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And let #s hear 'ernardo speak of this. Does not di%ide the S#nday from the !eek* Bernardo. $ast night of all, What might +e to!ard, that this s!eaty haste When yond same star thats !est!ard from the pole Doth make the night 4oint1la+o#rer !ith the day" Had made his co#rse to ill#me that part of hea%en Who ist that can inform me? Where no! it +#rns, .arcell#s and myself, Horatio. That can I* The +ell then +eating one, 2 At least, the !hisper goes so. 0#r last king, Enter Ghost. Whose image e%en +#t no! appeard to #s, Marcellus. Peace, +reak thee off* look, !here it comes Was, as yo# kno!, +y ,ortin+ras of or!ay, again& Thereto prickd on +y a most em#late pride, Bernardo. In the same fig#re, like the king thats Dared to the com+at* in !hich o#r %aliant Hamlet 2 dead. ,or so this side of o#r kno!n !orld esteemd him 2 Marcellus. Tho# art a scholar* speak to it, Horatio. Did slay this ,ortin+ras* !ho +y a seald compact, Bernardo. $ooks it not like the king? mark it, Horatio. Well ratified +y la! and heraldry, Horatio. .ost like" it harro!s me !ith fear and Did forfeit, !ith his life, all those his lands !onder. Which he stood sei5ed of, to the con-#eror" Bernardo. It !o#ld +e spoke to. Against the !hich, a moiety competent Marcellus. 3#estion it, Horatio. Was gaged +y o#r king* !hich had ret#rnd Horatio. What art tho# that #s#rpst this time of night, To the inheritance of ,ortin+ras, Together !ith that fair and !arlike form Had he +een %an-#isher* as, +y the same co%enant, In !hich the ma4esty of +#ried Denmark And carriage of the article designd, Did sometimes march? +y hea%en I charge thee, His fell to Hamlet. o!, sir, yo#ng ,ortin+ras, speak& 0f #nimpro%ed mettle hot and f#ll, Marcellus. It is offended. Hath in the skirts of or!ay here and there Bernardo. See, it stalks a!ay& Sharkd #p a list of la!less resol#tes, Horatio. Stay& speak, speak& I charge thee, speak& ,or food and diet, to some enterprise Exit Ghost. That hath a stomach int* !hich is no other 2 Marcellus. )Tis gone, and !ill not ans!er. As it doth !ell appear #nto o#r state 2 Bernardo. Ho! no!, Horatio& yo# trem+le and look '#t to reco%er of #s, +y strong hand pale" And terms comp#lsatory, those foresaid lands Is not this something more than fantasy? So +y his father lost" and this, I take it, What think yo# ont? Is the main moti%e of o#r preparations, Horatio. 'efore my /od, I might not this +elie%e The so#rce of this o#r !atch and the chief head Witho#t the sensi+le and tr#e a%o#ch 0f this post1haste and romage in the land. 0f mine o!n eyes. Bernardo. I think it +e no other +#t een so" Marcellus. Is it not like the king? Well may it sort that this portento#s fig#re Horatio. As tho# art to thyself" 6omes armed thro#gh o#r !atch* so like the king S#ch !as the %ery armo#r he had on That !as and is the -#estion of these !ars. When he the am+itio#s or!ay com+ated* Horatio. A mote it is to tro#+le the minds eye. So fro!nd he once, !hen, in an angry parle, In the most high and palmy state of 7ome, He smote the sledded Polacks on the ice. A little ere the mightiest 8#li#s fell, )Tis strange. The gra%es stood tenantless and the sheeted dead Marcellus. Th#s t!ice +efore, and 4#mp at this dead Did s-#eak and gi++er in the 7oman streets" ho#r, As stars !ith trains of fire and de!s of +lood, With martial stalk hath he gone +y o#r !atch. Disasters in the s#n* and the moist star Horatio. In !hat partic#lar tho#ght to !ork I kno! 9pon !hose infl#ence ept#nes empire stands not* Was sick almost to doomsday !ith eclipse" '#t in the gross and scope of my opinion, And e%en the like prec#rse of fierce e%ents, This +odes some strange er#ption to o#r state. As har+ingers preceding still the fates Marcellus. /ood no!, sit do!n, and tell me, he that And prolog#e to the omen coming on, kno!s, Ha%e hea%en and earth together demonstrated Why this same strict and most o+ser%ant !atch 9nto o#r climat#res and co#ntrymen. 2 So nightly toils the s#+4ect of the land, '#t soft, +ehold& lo, !here it comes again& And !hy s#ch daily cast of +ra5en cannon, Re-enter Ghost. And foreign mart for implements of !ar* Ill cross it, tho#gh it +last me. Stay, ill#sion& Why s#ch impress of ship!rights, !hose sore task If tho# hast any so#nd, or #se of %oice,
Speak to me" If there +e any good thing to +e done, That may to thee do ease and grace to me, Speak to me" Cock crows. If tho# art pri%y to thy co#ntrys fate, Which, happily, forekno!ing may a%oid, 0, speak& 0r if tho# hast #phoarded in thy life :;torted treas#re in the !om+ of earth, ,or !hich, they say, yo# spirits oft !alk in death, Speak of it" stay, and speak& Stop it, .arcell#s. Marcellus. Shall I strike at it !ith my partisan? Horatio. Do, if it !ill not stand. Bernardo. )Tis here& Horatio. )Tis here& Marcellus. )Tis gone& Exit Ghost. We do it !rong, +eing so ma4estical, To offer it the sho! of %iolence* ,or it is, as the air, in%#lnera+le, And o#r %ain +lo!s malicio#s mockery. Bernardo. It !as a+o#t to speak, !hen the cock cre!. Horatio. And then it started like a g#ilty thing 9pon a fearf#l s#mmons. I ha%e heard, The cock, that is the tr#mpet to the morn, Doth !ith his lofty and shrill1so#nding throat A!ake the god of day* and, at his !arning, Whether in sea or fire, in earth or air, The e;tra%agant and erring spirit hies To his confine" and of the tr#th herein This present o+4ect made pro+ation. Marcellus. It faded on the cro!ing of the cock. Some say that e%er )gainst that season comes Wherein o#r Sa%io#rs +irth is cele+rated, The +ird of da!ning singeth all night long" And then, they say, no spirit dares stir a+road* The nights are !holesome* then no planets strike, o fairy takes, nor !itch hath po!er to charm, So hallo!d and so gracio#s is the time. Horatio. So ha%e I heard and do in part +elie%e it. '#t, look, the morn, in r#sset mantle clad, Walks oer the de! of yon high east!ard hill" 'reak !e o#r !atch #p* and +y my ad%ice, $et #s impart !hat !e ha%e seen to1night 9nto yo#ng Hamlet* for, #pon my life, This spirit, d#m+ to #s, !ill speak to him. Do yo# consent !e shall ac-#aint him !ith it, As needf#l in o#r lo%es, fitting o#r d#ty? Marcellus. $ets dot, I pray* and I this morning kno! Where !e shall find him most con%eniently. Exeunt. Scene II. Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Hamlet, Polonius, Laertes, Voltimand, Cornelius, Lords,
and Attendants. King Claudius. Tho#gh yet of Hamlet o#r dear +rothers death The memory +e green, and that it #s +efitted To +ear o#r hearts in grief and o#r !hole kingdom To +e contracted in one +ro! of !oe, (et so far hath discretion fo#ght !ith nat#re That !e !ith !isest sorro! think on him, Together !ith remem+rance of o#rsel%es. Therefore o#r sometime sister, no! o#r -#een, The imperial 4ointress to this !arlike state, Ha%e !e, as )t!ere !ith a defeated 4oy, 2 With an a#spicio#s and a dropping eye, With mirth in f#neral and !ith dirge in marriage, In e-#al scale !eighing delight and dole, 2 Taken to !ife" nor ha%e !e herein +arrd (o#r +etter !isdoms, !hich ha%e freely gone With this affair along. ,or all, o#r thanks. o! follo!s, that yo# kno!, yo#ng ,ortin+ras, Holding a !eak s#pposal of o#r !orth, 0r thinking +y o#r late dear +rothers death 0#r state to +e dis4oint and o#t of frame, 6olleag#ed !ith the dream of his ad%antage, He hath not faild to pester #s !ith message, Importing the s#rrender of those lands $ost +y his father, !ith all +onds of la!, To o#r most %aliant +rother. So m#ch for him. o! for o#rself and for this time of meeting" Th#s m#ch the +#siness is" !e ha%e here !rit To or!ay, #ncle of yo#ng ,ortin+ras, 2 Who, impotent and +ed1rid, scarcely hears 0f this his nephe!s p#rpose, 2 to s#ppress His f#rther gait herein* in that the le%ies, The lists and f#ll proportions, are all made 0#t of his s#+4ect" and !e here dispatch (o#, good 6orneli#s, and yo#, <oltimand, ,or +earers of this greeting to old or!ay* /i%ing to yo# no f#rther personal po!er To +#siness !ith the king, more than the scope 0f these delated articles allo!. ,are!ell, and let yo#r haste commend yo#r d#ty. Cornelius, Voltimand. In that and all things !ill !e sho! o#r d#ty. King Claudius. We do#+t it nothing" heartily fare!ell. Exeunt Voltimand and Cornelius. And no!, $aertes, !hats the ne!s !ith yo#? (o# told #s of some s#it* !hat ist, $aertes? (o# cannot speak of reason to the Dane, And loose yo#r %oice" !hat !o#ldst tho# +eg, $aertes, That shall not +e my offer, not thy asking? The head is not more nati%e to the heart, The hand more instr#mental to the mo#th, Than is the throne of Denmark to thy father. What !o#ldst tho# ha%e, $aertes?
Laertes. .y dread lord, (o#r lea%e and fa%o#r to ret#rn to ,rance* ,rom !hence tho#gh !illingly I came to Denmark, To sho! my d#ty in yo#r coronation, (et no!, I m#st confess, that d#ty done, .y tho#ghts and !ishes +end again to!ard ,rance And +o! them to yo#r gracio#s lea%e and pardon. King Claudius. Ha%e yo# yo#r fathers lea%e? What says Poloni#s? Lord Polonius. He hath, my lord, !r#ng from me my slo! lea%e 'y la+o#rsome petition, and at last 9pon his !ill I seald my hard consent" I do +eseech yo#, gi%e him lea%e to go. King Claudius. Take thy fair ho#r, $aertes* time +e thine, And thy +est graces spend it at thy !ill& '#t no!, my co#sin Hamlet, and my son, 2 Hamlet =aside>. A little more than kin, and less than kind. King Claudius. Ho! is it that the clo#ds still hang on yo#? Hamlet. ot so, my lord* I am too m#ch i the s#n. Queen Gertrude. /ood Hamlet, cast thy nighted colo#r off, And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark. Do not for e%er !ith thy %ailed lids Seek for thy no+le father in the d#st" Tho# kno!st )tis common* all that li%es m#st die, Passing thro#gh nat#re to eternity. Hamlet. Ay, madam, it is common. Queen Gertrude. If it +e, Why seems it so partic#lar !ith thee? Hamlet. Seems, madam& nay it is* I kno! not )seems. )Tis not alone my inky cloak, good mother, or c#stomary s#its of solemn +lack, or !indy s#spiration of forced +reath, o, nor the fr#itf#l ri%er in the eye, or the de4ected )ha%ior of the %isage, Together !ith all forms, moods, shapes of grief, That can denote me tr#ly" these indeed seem, ,or they are actions that a man might play" '#t I ha%e that !ithin !hich passeth sho!* These +#t the trappings and the s#its of !oe. King Claudius. )Tis s!eet and commenda+le in yo#r nat#re, Hamlet, To gi%e these mo#rning d#ties to yo#r father" '#t, yo# m#st kno!, yo#r father lost a father* That father lost, lost his, and the s#r%i%or +o#nd In filial o+ligation for some term To do o+se-#io#s sorro!" +#t to perse%er In o+stinate condolement is a co#rse 0f impio#s st#++ornness* )tis #nmanly grief* It sho!s a !ill most incorrect to hea%en, A heart #nfortified, a mind impatient,
An #nderstanding simple and #nschoold" ,or !hat !e kno! m#st +e and is as common As any the most %#lgar thing to sense, Why sho#ld !e in o#r pee%ish opposition Take it to heart? ,ie& )tis a fa#lt to hea%en, A fa#lt against the dead, a fa#lt to nat#re, To reason most a+s#rd" !hose common theme Is death of fathers, and !ho still hath cried, ,rom the first corse till he that died to1day, )This m#st +e so. We pray yo#, thro! to earth This #npre%ailing !oe, and think of #s As of a father" for let the !orld take note, (o# are the most immediate to o#r throne* And !ith no less no+ility of lo%e Than that !hich dearest father +ears his son, Do I impart to!ard yo#. ,or yo#r intent In going +ack to school in Witten+erg, It is most retrograde to o#r desire" And !e +eseech yo#, +end yo# to remain Here, in the cheer and comfort of o#r eye, 0#r chiefest co#rtier, co#sin, and o#r son. Queen Gertrude. $et not thy mother lose her prayers, Hamlet" I pray thee, stay !ith #s* go not to Witten+erg. Hamlet. I shall in all my +est o+ey yo#, madam. King Claudius. Why, )tis a lo%ing and a fair reply" 'e as o#rself in Denmark. .adam, come* This gentle and #nforced accord of Hamlet Sits smiling to my heart" in grace !hereof, o 4oc#nd health that Denmark drinks to1day, '#t the great cannon to the clo#ds shall tell, And the kings ro#se the hea%ens all +r#it again, 7e1speaking earthly th#nder. 6ome a!ay. Exeunt all but Hamlet. Hamlet. 0, that this too too solid flesh !o#ld melt Tha! and resol%e itself into a de!& 0r that the :%erlasting had not fi;d His canon )gainst self1sla#ghter& 0 /od& /od& Ho! !eary, stale, flat and #nprofita+le, Seem to me all the #ses of this !orld& ,ie ont& ah fie& )tis an #n!eeded garden, That gro!s to seed* things rank and gross in nat#re Possess it merely. That it sho#ld come to this& '#t t!o months dead" nay, not so m#ch, not t!o" So e;cellent a king* that !as, to this, Hyperion to a satyr* so lo%ing to my mother That he might not +eteem the !inds of hea%en <isit her face too ro#ghly. Hea%en and earth& .#st I remem+er? !hy, she !o#ld hang on him, As if increase of appetite had gro!n 'y !hat it fed on" and yet, !ithin a month 2 $et me not think ont 2 ,railty, thy name is !oman& 2 A little month, or ere those shoes !ere old With !hich she follo!d my poor fathers +ody,
$ike io+e, all tears" 2 !hy she, e%en she 2 0, /od& a +east, that !ants disco#rse of reason, Wo#ld ha%e mo#rnd longer 2 married !ith my #ncle, .y fathers +rother, +#t no more like my father Than I to Herc#les" !ithin a month" :re yet the salt of most #nrighteo#s tears Had left the fl#shing in her galled eyes, She married. 0, most !icked speed, to post With s#ch de;terity to incest#o#s sheets& It is not nor it cannot come to good" '#t +reak, my heart* for I m#st hold my tong#e. Enter Horatio, Marcellus, and Bernardo. Horatio. Hail to yo#r lordship& Hamlet. I am glad to see yo# !ell" Horatio, 2 or I do forget myself. Horatio. The same, my lord, and yo#r poor ser%ant e%er. Hamlet. Sir, my good friend* Ill change that name !ith yo#" And !hat make yo# from Witten+erg, Horatio? .arcell#s? Marcellus. .y good lord 2 Hamlet. I am %ery glad to see yo#. /ood e%en, sir. '#t !hat, in faith, make yo# from Witten+erg? Horatio. A tr#ant disposition, good my lord. Hamlet. I !o#ld not hear yo#r enemy say so, or shall yo# do mine ear that %iolence, To make it tr#ster of yo#r o!n report Against yo#rself" I kno! yo# are no tr#ant. '#t !hat is yo#r affair in :lsinore? Well teach yo# to drink deep ere yo# depart. Horatio. .y lord, I came to see yo#r fathers f#neral. Hamlet. I pray thee, do not mock me, fello!1st#dent* I think it !as to see my mothers !edding. Horatio. Indeed, my lord, it follo!d hard #pon. Hamlet. Thrift, thrift, Horatio& the f#neral +aked meats Did coldly f#rnish forth the marriage ta+les. Wo#ld I had met my dearest foe in hea%en 0r e%er I had seen that day, Horatio& .y father& 2 methinks I see my father. Horatio. Where, my lord? Hamlet. In my minds eye, Horatio. Horatio. I sa! him once* he !as a goodly king. Hamlet. He !as a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look #pon his like again. Horatio. .y lord, I think I sa! him yesternight. Hamlet. Sa!? !ho? Horatio. .y lord, the king yo#r father. Hamlet. The king my father& Horatio. Season yo#r admiration for a!hile With an attent ear, till I may deli%er, 9pon the !itness of these gentlemen, This mar%el to yo#. Hamlet. ,or /ods lo%e, let me hear.
