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Specials Thanks to: Warren Ells - our wonderfully talented layout guy who designs our pages & puts all the pieces together for us each month, Rod
The Magnificent - for his killer ad designs & Troy Uhl, our webmaster, who keeps our site rockin on the web. Also many thanks to all of our readers,
advertisers & those of you out there that spread the word or pass a magazine to a friend who’s never heard of us before - You ALL are what keeps the
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THUNDER ROADS MAGAZINE 2
LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
Brrrr – Old man winter has finally paid us a visit. I was
beginning to wonder if we were ever going to get a taste of
him….well, we got it & hopefully he won’t stick around long.
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The weather was crazy last month wasn’t it? We definitely got
spoiled for a little while enjoying temps in the 70’s – it made for
some fantastic riding though!
We’re definitely in high gear now as we all get ready for the
kickoff of the 2007 Riding Season. Beginning with the March
2007, “Spring Breakout” issue, we’re going to go ALL GLOSS!
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This has been a long time coming & we’re really excited it.
Each page of the magazine will be printed on the high quality
gloss pages as you see each month on our center calendar
insert. We’re not changing who we are inside but we’ll be
bringing to you a better quality magazine with clean, crisp text &
vibrant colored pictures that you’ll be able to enjoy month after
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month. Also the best news for our advertisers is that we are not
increasing our ad prices so everyone can afford the benefits of
advertising in a gloss magazine without that “gloss” price.
In this issue we’re introducing the premiere of our new music
page “Sound Check”, hosted by Jen Martin, featuring musical
talents from around the region that play at your local bars, rallies
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& different venues for the bikers. Many of you will be familiar
with these artists as you have seen them on stage & Jen will
be bringing you a little more personal look into who they, where
they came from & where they’re going. We’re hoping that you’ll
enjoy this new addition as it brings you just a little closer & even
introduce you to these great musicians that you come out to
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enjoy. They’re anxious to meet you all too so please check out
at their websites, tour dates & live performances. Let them know
that you met them in Thunder Roads – they’ll love it!
Don’t forget to send us those ride flyers!!! If you have a ride NATIONAL BIKER NEWS
planned & would like for us to post your flyer on our “Lets Ride”
page of our website, scan your flyer, attach it to an email &
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send to thunderroadskelly@yahoo.com & we’ll get it right up
for everyone to see. …absolutely FREE! Also (very important)
to get your event listed in our calendar, please type in the body
of that email, the exact wording that you’d like to appear about HOT SHOTS
your event so we can pull it & insert it right into the calendar of
events. We want to give you a hand getting the word out on
these rides so bring it on & let’s ride!! NATIONAL FOUNDERS
Thanks again for being here with us & with all the wonderful Toni McCoy Shearon & Brian Shearon
things that we’ve got planned for 2007, we hope that you’ll roll 1421 Chapmansboro Road
along into the new riding season with Thunder Roads. Be safe, Chapmansboro, TN 37035
take care & be kind to each other - We’ll see you all out there Office: 615-792-0040 Fax: 615-792-7580
next month! e-mail: thunderroads@charter.net
Happy Trails,
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CALENDAR OF EVENTS
FEBRUARY 2007 fashions, motorcycle dealers, displaying their latest are 10% off, Renegade logo shirts 15% off. Renegade
models. Admission tickets are $15.00 per person, children Classics, 14575 Jefferson Davis Hwy, Woodbridge, VA
Feb 3rd – 4th under 12 years of age $7.00 and children 5 and under
The 5th Annual Northeast Motorcycle Expo - Bayside free. Directions: Exit 10 off Interstate 287, left at the lights MARCH 2007
Expo, Boston, MA onto Davidson Avenue 1/10 of a mile on left. For more
(NEW LOCATION) featuring bike builders, celebrities information or dealer space contact 1-877-BikeXpo (877- Mar 2nd – 11th
and more. Saturday February 3rd - 10AM to 9 PM 245-3976) or www.NEMotorcycleExpo.com A Kev-Marv Daytona Bike Week – Daytona Beach, FL
and Sunday February 4th - 10 AM to 4 PM. All brand Production. Visit www.BikerBeach.com for more info
motorcycle show: Best of Northeast Custom Bike Show, Feb 14th Happy Valentines Day – Take your sweetie
Hugh King: Discovery Chanel’s Chopper King, Builders: Mar 11th
out for a ride!
