Proverbs 3:5

Vol. 3 No. 10 October 2008

Local Expert Shows NJ Parents How

To Get The Most Money For Their
Children’s College Education

N
ew Jersey parents suffering with finding
ways to pay for their children’s college
education can finally get the solutions to
their college funding problems.
Most families who earn $75,000 or more and
Mr. Newell will own a home assume they are not eligible for finan-
cial aid. However, most families with income over
be conducting $100,000 are actually eligible for some types of
a free one-hour “need based” financial aid. They simply need to
know how to get their fair share.
seminar for According to Newell, there are several easy
things parents can do to substantially increase the
parents of amount of money they get from colleges. For
college bound example, “There are several schools that histori-
cally give better financial aid packages than oth-
high school ers,” says Newell. “If families do proper income
and asset planning before filling out the forms,
juniors and they can increase eligibility by thousands of dol-
Olivia Cunningham (9) of Flanders and Grace Previte (10) of Budd Lake carefully looked over the
prizes on the tricky tray table before making their selection.
lars.”
seniors at the Newell offers a few simple tips to parents with
following college funding problems. “If a parent has only Fundraiser Organized to Help
half an hour to end their college funding problems,
location: I would suggest the following: Grateful Family
1. Make sure they do not over-value their home all of this the cost of various medical sup-
The Chester on the financial aid forms
By Kathryn Davis

2. Try not to save money in the child’s name as
Public Library it weighs more heavily than the parent’s savings
on Thursday, 3. Don’t be afraid to negotiate with a college for
a better financial aid package.
October 23rd, Newell offers New Jersey parents with college
funding problems a free booklet that explains the
at 7:00 p.m. 9 most common college funding problems and
solutions. Free copies will be distributed at the
seminar listed below.
Mr. Newell will be conducting a free one-hour
seminar for parents of college bound high school
juniors and seniors at the following location: The
Chester Public Library on Thursday, October 23,
2008 at 7:00 p.m.
Reservation only! Seating is limited. Reserve
your seat today by calling toll free 1-800-928-
8464.
W
hen Chris and Dawn Roberts
welcomed their son, Samuel,
into the world four years ago,
their family was complete. They each had
a son from a previous marriage, and the
boys were thrilled to have a baby brother.
Then they discovered that their sweet little
boy was afflicted with cystic fibrosis, and,
even more, that Dawn suffered from the
disease as well. While the illness effects
Dawn by forcing her to remain on pancre-
atic enzymes because her pancreas no
longer produces these, her young son is
dependent on several medications with
new ones being added to his regime all the
time. He needs a lung compression vest,
must undergo daily therapy, and requires
regular routine tests and lab work. Add to
plies and the Roberts family found them-
selves facing severe financial hardship.
Surprisingly, the family is not eligible
for aid from the state. “We don't fit into the
criteria for the Catastrophic Illness Fund,”
explained Sam's mother, Dawn. “It's a
catch 22 because the money we make goes
to our medical expenses, but on paper, it
looks like we make too much money. So
when you have a sick child and an oil tank
to fill, they don't see that.”
That's where Joe Nicastro and Mary
Lalama of Mt. Olive came in. Realizing
the family was in crisis, Joe and Mary
organized a fundraising event at the hall at
Vasa Park in Budd Lake. The dinner
included the generous participation of a
Continued on page 15

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Classes Begin September 20 Arts

Education Workshops at The Growing Stage

A
series of four Arts Education
workshops will be held by The
Growing Stage, The Children's
Theatre of New Jersey, beginning
Saturday, Sept. 20. The workshops, part of
the Growing Stage's Creative Arts
Education Program, are geared to students
in Pre-K through Grade 9 and are held at
The Palace Theatre, Rte. 183, Netcong, on
Saturday mornings. Classes run for 12
weeks, from Sept. 20 through Dec. 13. (No
classes are held on Nov. 29.)
Four workshops will be held this Fall:
Creative Dramatics, geared to students
through grade three, offers an introduction
to theatre arts through creative games,
story dramatization, and improvisation;
Performing Arts Workshop, for students in
grades four through eight, teaches the
basics of acting; The Actor Speaks, for stu-
dents in grades seven through nine, teach-
es the basics of playwriting and offers stu-
dents the opportunity to hone their acting
skills as they rehearse and prepare to per-
form their original work for family and
friends at the final class meeting; the
Musical Performance Lab, for students in
grades four through nine, is designed for
students interested in musical perform-
ance. Classes run for one hour each, with
the exception of pre-school classes which
run for 45 minutes, and are taught by
trained professionals.
For registration, rates and additional
information, contact Education Director
Lori B. Lawrence at 973-347-4946 or e-
mail her at eddir@growingstage.com.
Registration information is also available
on-line at www.growingstage.com.
The Growing Stage, the recipient of the
2008 prestigious Sara Spencer Artistic
Achievement Award presented by the
American Alliance for Theatre &
Education for sustained and exceptional
achievement in the field of theatre for
young audiences, opens its main stage sea-
son this year on Friday, Oct. 3, with the
New Jersey premiere of the musical How I
Became a Pirate which runs through Nov.
9. Performance of The Growing Stage pro-
ductions are Friday evenings at 7:30 pm
and Saturdays and Sundays at 4 pm.
Season tickets are on sale now at $38 for
children and senior citizens and $54 for
adults. Tickets for individual performances
are $12 for children and seniors and $16
for adults. To purchase tickets, please call
the Box Office at 973-347-4946.
For additional information, call the the-
atre at 973-347-4946 or visit on-line at
www.growingstage.com.