Horatio. T!o nights together had these gentlemen, .arcell#s and 'ernardo, on their !atch, In the dead %ast and middle of the night, 'een th#s enco#nterd. A fig#re like yo#r father, Armed at point e;actly, cap1a1pe, Appears +efore them, and !ith solemn march /oes slo! and stately +y them" thrice he !alkd 'y their oppressd and fear1s#rprised eyes, Within his tr#ncheons length* !hilst they, distilled Almost to 4elly !ith the act of fear, Stand d#m+ and speak not to him. This to me In dreadf#l secrecy impart they did* And I !ith them the third night kept the !atch* Where, as they had deli%erd, +oth in time, ,orm of the thing, each !ord made tr#e and good, The apparition comes" I kne! yo#r father* These hands are not more like. Hamlet. '#t !here !as this? Marcellus. .y lord, #pon the platform !here !e !atchd. Hamlet. Did yo# not speak to it? Horatio. .y lord, I did* '#t ans!er made it none" yet once metho#ght It lifted #p its head and did address Itself to motion, like as it !o#ld speak* '#t e%en then the morning cock cre! lo#d, And at the so#nd it shr#nk in haste a!ay, And %anishd from o#r sight. Hamlet. )Tis %ery strange. Horatio. As I do li%e, my hono#rd lord, )tis tr#e* And !e did think it !rit do!n in o#r d#ty To let yo# kno! of it. Hamlet. Indeed, indeed, sirs, +#t this tro#+les me. Hold yo# the !atch to1night? Marcellus, Bernardo. We do, my lord. Hamlet. Armd, say yo#? Marcellus, Bernardo. Armd, my lord. Hamlet. ,rom top to toe? Marcellus, Bernardo. .y lord, from head to foot. Hamlet. Then sa! yo# not his face? Horatio. 0, yes, my lord* he !ore his +ea%er #p. Hamlet. What, lookd he fro!ningly? Horatio. A co#ntenance more in sorro! than in anger. Hamlet. Pale or red? Horatio. ay, %ery pale. Hamlet. And fi;d his eyes #pon yo#? Horatio. .ost constantly. Hamlet. I !o#ld I had +een there. Horatio. It !o#ld ha%e m#ch ama5ed yo#. Hamlet. <ery like, %ery like. Stayd it long? Horatio. While one !ith moderate haste might tell a h#ndred. Marcellus, Bernardo. $onger, longer. Horatio. ot !hen I sa!t. Hamlet. His +eard !as gri55led 2 no?
Horatio. It !as, as I ha%e seen it in his life, A sa+le sil%erd. Hamlet. I !ill !atch to1night* Perchance )t!ill !alk again. Horatio. I !arrant it !ill. Hamlet. If it ass#me my no+le fathers person, Ill speak to it, tho#gh hell itself sho#ld gape And +id me hold my peace. I pray yo# all, If yo# ha%e hitherto conceald this sight, $et it +e tena+le in yo#r silence still* And !hatsoe%er else shall hap to1night, /i%e it an #nderstanding, +#t no tong#e" I !ill re-#ite yo#r lo%es. So, fare yo# !ell" 9pon the platform, )t!i;t ele%en and t!el%e, Ill %isit yo#. All. 0#r d#ty to yo#r hono#r. Hamlet. (o#r lo%es, as mine to yo#" fare!ell. Exeunt all but Hamlet. .y fathers spirit in arms& all is not !ell* I do#+t some fo#l play" !o#ld the night !ere come& Till then sit still, my so#l" fo#l deeds !ill rise, Tho#gh all the earth oer!helm them, to mens eyes. Exit. Scene III. Enter Laertes and Ophelia. Laertes. .y necessaries are em+arkd" fare!ell" And, sister, as the !inds gi%e +enefit And con%oy is assistant, do not sleep, '#t let me hear from yo#. Ophelia. Do yo# do#+t that? Laertes. ,or Hamlet and the trifling of his fa%o#r, Hold it a fashion and a toy in +lood, A %iolet in the yo#th of primy nat#re, ,or!ard, not permanent, s!eet, not lasting, The perf#me and s#ppliance of a min#te* o more. Ophelia. o more +#t so? Laertes. Think it no more* ,or nat#re, crescent, does not gro! alone In the!s and +#lk, +#t, as this temple !a;es, The in!ard ser%ice of the mind and so#l /ro!s !ide !ithal. Perhaps he lo%es yo# no!, And no! no soil nor ca#tel doth +esmirch The %irt#e of his !ill" +#t yo# m#st fear, His greatness !eighd, his !ill is not his o!n* ,or he himself is s#+4ect to his +irth" He may not, as #n%al#ed persons do, 6ar%e for himself* for on his choice depends The safety and health of this !hole state* And therefore m#st his choice +e circ#mscri+ed 9nto the %oice and yielding of that +ody Whereof he is the head. Then if he says he lo%es yo#, It fits yo#r !isdom so far to +elie%e it
As he in his partic#lar act and place .ay gi%e his saying deed* !hich is no f#rther Than the main %oice of Denmark goes !ithal. Then !eigh !hat loss yo#r hono#r may s#stain, If !ith too credent ear yo# list his songs, 0r lose yo#r heart, or yo#r chaste treas#re open To his #nmasterd import#nity. ,ear it, 0phelia, fear it, my dear sister, And keep yo# in the rear of yo#r affection, 0#t of the shot and danger of desire. The chariest maid is prodigal eno#gh, If she #nmask her +ea#ty to the moon" <irt#e itself )scapes not cal#mnio#s strokes" The canker galls the infants of the spring, Too oft +efore their +#ttons +e disclosed, And in the morn and li-#id de! of yo#th 6ontagio#s +lastments are most imminent. 'e !ary then* +est safety lies in fear" (o#th to itself re+els, tho#gh none else near. Ophelia. I shall the effect of this good lesson keep, As !atchman to my heart. '#t, good my +rother, Do not, as some #ngracio#s pastors do, Sho! me the steep and thorny !ay to hea%en* Whiles, like a p#ffd and reckless li+ertine, Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads, And recks not his o!n rede. Laertes. 0, fear me not. I stay too long" +#t here my father comes. Enter Polonius. A do#+le +lessing is a do#+le grace, 0ccasion smiles #pon a second lea%e. Lord Polonius. (et here, $aertes& a+oard, a+oard, for shame& The !ind sits in the sho#lder of yo#r sail, And yo# are stayd for. There* my +lessing !ith thee& And these fe! precepts in thy memory See tho# character. /i%e thy tho#ghts no tong#e, or any #nproportioned tho#ght his act. 'e tho# familiar, +#t +y no means %#lgar. Those friends tho# hast, and their adoption tried, /rapple them to thy so#l !ith hoops of steel* '#t do not d#ll thy palm !ith entertainment 0f each ne!1hatchd, #nfledged comrade. 'e!are 0f entrance to a -#arrel, +#t +eing in, 'eart that the opposed may +e!are of thee. /i%e e%ery man thy ear, +#t fe! thy %oice* Take each mans cens#re, +#t reser%e thy 4#dgment. 6ostly thy ha+it as thy p#rse can +#y, '#t not e;pressd in fancy* rich, not ga#dy* ,or the apparel oft proclaims the man, And they in ,rance of the +est rank and station Are of a most select and genero#s chief in that. either a +orro!er nor a lender +e* ,or loan oft loses +oth itself and friend,
And +orro!ing d#lls the edge of h#s+andry. This a+o%e all" to thine o!nself +e tr#e, And it m#st follo!, as the night the day, Tho# canst not then +e false to any man. ,are!ell" my +lessing season this in thee& Laertes. .ost h#m+ly do I take my lea%e, my lord. Lord Polonius. The time in%ites yo#* go* yo#r ser%ants tend. Laertes. ,are!ell, 0phelia* and remem+er !ell What I ha%e said to yo#. Ophelia. )Tis in my memory lockd, And yo# yo#rself shall keep the key of it. Laertes. ,are!ell. Exit. Lord Polonius. What ist, 0phelia, +e hath said to yo#? Ophelia. So please yo#, something to#ching the $ord Hamlet. Lord Polonius. .arry, !ell +etho#ght" )Tis told me, he hath %ery oft of late /i%en pri%ate time to yo#* and yo# yo#rself Ha%e of yo#r a#dience +een most free and +o#nteo#s" If it +e so, as so )tis p#t on me, And that in !ay of ca#tion, I m#st tell yo#, (o# do not #nderstand yo#rself so clearly As it +eho%es my da#ghter and yo#r hono#r. What is +et!een yo#? gi%e me #p the tr#th. Ophelia. He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders 0f his affection to me. Lord Polonius. Affection& pooh& yo# speak like a green girl, 9nsifted in s#ch perilo#s circ#mstance. Do yo# +elie%e his tenders, as yo# call them? Ophelia. I do not kno!, my lord, !hat I sho#ld think. Lord Polonius. .arry, Ill teach yo#" think yo#rself a +a+y* That yo# ha%e taen these tenders for tr#e pay, Which are not sterling. Tender yo#rself more dearly* 0r 2 not to crack the !ind of the poor phrase, 7#nning it th#s 2 yo#ll tender me a fool. Ophelia. .y lord, he hath import#ned me !ith lo%e In hono#ra+le fashion. Lord Polonius. Ay, fashion yo# may call it* go to, go to. Ophelia. And hath gi%en co#ntenance to his speech, my lord, With almost all the holy %o!s of hea%en. Lord Polonius. Ay, springes to catch !oodcocks. I do kno!, When the +lood +#rns, ho! prodigal the so#l $ends the tong#e %o!s" these +la5es, da#ghter, /i%ing more light than heat, e;tinct in +oth, :%en in their promise, as it is a1making, (o# m#st not take for fire. ,rom this time
'e some!hat scanter of yo#r maiden presence* Set yo#r entreatments at a higher rate Than a command to parley. ,or $ord Hamlet, 'elie%e so m#ch in him, that he is yo#ng And !ith a larger tether may he !alk Than may +e gi%en yo#" in fe!, 0phelia, Do not +elie%e his %o!s* for they are +rokers, ot of that dye !hich their in%estments sho!, '#t mere implorators of #nholy s#its, 'reathing like sanctified and pio#s +a!ds, The +etter to +eg#ile. This is for all" I !o#ld not, in plain terms, from this time forth, Ha%e yo# so slander any moment leis#re, As to gi%e !ords or talk !ith the $ord Hamlet. $ook tot, I charge yo#" come yo#r !ays. Ophelia. I shall o+ey, my lord. Exeunt.
The form of pla#si%e manners, that these men, 6arrying, I say, the stamp of one defect, 'eing nat#res li%ery, or fort#nes star, 2 Their %irt#es else 2 +e they as p#re as grace, As infinite as man may #ndergo 2 Shall in the general cens#re take corr#ption ,rom that partic#lar fa#lt" the dram of eale Doth all the no+le s#+stance of a do#+t To his o!n scandal. Horatio. $ook, my lord, it comes& Enter Ghost. Hamlet. Angels and ministers of grace defend #s& 'e tho# a spirit of health or go+lin damnd, 'ring !ith thee airs from hea%en or +lasts from hell, 'e thy intents !icked or charita+le, Tho# comest in s#ch a -#estiona+le shape That I !ill speak to thee" Ill call thee Hamlet, ?ing, father, royal Dane" 0, ans!er me& Scene I<. $et me not +#rst in ignorance* +#t tell Enter Hamlet, Horatio, and Marcellus. Why thy canoni5ed +ones, hearsed in death, Hamlet. The air +ites shre!dly* it is %ery cold. Ha%e +#rst their cerements* !hy the sep#lchre, Horatio. It is a nipping and an eager air. Wherein !e sa! thee -#ietly in#rnd, Hamlet. What ho#r no!? Hath oped his pondero#s and mar+le 4a!s, Horatio. I think it lacks of t!el%e. To cast thee #p again. What may this mean, Hamlet. o, it is str#ck. That tho#, dead corse, again in complete steel Horatio. Indeed? I heard it not" then it dra!s near the 7e%isitst th#s the glimpses of the moon, season .aking night hideo#s* and !e fools of nat#re Wherein the spirit held his !ont to !alk. So horridly to shake o#r disposition A flourish of trumpets, and ordnance shot With tho#ghts +eyond the reaches of o#r so#ls? off, within. Say, !hy is this? !herefore? !hat sho#ld !e do? What does this mean, my lord? Ghost beckons Hamlet. Hamlet. The king doth !ake to1night and takes his Horatio. It +eckons yo# to go a!ay !ith it, ro#se, As if it some impartment did desire ?eeps !assail, and the s!aggering #p1spring reels* To yo# alone. And, as he drains his dra#ghts of 7henish do!n, Marcellus. $ook, !ith !hat co#rteo#s action The kettle1dr#m and tr#mpet th#s +ray o#t It !a%es yo# to a more remo%ed gro#nd" The tri#mph of his pledge. '#t do not go !ith it. Horatio. Is it a c#stom? Horatio. o, +y no means. Hamlet. Ay, marry, ist" Hamlet. It !ill not speak* then I !ill follo! it. '#t to my mind, tho#gh I am nati%e here Horatio. Do not, my lord. And to the manner +orn, it is a c#stom Hamlet. Why, !hat sho#ld +e the fear? .ore hono#rd in the +reach than the o+ser%ance. I do not set my life in a pins fee* This hea%y1headed re%el east and !est And for my so#l, !hat can it do to that, .akes #s trad#ced and ta;d of other nations" 'eing a thing immortal as itself? They clepe #s dr#nkards, and !ith s!inish phrase It !a%es me forth again" Ill follo! it. Soil o#r addition* and indeed it takes Horatio. What if it tempt yo# to!ard the flood, my ,rom o#r achie%ements, tho#gh performd at height, lord, The pith and marro! of o#r attri+#te. 0r to the dreadf#l s#mmit of the cliff So, oft it chances in partic#lar men, That +eetles oer his +ase into the sea, That for some %icio#s mole of nat#re in them, And there ass#me some other horri+le form, As, in their +irth 2 !herein they are not g#ilty, Which might depri%e yo#r so%ereignty of reason Since nat#re cannot choose his origin 2 And dra! yo# into madness? think of it" 'y the oergro!th of some comple;ion, The %ery place p#ts toys of desperation, 0ft +reaking do!n the pales and forts of reason, Witho#t more moti%e, into e%ery +rain 0r +y some ha+it that too m#ch oer1lea%ens That looks so many fathoms to the sea
And hears it roar +eneath. Hamlet. It !a%es me still. /o on* Ill follo! thee. Marcellus. (o# shall not go, my lord. Hamlet. Hold off yo#r hands. Horatio. 'e r#led* yo# shall not go. Hamlet. .y fate cries o#t, And makes each petty artery in this +ody As hardy as the emean lions ner%e. Still am I calld. 9nhand me, gentlemen. 'y hea%en, Ill make a ghost of him that lets me& I say, a!ay& /o on* Ill follo! thee. Exeunt Ghost and Hamlet. Horatio. He !a;es desperate !ith imagination. Marcellus. $ets follo!* )tis not fit th#s to o+ey him. Horatio. Ha%e after. To !hat iss#e !ill this come? Marcellus. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. Horatio. Hea%en !ill direct it. Marcellus. ay, lets follo! him. Exeunt. Scene <. Enter Ghost and Hamlet. Hamlet. Where !ilt tho# lead me? speak* Ill go no f#rther. Ghost. .ark me. Hamlet. I !ill. Ghost. .y ho#r is almost come, When I to s#lph#ro#s and tormenting flames .#st render #p myself. Hamlet. Alas, poor ghost& Ghost. Pity me not, +#t lend thy serio#s hearing To !hat I shall #nfold. Hamlet. Speak* I am +o#nd to hear. Ghost. So art tho# to re%enge, !hen tho# shalt hear. Hamlet. What? Ghost. I am thy fathers spirit, Doomd for a certain term to !alk the night, And for the day confined to fast in fires, Till the fo#l crimes done in my days of nat#re Are +#rnt and p#rged a!ay. '#t that I am for+id To tell the secrets of my prison1ho#se, I co#ld a tale #nfold !hose lightest !ord Wo#ld harro! #p thy so#l, free5e thy yo#ng +lood, .ake thy t!o eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, Thy knotted and com+ined locks to part And each partic#lar hair to stand on end, $ike -#ills #pon the fretf#l porpentine" '#t this eternal +la5on m#st not +e To ears of flesh and +lood. $ist, list, 0, list& If tho# didst e%er thy dear father lo%e 2 Hamlet. 0 /od& Ghost. 7e%enge his fo#l and most #nnat#ral m#rder.