Dave Perewitz, Sara Liberte, Detroit Brothers and Connie Daylight Savings Time Begins – Spring Forward…set
Cohen. Also Iron Angels Biker Models, music by Cross your clocks ahead one hour! WooHoo! An extra hour
February 17th & 18th 2nd Annual Northeast
Cut Saw, and entertainment for the kids, Team Extreme of daylight to ride!
Motorcycle Expo - Fredericksburg VA
Motosphere Stunt Team demonstrations. Dozens of Fredericksburg Expo Center - featuring
vendors, displaying biker accessories and fashions, Mar 17th
bike builders, celebrities and more Saturday February
motorcycle dealers, displaying their latest models. Happy St. Patty’s Day! Don’t forget to wear
17th- 10AM to 5 PM and Sunday February 18th - 10AM
Admission tickets are $15.00 per person, children under something green when you roll out!
to 5 PM. All brand motorcycle show: Best of Northeast
12 years of age $7.00 and children 5 and under free. Custom Bike Show, Iron Angels Biker Models, music by
Directions: From the North take exit 15 off Interstate Mar 17th
Cross Cut Saw, and entertainment for the kids, Team
93, left off the exit ramp. From the South take exit 14 Absolut Cycle Worx St. Patrick’s Day Kick Off of the
Extreme Motosphere Stunt Team demonstrations. Dozens
off Interstate 93, follow Morrissey Blvd. For complete Riding Season Party - Richmond, VA
of vendors, displaying biker accessories and fashions,
direction see our web site. For more information or dealer Come kick off the 2007 Riding Season with us as we
motorcycle dealers, displaying their latest models.
space contact 1-877-BikeXpo (877-245-3976) or www.NE throw down at the shop with Black Cash playing & other
Admission tickets are $15.00 per person, children under
MotorcycleExpo.com A Kev-Marv Production. bands (tba). Party from 2pm- 8pm? Cover charge is $10
12 years of age $7.00 and children 5 and under free.
per person, includes all your food, beer & beverages.
Directions: Exit 130B off Route 95. For more information
Feb 7th – 14th Absolut Cycle Worx is located at 5016 Old Midlothian
or dealer space contact 1-877-BikeXpo (877-245-3976) or
Get your biker sweetie a gift. All accessories 15% Tpke, Richmond. (804) 497-7000.
www.NEMotorcycleExpo.com A Kev-Marv Production.
off. Renegade Classics 14575 Jefferson Davis Hwy,
Woodbridge, VA Feb 17th & 18th Mar 23rd - 25th
Come visit the Renegade Classics booth at the
Ride for a Cure/Dive for a Cure - Virginia Beach, VA
Feb 9th – 11th Northeast Motorcycle Expo at the Fredericksburg
This event kicks off on Friday, March 23rd with a 24 hour
TIMONIUM MID-ATLANTIC MOTORCYCLE SHOW Expo Center. Meet the Renegade Girls, get their free
dive-a-thon during which individuals or teams attempt to
- Maryland State Fairgrounds (Indoors) – Timonium, poster and take a picture (your camera) with the Girls.
remain underwater for 24 hours straight and raise monies
Maryland Every major motorcycle manufacturer available Some brand new products will be available.
thru sponsor donations per hour spent underwater. There
in USA on display…huge custom and antique bike will be around the clock events for the duration of the
show…100’s of exhibits covering everything new in Feb 23rd
dive including a breakfast and cookout on March 24th.
