beneath the surface and meet me. It cries out against stigmas. Call me, me will unlock the eye of your understanding of the human character.

CALL ME, ME ACT ONE CHARACTERS: MICHELLE UZO SCENE 1 MIKE UZO MOTHER IN-LAW The Uzos living room. It s their fifth wedding anniversary. Michelle,[ a beautiful, cultured] woman is all dressed for going out. She s looking through a magazine as she waits for her husband. Mother-in-law comes into living room ,stands still, staring malevolently at Michelle until Michelle raises her head from the magazine. Michelle: Mama: What is it, Mama? Do you want something? Yes, I want something. I want a child for my son. You ve been married for five years today. You re all set to go out and enjoy yourself. Yet, your tummy is at flat as the day we married you. Have you no shame? (looks angry, but physically forces herself to breath slowly to calm down) Because today is my wedding anniversary and you are my husband s mother, I will pretend that I didn t hear you. (mimicking Michelle) because today is my wedding anniversary and you are my husband s mother So you know who I am. I gave birth to children, one of them stupid enough to pick you for wife. You Who are you? (at Michelle s stunned look, she continued). Yes, I say, who are you?

Michelle:

Mama:

(She sways around the room, exaggerating Mitchell s walk; picks up a book and pastes a silly smile on her face.) Oh, this is from M to M. I will always love you. Michelle: Mama, that s enough! You know, if I wasn t brought up to respect African values, I would have done a very terrible thing to you now. Why are you trying so hard to ruin our lives? As you proudly remember, you are a mother. Would you like your daughter to be treated the way you are treating me? Hey, Hey, Stop there. Who are you to mention my daughter? Can you not see that she has four children? She is not sapping her husband dry. You need to remember that this is my home. I believe you have outstayed your welcome. Say that again. I say, say that again. You barren woman! (Before Mitchell could retort, the door opens and Mike comes in from work. (Mama hisses and goes off to her room. He goes to hold his wife) Mike: Michelle: I know .. I heard her as I was coming in.

Mama:

Michelle:

Mama:

(Crying) you ve got to do something. She s so hateful. She called me barren. But you are not . You are my beautiful wife and I love you.

Mike: Michelle:

But I am barren. I must be.

Mike:

Michelle: Mike: Michelle: Mike: Michelle: Mike:

You are not. The doctors have all said there s nothing wrong with us. Just take your mind off it and it ll come when it will . Now, doesn t that sound very professional? Come on .smile. (gives a little smile) That s better. I will speak to Mama. Okay? (nods her head) Good. I ll be ready in five minutes. (He looks at Michelle) Did I tell you you re looking gorgeous? (Smiling) Just hurry. I m starved. (blows her a kiss and goes off) 2 SCENE 2 Mike Catherine Office cleaner

Characters:

Mike is driving to work. Goes into office and finds Cat weeping. Cleaning Lady is trying to comfort her. Cleaner: eh eh why you no talk now? I don ask you tire. Cat: (Keeps sniffing and doesn t talk) Cleaner: You don chop? Make I go buy bread? Cat: (Shakes her head for no) Mike: What is going on here? Cat: (looks and wipes her eyes) Nothing, Sir. Cleaner: Good morning, Sir. Cat: (talking quietly) Just home trouble. Mike: Your mum? Cat: Yes, Sir. Mike: What exactly is the problem this time?

Cat: Mike: Cat:

Mike: Mike:

Same old story ..I mustn t forget that I m a bastard and that I ruined her life. You should be used to it by now and not let it reduce you to a crying wreck on a Monday morning. I tell myself the same thing. (beginning to cry again) I just can t help it. Sometimes the pain is so much . I just want to die. (turning to cleaner) Mama Sam, make her some tea. (to Cat) I m so sorry about your pain. I wish I could help you Why don t you make time to see Michelle. She s really good at these things, you know. 3 No, I couldn t. It s my problem. I can t transfer it to others. But, thank you. Really, I mean it. She already knows about it, anyway, and likes you a lot. Having an understanding woman to talk with might help you. I know the problem won t go away but you may learn to laugh about it. Okay. Thank you and I m sorry for bringing misery into the office. It s okay. I hope you ll be ready to take some letters in five minutes? Yes, Sir. Thank you. (Cleaner comes in with her tea and Mike walks into his office).

Cat:

Mike:

Cat:

Mike:

Cat:

Scene 3 Characters:Catherine s Mum, Vera beautiful, nicely - rounded Vera s boyfriend, Tony middle-aged man with two rings on each hand Catherine A slight version of her mother Cat & Vera s house As Cat is entering the house, mum jumps up from the couch where she d been sitting very close to her latest boyfriend. Cat stands still to look from her mum to the man and back to her mum. She s totally disgusted. Cat: Vera: So! What do you mean by that? (She gives her a hard look) ..Tony, this is my daughter, Catherine. As I told you, I was very young when I had her. A mere girl, really. Hi Catherine or should I say Cathy? (He brings out his hand to shake Catherine s but Catherine ignores the hand. He laughs self-consciously as he puts his hand away). Well .. you re as lovely as your mother. (Catherine gives him a dirty look, hisses and gets into her bedroom). (embarrassed) You must excuse Catherine s behavior. She s not always like that. She just needs a man in the house, a father-figure to look up to. I understand, my dear. I ll phone you first thing tomorrow to remind you of the help you ve offered.

Tony:

Tony:

Vera:

Tony:

Vera: Tony:

That isn t necessary

just trust me.

Oh, it would be a dream come true to see that book published. It shall be. (taking Tony s hand and looking into his eyes) I think we shall be good for each other.

Vera:

Tony:

(gives her a peck on the cheek) (She walks him to the door)

I think so, too.

Tony: Vera:

See you tomorrow. Yes, Goodnight. (She closes the door and marches straight to Catherine s room. She opens the door without knocking. Catherine is lying down. She jumps up as soon as she sees her mother.) What did you mean by such embarrassing behavior? Why must you always spoil things for me? Isn t it enough that you are a constant reminder . (cuts in) of your mistake Mother? Well, forgive me for being alive. How dare you? (she slaps Cat) How dare you talk to me that way? I gave birth to you! Oh do you remember that? I didn t give birth to me. You did. But I must pay for it ,and I have all of my life. It was my fault that other little girls had daddies to talk about, I didn t. It was

Vera:

Cat:

Vera:

Cat:

my fault that they called me bastard till I was afraid to go to school. It was my fault that the neighbours constantly whispered and pointed fingers. Vera: We moved here for you, you ingrate. What do you want? Must I kill myself for you to appreciate all I do for you? So we moved here and taunts stopped from outsiders but YOU TOOK OVER! I ruined your future. No man wants to marry a woman with a teenaged child. You bastard! . Maybe I should just end this misery for the two of us. You ve never wanted me and I don t want a mother who does not love me. If I didn t want you, I would have aborted you, Miss Insolence. I wish you had. But I can still end it. (uneasy) You d better stop talking rot. There s nothing wrong with your life. How would you know? You were not born a bastard. Look, I only call you that when you anger me beyond reason. (doesn t talk) Look, let s stop all this. Come and eat something. I m not hungry. (looks at her with pity) Okay, but don t leave it for long. (She goes out and closes the door softly. She opens the door almost immediately and looks in again).

Cat:

Vera: Cat: Vera:

Cat: Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat: Vera:

Vera:

Make sure you don t do anything silly. If I didn t want you, I would have aborted you. (They look at each other and Vera finally goes out and shuts the door)

Scene 4 Characters: Michelle Mike Their bedroom. Mike is putting on a tie in readiness for work. Michele is sitting in Bed, watching and talking with him. Mike: Michelle: I think that will really help her. But she seems to be shy about calling you. Poor girl. I ll call her myself. Maybe even have lunch together sometime this week. Hmmm ..Darling, I hate to bring this up but I must. When is Mama going? Why? What s the problem? She s only been here a month. I know, Honey. God knows I would really love for her to stay but she hates me so. She hasn t a civil word for me. She

Mike: Michelle:

Mike: Michelle:

doesn t even give a response to my greetings. It s a hard way to live. Mike: Michelle: I had a talk with her. Has she been calling you names again? No, but she does other things just as nasty. I ve told you she doesn t give any response to my greetings. Don t let it bother you. She hisses when I go by. Ignore it. Yesterday, she ignored the lunch I made and ate bread and sardine instead. Maybe she felt like it. After looking and hissing at me and my food? Look darling, Mama is old and she s my mother. What do you want me to do, drive her out? All I m saying is that the atmosphere she s creating in our home is unhealthy and must not be prolonged. She s my mother. And I m your wife and this is my home. And I pay the bills. Don t forget that. (He picks up his suitcase and starts to walk out)

Mike: Michelle: Mike: Michelle:

Mike: Michelle: Mike:

Michelle:

Mike: Michelle: Mike:

Michelle:

(nastily) Well, thanks Mr. Big Shot. Have a nice day.

