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THE POOR RICH


Laden. "For that, I was evicted to hell."
here's a thought
Bin Laden "ABigWorld wasn't conceived of as a
penitentiary, but it does serve as one,"
Hey, Rush! Ever Heard of
the Creative Commons?
I I There are some things
i n 'Hell* says Erik Wachtmeister, the founder and
self-described "benevolent dictator" of the
ASW and ABW social networks.
[from my show) that we can't When it happens, the expulsion is so Banishment to ABW occurs when mem-
Ipodcast] yet, like music because genteel at first that you might not notice. bers don't follow ASW etiquette, the same
of copyright problems.... But
I ¡ust want to tell you we're There is no warning, no email notification, unwritten rules that govern the highest
continually working on it.... I nothing. You think you're logging in to spheres of polite society. No public com-
know the Millennium Copyright aSmallWorld, the ultraexclusive social net- munication about its goings-on. No using
Act is what this is all about, and working Web site favored by supermodels, offensive language or pestering those
until that's changed, none of celebutantes, and Eurotrash. But instead of above one's station.
this is going to change. 99
a blue homepage and postings about polo "WHY AM I IN ABIGWORLD?????" posts
Front The Rush Limbaugh Show
June 14,2005 horses for sale or New Delhi nightclub rec- Camillo Caltagirone, a student at the Inter-
Rush Limbaugh, talk radio host ommendations, you see a green page and national School of Monaco. He says that his
the lamentations of those outcast. You have crime was inviting Paris Hilton, who was
Juicy Emails Will b e e n banished to aBigWorld - the dread- just one degree of separation away, to join
Always Get Leaked fully nonexclusive sister site of ASW. his friend list. "Blondy decided to decline
I I Deploy DRM and you can "I log on every day to see if it's still me. I tried writing a letter to the aSmall-
keep employees from forward- green, or if they've let me back into the World founder but they didn't reply!!!!!"
ing embarrassing email to the
media. That sounds like the blue," confesses 22-year-old Talal bin A former investment banker and the son
answer to network-illiterate Laden of Geneva. Bin Laden, a recent of a Swedish ambassador to the US, Wacht-
managers' prayers, but if it's college grad, admits after some stammer- meister got the ASW idea during a boar
juicy enough to leak, it's juicy ing that he's "distantly, distantly related to hunt at a friend's estate in Germany. "I was
enough to write down and
that guy no one likes." He says that ASW crouched in the leaves, meditating alone,
retype.... Bill Gates pitchled]
DRM using the example of an could definitely get ostentatious. "There and thought: Relationships are like assets.
HIV test result, which is literally were posts like, 'I'm going from Monaco Why not create a secure network where
one bit of information. If you to Lausanne tomorrow and need a private people can share and develop them? People
hired someone untrustworthy jet for one person.'" Still, he used to love in the upper echelon have a tremendous
enough to leak that but unable
to remember it, you don't hitting the site every day. "It's a great place need for trusted info. Not from a guidebook,
need DRM, you need to fix to network or learn about different cities." but from their peer group."
your hiring process. J " But bin Laden ran afoul of ASW poli- Dubbed Snobster by the masses, ASW
Posted on linuxiournal.com cies when he participated in a thread claims more than 68,000 globe-trotting
Don Marti, editor in chief, that devolved into a flame war. "One guy members. Since 2004, it's b e e n an online
Unux Journal
posted some anti-Arab racist slurs, and I hangout where princesses and barons
responded with a polite deconstruction of mingle with socialites like Frederic Fekkai
why I felt that was inappropriate," says bin and Conrad de Kwiatkowski, where names