2007 motorcycle Industry has to offer. Attendees will Queen Beez Motorcycle & Social Association’s 4th
The dive takes place in the pool at Lynnhaven Dive
be able to meet nationally known bike builders and their Anniversary Celebration Weekend Richmond, VA
Center, 1413 N. Great Neck Road, Virginia Beach, VA,
latest creations, featured on Discovery Channel’s ‘Biker “Pardi-Gras Style” Over 2300 in attendance last year so
757-481-7949. The Ride for a Cure Poker Run takes
Build-Off’ Series…Like Ron Finch, Doug Keim, Brad Reul make your reservations now . www.queenbeezmsa.com
place on Sunday, March 25th, and the ride will commence
(Mad Wrench) and five top builders featured on ‘The at Oceana Cycles, 609 Jack Rabbit Road, Suite 103,
Metric Revolution Biker Build-Off’ Series...Also Vagabond Feb 24th – 27th
Virginia Beach, VA, 757-437-0014. Registration will be
Chickie from Speed Channel’s ‘Corbin’s Ride-on’ Series Washington, DC Ride Into Political Action Seminar
between 9am-11am. The final stop will be at Lynnhaven
and Miami Ink Series. Located indoors at the Maryland – Washington, DC
Dive Center and there will be a cookout, with a 50/50 and
State Fairgrounds – Timonium, Maryland – Opens 10AM The American Motorcyclist Association (AMA) is hosting
lots of other exciting stuff. The monies collected by both
each day, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Admission for a Washington, DC Ride Into Political Action seminar
the ride and the dive will be donated to several cancer
Adults: $15.00, children 10 – 15 years $5.00 and under 10 for motorcyclists who want to learn how to influence
foundations including the American Cancer Society,
are free with a paying adult. Go to www.cycleshow.net governmental decisions, whether in Congress or in their
Cancer Care Foundation of Tidewater, The Foundation for
to print-out $5.00 off admission discount coupons good local communities. The seminar, to be held February
Applied Research in Gastrointestinal Oncology (FARGO).
on adult admission. Beat the lines…$5.00 discount 24-27, 2007 at the Phoenix Park Hotel in Washington,
Last year over $60,000.00 was raised and donated! For
tickets ($10.00 each) can be purchased at any Pete’s DC, allows participants to meet and learn from the
additional information about participating in or donating
Cycle location, Bob’s BMW in Columbia and the Harley AMA’s Washington staff as well as other political experts.
to the Ride or Dive contact Lynnhaven Dive Center (757)
Davidson Store on Pulaski Highway. There’s plenty of Besides learning about state and federal issues facing
481-7949.
free parking and the indoor exhibition facility is wheel motorcyclists today, participants will get tips on building
chair accessible. For more information or questions, call, relationships with government agency officials and on Mar 24th & 25th
410-561-7323, or email info@aldadvertising.com. lobbying elected officials. The instructors will also prepare The 1st Annual Northeast Motorcycle Expo - Long
participants to meet face-to-face with members of their Island NY Suffolk Community College Exhibition Center,
February 10th – 11th own congressional delegations. A registration form is Brentwood, Long Island, NY, featuring bike builders,
The 6th Annual Northeast Motorcycle Expo - Garden available in the American Motorcyclist magazine or by celebrities and more Saturday 10AM to 5 PM and
Sunday 10AM to 5 PM. All brand motorcycle show:
State Expo Center, Somerset NJ Featuring bike builders, contacting Sharon Smolinka at the address below. Mail Best of Northeast Custom Bike Show, Iron Angels,
celebrities and more. Saturday February 10th - 10AM the completed form to AMA, 13515 Yarmouth Drive, music by Cross Cut Saw, and entertainment for the
to 5 PM and Sunday February 11th - 10 AM to 5 PM. Pickerington, OH 43147. For more information, contact kids. Hundreds of vendors, displaying biker accessories
Builders: Dave Perewitz, The Detroit Brothers, and Sharon Smolinka at (614) 856-1900, ext. 1252 or by e- and fashions, motorcycle dealers, displaying their latest
Connie Cohen. All brand motorcycle show: Best of mail at ssmolinka@ama-cycle.org. models. Admission tickets are $15.00 per person, children
under 12 years of age $7.00 and children 5 and under
Northeast Custom Bike Show, Iron Angels Biker Models, free. For more information contact 1-877-BikeXpo (877-
music by Cross Cut Saw, and entertainment for the kids, Feb 24th – Mar 1st 245-3976) or www.NEMotorcycleExpo.com A Kev-Marv
Team Extreme Motosphere Stunt Team demonstrations. Get ready for Daytona and Summer. All summer shirts Production.
