Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
NorsemaN
Bryan High School May 2009 Volume 38, Number 5
On Saturday, April 4, the UIL Academic Team and UIL Speech and Debate Team competed with 8 other high schools in the District 12 UIL Spring Competition at Belton High School. Bryan High placed 4th overall for Academics, Speech and Debate and One Act Play. The following individuals placed at the meet: Chelsea Downey 1st Place in Feature Writing*, 2nd Place in News Writing* John Fuller 1st Place in News Writing* 3rd Place in Headline Writing* Logan Kickham 2nd Place in Editorial Writing* 5th Place in Feature Writing Brandon Nichols 2nd Place for Informative Speaking* 2nd Place Lincoln Douglas Debate* Reed Williams 2nd place in Current Issues and Events* Tammy Davis 3rd Place for Poetry Interpretation* Lance Graul 5th Place in Spelling and Vocabulary Clint Lanham 5th place in Computer Applications Kelley Montgomery 5th Place Informative Speaking Mallory Goehring 6th place in Computer Applications Bobby Putz 6th Place in Computer Science Courtney Bosquez 6th place in Ready Writing Jonathan Cullen 6th Place in Social Science Team awards: The Current Issues and Events Team of Reed Williams, Jonathan Cullen, Rebekah Morris, Meghan Green received a 2nd Place Team Award The Journalism Team of Chelsea Downey, John Fuller, Logan Kickham, and Courtney Y'Barbo received a 2nd place Team Award The Spelling and Vocabulary Team of Lance Graul, Rebekah Morris, Sabrina Rowan and Reed Williams received the 2nd Place Team Award The Computer Science Team of Clint Lanham, James Moncivais, Bobby Putz, and Ryan Gates received the 2nd place Team Award
*Indicates students advancing to regional competition at Baylor University
UIL Team Members: Jamie Berthold, Rhiana Blackshear, Courtney Bosquez, Federico Burch, Trevor Conant, Amanda Cuellar, Jonathan Cullen, Brian Cune, Kathy Davila, Chelsea Downey, Joseph Fields, John Fuller, Ryan Gates, Jacob German, Mallory Goehring, Lance Graul, Maegan Green, Tyler Green, Jessica Harlin, Joseph Haven, Steven Hering, Luis Hernandez, CJ Jackson, Jean JutilaLogan Kickham, Rebecca Kleppel, Ulrich Kocurek, Clint Lanham, Justin Luther, Jonathan Lynch, Hassan Mahmood, Alex Mendez, Nico Milanes, Catherine Miller, James Moncivais, Rebekah Morris, Jennifer Perez, Cody Ponzio, Will Powell, Bobby Putz, Eulalio Ramirez, William Rhodes, Christina Romero, Sabrina Rowan, Chris Scarmardo, Chelsea Stiller, Brentney Stringfellow, Tyler Varisco, Claudia Wang, Reed Williams, Courtney Y'Barbo, Taylor Zapalac
Everyone remembers the good old days. Every time you went grocery shopping with your parents, if you were a perfect angel, or whined the right amount, you got a toy. And oh what fun toys we had. Tamagotchi, Power Rangers, Skip-It, Furby, GameBoys and GameBoy games,Yo-Yos, and so much more. Of course, many of us were stuck with the McDonalds knock-offs. Along with these awesome toys, every Saturday morning we WANTED TO WAKE UP EARLY. Thats because cartoons were worth watching-and they also couldnt be found on YouTube that afternoon-and with our cereal and favorite toy we were mesmerized by so many shows. Sonic the Hedgehog, The Animaniacs. Pinky and the Brain, VeggieTales, The Big Comfy Couch, Power Rangers, Pokemon, Sailor Moon, and others that my aging mind forgets right now. These shows and toys kept us entrtained and unaware of all the troubles around us. Sometimes it is good to revisit that world and be a child, even if its just for a bit.
Flashback to Fun
to the new experiences and opportunity to learn a lot more about my field. But for the other half, enjoy! I envy the lack of homework! FYI: I decided on the University of Wyoming. AKA: Narnia.