Hamlet. .#rder& Ghost. .#rder most fo#l, as in the +est it is* '#t this most fo#l, strange and #nnat#ral. Hamlet. Haste me to kno!t, that I, !ith !ings as s!ift As meditation or the tho#ghts of lo%e, .ay s!eep to my re%enge. Ghost. I find thee apt* And d#ller sho#ldst tho# +e than the fat !eed That roots itself in ease on $ethe !harf, Wo#ldst tho# not stir in this. o!, Hamlet, hear" )Tis gi%en o#t that, sleeping in my orchard, A serpent st#ng me* so the !hole ear of Denmark Is +y a forged process of my death 7ankly a+#sed" +#t kno!, tho# no+le yo#th, The serpent that did sting thy fathers life o! !ears his cro!n. Hamlet. 0 my prophetic so#l& .y #ncle& Ghost. Ay, that incest#o#s, that ad#lterate +east, With !itchcraft of his !it, !ith traitoro#s gifts, 2 0 !icked !it and gifts, that ha%e the po!er So to sed#ce& 2 !on to his shamef#l l#st The !ill of my most seeming1%irt#o#s -#een" 0 Hamlet, !hat a falling1off !as there& ,rom me, !hose lo%e !as of that dignity That it !ent hand in hand e%en !ith the %o! I made to her in marriage, and to decline 9pon a !retch !hose nat#ral gifts !ere poor To those of mine& '#t %irt#e, as it ne%er !ill +e mo%ed, Tho#gh le!dness co#rt it in a shape of hea%en, So l#st, tho#gh to a radiant angel linkd, Will sate itself in a celestial +ed, And prey on gar+age. '#t, soft& methinks I scent the morning air* 'rief let me +e. Sleeping !ithin my orchard, .y c#stom al!ays of the afternoon, 9pon my sec#re ho#r thy #ncle stole, With 4#ice of c#rsed he+enon in a %ial, And in the porches of my ears did po#r The lepero#s distilment* !hose effect Holds s#ch an enmity !ith +lood of man That s!ift as -#icksil%er it co#rses thro#gh The nat#ral gates and alleys of the +ody, And !ith a s#dden %igo#r doth posset And c#rd, like eager droppings into milk, The thin and !holesome +lood" so did it mine* And a most instant tetter +arkd a+o#t, .ost la5ar1like, !ith %ile and loathsome cr#st, All my smooth +ody. Th#s !as I, sleeping, +y a +rothers hand 0f life, of cro!n, of -#een, at once dispatchd" 6#t off e%en in the +lossoms of my sin, 9nho#seld, disappointed, #naneld, o reckoning made, +#t sent to my acco#nt
With all my imperfections on my head" 0, horri+le& 0, horri+le& most horri+le& If tho# hast nat#re in thee, +ear it not* $et not the royal +ed of Denmark +e A co#ch for l#;#ry and damned incest. '#t, ho!soe%er tho# p#rs#est this act, Taint not thy mind, nor let thy so#l contri%e Against thy mother a#ght" lea%e her to hea%en And to those thorns that in her +osom lodge, To prick and sting her. ,are thee !ell at once& The glo!1!orm sho!s the matin to +e near, And )gins to pale his #neffect#al fire" Adie#, adie#& Hamlet, remem+er me. Exit. Hamlet. 0 all yo# host of hea%en& 0 earth& !hat else? And shall I co#ple hell? 0, fie& Hold, hold, my heart* And yo#, my sine!s, gro! not instant old, '#t +ear me stiffly #p. 7emem+er thee& Ay, tho# poor ghost, !hile memory holds a seat In this distracted glo+e. 7emem+er thee& (ea, from the ta+le of my memory Ill !ipe a!ay all tri%ial fond records, All sa!s of +ooks, all forms, all press#res past, That yo#th and o+ser%ation copied there* And thy commandment all alone shall li%e Within the +ook and %ol#me of my +rain, 9nmi;d !ith +aser matter" yes, +y hea%en& 0 most pernicio#s !oman& 0 %illain, %illain, smiling, damned %illain& .y ta+les, 2 meet it is I set it do!n, That one may smile, and smile, and +e a %illain* At least Im s#re it may +e so in Denmark" Writin . So, #ncle, there yo# are. o! to my !ord* It is )Adie#, adie#& remem+er me. I ha%e s!orn )t. Marcellus, Horatio =within>. .y lord, my lord, 2 Marcellus =within>. $ord Hamlet, 2 Horatio =within>. Hea%en sec#re him& Hamlet. So +e it& Horatio =within>. Hillo, ho, ho, my lord& Hamlet. Hillo, ho, ho, +oy& come, +ird, come. Enter Horatio and Marcellus. Marcellus. Ho! ist, my no+le lord? Horatio. What ne!s, my lord? Hamlet. 0, !onderf#l& Horatio. /ood my lord, tell it. Hamlet. o* yo#ll re%eal it. Horatio. ot I, my lord, +y hea%en. Marcellus. or I, my lord. Hamlet. Ho! say yo#, then* !o#ld heart of man once think it? '#t yo#ll +e secret? Horatio Marcellus. Ay, +y hea%en, my lord.
Hamlet. Theres neer a %illain d!elling in all Denmark '#t hes an arrant kna%e. Horatio. There needs no ghost, my lord, come from the gra%e To tell #s this. Hamlet. Why, right* yo# are i the right* And so, !itho#t more circ#mstance at all, I hold it fit that !e shake hands and part" (o#, as yo#r +#siness and desire shall point yo#* ,or e%ery man has +#siness and desire, S#ch as it is* and for mine o!n poor part, $ook yo#, Ill go pray. Horatio. These are +#t !ild and !hirling !ords, my lord. Hamlet. Im sorry they offend yo#, heartily* (es, )faith heartily. Horatio. Theres no offence, my lord. Hamlet. (es, +y Saint Patrick, +#t there is, Horatio, And m#ch offence too. To#ching this %ision here, It is an honest ghost, that let me tell yo#" ,or yo#r desire to kno! !hat is +et!een #s, 0ermaster )t as yo# may. And no!, good friends, As yo# are friends, scholars and soldiers, /i%e me one poor re-#est. Horatio. What ist, my lord? !e !ill. Hamlet. e%er make kno!n !hat yo# ha%e seen to1 night. Horatio Marcellus. .y lord, !e !ill not. Hamlet. ay, +#t s!eart. Horatio. In faith, .y lord, not I. Marcellus. or I, my lord, in faith. Hamlet. 9pon my s!ord. Marcellus. We ha%e s!orn, my lord, already. Hamlet. Indeed, #pon my s!ord, indeed. Ghost =beneath>. S!ear. Hamlet. Ah, ha, +oy& sayst tho# so? art tho# there, tr#epenny? 6ome on 2 yo# hear this fello! in the cellarage 2 6onsent to s!ear. Horatio. Propose the oath, my lord. Hamlet. e%er to speak of this that yo# ha%e seen, S!ear +y my s!ord. Ghost =beneath>. S!ear. Hamlet. Hic et #+i-#e? then !ell shift o#r gro#nd. 6ome hither, gentlemen, And lay yo#r hands again #pon my s!ord" e%er to speak of this that yo# ha%e heard, S!ear +y my s!ord. Ghost =beneath>. S!ear. Hamlet. Well said, old mole& canst !ork i the earth so fast? A !orthy pioner& 0nce more remo%e, good friends. Horatio. 0 day and night, +#t this is !ondro#s
strange& Hamlet. And therefore as a stranger gi%e it !elcome. There are more things in hea%en and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in yo#r philosophy. '#t come* Here, as +efore, ne%er, so help yo# mercy, Ho! strange or odd soeer I +ear myself, As I perchance hereafter shall think meet To p#t an antic disposition on, That yo#, at s#ch times seeing me, ne%er shall, With arms enc#m+erd th#s, or this headshake, 0r +y prono#ncing of some do#+tf#l phrase, As )Well, !ell, !e kno!, or )We co#ld, an if !e !o#ld, 0r )If !e list to speak, or )There +e, an if they might, 0r s#ch am+ig#o#s gi%ing o#t, to note That yo# kno! a#ght of me" this not to do, So grace and mercy at yo#r most need help yo#, S!ear. Ghost =beneath>. S!ear. Hamlet. 7est, rest, pert#r+ed spirit& !he" swear. So, gentlemen, With all my lo%e I do commend me to yo#" And !hat so poor a man as Hamlet is .ay do, to e;press his lo%e and friending to yo#, /od !illing, shall not lack. $et #s go in together* And still yo#r fingers on yo#r lips, I pray. The time is o#t of 4oint" 0 c#rsed spite, That e%er I !as +orn to set it right& ay, come, lets go together. Exeunt.
And in part him" ) do yo# mark this, 7eynaldo? Reynaldo. Ay, %ery !ell, my lord. Lord Polonius. )And in part him* +#t yo# may say )not !ell" '#t, ift +e he I mean, hes %ery !ild* Addicted so and so" and there p#t on him What forgeries yo# please* marry, none so rank As may dishono#r him* take heed of that* '#t, sir, s#ch !anton, !ild and #s#al slips As are companions noted and most kno!n To yo#th and li+erty. Reynaldo. As gaming, my lord. Lord Polonius. Ay, or drinking, fencing, s!earing, -#arrelling, Dra++ing" yo# may go so far. Reynaldo. .y lord, that !o#ld dishono#r him. Lord Polonius. ),aith, no* as yo# may season it in the charge (o# m#st not p#t another scandal on him, That he is open to incontinency* Thats not my meaning" +#t +reathe his fa#lts so -#aintly That they may seem the taints of li+erty, The flash and o#t+reak of a fiery mind, A sa%ageness in #nreclaimed +lood, 0f general assa#lt. Reynaldo. '#t, my good lord, 2 Lord Polonius. Wherefore sho#ld yo# do this? Reynaldo. Ay, my lord, I !o#ld kno! that. Lord Polonius. .arry, sir, heres my drift* And I +elie%e, it is a fetch of !it" (o# laying these slight s#llies on my son, Act II. Scene I. As )t!ere a thing a little soild i the !orking, .ark Enter Polonius and Reynaldo. yo#, Lord Polonius. /i%e him this money and these notes, (o#r party in con%erse, him yo# !o#ld so#nd, 7eynaldo. Ha%ing e%er seen in the prenominate crimes Reynaldo. I !ill, my lord. The yo#th yo# +reathe of g#ilty, +e ass#red Lord Polonius. (o# shall do mar%ello#s !isely, good He closes !ith yo# in this conse-#ence* 7eynaldo, )/ood sir, or so, or )friend, or )gentleman, 'efore yo# %isit him, to make in-#ire According to the phrase or the addition 0f his +eha%ior. 0f man and co#ntry. Reynaldo. .y lord, I did intend it. Reynaldo. <ery good, my lord. Lord Polonius. .arry, !ell said* %ery !ell said. $ook Lord Polonius. And then, sir, does he this 2 he does 2 yo#, sir, !hat !as I In-#ire me first !hat Danskers are in Paris* a+o#t to say? 'y the mass, I !as a+o#t to say And ho!, and !ho, !hat means, and !here they something" !here did I lea%e? keep, Reynaldo. At )closes in the conse-#ence, at )friend or What company, at !hat e;pense* and finding so, 'y this encompassment and drift of -#estion and )gentleman. That they do kno! my son, come yo# more nearer Lord Polonius. At )closes in the conse-#ence, ay, Than yo#r partic#lar demands !ill to#ch it" marry* Take yo#, as )t!ere, some distant kno!ledge of He closes th#s" )I kno! the gentleman* him* I sa! him yesterday, or t other day, As th#s, )I kno! his father and his friends, 0r then, or then* !ith s#ch, or s#ch* and, as yo# say,
There !as a gaming* there oertook ins ro#se* There falling o#t at tennis" or perchance, )I sa! him enter s#ch a ho#se of sale, <idelicet, a +rothel, or so forth. See yo# no!* (o#r +ait of falsehood takes this carp of tr#th" And th#s do !e of !isdom and of reach, With !indlasses and !ith assays of +ias, 'y indirections find directions o#t" So +y my former lect#re and ad%ice, Shall yo# my son. (o# ha%e me, ha%e yo# not? Reynaldo. .y lord, I ha%e. Lord Polonius. /od +e !i yo#* fare yo# !ell. Reynaldo. /ood my lord& Lord Polonius. 0+ser%e his inclination in yo#rself. Reynaldo. I shall, my lord. Lord Polonius. And let him ply his m#sic. Reynaldo. Well, my lord. Lord Polonius. ,are!ell& Exit Reynaldo. Enter Ophelia. Ho! no!, 0phelia& !hats the matter? Ophelia. 0, my lord, my lord, I ha%e +een so affrighted& Lord Polonius. With !hat, i the name of /od? Ophelia. .y lord, as I !as se!ing in my closet, $ord Hamlet, !ith his do#+let all #n+raced* o hat #pon his head* his stockings fo#ld, 9ngarterd, and do!n1gy%ed to his ancle* Pale as his shirt* his knees knocking each other* And !ith a look so piteo#s in p#rport As if he had +een loosed o#t of hell To speak of horrors, 2 he comes +efore me. Lord Polonius. .ad for thy lo%e? Ophelia. .y lord, I do not kno!* '#t tr#ly, I do fear it. Lord Polonius. What said he? Ophelia. He took me +y the !rist and held me hard* Then goes he to the length of all his arm* And, !ith his other hand th#s oer his +ro!, He falls to s#ch per#sal of my face As he !o#ld dra! it. $ong stayd he so* At last, a little shaking of mine arm And thrice his head th#s !a%ing #p and do!n, He raised a sigh so piteo#s and profo#nd As it did seem to shatter all his +#lk And end his +eing" that done, he lets me go" And, !ith his head o%er his sho#lder t#rnd, He seemd to find his !ay !itho#t his eyes* ,or o#t o doors he !ent !itho#t their helps, And, to the last, +ended their light on me. Lord Polonius. 6ome, go !ith me" I !ill go seek the king. This is the %ery ecstasy of lo%e, Whose %iolent property fordoes itself
And leads the !ill to desperate #ndertakings As oft as any passion #nder hea%en That does afflict o#r nat#res. I am sorry. What, ha%e yo# gi%en him any hard !ords of late? Ophelia. o, my good lord, +#t, as yo# did command, I did repel his fetters and denied His access to me. Lord Polonius. That hath made him mad. I am sorry that !ith +etter heed and 4#dgment I had not -#oted him" I feard he did +#t trifle, And meant to !reck thee* +#t, +eshre! my 4ealo#sy& 'y hea%en, it is as proper to o#r age To cast +eyond o#rsel%es in o#r opinions As it is common for the yo#nger sort To lack discretion. 6ome, go !e to the king" This m#st +e kno!n* !hich, +eing kept close, might mo%e .ore grief to hide than hate to #tter lo%e. Exeunt. Scene II. Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Rosencrant , Guildenstern, and Attendants. King Claudius. Welcome, dear 7osencrant5 and /#ildenstern& .oreo%er that !e m#ch did long to see yo#, The need !e ha%e to #se yo# did pro%oke 0#r hasty sending. Something ha%e yo# heard 0f Hamlets transformation* so call it, Sith nor the e;terior nor the in!ard man 7esem+les that it !as. What it sho#ld +e, .ore than his fathers death, that th#s hath p#t him So m#ch from the #nderstanding of himself, I cannot dream of" I entreat yo# +oth, That, +eing of so yo#ng days +ro#ght #p !ith him, And sith so neigh+o#rd to his yo#th and ha%ior, That yo# %o#chsafe yo#r rest here in o#r co#rt Some little time" so +y yo#r companies To dra! him on to pleas#res, and to gather, So m#ch as from occasion yo# may glean, Whether a#ght, to #s #nkno!n, afflicts him th#s, That, opend, lies !ithin o#r remedy. Queen Gertrude. /ood gentlemen, he hath m#ch talkd of yo#* And s#re I am t!o men there are not li%ing To !hom he more adheres. If it !ill please yo# To sho! #s so m#ch gentry and good !ill As to e;pend yo#r time !ith #s a!hile, ,or the s#pply and profit of o#r hope, (o#r %isitation shall recei%e s#ch thanks As fits a kings remem+rance. Rosencrant . 'oth yo#r ma4esties .ight, +y the so%ereign po!er yo# ha%e of #s, P#t yo#r dread pleas#res more into command
Than to entreaty. Guildenstern. '#t !e +oth o+ey, And here gi%e #p o#rsel%es, in the f#ll +ent To lay o#r ser%ice freely at yo#r feet, To +e commanded. King Claudius. Thanks, 7osencrant5 and gentle /#ildenstern. Queen Gertrude. Thanks, /#ildenstern and gentle 7osencrant5" And I +eseech yo# instantly to %isit .y too m#ch changed son. /o, some of yo#, And +ring these gentlemen !here Hamlet is. Guildenstern. Hea%ens make o#r presence and o#r practises Pleasant and helpf#l to him& Queen Gertrude. Ay, amen& Exeunt Rosencrant , Guildenstern, and some Attendants. Enter Polonius. Lord Polonius. The am+assadors from or!ay, my good lord, Are 4oyf#lly ret#rnd. King Claudius. Tho# still hast +een the father of good ne!s. Lord Polonius. Ha%e I, my lord? I ass#re my good liege, I hold my d#ty, as I hold my so#l, 'oth to my /od and to my gracio#s king" And I do think, or else this +rain of mine H#nts not the trail of policy so s#re As it hath #sed to do, that I ha%e fo#nd The %ery ca#se of Hamlets l#nacy. King Claudius. 0, speak of that* that do I long to hear. Lord Polonius. /i%e first admittance to the am+assadors* .y ne!s shall +e the fr#it to that great feast. King Claudius. Thyself do grace to them, and +ring them in. Exit Polonius. He tells me, my dear /ertr#de, he hath fo#nd The head and so#rce of all yo#r sons distemper. Queen Gertrude. I do#+t it is no other +#t the main* His fathers death, and o#r oerhasty marriage. King Claudius. Well, !e shall sift him. Re-enter Polonius, with Voltimand and Cornelius. Welcome, my good friends& Say, <oltimand, !hat from o#r +rother or!ay? Voltimand. .ost fair ret#rn of greetings and desires. 9pon o#r first, he sent o#t to s#ppress His nephe!s le%ies* !hich to him appeard To +e a preparation )gainst the Polack* '#t, +etter lookd into, he tr#ly fo#nd It !as against yo#r highness" !hereat grie%ed, That so his sickness, age and impotence
Was falsely +orne in hand, sends o#t arrests 0n ,ortin+ras* !hich he, in +rief, o+eys* 7ecei%es re+#ke from or!ay, and in fine .akes %o! +efore his #ncle ne%er more To gi%e the assay of arms against yo#r ma4esty. Whereon old or!ay, o%ercome !ith 4oy, /i%es him three tho#sand cro!ns in ann#al fee, And his commission to employ those soldiers, So le%ied as +efore, against the Polack" With an entreaty, herein f#rther sho!n, Gi#in a paper. That it might please yo# to gi%e -#iet pass Thro#gh yo#r dominions for this enterprise, 0n s#ch regards of safety and allo!ance As therein are set do!n. King Claudius. It likes #s !ell* And at o#r more considerd time !ell read, Ans!er, and think #pon this +#siness. .eantime !e thank yo# for yo#r !ell1took la+o#r" /o to yo#r rest* at night !ell feast together" .ost !elcome home& Exeunt Voltimand and Cornelius. Lord Polonius. This +#siness is !ell ended. .y liege, and madam, to e;post#late What ma4esty sho#ld +e, !hat d#ty is, Why day is day, night night, and time is time, Were nothing +#t to !aste night, day and time. Therefore, since +re%ity is the so#l of !it, And tedio#sness the lim+s and o#t!ard flo#rishes, I !ill +e +rief" yo#r no+le son is mad" .ad call I it* for, to define tr#e madness, What ist +#t to +e nothing else +#t mad? '#t let that go. Queen Gertrude. .ore matter, !ith less art. Lord Polonius. .adam, I s!ear I #se no art at all. That he is mad, )tis tr#e" )tis tr#e )tis pity* And pity )tis )tis tr#e" a foolish fig#re* '#t fare!ell it, for I !ill #se no art. .ad let #s grant him, then" and no! remains That !e find o#t the ca#se of this effect, 0r rather say, the ca#se of this defect, ,or this effect defecti%e comes +y ca#se" Th#s it remains, and the remainder th#s. Perpend. I ha%e a da#ghter 2 ha%e !hile she is mine 2 Who, in her d#ty and o+edience, mark, Hath gi%en me this" no! gather, and s#rmise. Reads. )To the celestial and my so#ls idol, the most +ea#tified 0phelia, 2 Thats an ill phrase, a %ile phrase* )+ea#tified is a %ile phrase" +#t yo# shall hear. Th#s" Reads. )In her e;cellent !hite +osom, these, @ c. Queen Gertrude. 6ame this from Hamlet to her? Lord Polonius. /ood madam, stay a!hile* I !ill +e