Dozens of vendors, displaying biker accessories and
CALENDAR OF EVENTS
May 27th an antique mill. Come out enjoy Father’s Day weekend - Cookout, Fun & Music @ Northside Park Pavilion #5.
Rolling Thunder XX – Washington, DC with America’s favorite Vets, The Viet Nam Vets M/C Raffle of event prizes. Games, horseshoes, volleyball
www.rollingthunder1.com USA of North Carolina. Sponsored by Viet Nam Vets etc.. Most represnted Club Trophy. 8pm - Cookout Ends.
M/C USA - North Carolina, Contact: Doc Ski, Email: No alcohol in the park please!. Proceeds will be donated
May 28th docskivnv@aol.com to Kidney Research! Any questions contact Larry “Sailor”
Memorial Day - Take some time today & maybe even Phone: (919) 662-6229, Fax: 919-933-7934, Website: Gilbreath (757) 485-1878 or (757) 856-2029.
a slow ride in honor & remembrance of the men & www.vnvmcnc.org
women who have died serving our country.
Jun 17th
AUGUST 2007
May 31 – Jun 3
st rd Father’s Day – No honey-do lists today Big
Dam Bike Rally - Fontana Dam NC daddys...let’s ride!!
Aug 6th – 12th Sturgis Motorcycle Rally – Sturgis, SD
Fontana Village Resort will host the Dam Bike Rally, May Visit www.sturgismotorcyclerally.com
31-June 3, 2007. We are only 10 miles from the famous Jun 20th – 23rd
“Dragon” and 25 miles from the Cherohala Skyway, and Honda Hoot – Knoxville, TN
Visit www.hondahoot.com for more info August 16th-18th 7th Annual America’s 9/11 Ride
of course, our own Hellbender 28. Live Music; cookouts; – From Somerset, PA to Arlington, VA
vendors; contests; poker runs. Please visit our websites at ‘POLICE ESCORTED’. Join with the foundation on the
www.fontanavillage.com or www.smokymountainbikewee Jun 21st – 23rd
VA State HOG Rally – Williamsburg, VA 7th annual ride to all three crash sites and Honor the
k.com or www.hellbender28.com Make your reservations Heroes and Victims of September 11 2001. August 16th
early by calling 800-849-2258. We look forward to seeing Visit www.vastatehogrally.com
group rides from across America to Somerset, PA. Friday
you! Sponsored by Fontana Village Resort. Contact: August 17, the ride begins @ 7:30am depart Somerset,
Marketing & Groups Sales Department, Email: aburchfi JULY 2007
PA heading to Pentagon in Arlington VA. Saturday
eld@fontanavillage.com, Phone: (828) 498-2211, Fax: August 18th, @7:30am departure the Pentagon heading
828-498-2209 Jul 4th
Independence Day – Happy 231st Birthday USA! to the site of the World Trade Center (NYC). Ride both
Website: www.fontanavillage.com days or just one. Don’t forget to buy your chance on the
Jul 5th – 7th 2007 Chopper, ‘The Day After’. Proceeds go to college
JUNE 2007 scholarship for First Responders Nation wide. For more
Delaware/Maryland State HOG Rally – Dover, DE
Visit www.mddestatehogrally.com Information please visit www.americas911foundation.or
Jun 8th - 10th g or www.americas911ride.org or call 877-771-0118.
13th Annual National Heaven’s Saints Motorcycle
Ministry Friends & Family Rally - Murphy, NC Jul 18th – 22nd SEPTEMBER 2007
Peace Valley Campground, Murphy, NC. West Virginia State HOG Rally – Canaan Valley Resort,
WV Sept 15th
www.peacevalleycampground.com
Flaming Knights M/C Norfolk Chapter 5th Annual
Jun 9th Jul 20th – 22nd Trophy Party - Norfolk, VA 9pm - 2am, Elk Lodge # 38,
Carlisle Summer Bike Fest - Carlisle PA 1231 Type Ave, Norfolk, VA 23502. $15 donation. BYOB,
Bike Rally for the Special Olympics Virginia Summer Thousands of motorcycles, acres of vendors, a food available, 50/50 raffle, Trophies, Cash. Host Hotel
Games - Richmond, VA The Chesterfield County Parks motorcycling paradise with 82 cares of two-wheeled Best Western930 North Military Hwy, Norfolk. For more
and Recreation Department along with Chesterfield entertainment. Motocross competition, motorcycle info contact Doc Savage (757) 589-8795, Big J (757) 435-
County Police Department and Chesterfield County giveaways, beauty contest, seminars, stunt riders, dyno 0687, Jay Deuce (202 ) 409-5776, Dlegend (757) 535-
Sheriff’s Office will be co-sponsoring a biker rally that testing, burn-outs, a swap meet, celebrity guests, custom 3108, Kingfish (757) 270-1608, Jewel (757) 270-5718.
