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We are, We are, We are the Southall boys. The Southall newsletter is our gift back to the world, sharing our insights, and giving everyone a glimpse into the turbulent, but rewarding lives that we lead. We hope you enjoy the read, and look forward to your comments and questions, @51Southall on twitter!

Welcome, dearest friends to the inaugural edition of the weekly Southall Avenue newsletter! Your one stop source for all the news, gossip and much much more from the house.

Greetings!

James Brown Ryan Bushby Johnny Daw Luc Higham

Age: 23 Age: 22 Nicknames: JB, Mamba Nicknames: Bush, Bushby Shoe Size: 12 Shoe Size: 11 Colour: Purple Colour: Green Crisps: Prawn Cocktail Crisps: Cool Doritos Dinosaur: Stegosaurus Dinosaur: Velociraptor Room: Upper Westwing Room: Kitchen Adjacent TOWIE or MIC?: MIC TOWIE or MIC?: TOWIE Age: 21 Nicknames: Destroyer Shoe Size: 11 Colour: Orange Crisps: Paprika Max Dinosaur: Stegasaurus Room: Parlour 2 TOWIE or MIC?: TOWIE

Meet the Gang

Age: 20 Nicknames: Higgles, Ralph Shoe Size: 11 Colour: Blue Crisps: Thai Sweet Chili Dinosaur: Diplodocus Room: Westwing TOWIE or MIC?: TOWIE

What were listening too this week: JB: Bon Iver - Perth

Bushby: The Gallows - Orchestra of Wolves

Gilo: Billy Paul - Me and Mrs Jones Stew: Drake - Headline Luc: LMFAO - Sexy and You Know It Brad: Chris Brown feat Busta - Look At Me Now Daw: Labrinth - Earthquake

Giles Kennedy

Bradley McManus
Age: 21 Nicknames: Tebow Shoe Size: 12 Colour: Yellow Crisps: Cheese and Onion Dinosaur: Triceratops Room: Parlour 1 TOWIE or MIC?: MIC

Stewart Probert
Age: 22 Nicknames: Stew, Ginger Talisman Shoe Size: 12 Colour: Yellow Crisps: Thai Sweet Chili Dinosaur: Diplodocus Room: Upper Eastwing TOWIE or MIC?: TOWIE

Age: 21 Nicknames: Gilo, Kurt Shoe Size: 9 Colour: Black Crisps: Ready Salted Dinosaur: Pachycephalosaurus Room: Upper Eastwing TOWIE or MIC?: MIC

The Luc Higham Rumour Mill

Well my ears have been burning, and the rumours have been coming in from all over the shop, apparently Georgio from The Only Way Is Essex was seen sneaking out of the house on thursday afternoon! Not only this, but he was walking with a limp... The question on everyones lips? Whose bed did he stay in? Im also hearing word from my sources, that if you want to avoid being kicked out of Oceana on a Wednesday night, then wearing your hat the wrong way round is a far more heinous crime than ghting!

Gripe of the Week

My rst gripe of the week goes out to all you lollers. Putting lol in any form of message is bad enough, putting it more than once is an offence which should be punishable by death. For example, Im at da cinema lol dunno wat lms on lol wat u doin lol. My advice to you (and you do know who you are) would be to read your messages back to yourself before sending them - you will probably at this point realise the extent which your constant loling showcases perfectly the absolute tool that you in fact are.

Fight on the Frontline Special

Two of the Southall gang have bravely put their lives on the line, and are on the frontline helping our boys in a very modern war. Tebow and Stew have been putting in the hours ghting for our country, and our freedom while so that the rest of the housemates can sleep soundly in their beds at night. The pair were reluctant to comment when questioned, but eventually released a statement: people bleeding, people dying, dont be crying, I aint lying. Peace.

Guess Who?

Snooker Update!
JB and Johnny are still battling with each other for Southall snooker supremacy. While some pundits suggest JB holds the upper hand, be sure to keep an eye out in our next edition for results of their latest matchup!

Get back to me for a sexy treat!

This editions guess who is one sure to get the brain cells ring. Which of the housemates, on returning home from a night out, having successfully exchanged numbers with his latest conquest messaged her saying this? Despicable!

Dish of the Week

This weeks dish, is from the Welsh boy himself and what a choice it is. A chicken and raisin salad, so if youre counting the calories, or wanting to lose a few pounds, this could be a winner for you.. Marinade: 1tsp Caster Sugar 1tsp Cinnamon 2tsp Paprika 1tsp Mixed Spice 1/2 tsp Chilli Powder 2 tbsp Sesame Oil 1tbsp Walnut Oil 1tbsp Groundnut Oil The Salad: 2 Skinless Chicken Breast Fillets Handful Sultanas Salad Leaves Tamari Sauce to taste.

Preparation: Marinade Chicken in spices and oil, overnight if possible. Fry chicken breasts until sizzling, then add red wine vinegar and tamari sauce. Toss with salad of your choice Enjoy!

- John Says: - Not only is this dish a tasty treat, its also a great way to use up leftovers!

Social Shenanigans

This weeks social saw two extremes of fancy dress collide, you had the beauty of TOWIE mixed in with the pure chaos of charity shop challenge. The social saw the appearance of two new faces April and Scarlett who were out on the town and letting their hair down for a one off special. Many people had the privilege to wear one of the prettiest dresses currently on the market as it was passed around. And its fair to say that Tumnuss skirt did not leave much to the imagination...luckily!