faithf#l. Reads. )Do#+t tho# the stars are fire* Do#+t that the s#n doth mo%e* Do#+t tr#th to +e a liar* '#t ne%er do#+t I lo%e. )0 dear 0phelia, I am ill at these n#m+ers* I ha%e not art to reckon my groans" +#t that I lo%e thee +est, 0 most +est, +elie%e it. Adie#. )Thine e%ermore most dear lady, !hilst this machine is to him, Hamlet. This, in o+edience, hath my da#ghter sho!n me, And more a+o%e, hath his solicitings, As they fell o#t +y time, +y means and place, All gi%en to mine ear. King Claudius. '#t ho! hath she 7ecei%ed his lo%e? Lord Polonius. What do yo# think of me? King Claudius. As of a man faithf#l and hono#ra+le. Lord Polonius. I !o#ld fain pro%e so. '#t !hat might yo# think, When I had seen this hot lo%e on the !ing 2 As I percei%ed it, I m#st tell yo# that, 'efore my da#ghter told me 2 !hat might yo#, 0r my dear ma4esty yo#r -#een here, think, If I had playd the desk or ta+le1+ook, 0r gi%en my heart a !inking, m#te and d#m+, 0r lookd #pon this lo%e !ith idle sight* What might yo# think? o, I !ent ro#nd to !ork, And my yo#ng mistress th#s I did +espeak" )$ord Hamlet is a prince, o#t of thy star* This m#st not +e" and then I precepts ga%e her, That she sho#ld lock herself from his resort, Admit no messengers, recei%e no tokens. Which done, she took the fr#its of my ad%ice* And he, rep#lsed 2 a short tale to make 2 ,ell into a sadness, then into a fast, Thence to a !atch, thence into a !eakness, Thence to a lightness, and, +y this declension, Into the madness !herein no! he ra%es, And all !e mo#rn for. King Claudius. Do yo# think )tis this? Queen Gertrude. It may +e, %ery likely. Lord Polonius. Hath there +een s#ch a time 2 Id fain kno! that 2 That I ha%e positi%ely said )Tis so, When it pro%ed other!ise? King Claudius. ot that I kno!. Lord Polonius =pointin to his head and shoulder>. Take this from this, if this +e other!ise" If circ#mstances lead me, I !ill find Where tr#th is hid, tho#gh it !ere hid indeed Within the centre. King Claudius. Ho! may !e try it f#rther? Lord Polonius. (o# kno!, sometimes he !alks fo#r
ho#rs together Here in the lo++y. Queen Gertrude. So he does indeed. Lord Polonius. At s#ch a time Ill loose my da#ghter to him" 'e yo# and I +ehind an arras then* .ark the enco#nter" if he lo%e her not And +e not from his reason falln thereon, $et me +e no assistant for a state, '#t keep a farm and carters. King Claudius. We !ill try it. Queen Gertrude. '#t, look, !here sadly the poor !retch comes reading. Lord Polonius. A!ay, I do +eseech yo#, +oth a!ay" Ill +oard him presently. Exeunt King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, and Attendants. Enter Hamlet, readin . 0, gi%e me lea%e" Ho! does my good $ord Hamlet? Hamlet. Well, /od1a1mercy. Lord Polonius. Do yo# kno! me, my lord? Hamlet. :;cellent !ell* yo# are a fishmonger. Lord Polonius. ot I, my lord. Hamlet. Then I !o#ld yo# !ere so honest a man. Lord Polonius. Honest, my lord& Hamlet. Ay, sir* to +e honest, as this !orld goes, is to +e one man picked o#t of ten tho#sand. Lord Polonius. Thats %ery tr#e, my lord. Hamlet. ,or if the s#n +reed maggots in a dead dog, +eing a god kissing carrion, 2 Ha%e yo# a da#ghter? Lord Polonius. I ha%e, my lord. Hamlet. $et her not !alk i the s#n" conception is a +lessing" +#t not as yo#r da#ghter may concei%e. ,riend, look to )t. Lord Polonius =aside>. Ho! say yo# +y that? Still harping on my da#ghter" yet he kne! me not at first* he said I !as a fishmonger" he is far gone, far gone" and tr#ly in my yo#th I s#ffered m#ch e;tremity for lo%e* %ery near this. Ill speak to him again. What do yo# read, my lord? Hamlet. Words, !ords, !ords. Lord Polonius. What is the matter, my lord? Hamlet. 'et!een !ho? Lord Polonius. I mean, the matter that yo# read, my lord. Hamlet. Slanders, sir" for the satirical rog#e says here that old men ha%e grey +eards, that their faces are !rinkled, their eyes p#rging thick am+er and pl#m1tree g#m and that they ha%e a plentif#l lack of !it, together !ith most !eak hams" all !hich, sir, tho#gh I most po!erf#lly and potently +elie%e, yet
I hold it not honesty to ha%e it th#s set do!n, for yo#rself, sir, sho#ld +e old as I am, if like a cra+ yo# co#ld go +ack!ard. Lord Polonius =aside>. Tho#gh this +e madness, yet there is method in )t. Will yo# !alk o#t of the air, my lord? Hamlet. Into my gra%e. Lord Polonius. Indeed, that is o#t o the air. =Aside>. Ho! pregnant sometimes his replies are& a happiness that often madness hits on, !hich reason and sanity co#ld not so prospero#sly +e deli%ered of. I !ill lea%e him, and s#ddenly contri%e the means of meeting +et!een him and my da#ghter. 2 .y hono#ra+le lord, I !ill most h#m+ly take my lea%e of yo#. Hamlet. (o# cannot, sir, take from me any thing that I !ill more !illingly part !ithal" e;cept my life, e;cept my life, e;cept my life. Lord Polonius. ,are yo# !ell, my lord. Hamlet. These tedio#s old fools& Enter Rosencrant and Guildenstern. Lord Polonius. (o# go to seek the $ord Hamlet* there he is. Rosencrant =to $olonius>. /od sa%e yo#, sir& Exit Polonius. Guildenstern. .y hono#red lord& Rosencrant . .y most dear lord& Hamlet. .y e;cellent good friends& Ho! dost tho#, /#ildenstern? Ah, 7osencrant5& /ood lads, ho! do ye +oth? Rosencrant . As the indifferent children of the earth. Guildenstern. Happy, in that !e are not o%er1happy* 0n fort#nes cap !e are not the %ery +#tton. Hamlet. or the soles of her shoe? Rosencrant . either, my lord. Hamlet. Then yo# li%e a+o#t her !aist, or in the middle of her fa%o#rs? Guildenstern. ),aith, her pri%ates !e. Hamlet. In the secret parts of fort#ne? 0, most tr#e* she is a str#mpet. Whats the ne!s? Rosencrant . one, my lord, +#t that the !orlds gro!n honest. Hamlet. Then is doomsday near" +#t yo#r ne!s is not tr#e. $et me -#estion more in partic#lar" !hat ha%e yo#, my good friends, deser%ed at the hands of fort#ne, that she sends yo# to prison hither? Guildenstern. Prison, my lord& Hamlet. Denmarks a prison. Rosencrant . Then is the !orld one. Hamlet. A goodly one* in !hich there are many
confines, !ards and d#ngeons, Denmark +eing one o the !orst. Rosencrant . We think not so, my lord. Hamlet. Why, then, )tis none to yo#* for there is nothing either good or +ad, +#t thinking makes it so" to me it is a prison. Rosencrant . Why then, yo#r am+ition makes it one* )tis too narro! for yo#r mind. Hamlet. 0 /od, I co#ld +e +o#nded in a n#t shell and co#nt myself a king of infinite space, !ere it not that I ha%e +ad dreams. Guildenstern. Which dreams indeed are am+ition, for the %ery s#+stance of the am+itio#s is merely the shado! of a dream. Hamlet. A dream itself is +#t a shado!. Rosencrant . Tr#ly, and I hold am+ition of so airy and light a -#ality that it is +#t a shado!s shado!. Hamlet. Then are o#r +eggars +odies, and o#r monarchs and o#tstretched heroes the +eggars shado!s. Shall !e to the co#rt? for, +y my fay, I cannot reason. Rosencrant , Guildenstern. Well !ait #pon yo#. Hamlet. o s#ch matter" I !ill not sort yo# !ith the rest of my ser%ants, for, to speak to yo# like an honest man, I am most dreadf#lly attended. '#t, in the +eaten !ay of friendship, !hat make yo# at :lsinore? Rosencrant . To %isit yo#, my lord* no other occasion. Hamlet. 'eggar that I am, I am e%en poor in thanks* +#t I thank yo#" and s#re, dear friends, my thanks are too dear a halfpenny. Were yo# not sent for? Is it yo#r o!n inclining? Is it a free %isitation? 6ome, deal 4#stly !ith me" come, come* nay, speak. Guildenstern. What sho#ld !e say, my lord? Hamlet. Why, any thing, +#t to the p#rpose. (o# !ere sent for* and there is a kind of confession in yo#r looks !hich yo#r modesties ha%e not craft eno#gh to colo#r" I kno! the good king and -#een ha%e sent for yo#. Rosencrant . To !hat end, my lord? Hamlet. That yo# m#st teach me. '#t let me con4#re yo#, +y the rights of o#r fello!ship, +y the consonancy of o#r yo#th, +y the o+ligation of o#r e%er1preser%ed lo%e, and +y !hat more dear a +etter proposer co#ld charge yo# !ithal, +e e%en and direct !ith me,
!hether yo# !ere sent for, or no? Rosencrant =aside to Guildenstern>. What say yo#? Hamlet =aside>. ay, then, I ha%e an eye of yo#. 2 If yo# lo%e me, hold not off. Guildenstern. .y lord, !e !ere sent for. Hamlet. I !ill tell yo# !hy* so shall my anticipation pre%ent yo#r disco%ery, and yo#r secrecy to the king and -#een mo#lt no feather. I ha%e of late 2 +#t !herefore I kno! not 2 lost all my mirth, forgone all c#stom of e;ercises* and indeed it goes so hea%ily !ith my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most e;cellent canopy, the air, look yo#, this +ra%e oerhanging firmament, this ma4estical roof fretted !ith golden fire, !hy, it appears no other thing to me than a fo#l and pestilent congregation of %apo#rs. What a piece of !ork is a man& ho! no+le in reason& ho! infinite in fac#lty& in form and mo%ing ho! e;press and admira+le& in action ho! like an angel& in apprehension ho! like a god& the +ea#ty of the !orld& the paragon of animals& And yet, to me, !hat is this -#intessence of d#st? man delights not me" no, nor !oman neither, tho#gh +y yo#r smiling yo# seem to say so. Rosencrant . .y lord, there !as no s#ch st#ff in my tho#ghts. Hamlet. Why did yo# la#gh then, !hen I said )man delights not me? Rosencrant . To think, my lord, if yo# delight not in man, !hat lenten entertainment the players shall recei%e from yo#" !e coted them on the !ay* and hither are they coming, to offer yo# ser%ice. Hamlet. He that plays the king shall +e !elcome* his ma4esty shall ha%e tri+#te of me* the ad%ent#ro#s knight shall #se his foil and target* the lo%er shall not sigh gratis* the h#mo#ro#s man shall end his part in peace* the clo!n shall make those la#gh !hose l#ngs are tickled o the sere* and the lady shall say her mind freely, or the +lank %erse shall halt fort. What players are they? Rosencrant . :%en those yo# !ere !ont to take delight in, the tragedians of the city. Hamlet. Ho! chances it they tra%el? their residence, +oth in rep#tation and profit, !as +etter +oth !ays. Rosencrant . I think their inhi+ition comes +y the means of the late inno%ation.
Hamlet. Do they hold the same estimation they did !hen I !as in the city? are they so follo!ed? Rosencrant . o, indeed, are they not. Hamlet. Ho! comes it? do they gro! r#sty? Rosencrant . ay, their endea%o#r keeps in the !onted pace" +#t there is, sir, an aery of children, little eyases, that cry o#t on the top of -#estion, and are most tyrannically clapped fort" these are no! the fashion, and so +erattle the common stages 2 so they call them 2 that many !earing rapiers are afraid of goose1-#ills and dare scarce come thither. Hamlet. What, are they children? !ho maintains )em? ho! are they escoted? Will they p#rs#e the -#ality no longer than they can sing? !ill they not say after!ards, if they sho#ld gro! themsel%es to common players 2 as it is most like, if their means are no +etter 2 their !riters do them !rong, to make them e;claim against their o!n s#ccession? Rosencrant . ),aith, there has +een m#ch to do on +oth sides* and the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to contro%ersy" there !as, for a !hile, no money +id for arg#ment, #nless the poet and the player !ent to c#ffs in the -#estion. Hamlet. Ist possi+le? Guildenstern. 0, there has +een m#ch thro!ing a+o#t of +rains. Hamlet. Do the +oys carry it a!ay? Rosencrant . Ay, that they do, my lord* Herc#les and his load too. Hamlet. It is not %ery strange* for mine #ncle is king of Denmark, and those that !o#ld make mo!s at him !hile my father li%ed, gi%e t!enty, forty, fifty, an h#ndred d#cats a1piece for his pict#re in little. )S+lood, there is something in this more than nat#ral, if philosophy co#ld find it o#t. %lourish of trumpets within. Guildenstern. There are the players. Hamlet. /entlemen, yo# are !elcome to :lsinore. (o#r hands, come then" the app#rtenance of !elcome is fashion and ceremony" let me comply !ith yo# in this gar+, lest my e;tent to the players, !hich, I tell yo#, m#st sho! fairly o#t!ard, sho#ld more appear like entertainment than yo#rs. (o# are !elcome" +#t my #ncle1father and a#nt1mother are decei%ed. Guildenstern. In !hat, my dear lord? Hamlet. I am +#t mad north1north1!est" !hen the !ind is
so#therly I kno! a ha!k from a handsa!. Enter Polonius. Lord Polonius. Well +e !ith yo#, gentlemen& Hamlet. Hark yo#, /#ildenstern* and yo# too" at each ear a hearer" that great +a+y yo# see there is not yet o#t of his s!addling1clo#ts. Rosencrant . Happily hes the second time come to them* for they say an old man is t!ice a child. Hamlet. I !ill prophesy he comes to tell me of the players* mark it. (o# say right, sir" o .onday morning* )t!as so indeed. Lord Polonius. .y lord, I ha%e ne!s to tell yo#. Hamlet. .y lord, I ha%e ne!s to tell yo#. When 7osci#s !as an actor in 7ome, 2 Lord Polonius. The actors are come hither, my lord. Hamlet. '#5, +#5& Lord Polonius. 9pon mine hono#r, 2 Hamlet. Then came each actor on his ass, 2 Lord Polonius. The +est actors in the !orld, either for tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral1comical, historical1pastoral, tragical1historical, tragical1 comical1historical1pastoral, scene indi%ida+le, or poem #nlimited" Seneca cannot +e too hea%y, nor Pla#t#s too light. ,or the la! of !rit and the li+erty, these are the only men. Hamlet. 0 8ephthah, 4#dge of Israel, !hat a treas#re hadst tho#& Lord Polonius. What a treas#re had he, my lord? Hamlet. Why, )0ne fair da#ghter and no more, The !hich he lo%ed passing !ell. Lord Polonius =aside>. Still on my da#ghter. Hamlet. Am I not i the right, old 8ephthah? Lord Polonius. If yo# call me 8ephthah, my lord, I ha%e a da#ghter that I lo%e passing !ell. Hamlet. ay, that follo!s not. Lord Polonius. What follo!s, then, my lord? Hamlet. Why, )As +y lot, /od !ot, and then, yo# kno!, )It came to pass, as most like it !as, 2 the first ro! of the pio#s chanson !ill sho! yo# more* for look, !here my a+ridgement comes. Enter four or fi#e Players. (o# are !elcome, masters* !elcome, all. I am glad to see thee !ell. Welcome, good friends. 0, my old friend& thy face is %alenced since I sa! thee last" comest tho# to +eard me in Denmark? What, my yo#ng lady and mistress& 'yr lady, yo#r ladyship is
nearer to hea%en than !hen I sa! yo# last, +y the altit#de of a chopine. Pray /od, yo#r %oice, like apiece of #nc#rrent gold, +e not cracked !ithin the ring. .asters, yo# are all !elcome. Well een tot like ,rench falconers, fly at any thing !e see" !ell ha%e a speech straight" come, gi%e #s a taste of yo#r -#ality* come, a passionate speech. First Player. What speech, my lord? Hamlet. I heard thee speak me a speech once, +#t it !as ne%er acted* or, if it !as, not a+o%e once* for the play, I remem+er, pleased not the million* )t!as ca%iare to the general" +#t it !as 2 as I recei%ed it, and others, !hose 4#dgments in s#ch matters cried in the top of mine 2 an e;cellent play, !ell digested in the scenes, set do!n !ith as m#ch modesty as c#nning. I remem+er, one said there !ere no sallets in the lines to make the matter sa%o#ry, nor no matter in the phrase that might indict the a#thor of affectation* +#t called it an honest method, as !holesome as s!eet, and +y %ery m#ch more handsome than fine. 0ne speech in it I chiefly lo%ed" )t!as Aeneas tale to Dido* and therea+o#t of it especially, !here he speaks of Priams sla#ghter" if it li%e in yo#r memory, +egin at this line" let me see, let me see 2 )The r#gged Pyrrh#s, like the Hyrcanian +east, 2 it is not so" 2 it +egins !ith Pyrrh#s" 2 )The r#gged Pyrrh#s, he !hose sa+le arms, 'lack as his p#rpose, did the night resem+le When he lay co#ched in the omino#s horse, Hath no! this dread and +lack comple;ion smeard With heraldry more dismal* head to foot o! is he total g#les* horridly trickd With +lood of fathers, mothers, da#ghters, sons, 'aked and impasted !ith the parching streets, That lend a tyranno#s and damned light To their lords m#rder" roasted in !rath and fire, And th#s oer1si5ed !ith coag#late gore, With eyes like car+#ncles, the hellish Pyrrh#s 0ld grandsire Priam seeks. So, proceed yo#. Lord Polonius. ),ore /od, my lord, !ell spoken, !ith good accent and good discretion. First Player. )Anon he finds him Striking too short at /reeks* his anti-#e s!ord, 7e+ellio#s to his arm, lies !here it falls, 7ep#gnant to command" #ne-#al matchd, Pyrrh#s at Priam dri%es* in rage strikes !ide* '#t !ith the !hiff and !ind of his fell s!ord The #nner%ed father falls. Then senseless Ili#m, Seeming to feel this +lo!, !ith flaming top Stoops to his +ase, and !ith a hideo#s crash Takes prisoner Pyrrh#s ear" for, lo& his s!ord,
Which !as declining on the milky head 0f re%erend Priam, seemd i the air to stick" So, as a painted tyrant, Pyrrh#s stood, And like a ne#tral to his !ill and matter, Did nothing. '#t, as !e often see, against some storm, A silence in the hea%ens, the rack stand still, The +old !inds speechless and the or+ +elo! As h#sh as death, anon the dreadf#l th#nder Doth rend the region, so, after Pyrrh#s pa#se, Aro#sed %engeance sets him ne! a1!ork* And ne%er did the 6yclops hammers fall 0n .arss armo#r forged for proof eterne With less remorse than Pyrrh#s +leeding s!ord o! falls on Priam. 0#t, o#t, tho# str#mpet, ,ort#ne& All yo# gods, In general synod )take a!ay her po!er* 'reak all the spokes and fellies from her !heel, And +o!l the ro#nd na%e do!n the hill of hea%en, As lo! as to the fiends& Lord Polonius. This is too long. Hamlet. It shall to the +ar+ers, !ith yo#r +eard. Prithee, say on" hes for a 4ig or a tale of +a!dry, or he sleeps" say on" come to Hec#+a. First Player. )'#t !ho, 0, !ho had seen the mo+led -#een 2 Hamlet. )The mo+led -#een? Lord Polonius. Thats good* )mo+led -#een is good. First Player. )7#n +arefoot #p and do!n, threatening the flames With +isson rhe#m* a clo#t #pon that head Where late the diadem stood, and for a ro+e, A+o#t her lank and all oer1teemed loins, A +lanket, in the alarm of fear ca#ght #p* Who this had seen, !ith tong#e in %enom steepd, )/ainst ,ort#nes state !o#ld treason ha%e prono#nced" '#t if the gods themsel%es did see her then When she sa! Pyrrh#s make malicio#s sport In mincing !ith his s!ord her h#s+ands lim+s, The instant +#rst of clamo#r that she made, 9nless things mortal mo%e them not at all, Wo#ld ha%e made milch the +#rning eyes of hea%en, And passion in the gods. Lord Polonius. $ook, !hether he has not t#rned his colo#r and has tears ins eyes. Pray yo#, no more. Hamlet. )Tis !ell" Ill ha%e thee speak o#t the rest soon. /ood my lord, !ill yo# see the players !ell +esto!ed? Do yo# hear, let them +e !ell #sed* for they are the a+stract and +rief chronicles of the time" after yo#r death yo# !ere +etter ha%e a +ad epitaph than their ill report !hile yo# li%e.