will benefit the Special Olympics Virginia Summer bike builder roundtable, and sponsor Midway. The Carlisle
Games. This event will take place on Saturday, June Summer Bike Fest: the bikes, the people, the excitement. OCTOBER 2007
9th with registration starting at 8 a.m. and departing For information visit the web site: www.carlisleevents.com
to the University of Richmond campus at 11 a.m. . or call us at (717) 243-7855. Sponsored by Carlisle Oct 3rd – 7th Myrtle Beach Fall Rally – Myrtle Beach,
The registration fee of $15 per person, includes a t- Events. SC www.myrtlebeachbikeweek.com
shirt, a rally pin and free lunch and wonderful musical Contact: Mike Blake, Email: mikeb@carlisleevents.com,
entertainment after the ride too. All proceeds from this Phone: (717) 243-7855. Oct 18th - 21st Biketoberfest® - Daytona Beach FL
event will go directly benefit the Special Olympics Virginia Website: www.carlisleevents.com Annual Motorcycle Festival held in the beautiful Daytona
Summer Games! For more information on this event,
Beach area. Ride with us before the cold of winter sets
please call Mark Pinney at 804-748-1992 or Major Hutton Jul 21st in. Many, many great events countywide! Sponsored by
at 804-751-4419.
Thunder on the Mountain II - Hillsville, VA Thunder Daytona Beach Area CVB. Contact: Janet Kersey, (866)
Jun 9th – 17th on the Mountain II located at Lake Ridge RV Resort, 296-8970, Fax: (386) 255-5478. Email: jkersey@dayton
LACONIA Motorcycle Week – Laconia, NH Hillsville, VA, with Vendors, Food, Motorcycle Rodeo, abeachcvb.org. www.Biketoberfest.org
Visit www.laconiamcweek.com Bike Show, Benefit Ride, Live Music by Back Kountry,
and camping discounts. For more information NOVEMBER
Jun 14th www.vabikersassoc.org, or 276-728-2466 and 540-
FLAG DAY – Fly ‘em proudly! 980-5687. Nov 4th Daylights Savings Time Ends – Fall Back
- Set your clocks back 1 hour! Dang! Lose an hour of
Jun 15th – 17th daylight riding time…
VNV M/C USA Road Dog Run - Sanford, NC Jul 21
23rd Anniversary Celebration of Viet Nam Vets M/C of 4th Annual Charity Run for the Kidney Disease Nov 22nd HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
North Carolina and 5th Anniversary of Second Brigade Research - Norfolk, VA
M/C. Donation at the gate includes admission, camping Sponsored by the Flaming Knights M/C. Northside Park DECEMBER
(Electrical Hookups $10/Night extra) & live entertainment. Pavilion #5. $5 per rider, $5 per passenger, $1 Raffle
POW/MIA ceremony at noon on Saturday. Bike Games, tickets. 09:00AM – Registration for the ride @ D&D Dec 25th MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
50/50 Raffle, Contests & more fun than ought to be legal. Cycles and Triumph, 1038 W Little Creek Rd, Norfolk VA
All of this excitement nestled along the banks of a gently 23505. 12 pm - Charity ride begins @ D&D Cycles and
rolling creek and surrounded by working components of ends at Northside Park Pavilion #5 in Norfolk, VA. 1 pm
9 2 6 - A J . C l y d e M o r r i s B l v d . N e w p o r t N e w s , VA 2 3 6 0 1
for 2007 characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above
the crack of your ass. And it translates to “beef with
broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you
New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not
classmates.com ! There’s a reason you don’t talk to spiritual. You’re just high.
people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like
them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the New Rule : Competitive eating isn’t a sport. It’s one of the
football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open
of Competitive Eating, because watching those “athletes
New Rule : Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out “ at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What’s
a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They’re already doing
shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of that. It’s called “The Howard Stern Show.”
Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What ‘d you
expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule : I don’t need a bigger bag of mega M&Ms. If
I’m extra hungry for M&Ms, I’ll go nuts and eat two bags.
New Rule : If you need to shave and you still collect
baseball cards, you’re a dope. If you’re a kid, the cards are New Rule : If you’re going to insist on making movies
keepsakes of your idols. If you’re a grown man, they’re based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to
pictures of other men. give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see
what’s playing on the other screens. Let’s remember the
New Rule : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s reason something was a television show in the first place
how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have is that the idea wasn’t good enough to be a movie.
two of them? Okay, we’re done.
New Rule : No more gift registries. You know, it used
New Rule : There’s no such thing as flavored water. to be just for weddings. Now it’s for babies and new
There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff
water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored you want and having other people buy it for you isn’t gift
water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour giving, it’s white people’s version of looting.
some scotch over ice and let it melt. That’s your flavored
water. New Rule : and this one is long overdue: No more
bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering
New Rule : Stop screwing with old people. Target is me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George
introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a Michael. I can’t even tell if he’s supposed to be there, or
bigger label .And the top is now the bottom. And by the just some freak with a fetish. I don’t want to be on your
time grandpa figures out how to open it, his butt will be in web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.
the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the
Social Security crisis. New Rule : When I ask how old your toddler is, I don’t
need to know in months. “27 Months.” “He’s two,” will
New Rule : The more complicated the Starbucks order, do just fine. He’s not a cheese. And I didn’t really care in
the bigger the idiot. If you walk into a Starbucks and the first place. Just bein’ polite.
order a “decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla,
double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, New Rule : If you ever hope to be a credible adult and
with one Sweet-n’-Low, and one NutraSweet,” oooh, want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for
you’re a huge asshole. God’s sake don’t pierce or tattoo every available piece of
flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, “Do you
New Rule : I’m not the cashier! By the time I look up want fries with that?”
from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing
“Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want
cash back, and pressing “Enter” again, the kid who is
supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my
Almond Joy.
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B R O T H E R
L O S T
by Dave Sutton
Photographs by Lisa Toms
Pre-Funeral Photograph by Dan Schmucker
Ride Free,
Dave Sutton
LITTLE “PAT ON THE BUTT” TRIUMPH THUNDER Cook pasta as directed. Meanwhile; heat oil in large non-
BIKE RALLY FETTUCCINE CACCIATORE stick-skillet on med.-high heat. Add chicken, cook & stir until
8 oz. Fettuccine, Uncooked no longer pink. Add peppers & shrooms; cook 3 min. stirring
2 tsp. Oil occasionally. Stir in tomatoes & dressing. Reduce heat
1 lb.Boneless Skinless Chicken Breasts, Cut Into Bite-Size Pieces to med.-low; simmer 5 minutes or until chicken is cooked
1 Cup Each Green Pepper Strips & Sliced Shrooms through. Drain pasta. Toss with chicken mixture. Sprinkle
1 Can Diced Tomatoes, Undrained with cheese and basil. Serve up with hot, crusty bread and a
1/4 Cup Zesty Italian Dressing fresh garden salad w/ fresh Italian dressing. Delish!
1/2 Cup Shredded Italian Mozzarella/Parmesan Cheese Blend
SWEET AS HONEY KISSES CRAB CAKES Mix up Stove Top Stuffing as directed. To the completed
mixture, add the mayonnaise and 2 cans of crabmeat.