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Nagorsky Featured on Magazine Cover
G
wen Nagorsky,
interior designer in
Long Valley, has
been selected to have her
client's recently completed
master bath renovation fea-
tured on the cover of the
August/September 2008
issue of Design NJ, a pre-
mier publication that show-
cases NJ designers and
their work. Two other
bathroom projects
Nagorsky completed for
the same client are also dis-
played in the magazine.
Nagorsky's work has
been featured several times
Send us your photos,
press releases and
upcoming events and
we’ll publish them
in our next issue.
Email us at
mary.lalama@gmail.com
before in this publication sen out of many fine ness for 25 years. Her American Society of
and says “it is always excit- designs submitted by other work includes all aspects of Interior Designers and
ing to see my projects pub- interior designers in our interior design for both serves on the board of
lished and even more excit- state.” commercial and residential directors for the NJ chapter.
ing to be highlighted on the Nagorsky is the owner spaces throughout the met- Her work can be viewed by
cover. It is a great honor of Directions In Design, ropolitan area. She is a visiting www.directionsin-
that my work has been cho- Inc. and has been in busi- professional member of the designinc.com.
Celebrating Our One Year Anniversary
The Black River News is
published once a month by MJ Media, LLC. Where Else Can You Go For A Haircut & A Laugh!
Our office is located at
5 Vista Drive, Flanders, NJ07836
973-252-9889 • 973-768-1815 Fall Back For Fall!
The Black River News is ALL SENIOR CITIZENS
a 100% Mailed Newspaper circulating to all homes
and businesses located in Chester and Long Valley. $2.00 OFF ALL HAIRCUTS
Total circulation is 8,893
SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER ONLY!!!
Next Issue Date: October 8th VALID MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY ONLY! EXPIRES 10/31/08
Deadline: October 3rd
To reach us by email
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The views and opinions any syndicated column in this paper, do not
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Page 4 • September 2008 • Tell Them You Saw It In The Black River News
Nagorsky Featured on Magazine Cover
G
wen Nagorsky,
interior designer in
Long Valley, has
been selected to have her
client's recently completed
master bath renovation fea-
tured on the cover of the
August/September 2008
issue of Design NJ, a pre-
mier publication that show-
cases NJ designers and
their work. Two other
bathroom projects
Nagorsky completed for
the same client are also dis-
played in the magazine.
Nagorsky's work has
been featured several times
Send us your photos,
press releases and
upcoming events and
we’ll publish them
in our next issue.
Email us at
mary.lalama@gmail.com
before in this publication sen out of many fine ness for 25 years. Her American Society of
and says “it is always excit- designs submitted by other work includes all aspects of Interior Designers and
ing to see my projects pub- interior designers in our interior design for both serves on the board of
lished and even more excit- state.” commercial and residential directors for the NJ chapter.
ing to be highlighted on the Nagorsky is the owner spaces throughout the met- Her work can be viewed by
cover. It is a great honor of Directions In Design, ropolitan area. She is a visiting www.directionsin-
that my work has been cho- Inc. and has been in busi- professional member of the designinc.com.
Celebrating Our One Year Anniversary
The Black River News is
published once a month by MJ Media, LLC. Where Else Can You Go For A Haircut & A Laugh!
Our office is located at
5 Vista Drive, Flanders, NJ07836
973-252-9889 • 973-768-1815 Fall Back For Fall!
The Black River News is ALL SENIOR CITIZENS
a 100% Mailed Newspaper circulating to all homes
and businesses located in Chester and Long Valley. $2.00 OFF ALL HAIRCUTS
Total circulation is 8,893
SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER ONLY!!!
Next Issue Date: October 8th VALID MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY ONLY! EXPIRES 10/31/08
Deadline: October 3rd
To reach us by email
Editorial@theblackrivernews.com
OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK!
Hours: Monday - Friday 8:00am - 7:00pm
The views and opinions any syndicated column in this paper, do not
Saturday 8:00am - 5:00pm • Sunday 10:00am - 4:00pm
reflect the views and opinions of The Black River News. We are not
responsible for typographical errors. 75 Main Street, Chester • 908-879-HAIR (4247)
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What is Boot Camp Challenge? Located in Valley Music Center

