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Skookumchuck: A Tide, Vortex


This isnt going to work! Jordan protested in a heavily accented English voice, her complaints going completely around Elaines little brain, yet again. Elaine was humming and paused to read just the gray wig sitting a bit sideways on Jordans head. Sit still! Im trying to help you, you know. You and your lousy methods of..contract negotiation. Why, if I left it up to you to snag a job, it would take an eternityand beyond. Unlike the Europeans, We-Americans are a bit tougher to please when it comes to which Queen is watching our baby bees. She paused to stick a hairpin in between her teeth, then continued her lecture, this time her words a bit garbled, but that was just fine with Jordan. Shed heard enough wellintended lectures from her best friend this morning to last a lifetime. Relocating to America had indeed been a big mistake. Elaine continued, If youre keen on continuing your nannying, she paused, trying to determine if nannying was a word, then shrugged and continued, then you must follow the number one rule. Your one and only fault, has been your downfall - that being, your youthful looks. An American nanny must look the part - old and wise. Age equals experience. Experience equals employment. She paused again, then tacked on for good measure, Youre just too sexy for your own good. Jordan clamped her lips together and steamed in silence. This was the most ridiculous, cockamamie scheme that Elaine had ever talked her into - and they had been friends for quite a long while, Jordan having been an exchange student living with Elaines family during her later years of school. Sit still! Elaine spat out again, this time her voice even more garbled due to the row of hair pins she had continued to thread through her lips and as Jordan viewed her in the oval mirror she decided she looked like a Frankensteinian female - with an attitude. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 2 Only an Act of God could dislodge the gray wig that Elaine was attaching to her head. Quite painful too, and the woman knew where to dig-in. She had accurately discovered every tender spot residing on Jordans scalp. And no - she wouldnt stop until she had attached the wig to her satisfaction - sideways or not. Staples would have been quicker, and perhaps less painful, Jordan silently mocked. Or, perhaps a nail gun she decided as her frustration grew until she finally reached the point of explosion.

Fine. Go ahead. Work until your scrawny fingers fall off - I dont care, because Im not going through with this.this idiotic brainstorm of yours, Jordan told her, gazing at her unhappy expression looking back at her in the mirror. Oh yes you will - unless you want to take me up on my offer of moving in with me and Harry. No! Id rather die than move in with newlyweds. Furthermore, I dont like Harrys habits. Which ones, Jordan? His continual, primal need to feed upon his beautiful new bride..cough, cough, she laughed, or his feasting of cheese snacks on the sofa a-lanude? Please, I already have that image burned into my head. And I do hope that youre taking care about cleaning the sofa on a regular basis, she tacked on amid her hurling thoughts, not wanting to imagine what evil might be engrained into Elaines and Harrys leather sofa. Then might I suggest that you show a little more appreciation for mine and Harrys assistance in your job-hunting adventures? If not for Harrys connections.well, we have him to thank for these three fantastic leads. Thats my Harry! Elaine beamed, standing back to admire her handy work on Jordan. And now that weve entered into our second year of marriage, Im uncertain if we can still be called newlyweds, although the idea is fetching.

Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 3 Elaine was silent a few moments, then eased out, Ive done a fantastic job on you, dear. Ive aged you at least fifty years. The wig..the football shoulder pads.the patty-cake of makeup. She smiled smugly, then continued, Bet no one will accuse you of being inexperienced now - you old dear, you. Jordan looked into the mirror and grimaced. The football pads made her head look at least three times too small for her body - like some alien from Beetlejuice. Elaine, I have an outstanding resume, with references out the kazoo from my English clients-

Which youve been pitching since youre last job ended - six months now, dear, Elaine managed, tightening her lips in the process. What are you down to? Fifty dollars between you and the gutter? Twenty, Jordan bit out unwillingly. Then come on, granny - lets get a move on, Elaine decided, jerking her out of the chair and guiding her out of the house before she could change her mind, Jordan deciding that Elaine exhibited super-human strength for such a small fry. Im not doing this - I swear, Im not going through with this nonsense, Elaine. Thirty minutes later, Elaine steered the sleek gray sedan in front of the Stroms resident, which looked more like a castle than a family home. Then again, it was along the line of Jordans expectations as only the wealthy could afford to hire a nanny. If only they were willing to pay like royalty - but seldom was the case, she sadly reflected. Elaine killed the engine and informed, The Stroms are elderly, and they are in charge of their grandchildren for the summer as the parents are touring Europe. Thats a leg-up, right out of the batting cage, eh? Something in common. Oh my - its all so foreign - so exciting! Then, Your duties will be minimal - just performing the basic schooling required for an eight year old and a ten year old. And Harry said that both kids are very well mannered. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 4 A-a temporary job? she squeaked. All of this for a temporary job? Unbelievable! Yes, but not to fret as Im sure that Harry will have more candidates lined up by the end of summer. Elaine, I cant possibly go in there, looking like this- Shut up and lets get this over, Elaine told her, refusing argument. And unfortunately, when Elaine had her head set, there was no getting around things. Lets? Yes, Im going with you to make sure you dont goof things up. We only have three leads, and given your prior job hunting escapades-" Oh no you arent! Elaine gazed at her friend for a few moments, then shrugged. Fine. Go it alone. Besides, this is just for practice. Im counting on the next stop to be the money shot, she lied without guilt. Im certain the Johnsons will adore you.

Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 5 Jordan unhooked the seatbelt, then twisted with great effort in the seat, fumbling with her feet as she tried to get out of the sedan. Elaine had crammed her into the car before they had headed out, unceremoniously at that. She was still straining and grunting when she felt Elaines high heel on her rear, and when she pushed, the stiletto heel separated her buns and made a perfect hole in one Jordan popping out of the sedan, an instant killing mood seizing her as she groped to recover. Leaning over and looking into the car that was almost identical in color to the atrocious looking bush that Elaine had mutated onto her head, she warned, Im going to kill you when this is over. Mrs. Strom answered the doorbell, giving Jordan a thorough gaze before inviting her inside. As Jordan turned slightly, she caught her evil friends gesture from the sedan as she made the okay sign with her scrawny little fingers. Okay indeed! This just wasnt going to work. She had been caught inside the web of a black-widow spider by the name of Elaine. God bless poor Harry. The sudden disturbing thought of cheese snacks on the sofa a-la-nude drove her into the house beyond her better judgment. Mrs. Strom indicated to Jordan that she should settle onto the sofa while she collected her husband. Leather, just like Elaines and Harrys, she paused to note, adding more discomfort to the heap. Ill need his approval on the hiring, she relayed in a stiff tone. Yes, of course, Jordan agreed, befuddled that Mrs. Strom had totally accepted her appearance. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 6 Mrs. Strom needlessly continued, This is important to both of us, as there is nothing more precious in this world as our dear grandchildren, although we had not considered hiring a nanny until Harry discussed the issue with my husband. Why, we didnt realize that not having a nanny insinuated that we were.. Yes, I understand, Jordan relayed, taking note of the dcor as Mrs. Strom called for her husband. Like most of the people she had worked for, the house lacked warmth. The floor was covered in marble, the walls matching suit. Coldno feeling.

As Mr. Strom entered the room grumbling, Jordan tensed. Obviously, he wasnt having a good day. However, when he gazed at her, his face broke into a wide, welcoming smile. Hello, Nanny, he offered along with his hand, and when Jordan stuck out her hand for an anticipated handshake, the old goat kissed the top, Mrs. Strom igniting in the process. And when he offered her a chocolate from Mrs. Stroms birthday box, Jordan was lucky to escape with all her limbs, although she had been tempted to leave the gray bush behind. It would have made a great excuse to the overbearing Elaine. Good grief, the woman would have made one dilly of a dictator, she tacked onto her disintegrating thoughts. Well, how did it go? Elaine asked as she exited the sedan to assist in the re-stuffing of Jordan. Mr. Strom had the hots for me, and his wife wasnt happy, Jordan relayed, delivering a high shrill as Elaine popped her back into the sedan and she landed abruptly on her poor, sore hole - compliments again, of Elaine. Skookumchuck- a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 7 As soon as she manned the steering wheel, Elaine assured, Fine. Well nail things at the Johnsons. Indeed, Jordan mocked as she struggled to wrap the seatbelt around her as Elaine had stuffed her sides and mid-section with pillows. Nothing fit, even the oversized dress that Elaine had also stuffed her into. Paisley at that. She looked and felt like a pregnant cow - one which had butted a gray bush. The Johnsons have four children ages three to nine. Theyll love you, Elaine assured. Indeed, Jordan mocked again, wondering just how far she could stretch that twenty dollars. They are upstanding members of the community, Elaine went on to inform. Mr. Johnson is a deacon at our church. You should invite them over. Harry could share his cheese snacks with him, Jordan eased out, Elaine giggling in the process. Now wouldnt that be something, she had the nerve to add. Forty-five minutes later they had pulled in front of the Johnson mansion. At least there was a bit of color to the place as Jordan made note of the beautiful rose garden jutting from the east side. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 8