By Chelsea
Downey
Many people rely on fast food, especially Americans. There are fast food restaurants on pretty much every corner. So it makes it easy for people to grab food on the go. For example, by our school we have a cornucopia of fast food places. Just some of these delicacies include, McDonalds, Sonic, Chick-Fil-A, Quiznos, Taco Bell, Dairy Queen, Taco Cabana and Subway. All of these places make it easy for students, when they have to spend extra time at school due to extracurricular activities, to grab a bite to eat. Fast food places make it quick and easy to get a good, cheap meal on the go. Especially, for teenagers who are always on the go and their parents who are just as busy or just too lazy to cook their kids a meal; so I disagree with the people who say it is bad. Even though these places may not be the healthiest choices, they definitely makes it easy and fast to get the food you and your tummy love. Also, for the most part it is cheap. So, personally I would rather be fat and happy. At most fast food restaurants, you can get any meal, any time of the day. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner can all be taken care of. One of my favorite places to eat is Sonic. You can get all three meals anytime you want. For breakfast, I would get a breakfast burrito with bacon, egg, and cheese for a cheap price. For lunch and dinner I would get either a burger or popcorn chicken and tater tots, and of course you cant forget the Vanilla Dr. Pepper. Last but not least, dessert. They have a variety of goodness. I would either get the sundae, or blue coconut cream slush. My point is, fast food places, in fact, do benefit you. They provide an easy, fast and cheap way to get the food you crave. I am not saying to eat fast food everyday, because that would be unhealthy and disgusting, but every now and then it can help people out. I think the people who say that we need to get rid of fast food places are wrong and need to come up with better ways to use their time. It is not the food that makes us fat, but the person who eats it, anything that anyone over uses is dangerous. Everything in moderation is ok. Therefore, fast food is beneficial and we should keep things the way they are and people who disagree can get over it, because I like my french fries and Dr. Pepper.
1.Sonic
2.Chicken Express
a sweet tea
3.Chick-Fil-A
and sweet tea
4.Pizza Hut
cinnamon sticks
I like McDonalds, because it makes me gain 10 pounds in 5 minutes. Curtis Orozco 9th grade
What-a-burger, because of its name. Wilson Wood and Chris Thomas 9th grade
in love with Lois Lane. Superman has astonishing taste. His love is not just some damsel in distress, she is an intelligent woman who tackles life head on. Batman, on the other hand, is in love with the not-soamazing Rachel Dawes. Although many picture her as Maggie Gyllenhaal off of the most recent Batman, she is just an average girl simply proving the lack in taste that Batman has in women. So how could anyone ever question who is better out of these two public heroes. If you need help deciding, let me tell you the truth, Superman beats Batman hands down.
They are the kind of friends that laugh at your jokes when theyre not so good, and sympathize with your problems when theyre not so bad!
They are the kind of friends who know everything about me and still choose to love me!!!
They are the kind of friends that wish life was like a musical and that everyone would dance and sing simultaneously.
They are the kind of friends who when your house is burning down; they are roasting marshmallows and hitting on the firemen! They are the kind of friends that will bust out in laughter in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday!
Mad Gab Answers: Wanted dead or alive; A slap in the face; Peek a boo i see you; The name of the game
Directions: Find out what these phrases are really trying to tell you?
MAD GAB!
Wonder Woman
Dr. Manhattan
Its a bird, its a plane, its not Superman because he is not cool! Throughout my life there has always been this never ending argument about who is the better superhero, Batman or Superman. Im about to set the record straight; the best superhero is Batman! Batman is way cooler than Superman. Superman isnt even from this planet! Batman towers over Superman. Batmans one goal is to fight injustice in Gotham. He uses his fear of bats to help him instill fear into his enemies and Batman uses his fear as selfmotivation. Superman may have heat vision and be able to fly, but Batman has the coolest gadgets. He can instantly travel from the ground to the top of a building with the shot of a gun and soar to the ground below using his cape. His belt has everything from mini-smoke bombs Lifescribe Pulse Smart Pen This is a pen and a computer all in one. When writing on special paper the pen digitally captures writing and links the notes to audio recording at the same time. However this is an expensive pen. 1GB - $149 2GB - $199
LG Touch watch Phone This watch can do everything a regular cell phone can. Its features include Bluetooth, text messaging, still and video camera and a built in speaker to play music. The price is around $1500
DONT BE A GOOBER
Once upon a time there was this girl named Eunice (U-NUS) and a boy named Arnold Peebody. They have always shared a deep love for one another, but could never be together because they both worked at Cinemark and there was a no dating policy. They had each thought about quitting, but it was such a sweet job. All-you-can eat popcorn and coke or whatever other leftovers they could find on the theater floor was theirs at the end of each night. Life was good, except for their unrequited love. So they devised a plan. Eunice would continue working at the theatre to bring home supper while Arnold would steal a box of Goobers from behind the counter to get fired and draw unemployment. The plan was working. Arnold did steal the Goobers and did in fact get fired. It all fell apart though when the unemployment office told him that his offense was too severe and he could not receive any money from them. Arnold then became very bitter toward Eunice for still retaining her awesome job and he began to covet it and yearn for it above even her. If he couldnt have left over parts of a hotdog, then neither could she. He had to find a way to get her fired too. Arnold devised his second plan, one that would surely have Eunice fired from the theatre. One day after having to purchase his ticket to a movie like a common urchin, he snuck into the back room and planted a box of Goobers in Eunices purse along with a note he forged about how Eunice hated him. His plan could not have worked out any better. When the manager found the box of delicious chocolate covered peanuts in Eunices purse along with the note, he assumed that Eunice had framed Arnold. In turn the manager fired Eunice and rehired Arnold.