B
oot Camp Challenge is a group per-
sonal training program which pro-
vides you with individualized
attention that's affordable.
Boot Camp Challenge will help you to
lose unwanted pounds and inches fast,
increase your strength, tone your muscles,
improve your self esteem and just feel
great! Boot Camp Challenge is for every-
one and all participants will see results.
Reasons why Boot Camp Challenge is
Successful:
Because the Boot Camps run in ses-
sions, you have a start and end date. At the
end of that session you will feel successful
reaching your goals.
Boot Camp Challenge also assesses
your fitness level at the beginning of the
program and at the end of the program so
you will have data to compare results.
When you see the changes you are making,
you will feel as if you have accomplished
something.
When we are training and suffering we
always enjoy it more when we are experi-
encing it with others! With Boot Camp
Challenge you have a group support sys-
tem which encourages you to achieve your
goals and push yourself out of your com-
fort zone to reach those goals.
62 E. Mill Rd. • Long Valley
Boot Camp Challenge is located at
Active Weigh Fitness Studio, 244 Route
206, The Mall at 206 in Flanders. There The Paul Green
are three boot camp sessions to choose
from at Active Weigh.
School of Rock
Session I begins on 9/15/08 on Monday, in Long Valley is
Wednesday and Friday from 7 am - 8 am
and runs for 4 weeks.
proud to announce the
Session II begins on 9/15/08 on Grand Opening of our
Monday and Friday from 8 am - 9 am and
runs for 6 weeks.
new rehearsal studios!
Session III begins on 9/22/08 on To celebrate, we are offering to all new students
Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 1
pm - 2 pm and runs for 4 weeks.
FREE Lessons until Oct. 15th, 2008* on the
The cost of the program is $199.00 for following instruments:
12 sessions. Guitar, Bass, Drums, Vocals and Keys/piano
Susan Marone is the owner and trainer
of Boot Camp Challenge. She is an AFAA If you are age 8-18 ad want to perform on stage
Certified Group Fitness Instructor and in a real band come in and join us!
Personal Fitness Trainer. Susan has been • All levels from beginning to advanced can join
working in the health and fitness industry • Monthly Tuition includes a weekly 45min. private lesson and
for 15 years and loves motivating people to
a weekly group rehearsal
get in shape and stay in shape. Over the
past 15 years, Susan has helped hundreds
• You will then perform “live in concert” at least 3 times per year
of people reach their fitness goals. Contact
Susan at 908 399-3431, visit her website at This is the One and Only “School of Rock Music” as seen
www.bootcamp-challenge.com/susan on CNBC, MSNBC and on sites like Youtube.com
or e-mail her at susansbootcamp@aol.com
to see why Boot Camp Challenge is right
for you! Visit www.schoolofrock.com/longvalley
for more information or call 908-876-1534
• Student must complete full fall season for free lessons

Give Us 4 Weeks and Find Out How Much Your Body

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Boot Camp Challenge is located at
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Starting 9/15/08 - Mon. & Fri. 8am to 9am (6 weeks)
Starting 9/22/08 - Mon., Wed. & Fri. 1pm to 2pm
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Please Call Susan at 908-399-3431 or email
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or visit www.bootcamp-challenge.com/susan
(Program subject to cancellation based on minimum numbers)
Cost: $199.00 for 12 sessions
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Califon Restaurant Delighting Diners Since 1985

