Quotes & Definitions Vol.

1 by Nesaraj Vamadevan Art Art isnt art unless some facet of it has been looted either physically or socially. Artist An artist is a looter. An unsuccessful artist is an unemployed, unsuccessful looter who loves to whine. Experience Experience refers to the repeated errors in judgment one makes, yet advises another to do the exact opposite in the hopes of saving face. Wisdom Wisdom refers to the accumulated lessons learned from errors in judgment. Conformist A conformist is a person who suffers from social catalepsy (absence of personal or social agency). Erudition Erudition is the faade behind which cowardly conformists lurk. Power Power is the vague yet reified commodity that conformists seek but somehow cannot obtain. Academician Academicians can be divided into two categories: someone who likes to teach people over the age of 18, or someone who is erudite. Social Science Social science is the faade behind which self-conscious, cowardly conformists lurk. Social Scientist A social scientist is a self-conscious and cowardly conformist. Political Correctness Political correctness is the language social scientists use to communicate with one another to create mutual-admiration (since no one else listens to them).

Liberalism Liberalism is an ideology designed to help educated ignoramuses feel better about themselves, and deny responsibility for their actions Liberal See definition for unsuccessful Artist. Examples of liberals include Communists, Marxists, Socialists and Feminists. Librarian Librarians fall into two categories: someone who has given up on life and/or has no other choices in life, or someone who likes arranging books. Student Students are divided into four categories: someone who likes to learn, someone who seeks admission into an exclusive academic society or career, someone who refuses to work for a living, or someone who wants to become a librarian (see Librarian). Law Enforcement Officer A law enforcement officer is someone who diligently strives to be a lackey of rich. Scientist Scientists are divided into two categories: someone who wants to learn about the natural world in a systematic and organized manner, or someone who, lacking any social skills, wants to hide in a laboratory. Humanist Humanists are divided into two categories: someone who wants to learn about the human social world through artistic and literary productions, or someone who, lacking social skills, wants to hide in a library. Criminal Criminals are divided into two categories: someone who rebels against the rich and ruling elite, or someone who causes willful and significant harm to others. Criminologist A criminologist is a failed criminal. Religion Religion is the ideology that uneducated, mediocre people invoke when denying responsibility for their actions. Poetry Poetry refers to words and sentences chosen specifically to make the reader feel as bad as the writer.

Poet A poet is a person who wants to make others feel as bad as he or she does. Sexist A sexist is any person of the opposite sex whom a liberal finds confusing or whom a liberal disagrees with. Hypocrite See Liberal. Sophist See Hypocrite. Rhetoric Rhetoric refers to the art of being a successful sophist. Philosopher See unsuccessful Artist. Paranoia Paranoia refers to social premonition that is acted upon (a preemptive strike). Spouse A spouse is a person of the opposite sex whom one is friends with and gets nagged by via Court Order. Prostitute A prostitute is a woman who has sex in exchange for commercial or material profit. Some spouses can be prostitutes. Alcohol Alcohol is a beverage use by sane men to become insane momentarily, or a method for insane men to appear sane at a given time. Technology Technology is a means for lazy people to appear productive. Bureaucrat A bureaucrat is a person who uses technology at a governmental organization in an inefficacious and inefficient manner. Manic Depressive/Bipolar See Poet.

Pornography See Art. Republican A Republican is someone who reaps what other people sow. Democrat A Democrat is someone who reaps what others sow yet denies it. Masturbator A masturbator is a person who is an expert fisherman, but is functionally illiterate (from the words master and baiter). Masturbators are also called wankers in England, rednecks in North America, and sociologists internationally. Australopithecine Australopithecines are what masturbators think Australians are called. Homo erectus Home erectus is what masturbators think a gay man attains when he has sex. Capitalism Capitalism refers to the philosophy of reaping what others sow. See Republican. Occidental Occidentals are a white-pink sub-species of Homo Sapiens (modern human) who perpetuate capitalism. White-trash are white-pink humans who perpetuate capitalism unsuccessfully. Oriental An Oriental is someone who is of mongoloid-Asian descent, blindly follows the orders of Occidentals, and speaks Engrish (not English). Sub-species of Orientals include Japanese and Koreans. Chinese Chinese are a sub-species of Oriental who do not ritually follow the orders of Occidentals blindly. God God is the author of this document. Literature Literature is an archaic form of entertainment for the masses. It has been replaced by television and video-games.

Politician A politician is someone whose profession it is to deceive others into thinking honesty is a virtue. By doing so, the politician reaps what others sow.