Lets go inside- No! Youre not going with me! Jordan insisted, and she turned and once again, struggled to escape the sedan and Elaines disturbing presence. Before she could protest, she felt Elaines foot on her rear again with another hole in one and as she popped out of the car, she exploded. Damn you, Elaine! And when she turned, she took about ten steps and halted in her tracks as a middle-aged lady appeared from the rose garden. She was dressed in a straw hat to block the heat from the summer sun, and she was wearing a blue smock, a pair of gardening gloves jutting from one of the pockets. Get out! Get out of here, you foul, foul-mouthed old woman! she screamed at Jordan, running towards the fence surrounding the garden, like a guard dog in heat. Jordan jerked her head back so swiftly that she almost dislodged the wig which would have been a miracle in itself - and when she turned to look at Elaine for guidance, the woman had vanished, all but a tuff of hair that Jordan caught sight of, just below the steering column. Coward! She stomped back to the car and as she struggled to get back inside, Elaine grabbed her arm and jerked her inside. Ouch! And as she muttered complaints, Elaine drove away, keeping her head slumped below the steering wheel, Jordan forced to be her eyes as they made tracks away from the Johnson residence. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 9 When Elaine was certain they were out of eyesight, she straightened herself in the seat and eased out, Well, you killed that opportunity, as I knew that you so aptly would. Me? Jordan squeaked, on the brink of tears now. Well, weve one more stop and this time - hell or high water, Im accompanying you, Elaine informed, her face looking stern and set - a look that Jordan wasnt fond of. She knew that look.that look of resoluteness. This time, there would be no stopping Elaine. Hudson Turner is a very tough cookie, and I had hoped that we wouldnt have need of counting on him for your employment. Not an easy one to please, although this is how Elaine had planned things all along. Hud would be perfect.

The man was much like a sugar cookies - but rather hunky. I think Im going to cry- No youre not because if you do, youll ruin your patty-cake makeup and what follows wont be pretty. Elaine- Three children - his nephews, Elaine continued, keeping control of the situation. His brother and wife are on holiday in Europe for the summer- Egad! Does everyone you know take a European holiday for the summer, Elaine Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 10 Humnow that you mention it, yes - a good many, do, she relayed in thought. Then, This is another temporary job, but again, Harry will come though with more leads by the end of summer. Jordan thought for a few moments, then challenged, How do you possibly think I can work dressed like this? I cant even get out of the car - which reminds me, the next time we stop, dont put your heel up my- Ah, were here, Elaine cut her off, a devilish smile dusting her lips. Then she eased out, People go on diets all the time, so of course, we can start trimming your down on the get-go. Get-go? Yes. This ugly wig, Jordan protested, touching it as she complained, and pulling out what pins that she could as she continued her verbal protest, looks like a giant..bush on top of my head. A bit of hair coloring will fix that, Elaine assured. People color their hair all the time, so you can apprise Hud that youve done such in a nonchalant manner- Hud? Thats what he prefers to be called, Elaine informed, bringing the sedan to a halt, the mansion larger than the last two. What in the world did one person need with such a monstrosity, Jordan pondered in silence, deciding that it looked monstrously cold. Not an ounce of color to be found. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 11

She twisted back around to view Elaine and challenged again, And this makeup? Do you realize how uncomfortable it is? Botox. What? Youll proclaim to Hud that youre having treatments, Elaine informed, obviously having no difficulty with little white lies. Then, The important thing now is to get you hired. And I promise, well start trimming down tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yes, tomorrow, because with me by your side - pitching your skills, Im certain that Hud cannot refuse hiring you. And I promise that within the week, youll be skinnied-up, grayed-down and de-wrinkled. Hud wont know what hit him, and hell be so charmed by your nanny capabilities, that he wouldnt dare let you go - no matter what your appearance. Elaine paused, then verbally reflected, Sort of like Scheherazade in One Thousand and One Nights. You remember the story, right? What? Scheherazade married King Shahryar - that naughty little king who killed a wife a night until Scheherazade ambled along with her bag of continued fairy tales. One thousand stories later, the king was so smitten with her that he made her his queen. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 12 She paused to reflect a moment, Jordan almost frightened by the twinkle lodged in the mysterious eyes. And then she was rambling again, taking total control of the situation. Yes, thats a valid comparison, Elaine decided, particularly based on what Harry had shared with her regarding his partner. Hud had went through an entire agency of applicants in a handful of days - none of the nannies working out. Although Hud had assumed the host of nannies had been more interested in his pocketbook than his nephews, Elaine begged to differ. Hud was a hunk - one hunky hunk. And he belonged with someone equally terrific, equally gorgeous - someone equally kindhearted. Like Jordan Elaine twisted her head and blurted out, Are you a virgin? What! King Shahryar only married virgins, she informed, tensing her brow in deep thought.

Elaine, are you insane? Jordan asked, mentally noting the rhyme: Insane Elaine. As to the virginity question - none of your bees wax. Fine, have it your way, Elaine quipped, Jordan tempted to shake her head if not for the intense pain due to Elaines hellacious hair pin job. Her way??

Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 13 Choosing to ignore the ridiculous comment, Jordan opted for another avenue, trying to keep the focus on her uncomfortable, and quite hideous appearance. She asked, He-is this man blind? If not, how could he not notice a-a drastic change in my appearance? Oh pooh, hes a guy, she brushed off. It took Harry three years to acknowledge my existence - and now were practically joined at the waist. Her lips curled into a mischievous smile as she drawled, Now thats a good thought. And as Elaine watched Jordan ring the chimes announcing their arrival, she delivered a victorious smile. Everything was working out just as she had planned - saving Huds house for last, dressing Jordan down and aging her far beyond her years. Yes, summer was going to be quite the production, for although Hud had proclaimed that he had sworn off of women years ago, Elaine knew best. Better yet, her handsome Harry had backed her devious little scheme. Yes, good old Jordan should do nicely; no issue there in Hud giving her a chance. And Harry needed him back on the job asap - before the entire project went down the tubes. It was difficult running a business when only one partner was producing. In fact, dear Harry had played more of a role in this plan than she, Elaine decided in thought, wondering why it was taking so long for Handsome Hunky Hud to answer the door. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 14 Harry had badgered the Johnsons and the Stroms into believing that they needed an English nanny for the summer. And to Elaines relief, neither had panned out.but she had expected no less of an outcome, given Jordans knack for screwing up job interviews. She adored Jordan, but she sucked when it came to contract negotiation. And now that Jordan had returned to America, there was no way that Elaine was allowing her out of her sights again. She and Harry had decided many moons ago that if they

ever decided to invite the stork to their home, Jordan would be a must in the household - sitting right there with the baby in Mr. Storks beak. Lucky Hud. And for the first time, she was thankful that Jordan had been unable to attend her wedding. Hud had been the best man; Jordan would have remembered him. In fact, he was they type of man that any woman would have difficulty forgetting. She could certainly understand the debacle of nursemaids that had occurred over the last few days. Hud was indeed a hotty. With nothing in the way, it was time to put Harrys ingenious plan into action.. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 15 ACT 2 Hud was desperately searching the house for his three heathen nephews as the doorbell rang in the distance. Rotten little devils, where are you! he yelled out for the fourth time in the last two minutes. And then he rounded the corner and halted dead-straight in the atrium leading towards the spiraling staircase. There they stood, demons dressed as angels in disguise, and they had completely obliterated his beautiful wall. Tommy and Jerry instantly dropped their Crayola while Drevy continued to doodle, humming a haunting tune. Triplets. They were hell on wheels, particularly ten year old boys. Get to your rooms now! he practically bellowed, his dark hair whipping back across his forehead as he issued the command, Tommy and Jerry shooting into action, running up the stairs like two mules in heat. As Hud cooled off a notch, his eyes focused on Rembrandts painting. There was a stand of woods, and a stick figure - a rather large one, leaving Hud puzzled as to how the boys were able to create something so much taller than they. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 16 Drevy was continuing to wreak havoc on the wall, his focus on the stick creature - one that strongly resembled him - Hud. The large mouth was open and it appeared as if vitriol were spewing forth, quite profuse, and quite strongly. The child had aptly colored it green.

Drevy, what the devil do you think youre doing? he demanded, going towards him, then jerking the Crayola unceremoniously from his small hand. Just drawing, he mumbled, then he offered a bold, innocent-looking smile, Hud tensing in the process, that look making punishment even more difficult. Sure, the boys were a handful, but they were still his beloved nephews. One couldnt help but love them. Butit didnt mean that he had to like them, he went on to silently justify. You and your brothers have ruined the wall, he pointed out, unnecessarily. Dont you like it, Uncle Hud? Its a boss picture of you in the woods. Me? Uh huh. Andwhat is it that Im doing? he felt inclined to ask, narrowing his dark eyes and leaning in to get a closer view of the drawing. Excellent details for a child, he had to admit Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 17 Drevy shrugged, then corrected, Just yellin like you always do, and the he dodged instinctively as Hud tensed again. Get to your room, now! he repeated, the doorbell going nuts again. Well discuss your punishment later. Punishment? Oh gee whiz- Now! Hud yelled, pointing towards the stairs, and this time, Drevy obeyed, although unwillingly. Hud squared his shoulders and smoothed back his hair. He desperately needed a haircut these days; too much to do and too little time. The length was a huge bother while working on the architectural plans - always in the way. Thinking of which, if he didnt get those plans to Harry soon, hed have his head on a platter. Being partners with ones best friend certainly had its drawbacks, he tacked onto his tumbling thoughts. And at this point, Hud couldnt be picky about the sitter.or nursemaid, or nanny - or whatever they were called in this day and age. He had already drained the service he was using; and the old grouch in charge of the agency wasnt any help at all. Sometimes, people just had to be difficult. It wasnt his fault that her hussies-for-hire had been more interested in his money, than the kids. Money madness, he silently mocked. At times, it was a curse, particularly where women were concerned.

Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 18 Thank goodness he had shared his nursemaid dilemma with good old Harry, although there was nothing old about him. They had been through thick and thin together, Hud being his best man at the wedding. Elaine. Now, if there were another woman like her who was husband-hunting, Hud would certainly bite. Very bright, very respectful, very easy on the eyes, and very supportive of her beloved Harry. When Harry had mentioned that his wifes best friend was job searching, and that she was a nanny, Hud had been delighted. He suddenly wondered if she had been able to attend Harrys wedding, being that she was Elaines dear friend. It would be nice to know what she looked like.and hopefully she was older and wiser, as he had voiced in his rathers to Harry. But as he glanced at Drevys Wild Man In the Woods, he decided at this point, he didnt care if she were Godzillas sister. Hed hire her on the spot. What great timing, too. Harry had mentioned that Elaines friend had been working in England, and ironically, the job had recently ended. Maybe Lady Luck was finally throwing him a bone. And it was long overdue. Hud drew in a deep breath as he met the front door, then straightened his navy blue shirt and checked his fly. No time for barnyard accidents, he went on to mull. He pasted a smile onto his handsome face and pulled open the door, his dark eyes resting on a little old lady, an elated Elaine planted by her side, her face beaming a smile as Huds grew smaller. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 19 What the hell was wrong with the old lady? Her head looked like a kiwi sitting on a giant pumpkin. Good grief, those shoulders - she could play for the Dolphins. And that hair looked terrifically dangerous - like some giant menacing twat. However, she was old just like he had wanted. Goody? Hud darling! Elaine eased out, her voice high and excited. Jordan tensed. Hud darling? Just how close were these two? And how alert was Harry these days? Maybe he should start concentrating less on his cheese snacks and more on his wife, she went on to silently surmise. Elaine, Im delighted to see you, Hud eased out, leaning over and pressing a kiss into her cheek. She always smelled so good - so delightful. Then he stood aside to allow them to enter as he said, And you must be Nanny Owens?

Yes, but you can call me Jordan, she eased out, Elaine looking over at her and shaking her head negatively, and Jordan immediately amended, Nanny Jordan. No sooner than they had settled in the den, Hud offered them drinks, and Jordan was highly-tempted to order a double whiskey. Elaine had driven her to the brink of this this madness. This wasnt going to work and given Huds handsomeness, she could very well kill Elaine here and now! Nothing for me, Jordan managed, her throat tensing, most probably the result of a reaction to Elaines heavily applied make-up - the poisoned pancake. And the raw egg base wasnt adding to her comfort, but Elaine had insisted that she needed puckering power. Speaking of which, Elaine had totally stripped her of such with her spiked heels. One woman; both ends corrupted. Amazing. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 20 Ill take a soda, Elaine eased out, her voice sickeningly sweet. Hud walked over to the tiny silver fridge, then quickly returned with soda in hand, telling Elaine, You and Harry must come again for dinner - wellas soon as I can find a new chef, that is. Harry informed you that Ashton retired? I miss him dearly. Yes, indeed, Elaine mulled, her thoughts seeming far away. We must have a party soon, Hud - and invite dear Ashton. Sounds good to me. Then to Jordan, Tell me Nanny Jordan, do you know how to remove Crayola from plaster? Jordans brows lifted, then she smiled, Hud instantly moved. There was something about nanny..a kind streak. Poor thing; sad about her body proportions being out of whack, but then again, humans grow old and one never knows what awaits. He just prayed to God that her smile didnt cause her face to suddenly crack into a million pieces. They didnt? Jordan giggled, Elaine looking suddenly confused. Oh yes, they did - an entire wall mural in fact, Hud laughed, glad that Nanny Jordan was so sharp. Old, sharp. Good. She sobered a bit, then suggested, If I can see the damage, maybe I could recommend a treatment? Sure, come with me, Hud eased out, standing and taking her hand in his. My, but it was small for a little old lady with such large shoulders, he mulled through his thoughts Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 21

Like Elaine, Nanny Jordan smelled really nice.really pretty - not powdery like his grandma, God bless her soul. She had always brought out the cough in Hud. Jordan could feel her heart beating in her throat as Hud led her along the way. She wasnt used to hand-holding, particularly when it involvedhunks. The wall suddenly came into view and her eyes widened, then she expelled a short gasp. Hud felt inclined to explain given the grossness of the mural - and heaven forbid that he lose his one and only chance of a nanny! He rushed out an unwise excuse, The boys drew their teacher. And when he realized his grave error - as Nanny was going to be their new teacher in regards to reading and math, he rectified the situation with another white lie, Sorry not their teacher, their preacher. He.is a fire and brimstone type of guy. And then he delivered a cheesy smile as Jordan fought to recover. The image was quite disturbing.. Preacher Ben says people go to hell for lying, Drevy announced from the base of the stairs, making his presence known. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 22 Huds brows met, his face outlining his displeasure. Involuntarily, he muttered beneath his breath in a mocking tone, Boy genius. Silence engulfed the room as Jordan studied the boy, the mural, then Huds tense face. Drevy, youre suppose to be in your room, he warned, trying to contain his composure, which was quickly slipping. Drevy chose to ignore his uncle and focused on Jordan. He nonchalantly asked, What happened to your head, lady? Did an Indian shrink it? Drevy! Thats enough! Hud lashed out, going towards the little monster as Elaine entered the area. If not for the women, Hud swore he would have torn out the kids teeth. Bursitis, Elaine blurted out, Jordan twisting, then gasping as she had been startled by her unexpected appearance. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 23