WIRED-0012005-071
POSTS Bangkok for the 54th Miss Universe
competition. The telecast, coproduced
such as Carrier and Versace waft around like by NBC and Donald Trump, will later b e
expensive scents, where business luminar- viewed by hundreds of millions of people
ies like Charles Muirhead and Lili Zanuck around the world.
prowl about. No fake profiles allowed - "I've Backstage, the contestants - or delegates,
deleted a few Bill Clintons," Wachtmeister as they are officially known - chatter in
says."But a few dogs slip through." dozens of languages. Worku, 24, is talking
Wachtmeister's greatest worry is that the about her job installing computer networks.
ASW site will expand too quickly. Last fall, She's a willowy 5'9" with long black hair, a
it was adding 1,200 people a day until he blinding smile, and excellent posture. She's
closed the door to new members.Things dressed in what seems to be the unofficial
DUCK AND C0UER
have relaxed since then. Social butterflies casual uniform for contestants - blue jeans,
who receive networking requests from at
least 50 other ASW users are now permit-
midriff-baring T-shirt, and white pin-striped
blazer. In 2001, she earned a diploma in Four Minutes
ted to invite people to the club. And Talal
bin Laden has been contacted by ASW,
asking the details of his "transgression ...
computer science in Addis Ababa. "After
college, I was accepted into a program
organized by the United Nations Commission
of Fame
in the interests of eventual redemption." for Africa," she says in lilting English. "Part "Match will begin in three, two, one ..."
Any such limitations on membership of that training was Cisco networking." I race through the corridors of an aging
would be unthinkable for a social network A nation of 73 million, Ethiopia has only intergalactic freighter, grabbing a rocket
like Friendster or Orkut, where the goal 435,000 phone lines (plus 97,800 mobile launcher and health packs as I go. For
seems to be to grow as big as possible, as phones). IT workers are few; budding 45 seconds I feel confídent - then Fatality
fast as possible. But in Wachtmeister's view, supermodel IT workers fewer. That was locks onto me. Suddenly, the upper half
those sites have become bloated free-for- one of the challenges Worku faced in the of my body vanishes, incinerated by the
alls - so open and inclusive they're useless. two years she spent as a manager for Nex- discharge from a weapon I never see.
Or, as Cheray Unman, an ASW member and Wave Ethiopia, a startup in Addis Ababa "First blood. One kill to nothing," says
former VC living in Mill Valley, California, launched by some friends. "When I'd go the no-nonsense female announcer.
puts it, "If I'm trying to find someone to look in for a job - like working on systems for In a massive pavilion at the 2005 Elec-
after my purebred Samoyeds while I'm in pharmacies or for schools - they would ask tronic Entertainment Expo, Fatality (aka
St.Tropez, I'm not going to ask some naked me, 'Are you sure you can really do that?'" Johnathan Wendel) holds court before 100
Burning Man hula-hooper on Tribe.net." she says. "But then I could, and they were people. Only 24 years old, he is the Tiger
- X en i Jardín surprised. You just have to keep on break- Woods of first-person-shooter videogames,
ing the boundaries." having won 13 international tournaments
Worku also helped with an effort to and banking more than 5300,000 in prize
bring Internet access to 1 million Ethiopian money. Onstage beneath giant flatscreen
women. That program turned out to b e less monitors that display each player's posi-
than successful. The state-owned telephone tion, Fatall ty is taking on all comers in the
company is the country's only Internet pro- PC game Unreal Tournament 2004, offering
vider, and it has a reputation for inefficiency. $2,500 to anyone who can best him.
This summer the US is planning to assist I am his 11 th challenger. My predeces-
in the partial liberalization of the country's sors didn't fare well: 22 kills to nothing, 17
telecom market. Will that make a difference? to nothing, 23 to -1 (suicide bombing costs

Worku refuses to be drawn into debate. She you points). But I was playing videogames
says only that Internet access is increasing. before this towheaded kid with the wide
Like many Miss Universe delegates, she grin and big ears was even born. When
IT PAGEANTRY
wants to improve the lives of others. (This the announcer introduced me, I firmly shook

Miss Ethiopia, year's winner, Miss Canada, is devoting


herself to combatting HIV and AIDS.) "If we
Fatall ty's hand and stated, "I'll b e giving the
prize money to charity."

Supergeek •
can produce more computer specialists in
Ethiopia, then we can do what Singapore
and India are doing," Worku says, moments
I shrug off the untimely bisection and
respawn, gathering weapons and listening
for footsteps. This fool is about to get 0wn3d.

There was a time when Atetegeb Tetfaye before she is called away to rejoin the other Blam! My giblets spray across the wall.
Worku was content to b e perhaps the best- contestants for a rehearsal of the swimsuit "Two kills to nothing."
looking network engineer on the Horn of procession. "The more connectivity you A lesser man would've quailed from
Africa. But this May afternoon Miss Ethiopia have in a country, the more development these early setbacks. Hell, a lesser man
is one of 81 beauty queens rehearsing in you have." - Justin R. Silverman would've withdrawn after watching the first
10 matches. Fatall ty's avatar - a faceless of pictures dumped onto pages without
character in sci-fi body armor - laid waste annotation. "I don't like futzing. If the photo
to opponents with grenades, biorifles, and doesn't look good, I don't mess with it in
lightning guns. Each virtual slaughter was Photoshop," Hunter tells me. The amateur-
executed dispassionately, as if he were ish look is all part of his brand. It's won
dragging and dropping files to the trash. him a book deal, and he's taking meetings
But all that killing has given him a false with the producers of 77ie Real World and
sense of security, making my job easier. The Simple Life, who are planning a reality
This guy thinks he's a rock star, and the show about him. But he still hasn't hit the
purpose of this open challenge is to help big time - he can't afford a car, and he had
him hawk his branded merchandise: to go on Extreme Makeover to get the Lasik
Fatall ty motherboards, Fatall ty graphics eye surgery he wanted. When I meet him
ONLINE PAPARAZZO that night, his laptop is broken and he can't
cards, even mousepads and hoodies
update his site. (He asks me if 1 can get him
bearing his logo ($r). I look up, and he
flashes me a toothy grin. I realize that it's
my destiny to take him down - 1 must stop
The Shiny, some sort of Wired discount on computers.
As if!)
him before he's shilling burgers á la Tony
Hawk or releasing awful rap albums like
Happy People As we walk toward the cavernous dance
floor, Diesel's marketing xep talks logistics

