Whenever you see me you say that you want me back And I tell you it dont mean jack,

no it dont mean jack I couldnt stop laughing no I just couldnt help myself See you messed up my mental health I was quite unwell I was so lost back then But with a little help from my friends I found a light in the tunnel at the end Now youre calling me up on the phone So you can have a little whine and a moan And its only because youre feeling alone Chorus At first when I see you cry, Yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes me smile At worst I feel bad for a while, but then I just smile I go ahead and smile Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala Chorus At first when I see you cry, Yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes me smile At worst I feel bad for a while, but then I just smile I go ahead and smile Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

When you first left me I was wanting more But you were fucking that girl next door, what ya do that for When you first left me I didnt know what to say Ive never been on my own that way, just sat by myself all day I was so lost back then But with a little help from my friends I found a light in the tunnel at the end Now youre calling me up on the phone So you can have a little whine and a moan And its only because youre feeling alone Chorus At first when I see you cry, Yeah it makes me smile, yeah it makes me smile At worst I feel bad for a while, but then I just smile I go ahead and smile

Alright so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone. Youre just doing your own thing and someone comes out the blue, Theyre like, Alright Hes saying, Yeah can I take your digits? And youre like, no not in a million years, youre nasty Please leave me alone. Cut to the pub on a lads night out, Man at the bar cos it was his shout, Clocks this bird and she looks ok, She caught him looking and she walks his way, Alright darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then? Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend..

I recognise this guy... Thats what shes thinking, As he walks over her face starts sinking, Shes like, Oh here we go.. Its a routine check that she already knows, shes thinking Theyre all the same.

Yeah you alright baby? You look alright still, yeah whats Your name? She looks in her bag, takes out a fag, tries to get away From the guy on a blag, cant find a light, Shes got no taste hand on his waist, tries to pull away but Her lips Use mine on his face, You see the thing is I really dont have the time. If you insist Ill have a white wine spritzer Sorry love, but you aint a pretty picture. Chorus Chorus Cant knock em out, cant walk away, Try desperately to think of the politest way to say, Just get out my face, just leave me alone, And no you cant have me number, Why? Because Ive lost my phone. Oh yeah, actually yeah Im pregnant, having a baby in like 6 months so no, and yeah, yeah Go away now, let me go, Are you stupid? Or just a little slow? Go away now Ive made myself clear, Nah its not gonna happen, Not in a a million years, Chorus x2 Nah Ive gotta go cos my house is on fire, Ive got herpes, err no Ive got syphilis

There was a little old lady, who was walkin down the road She was struggling with bags from Tesco There were people from the city havin lunch in the park I believe that its called al fresco When a kid came along to offer a hand But before she had time to accept it Hits her over the head, doesnt care if shes dead Cause hes got all her jewellery and wallet Riding through the city on my bike all day Cause the filth took away my licence It doesnt get me down and I feel ok Cause the sights that Im seeing are priceless Everything seems to look as it should But I wonder what goes on behind doors A fella looking dapper, but hes sittin with a slapper Then I see its a pimp and his crack whore You might laugh you might frown Walkin round London town Chorus Sun is in the sky oh why oh why Would I wanna be anywhere else ? Sun is in the sky oh why oh why Would I wanna be anywhere else ? When you look with your eyes Everything seems nice But if you look twice You can see its all lies You might laugh you might frown Walkin round London town Chorus Sun is in the sky oh why oh why Would I wanna be anywhere else ? Sun is in the sky oh why oh why Would I wanna be anywhere else ? When you look with your eyes Everything seems nice But if you look twice You can see its all lies Life, thats city life, yeah thats city life, thats city life Life, thats city life, yeah thats city life, thats city life Chorus Sun is in the sky oh why oh why Would I wanna be anywhere else ? Sun is in the sky oh why oh why Would I wanna be anywhere else ? Chorus x4

