Why marching band is Communistic By Aaditya Vishwanath (Adi or by the announcer guy AADITCHA Vishwakhdfhaudsfj) So Marching Band, it seems

like a fun organization made up of about 115 students But really it is an underground communist organization thats main goal to steal peoples babies and over throw the GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! So six years ago, a marching band was created under the illusion that the students will play music and march in shapes to a leader. They will receive reimbursement for their equal labor in the form of babies. Now lets step aside and take a look at the definition of communism. WIKIPEDIA (official source endorsed by the all knowing MR Z): In political science usage, the term (communism) normally designates a totalitarian system of government in which a single authoritarian party controls state-owned means of production. Definition simplified, Mr. Warshafsky is a single authoritarian party (he owns everything) and controls state-owned means of production (he controls everything that we do). If this is not making sense to you it will, if it does join the uprising. Now, when we envision communism we see people in Russia (USSR) wearing red, marching and building up nuclear weapons. We would never expect anything like that to happen here in the USA, land of the free and home of the brave. Guess again! The marching band wears green and is uniform through out. We MARCH in UNISON, shout in UNISON, even turn in UNISON (Zandra Man 11/20/2008 at 12:01 am). We hail our all knowing leader, the great Mr. W and his cohort Mr. K. And yes we are building up our nuclear weapons, what do you think Bill Dan does in his spare time when he disappears. Must I elucidate further, in communism the workers receive equal payment for their work. In marching band we work together as a unit. If we do well, we receive our payment in the forms of babies. Since we all do the same work we all get paid equally. This communism and I will not stand for it. SO MARCHING BAND I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS PARTING INFORMATION AS A SENIOR, THE TIME TO LEAD AN UPRISING IS NOW THE TIME HAS COME. WE HAVE SUFFERED TOO MUCH UNDER THIS CRUEL COLD AND HEARTLESS LEADERSHIP. THE TIME FOR CHANGE IS NOW!!!!! FIGHT WITH ME, TILL THE END!!!!!! This message has been approved by Aaditya Vishwanath and has been paid for the NCUTBS (National Council for the Unethical Treatment of Band Students.) This propaganda is not meant to incite any riots, and its not the fault of any aforementioned short students fault.

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