By Kathryn Davis decided to prepare several smaller portions

S
tatistically, the restaurant business is
risky, with a high percentage failing.
According to an analysis in the
August 2005 issue of the Cornell Hotel and
Restaurant Administration Quarterly, the
total failure rate is about 60%. So how has
Tony's Bistro in Califon managed to stay in
business, and do so successfully, for nearly
a quarter of a century? That's easy. It's their
uncompromising quality. Tony's continues
to prove itself again and again as one of the
finest dining establishments in the area.
Tony Kucevic, owner and head chef of
Tony's Bistro, has been creating magic in
his kitchen since the restaurant opened in
1985. A graduate of both culinary college
and Fordham University, Tony worked
with New York chefs at Vesuvio's in the
1970's. Moving to Califon in 1976, he
opened a pizzeria on Route 513, and later
opened the Bistro.
Having heard about Tony's from
friends, I was curious to discover what had
earned it accolades from so many loyal
patrons. I arrived with a friend on a week-
end evening and found the entrance on the
side of the building with ample parking.
Inside, we strolled past a bar on the left
with a partition that lends privacy to din-
ers. The restaurant is divided into three
main sections, and has a softlit, cozy
atmosphere. We were greeted almost
immediately by a friendly hostess and seat-
ed at a table dressed with white linens.
Knowing I was writing an article, Tony
so that I could sample a variety of offerings
from the menu. This was quite helpful
since the menu and list of specials was so
intriguing, making a choice would have
been a real challenge. With our drinks, an
attentive and courteous server brought a
basket of fresh-baked crusty bread and
warm garlic knots.
My friend and I were started out with
three appetizers. The antipasto, slices of
ripe tomatoes topped with fresh mozzarel-
la and roasted red peppers, dotted with
black olives, and served on a bed of let-
tuce, was a nice beginning. The ceasar
salad, crisp romaine with a light dressing
and crouton chunks, was another good
beginning. The Coconut Shrimp, however,
was the real standout. Served with a deli-
cious honey-mustard dipping sauce, the
large, tender shrimp had a sweet, crisp Tony's Bistro is a family affair. Pictured here are Teri Haus, server, Sally Graham, general manag-
coating, and were quick to disappear. er, and owner/head chef Tony Kucevic with three of his four daughters, Samantha (12), Rebecca
Next to arrive at our table were two (15), and Ashley (9), who enjoy helping out at the restaurant.
pasta dishes. The first, Spinach Ravioli
with Marsala Sauce, is often offered as a tered it, but Tony's was rich, creamy, and arrived, we found ourselves sampling from
special. Having had marsala sauce pre- just incredible. Both pasta dishes were three different plates. The Eggplant
pared incorrectly in other establishments, I topped with fresh basil, which comes from Rollatini, generously rolled with cheese
am always reticent. Here, however, I found the garden just outside. Tony is proud of and drenched in a delectable tomato sauce,
the sauce to be perfect, perhaps the best I his herb garden, telling me later in the was a choice I would certainly make on a
have ever had. Beneath it, the pasta was evening that all the herbs he uses are future visit. The Flounder Piccati was
cooked tender, each ravioli was topped grown fresh on the premises. Since my lightly fried, moist and flaky with a crisp
with large mushroom slices, and the friend and I both realized we would be coating, presented with lemon slices, and
spinach/cheese filling was superb. The sampling additional dishes, we forced our- placed beneath a light, tangy sauce with
other pasta dish was Rigatoni in Vodka selves to eat only a portion of the pastas, capers. What my friend and I were most
Sauce. What can be said about a good not an easy task. impressed with, though, was the Chicken
vodka sauce? Not all restaurants have mas- When our main entrée selections Continued on page 12

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FAMILY RESTAURANT
Specializing in Pasta, Veal,
Seafood, Chicken, Steaks &Pizza
Celebrate Your Birthday with Us!
Come in with 3 or more people
and receive your
BIRTHDAY DINNER
FREE!
*One birthday celebration per table.

TUESDAY PASTA NIGHT

Adults $8.95 • Children $3.95
WEDNESDAY
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Buy 1 Entree, Adults $11.95 • Children $5.95
Get 2nd at On/Off Premise Catering Available
1/2 PRICE * For All Occasions
Small or Large Parties
*of equal or lesser value.
Expires Sept. 30, 2008
Hours: Tues.-Thurs. 11am-10pm,
Fri. & Sat. 11am-11pm, Sun. 2pm-10pm

419 Route 513, Califon • 908-832-5272

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Chester Library Summer Reading

Over 400 children enjoyed Summer Reading Club enter-
tainment at the Chester Library. All programs were spon-
sored by the Friends of The Chester Library.(all photos
taken by Dana Pryor)

Ava and Owen Curry decide to wear their bug creations as hats. Lia Brodrick is making a spider with help from Studio U. Remy Porfido hugs a snuggly bug.
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Washington Township’s Annual

Pumpkin Painting

Y
ou are invited to attend Pumpkin
Painting Party sponsored by
Washington Township Recreation
and Long Valley Girl Scouts and Scout
Leader / Art Teacher Cindy Clark. This
annual fun event is supported by donation
of Pumpkins by Ort Farm. To register you
may go online at www.wtmorris.org. Or
visit the Washington Township Recreation
Office at 50 Rock Road, Long Valley.
Hurry and register for fun, face painting,
pizza, and treats. The date is Monday,
Chester Library Youth Programs
October 27 at the Long Valley Middle
School South Cafeteria, 51 West Mill
Road; Long Valley from 3:45 – 5 PM.
Children in school grades PreK-5th are
invited, the cost is $5.00 per child.
All children should bring a shirt or
cover all to protect their clothing. Address It’s Back To School Time!
your check to Washington Township
Recreation. Then send it to WT Send your child back to school
Recreation, 50 Rock Rd., Long Valley, NJ
07853. The final day to register is October
with a new look from
22. Salon Sophisticates!
Children’s Special

T
he Young Adult ing the dinner. If students 10:30. Registration will be

Club(YAC) of the
Chester Library will
meet on
Thursday,September 25th
from 4-5pm. YAC is open
to Chester students in
grades 6 and up. Those
attending will select the
mystery and characters for
our annual mystery dinner
to be held Friday evening
November 7th. This will be
a night of food, friends,
and "murder". Participants
will be given a description
of their character and ques-
tions they have to ask dur-
are interested they should
attend this first meeting.
"Read Your Animal
Tales" will be the theme for
the fall storytime. Children
who are able to sit quietly
and enjoy stories may bring
their favorite stuffed animal
to hear the stories with
them. A surprise live ani-
mal,who loves to hear sto-
ries, will be joining the
group on Oct. 7th & 8th.
Storytime will begin on
October 7th and continue to
December 10th. Tuesdays
at 1:00 and Wednesdays at
$5.00 OFF
1 week prior to each story-
time and is open to those
with a valid Chester
Library card.Storytime Any Child’s
includes songs, games, Haircut
snacks and a craft. New Clients /Welcome Back Clients
Only. Valid Tues.-Thurs. Only. With
selected stylists. Expires 10/5/08.
Send us your photos,
press releases and
upcoming events and Located In the Chester
we’ll publish them Spring Mall
in our next issue. Route 206 • Chester
Email us at
mary.lalama@gmail.com