Scene 5 Characters: Michelle: Mike: Mama Michelle is saying goodbye to Mike as he leaves for work. Michelle: Mike: Bye darling. Miss me. Always. (gives her a peck on the forehead, gets into his car, drives off with Michelle waving. Michelle walks back in. She sees Mama getting ready for her breakfast at the table). Good morning Mama. (Mama does not answer. Michelle walks by her to get into the kitchen) (releasing a long hiss) the goat who thinks she s sheep (walking back to Mama) You know, Mama I keep trying to ignore all the nasty things you say because of your age and being Mike s mother. But it s getting too much. You must learn to control yourself. Are you talking to me, you mannerless thing? I am talking to you. You must watch your manners. This is my home, not yours.

Michelle:

Mama: Michelle:

Mama: Michelle:

Mike:

8 Oh God! What won t I hear? This is your home, eh? We ll see for how long. Right Mama. (speaking very slowly) We will

..

Michelle:

.. see.

(Michelle leaves as Mama is hissing and clapping her hands in indignation. When Michelle is out of hearing, she says quietly, but, with venom, barren s.)

Scene 6 Characters Michelle Yemisi (Michele s best friend] a lawyer, an attractive woman in her thirties. Michelle is on the phone. Michelle: Michelle: Michelle: So we meet at that pastry place at 12? Right. Thank you. You are a real friend, Yemisi. (smiling) Well, okay. See you. (Closes the phone) Yemisi driving to the pastry shop. Parks and goes in. Michelle is already waiting. They hug. So, tell me all about it. In a moment. Let s place our orders first. I was too upset to eat breakfast. (She signals the waiter to come.) (Yemisi takes Michelle s hand in sympathy). (Waiter appears) One cheese cake and a cappuccino.

Yemisi: Michelle:

Michelle:

(Waiter turns to Yemisi) 9 Yemisi: Same here. (Waiter moves off Yemisi looks expectantly at Michelle.) Michelle: I went to the market. When I came back there was a strange girl in my kitchen watching over something cooking. When I asked her who she was and what she was doing in my kitchen, she said, I be you w and Mama spoke from the doorway that the girl was there to help her. sShe s an old woman and needs care. The girl will cook her village meals and see to all her needs. (She stops to eat and drink. Yemisi does the same). Michelle: You know, I could have sworn that that girl meant to say, I be your wife. But that wouldn t make sense, would it? It would. But who brought the girl? Mike said Mama must have made the arrangement by phone and a cousin dropped the girl off. So that was it? The scene in the kitchen and you took her in? It wasn t up to me, was it? I called Mike immediately wanting to know why I wasn t informed? Guess what? He didn t know what I was talking about. When I explained he acted as surprised as I was. Only God knows which is which.

Yemisi: Michelle:

Yemisi: Michelle:

Yemisi: Michelle: Yemisi:

(A pause. They keep eating and drinking albeit thoughtfully.) Michelle, you know I love you, don t you? (nods) What I m about to say is borne out of love, but, of course, you don t have to agree to it It sounds to me like your 10 mother-in-law has married another wife for Mike. (Michelle is startled. Yemisi gives a sad Laugh).

Yemisi: Michelle:

Now, I have shocked you but it s something we must consider. Would Mike ..(choking and beginning to cry) would he do that to me? .No. (she lifts a hand to stop Yemisi) Don t bother explaining. I know she can. He cannot find a fault in his mum as horrible as she s been to me. (She wipes her eyes after a while). It s all because I m barren. Stop that! You are not barren. Your children haven t started coming. That s all. (sneering) Tell that to my mother-in-law. Why do you make her so important? You d rather believe her than the doctors, your husband and best friend. Why choose the word of someone who hates you over those who love you? And another thing,Michelle, . it s very important that you stop defining yourself by what your in-laws call you.

Michelle: Yemisi:

Michelle: Yemisi:

Michelle:

Yes, thanks. But what am I to do now? Mike is completely with the Mother. (laughs bitterly) Says it s actually a good thing for me since I won t have to deal with his mum anymore. Listen Michelle. (She glances at her watch) My lunch hour is nearly over. So, listen carefully. .. This is no time for self-pity. You know and I know that you are strong. You can handle this . You must begin to plan for a possible future without Mike. (shocked) But you preach against divorce. Yes, but you and Mike are only nominal Christians. You haven t what it takes to stop a divorce happening. And I m not saying it s going to happen. It s just good to be prepared. You must begin to save all you can. two, no matter what 11 happens refuse to divorce him. Even if he moves out don t divorce him. Three, stay in your house no matter what. The house is in both your names, not so? (nods) Don t sell your half of the house. You must make them all see that you are aware of your rights. At the end of the day if the worst happens, you lose Mike but won t be destitute. (starts to cry silently) This seems so unreal and yet things have greatly changed in my house. (She keeps crying, Yemisi holds her hand. In a little while, she glances at her watch).

Yemisi:

Michelle: Yemisi:

Yemisi:

Michelle: Yemisi:

Michelle:

Yemisi: Michelle: Yemisi: Michelle:

Have got to go, dear. (pulls herself together) I know, Me too. Will you be alright? Yes. (then in a stronger voice) Yes, I will. (They hug. Yemisi leaves. Michelle settles the bill and leaves).

SCENE 7 Characters: Cat Vera Cat & Vera s house Cat is indoors watching T.V. A car pulls up.She expects to see her mum walk in. When she doesn t, Cat gets up and looks through the window. She sees Vera give a peck to a man. The man drives off. Vera comes in. Cat: Welcome Mum. Who was that? I don t think I ve seen him before? 12

Vera:

That was Bayo. (Vera wants to go to her bedroom) What happened to Tony or was his name John or Osi. Don t you take that attitude with me. What attitude, Mum? You don t like the truth, do you? Can t you see that the men are just using you because you try so hard? Always, there s a little financial help you are giving them apart from other things. They take all they can from you and leave you. When are you going to see that they won t marry you? Only the very dumb marry out of gratitude and a hope of financial help. You need to lower your sight to the dumb, Mum.

Cat: Vera: Cat:

Vera:

(grabs a book from the table and hurls it at Cat. Cat got out of the way). (speaking menacingly) That s the last time you speak to me that way! Or? (doesn t answer but stares intently at her daughter) (raising her voice) s what Mum? You ll slap me? Or call me bastard? Or what? You think I enjoy having a mum who sees man after man? I never know what to expect when I come home. My God! There s a name for it. (raising her voice) Shut up! I won t! I m nineteen years old and I refuse to put up with the shame any longer. Right. I ve had it. As you say, you re not a child anymore. I don t have to put up with your foul mouth. You will pack your things and move out, Madam. You have one hour. One hour s too long. I ll leave now. (She grabs her handbag and runs out, slamming the door with all her strength).

Vera:

Cat: Vera: Cat:

Vera: Cat:

Vera:

Cat:

( Mum slumps into a chair, covers her face with both hands and begins to cry).

SCENE 8 Characters: Cat: One-arm thief, Chris Michelle The street. Cat dashes into the street without minding her way. One-arm thief Chris promptly snatches her bag and dashes off. She is so stunned that by the time she recollects her wits to yell, the thief is out of sight. She slumps by the wayside and cries. People walk up and down. Nobody comes to her help. She remembers a lunch date with Michelle, and, Michelle making her promise tocome to her if she should need help. She gets up and walks to the Uzos . She knocks. Michelle answers the door. Michelle: Catherine! What s happened to you? (Cat begins to cry and Michelle hugs her) I had a big fight with my mum. She ordered me out of the house. When I got into the street, a thief with only one arm snatched my bag. I couldn t go back home. I walked here but now, I m sorry. I shouldn t trouble you like this No, no. it s okay. I m glad you came to me. You are very welcome to stay until you sort things out with your mum. Besides, I think your company in this house will help me a lot. Thank you. Thank you so much. Let s go in and tell Mike. I hope he won t mind?

Cat:

Michelle:

Cat: Michelle: Cat:

Michelle:

Relax. He won t mind. (They go into the living room)

SCENE 9 Michelle s home Michelle Cat Michelle s kitchen. Michelle is making coffee. Cat comes in. She is wearing Michelle s things. Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Good morning. Morning. Did you sleep well? Yes. Thank you. You? Fine. (stretches) Don t you love Saturday mornings? Tell me about it. (giggling) You look so funny in those clothes. Which brings up a favour I ve been meaning to ask .I need my things but I m scared of facing my mum on my own. I can t go when she s not there because I lost my bag and my key. So . Can you please come with me?

Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat:

But won t she transfer the aggression to me for taking you in? She s not that bad. I m sorry. I didn t mean to be disrespectful . Of course, I can go with you Thank you. I don t know what I would have done without you guys. Think nothing of it. I m glad you are here .I ll take Mike this coffee.Then take a shower. When would you like us to go? When would be convenient for you? Mike is leaving in ten minutes for the tennis court. We can go after he leaves. Okay. Thanks 15 (Michelle leaves. Cat is making coffee for herself when Mama comes in)

Cat: Mama:

Good morning. Ma. (eyes her but doesn t respond) (After a moment ) You, why have you come here? What did she bring you for? Excuse me? I don t understand, Ma. (mimicking Cat) Excuse me? Birds of the same feather. I say why are you in this house? (Michelle answers from the door)

Mama: Cat: Mama:

Michelle: Mama: Michelle:

She is my guest. What s the problem? What did she come to do? That s my business. I keep telling you .this is my house.

(Mama eyes Michelle, hisses and walks away.) Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Are you sure it s a good idea for me to stay? Definitely. She doesn t seem to like you much. A big understatement. Now you see why I need an ally. You ve got one here .I promise. I believe you. Thank you. I ll go get ready now. Me too. (They leave the kitchen)

16 SCENE 10

Characters

Michelle Cat Vera Lawal Vera s house. Vera: Michelle and Cat arrive. They knock on the door. Who is it? (Cat nudges Michelle forward) It s I, Mrs. Uzo. (Vera opens the door) (surprised, addressing Cat) You. What are you doing here? (doesn t answer) Please can we come in? I m Michelle Uzo. Cat works for my husband. Oh, I know all that. You might as well come in. I owe you that for taking her in. How did you ..

Michelle:

Vera: Cat: Michelle:

Vera;

Michelle: Vera:

Find out? (Indicating a chair) Please sit down. (Cat is hovering around). I went to the office the following day at lunch time. I saw her leave the office for lunch. Then I went in and talked with Mama Sam. She told me and agreed to keep my visit a secret. (From the bedroom, a call out)

Man:

What s keeping you?

(Vera looks at Cat and then at Michelle and shrugs) Vera: Cat: Vera: Vera: Michelle: Vera: I m coming. (Turning to Cat) What did you come for? My things Go ahead. (Cat moves into her former bedroom). Mrs. Uzo, can I offer you something, tea, coffee? No, no. Thank you. Excuse me, then. I ll be back in a moment. (She goes into her bedroom. Michelle looks around. Vera comes out in two minutes.) Mrs. Lawal Miss. Oh. What can I say? Is there a chance of reconciliation between you and Cat? Yes ,but not now. To be truthful I m enjoying this time on my own. I ve always had Catherine with me. Now I m enjoying being truly single. But she s my daughter and I care about her though she does not believe it. (nods) (Cat comes out of the bedroom with a suitcase) I m ready.

Michelle: . Vera: Michelle:

Vera:

Michelle: Cat:

Michelle: Vera: Cat: Vera:

(gets up) well Thanks again, Mrs. Uzo. Bye Mum

Bye Catherine. (They leave, Vera shuts the door.)

Scene 11 Characters: Michelle Cat Mary Michelle and Cat are doing their nails in the living room. Cat: Michelle: Cat: So, that trousers suit is better in navy blue? Definitely. But make the camisole in cream. You re right. That s a great combination.

(Mary walks through the living room to the kitchen. She looks at them briefly and wears a smug smile. Michelle

and Cat stop talking and look at her until she gets into the kitchen.) Cat: You know, that girl makes me so uneasy. She doesn t quite act as a maid. I know. She s probably laughing at me for not knowing that she s Mike s second wife. (the nail polish drops from her hands, she s so shocked) Well ..you see . I m barren as mother-in-law keeps reminding me. So she s looking forward to Mike making babies with that ..that thing and driving me out of the house.

Michelle:

Cat: Michelle:

Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat: Michelle: Cat:

Please tell me you are joking. I wish I was. So then, why are you taking it all lying low? Because nothing has happened yet. But you know that it s going to happen Not exactly. It s just what we think. We? Yemisi and I I can t say I don t agree after all I ve seen So, if it does happen, what will you do? (Pauses) Let s just wait and see. And I thought I had the worst deal in life! You know I envied you so. Now you know it s a barren life.

Michelle:

Cat:

No! It s not. You need to stand out of yourself and look at you. You are a beautiful, giving person. (laughing) Such wisdom! I mean it. It s true. (nodding) I don t disbelieve, dear. It s just that it doesn t take the pain of childlessness away. Every month I think,s maybe. Then my period comes and I just want to die. I know that pain. I ve had it all my life. The bastard has no sense of belonging. People forget that you are as human as they are. It s a useless life. And yet, you are a most beautiful, sensitive person. You must drop that way of thinking and see yourself as you truly are. (smiling) Sounds like good advice for the two of us. (They laugh) You know you are right. Here. (She joins hands with Cat.) We promise ourselves from this moment to see ourselves as beautiful people of great worth and whoever thinks otherwise, is the fool. Yes! And Amen. (They laugh) .Thanks anyway.

Michelle: Cat: Michelle:

Cat:

Michelle:

Cat:

Michelle:

Cat:

SCENE 12 Michelle s home Characters: Michelle Cat Mama Mike Mary Michelle: Cat? Let s go. (Cat comes out holding a basket) (rummaging her bag) Hang on a moment. I need to find the list. I go to that rowdy market once a month. I want to make sure I get everything I need for the month. .Right. I ve found it. (They walk out) (After a while Mike comes out of the room and puts on the T.V. He watches The CNN channel. Mary comes out.) Mary: Mike: Good morning, sir. Good morning. (He continues watching CNN. Mary stands there looking at him and smiling inanely. Mike looks at her again.) You are still here. Bring me a glass of orange juice. (Mary goes off. Mike continues watching T.V.) (Mary returns with the juice and sets it beside Mike)

Michelle:

Mike:

Mike: Mike: Mary: Mike:

Thank you. (Mary is still standing there smiling) Don t you have things to do for Mama? I don do all. Well, go to her in case she needs you. (Mary stops smiling and goes off sulking, Mama comes out and sits beside Mike) I want to talk to you. (nodding and looking at her) Put that thing off. (sighs and put the T.V. off) You have been a good obedient son. (Mary comes out and sits down. Mama looks at her in annoyance.)

Mama: Mike: Mama: Mike: Mama:

Mama:

Who called you? Get up. Go stay for room. (Mary gets up sulking) You ve always obeyed me. Now, listen carefully to what I have to say. (Mike listens)

Mama:

Mama:

You are now forty years old without even one child. Your wife is getting on in age. She s not been able to give you children. What are you doing about it?

Mike:

Mama:

Mama, I ve told you and told you. There is nothing wrong with us. The children will come when they will come. (raising her voice) And when will that be? When I am in my grave? Mama, don t worry. They will come before then. You are still young. Don t joke with me! I m very serious. Do you ever think about the future? It s nice to do M and M now. But who will carry on your name? Who will ever remember that you once walked this earth? Even if that one gives you a child later, you will be an old man. Too old to enjoy the child .. My son, this is the time to do something. What can I do? (Exultantly) You don t have to worry. I have arranged everything. (Mike is puzzled.) You see that Mary. She is young and fresh. She is yours. I have married her for you. (Mike is stunned). You have done what? (He laughs) That person is my wife? Look , Mama, this is too funny. Let me just remind you that I have the wife I want and I don t want to continue this talk. (He takes his newspaper and walks to his bedroom) (Mama watches him go. When she s alone .) Is it not me that gave birth to you? We will see.

Mike:

Mama:

Mike: Mama:

Mama:

Mama:

Mama:

ACT TWO SCENE 1 Characters: Mama Sam Cat One-arm thief, Chris The office. Cat is checking her face in the compact. She straightens her skirt. Cat: M.Sam: Cat: Mama Sam I dey here. Mama Sam

Okay. I wan go chop. Come sit down for here. I go quick quick com. Make you bring something come. (smiling) I go try.

M.Sam: Cat:

She walks out. At the door of the building, one-arm thief is just passing by. Cat gasps as she recognizes him. She dashes behind him and hooks her fingers in the back of his trousers. Cat: Chris: You . You .thief . help, help.

(He twist round and clamps his hand over her mouth and speaks quickly) Stop please. I can explain. It s Catherine

Lawal, isn t it? Please, give me a chance . I m going to take my hand off your mouth now. (He does so slowly, they look silently at each other for a moment.) Cat: Chris: Cat: How did you find out my name? Your identity card. It was in the bag. The bag that you stole. (angrily) Do you have any idea of what you did to me? I nearly killed myself. It was the worst night of my whole miserable life. I am very sorry. I wouldn t have done it if I didn t need to. That is how I survive. You mean you steal for a living? (She pulls her bag closer to herself. Chris notices and laughs) Don t worry. I ve no intention of stealing from you a second time. I ve thought about you every day and I ve been working this area in the hope of running into you. What for? To return your bag ..minus the money. And to talk to you.