A bear got her? Drevy asked for confirmation, struggling to free himself from his uncles tight hold on his arm. Bursitis, darling, Elaine eased out, smiling in the process and it appeared to instantly dazzle little Drevy. She continued, Nanny Jordan is having treatments for the pain, and by morning, her shoulders will be popped back down to their correct size. Jordan tensed her lips together and mocked, Amazing, isnt it. Not as amazing as what those Botox treatments are going to do, Elaine shot back, giving Jordan a knowing smile in the process. But Drevy instantly gained her attention when he blurted out to Elaine, I know who you are, pretty lady! Youre fart heads wife! What! Hud was standing there, shaking his head at the boy, but it was useless as Drevy continued, Youre the lady in Uncle Huds picture in his office - wearing the white wedding dress and standing by a guy that he called fart head. Uncle Hud said that he was fart heads best man. Whats a best man, lady? Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 24 Elaines eyes grew as big as saucers as her glance went from the precarious Drevy to Hud, demanding an explanation. Any explanation! Elaine, you-you know how close I am to Harry.best friends, and partners. This..child is delusional, he decided to lie again, silently wishing for a large den of hungry lions that he could introduce to the boy. I-I see, Elaine managed, then Jordan broke the silence as she was unable to contain her giggles, Elaine shooting her a warning look in the process. The situation was ridiculous. And if Jordan had not missed attending the wedding by a hair.it was just too funny. And the more she thought about it, the harder that she laughed. She immediately ceased when Hud asked, So this means that youll be starting immediately? What? Jordan responded, her mind in a whirl. A bonafide job offer? Too good to be true? Thats not possible, Elaine shot out, putting Jordan in a killing mood. She explained, There is a doctors appointment scheduled for the morning, remember darling? she asked, turning to face Jordan with lifted brows. The doctors transformation will assist in shrinking those shoulders down to size. And youll be able to work..more

comfortably, she concluded, hoping that Jordan got the message. If not, she could remain quite miserable, forced to continue forward in full battle gear. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 25 Hud allowed no time for a response, Nanny Jordan, Ill be glad to drop you off at your residence in the morning. You can attend to your personal business at that time.pick up any personal items that youll have need of. A perfect solution for both of us? When she hesitated, he shoved Drevy into Elaines shocked form and asked, Please tend to him while I discuss the particulars with Nanny Jordan? And then he collected Jordans hand and led her from the room, a room so quiet that one could have heard a pin drop. And then Elaine kicked into life again, warning Hud that the issue between them was far from over, and how dare he refer to her beloved Harry as a you-know-what. Jordans heart was in her throat again as Hud ignored Elaine and led her into the large living area that could have sufficed as a ballroom due to its grandeur and vastness. And he wasted little time as he told her, Nanny Jordan, to be frank, Im in a desperate situation. If I dont flip-out a plan asap, Harrys going to have a massive coronary. On top of this..it appears that Elaine, a dear friend, looks ready to boil and roast me. Most evident, Jordan mocked, appreciating Huds circumstance. I need you, and Im willing to pay you handsomely, he told her, settling onto the leather sofa beside her, Jordan suddenly assuming that it was the choice of the majority of Americans Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 25 Hud allowed no time for a response, Nanny Jordan, Ill be glad to drop you off at your residence in the morning. You can attend to your personal business at that time.pick up any personal items that youll have need of. A perfect solution for both of us? When she hesitated, he shoved Drevy into Elaines shocked form and asked, Please tend to him while I discuss the particulars with Nanny Jordan? And then he collected Jordans hand and led her from the room, a room so quiet that one could have heard a pin drop. And then Elaine kicked into life again, warning Hud that the issue between them was far from over, and how dare he refer to her beloved Harry as a you-know-what. Jordans heart was in her throat again as Hud ignored Elaine and led her into the large living area that could have sufficed as a ballroom due to its grandeur and vastness.