Fundraiser Planned...
Continued from front page
cure every day,'' Dawn said.
“Until then, we must make
sure he has all the care we
can manage.
“Samuel is a very loving.
But, he can also be shy, artic-
ulate, funny and he loves to
dance. He is also quite a good
singer. He has a lively spirit
and personality.''
Foods that we wouldn't
think twice about ingesting
can be extremely harmful to
Samuel.
“Samuel has severe food
allergies to eggs and peanuts
(can be deadly for him) so his
menu of what he eats is not
that broad,'' Dawn said. “He
likes cereals, French fries,
macaroni & cheese and pasta.
“He is also allergic to
chicken, and as for red meat,
it is difficult for him to eat as
he has a strong gag reflex, I'm
told having respiratory issues
will cause a problem with
eating. We have him on pro-
tein and calcium drinks/sup-
plements.''
According to his mother,
the mutations that Samuel
has are very rare, and there is
on-going research with
regard to finding an effective
treatment plan for his particu-
lar mutations which are:
F1052V, I1139V, & Delta
F508.
The latter, Delta F508, he
shares with Dawn who was
recently diagnosed at age 43
through extensive family
studies geared toward help-
ing Samuel. In the past year
Dawn has suffered pancreatic
insufficiency, meaning that
enzymes that aid in certain
functions of the pancreas and
intestines are not present and
must be replaced. This works
with roughly 50% of patients
that are diagnosed in adult-
hood, and Dawn is only the
67th person in the United
States where doctors have
made the discovery through
studies of the child, and life-
long maintenance for her dis-
ease must be maintained.
Samuel and his family are
currently struggling, now it's
up to the community at large
to give them reason for opti-
mism.
For more information on
the fund raiser or to purchase
tickets, call Mary Lalama at
973-252-9889.
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Delighting Diners...
Continued from fpage 8
Monterey. The large, tender chicken
breasts were breaded and fried with crisp
pepperoni, and smothered in a rich,
creamy monterey jack cheese sauce. While
this dish had been recommended to me by
more than one friend, I hadn't expected to
be as impressed as I was. If you do nothing
else in life, I strongly suggest you make it
a point to visit Tony's and order this dish.
When it came time for coffee and
dessert, we were offered one of several
specialty coffees including Italian Coffee
(Sambuca Romana), Vanilla Delight
(liquor 43 and Bailey's Irish Cream), and
Irish (with Tullamore Dew). For dessert,
we were served Homemade Tiramasu and
Canolis. In the past, I have not been partic-
ularly impressed by Tiramasu, and would
not have ordered it by choice. Both my
friend and I were quite surprised at how
delicious this homemade specialty of the
house was. Served with dollups of fresh
whipped cream and a splash of chocolate
sauce, this was a light and creamy dessert
that we savored to the last. The chef later
confided to me the secret of his personal-
ized recipe, but, alas, I am sworn to secre-
cy. You'll just have to discover its perfec-
tion for yourself.
The other dessert we were served,
Canolis, were also a personalized version
created by Tony. The filling was the light-
est I have ever encountered. It was rich
and creamy with just the right balance of
sweetness.
What I found particularly intrigu-
ing at Tony's was the warm and inviting
atmosphere. The main objective of owner
and head chef Tony Kucevic is to make his
customers happy. If a customer requests a
special that is not currently on the menu,
they are willing to make that dish on
request. Tony's also does private parties
with seating from ten to eighty, and off-site
catering as well.
“We do everything,” Tony
explains. “I don't have a catering menu. I
tell the customer to come down and we'll
plan the menu together. You tell me about
your guests. We basically create the menu.
I can do a carving station, whatever you
want. I can recommend tents, a florist. We
have a bakery we work with, Harper's
Bakery in Hackettown. We also have sev-
eral catering halls we can rent. We basical-
ly work together as a team. One phone call
does it all.”
The restaurant also offers a vari-
ety of pizzas and is quite family-oriented.
The menu is extensive, offering something
for everybody. Tony's Bistro is located at
419 Route 513 in Califon. The phone num-
ber is (908) 832-5272. Although walk-ins
are always welcome, reservations are
accepted. Whether you're looking for a
quiet place for a romantic dinner, a place
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A Look At WMCHS Boy’s Soccer
By Josh Lashley
T
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son in the fall of 2007, earning 11
victories and a spot in the North II Group III
sectional tournament where they were
defeated by South Plainfield in the opening
round. Looking at the talent and depth of
experience that they have returning to the
roster this year, there should be an air of
optimism surrounding this squad as the
2008 regular season gets underway.
Just take a quick glance at the veteran
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hen I woke up
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have sworn it
was Labor Day weekend
2008. However, as I
looked around the parking
lot at the Parsippany
Hilton, it sure didn't look
like 2008.
Bobby soxers passed by
and an outdoor boutique
had mannequins modeling
peasant blouses and poodle
skirts. A young teen
seemed to be working on a
marathon hula-hoop "Surfs Up, where's Annette and Frankie?" That's the message this classic '50s chevy seems to
record. I could hear convey to those checking out the cars at Lead East held over Labor Day weekend.
“Where the Boys Are”
plaintively sung by a “The African Queen” and found the portal back to a area near or in the parking
singer performing that “When Worlds Collide” to more innocent time. lot, decorate it nostalgical-
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drive-in double feature, moment seemed to have Biggest '50s party. The But, the event is more
event is run by Appleton than cars. There's sock
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Valley (alias Terry Cook and Do Wop groups (this
and Linda Naprstek). The year there were 33 of
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Greg Hatcher Troop 236 Earns Eagle Rank