Do you think, Everything, everyone, is going mental, It seems to me were spiralling outta control and its Inevitable, Now dont you think, This time is yours, this time is mine, Its temperamental, It seems to me, were on all fours, Crawling on our knees, Someone help us please Oh Jesus Christ almighty, Do I feel alright? No not slightly, I wanna get a flat I know I cant afford it, Its just the bureaucrats who wont give me a mortgage, Well its very funny cos I got your fuckin money, And Im never gonna get it just because of my bad credit Oh well I guess I mustnt grumble, I suppose thats just the way the cookie crumbles. Chorus Oh yeah, Im fine, Everythings just wonderful, Im having the time of my life. Dont you want something else, Something new, than what weve got here, And dont you feel its all the same, Some sick game and its not insincere, I wish I could change the ways of the world, Make it a nice place Until that day, I guess we stay, Doing what we do Screwing who we screw

Why cant I sleep at night, Dont say its gonna be alright, I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese, And not feel bad about it for days and days and days. In the magazines they talk about weight loss, If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss, Oh no its not the life I chose, But I guess thats the way that things go, Chorus x2 Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba etc. Oh Jesus Christ almighty, Do I feel alright? No not slightly, I wanna get a flat I know I cant afford it, Its just the bureaucrats who wont give me a mortgage, Well its very funny cos I got your fuckin money, And Im never gonna get it just because of my bad credit Oh well I guess I mustnt grumble, I suppose thats just the way the cookie crumbles. Oh well I guess its just the way that things go, I suppose thats the way the cookie crumbles, Oh well I guess its just the way that things go, I suppose thats the way the cookie crumbles.

Chorus I never wanted it to end up this way, Youve only got yourself to blame, Im gonna tell them that youre rubbish in bed now And that youre small in the game. I saw you thought this was gonna be easy, Well youre out of luck. Yeah lets rewind, lets turn back time to when you Couldnt get it up, You know what it shoulda ended there, Thats when I shoulda shown you the door. If that werent enough to deal with, You became premature. Im sorry if you feel that Im being kinda mental, But you left me in such a state. But now Im gonna do what you did to me, Im gonna reciprocate. Chorus Youre not big youre not clever, No you aint a big brother Not big what so ever. Ahhhhhhhhh etc. Im sorry if you feel that Im being kinda mental, But you left me in such a state. But now Im gonna do what you did to me, Im gonna reciprocate. Chorus

Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time, What dyou want some kind of reaction? Well ok thats fine, Alright how would it make you feel if I told you that you Never ever made me come? In the year and a half that we spent together, Yeah I never really had much fun. All those times that I said I was sober, Well Im afraid I lied, Id be lying next to you, you next to me, All the time I was high as a kite. I could see it in your face when you give it to me gentle, Yeah you really must think youre great, Lets see how you feel in a couple of weeks, When I work my way through your mates.

Ooooooooooo Ooooooooooo Friday night last orders at the pub, Get in the car and drive to the club, Theres a massive crowd outside so we get in to the queue Its quarter past 11 now we wont get in till quarter to. Its quarter to and we get to the front, Girl on a guest list dressed like a c*** She asked security to check in my shoes, You can play this game with me but you know youre gonna lose. Looked me up and down, I dont make a sound, Theres a lesson that I want you to learn, If youre gonna play with fire then youre gonna get burned, Chorus Dont try and test me cos youll get reaction, Another drink and I'm ready for action, I dont know who you think you are, But making people scared wont get you very far. Ooooooooooooo Ooooooooooooo In the club make our way to the bar, Good dancing love but you should of worn a bra. Guy on the mike and hes making too much noise, Theres these girls in the corner wanting attention from the boys. I see these girls and theyre shouting through the crowd, Dont understand why theyre being really loud. They make their way over to me, They try to push me out the way, I'll push her back, she looks at me and says, What you tryna say? Chorus x2 Oooooooooooooo Oooooooooooooo

Please dont come around and knock on my door Cos I dont want to have to pick you up off the floor, When you ask if we can still be lovers, Ill have to introduce my brothers, Think that they could teach you a lesson or two, By the time theyve finished youll be black and blue Youll be crying like a baby, A sea of tears theyll call the navy in. Ive been thinking that youve crossed the line, If you disagree well that will be just fine, Cos you waste my time and waste my money And youre not too cool and youre not soo funny! Spreading your seed all over the town Getting too greedy and messing around: Oh my gosh you must be joking me If you think that youll be poking me. Chorus Dont take me on no no Dont take me on no no Dont take me ooon Shattered the lie but you think I dont already know, Dont try to deny cos my fuse is ready to blow Its your turn to learn but I think that you know where to go Its a shame shame shame for you Chorus Dont take me on no no Dont take me on no no Dont take me ooon Shattered the lie but you think I dont already know, Dont try to deny cos my fuse is ready to blow Its your turn to learn but I think that you know where to go Its a shame shame shame for you Dont take me on no no Dont take me on no no Dont take me ooon Shattered the lie but you think I dont already know, Dont try to deny cos my fuse is ready to blow Its your turn to learn but I think that you know where to go Its a shame shame shame for you