And he wasted little time as he told her, Nanny Jordan, to be frank, Im in a desperate situation. If I dont flip-out a plan asap, Harrys going to have a massive coronary. On top of this..it appears that Elaine, a dear friend, looks ready to boil and roast me. Most evident, Jordan mocked, appreciating Huds circumstance. I need you, and Im willing to pay you handsomely, he told her, settling onto the leather sofa beside her, Jordan suddenly assuming that it was the choice of the majority of Americans Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 27 Yes, of course, Id be more than willing to pay you for the summer, on those conditions, he readily agreed. Anything else, Nanny Jordan? I cant see you as an unreasonable lady, he tacked on, becoming suspicious. Nanny Jordan had suddenly developed a pair of King Kong balls and she was using them on him. And he had previously considered little old ladies harmless. She carefully began, What if.what if I told you that I could indeed solve all your issues, not just the issues with your job and nephews? Hud widened his eyes, then asked for verification, Elaine? Exacto, she echoed. As long as were going to be working with one another, shouldnt we be honest with one another? Hud nodded, having no idea what her comments had to do with Elaine, in addition to feeling guilty about his comments on the boys painting. And ooh boy, he was in very deep where Elaine was concerned. While Harry might understand his comments, Elaine was a blockhead. Once something was in her mind, TNT couldnt get rid of it. And he immediately extinguished his earlier, generous thoughts of her. The lady was hell on wheels - without brakes! What had he been thinking? With that said, may I have your permission to.disrobe? Jordan asked, Huds eyes widening further still, triggering her to assure, Im perfectly decent, and only ask that you trust me totally. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 28 Now what? Was the old hen a kook? Firstthere was the tiny head issue, then the bushthing on top of the tiny headand now this? A-a disrobing? He had not eaten in days and had no desire to become sick - fulfilling Drevys personalized wall portrait in the process. He had read things in his day.lizard skin, scales and so forth. And he had considered younger women risqu!

Before he could respond, Jordan lifted off the bush, Hud almost dropping to the floor. She began removing the shoulder pads, explaining as she worked, This was all Elaines idea - and she insisted that I needed a bit of ageing..that some people had a-a thing about younger womenthat they lacked knowledge and-and experience. Once she had struggled out of the shoulder pads, she swung her head back and forth, her long dark curls forming a lovely curtain around her face, one that still looked a good fifty years older than her current age. By the way, the make-up will be going away, also.that is, if youre still wanting to hire me? She paused, then added, As to Elaine, it appears that she was trying to pull the wool over your eyes. I would say that the two of you are even now..and I must admit that I feel that way, too. You have no idea what.torments Ive endured today, and its all Elaines doing! That dirty little cat, Hud finally managed to comment, and after the situation dawned completely on him, he added as the puzzle clicked into place, And her cohort, Harry. Then, Yes indeed, this appears to have solved all my outstanding issues, and then he chuckled. And it appears that Ive hired myself a nanny. Jordan sighed with relief. So much for Elaines smarty pants comments regarding contract negotiation. Revenge was sweet. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 29 ACT 3 Indeed, it appeared that all of Huds headaches had been erased - the project aside. Within two weeks, even that would be a thing of the past. He was so delighted with the change of events that he felt like grabbing Nanny Jordan and kissing her hard - smack-dab on the lips at that. But of course, that was out of the question, and he certainly didnt want to do anything to scare her off. Instead, he stood and jumped, clicking his heels together like a little boy, Jordan giggling in the process as Elaine entered the room. Drevy was nowhere in sight. Her concentration was set on Hud as he plied, Wheres the little demon? Did you properly do away with him? One can only hope. Elaine shrugged, then drawled, I gave him a twenty-spot and he vamoosed up to his room. What! Hud bolted out simultaneously with Elaine as she spied Jordan for the first time since entering the room.

Jordan stood, enjoying the tortured look flowing over her former best friends face, her throbbing backside in need of a good dose of witch hazel. Then again, there needed to be a little room for forgiveness, she supposed. After all, Elaines fiasco had resulted in securing a job..a temporary job at that. http://www.trinitymoon.com/Skookumchuck/29.htmlSkookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 30 Hud reacted first, delighting on the horrified look etched on Elaines lovely snoot. Looks like were even, doesnt it? Elaine gulped, then managed a slow nod. Actually..this was all Harrys idea, she innocently excused. Jordans jaw dropped as Huds expression remained set in stone, obviously appreciating Elaines discomfort. In fact, if her discomfort had been liquid, he would have taken a nice, long swim as it would have been plenty deep. When Hud didnt answer, she waved her hand and continued to defend, You know hes a fart head. Hud attempted to keep a straight poker, but couldnt, his deep laugh escaping through his handsome lips and spilling over into the massive room. And it was suddenly infectious, Elaine going into a giggling fit, and it increased greatly as she examined Jordans wrinkled face, pointing at it and telling her, You look like an-an apple-head doll, and when she recovered a bit, particularly before you removed those shoulder pads! Hud slapped his leg and laughed harder still, Elaine joining him and their mirth finally got the better of Jordan as she sat giggling on the sofa. Once they had recovered, Elaine approached Hud and gave him a big hug. This is much better, my dear friend she told him, and he nodded. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 31 It was at this point that Jordan could see the defining friendship between the two. And obviously, although Elaine had thrown Harry over the boat for the sake of friendship, Jordan knew she loved the cheese-snack-eating-fool with all her heart and soul. Hud led Elaine to the sofa and she and Jordan settled beside one another, Elaine draping a protective arm over her shoulder as she told him, Please treat her with the utmost care and respect, Hud. Shes a true gem.