Chris:

Cat:

Chris:

Cat: Chris: Cat:

So why didn t you drop the bag at the office? The address is on my identity Card. I was afraid . Look, think about it. Me turning up there like that? You and your boss would have handed me over to the police. Well maybe. So, where s my bag now?

Chris:

Cat:

Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris:

Where I hang out. I ll bring it tomorrow. (Shrugs) I was on my way to lunch. I must run now. I can come with you. (Giving charming smile) You might want to buy me lunch. (shocked) what? (not smiling) what? You are disgusted with a one-arm person? I am not. I m in no position to look down on anybody. What then? Because I am a thief? (A little angry) Do you know what it means to live like this? Do you know what it s like to be me? You think you are the only one living with pain? [ One -arm Chris is surprised. Cat is glaring at him. After a little while, the ugly look leaves her face and she shrugs. You may come with me if that s what you want.]

Cat:

Chris:

(smiling) Yes, I want. And thank you very much.

SCENE 2 Characters Cat Chris

Fast food Restaurant. Cat and Chris are seated. The waiter is taking orders. Cat: Chicken and chips, please. (Waiter looks at Chris) Same and a coke. Coke for me, too. (waiter leaves) (Standing up) Excuse me, I need to go the bathroom. (She walks away and comes back for her bag) You didn t have to do that. Once bitten, twice shy. I ve told you I ve no intention of doing that to you again. But to others? (Chris looks at her but says nothing) A rose is a rose is a rose. (She walks off with her bag.) (Covers his face with his hand.) (Cat comes back and the food arrives.) [They start to eat.]

Chris: Cat:

Cat:

Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris:

Cat:

Why do you steal?

Chris:

Because I have to.

Cat:

What do you mean you have to? The fact that you have only one arm does not mean you can t find a job. After all, you steal with a lot of finesse with the same one arm. Where are the jobs for one-arm guys who didn t even make it to high school? Well ..but stealing is hardly an option ..Do your parents know? I ve no parents I ve never had.

Chris: Cat:

Chris: Cat:

You mean ..they died? (Chris keeps eating. He does not answer.) Surely, you didn t drop from the sky? No. I did not .. I was born with one arm. My father wanted no part of me and left. My mother struggled alone until I was one. Then, she left me on the door step of the town s Orphanage and disappeared. Of course, it was not difficult to identify the baby in that small town. I mean, how many babies are born with only one arm? Now, are you satisfied? I m sorry that I ve upset you. I m truly sorry. That s okay I stayed at the orphanage until I turned twelve. Then I ran away. I ve been living on the street ever since. (quiet) You know, I used to think my life was the most miserable but I m having serious re-thinks these days. What could possibly be wrong in your life?

Cat: Chris:

Cat: Chris:

Cat:

Chris:

Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat:

(laughs) Looks can be deceiving. So, a rose is not a rose is not a rose? Touch. Tell me about your miserable life? Well, ..I was born a bastard. I ve never known my father. So, we have a wee bit in common. Tell me more. I would love to although I don t know why. Maybe we are kindred spirits. Maybe. But I must get back to work. How about meeting me here tomorrow? I ll pay. From? (Chris does not answer) We ll meet tomorrow but I ll pay. And bring my bag along. Of course. (Cat signals to waiter) Your bill? Yes, but I want a corned-beef sandwich for take-away. (turning to Chris) That s for the cleaning lady in my office. Can you make that two sandwiches?

Chris:

Waiter: Cat:

Chris:

Cat: Chris:

(eyebrows raised) For my street mother I ll take you to meet her. (Waiter goes off and comes back with the bill and two wrapped up sandwiches) (Cat and Chris leave.) Come. I want you to meet her. Who? I told you, my street mother. She s been watching out for me since I took to the street. Her name is Anna. I call her Mama A. She won t tell me how she came to be living on the streets. She s been there forever and I love her. I ve got to get back to work. It won t take a minute. Please. (Cat follows him. She was absolutely intrigued by the handsome, one-arm thief. They go into a side street. Behind a stack of boxes is a dirty old woman. Chris hugs her.)

Chris: Cat: Chris:

Cat: Chris:

Chris:

Mama A. I bought your lunch. This is the nice lady that helped to buy it. Oh, you are a good boy. (She looks at Cat.) He is a good boy. A prince. You like him, don t you? Ahm . I ve got to go. (She walks away and Chris follows her.)

Old beggar: Old beggar: Cat:

Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat:

Are you angry? Why should I be? Because of what she said to you. I m not angry. I was just a little embarrassed because we ve only just met. So, you ll still meet me tomorrow. (Smiles) Yes, I will. And now, I must run. Good bye. See you tomorrow. Don t forget. And thanks. (Cat walks away with a puzzled look.)

Chris: Cat: Chris:

SCENE 3 Character: Mike Mike s office. Mike is in a pensive mood. He is thinking about what his mum said. Sometimes he sits. Sometimes he stands. At other times, he moves to the window and stares out. Mike: No body will remember you when you are gone. They won t remember that I came into the world even. If only And they say there s nothing wrong ..If only

No man could want for a better wife than Michelle. She s everything I ve ever wanted or needed. But Mama is right .. time is getting on and children may not come until we re too old . To enjoy them .. Ah, God forbid . I can never take Mary for wife but I could have a child by her . Away from Michelle, of course .. then later, much later, I d beg Michelle, and claim the child . Yes it can be done .. in the long run, it s even a good thing for Michelle we would have the child we have been waiting for ..Yes, that s it. I ll tell her I did it for her.

SCENE 4 Characters:Mike Cat Mary Mike s kitchen. Mary is washing plates at the sink. Mike takes a drink from the fridge and stands by the kitchen table drinking it and contemplating Mary. Cat comes in, stops at the door and surveys the scene. She clears her throat and walks in. Cat: Mike: Good evening. (Started) Oh, hello. He picks up his drink and walks out. (Mary finishes washing the plates, looks at Cat with a smile and walk out. Cat sits down puzzled and worried.) Please God; let it not be what I m thinking. Michelle doesn t deserve such betrayal. Oh, God.

Cat:

SCENE 5

Character: Mike: In his car. He has just arrived home. Mike: It must done. As soon as she gets pregnant, I ll send her and Mama back to the village. Michelle won t know a thing I ll start tomorrow Must think of a way to keep Michelle out of the house I m doing this for her, after all .. As soon as Mary gets pregnant I ll stop and send her away.

SCENE 6

Characters: Michelle: Mike: Breakfast table. Mike: Michelle: Mike: What are you doing with yourself today? Nothing much. I thought after lunch, I d go to the hairdressing salon. You ve not been looking quite yourself. How about taking the afternoon off? Don t cook lunch. Go out to lunch with Yemisi. Here (he brings out a wad or notes) .my treat. (surprised) How nice, Mike. But what about you, your lunch? Don t worry about me. I ll send Catherine for something. Why not come to lunch with me and Yemisi? No, no. I want you to have a nice girly lunch. Relax with your friend and come back refreshed. Are you sure?

Michelle: Mike: Michelle: Mike:

Michelle:

Mike: Of course, I m sure. I just want you to have a little treat from me. Michelle: Michelle: Mike: Oh Mike, thank you. (She leans over and gives him a peck on the cheek). You are a good husband. You are the good one.

Michelle: Mike:

Anyway, thanks. I really appreciate it. Anything for my darling wife. (Checks his watch) I ve got to go. (gives her a peck) see you later. Have fun. You have a good day. SCENE 7

Mike: Mike:

Characters: Mike Mary Mama Mike s house. Phone rings. Mary comes out of the kitchen and answers. Mary: Hello! Oh Sir, na you. She don comot. She go now now. Hello, hello, hello -------(She drops the phone) He no even talk to me. Me, I don dey tire. I don dey tire (She goes back to the kitchen very upset. Shortly, the doorbell rings.) Mary: Mike: Who be dat? Open the door, Mary.

Mary:

Mary:

(Smiling) Welcome, Sir. You come quick quick today. Madam just comot. Yes. You said so on the phone. Where s Mama? E just chop finish. E wan sleep small. That s fine .Now, follow me. I want to talk to you. Yes Sir. (She is smiling and patting her hair) Mike leads her to his & Michelle s room.) (from her bedroom) Mary, Mary, Mary (Mama comes in to the living room. She looks around.)

Mike: Mary: Mike: Mary:

Mama:

Mama:

I could have sworn that I heard Mike s voice. (She checks the kitchen and then goes to Mike s bedroom she stops at the door. She listens at the door. Mary is talking.) Two whole months now. Why you no call me before? (Mama tiptoes away from the doors. She is smiling.) Yes! Yes! Yes! Now, that barren woman will go. (She laughs and claps her hands gleefully.)