For Greg's Eagle Project he started and built a skate
park at his church, Valley View Chapel in Long Valley.
He directed over 30 people in building 2 ramps, 2 manu-
al boxes, and two ledges Valley View Chapel has since
expanded its skate park plans under the direction of
Jonathan (JR) Russell and has added numerous rails and
even a full mini-ramp to the park. Revelation Skaters is a
chapter of Christian Skaters International. For more
information see valleyviewchapel.org under ministries.
Greg appreciates all of the support and assistance he
received in this long road to Eagle Scout from his fellow
scouts, friends, family and church family.

Greg Hatcher of Long Valley completed the require-

ments for the Rank of Eagle Scout becoming the 37th
Eagle Scout from troop 236 in Washington Township.
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a business in the skateboarding or snowboarding industry.
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izen residences. The band always leads the Hackettstown
Memorial Day parade, and participates in various fire
department parades including the Boonton parade during
the Labor Day holiday weekend. Concerts in the park, this
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Harlin’s Point of View....
The Culture War Comes Roaring Back Why are Democrats afraid of Sarah Palin?
by Harlin Parker
So here we are at the beginning of the
2008 election season. Oh sure, it feels as
though the presidential election has been
going on forever, but it is only now, fol-
lowing the conventions, that both tickets
are set and the race is truly on. Sitting at
home over the past couple of weeks recov-
ering from surgery, I’ve had the pleasure
of watching 27/7 coverage of both conven-
tions. Sadly, if the conventions are any
guide, the 2008 race isn’t looking pretty.
Let me explain.
While I’m sure I’m not alone, it some-
times feels like I’m in a small minority.
I’ve said over and over again that, in our
democracy, our opponents are not our ene-
mies. In order to ensure a healthy democ-
racy, we need healthy political parties
where opinions and positions can be for-
mulated, articulated and promoted. We
all must listen to and respect opposing,
responsible points of view. In the United
States, we have the two major political
parties as well as a number of smaller par-
ties which are generally rather narrowly
focused. Those smaller parties can, and
do, offer arguments and positions on
issues of public policy which should be
heard and taken into account. However,
with few exceptions, it is the two major
parties wherein those who would lead us,
both in the executive and legislative
branches of government, are found.
I’m a strong believer in party politics,
as long as it is done well. That means,
among other things, that positions taken
by members of the opposing parties are
respected even as they are rebutted.
Opposing arguments, well articulated,
allow everyone to listen, having such posi-
tions tested and thus allowing all of us to
make choices based on intelligent (even
though impassioned) discussion. That’s
how it’s supposed to work, that’s how it
can work, and that’s how it should work.
Sadly, in St. Paul, it didn’t work out that
way.
Although Senator McCain’s accept-
ance speech did include statements explic-
itly in line with the idea of respecting
opposing viewpoints and working in a bi-
partisan manner to reach solutions, the
vast majority of the speeches given at the
Republican convention this week were
anything but intelligent or respectful. Not
only were the Republican speechmakers
disrespectful of opposing parties, they
were disrespectful of all of us as citizens
and members of our society. Each speak-
er, in his or her own way, made it clear,
sometimes with the subtlety of a sledge
hammer, that Liberals in this country are
unpatriotic and amoral with just one thing
in mind; to raise everyone’s taxes. And
let’s be clear: each speech was approved
by Senator McCain before it was given.
He knew what would be said. He obvi-
ously wanted those things said.
This just won’t do. Democrats and
Liberals have taken issue with the policies
of the current administration, with the
positions of the Republican party, those of
Senator McCain specifically and with the
public policy positions taken by those who
call themselves Conservatives. However,
at no time, not once, did I hear any of the
speakers in Denver give even the slightest
impression that our opponents were unpa-
triotic or immoral. Clearly, those who
gathered in St. Paul were the radical hard
right element of the Republican party.
It wasn’t that many years ago that
Senator McCain himself denounced this
radical fringe group of his party.
Unfortunately, in the bitter cold calcula-
tions of presidential electoral college strat-
egy, Senator McCain has veered his
straight talk express sharp right and into
the sneering, bellicose rantings of those
such as Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson,
and Rudy Giuliani. But Senator McCain
didn’t stop there.
In his first “presidential” decision,
Senator McCain has offered up Governor
Sarah Palin as the best person available to
take over as President of the United States
in the event something (G-d forbid) were