Shaq-Fu: Da Return. with Hunter. The mission: to photograph
Ä faux Louis Vuitton belt cinches his plaid
I snag a chaingun and stagger into a room good-looking scenesters having fun. Hunter
Bermuda shorts, and two gold chains (one
where Fatality is bouncing around like a : pulls out his camera - he's upgraded to a
with a cobra medallion) dangle over a
gazelle. He's in front of me. No, wait, he's S600 Canon PowerShot Pro 1 - and morphs
ratty T-shirt. We're standing outside New
behind me. I open up full bore, coating the into the Cobrasnake. He runs around like
York's Roxy nightclub while sweat soaks
room in hot metal - a coked-up paparazzo, shoving his camera
the headband woven carefully through
"Three kills to nothing." in people's faces and punctuating the dim
his Garfunkel-like 'fro. Meet Mark Hunter,
With only two minutes to go, I set a more interior with photo flashes. His patter and
a k a the Cobrasnake, the 20-year-old who
realistic goal for myself: waste him at calculated dorkiness put everyone at ease.
• claims he can get me into a music awards
least once. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, He catches great candid moments, as well
show thrown by haute denim retailer
Johnathan Wendel... as humorous subtleties, like the Levi's worn
Diesel. I'm skeptical that anyone wearing
Aaaaaagh! by the dance-punk bandmates from Out
tube socks pulled up to his calves can gain
"Four kills to nothing." Hud as they accept their award from Diesel.
entree to this exclusive event, but before I
Peeking around a corner, I spot the punk • At 10 pm, Hunter's still nursing his first
near a steaming power generator and let fly know it I have a VIP bracelet and the kid is beer of the evening. "I don't want anyone
with my ¡ink gun, blasting him with a steady dispensing high fives, hugs, and air kisses to think I'm here fucking around," he tells
stream of lethal, urn, green light. But wait, is to everyone inside the club. me. "I have a job to do." He confides that
he out of range? He is. Little do ¡know that n he's also hoping to avoid a repeat of last
my head - set in the crosshairs of Fatality's Los Angeles-based Hunter may b e the year's event - he got ejected for Heineken-
long distance rifle - nils an entire spectator first person to make a living off a photo- related offenses. Perched on a speaker and
monitor. He fíres, and my noggin bursts ¡ike blog. He started a year and a half ago by snapping away at the stage, Hunter shouts,
a melon tossed from a fourth-floor balcony. sneaking into clubs with his point-and- "Hey, do I look like a real photographer
The audience roars with laughter. shoot digicam to document the night's up here?"
drunken festivities. Then he uploaded his Two hours later, as 300 partygoers dance
"Five kills to nothing."
photos to TheCobrasnake.com, for every- beneath giant disco balls in the VIP lounge,
/ shift to a new stratagem; run and hide. He
one to snicker at the next morning. It was a fight breaks out. Suddenly, eight guys
gets in a couple of extremely dishonorable
easy to garner buzz when shooting the are swinging their fists and tumbling over
kills by shooting me in the back as 1 flee.
likes of Paris and Nicky Hilton, Beck, Johnny fashionably bulbous lounge chairs. I beat a
The match closes with a score of 8 kills
Knoxville, Andre 3000, Jack Black, and hasty retreat, only to see my escort running
to nothing. Fatall ty would go on to rack
Jarvis Cocker. Soon his pics were showing toward the fracas, his camera flashing. As
up 1,349 kills versus 74 challengers.
up in the LA. Weekly, and companies show- bouncers carry the hooligans outside, the
But through speed, cunning, and coward-
ered him with schwag and party invites Cobrasnake dashes to another photo op.
ice, I held him to his lowest body count
("I'm a marketing genius," he says). He has Later, when I log on to TheCobrasnake
of the day. Later, he would b e defeated
plied his trade at the South by Southwest .com, Hunter's shots of the awards show
by three up-and-coming pros - 22-year-
music fest, the launch party for Sony's Play- make it look a lot more fun than the event
old "Esca," 19-year-old "CombatCarl,"
Station Portable, and even the NME music I attended. And yes, my mug is there: num-
and 20-year-old "Lauke." I'm sure they
awards in London (with hefty stipends to ber 83 out of 240 JPEGs. I should b e excited,
would have had a tougher time if a sea-
cover travel, of course). but all I can think is "Why doesn't he use
soned vet hadn't softened him up first.
TheCobrasnake.com is as self-consciously Photoshop?!" - Sonia Zjawinski
- Chris B4ker
crude as its proprietor's fashion sense,
with childish illustrations and hundreds
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POSTS sterling
other, less salutary fallout. People get group of stakeholders among many and
a heavy dose of future shock when they you'll make lots of friends.
discover that nerdy sorcerers beyond Leave k i d s alone. US schoolchildren
their ken can treat them like cattle or are not your inventory. Hang tags around
Wal-Mart inventory. Remember Philips' the necks of young children, and they
doomed effort to install RFIDs in US will chew the chips out of their plastic
passports? Newspapers pointed out cards while their parents accuse you
that such a document would effectively of installing the mark of the beast on
cry out to terrorists, "Potential kidnap their progeny. Don't believe me? Take
victim at 12 o'clock!"The Feds backed a look at the circus that erupted at Brittan
off overnight. Elementary School in Sutter, California
The lesson: You've got to get ahead of (see "Tagging Kids Like Cattle," Posts,
the perception curve. If you don't deal issue 13.06).
with the public-relations aspects of the Invent the household arfid. There's
technology increasingly known as "arfid," no such thing as a nuclear populist
you risk ending up as demonized as your because there's no such thing as a home
colleagues in nuclear power and GMOs. nuclear plant. Likewise, GMOs can't beat