Lord Polonius. .y lord, I !ill #se them according to their desert. Hamlet. /ods +odykins, man, m#ch +etter" #se e%ery man after his desert, and !ho sho#ld )scape !hipping? 9se them after yo#r o!n hono#r and dignity" the less they deser%e, the more merit is in yo#r +o#nty. Take them in. Lord Polonius. 6ome, sirs. Hamlet. ,ollo! him, friends" !ell hear a play to1 morro!. Exit Polonius with all the Players but the First. Dost tho# hear me, old friend* can yo# play the .#rder of /on5ago? First Player. Ay, my lord. Hamlet. Well hat to1morro! night. (o# co#ld, for a need, st#dy a speech of some do5en or si;teen lines, !hich I !o#ld set do!n and insert int, co#ld yo# not? First Player. Ay, my lord. Hamlet. <ery !ell. ,ollo! that lord* and look yo# mock him not. Exit First Player. .y good friends, Ill lea%e yo# till night" yo# are !elcome to :lsinore. Rosencrant . /ood my lord& Hamlet. Ay, so, /od +e !i ye* Exeunt Rosencrant and Guildenstern. o! I am alone. 0, !hat a rog#e and peasant sla%e am I& Is it not monstro#s that this player here, '#t in a fiction, in a dream of passion, 6o#ld force his so#l so to his o!n conceit That from her !orking all his %isage !annd, Tears in his eyes, distraction ins aspect, A +roken %oice, and his !hole f#nction s#iting With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing& ,or Hec#+a& Whats Hec#+a to him, or he to Hec#+a, That he sho#ld !eep for her? What !o#ld he do, Had he the moti%e and the c#e for passion That I ha%e? He !o#ld dro!n the stage !ith tears And clea%e the general ear !ith horrid speech, .ake mad the g#ilty and appal the free, 6onfo#nd the ignorant, and ama5e indeed The %ery fac#lties of eyes and ears. (et I, A d#ll and m#ddy1mettled rascal, peak, $ike 8ohn1a1dreams, #npregnant of my ca#se, And can say nothing* no, not for a king, 9pon !hose property and most dear life A damnd defeat !as made. Am I a co!ard?
Who calls me %illain? +reaks my pate across? Pl#cks off my +eard, and +lo!s it in my face? T!eaks me +y the nose? gi%es me the lie i the throat, As deep as to the l#ngs? !ho does me this? Ha& )S!o#nds, I sho#ld take it" for it cannot +e '#t I am pigeon1li%erd and lack gall To make oppression +itter, or ere this I sho#ld ha%e fatted all the region kites With this sla%es offal" +loody, +a!dy %illain& 7emorseless, treachero#s, lechero#s, kindless %illain& 0, %engeance& Why, !hat an ass am I& This is most +ra%e, That I, the son of a dear father m#rderd, Prompted to my re%enge +y hea%en and hell, .#st, like a !hore, #npack my heart !ith !ords, And fall a1c#rsing, like a %ery dra+, A sc#llion& ,ie #pont& foh& A+o#t, my +rain& I ha%e heard That g#ilty creat#res sitting at a play Ha%e +y the %ery c#nning of the scene 'een str#ck so to the so#l that presently They ha%e proclaimd their malefactions* ,or m#rder, tho#gh it ha%e no tong#e, !ill speak With most mirac#lo#s organ. Ill ha%e these players Play something like the m#rder of my father 'efore mine #ncle" Ill o+ser%e his looks* Ill tent him to the -#ick" if he +#t +lench, I kno! my co#rse. The spirit that I ha%e seen .ay +e the de%il" and the de%il hath po!er To ass#me a pleasing shape* yea, and perhaps 0#t of my !eakness and my melancholy, As he is %ery potent !ith s#ch spirits, A+#ses me to damn me" Ill ha%e gro#nds .ore relati%e than this" the play )s the thing Wherein Ill catch the conscience of the king. Exit. Act III. Scene I. Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrant , and Guildenstern. King Claudius. And can yo#, +y no drift of circ#mstance, /et from him !hy he p#ts on this conf#sion, /rating so harshly all his days of -#iet With t#r+#lent and dangero#s l#nacy? Rosencrant . He does confess he feels himself distracted* '#t from !hat ca#se he !ill +y no means speak. Guildenstern. or do !e find him for!ard to +e so#nded, '#t, !ith a crafty madness, keeps aloof, When !e !o#ld +ring him on to some confession
0f his tr#e state. Queen Gertrude. Did he recei%e yo# !ell? Rosencrant . .ost like a gentleman. Guildenstern. '#t !ith m#ch forcing of his disposition. Rosencrant . iggard of -#estion* +#t, of o#r demands, .ost free in his reply. Queen Gertrude. Did yo# assay him? To any pastime? Rosencrant . .adam, it so fell o#t, that certain players We oer1ra#ght on the !ay" of these !e told him* And there did seem in him a kind of 4oy To hear of it" they are a+o#t the co#rt, And, as I think, they ha%e already order This night to play +efore him. Lord Polonius. )Tis most tr#e" And he +eseechd me to entreat yo#r ma4esties To hear and see the matter. King Claudius. With all my heart* and it doth m#ch content me To hear him so inclined. /ood gentlemen, gi%e him a f#rther edge, And dri%e his p#rpose on to these delights. Rosencrant . We shall, my lord. Exeunt Rosencrant and Guildenstern. King Claudius. S!eet /ertr#de, lea%e #s too* ,or !e ha%e closely sent for Hamlet hither, That he, as )t!ere +y accident, may here Affront 0phelia" Her father and myself, la!f#l espials, Will so +esto! o#rsel%es that, seeing, #nseen, We may of their enco#nter frankly 4#dge, And gather +y him, as he is +eha%ed, If )t +e the affliction of his lo%e or no That th#s he s#ffers for. Queen Gertrude. I shall o+ey yo#. And for yo#r part, 0phelia, I do !ish That yo#r good +ea#ties +e the happy ca#se 0f Hamlets !ildness" so shall I hope yo#r %irt#es Will +ring him to his !onted !ay again, To +oth yo#r hono#rs. Ophelia. .adam, I !ish it may. Exit Queen Gertrude. Lord Polonius. 0phelia, !alk yo# here. /racio#s, so please yo#, We !ill +esto! o#rsel%es. =!o &phelia> 7ead on this +ook* That sho! of s#ch an e;ercise may colo#r (o#r loneliness. We are oft to +lame in this, 2 )Tis too m#ch pro%ed 2 that !ith de%otions %isage And pio#s action !e do s#gar oer The de%il himself. King Claudius =aside>. 0, )tis too tr#e&
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Ho! smart a lash that speech doth gi%e my conscience& The harlots cheek, +ea#tied !ith plastering art, Is not more #gly to the thing that helps it Than is my deed to my most painted !ord" 0 hea%y +#rthen& Lord Polonius. I hear him coming" lets !ithdra!, my lord. Exeunt King Claudius and Polonius. Enter Hamlet. Hamlet. To +e, or not to +e" that is the -#estion" Whether )tis no+ler in the mind to s#ffer The slings and arro!s of o#trageo#s fort#ne, 0r to take arms against a sea of tro#+les, And +y opposing end them? To die" to sleep* o more* and +y a sleep to say !e end The heart1ache and the tho#sand nat#ral shocks That flesh is heir to, )tis a cons#mmation De%o#tly to +e !ishd. To die, to sleep* To sleep" perchance to dream" ay, theres the r#+* ,or in that sleep of death !hat dreams may come When !e ha%e sh#ffled off this mortal coil, .#st gi%e #s pa#se" theres the respect That makes calamity of so long life* ,or !ho !o#ld +ear the !hips and scorns of time, The oppressors !rong, the pro#d mans cont#mely, The pangs of despised lo%e, the la!s delay, The insolence of office and the sp#rns That patient merit of the #n!orthy takes, When he himself might his -#iet#s make With a +are +odkin? !ho !o#ld fardels +ear, To gr#nt and s!eat #nder a !eary life, '#t that the dread of something after death, The #ndisco%erd co#ntry from !hose +o#rn o tra%eller ret#rns, p#55les the !ill And makes #s rather +ear those ills !e ha%e Than fly to others that !e kno! not of? Th#s conscience does make co!ards of #s all* And th#s the nati%e h#e of resol#tion Is sicklied oer !ith the pale cast of tho#ght, And enterprises of great pith and moment With this regard their c#rrents t#rn a!ry, And lose the name of action. 2 Soft yo# no!& The fair 0phelia& ymph, in thy orisons 'e all my sins remem+erd. Ophelia. /ood my lord, Ho! does yo#r hono#r for this many a day? Hamlet. I h#m+ly thank yo#* !ell, !ell, !ell. Ophelia. .y lord, I ha%e remem+rances of yo#rs, That I ha%e longed long to re1deli%er* I pray yo#, no! recei%e them. Hamlet. o, not I* I ne%er ga%e yo# a#ght. Ophelia. .y hono#rd lord, yo# kno! right !ell yo# did*
And, !ith them, !ords of so s!eet +reath composed As made the things more rich" their perf#me lost, Take these again* for to the no+le mind 7ich gifts !a; poor !hen gi%ers pro%e #nkind. There, my lord. Hamlet. Ha, ha& are yo# honest? Ophelia. .y lord? Hamlet. Are yo# fair? Ophelia. What means yo#r lordship? Hamlet. That if yo# +e honest and fair, yo#r honesty sho#ld admit no disco#rse to yo#r +ea#ty. Ophelia. 6o#ld +ea#ty, my lord, ha%e +etter commerce than !ith honesty? Hamlet. Ay, tr#ly* for the po!er of +ea#ty !ill sooner transform honesty from !hat it is to a +a!d than the force of honesty can translate +ea#ty into his likeness" this !as sometime a parado;, +#t no! the time gi%es it proof. I did lo%e yo# once. Ophelia. Indeed, my lord, yo# made me +elie%e so. Hamlet. (o# sho#ld not ha%e +elie%ed me* for %irt#e cannot so inoc#late o#r old stock +#t !e shall relish of it" I lo%ed yo# not. Ophelia. I !as the more decei%ed. Hamlet. /et thee to a n#nnery" !hy !o#ldst tho# +e a +reeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest* +#t yet I co#ld acc#se me of s#ch things that it !ere +etter my mother had not +orne me" I am %ery pro#d, re%engef#l, am+itio#s, !ith more offences at my +eck than I ha%e tho#ghts to p#t them in, imagination to gi%e them shape, or time to act them in. What sho#ld s#ch fello!s as I do cra!ling +et!een earth and hea%en? We are arrant kna%es, all* +elie%e none of #s. /o thy !ays to a n#nnery. Wheres yo#r father? Ophelia. At home, my lord. Hamlet. $et the doors +e sh#t #pon him, that he may play the fool no !here +#t ins o!n ho#se. ,are!ell. Ophelia. 0, help him, yo# s!eet hea%ens& Hamlet. If tho# dost marry, Ill gi%e thee this plag#e for thy do!ry" +e tho# as chaste as ice, as p#re as sno!, tho# shalt not escape cal#mny. /et thee to a n#nnery, go" fare!ell. 0r, if tho# !ilt needs marry, marry a fool* for !ise men kno! !ell eno#gh !hat monsters yo# make of them. To a n#nnery, go, and -#ickly too. ,are!ell. Ophelia. 0 hea%enly po!ers, restore him& Hamlet. I ha%e heard of yo#r paintings too, !ell eno#gh* /od has gi%en yo# one face, and yo# make yo#rsel%es
another" yo# 4ig, yo# am+le, and yo# lisp, and nick1name /ods creat#res, and make yo#r !antonness yo#r ignorance. /o to, Ill no more ont* it hath made me mad. I say, !e !ill ha%e no more marriages" those that are married already, all +#t one, shall li%e* the rest shall keep as they are. To a n#nnery, go. Exit. Ophelia. 0, !hat a no+le mind is here oerthro!n& The co#rtiers, soldiers, scholars, eye, tong#e, s!ord* The e;pectancy and rose of the fair state, The glass of fashion and the mo#ld of form, The o+ser%ed of all o+ser%ers, -#ite, -#ite do!n& And I, of ladies most de4ect and !retched, That s#ckd the honey of his m#sic %o!s, o! see that no+le and most so%ereign reason, $ike s!eet +ells 4angled, o#t of t#ne and harsh* That #nmatchd form and feat#re of +lo!n yo#th 'lasted !ith ecstasy" 0, !oe is me, To ha%e seen !hat I ha%e seen, see !hat I see& Re-enter King Claudius and Polonius. King Claudius. $o%e& his affections do not that !ay tend* or !hat he spake, tho#gh it lackd form a little, Was not like madness. Theres something in his so#l, 0er !hich his melancholy sits on +rood* And I do do#+t the hatch and the disclose Will +e some danger" !hich for to pre%ent, I ha%e in -#ick determination Th#s set it do!n" he shall !ith speed to :ngland, ,or the demand of o#r neglected tri+#te Haply the seas and co#ntries different With %aria+le o+4ects shall e;pel This something1settled matter in his heart, Whereon his +rains still +eating p#ts him th#s ,rom fashion of himself. What think yo# ont? Lord Polonius. It shall do !ell" +#t yet do I +elie%e The origin and commencement of his grief Spr#ng from neglected lo%e. Ho! no!, 0phelia& (o# need not tell #s !hat $ord Hamlet said* We heard it all. .y lord, do as yo# please* '#t, if yo# hold it fit, after the play $et his -#een mother all alone entreat him To sho! his grief" let her +e ro#nd !ith him* And Ill +e placed, so please yo#, in the ear 0f all their conference. If she find him not, To :ngland send him, or confine him !here (o#r !isdom +est shall think. King Claudius. It shall +e so" .adness in great ones m#st not #n!atchd go. Exeunt.