FOR DAYTONA BIKE WEEK In a large nonstick skillet sprayed w/ cooking spray on
1 Pkg. of Cornbread Stove-Top-Stuffing Mix medium heat; Shape 1/3 cupfuls of the stuffing/crab mixture
2 Cans of Premium Quality Crabmeat into patties; add to skillet in batches. Cook apprx. 3 minutes
1/3 Cup of Real Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip (whichever is on each side or until golden brown on both sides, turning
your preference) carefully when you do. Top with fresh tartar sauce or orange
Salt & Pepper to Taste marmalade mixed with a spoonful of salsa for a little kick
1 Tbls. Quality Margarine or Real Butter that’s also sweet. :)
Preheat oven to 350 F. Line 13x9 in. baking pan w foil; with
STURGIS’ MOST BLISSFUL & SINFUL BROWNIES ends extending over short sides of pan. Great foil gener-
4 Squares Baker’s Unsweetened Baking Chocolate ously. Nuke chocolate in large micro bowl on high 1 min. Stir
1/3 Cup Canola Oil until chocolate is completely melted. Add oil, applesauce &
1/3 Cup Unsweetened Applesauce vanilla. Mix Well. Stir in sugar. Add egg whites; stir until well
1 tsp. Vanilla blended. Add flour & pecans; mix well. Spread batter into
2 Cups Sugar prepared pan. Bake 25 min. or until brownies pull away from
8 Large Egg Whites sides of pan easily. Cool completely. Remove brownies from
1 Cup Flour pan using foil handles you made. Place on serving tray &
1/2 Cup Planters Chopped Pecans drool.
Pour milk into med. saucepan. Add dry pudding mix; beat w/
BIG DOG’S MEET & GREET KISS ME HELLO wire whisk 1 min. Bring just to simmer on med. heat; stirring
SUMPTUOUSLY SMOOTH HOT CHOCOLATE frequently w/ wire whisk. Pour evenly into 6 mugs; top w/
6 Cups of Cold, Whole Milk creamy style whipped topping. Sit and sip with your special
1 Pkg. Jello-O Chocolate Flavor Instant Pudding & Pie Filling someone. Happy “V” Day!
6 tbsp. Thawed Creamy Style Cool Whip Whipped Topping
Bereavement Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. Efforts should be made
to have non-employees attend the arrangements. Hire
a substitute to stand in for the bereaved at the memorial
service. In rare cases where employee involvement is
necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late
afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your
lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is
now a strict three minute time limit in the stalls. At the end
of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will
retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.
After your Second offence, your picture will be posted on
the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offenders”
category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.
Lunch Break
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat
more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people
get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain
their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch,
because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Sincerely,
Your boss.
Who is He?
Throughout his musical career, Redmond found his way
into various garage bands, singing vocals only to honor the
music that they played and by accident he realized that he
had a trainable singing voice. With the power of his music
career taking him over and the idea of making it big flowing
beneath his veins, he found his way to California. A whirl-
wind of drugs and alcohol married to his music he found
that his life was motionless in the sense of moving forward
with his music career. With all the strength he could muster
up, he checked himself into rehab and walked out a new
man with the determination to renew his reputation as an
artist and prove that music was in fact the only addiction he
couldn’t live without.
“When people get out of rehab, they rarely have something
to grab onto to keep them away from their addiction, I had
music…and that was all I needed”~ Walt Redmond Jr.
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BIKE ACCESSORIES
By Randy Kidder
If your traveling takes you to the Eastern Panhandle of
West Virginia I know of a shop that’s a “must stop.” C&A
Bike Accessories opened in March 2006 and quickly
became a “hotspot” for area motorcyclists. The shop is
family-owned and -operated by Chris and Amy. Even
their kids, Riannah and Angelina, help out. Chris and
Amy opened C&A with the intentions of offering parts and
accessories for any bike, metric or American, that rolled
into their lot. They have a wide variety of apparel and
many other goodies from Kuryakyn, Show Chrome, Bikers
Choice, Drag Specialties, Tucker Rocky, Parts Unlimited,
and more. They even carry ATV and dirt bike parts and
accessories! If they don’t have what you’re looking for
Chris and Amy will do their best to get it for you. Being
a small family shop C&A understands budgets; they’ll try
to give you what you want without emptying your wallet.
Check out their website at: www.cabikeaccessories.com
for store hours.
Donna Stephens
ABATE of Virginia, Inc.
Culpeper Chapter
Let’s race!
Valerie Thompson #20
Peggy
Jack Grinath
Pocomoke City, Md.
Jack