to happen to him. It is nonsense to try to
compare Governor Palin’s “experience”
with Senator Obama’s. Senator Obama
has subjected himself to the will of the
voters. Our democratic process has
shown that actual voters want him as our
President. But voters don’t get to choose
the Vice President. No, in a quirk of our
constitution, that position is not voted
upon separately. Let’s keep in mind that,
other than casting a tie breaking vote in the
Senate, the Vice President actually does
not have any specific job.
The Vice President is our “insurance
policy” in the event something happens to
the President. Senator Obama has chosen
Senator Joe Biden, a well respected,
worldly and very experienced person who
everyone agrees is capable of taking over
that office (even if you don’t agree with
his views). That just cannot be said for
Governor Palin, however much you may
like her. She’s the “Commander In
Chief” of the Alaska National Guard?
Gimme a break. For goodness sake,
Morris County has more residents than the
entire state of Alaska. Is someone going
to seriously argue that Margaret
Nordstrom (county freeholder chair and
past mayor of Washington Township) is
ready to be President of the United States?
Certainly Governor Palin is not.
If you think Senator Obama lacks the
Continued on page 20
Tom’s Point of View...
by Tom Lotito
The wheels are starting to come off the
bus for the Democrats. Why are the
Democrats along with the major news
media, so afraid of John McCain's VP
pick, Sarah Palin, the Governor of
Alaska? Because Sarah Palin embodies
the heart and soul of Conservatism. She
can galvanize the Conservative base to
give John McCain the needed support for
a win a in Nov. She is also pro-life not
by word, but by deed.
And you must have read by now, Mrs.
Palin just had a down syndrome baby at
age 44, setting aside her doctor's warnings
and recommendation of an abortion. It was
also announced that her daughter Bristol,
age 17 was pregnant and will marry the
father, a hockey player and HS sweet-
heart, Levi Johnston.
"Hypocrite", "I hate you, I hate you"
"McCain is a liar", " Does John McCain
know what he's doing?" This is just a small
sample of the hate comments on
Politico.com from Liberal Democrat blog-
gers and the mainstream news media. The
left wing anti-God anti-country and anti-
family Liberal Democrats have become
unhinged over McCain's VP choice,
Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. Why?
Sarah Palin is keeping her newborn
son Trig and giving him a life. Bristol has
chosen to have her baby, get married to
her boyfriend, and raise their baby, with
the unconditional love and help from
Governor Palin and her husband Todd.
This raises the question, should Sarah
Palin withdraw from the public arena of
ideas and opinions and wear a scarlet letter
for practicing family values, because her
daughter became pregnant and did not fol-
low the value system her mother and
father taught her at home? No. We can
teach our children abstinence, but it does-
n't mean that they will automatically com-
ply with our wishes.
Teenage pregnancy has happened to
many good and decent families. Of course,
this is not the future we had hoped for our
children when they are born! But as a God
fearing people, we choose life!
This display of family values by Gov.
Palin, is in direct conflict with the liberal
establishment media complex dogma.
According to the Liberals this is reason
enough to expel Palin from the VP slot and
send her back to Alaska. Because Mrs.
Palin doesn't embrace liberalism, she has
become the Bain of the modern Liberal
Democrat party's existence in the midst of
a presidential campaign.
They are calling Mrs. Palin a hypocrite
because she espouses "family values" and
is helping her daughter Bristol, keep and
raise her baby. These personal decisions
by the Palin family destroys the liberal
notion of Planned Parenthood and abor-
tion for teens.
This has caused the Mainstream News
Media to work like journalists and they
are busy searching garbage cans looking
for dirt on the Palin family. The question
becomes; Why wasn't there any of this
type of scrutiny of Barack Hussein
Obama? Where is the journalistic inves-
tigation of real-estate developer, convict-
ed felon, Tony Rezko, and the shady land
deal in Chicago when he helped the
Obamas buy their mansion below market
price?
Where are the news stories about
Obama's relationship with unrepentant ter-
rorist and Pentagon bomber William
Ayers? Who said on 911, "I wish I did
more" referring to the pentagon bombings
he was involved in the 1970's.
Why is Barack Obama is suing the
Justice dept to criminalize and keep an
independent 501(C) (3) organization from
running TV and radio ads about Barack
Obama's association with William Ayers?
In case you didn't know it Obama has had
an acquaintance with Ayers for more than
10 years as community organizer in
Chicago. Obama sought Ayers blessings
when he decided to run for president.
Obama knows that it will expose him for
the Communist ideology that he embraces
as a vision for America's future.
Sarah Palin also believes in drilling for
new oil offshore and in ANWR. Palin
supports tax cuts, less government intru-
sion, reduced taxes on small businesses,