Scene II. Enter Hamlet and Players. Hamlet. Speak the speech, I pray yo#, as I prono#nced it to yo#, trippingly on the tong#e" +#t if yo# mo#th it, as many of yo#r players do, I had as lief the to!n1crier spoke my lines. or do not sa! the air too m#ch !ith yo#r hand, th#s, +#t #se all gently* for in the %ery torrent, tempest, and, as I may say, the !hirl!ind of passion, yo# m#st ac-#ire and +eget a temperance that may gi%e it smoothness. 0, it offends me to the so#l to hear a ro+#stio#s peri!ig1pated fello! tear a passion to tatters, to %ery rags, to split the ears of the gro#ndlings, !ho for the most part are capa+le of nothing +#t ine;plica+le d#m+sho!s and noise" I !o#ld ha%e s#ch a fello! !hipped for oerdoing Termagant* it o#t1herods Herod" pray yo#, a%oid it. First Player. I !arrant yo#r hono#r. Hamlet. 'e not too tame neither, +#t let yo#r o!n discretion +e yo#r t#tor" s#it the action to the !ord, the !ord to the action* !ith this special oerstep not the modesty of nat#re" for any thing so o%erdone is from the p#rpose of playing, !hose end, +oth at the first and no!, !as and is, to hold, as )t!ere, the mirror #p to nat#re* to sho! %irt#e her o!n feat#re, scorn her o!n image, and the %ery age and +ody of the time his form and press#re. o! this o%erdone, or come tardy off, tho#gh it make the #nskilf#l la#gh, cannot +#t make the 4#dicio#s grie%e* the cens#re of the !hich one m#st in yo#r allo!ance oer!eigh a !hole theatre of others. 0, there +e players that I ha%e seen play, and heard others praise, and that highly, not to speak it profanely, that, neither ha%ing the accent of 6hristians nor the gait of 6hristian, pagan, nor man, ha%e so str#tted and +ello!ed that I ha%e tho#ght some of nat#res 4o#rneymen had made men and not made them !ell, they imitated h#manity so a+omina+ly. First Player. I hope !e ha%e reformed that indifferently !ith #s, sir. Hamlet. 0, reform it altogether. And let those that play yo#r clo!ns speak no more than is set do!n for them* for there +e of them that !ill themsel%es la#gh, to set on some -#antity of +arren spectators to la#gh too* tho#gh, in the mean time, some necessary -#estion of the play +e then to +e considered"
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thats %illano#s, and sho!s a most pitif#l am+ition in the fool that #ses it. /o, make yo# ready. Exeunt Players. Enter Polonius, Rosencrant , and Guildenstern. Ho! no!, my lord& I !ill the king hear this piece of !ork? Lord Polonius. And the -#een too, and that presently. Hamlet. 'id the players make haste. Exit Polonius. Will yo# t!o help to hasten them? Rosencrant , Guildenstern. We !ill, my lord. Exeunt Rosencrant and Guildenstern. Hamlet. What ho& Horatio& Enter Horatio. Horatio. Here, s!eet lord, at yo#r ser%ice. Hamlet. Horatio, tho# art een as 4#st a man As eer my con%ersation coped !ithal. Horatio. 0, my dear lord, 2 Hamlet. ay, do not think I flatter* ,or !hat ad%ancement may I hope from thee That no re%en#e hast +#t thy good spirits, To feed and clothe thee? Why sho#ld the poor +e flatterd? o, let the candied tong#e lick a+s#rd pomp, And crook the pregnant hinges of the knee Where thrift may follo! fa!ning. Dost tho# hear? Since my dear so#l !as mistress of her choice And co#ld of men disting#ish, her election Hath seald thee for herself* for tho# hast +een As one, in s#ffering all, that s#ffers nothing, A man that fort#nes +#ffets and re!ards Hast taen !ith e-#al thanks" and +lest are those Whose +lood and 4#dgment are so !ell commingled, That they are not a pipe for fort#nes finger To so#nd !hat stop she please. /i%e me that man That is not passions sla%e, and I !ill !ear him In my hearts core, ay, in my heart of heart, As I do thee. 2 Something too m#ch of this. 2 There is a play to1night +efore the king* 0ne scene of it comes near the circ#mstance Which I ha%e told thee of my fathers death" I prithee, !hen tho# seest that act afoot, :%en !ith the %ery comment of thy so#l 0+ser%e mine #ncle" if his occ#lted g#ilt Do not itself #nkennel in one speech, It is a damned ghost that !e ha%e seen, And my imaginations are as fo#l As <#lcans stithy. /i%e him heedf#l note* ,or I mine eyes !ill ri%et to his face, And after !e !ill +oth o#r 4#dgments 4oin In cens#re of his seeming. Horatio. Well, my lord" If he steal a#ght the !hilst this play is playing, And )scape detecting, I !ill pay the theft.
Hamlet. They are coming to the play* I m#st +e idle" /et yo# a place. 'anish march. A flourish. Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrant , Guildenstern, and others. King Claudius. Ho! fares o#r co#sin Hamlet? Hamlet. :;cellent, i faith* of the chameleons dish" I eat the air, promise1crammed" yo# cannot feed capons so. King Claudius. I ha%e nothing !ith this ans!er, Hamlet* these !ords are not mine. Hamlet. o, nor mine no!. =!o $olonius> .y lord, yo# played once i the #ni%ersity, yo# say? Lord Polonius. That did I, my lord* and !as acco#nted a good actor. Hamlet. What did yo# enact? Lord Polonius. I did enact 8#li#s 6aesar" I !as killed i the 6apitol* 'r#t#s killed me. Hamlet. It !as a +r#te part of him to kill so capital a calf there. 'e the players ready? Rosencrant . Ay, my lord* they stay #pon yo#r patience. Queen Gertrude. 6ome hither, my dear Hamlet, sit +y me. Hamlet. o, good mother, heres metal more attracti%e. Lord Polonius =to (in Claudius>. 0, ho& do yo# mark that? Hamlet. $ady, shall I lie in yo#r lap? L"in down at Ophelia)s feet. Ophelia. o, my lord. Hamlet. I mean, my head #pon yo#r lap? Ophelia. Ay, my lord. Hamlet. Do yo# think I meant co#ntry matters? Ophelia. I think nothing, my lord. Hamlet. Thats a fair tho#ght to lie +et!een maids legs. Ophelia. What is, my lord? Hamlet. othing. Ophelia. (o# are merry, my lord. Hamlet. Who, I? Ophelia. Ay, my lord. Hamlet. 0 /od, yo#r only 4ig1maker. What sho#ld a man do +#t +e merry? for, look yo#, ho! cheerf#lly my mother looks, and my father died !ithin these t!o ho#rs. Ophelia. ay, )tis t!ice t!o months, my lord. Hamlet. So long? ay then, let the de%il !ear +lack, for
Ill ha%e a s#it of sa+les. 0 hea%ens& die t!o months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then theres hope a great mans memory may o#tli%e his life half a year" +#t, +yr lady, he m#st +#ild ch#rches, then* or else shall he s#ffer not thinking on, !ith the ho++y1horse, !hose epitaph is ),or, 0, for, 0, the ho++y1horse is forgot. *autbo"s pla". !he dumb-show enters. Enter a (in and a +ueen #er" lo#in l", the +ueen embracin him, and he her. -he kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. *e takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck. la"s him down upon a bank of flowers. she, seein him asleep, lea#es him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the (in )s ears, and exit. !he +ueen returns, finds the (in dead, and makes passionate action. !he $oisoner, with some two or three /utes, comes in a ain, seemin to lament with her. !he dead bod" is carried awa". !he $oisoner wooes the +ueen with ifts. she seems loath and unwillin awhile, but in the end accepts his lo#e. Exeunt. Ophelia. What means this, my lord? Hamlet. .arry, this is miching mallecho* it means mischief. Ophelia. 'elike this sho! imports the arg#ment of the play. Enter Prologue. Hamlet. We shall kno! +y this fello!" the players cannot keep co#nsel* theyll tell all. Ophelia. Will he tell #s !hat this sho! meant? Hamlet. Ay, or any sho! that yo#ll sho! him" +e not yo# ashamed to sho!, hell not shame to tell yo# !hat it means. Ophelia. (o# are na#ght, yo# are na#ght" Ill mark the play. Prologue. ,or #s, and for o#r tragedy, Here stooping to yo#r clemency, We +eg yo#r hearing patiently. Exit. Hamlet. Is this a prolog#e, or the posy of a ring? Ophelia. )Tis +rief, my lord. Hamlet. As !omans lo%e. Enter two Players, King and Queen. Player King. ,#ll thirty times hath Phoe+#s cart gone ro#nd ept#nes salt !ash and Tell#s or+ed gro#nd, And thirty do5en moons !ith +orro!d sheen A+o#t the !orld ha%e times t!el%e thirties +een, Since lo%e o#r hearts and Hymen did o#r hands 9nite comm#t#al in most sacred +ands.
Player Queen. So many 4o#rneys may the s#n and moon .ake #s again co#nt oer ere lo%e +e done& '#t, !oe is me, yo# are so sick of late, So far from cheer and from yo#r former state, That I distr#st yo#. (et, tho#gh I distr#st, Discomfort yo#, my lord, it nothing m#st" ,or !omens fear and lo%e holds -#antity* In neither a#ght, or in e;tremity. o!, !hat my lo%e is, proof hath made yo# kno!* And as my lo%e is si5ed, my fear is so" Where lo%e is great, the littlest do#+ts are fear* Where little fears gro! great, great lo%e gro!s there. Player King. ),aith, I m#st lea%e thee, lo%e, and shortly too* .y operant po!ers their f#nctions lea%e to do" And tho# shalt li%e in this fair !orld +ehind, Hono#rd, +elo%ed* and haply one as kind ,or h#s+and shalt tho# 2 Player Queen. 0, confo#nd the rest& S#ch lo%e m#st needs +e treason in my +reast" In second h#s+and let me +e acc#rst& one !ed the second +#t !ho killd the first. Hamlet =aside>. Worm!ood, !orm!ood. Player Queen. The instances that second marriage mo%e Are +ase respects of thrift, +#t none of lo%e" A second time I kill my h#s+and dead, When second h#s+and kisses me in +ed. Player King. I do +elie%e yo# think !hat no! yo# speak* '#t !hat !e do determine oft !e +reak. P#rpose is +#t the sla%e to memory, 0f %iolent +irth, +#t poor %alidity* Which no!, like fr#it #nripe, sticks on the tree* '#t fall, #nshaken, !hen they mello! +e. .ost necessary )tis that !e forget To pay o#rsel%es !hat to o#rsel%es is de+t" What to o#rsel%es in passion !e propose, The passion ending, doth the p#rpose lose. The %iolence of either grief or 4oy Their o!n enact#res !ith themsel%es destroy" Where 4oy most re%els, grief doth most lament* /rief 4oys, 4oy grie%es, on slender accident. This !orld is not for aye, nor )tis not strange That e%en o#r lo%es sho#ld !ith o#r fort#nes change* ,or )tis a -#estion left #s yet to pro%e, Whether lo%e lead fort#ne, or else fort#ne lo%e. The great man do!n, yo# mark his fa%o#rite flies* The poor ad%anced makes friends of enemies. And hitherto doth lo%e on fort#ne tend* ,or !ho not needs shall ne%er lack a friend, And !ho in !ant a hollo! friend doth try,
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Directly seasons him his enemy. '#t, orderly to end !here I +eg#n, 0#r !ills and fates do so contrary r#n That o#r de%ices still are o%erthro!n* 0#r tho#ghts are o#rs, their ends none of o#r o!n" So think tho# !ilt no second h#s+and !ed* '#t die thy tho#ghts !hen thy first lord is dead. Player Queen. or earth to me gi%e food, nor hea%en light& Sport and repose lock from me day and night& To desperation t#rn my tr#st and hope& An anchors cheer in prison +e my scope& :ach opposite that +lanks the face of 4oy .eet !hat I !o#ld ha%e !ell and it destroy& 'oth here and hence p#rs#e me lasting strife, If, once a !ido!, e%er I +e !ife& Hamlet. If she sho#ld +reak it no!& Player King. )Tis deeply s!orn. S!eet, lea%e me here a!hile* .y spirits gro! d#ll, and fain I !o#ld +eg#ile The tedio#s day !ith sleep. -leeps. Player Queen. Sleep rock thy +rain, And ne%er come mischance +et!een #s t!ain& Exit. Hamlet. .adam, ho! like yo# this play? Queen Gertrude. The lady protests too m#ch, methinks. Hamlet. 0, +#t shell keep her !ord. King Claudius. Ha%e yo# heard the arg#ment? Is there no offence in )t? Hamlet. o, no, they do +#t 4est, poison in 4est* no offence i the !orld. King Claudius. What do yo# call the play? Hamlet. The .o#se1trap. .arry, ho!? Tropically. This play is the image of a m#rder done in <ienna" /on5ago is the d#kes name* his !ife, 'aptista" yo# shall see anon* )tis a kna%ish piece of !ork" +#t !hat o that? yo#r ma4esty and !e that ha%e free so#ls, it to#ches #s not" let the galled 4ade !ince, o#r !ithers are #n!r#ng. Enter Lucianus. This is one $#cian#s, nephe! to the king. Ophelia. (o# are as good as a chor#s, my lord. Hamlet. I co#ld interpret +et!een yo# and yo#r lo%e, if I co#ld see the p#ppets dallying. Ophelia. (o# are keen, my lord, yo# are keen. Hamlet. It !o#ld cost yo# a groaning to take off my edge. Ophelia. Still +etter, and !orse. Hamlet. So yo# m#st take yo#r h#s+ands. 'egin,
m#rderer* po;, lea%e thy damna+le faces, and +egin. 6ome" )the croaking ra%en doth +ello! for re%enge. Lucianus. Tho#ghts +lack, hands apt, dr#gs fit, and time agreeing* 6onfederate season, else no creat#re seeing* Tho# mi;t#re rank, of midnight !eeds collected, With Hecates +an thrice +lasted, thrice infected, Thy nat#ral magic and dire property, 0n !holesome life #s#rp immediately. $ours the poison into the sleeper)s ears. Hamlet. He poisons him i the garden fors estate. His names /on5ago" the story is e;tant, and !rit in choice Italian" yo# shall see anon ho! the m#rderer gets the lo%e of /on5agos !ife. Ophelia. The king rises. Hamlet. What, frighted !ith false fire& Queen Gertrude. Ho! fares my lord? Lord Polonius. /i%e oer the play. King Claudius. /i%e me some light" a!ay& All. $ights, lights, lights& Exeunt all but Hamlet and Horatio. Hamlet. Why, let the stricken deer go !eep, The hart #ngalled play* ,or some m#st !atch, !hile some m#st sleep" So r#ns the !orld a!ay. Wo#ld not this, sir, and a forest of feathers 2 if the rest of my fort#nes t#rn T#rk !ith me 2 !ith t!o Pro%incial roses on my ra5ed shoes, get me a fello!ship in a cry of players, sir? Horatio. Half a share. Hamlet. A !hole one, I. ,or tho# dost kno!, 0 Damon dear, This realm dismantled !as 0f 8o%e himself* and no! reigns here A %ery, %ery 2 pa4ock. Horatio. (o# might ha%e rhymed. Hamlet. 0 good Horatio, Ill take the ghosts !ord for a tho#sand po#nd. Didst percei%e? Horatio. <ery !ell, my lord. Hamlet. 9pon the talk of the poisoning? Horatio. I did %ery !ell note him. Hamlet. Ah, ha& 6ome, some m#sic& come, the recorders& ,or if the king like not the comedy, Why then, +elike, he likes it not, perdy. 6ome, some m#sic& Re-enter Rosencrant and Guildenstern. Guildenstern. /ood my lord, %o#chsafe me a !ord !ith yo#. Hamlet. Sir, a !hole history. Guildenstern. The king, sir, 2 Hamlet. Ay, sir, !hat of him?
Guildenstern. Is in his retirement mar%ello#s distempered. Hamlet. With drink, sir? Guildenstern. o, my lord, rather !ith choler. Hamlet. (o#r !isdom sho#ld sho! itself more richer to signify this to his doctor* for, for me to p#t him to his p#rgation !o#ld perhaps pl#nge him into far more choler. Guildenstern. /ood my lord, p#t yo#r disco#rse into some frame and start not so !ildly from my affair. Hamlet. I am tame, sir" prono#nce. Guildenstern. The -#een, yo#r mother, in most great affliction of spirit, hath sent me to yo#. Hamlet. (o# are !elcome. Guildenstern. ay, good my lord, this co#rtesy is not of the right +reed. If it shall please yo# to make me a !holesome ans!er, I !ill do yo#r mothers commandment" if not, yo#r pardon and my ret#rn shall +e the end of my +#siness. Hamlet. Sir, I cannot. Guildenstern. What, my lord? Hamlet. .ake yo# a !holesome ans!er* my !its diseased" +#t, sir, s#ch ans!er as I can make, yo# shall command* or, rather, as yo# say, my mother" therefore no more, +#t to the matter" my mother, yo# say, 2 Rosencrant . Then th#s she says* yo#r +eha%ior hath str#ck her into ama5ement and admiration. Hamlet. 0 !onderf#l son, that can so astonish a mother& '#t is there no se-#el at the heels of this mothers admiration? Impart. Rosencrant . She desires to speak !ith yo# in her closet, ere yo# go to +ed. Hamlet. We shall o+ey, !ere she ten times o#r mother. Ha%e yo# any f#rther trade !ith #s? Rosencrant . .y lord, yo# once did lo%e me. Hamlet. So I do still, +y these pickers and stealers. Rosencrant . /ood my lord, !hat is yo#r ca#se of distemper? yo# do, s#rely, +ar the door #pon yo#r o!n li+erty, if yo# deny yo#r griefs to yo#r friend. Hamlet. Sir, I lack ad%ancement. Rosencrant . Ho! can that +e, !hen yo# ha%e the %oice of the king himself for yo#r s#ccession in Denmark? Hamlet. Ay, +#t sir, )While the grass gro!s, 2 the pro%er+
is something m#sty. Re-enter Players with recorders. 0, the recorders& let me see one. To !ithdra! !ith yo#" 2 !hy do yo# go a+o#t to reco%er the !ind of me, as if yo# !o#ld dri%e me into a toil? Guildenstern. 0, my lord, if my d#ty +e too +old, my lo%e is too #nmannerly. Hamlet. I do not !ell #nderstand that. Will yo# play #pon this pipe? Guildenstern. .y lord, I cannot. Hamlet. I pray yo#. Guildenstern. 'elie%e me, I cannot. Hamlet. I do +eseech yo#. Guildenstern. I kno! no to#ch of it, my lord. Hamlet. )Tis as easy as lying" go%ern these %entages !ith yo#r lingers and th#m+, gi%e it +reath !ith yo#r mo#th, and it !ill disco#rse most elo-#ent m#sic. $ook yo#, these are the stops. Guildenstern. '#t these cannot I command to any #tterance of harmony* I ha%e not the skill. Hamlet. Why, look yo# no!, ho! #n!orthy a thing yo# make of me& (o# !o#ld play #pon me* yo# !o#ld seem to kno! my stops* yo# !o#ld pl#ck o#t the heart of my mystery* yo# !o#ld so#nd me from my lo!est note to the top of my compass" and there is m#ch m#sic, e;cellent %oice, in this little organ* yet cannot yo# make it speak. )S+lood, do yo# think I am easier to +e played on than a pipe? 6all me !hat instr#ment yo# !ill, tho#gh yo# can fret me, yet yo# cannot play #pon me. Enter Polonius. /od +less yo#, sir& Lord Polonius. .y lord, the -#een !o#ld speak !ith yo#, and presently. Hamlet. Do yo# see yonder clo#d thats almost in shape of a camel? Lord Polonius. 'y the mass, and )tis like a camel, indeed. Hamlet. .ethinks it is like a !easel. Lord Polonius. It is +acked like a !easel. Hamlet. 0r like a !hale? Lord Polonius. <ery like a !hale. Hamlet. Then I !ill come to my mother +y and +y. They fool me to the top of my +ent. I !ill come +y and +y. Lord Polonius. I !ill say so.