Fashion Faux pa
Okay, so Ive noticed throughout the school year the fashion statements that have been made at one point might have been considered cute are now completely obnoxious. Sorry if this offends people, most likely if this offends you then you are guilty of one of these fashiondonts. For instance, hot pink and the zebra print. I have to admit I thought it was cute too when it first came out and everything had accents of zebra or the hot pink on things but, some people have taken it too far. It starts to look tacky when everything you have is zebra and hot pink, and Im sad to say that its not going away. The color is only changing to other obnoxious colors such as purple, lime green, yellow, teal..yeah its horrible. Another fashion statement that urks me is the stupid tights/leggings, under jean skirts! Its ugly! Youre not a ballerina so take them off! They are not there for you to make your skirt an acceptable length for school dress code; so pick a longer skirt, or dont wear one. Not done yet, Uggs and shorts are another fashion problem. Yes, I said it. If youre cold then wear pants with your Uggs, but if youre hot, then wear shoes. Not both! To add to that, Texas is way too hot for Uggs in the first place, but if you do feel the need for Uggs, do not wear with shorts. I know you girls that say they just wear them because they are comfy and that you just dont care. If that were true, you wouldnt wear the exact same I dont care outfit as every other girl around you. Its not just the girls. The guys are just as bad. Capris, the devil of guys clothes. Yes, I have witnessed this fashion disaster. Please guys, never ever is it okay for you to wear capris. They are hideous, its either pants or shorts, sorry thats your only option. So last on my list is the Crocs. I thought they would die out, but no. They are still around and I see them all the time. It makes me sick. They are so ugly. Then I heard that they are bad for your feet, its proven that your feet will flatten out...yes, you will end up with duck feet and ugly shoes!
Leah Karkoska I would ask for his grill and ice and to make a rap about me and go platinum with it.
- The pronunciation of my last name is YBarbo [Y-BAR-BOW] - I did in fact live with Logan Kickham - No, for the 2358th time, I am not hispanic in any way. - Its official; Im going to Blinn after B-high. - I have one group of close friends, and Im perfectly okay with that - I quote movies. Its what I do. - When I go to Marble Slab I get Cheesecake with cookie dough; just thought youd like to know. - Your eyes dilate when you look at someone and your have a strong emotion about them (ie love or hate). Try it, now. -Facebook is the new Myspace, its official. - Cucumbers are disgusting they, make me want to throw up. -There is only one Madison Elaine Franze the 1st (thanks goodness). -I hate the color orange, its ugly. Sorry if that offends anyone whose favorite color is orange. - I did go to SAC and it was one of the most horrible experiences of my life.
DONT BE A GOOBER
Once upon a time there was this girl named Eunice (U-NUS) and a boy named Arnold Peebody. They have always shared a deep love for one another, but could never be together because they both worked at Cinemark and there was a no dating policy. They had each thought about quitting, but it was such a sweet job. All-you-can eat popcorn and coke or whatever other leftovers they could find on the theater floor was theirs at the end of each night. Life was good, except for their unrequited love. So they devised a plan. Eunice would continue working at the theatre to bring home supper while Arnold would steal a box of Goobers from behind the counter to get fired and draw unemployment. The plan was working. Arnold did steal the Goobers and did in fact get fired. It all fell apart though when the unemployment office told him that his offense was too severe and he could not receive any money from them. Arnold then became very bitter toward Eunice for still retaining her awesome job and he began to covet it and yearn for it above even her. If he couldnt have left over parts of a hotdog, then neither could she. He had to find a way to get her fired too. Arnold devised his second plan, one that would surely have Eunice fired from the theatre. One day after having to purchase his ticket to a movie like a common urchin, he snuck into the back room and planted a box of Goobers in Eunices purse along with a note he forged about how Eunice hated him. His plan could not have worked out any better. When the manager found the box of delicious chocolate covered peanuts in Eunices purse along with the note, he assumed that Eunice had framed Arnold. In turn the manager fired Eunice and rehired Arnold.