Mary:

Mama:

SCENE 8 Characters: Cat

Chris Waiter Restaurant. Cat and Chris walk in together and go to their favorite table. Waiter: Cat & Chris: Waiter: Chris: Cat: Waiter: Cat: Hi. Hi. What will it be today? A burger for me. Just a coke for me. That all? Have you gone on a diet? (laughing) Maybe. (Waiter goes off.) Are you alright? I m okay. So why are you not eating? Nothing. At least, nothing to do with you. Can t you talk to me about it? (pause a little) I don t see why not. So what is it? I m worried about Michelle and my mother.

Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat:

Chris:

Can you take it one after the other? What wrong with Michelle? There s nothing wrong with Michelle .just this girl who s supposed to be helping Mike s mom because she can t stand Michelle. Well I don t know I think Mike is having an affair with the girl.

Cat:

Chris: Cat:

What makes you think so? I ve seen him looking at her like ..you know ..when a man has funny things in mind. And then, these days she and Mike s mom seem so happy and so ..so .arrogant. You know, like they ve got one up on Michelle. Has Michelle said anything? Of course. We talk about it all the time. She says she knows that something funny is going on but she can t figure it out. She s keeping a close look on Mike but he is just the same. If anything, he s more attentive to her. Come on. That guy has got everything. He can t jeopardize his marriage. But he can. He allows his mom to get away with everything and she wants Michelle out. As a matter of fact, Michelle suspects that girl Mary was brought as second wife for Mike. No. I mean Mike is a cool guy. He can t do that. I think he can. (Waiter brings food)

Christ: Cat:

Christ:

Cat:

Chris: Cat:

Cat:

(to waiter) Please, don t forget the sandwiches for take-away.

Waiter:

How can I? You ask for it every day. (They laugh and waiter goes away)

Cat:

Anyway, that s one of my worries I can t get her out of my mind And .. is she missing me at all?

. The other is my mother .like how is she doing?

Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat:

(pauses) Why don t we go and see her? We? Yes, you and I. No. That won t be good. And it isn t because of your arm or social status .. My mom and I fight a lot and I d rather we do it without you looking on. (doesn t talk) Please try to understand. Okay forget it. So, you ll go and see her?

Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris:

Think I should? Definitely. Okay. I ll go tomorrow. In the morning. How about seeing me in the afternoon after that? I mean I never see you on Saturdays or Sundays. We could go to the beach. I go to the market in the afternoon with Michelle. Please. Just this once. Okay, I ll talk with Michelle about it. If it s okay, I ll come around two.

Cat: Chris: Cat:

(Waiter comes with bill and take-away) Cat: Chris: Waiter: (to waiter) Thank you. (to waiter) Thanks man. See you on Monday Yeah.

SCENE 9

Characters: Cat Vera Vera s house. Cat knocks. Vera: Cat: Who s there? Catherine (Door opens) Vera: Cat: Vera: You are the last person I expected to see. I m sorry. No, no I didn t mean it that way. Come in. (They go in & shut the door) Vera: Cat: Sit down or are you in a hurry? You forgot something? No, no. I came to see you. (Silence)

Cat: Vera:

Are you alone? Oh, I m you don t have to answer that. It s okay (Pauses) .I m alone. I am these days . By choice

Vera: Cat:

Do you want something to eat. No, thanks. I had breakfast. (pause)

Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat:

How are the Uzos? Fine. Michelle sent greetings. So, what have you been doing apart from work? Nothing much I met a very nice boy. He s a good listener and cares very much about people. You told him about me. (Not a question) Yes. And? He thinks we misunderstand each other. He grew up in an orphanage. But we have a lot in common. He understands me. Oh! . You know, I ve done a lot of thinking since you left. And .I came to the same conclusion as your friend s. What s his name? Chris. He s 21. Hmnn. Then, I also decided that I was tired of searching and offering. Needing to be valued .You said I was being used

Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat:

Vera:

Cat: Vera:

you were right. But not anymore. I ve put an end to all that. Cat: Vera: (gives a big smile) Mom, I m proud of you. (surprised and pleased) Well, thank you. And I must say I m proud of you, too. (They smile at each other.) Vera: Cat: So, when are you bringing your friend over? Soon if you like. 37 Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat: Vera: I like. Next Saturday? Fine. Mom What? He was born with only one arm. And grew up in an orphanage No, they abandoned him. My God . Poor boy . Poor thing. You still want to meet him? Of course Catherine, things you see on the outside don t count much. It s what the person is inside that counts. Come with your friend and spend the day with me. ..His parents died? Chris has only one arm.

Cat:

(smiling) Thank you . And mom, thanks for having me .. I mean you didn t abort me or anything and you took care of me. You must have wanted me. (starts to cry and goes and hugs Cat. Cat starts to cry too) Thank you for saying that. I know I ve not been a good mother but I really wanted to be. I m sorry. So sorry for the bad times. It s okay, Mom (Vera cries harder) 38 . I love you.

Vera: Vera:

Cat:

Vera:

It s the first time you ve told me that . I love you, my baby. I really do. ..It will be different now. I promise. (They hug again and smile at each other).

Vera:

SCENE 10

Characters:

Chris Cat On the beach. They are walking. Cat: ..That s why I feel that I ve just met my mother. It s a new beginning. I understand . I wish everything could end as nicely. (looking at him) Right. It s your turn now. Tell me what s bothering you? (silent a moment) What s bothering me? Hmnn what s not bothering me more like? .. I have a lot on my mind. Let s sit. (They sit on the sand) . I m listening.

Chris: Cat:

Chris:

Cat: Chris:

Well .. It s like this .. You are the second best thing in my life, the first being .. Mama A. Right . And I get to wondering just what is going to happen how long it s going to be for? I mean, you ve been buying lunch for me and Mama A. It s nice of you, okay? But I hate it. I don t snatch anymore. .. Well, only when necessary. Chrisss. You promised, Well, what do I do? Mama A was down last weekend. What should I have done, watch her die? .. And, we are always hungry. You know I d love to do more. You won t let me.

Cat: Chris:

Cat: Chris:

Cat:

Chris:

No, I must have a bit of self-respect, you know . I want a job .. I want decent accommodation .. I want to take you out properly . I want ..I guess I just want a life. (takes his hand) I know. I ve been thinking job do you want? .what kind of

Cat:

Chris:

(gives a bitter laugh) Beggars don t get to choose ..anything would do. But I ve never been given the chance. Acceptance is based on looks. Would you mind cleaning the yard for Michelle? She s sacked her gardener and is looking for a replacement. Would she have me? I think so. But, do you mind the job? Do you? (surprised) No. There s a great deal of dignity in decent labour. My mom drummed that into me .. She had to do all sorts of things to make ends meet. Nice lady, your mom. (smiles) I agree. So, if a guy has decent labour and looks forward to bettering himself, do you think the girl he likes would stick around him? (smiling) I think so . That s if he tells her where he lives?

Cat:

Chris: Cat: Chris: Cat:

Chris: Cat: Chris:

Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris:

(stands up) You know where I live. I do? You ve always refused to take me. I have taken you The first day.

Cat:

(frowning, then is horrified) The street? With Mama A? Oh my God. (She begins to cry) (Chris stares ahead toward the sea.)

Chris: Cat:

Are you disgusted? No, no ..I cry for you, for me, Mama A, Michelle, my mother. Perfectly fine human beings made imperfect by the world we live in. I mean, you and I had nothing to do with our births. But we were made to pay. We bore the stigma of not satisfying societal codes. Why is man so wicked to man? (says nothing but bends, picks some things and starts throwing them into the water) What do you use for bathroom?

Chris:

Cat:

Chris: Cat: Chris:

Sneak into a hotel s bathroom and be real quick. What about your clothes? You are always neat. Clothes are the easiest thing to nick. You stake out a wash line, look for the things you need, take them and make sure you are not caught. (gets up and hugs him to her side) It s going to get better. I promise. Does that mean I get my girl? Yes. You won t regret it I promise.