Costs as much as one too, he mocked, but the comment was softened by his smile as he gazed at Jordan, suddenly curious as to the ladys true appearance. Crazy Elaine and Harry.the things people do.. Then he suggested, I need to get those plans to Harry asap. Elaine, would you be adverse to staying here while our good nanny collects any personals she may need amid her stay? That would make for a better plan than my prior suggestion. Seeing as how I have plenty of twenties hiding in my purse, its an excellent idea, Elaine beamed. Great, Hud echoed, pulling Jordan out of Elaines clasp and leading her towards the oak desk as he continued, Nanny Jordan, you can use the sedan during your stay at the manor. I think it will come in handy for outings.like the zoo, the museums and so forth if youre planning those-type events. Sounds ideal, she agreed. Ill take very good care of it, I assure you, she tacked on, feeling a bit nervous as Hud pulled out a ledger and began scrawling out a check. He hadnt asked her going-rate, but he appeared significantly desperate, and that should have placed him into a generous mood, she hoped. Hud penned the check, basing the amount on the agencys rate - the inefficient agency that had failed him in every way, he silently mocked, then added a few more dollars to the pot - a bit of insurance. It wouldnt do for Nanny Jordan to start changing her mind, and he had a feeling that she was going to be worth every last cent. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 32 She hadnt once made a suggestive move towards him, and for that he was thankful - in more ways than one. God only knew what might be hiding under that mask. He tore out the check and as he handed it to her, he smiled and suggested, You may wish to make a deposit while youre out. Jordan accepted the check, resisting the temptation to view the amount. After all, whatever the amount, Hud had agree to pay for her apartment and utilities amid her duration - so what more could one ask for? Would you like me to stop and pick-up some dinner? Might make it easier for the first evening here- Well order pizza - if youd like? he asked for confirmation, her accent beginning to grow on him. I love pizza, she assured with a smile, the make-up starting to sting and she was certain that Elaines concocted mixture was eating away her face. The woman had probably invented a skin peel.

Good, Hud beamed, and she decided that she liked it when he smiled. Smiles lit-up his good looks. She was still staring at him when he eased out, If youll let me know your housing and related costs, then Ill pen another check for the amount as they fall due - or a guesstimate would suffice if youd prefer a lump sum. Jordan nodded, anxious to flee and remove fifty years from her face. Hud led her out to the sedan, assisted her with a basic understanding of the controls, then waved her off as she went on her way. Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 33 The car handled like a dream and she couldnt even hear the engine. It was as if she were floating on a cloud. She decided to drop by the bank first, and when she opened the check to fill out her deposit slip, she almost fainted on the spot. It was ten times the amount of what she had expected! Surely Hud had made a mistake? For now, she would make the deposit, then visit with him on the matter when she presented her housing amounts. Any overage could be returned or applied towards that. Guiltlessly, she lingered far too long in the shower, washing away Elaines devious handiwork. The woman had missed her calling. She should have been a make-up artist for horror flicks, Jordan silently mocked. Packing her personals had taken only a few minutes as she decided to go light. She could always return to the apartment to collect future needs. And it would give her a reason to keep a check on her apartment to assure that all was in order - although it appeared to be a very safe area and a burglary would be a rare occurrence. After applying the hot-pink lipstick which matched her hot-pink two-piece to a T, she stood back to review herself in the full-length mirror, wondering if she were showing a bit too much leg, Huds handsome form springing to mind. Then again, first impressions were important - although in this situation, second impressions.

Skookumchuck - a Free Online Love Story by Sky Taylor - Page 34 A vast improvement, she told her reflection, and she couldnt help but wonder what he might think about her now. Elaine was at her ropes end. Where the devil was Jordan? The three boys were hell on wheels - without brakes! She had already shelled-out all of her twenties and now there was working on the rest of her pocketbook, Drevy and Tommy bartering for her gold compact. One thing was certain; she and Harry were going to have a very long talk. At this point, any wayward stork flying overhead would be shot on sight. Then again..the boys were kinda cute, particularly Tommy who had hugged her after his first twenty-dollar behavior reward. Cute, and expensive. Indeed - Jordan was worth her weight in gold. Her attention was suddenly captured by the trio as they had run over to the window and were attempting to lift it - perhaps an escape she decided as she sprang into action. Hud lifted his head from the planning table. For gosh sakes - the door bell was going nutsy coo-coo. Where was Elaine? Didnt the airhead realize he was super busy? Must he do everything himself? Growling at the plans, he tossed down his pencil, then made his way towards the door and whomever was there better have one dandy of an excuse. Then again - maybe Nanny Jordan had returned. If so, things could finally get back to normal, or as close to normal as one could get given the rambunctious triplets. Then again, it couldnt be Nanny Jordan as he had given her a house key before her departure. Bother! he lashed out, his patience spent. His brother and sister-in-law better be having the time of their lives, he tacked onto his miseries. At least, someone in the world should be having fun as he sure as heck wasnt.

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