Fashion Faux pa
Okay, so Ive noticed throughout the school year the fashion statements that have been made at one point might have been considered cute are now completely obnoxious. Sorry if this offends people, most likely if this offends you then you are guilty of one of these fashiondonts. For instance, hot pink and the zebra print. I have to admit I thought it was cute too when it first came out and everything had accents of zebra or the hot pink on things but, some people have taken it too far. It starts to look tacky when everything you have is zebra and hot pink, and Im sad to say that its not going away. The color is only changing to other obnoxious colors such as purple, lime green, yellow, teal..yeah its horrible. Another fashion statement that urks me is the stupid tights/leggings, under jean skirts! Its ugly! Youre not a ballerina so take them off! They are not there for you to make your skirt an acceptable length for school dress code; so pick a longer skirt, or dont wear one. Not done yet, Uggs and shorts are another fashion problem. Yes, I said it. If youre cold then wear pants with your Uggs, but if youre hot, then wear shoes. Not both! To add to that, Texas is way too hot for Uggs in the first place, but if you do feel the need for Uggs, do not wear with shorts. I know you girls that say they just wear them because they are comfy and that you just dont care. If that were true, you wouldnt wear the exact same I dont care outfit as every other girl around you. Its not just the girls. The guys are just as bad. Capris, the devil of guys clothes. Yes, I have witnessed this fashion disaster. Please guys, never ever is it okay for you to wear capris. They are hideous, its either pants or shorts, sorry thats your only option. So last on my list is the Crocs. I thought they would die out, but no. They are still around and I see them all the time. It makes me sick. They are so ugly. Then I heard that they are bad for your feet, its proven that your feet will flatten out...yes, you will end up with duck feet and ugly shoes!
Leah Karkoska I would ask for his grill and ice and to make a rap about me and go platinum with it.
- The pronunciation of my last name is YBarbo [Y-BAR-BOW] - I did in fact live with Logan Kickham - No, for the 2358th time, I am not hispanic in any way. - Its official; Im going to Blinn after B-high. - I have one group of close friends, and Im perfectly okay with that - I quote movies. Its what I do. - When I go to Marble Slab I get Cheesecake with cookie dough; just thought youd like to know. - Your eyes dilate when you look at someone and your have a strong emotion about them (ie love or hate). Try it, now. -Facebook is the new Myspace, its official. - Cucumbers are disgusting they, make me want to throw up. -There is only one Madison Elaine Franze the 1st (thanks goodness). -I hate the color orange, its ugly. Sorry if that offends anyone whose favorite color is orange. - I did go to SAC and it was one of the most horrible experiences of my life.
The World According To Logan Kickham Prepare yourself for the greatest idea of all times: a playlist for life. Im pretty sure this is the epitome of greatness because I know that everybody has been in those situations where a song playing in the background is absolutely essential. Awkward silences. Perfect moments. Intense high speed pursuits down Briarcrest. Whatever the situation may be, moments are just never complete without the song. I mean if you just happen to be out for a walk and you see a mass of red balloons flying into the air, 99 Red Balloons (but only the German version) is the only thought that comes to mind. Maybe a friend is telling you a very intriguing story and randomly gets distracted. Wouldnt it be great if everyone at the lunch table busted out in song and dance with Tell Me More from Grease? I think so. Or what if the Star Wars theme song came on every time there was a Battle Royale in the B-High cafeteria? Or the country western showdown music came on when two frenemies collided at the same loca-
Page 7
tion? If none of these situations, or situations slightly more realistic, have ever happened to you maybe the more universal problems like getting broken up with for the first time have. You cant deny a little Bon Jovis Shot Through the Heart does the soul good. And for all you hopeful romantics out there Celine Dions contribution to the Titanic sets the world right. If none of this sounds like it would complete lifes most epic situations than heres what I have to say to you: What are you good for? Absolutely nothing.