Risky- That's not to say you'll go away - those


two industries didn't - but who needs
a bad rap because genetic recombina-
tion is too intricate for hobbyists. Both

Business
decades of relentless grief? Let me sug- industries are seen as fearsome, remote,
gest a few standards of techno-hygiene and alien. By contrast, PCs succeeded
that will help you smell like roses when and the Internet boomed because they
BY BRUCE STERLING the ordure hits the fan. let techies, users groups, and, eventually,
F r a m e the d e b a t e . If you operate everybody take part in the game.
Dear M e m b e r of the in an advanced liberal democracy That's where the Arfid Shopping Wand
Radio-Frequency ID Industry, where you might get sued, boycotted, comes in. The idea is a handheld device
Congratulations on your hard-charging or throttled in the stock market, you'd that would let consumers interface with
technological revolution! Back in 1999, better start spinning. Don't meekly refer the world of arfids. A sweep of the wand
the notion of radio transmitters small and to your products as radio-frequency ID would help people search, shop, com-
cheap enough to sprinkle throughout the transponders, or even tags. Your oppo- ment, and blog by matching off-the-shelf
universe of consumer products was only nents sling much catchier terms, like products with metadata immediately and
a dream. Today, it's an economic savior. spy chips and terrorist beacons. You'd intuitively. Give people tools like this and
The twin Godzillas of the US economy - better think up a user-friendly name you'll get the popular support you need.
the Defense Department and Wal-Mart - before some real comedian calls your Bottom line: You RFID paladins are
plan to use your little wonders to track tags "Mai-Warts." forging a real revolution, and you'd better
their enormous inventories. As makers
B S B B B B B B a B B B
and users of RFID gear, you're putting e B a a e B i B R S B a i n e n

unprecedented horsepower behind the


wheels of commerce. Radio beacons in underwear?
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With the capacity to label 2 individual
objects, you're well on your way to giving
Retailers using RFID tags could
everything that matters its own unique ID face a crippling backlash.
and IP address. It won't b e long before the
Internet is joined by what MIT has chris-
tened an Internet of Things - a network of Don't b e evil. There are reasons b e ready for the consequences. This isn't
self-identifying artifacts that brings radical why omniscient Google is beloved while going to b e a clever industrial advance
improvements in industrial efficiency and omnipotent Microsoft is hated and feared. made by a silent cabal of experts, as
productivity. Rapid, accurate deliveries! It's all about being part of a network of barcodes were 30 years ago. Whatever
Less rot, counterfeiting, shoplifting, and mutually respected players, rather than Scrooge-like acts you commit through
misplaced inventory! Businesses will a giant Maypole where a geek clique the new supply chain will drag you down,
face fewer risks, and consumers will get keeps everyone else tethered to the rib- like the chains of Joseph Marley. When
cheaper, more up-to-date, better-targeted bons. Build an arfid panopticon for the everybody's linked in a rattling, clanking
products. A logistical paradise on Earth! convenience of cops and spooks, and you Internet of Things, it's going to take extra
But as the RFID volcano covers the can expect a swift and violent Orange effort to avoid whiplash.
planet with a fine ash, there's bound to be Revolution. Approach the market as one Email bruces@well.com.

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