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Hamlet. 'y and +y is easily said. Exit Polonius. $ea%e me, friends. Exeunt all but Hamlet. Tis no! the %ery !itching time of night, When ch#rchyards ya!n and hell itself +reathes o#t 6ontagion to this !orld" no! co#ld I drink hot +lood, And do s#ch +itter +#siness as the day Wo#ld -#ake to look on. Soft& no! to my mother. 0 heart, lose not thy nat#re* let not e%er The so#l of ero enter this firm +osom" $et me +e cr#el, not #nnat#ral" I !ill speak daggers to her, +#t #se none* .y tong#e and so#l in this +e hypocrites* Ho! in my !ords soe%er she +e shent, To gi%e them seals ne%er, my so#l, consent& Exit. Scene III. Enter King Claudius, Rosencrant , and Guildenstern. King Claudius. I like him not, nor stands it safe !ith #s To let his madness range. Therefore prepare yo#* I yo#r commission !ill forth!ith dispatch, And he to :ngland shall along !ith yo#" The terms of o#r estate may not end#re Ha5ard so dangero#s as doth ho#rly gro! 0#t of his l#nacies. Guildenstern. We !ill o#rsel%es pro%ide" .ost holy and religio#s fear it is To keep those many many +odies safe That li%e and feed #pon yo#r ma4esty. Rosencrant . The single and pec#liar life is +o#nd, With all the strength and armo#r of the mind, To keep itself from noyance* +#t m#ch more That spirit #pon !hose !eal depend and rest The li%es of many. The cease of ma4esty Dies not alone* +#t, like a g#lf, doth dra! Whats near it !ith it" it is a massy !heel, ,i;d on the s#mmit of the highest mo#nt, To !hose h#ge spokes ten tho#sand lesser things Are mortised and ad4oind* !hich, !hen it falls, :ach small anne;ment, petty conse-#ence, Attends the +oistero#s r#in. e%er alone Did the king sigh, +#t !ith a general groan. King Claudius. Arm yo#, I pray yo#, to this speedy %oyage* ,or !e !ill fetters p#t #pon this fear, Which no! goes too free1footed. Rosencrant , Guildenstern. We !ill haste #s. Exeunt Rosencrant and Guildenstern. Enter Polonius. Lord Polonius. .y lord, hes going to his mothers
closet" 'ehind the arras Ill con%ey myself, To hear the process* and !arrant shell ta; him home" And, as yo# said, and !isely !as it said, )Tis meet that some more a#dience than a mother, Since nat#re makes them partial, sho#ld oerhear The speech, of %antage. ,are yo# !ell, my liege" Ill call #pon yo# ere yo# go to +ed, And tell yo# !hat I kno!. King Claudius. Thanks, dear my lord. Exit Polonius. 0, my offence is rank it smells to hea%en* It hath the primal eldest c#rse #pont, A +rothers m#rder. Pray can I not, Tho#gh inclination +e as sharp as !ill" .y stronger g#ilt defeats my strong intent* And, like a man to do#+le +#siness +o#nd, I stand in pa#se !here I shall first +egin, And +oth neglect. What if this c#rsed hand Were thicker than itself !ith +rothers +lood, Is there not rain eno#gh in the s!eet hea%ens To !ash it !hite as sno!? Whereto ser%es mercy '#t to confront the %isage of offence? And !hats in prayer +#t this t!o1fold force, To +e forestalled ere !e come to fall, 0r pardond +eing do!n? Then Ill look #p* .y fa#lt is past. '#t, 0, !hat form of prayer 6an ser%e my t#rn? ),orgi%e me my fo#l m#rder? That cannot +e* since I am still possessd 0f those effects for !hich I did the m#rder, .y cro!n, mine o!n am+ition and my -#een. .ay one +e pardond and retain the offence? In the corr#pted c#rrents of this !orld 0ffences gilded hand may sho%e +y 4#stice, And oft )tis seen the !icked pri5e itself '#ys o#t the la!" +#t )tis not so a+o%e* There is no sh#ffling, there the action lies In his tr#e nat#re* and !e o#rsel%es compelld, :%en to the teeth and forehead of o#r fa#lts, To gi%e in e%idence. What then? !hat rests? Try !hat repentance can" !hat can it not? (et !hat can it !hen one can not repent? 0 !retched state& 0 +osom +lack as death& 0 limed so#l, that, str#ggling to +e free, Art more engaged& Help, angels& .ake assay& 'o!, st#++orn knees* and, heart !ith strings of steel, 'e soft as sine!s of the ne!+orn +a+e& All may +e !ell. Retires and kneels. Enter Hamlet. Hamlet. o! might I do it pat, no! he is praying* And no! Ill dot. And so he goes to hea%en* And so am I re%enged. That !o#ld +e scannd"
A %illain kills my father* and for that, I, his sole son, do this same %illain send To hea%en. 0, this is hire and salary, not re%enge. He took my father grossly, f#ll of +read* With all his crimes +road +lo!n, as fl#sh as .ay* And ho! his a#dit stands !ho kno!s sa%e hea%en? '#t in o#r circ#mstance and co#rse of tho#ght, )Tis hea%y !ith him" and am I then re%enged, To take him in the p#rging of his so#l, When he is fit and seasond for his passage? o& 9p, s!ord* and kno! tho# a more horrid hent" When he is dr#nk asleep, or in his rage, 0r in the incest#o#s pleas#re of his +ed* At gaming, s!earing, or a+o#t some act That has no relish of sal%ation int* Then trip him, that his heels may kick at hea%en, And that his so#l may +e as damnd and +lack As hell, !hereto it goes. .y mother stays" This physic +#t prolongs thy sickly days. Exit. King Claudius =risin >. .y !ords fly #p, my tho#ghts remain +elo!" Words !itho#t tho#ghts ne%er to hea%en go. Exit. Scene I<. Enter Queen Margaret and Polonius. Lord Polonius. He !ill come straight. $ook yo# lay home to him" Tell him his pranks ha%e +een too +road to +ear !ith, And that yo#r grace hath screend and stood +et!een .#ch heat and him. Ill sconce me e%en here. Pray yo#, +e ro#nd !ith him. Hamlet =within>. .other, mother, mother& Queen Gertrude. Ill !arrant yo#, ,ear me not" !ithdra!, I hear him coming. Polonius hides +ehind the arras Enter Hamlet. Hamlet. o!, mother, !hats the matter? Queen Gertrude. Hamlet, tho# hast thy father m#ch offended. Hamlet. .other, yo# ha%e my father m#ch offended. Queen Gertrude. 6ome, come, yo# ans!er !ith an idle tong#e. Hamlet. /o, go, yo# -#estion !ith a !icked tong#e. Queen Gertrude. Why, ho! no!, Hamlet& Hamlet. Whats the matter no!? Queen Gertrude. Ha%e yo# forgot me? Hamlet. o, +y the rood, not so" (o# are the -#een, yo#r h#s+ands +rothers !ife* And 2 !o#ld it !ere not so& 2 yo# are my mother.
Queen Gertrude. ay, then, Ill set those to yo# that can speak. Hamlet. 6ome, come, and sit yo# do!n* yo# shall not +#dge* (o# go not till I set yo# #p a glass Where yo# may see the inmost part of yo#. Queen Gertrude. What !ilt tho# do? tho# !ilt not m#rder me? Help, help, ho& Lord Polonius =behind>. What, ho& help, help, help& Hamlet =drawin >. Ho! no!& a rat? Dead, for a d#cat, dead& /akes a pass throu h the arras. Lord Polonius =behind>. 0, I am slain& %alls and dies. Queen Gertrude. 0 me, !hat hast tho# done? Hamlet. ay, I kno! not" Is it the king? Queen Gertrude. 0, !hat a rash and +loody deed is this& Hamlet. A +loody deed& almost as +ad, good mother, As kill a king, and marry !ith his +rother. Queen Gertrude. As kill a king& Hamlet. Ay, lady, )t!as my !ord. Lifts up the arra" and disco#ers $olonius. Tho# !retched, rash, intr#ding fool, fare!ell& I took thee for thy +etter" take thy fort#ne* Tho# findst to +e too +#sy is some danger. $ea%e !ringing of yo#r hands" peace& sit yo# do!n, And let me !ring yo#r heart* for so I shall, If it +e made of penetra+le st#ff, If damned c#stom ha%e not +rassd it so That it is proof and +#l!ark against sense. Queen Gertrude. What ha%e I done, that tho# darest !ag thy tong#e In noise so r#de against me? Hamlet. S#ch an act That +l#rs the grace and +l#sh of modesty, 6alls %irt#e hypocrite, takes off the rose ,rom the fair forehead of an innocent lo%e And sets a +lister there, makes marriage1%o!s As false as dicers oaths" 0, s#ch a deed As from the +ody of contraction pl#cks The %ery so#l, and s!eet religion makes A rhapsody of !ords" hea%ens face doth glo!" (ea, this solidity and compo#nd mass, With tristf#l %isage, as against the doom, Is tho#ght1sick at the act. Queen Gertrude. Ay me, !hat act, That roars so lo#d, and th#nders in the inde;? Hamlet. $ook here, #pon this pict#re, and on this, The co#nterfeit presentment of t!o +rothers. See, !hat a grace !as seated on this +ro!* Hyperions c#rls* the front of 8o%e himself* An eye like .ars, to threaten and command*
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A station like the herald .erc#ry e!1lighted on a hea%en1kissing hill* A com+ination and a form indeed, Where e%ery god did seem to set his seal, To gi%e the !orld ass#rance of a man" This !as yo#r h#s+and. $ook yo# no!, !hat follo!s" Here is yo#r h#s+and* like a milde!d ear, 'lasting his !holesome +rother. Ha%e yo# eyes? 6o#ld yo# on this fair mo#ntain lea%e to feed, And +atten on this moor? Ha& ha%e yo# eyes? (o# cannot call it lo%e* for at yo#r age The hey1day in the +lood is tame, its h#m+le, And !aits #pon the 4#dgment" and !hat 4#dgment Wo#ld step from this to this? Sense, s#re, yo# ha%e, :lse co#ld yo# not ha%e motion* +#t s#re, that sense Is apople;d* for madness !o#ld not err, or sense to ecstasy !as neer so thralld '#t it reser%ed some -#antity of choice, To ser%e in s#ch a difference. What de%il !ast That th#s hath co5end yo# at hoodman1+lind? :yes !itho#t feeling, feeling !itho#t sight, :ars !itho#t hands or eyes, smelling sans all, 0r +#t a sickly part of one tr#e sense 6o#ld not so mope. 0 shame& !here is thy +l#sh? 7e+ellio#s hell, If tho# canst m#tine in a matrons +ones, To flaming yo#th let %irt#e +e as !a;, And melt in her o!n fire" proclaim no shame When the comp#lsi%e ardo#r gi%es the charge, Since frost itself as acti%ely doth +#rn And reason panders !ill. Queen Gertrude. 0 Hamlet, speak no more" Tho# t#rnst mine eyes into my %ery so#l* And there I see s#ch +lack and grained spots As !ill not lea%e their tinct. Hamlet. ay, +#t to li%e In the rank s!eat of an enseamed +ed, Ste!d in corr#ption, honeying and making lo%e 0%er the nasty sty, 2 Queen Gertrude. 0, speak to me no more* These !ords, like daggers, enter in mine ears* o more, s!eet Hamlet& Hamlet. A m#rderer and a %illain* A sla%e that is not t!entieth part the tithe 0f yo#r precedent lord* a %ice of kings* A c#tp#rse of the empire and the r#le, That from a shelf the precio#s diadem stole, And p#t it in his pocket& Queen Gertrude. o more& Hamlet. A king of shreds and patches, 2 Enter Ghost. Sa%e me, and ho%er oer me !ith yo#r !ings, (o# hea%enly g#ards& What !o#ld yo#r gracio#s fig#re?
Queen Gertrude. Alas, hes mad& Hamlet. Do yo# not come yo#r tardy son to chide, That, lapsed in time and passion, lets go +y The important acting of yo#r dread command? 0, say& Ghost!Do not forget" this %isitation Is +#t to !het thy almost +l#nted p#rpose. '#t, look, ama5ement on thy mother sits" 0, step +et!een her and her fighting so#l" 6onceit in !eakest +odies strongest !orks" Speak to her, Hamlet. Hamlet. Ho! is it !ith yo#, lady? Queen Gertrude. Alas, ho! ist !ith yo#, That yo# do +end yo#r eye on %acancy And !ith the incorporal air do hold disco#rse? ,orth at yo#r eyes yo#r spirits !ildly peep* And, as the sleeping soldiers in the alarm, (o#r +edded hair, like life in e;crements, Starts #p, and stands on end. 0 gentle son, 9pon the heat and flame of thy distemper Sprinkle cool patience. Whereon do yo# look? Hamlet. 0n him, on him& $ook yo#, ho! pale he glares& His form and ca#se con4oind, preaching to stones, Wo#ld make them capa+le. Do not look #pon me* $est !ith this piteo#s action yo# con%ert .y stern effects" then !hat I ha%e to do Will !ant tr#e colo#r* tears perchance for +lood. Queen Gertrude. To !hom do yo# speak this? Hamlet. Do yo# see nothing there? Queen Gertrude. othing at all* yet all that is I see. Hamlet. or did yo# nothing hear? Queen Gertrude. o, nothing +#t o#rsel%es. Hamlet. Why, look yo# there& look, ho! it steals a!ay& .y father, in his ha+it as he li%ed& $ook, !here he goes, e%en no!, o#t at the portal& Exit Ghost. Queen Gertrude. This the %ery coinage of yo#r +rain" This +odiless creation ecstasy Is %ery c#nning in. Hamlet. :cstasy& .y p#lse, as yo#rs, doth temperately keep time, And makes as healthf#l m#sic" it is not madness That I ha%e #tterd" +ring me to the test, And I the matter !ill re1!ord* !hich madness Wo#ld gam+ol from. .other, for lo%e of grace, $ay not that mattering #nction to yo#r so#l, That not yo#r trespass, +#t my madness speaks" It !ill +#t skin and film the #lcero#s place, Whilst rank corr#ption, mining all !ithin, Infects #nseen. 6onfess yo#rself to hea%en* 7epent !hats past* a%oid !hat is to come* And do not spread the compost on the !eeds, To make them ranker. ,orgi%e me this my %irt#e*
,or in the fatness of these p#rsy times <irt#e itself of %ice m#st pardon +eg, (ea, c#r+ and !oo for lea%e to do him good. Queen Gertrude. 0 Hamlet, tho# hast cleft my heart in t!ain. Hamlet. 0, thro! a!ay the !orser part of it, And li%e the p#rer !ith the other half. /ood night" +#t go not to mine #ncles +ed* Ass#me a %irt#e, if yo# ha%e it not. That monster, c#stom, !ho all sense doth eat, 0f ha+its de%il, is angel yet in this, That to the #se of actions fair and good He like!ise gi%es a frock or li%ery, That aptly is p#t on. 7efrain to1night, And that shall lend a kind of easiness To the ne;t a+stinence" the ne;t more easy* ,or #se almost can change the stamp of nat#re, And either A > the de%il, or thro! him o#t With !ondro#s potency. 0nce more, good night" And !hen yo# are desiro#s to +e +lessd, Ill +lessing +eg of yo#. ,or this same lord, $ointin to Polonius. I do repent" +#t hea%en hath pleased it so, To p#nish me !ith this and this !ith me, That I m#st +e their sco#rge and minister. I !ill +esto! him, and !ill ans!er !ell The death I ga%e him. So, again, good night. I m#st +e cr#el, only to +e kind" Th#s +ad +egins and !orse remains +ehind. 0ne !ord more, good lady. Queen Gertrude. What shall I do? Hamlet. ot this, +y no means, that I +id yo# do" $et the +loat king tempt yo# again to +ed* Pinch !anton on yo#r cheek* call yo# his mo#se* And let him, for a pair of reechy kisses, 0r paddling in yo#r neck !ith his damnd fingers, .ake yo# to ra%el all this matter o#t, That I essentially am not in madness, '#t mad in craft. )T!ere good yo# let him kno!* ,or !ho, thats +#t a -#een, fair, so+er, !ise, Wo#ld from a paddock, from a +at, a gi+, S#ch dear concernings hide? !ho !o#ld do so? o, in despite of sense and secrecy, 9npeg the +asket on the ho#ses top. $et the +irds fly, and, like the famo#s ape, To try concl#sions, in the +asket creep, And +reak yo#r o!n neck do!n. Queen Gertrude. 'e tho# ass#red, if !ords +e made of +reath, And +reath of life, I ha%e no life to +reathe What tho# hast said to me. Hamlet. I m#st to :ngland* yo# kno! that? Queen Gertrude. Alack, I had forgot" )tis so concl#ded on. Hamlet. Theres letters seald" and my t!o
schoolfello!s, Whom I !ill tr#st as I !ill adders fangd, They +ear the mandate* they m#st s!eep my !ay, And marshal me to kna%ery. $et it !ork* ,or )tis the sport to ha%e the engineer Hoist !ith his o!n petard" and )t shall go hard '#t I !ill del%e one yard +elo! their mines, And +lo! them at the moon" 0, )tis most s!eet, When in one line t!o crafts directly meet. This man shall set me packing" Ill l#g the g#ts into the neigh+o#r room. .other, good night. Indeed this co#nsellor Is no! most still, most secret and most gra%e, Who !as in life a foolish prating kna%e. 6ome, sir, to dra! to!ard an end !ith yo#. /ood night, mother. Exeunt se#erall", Hamlet dra in in $olonius. Act I<. Scene I. Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Rosencrant , and Guildenstern. King Claudius. Theres matter in these sighs, these profo#nd hea%es" (o# m#st translate" )tis fit !e #nderstand them. Where is yo#r son? Queen Gertrude. 'esto! this place on #s a little !hile. Exeunt Rosencrant and Guildenstern. Ah, my good lord, !hat ha%e I seen to1night& King Claudius. What, /ertr#de? Ho! does Hamlet? Queen Gertrude. .ad as the sea and !ind, !hen +oth contend Which is the mightier" in his la!less fit, 'ehind the arras hearing something stir, Whips o#t his rapier, cries, )A rat, a rat& And, in this +rainish apprehension, kills The #nseen good old man. King Claudius. 0 hea%y deed& It had +een so !ith #s, had !e +een there" His li+erty is f#ll of threats to all* To yo# yo#rself, to #s, to e%ery one. Alas, ho! shall this +loody deed +e ans!erd? It !ill +e laid to #s, !hose pro%idence Sho#ld ha%e kept short, restraind and o#t of ha#nt, This mad yo#ng man" +#t so m#ch !as o#r lo%e, We !o#ld not #nderstand !hat !as most fit* '#t, like the o!ner of a fo#l disease, To keep it from di%#lging, let it feed :%en on the pith of $ife. Where is he gone? Queen Gertrude. To dra! apart the +ody he hath killd" 0er !hom his %ery madness, like some ore Among a mineral of metals +ase, Sho!s itself p#re* he !eeps for !hat is done.