As my quest to become the host of a hit prime-time Fox News show continues, I have been searching for new and innovative ways to express my oh-sohumble opinions to those of you who truly care, and seeing as how I am not currently the host of a hit prime-time Fox News show, you, my faithful readers, will have to be subjected to my outlook on the problems currently causing a rift in America today. For now, I must be satisfied with the Norseman as the only outlet for my riveting commentary on todays society. Now, being the betting person that I am, Im sure all of you appreciate my wonderful assessments of all of the worlds issues and I know that after reading this you will in fact have a feeling of enlightenment sweep over you. So heres where I stand: Children: Children are officially the spawns of Satan and have turned into creatures that need to be reckoned with. Much like the Ninja Turtles, children have mutated. The only difference between chil-
dren and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, however, is that children are ruining the world-not saving it. As I walk past children, store after store, day after day, I think to myself: Self, why are children running and screaming everywhere I go? Then the answer hits me like Chris Brown hit Rihiana. Its because parents cannot turn around and smack their children in public anymore without having CPS called on them. Its because schools are no longer allowed to beat a child with a paddle for being completely obnoxious. Children have no consequences these days. People really wonder why kids dont listen and act like heathens. Maybe its because you cant scare a child with a talk. But thats just a thought. I guess I may be old school but kids have absolutely no reason to go bananas in the
middle of a store when they dont get the toy they want. I just have a fundamental issue with parents who take their children out in public and refuse to discipline them when they act up. They make everyone around them miserable because they dont want to deal with it. So the next time it happens to you do the world a favor and yell loudly until the parents eventually do something about it. Think of it this way: they clearly dont see a problem with it or they would keep their kids from irritating the world. The tube: Id really like to know when all cartoons became little boys with a super power or dragons taking over the world. Im pretty sure cartoons are required to be animals that are in a perpetual cycle of chasing their arch-rival without a
single victory. I miss the never-ending chase between Tom and Jerry, Sylvester and Tweety and Wile Coyote and the roadrunner. The madness doesnt stop with cartoons though. Regular people shows are changing too. Now we are subjected to Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place; which I must admit are decent for any 7-year-old girl, or even myself when Im feeling depressed about the loss of my adolescence, but seriously what ever happened to Boy Meets World or Even Stevens? These are the classics that were enjoyed by middle age men with nothing to do during the day (that could potentially be considered creepers) or any 13 year old girl waiting to find a love like Corey and Topanga-without embarrassment. I mean I just cant sit through another Hanny episode without feeling the slightest amount of guilt and guilt is just not what Disney Channel is all about. Come on Walt!
There is a country that rules all other countries. This country also posses magical lands and flamboyant unicorns with heavy amounts of pizzazz. This country is know as none other than Canada. A beautiful place with an amazing landscape and insanely nice people who are always happy for no apparent reason. A country where people say a just to confuse you, and crime doesnt exist. Canada occupies most of North America and extends from the Atlantic Ocean in the east to the Pacific Ocean in the west and northward into the Arctic Ocean. Canada is a parliamentary democracy with Queen Elizabeth the II as the head of state. English and French are spoken in Canada and many citizens of the country are bilingual. Canada is considered a very peaceful place and rarely involved in violence or war. Hockey is seen as the nations passion, and is as popular as football is in the United States. There are few Canadians who havent played the game of hockey; and it has become a part of Canada. Although Canada may not seem to ever be involved in war, Canada joined the Organization of American and has deployed troops to Iraq to fight next to the United States.
Hayley Ask (pronounced aw-sk) is the most awesome person I know. Nobody can really put a finger on just why shes so cool, and when asked about it, even she doesnt know and says that you just have to see it to believe it. In my mission to find out why shes so aweseme, I found one doubter, senior Cash Conrad, who said simply shes okay I guess. But, Cashs twin brother Jackson said Cash literally has no idea what hes talking about, Hayley is super awesome. Just why is she so cool though? For starters, shes one of the funniest people I know and is always making me laugh. Another awesome thing about Hayley is that shes really smart and always has something cool to talk about. She doesnt spend all her time studying though; she also runs eight to twentyfive miles a day to deal with the stress of being so awesome. This is also what keeps Hayley incredibly fit and looking so beautiful. I could sit here rattling off every great thing about Hayley that makes her so awesome, but there just arent enough hours in the day, so your just going to have to take my word for it. She is the coolest person at Bryan High.