The littlest things that take me there I know it sounds lame but its so true I know its not right, but it seems unfair That the things are reminding me of you Sometimes I wish we could just pretend Even if for only one weekend So come on, tell me Is this the end? Drinkin tea in bed Watching DVDs When I discovered all your dirty grotty magazines You take me out shopping and all wed buy is trainers As if we ever needed anything to entertain us The first time that you introduced me to your friends And you could tell I was nervous, so you held my hand When I was feeling down, you made that face you do No one in the world that could replace you Sometimes I find myself sittin back and reminiscing Especially when I have to watch other people kissin And I remember when you started callin me your missus All the play fightin, all the flirtatious disses Id tell you sad stories about my childhood I dont why I trusted you but I knew that I could Wed spend the whole weekend lying in our own dirt I was just so happy in your boxers and your t-shirt Chorus Dreams, Dreams Of when we had just started things Dreams of you and me It seems, It seems That I cant shake those memories I wonder if you have the same dreams too. Chorus Dreams, Dreams Of when we had just started things Dreams of me and you It seems, It seems That I cant shake those memories I wonder if you feel the same way too The littlest things that take me there I know it sounds lame but its so true I know its not right, but it seems unfair That the things remind me of you Sometimes I wish we could just pretend Even if for only one weekend So come on, tell me Is this the end?

A picture paints a thousand words, As one door opens, another one closes, And two wrongs dont make a right Now good things come to those who wait, Take the highs with the lows dear, You'll get what youre given and everythings gonna be alright. What the fuck do you know? Just cos youre old you think youre wise, But who the hell are you though, I didnt even ask for your advice You wanna keep your mouth shut, You wanna take your thoughts elsewhere, Cos youre doing in my nut, And do you think I care? Chorus Say what you say, Do what you do Feel what you feel, As long as its real. I said take what you take And give what you give Just be what you want, Just as long as its real.

Now by a horse, I once was told That all that glitters is not gold And all that is to fear is fear itself. This horsey also told me, I should keep my friends close but my enemies closer, So as to protect myself. What the fuck do you know? Just cos youre old you think youre wise, But who the hell are you though, I didnt even ask for your advice You wanna keep your mouth shut, You wanna take your thoughts elsewhere, Cos youre doing in my nut, And do you think care? Chorus Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Chorus x4

Ooooo deary me, My little brothers in his bedroom smoking weed, I tell him he should get up cos its nearly quarter past three He cant be bothered cos hes high on THC. I ask him very nicely if hed like a cup of tea, I cant even see you cos the room is so smokey, Dont understand how one can watch so much TV, My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see. Chorus Oooooo I only say it cos I care, So please can you stop pulling my hair. Now, now theres no need to swear, Please dont despair my dear Mon frre. Ooooo Alfie get up its a brand new day, I just cant sit back and watch your life waste away You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid. Get off your lazy arse, Alfie please use your brain Surely theres some walls out there that you can go spray, Im feeling guilty for leading you astray, Now how the hell do you ever expect that youll get laid, When all you do is stay and play on your computer games? Chorus Oh little brother please refrain from doing that, Im trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat. Its time that you and I sat down and had a little chat, Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat. Chorus Please dont despair Please dont despair Mon frere

I dont wanna start a fight, But in the background I can hear you chatting shite, I hear it every night. And you think that youre really cool, Youve been doing it since we were both at school, Now who looks like a fool. Chorus Youre no friend of mine girl And Ive known it for a while girl, Youre just a waste of time girl Why dont you have another line girl. Tell me what did you expect? Have you got no self respect? Reputation to protect? Soon youll be a nervous wreck. (x2) What happened to the good old days? I was hoping this was just a stupid phase

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