strong defense of our nation and will sup-
port the appointment of conservative
judges to the supreme court.
Governor Palin answers her own phone
in the Governor office, drives herself to
and from work, and prepares home cooked
meals for her family. Sarah Palin is one of
us and she's beautiful too!
Alaska provides 20% of the nations oil
supply. In 2006 Palin put together a deal
to bring natural gas to the Midwest, help-
ing to stabilize the natural gas market and
create jobs for the local economy of
Alaska.
The prior administration had shelved
the project in the name of global warming.
Palin also brought ethics reform to the
Republican party in Alaska, and has an
80% approval rating.
Sarah Palin, is a rising star in the GOP,
and has more executive experience as
Governor, than Barack Obama and Joe
Biden combined. What's the difference
between a pit bull and a soccer mom? The
lipstick!
Sarah Palin told this joke at the con-
vention. Her speech was a home run hit
out of the park. Sarah Palin is like Ronald
Continued on page 19
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Afraid of Sarah Palin?
Continued from fpage 18
Reagan, able to use wit and humor on the
campaign trail in speeches. Obama and the
Democrats are on the defensive, Sarah
Palin is a brilliant choice by John
McCain, the Liberals worst nightmare. A
conservative woman candidate who will
unite the Christian Conservative base
against Obama and the Democrats in
Nov.
Locally here in Long Valley, Kevin
Nedd, was elected in 2005 as an
Independent fiscal Conservative to the
township committee, has now switched
parties to run as a Trenton style tax-and-
spend Democrat. Giving up his conserva-
tive message, the recent reevaluation of
property tax increases shifted the burden
on homes at the lower economic end of
the scale, property taxes went up as much
as 24% and more in some cases.
Mr. Nedd was quoted as saying" these
homeowners were reaping the benefits of
an artificially low rate". Taxes on new
homes on the higher end of the scale actu-
ally went down. It is fair to conclude that
Kevin Nedd believes that high taxes for
McMansions should be shifted to middle
income families to make up the differ-
ence, here in Long Valley.
Mr. Nedd, who attributes his election to
office from blogging on local message
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Record, and the Observer-Tribune have
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Helping Shy People Lead Exceptional Lives
I
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KofC Benefit Dinner
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ll members of the Knights of
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The Culture War...
Continued from fpage 18
experience or ability to be our President,
then don’t vote for him. However, the pri-
mary voters do think he has what it takes
to be our President and I have every confi-
dence the majority of voters will feel the
same this November. Nobody but Senator
McCain has made that choice about
Governor Palin; she who was for the
Bridge to Nowhere before she was against
it. She who reduced funding for special
needs children (by over 60% !!) before she
found herself as the mother of a special
needs child (now she would like all to
know that she’ll be an advocate for special
needs children). She who wants to
impose the teaching of the Christian theo-
cratic idea of creationism as part of the sci-
ence curriculum in our public schools.
The radical right conservatives might like
her, but mainstream American she ain’t.
world. Whether you are in business, a
professional mom, a parent/teenager look-
ing to improve communications, or simply
struggling to achieve your dreams, attend-
ing this workshop is a great decision.
Call 908-876-3596 or go to
www.wtpl.org under adult programs to
sign-up! Washington Twp. Residents given
priority seating.
evening will be the guest speaker, Mr.
Mitchell C. Beinhaker, Esq. a noted attor-
ney specializing in wills, trusts and estate
planning. Mr. Beinhaker has addressed
other fraternal organizations, including
several Knights of Columbus venues. The
evening will begin promptly at 7:30 PM
and conclude around 9PM. There will be a
question and answer period. Also door
prizes will be awarded and refreshments
will be served. For more information con-
tact Chip Leiher at (973) 527-4904 (email,
Robert.Leiher@kofc.org) or Pete Grice at
(973) 252-8961 (email,
Peter.Grice@kofc.org)
With his embrace of the radical right
wing of his party, and his choice of
Governor Palin, Senator McCain has res-
urrected the divisive, debilitating culture
wars. Been there, done that. It wasn’t
fun then, and it won’t be fun, or produc-
tive, now. This country faces many real
issues which need immediate, decisive,
bipartisan action, from the economy to
energy self sufficiency, to healthcare.
Stoking the passions of the culture wars
may help Senator McCain’s election
chances, as he obviously believes, but it
won’t do a darn thing about addressing the
real issues that face us. Nor will it raise
the level of discourse or the level of
respect that voters deserve. As far as I’m
concerned, the straight talk express is a
wreck.
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