Im sure that many of you have heard, while walking down the hall, the phrase wusssuppp. Heres an interview I did with the creater of the the phrase, senior Matt Little. Q: Matt, where did you get the inspiration for the phrase wusssupp? A:Well Seth, this football player named Chap (Jayshon Trussell) called my house one day looking for something. Q:How do you feel about the rapid growth in popularity of the phrase? A:Seth, Im very proud of the way this has been successul throughout the school. Q:What are your plans for the future of the phrase? A:Well Seth, its successful now and I hope that it spreads throughout all of America and Africa. Q:Matt, did you expect the phrase to become this popular so fast? A:Well Seth, when it comes out of my mouth, yeah I expected it. Q:What exactly do you mean since it came out of your mouth A:Well Seth, I mean Im a beast, so what did you expect? I mean everybody wants to follow in my footsteps so...
Wusssuppp?
watch over me. Houston is still close enough where I can go home without a terribly long drive (if I dont leave during rush hour). Thats one thing I am not looking forward to, but at the same time anticipating, the big city. I am going to be approximately one of 2.2 million
people. Living in a city bigger than the state of Wyoming is a little intimidating. This college is just like Bryan High, lots of people from different back ground. After you have chosen your school, there are still many more decisions to make and housing is just one of them. Living on campus is one of the best options, and you meet tons of people. You can either live with someone or go pot luck. Without knowing who my roommate is, I know it can turn out one of two ways: really great or really awful. Leaving high school also means leaving friends, but one thing I wont miss is all the lame drama. Going to college forces you to grow up, though, again no parents, you have to do things for yourself, such as: laundry, cooking, cleaning and the list goes on. Even though I am scared, I cant wait! If you told me today I was leaving tomorrow I would be packed in an hour.
Isnt it funny how the younger years of our life seemed to drag on and on, but as we age, things seem to speed up? Seems like before you know it, youre a junior, and its time to prepare for your senior year. I remember the days of begging my parents just to go to the mall without them and with my friends instead, and when my dad threw a fit when I bought my first bikini. Now, all of a sudden, Im in high school, and those days seem so juvenile. So swiftly, these past three years have gone by. In a little over a year, I will have graduated and I will be moving out of the house.
Growing Up Fast
Its so strange, and it makes me want to savor the last little bits I have left of my child -hood. Now dont get me wrong, I am super stoked about moving out. I cant wait to have my own place and be able to do what I want, when I want. The responsibilities are huge, though. There will be no one to make sure Im going to my Blinn classes and there will be no one to make sure I remember my doctor appointments, to do my taxes, and to not drink milk thats been in the fridge way too long. Im sure I can handle it, though. Im already working fifteen to twenty hours a week at Raising Canes,
and I buy my own food, clothes, medicine, and any other necessities I may require. The only problem is making a car payment, gas, and rent. Things will all work out in the end, though. Right now, Im just going to enjoy my summer and the last semester of my high school years. The key is to just enjoy being a kid as long as you can, because eventually it will all slip away. In the back of my mind however, I feel that no matter how old I am, I will always have a piece of my childhood with me. Growing up isnt so bad, its more like a doorway to new opportunities.
Most Wished-For Top Unsmooth Moments from This Year in Mr. 3rd period class, Car 1. Falling asleepminutesWertsthe 4th period bell and not waking up until twenty after rang.
2. Slipping on a rug at work and falling onto my bottom, ruin ing the screen of my brand new iPhone, which just so conveniently happened to be in my back pocket. 3. Coming to school late in Mrs. Dominys 5th period class, only to look in the mirror to see a huge chocolate ice cream stain on the back of my favorite yellow pants. 4. Skipped lunch to go off campus for the first time, got caught. 5. Wore my halloween costume to school in protest for not being allowed to, no one else did. 6. Forgot I was hiding my nose ring from my parents, so I didnt remember to hide it. When my dad picked me up early from school for my dentist appointment, the first thing he said was, Whats that thing in your nose?
Dot-to-Dot
Sudoku
1. Whats black and white and red all over? 2. What do you call a zipper on a banana? 3. What do lazy dogs do for fun? 4. Why was 6 afraid of 7? 5. Why dont African animals play games? 6. Why does the cake like to play baseball?
We Got Jokes
Answers
Yearbook Order Deadline Extended
Order your 2009 yearbook now for $65. Less than 50 books remain. Go to www.smart-pay.com to order by credit card or go by room 6160 to pick up an order form from Mrs. Dominy. Dont miss out on the most amazing yearbook BHS has ever had. It is a book loaded with memories for the 2008-2009 school year.
1. The newspaper 2. A fruit fly 3. Chase parked cars 4. Because 7 ate 9 5. Because theirs too many cheetahs 6. Because it was a good batter