Cat: Cat: Chris: Cat: Chris:

Cat:

I know. I have good feelings about you (They smile at each other, hold hands and walk off)

SCENE 11 Characters: Mama Mary Mike Michelle The Uzo s home. Mama and Mary are waiting in the living room. Mike walks in. Mama: (smiling broadly) Ah, welcome my son. We ve been waiting for you. Sit down. (Still standing) Where s Michelle? She s not back. Sit down. I have good news. (Mike sits) Mama: God has answered my prayers. Your wife is pregnant. I don t know why she didn t tell you when you were with her this afternoon ..She has not had her period this past month. (Jubilantly) I told you, didn t I? You see how easy it has been? That one is barren. (quietly) Okay, Mama. It is good. Now, this is what we ll do . You ll leave for the village with Mary tomorrow. I will take

Mike: Mama:

Mike:

care of her and the baby. When the time is right, I will come for the baby. Please, Michelle must not know about this. Mama: (shocked. Mary is, too.) What What are you saying Mike? Please tell me I didn t hear you well .. You want to drive your wife and baby away, the blessing you have been waiting for? (She jumps up agitated) For what? Eh? For what? For that barren woman? Oh, God help me. Help me. Mama, calm down I will compensate Mary I ll give her money to start some small business but I can never marry her. I love my wife. Michelle is my wife. I will tell her when the time is right. Then, together we will come for the child. Please, let this be the end of this matter. (Mary starts to cry. Mike gets up to go and hears Michelle s car. He runs to the window and runs back to begin to usher Mary and Mama from the room.) Mike: Please, you must go to your room now. Please, Mama, get up and go. Sit down, Mary. (Michelle opens the door and walks in. Every one freezes) Michelle: (Looking at them all) What s going on here? (Silence) Mike? What going on? (Jumping up, turns to Michelle] Hey! May God help you. Mrs. Fine Madam, your time in this house is over. Your .. (cuts in quickly). Michelle, don t believe a word she says, it s all a pack of lies. Come, come, let s go in (goes to take Michelle s hand but Michelle does not yield) No, I m getting to the bottom of this.

Mike:

Mama:

Mama:

Mike:

Michelle:

Mama:

I say you are not madam anymore. (Pointing to Mary) This is the new madam. You want to know why? (Smiling) Because she is pregnant and (pointing to Mike) that man is the father of the child! (Stunned, looks at Mike) Mike? Is it true? I told you not to listen to her. I haven t had anything to do with that girl. (wailing) E do. O. E do. E dey comot for office come do. Oh, oh, wetin I go tell my papa? Shut up, girl. (turning to Michelle) Now, you see that you can t continue to stay here. You know now that you are barren. (snapping out of the shock) You . You, witch. This is what you ve been scheming all along, not so? But you are in for the surprise of your life ..all of you. Who are you calling a witch? Michelle, please, I can explain. Explain what? That you took you mother s maid to where exactly did you do this thing, Mike? (raising her voice) Where? In our bed? Mike in our bed? You couldn t use your mother s? She would have agreed gladly. .. You know something? You are a real traitor. I will never forgive you for betraying me like this. (turning to Mama) As for you. This house is partly mine. You have come into my house and hurt me. Now, you will pack your things and take yourself and your maid out of here. You have ten minutes before I call the police.

Michelle: Mike:

Mary:

Mama:

Michelle:

Mama: Mike: Michelle:

Mary:

Eh? Police? A beg o. I go go. I go go. (she runs out of the room)

Mama:

(Facing Mike) You are not talking, eh? You allow this .this thing that is not even a woman to drive your mother out of the house? After all I have done for you? (She starts to cry) When your father died, I suffered to raise you properly. Now, you slap me in the face like this. For who, eh? For that? (looking at Michelle disdainfully)

Mike: Mama:

(to Mama) Please, just go. You have ruined my life. Okay. I will go. Don t call me Mama again, do you hear? And when I die, don t come to my funeral. (Mike slumps into a chair and covers his face. Michelle walks to the bedroom. She stands looking at the bed and slumps to the floor, weeping. Then, she reaches into her bag for her phone and calls Yemisi.]

Michelle: Michelle:

Hello

. Hello

.. It s Michelle, Yemisi

Yes, I m crying. What you suspected has happened. Mary is pregnant with Mike s child. (She begins to howl) And you tell me I m not barren. (She continues to cry). No, there s no need for you to come, really. After all this? I gave them ten minutes to leave or face the police .Then I came in here. Wait . (She listens to sounds coming from the living room) I think they are gone. I don t know, Yemisi. I don t know and I don t care. He can drop dead for all I care. God knows I mean it. Do you know where he was doing it all the time? In our bed, Yemisi. Our bed (crying badly again)

Michelle:

Michelle:

Michelle:

Michelle: Michelle:

From work while I was out and back again to the office. No, no. Really, I m fine. I ll come. Tomorrow. When you close from work. Yeah thanks. (She gets off the phone but is still on floor, head buried in her laps.)

ACT THREE SCENE 1 Characters: Michelle Yemisi Yemisi s flat. Michelle knocks. Yemisi: Michelle: Yes? It s me----Michelle. (Door opens. They hug and go in. Michelle sprawls on the couch. Yemisi sits opposite.) Yemisi: Michelle: How has it been? The pain?

(Yemisi nods) Michelle: Worse than anything you can imagine . I keep wondering what I could have done to stop it from happening . He used to tell me I was enough for him (She jumps up. Takes a deep breath, talking to herself and pacing up and down). (slowly) I am . NOT going to cry. Mike is not worth it. Let it

Michelle: Yemisi:

(goes to her ) Michelle .. You are trying too hard. go. Talk to me. Cry if you feel like. I m your friend.

Michelle:

(starts to cry) He said he loved me and yet got so intimate with that woman in our bed. What kind of beast is this man, eh? A despicable beast. (Silence) He says he did it for me. He did it for poor Michelle. Who is still barren at 35?

Yemisi:

I am 35 and haven t been married. What would you have me say? (Michelle looks at Yemisi)

Michelle: Yemisi: Michelle:

You know, I never thought I d envy you. Envy me! What s there to envy? Your singleness. I used to wonder how you could enjoy living alone.Now, I wish I d never married. You are wrong, you know. I don t enjoy living alone and I really want to get married. You could have done so last year. That guy seemed quite okay to me. He was even your church member.

Yemisi:

Michelle:

Yemisi:

I told you why. He wasn t the one for me. I prayed for some time with others and I knew I had to let him go because God sees that which I cannot see. But He hasn t sent another? He will. You are not at all bothered? . Not that you are missing any thing.There s nothing in marriage except heartache. All men are rats. (Smiles) That s why I want to be sure . It isn t that I m not bothered. I get plenty bothered. My parents constantly remind me that I m getting old. Demon voices tell me that no man is going to want an old maid like me But I choose to see myself as Jesus sees me. I define myself by who I am in Him. (Stares) You know, I think that s another thing I envy you for. Your contentment. You don t have to. You know what to do. I ve told you time and again. (Slowly) Give my life to Jesus. Are you ready now to do it? Right now? I I don t think I m ready.

Michelle: Yemisi: Michelle:

Yemisi:

Michelle:

Yemisi:

Michelle: Yemisi: Michelle: Yemisi: Michelle: Yemisi:

Remember He s the only anchor in this stormy life. (nods) Have a drink. (They go to the kitchen) How s Cat? I saw her and her friend this afternoon. Looks like its serious between them.

Michelle:

I think so. They ve helped each other a lot. Did I tell you he s my new gardener? Oh, Michelle. That s really noble of you. Oh, he does the job well. Much better than that they lazy drunk I used to have. That s good Hmnn? You need Godly counseling to see you through this period. (Shrugs) You are so hurt that you are going to do things which you will regret in the future. Marriage is a good thing. Let s save your marriage. (Silence) . Michelle ..

Yemisi: Michelle:

Yemisi: Michelle: Yemisi: Michelle: Yemisi:

Michelle: Yemisi: Michelle: Yemisi: Michelle:

So who do you advise? My Pastor. Let me make an appointment for you. Okay. (hugging Michelle) It will be Okay, I promise. Thank you. I don t know what I d do without you. (They hug again.)

SCENE 2

Characters: Michelle Mike The Uzos living room. Michelle is tucked up for the night on the couch. Mike comes out of the bedroom and sits on the couch beside Michelle. Mike: Michelle: Mike: Michelle? What is it? Please come to bed. You ve been sleeping here a whole week. Isn t it enough? (doesn t answer) You said you couldn t stand the bed. I moved it out and got a new one in. Why are you still doing this? (angry) If you think it s just the physical bed, then you are more heartless than I thought. Michelle, I ve begged and begged you . I don t know what to do. .. ..I ve told you it had nothing to do with my feelings for you .. It wasn t even love making. It was just sex. And you didn t enjoy it at all? It was just a means to an end. I did it for you. (angry) Do you know how bad you make things by repeating that? Do you think that I m a fool? (Silence) problem. . I really did think it was a way out of our

Michelle: Mike:

Michelle:

Mike:

Michelle: Mike: Michelle:

Mike:

Michelle: Mike:

Hmnn

Your kindness blows my mind.

Michelle, please, don t be like this. I m really sorry. You have no idea of what I m going through. (raising her voice) YOU have no idea of what YOU have put me through! (Silence)

Michelle:

Mike:

I miss you (Silence)

Michelle:

I need time to sort myself out. There s a lot of anger and hurt in me. I ve agreed to see Yemisi s Pastor for counseling.

Mike: Michelle: Mike: Michelle:

When do you start? Tomorrow. Do you think that will do it? (crossly) How do I know? ..But I do know that I need help. It s either that or ..divorce. Please, Michelle, not that. We can get over this thing. Don t they say the one who poos by the roadside forgets but the one who steps into it doesn t? (Silence)

Mike: Michelle:

Michelle:

Go to bed, Mike. I don t want a divorce myself. That s why am going for the counseling. 52

Mike:

Okay

I love you.

Michelle: Mike:

Goodnight .(shut her eyes) (looks sadly at her and gets up. He goes back to the bedroom)

SCENE 3 Characters: Pastor Yemisi Pastor s Secretary Cleaner Church compound. Cleaner is sweeping. Michelle walks in and asks the cleaner the way to the Pastor s office. Michelle: Cleaner: Michelle: Good morning. Good morning. I m here to see the Pastor. Can you show me the way to his office? Just climb the stairs to the first floor. The office is there. Has he come? Yes, he s there.

Cleaner: Michelle: Cleaner:

Michelle:

Thank you. (Moves off. Cleaner goes back to sweeping)

Secretary s Office Michelle: Sec: Michelle: Sec: Sec: Good morning. I d like to see the Pastor please. Please sit down. I ll tell him you are here. What s your name? Michelle Uzo. Just a moment. (She buzzes the Pastor) Someone is here to see you, Sir. Michelle Uzo Okay, Sir (drops the phone) Sec: Michelle: Michelle: (To Michelle) You can go in. Thank You. (Moves in to the Pastor s office) (to pastor) Good morning. I m Michelle Uzo. My friend, Yemisi booked the appointment. Yes, I know. Sit down, please. (Michelle sits) Michelle: Well, it s like this. I ve been married for five years. I m barren. A few weeks ago, I found out that my husband got the girl who came in to our home as his mother s maid pregnant. I m extremely angry and hurt and Yemisi thought I should come to you for counseling. I m glad you ve come but you are not barren. I m really sorry about your pain

Pastor:

Pastor:

Michelle:

Oh, please. I m tired of hearing that. Let s call a spade, a spade.

Pastor:

You need to understand something. . Only God can help you out of all your troubles. And for that to happen, you need to agree with Him. What does that mean? This is what it means. God works by His spoken word. He made the world by His spoken word and has sustained it by His word. Things work out in the lives of God s children when they uphold God s word no matter what the situation says. Oh .. Okay. I think I get it.

Michelle: Pastor:

Michelle: Pastor: Michelle: Pastor:

(looking at her) The question then is, are you God s child? I should imagine so. Wasn t I created by God? Yes. But it doesn t end there. God created each of us with the freedom to choose between good and bad, between Him and Satan. You only become His when you make a deliberate decision to hand over your life to God to control. Have you ever made such a decision? No. But I try to live a good life. I try to be good to others. Isn t that choosing good over evil? Yes. But God is so loving that He won t force His control over your life unless you willingly ask Him to. Do you want to do that? Well Yemisi has been talking to me about it .. Let me ask a question. If God is so loving, why is there so much pain and misery even in the lives of those you call God s children, like Yemisi? Is Yemisi miserable?

Michelle:

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Well, no. But it s not as if everything is fine in her life. Exactly. Not everything is fine in her life right now but she knows they will be because God s word says so. That s why Yemisi is not miserable. So being God s child does not exempt one from life s troubles? No. As a matter of fact, God s children face more challenges than others because they stand for God s ways. The world does not like God s ways. But God helps His own to overcome all things. At least, that s honest now, I ll get over this pain? That s a promise. (Silence) ..So ,if I give my life to God right

Michelle: Pastor:

Michelle:

Pastor:

Michelle: Pastor:

Okay, I ll do it. I think am ready now. First of all, you must acknowledge the fact that you are a sinner and ask for God s forgiveness. Do you agree with that? Yes. Nobody is perfect. I know I ve done some bad things. Good. What do you know about Jesus? I believe what the Bible says. I go to church, you know. I know, but this is about you; your personal belief. Okay. I believe that He is the Son of God, that He truly walked the earth and died for the sins of the world. The Bible says there s eternal life through Jesus. Praise God. So, it shouldn t be hard for you to ask Him to be Lord of your life?

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(shakes her head in no) Okay. Let s pray. Repeat this prayer: Father, I have sinned. I ask through Jesus, Your son, that you forgive me. I hand over my life to you and I thank You. Amen (repeats prayer) You are a born-again child of God now. Just like that? Just like that. You believe it, you confess it and then you begin to live it based on God s word, the Bible. (nods) That means you must read your Bible every day. It s very important to go to church also. Mix with other Christians because that is your family in God. (nods) About what has happened to you, the starting point to overcoming the pain is forgiveness. In the book of Matthew 6:12. Jesus taught us to forgive others even as He forgives us. I know. It s just that it s so hard. I can t go beyond the pain. . The picture of him and the woman dances before me always. It s like a knife has been thrust into me again and again and again. I m so sorry . God knows your pain. He s waiting to heal those wounds if only you are willing. Willing to do what? To forgive. I m sorry to tell you that until you forgive those who have wronged you, your life remains bitter. You lose out

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on all God s blessings in this life and all life after death Think about it. (Silence. Then Michelle starts to cry) Michelle: Michelle: Pastor: Michelle: Pastor: (crying) oh, God, help me. (Still crying) I only have to be willing? Yes. Okay ..I am. (Speaking with conviction)

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God bless you. (He begins to pray for her) Father, please take the unforgiveness out of Your daughter and give her Your peace in Jesus name. Amen.

Pastor: Michelle: Pastor: Michelle: Pastor:

How do you feel now? (considering) Hmnn .kind of relieved. Yes. You are relieved. I am very happy and I know Jesus is. Thank you. Thank you very much. You must try to show your forgiveness in practical ways. Try to be nice to those who have hurt you. It s difficult but remember you are not doing it alone. The God of all powers is in you and with you. You can do it. I believe you. I can do it. I shall do it. Good. That s the first step. Your counseling is not over. Come back this time next week. (Smiling and getting up) I will. Thank you so much. Thank God. Next week.

Michelle: Pastor:

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Pastor:

Yes. God bless you. (Michelle goes.)

SCENE 4 Characters: Michelle Cat Chris Michelle s living room. Michelle and Cat are watching T.V Chris is working outside. Cat: Look at that! (They look and laugh at what s on T.V, a family comedy) Cat: Michelle: How nice. Family life can be interesting. Hmnn ..when there isn t trouble. (Silence) Cat: I hope you don t mind my asking but doesn t it break your heart the way your husband is these days? Like he s ill or something? .And always he s in the bedroom. I know I m working on it. At least, we ve been eating together again.

Michelle:

Cat: Michelle:

The hurt is going away? Yes, but slowly. Every day the pains comes, I give it to Jesus and thank Him for being my burden bearer. It works. I don t feel that all-consuming anger anymore. I m glad. You had a good thing going and I m glad it s coming back. . I wish my mum and I had this kind of counseling ..(She lets out a long breath.) . All those wasted years . Still, you are okay now and making up for those years. (Smiling) Mum s amazing. She s so sweet now and really loves Chris. Who would have thought she had such goodness in her? (Chris knocks at that moment. Cat opens the door.)

Cat:

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Chris. Good afternoon, Mrs Uzo. Good afternoon, Chris. How are you? Good And Mama A? How is her garden? Great. Everything is great for once. Mama A can t get over your giving your boys quarter to us, all furnished too. She says you are an angel and you shall have the first produce of her garden. (Laughing) Isn t that nice? Anyway, you guys are great, too. (Looking at Cat) I think I need to go in for awhile. No, no. We re going outside to talk.

Michelle: Michelle: Cat:

Michelle:

Stop it, Cat. You live here. It s your home. So, receive your visitor properly please. Besides, I would have thought you d be happy for me to go to Mike. (Surprised & delighted) Oh, is that where you were going? Please, please go. (Smiling) Alright. See you guys later. (She goes to the bedroom. Chris and Cat sit down)

Cat:

Michelle:

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It s cool that things are working out for them. And for us too. Yeah. What is it? What do you mean? Just the way you said yeah , like quite mean it? you know you didn t

Chris:

No, I m cool. Everything is cool ..it s just that .. well, I ve always wondered if my parents ever loved me. My father, he must have looked forward to having me, don t you think? I mean before I came out and he saw my deformed person? (Moves close to him and hold his hand) Oh, Chris And mother, she definitely must have loved me, don t you think so? She kept me for a whole year. Maybe she would have kept me all through if she was able to. I believe so. She dropped you where you had a chance, no matter how small, to live. (bitterly) Some life!

Cat: Chris:

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Cat:

Chris, you are a strong person. You ve survived that terrible beginning. You must stop looking back. Look to the future our future .. You are very much wanted now. (Looking at her) You are right. It was the luckiest day in my life when I snatched your bag. You (pounding him playfully on the back)

Chris:

Cat:

SCENE 5 Characters:Michelle Pastor Pastor Sec. Pastor s office. Michelle walks in. Michelle: Sec.: Michelle: Sec.: Sec.: Sec.: Sec.: Michelle: (to Sec.) Good morning. Good morning. Can I see the Pastor? Let me check with him. Your ten O clock appointment is here Sir. Yes, Sir. (Replaces the phone) (to Michelle) Please go in. Thank you. (Michelle goes in) Michelle: Good morning.

Pastor: Michelle: Pastor: Michelle: Pastor: Michelle:

Good morning. Please sit down. Much better, thank you.

How are you today?

How are things between you and your husband? Better. Are things back to normal? Some things .. We re eating together ..talking some ..(Eyes downward) I m still sleeping on the living room couch. Let me ask you a question, if you were the one who had offended, how would you feel to be treated the way you are treating your husband? (shrugs) Your forgiveness toward your husband is not complete until you cross that bridge. I know. You ve got to try. The Bible warns married people not to expose themselves to temptation by withholding oneself from one s spouse. You are creating a very dangerous situation for your marriage. Even when I didn t withhold myself, did he not mess up? Would you like it to happen again? (doesn t answer) Deep inside you still love your husband otherwise you won t be here. (nods)

Pastor:

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Pastor:

Your marriage can be sweet again. Jesus wants that for you. But you must do your part. Give in to God s word and God will do the rest. Remember, you are not doing it alone. I will. I ll do it tonight. (Picking up a book) I want you to have this. It s a devotional. It will help you in the study of the Bible. Thank you. You ve been so good to me. Thank God. I d like to see you a week from today alright?

Michelle: Pastor:

Michelle: Pastor: Michelle: Michelle: Pastor:

Yes. Thanks again. I really appreciate everything. (Get s up) Bye. Bye.

SCENE 6

Characters: Cat Vera Vera s kitchen. Cat & Vera are cooking. Cat: So she went like this (she demonstrates the squat) And the trousers just went abah split right down the middle at back.

(They laugh and laugh) Vera: Cat: That will teach her not to wear skin tight trousers. Hmnn. (They keep cooking) Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat: So have you decided? What? Moving back home. Mum It s the first time we ve been this close want things to go bad again. I don t

Vera:

They won t. You know why? Because we know who we really are. We are in touch with our real selves and our real selves are not the monsters we projected. Well .I don t know You don t want to move far from Chris? . You know, it s not very healthy that you two live in the same compound. A little distance can make your relationship sweeter and besides, Chris is welcome here anytime. You know that. It s not just Chris. You know Michelle is going through a bad patch. But you said things are improving. Yes. But I feel I shouldn t leave just yet. I understand. Michelle was there when you needed her. (nods)

Cat: VERA:

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Vera:

But leaving her alone with her husband will push them closer, don t you see? You are probably right. (thoughtfully) I think you are right.

Cat: Vera: Cat: Vera: Cat:

(smiling) In that case, should I begin to tidy up your room? (smiling) I think so. (hugging Cat) It will great this time. I promise. (nods and hugs back) (Vera moves to check on the food. She tastes it.)

Vera: Cat:

This is ready for us. Right. I m starving. (They dish for themselves, carry the plates to the table and start to eat.)

Vera: Cat: Vera:

So, Mama A is selling nuts now? Hmnn .Chris says they are beginning to save money.

I m so glad for them. You won t know that they are not related to look at them. Chris wants to take a course in information technology when he s save enough. How wonderful! ..Will he let me help? No, no, Mum. This is for his self-respect. Why, he needs help. I know . Maybe if you offered it as a loan, but, don t do it until later.

Cat:

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Agreed. (Waves the thanks off) (They eat in silence for a while)

Vera:

You know, this year has been my year for growing up .. in my decision to respect my person, our relationship, knowing people like the Uzos and Chris and Mama A. Especially Chris and Mama A. I feel the same way. It makes me want to ask people, who are you? Who are you, really?..... I think of Chris and Mama A and all they ve been through and what they are making of the first break they ve had in life. Who would have thought that a beggar and a thief would have such sterling qualities? ..On the other hand, I can name a few some bodies, those people that society respects because of their birth, or money or education or position .. I can name a few who are really nothing but trash because of what is inside them. I know Mum. I agreed with you totally.

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Pastor s office. Michelle and Pastor are in counseling. Michelle: This one just seems so big. Everything that is good sense says not to do it. Yet, I feel this pull at my heart. What should I do? It would be a wonderful thing to do. That is if you ll be able to love the child as you own. Yes, that s my biggest problem .. I don t know why I m bar .. (Raising her hand) You don t have to say it .I m not barren. Still I don t know why my children haven t come .. I wasn t promiscuous . Mike was my first real boyfriend. Okay, we had pre-marital sex but I never did abortion because I never got pregnant. Maybe God is punishing me for the pre-marital sex? Is that it, Pastor? Pastor: In truth, I don t know. I do know that God is not vindictive but every sin carries a consequence. It s a spiritual law. But then, I know people who were virgins till marriage whose blessings of children were delayed. They held on to God s word and God didn t fail them. So, you are positive that mine will come. Quite. Especially now that you are a child of God and seeking to please Him. Another thing bothering me about this thing is this: I sincerely believe that I ve forgiven my mother-in-law and Mary. If I take the child I would want it understood that the child is mine. They can visit once in a while, not to stay. Just a little visit. Is that mean of me? No. You would be within your rights. So, you think I should go for it?

Pastor:

Michelle:

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Michelle:

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I think it s a noble thing and since you are willing to do it, God will grant you the grace. Thank you. (bringing an envelope from her bag) This is just a little token to say thank you. Of course, it doesn t begin to thank you for all your help All thanks go to God. You must know that if you were not willing to be helped, you would never have got the help. I must say I m very proud of you. (smiling) Thank you. And thank you for this. Let s pray. (Pastor prays) Father, please grant your daughter the strength to do thing. In Jesus name, Amen.

Michelle:

Pastor:

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Remember, you can call or come to see me any time. (nodding) Thank you. Bless you. (Michelle Leaves)

SCENE 8 Characters:Michelle

Mike Their bedroom. Mike is in the bathroom. Michelle comes into the bedroom with two mugs of coffee. Michelle: Mike: Michelle: Mike: Michelle: Mike: Michelle: Mike: Michelle: Mike: Mike are you still in there? .Mr. Vanity. (comes out in bathrobe) Just trying to look nice for my wife. You are too kind. Here. (hands over a coffee mug) Thanks. Come. Sit for a moment. I have a little talk. (alarmed) What is it? (smiles) Relax. Everything is fine. Right. (He sits beside her on the bed) I think I would have to adopt Mary s baby. (surprised, turns to face her) Michelle please, you don t have to do that, I ve caused you enough pain. It s okay. I want to do it. The child is yours. I don t want him or her growing up with the kind of insecurities that Catherine had. Besides, whether I like it or not, the child will be there. It s better to take her in as my own. (unbelieving. He slips to his knees) I don t deserve you, Michelle. Thank you, thank you, Michelle. I will never forget this. (pulling him up) All the thanks must go to Jesus. I would never have done any of it by my puny strength. You know I would like to meet this Yemisi s Pastor.

Michelle:

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(give a big smile) It can be arranged. (after a moment

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Mike, taking the baby does not mean the mother or Mama must come. I don t want them to come. They can come once in a while but not to stay. I agree. Look Michelle. This house is all yours. I am all yours. And that is how it will remain. I promise. (Michelle is moved)

Mike: Michelle: Mike:

Michelle:

Thank you, Mike. Thank you [Michelle leaves.]

I d best see to your breakfast.

Mike:

(In wonder) What a wife! What a wife!

SCENE 9 Characters:Michelle Cat Michelle s kitchen. They re drinking orange juice. Cat: Can you imagine making that much from selling peanuts? Between the two of them, Chris should be able to start that course in a month. But it won t affect his work here. School is just a few hours four days a week. I hope you don t mind.

Michelle:

No way .I m really glad for him, for Mama A, for you. In fact, I m glad for all of us. I am really glad that everything is okay for you now. You are a good person. You deserve the best. I say the very same about you. You have finally put the past out of your life. Both you and your mum. Which brings up something .My mum wants me to move back home and I want you to know I would never desert you. But I think you need time to be on your own, just the two of you. Oh Cat, it s okay I ve been kind of expecting this her) I ll miss you but it s not as if you are traveling. I ll miss you .. Thank you for being there for me. (hugging

Cat:

Michelle:

Cat:

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Your presence here helped me plenty. I guess we ve been good for each other. (smiling and bringing out her hand to shake Michelle s) Hello, I am Catherine, beloved daughter of Vera, the strong, engaged to Christopher, the prince. Who are you? Call me Michelle, beloved wife (laying on emphasis) mother. .. and

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