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King Claudius. 0 /ertr#de, come a!ay& The s#n no sooner shall the mo#ntains to#ch, '#t !e !ill ship him hence" and this %ile deed We m#st, !ith all o#r ma4esty and skill, 'oth co#ntenance and e;c#se. Ho, /#ildenstern& Re-enter Rosencrant and Guildenstern. ,riends +oth, go 4oin yo# !ith some f#rther aid" Hamlet in madness hath Poloni#s slain, And from his mothers closet hath he draggd him" /o seek him o#t* speak fair, and +ring the +ody Into the chapel. I pray yo#, haste in this. Exeunt Rosencrant and Guildenstern. 6ome, /ertr#de, !ell call #p o#r !isest friends* And let them kno!, +oth !hat !e mean to do, And !hats #ntimely done. 0, come a!ay& .y so#l is f#ll of discord and dismay. Exeunt. Scene II. Enter Hamlet. Hamlet. Safely sto!ed. Rosencrant , Guildenstern! =within>. Hamlet& $ord Hamlet& Hamlet. What noise? !ho calls on Hamlet? 0, here they come. Enter Rosencrant and Guildenstern. Rosencrant . What ha%e yo# done, my lord, !ith the dead +ody? Hamlet. 6ompo#nded it !ith d#st, !hereto )tis kin. Rosencrant . Tell #s !here )tis, that !e may take it thence And +ear it to the chapel. Hamlet. Do not +elie%e it. Rosencrant . 'elie%e !hat? Hamlet. That I can keep yo#r co#nsel and not mine o!n. 'esides, to +e demanded of a sponge& !hat replication sho#ld +e made +y the son of a king? Rosencrant . Take yo# me for a sponge, my lord? Hamlet. Ay, sir, that soaks #p the kings co#ntenance, his re!ards, his a#thorities. '#t s#ch officers do the king +est ser%ice in the end" he keeps them, like an ape, in the corner of his 4a!* first mo#thed, to +e last s!allo!ed" !hen he needs !hat yo# ha%e gleaned, it is +#t s-#ee5ing yo#, and, sponge, yo# shall +e dry again. Rosencrant . I #nderstand yo# not, my lord. Hamlet. I am glad of it" a kna%ish speech sleeps in a foolish ear. Rosencrant . .y lord, yo# m#st tell #s !here the +ody is, and go !ith #s to the king. Hamlet. The +ody is !ith the king, +#t the king is not !ith
the +ody. The king is a thing 2 Guildenstern. A thing, my lord& Hamlet. 0f nothing" +ring me to him. Hide fo;, and all after. Exeunt.
this month, yo# shall nose him as yo# go #p the stairs into the lo++y. King Claudius. /o seek him there. !o some Attendants. Hamlet. He !ill stay till ye come. Exeunt Attendants. Scene III. King Claudius. Hamlet, this deed, for thine especial Enter King Claudius, attended. safety, 2 King Claudius. I ha%e sent to seek him, and to find Which !e do tender, as !e dearly grie%e the +ody. ,or that !hich tho# hast done, 2 m#st send thee Ho! dangero#s is it that this man goes loose& hence (et m#st not !e p#t the strong la! on him" With fiery -#ickness" therefore prepare thyself* Hes lo%ed of the distracted m#ltit#de, The +ark is ready, and the !ind at help, Who like not in their 4#dgment, +#t their eyes* The associates tend, and e%ery thing is +ent And !here tis so, the offenders sco#rge is !eighd, ,or :ngland. '#t ne%er the offence. To +ear all smooth and e%en, Hamlet. ,or :ngland& This s#dden sending him a!ay m#st seem King Claudius. Ay, Hamlet. Deli+erate pa#se" diseases desperate gro!n Hamlet. /ood. 'y desperate appliance are relie%ed, King Claudius. So is it, if tho# kne!st o#r p#rposes. 0r not at all. Hamlet. I see a cher#+ that sees them. '#t, come* for Enter Rosencrant . :ngland& ,are!ell, dear mother. Ho! no!& !hat hath +efalln? King Claudius. Thy lo%ing father, Hamlet. Rosencrant . Where the dead +ody is +esto!d, my Hamlet. .y mother" father and mother is man and lord, !ife* man We cannot get from him. and !ife is one flesh* and so, my mother. 6ome, for King Claudius. '#t !here is he? :ngland& Rosencrant . Witho#t, my lord* g#arded, to kno! Exit. yo#r pleas#re. King Claudius. ,ollo! him at foot* tempt him !ith King Claudius. 'ring him +efore #s. speed a+oard* Rosencrant . Ho, /#ildenstern& +ring in my lord. Delay it not* Ill ha%e him hence to1night" Enter Hamlet and Guildenstern. A!ay& for e%ery thing is seald and done King Claudius. o!, Hamlet, !heres Poloni#s? That else leans on the affair" pray yo#, make haste. Hamlet. At s#pper. Exeunt Rosencrant and Guildenstern. King Claudius. At s#pper& !here? And, :ngland, if my lo%e tho# holdst at a#ght 2 Hamlet. ot !here he eats, +#t !here he is eaten" a As my great po!er thereof may gi%e thee sense, certain Since yet thy cicatrice looks ra! and red con%ocation of politic !orms are een at him. (o#r After the Danish s!ord, and thy free a!e !orm is yo#r only emperor for diet" !e fat all Pays homage to #s 2 tho# mayst not coldly set creat#res else to fat #s, and !e fat o#rsel%es for 0#r so%ereign process* !hich imports at f#ll, maggots" yo#r fat king and yo#r lean +eggar is +#t 'y letters congr#ing to that effect, %aria+le ser%ice, t!o dishes, +#t to one ta+le" The present death of Hamlet. Do it, :ngland* thats the end. ,or like the hectic in my +lood he rages, King Claudius. Alas, alas& And tho# m#st c#re me" till I kno! )tis done, Hamlet. A man may fish !ith the !orm that hath eat Ho!eer my haps, my 4oys !ere neer +eg#n. of a Exit. king, and cat of the fish that hath fed of that !orm. King Claudius. What dost yo# mean +y this? Scene I<. Hamlet. othing +#t to sho! yo# ho! a king may go Enter Fortin"ras, a Captain, and -oldiers, marchin . a Prince Fortin"ras. /o, captain, from me greet the progress thro#gh the g#ts of a +eggar. Danish king* King Claudius. Where is Poloni#s? Tell him that, +y his licence, ,ortin+ras Hamlet. In hea%en* send hither to see" if yo#r 6ra%es the con%eyance of a promised march messenger 0%er his kingdom. (o# kno! the rende5%o#s. find him not there, seek him i the other place If that his ma4esty !o#ld a#ght !ith #s, yo#rself. '#t indeed, if yo# find him not !ithin We shall e;press o#r d#ty in his eye*
And let him kno! so. Captain. I !ill dot, my lord. Prince Fortin"ras. /o softly on. Exeunt Fortin"ras and -oldiers. Enter Hamlet, Rosencrant , Guildenstern, and others. Hamlet. /ood sir, !hose po!ers are these? Captain. They are of or!ay, sir. Hamlet. Ho! p#rposed, sir, I pray yo#? Captain. Against some part of Poland. Hamlet. Who commands them, sir? Captain. The nephe!s to old or!ay, ,ortin+ras. Hamlet. /oes it against the main of Poland, sir, 0r for some frontier? Captain. Tr#ly to speak, and !ith no addition, We go to gain a little patch of gro#nd That hath in it no profit +#t the name. To pay fi%e d#cats, fi%e, I !o#ld not farm it* or !ill it yield to or!ay or the Pole A ranker rate, sho#ld it +e sold in fee. Hamlet. Why, then the Polack ne%er !ill defend it. Captain. (es, it is already garrisond. Hamlet. T!o tho#sand so#ls and t!enty tho#sand d#cats Will not de+ate the -#estion of this stra!" This is the imposth#me of m#ch !ealth and peace, That in!ard +reaks, and sho!s no ca#se !itho#t Why the man dies. I h#m+ly thank yo#, sir. Captain. /od +e !i yo#, sir. Exit. Rosencrant . Wilt please yo# go, my lord? Hamlet. Ill +e !ith yo# straight go a little +efore. Exeunt all except Hamlet. Ho! all occasions do inform against me, And sp#r my d#ll re%enge& What is a man, If his chief good and market of his time 'e +#t to sleep and feed? a +east, no more. S#re, he that made #s !ith s#ch large disco#rse, $ooking +efore and after, ga%e #s not That capa+ility and god1like reason To f#st in #s #n#sed. o!, !hether it +e 'estial o+li%ion, or some cra%en scr#ple 0f thinking too precisely on the e%ent, A tho#ght !hich, -#arterd, hath +#t one part !isdom And e%er three parts co!ard, I do not kno! Why yet I li%e to say )This things to do* Sith I ha%e ca#se and !ill and strength and means To dot. :;amples gross as earth e;hort me" Witness this army of s#ch mass and charge $ed +y a delicate and tender prince, Whose spirit !ith di%ine am+ition p#ffd .akes mo#ths at the in%isi+le e%ent, :;posing !hat is mortal and #ns#re To all that fort#ne, death and danger dare,
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Ophelia. Say yo#? nay, pray yo#, mark. -in s. He is dead and gone, lady, He is dead and gone* At his head a grass1green t#rf, At his heels a stone. Queen Gertrude. ay, +#t, 0phelia, 2 Ophelia. Pray yo#, mark. -in s. White his shro#d as the mo#ntain sno!, 2 Enter King Claudius. Queen Gertrude. Alas, look here, my lord. Ophelia =sin s>. $arded !ith s!eet flo!ers Which +e!ept to the gra%e did go With tr#e1lo%e sho!ers. Scene <. King Claudius. Ho! do yo#, pretty lady? Enter Queen Gertrude, Horatio, and a Gentleman. Ophelia. Well, /od )ild yo#& They say the o!l !as a Queen Gertrude. I !ill not speak !ith her. +akers Gentleman. She is import#nate, indeed distract" da#ghter. $ord, !e kno! !hat !e are, +#t kno! not Her mood !ill needs +e pitied. !hat !e may +e. /od +e at yo#r ta+le& Queen Gertrude. What !o#ld she ha%e? King Claudius. 6onceit #pon her father. Gentleman. She speaks m#ch of her father* says she Ophelia. Pray yo#, lets ha%e no !ords of this* +#t hears !hen they Theres tricks i the !orld* and hems, and +eats her ask yo# !hat it means, say yo# this" heart* -in s. Sp#rns en%io#sly at stra!s* speaks things in do#+t, To1morro! is Saint <alentines day, That carry +#t half sense" her speech is nothing, All in the morning +etime, (et the #nshaped #se of it doth mo%e And I a maid at yo#r !indo!, The hearers to collection* they aim at it, To +e yo#r <alentine. And +otch the !ords #p fit to their o!n tho#ghts* Then #p he rose, and donnd his clothes, Which, as her !inks, and nods, and gest#res And d#ppd the cham+er1door* yield them, $et in the maid, that o#t a maid Indeed !o#ld make one think there might +e e%er departed more. tho#ght, King Claudius. Pretty 0phelia& Tho#gh nothing s#re, yet m#ch #nhappily. Ophelia. Indeed, la, !itho#t an oath, Ill make an end Horatio. )T!ere good she !ere spoken !ith* for she ont" may stre! -in s. Dangero#s con4ect#res in ill1+reeding minds. 'y /is and +y Saint 6harity, Queen Gertrude. $et her come in. Alack, and fie for shame& Exit Horatio. (o#ng men !ill dot, if they come tot* To my sick so#l, as sins tr#e nat#re is, 'y cock, they are to +lame. :ach toy seems prolog#e to some great amiss" 3#oth she, +efore yo# t#m+led me, So f#ll of artless 4ealo#sy is g#ilt, (o# promised me to !ed. It spills itself in fearing to +e spilt. So !o#ld I ha done, +y yonder s#n, Re-enter Horatio, with Ophelia. An tho# hadst not come to my +ed. Ophelia. Where is the +ea#teo#s ma4esty of Denmark? King Claudius. Ho! long hath she +een th#s? Queen Gertrude. Ho! no!, 0phelia& Ophelia. I hope all !ill +e !ell. We m#st +e patient" Ophelia =sin s>. +#t I Ho! sho#ld I yo#r tr#e lo%e kno! cannot choose +#t !eep, to think they sho#ld lay ,rom another one? him 'y his cockle hat and staff, i the cold gro#nd. .y +rother shall kno! of it" And his sandal shoon. and so I thank yo# for yo#r good co#nsel. 6ome, my Queen Gertrude. Alas, s!eet lady, !hat imports this coach& /ood night, ladies* good night, s!eet ladies* song? good night, good night.
:%en for an egg1shell. 7ightly to +e great Is not to stir !itho#t great arg#ment, '#t greatly to find -#arrel in a stra! When hono#rs at the stake. Ho! stand I then, That ha%e a father killd, a mother staind, :;citements of my reason and my +lood, And let all sleep? !hile, to my shame, I see The imminent death of t!enty tho#sand men, That, for a fantasy and trick of fame, /o to their gra%es like +eds, fight for a plot Whereon the n#m+ers cannot try the ca#se, Which is not tom+ eno#gh and continent To hide the slain? 0, from this time forth, .y tho#ghts +e +loody, or +e nothing !orth& Exit.
Exit. King Claudius. ,ollo! her close* gi%e her good !atch, I pray yo#. Exit Horatio. 0, this is the poison of deep grief* it springs All from her fathers death. 0 /ertr#de, /ertr#de, When sorro!s come, they come not single spies '#t in +attalions. ,irst, her father slain" e;t, yo#r son gone* and he most %iolent a#thor 0f his o!n 4#st remo%e" the people m#ddied, Thick and #n!holesome in their tho#ghts and !hispers, ,or good Poloni#s death* and !e ha%e done +#t greenly, In h#gger1m#gger to inter him" poor 0phelia Di%ided from herself and her fair 4#dgment, Witho#t the !hich !e are pict#res, or mere +easts" $ast, and as m#ch containing as all these, Her +rother is in secret come from ,rance* ,eeds on his !onder, keeps himself in clo#ds, And !ants not +#55ers to infect his ear With pestilent speeches of his fathers death* Wherein necessity, of matter +eggard, Will nothing stick o#r person to arraign In ear and ear. 0 my dear /ertr#de, this, $ike to a m#rdering1piece, in many places /i%es me s#perfl#o#s death. A noise within. Queen Gertrude. Alack, !hat noise is this? King Claudius. Where are my S!it5ers? $et them g#ard the door. Enter another Gentleman. What is the matter? Gentleman. Sa%e yo#rself, my lord" The ocean, o%erpeering of his list, :ats not the flats !ith more impet#o#s haste Than yo#ng $aertes, in a rioto#s head, 0er+ears yo#r officers. The ra++le call him lord* And, as the !orld !ere no! +#t to +egin, Anti-#ity forgot, c#stom not kno!n, The ratifiers and props of e%ery !ord, They cry )6hoose !e" $aertes shall +e king" 6aps, hands, and tong#es, appla#d it to the clo#ds" )$aertes shall +e king, $aertes king& Queen Gertrude. Ho! cheerf#lly on the false trail they cry& 0, this is co#nter, yo# false Danish dogs& King Claudius. The doors are +roke. 0oise within. Enter Laertes, armed, #anes followin . Laertes. Where is this king? Sirs, stand yo# all !itho#t. #anes. o, lets come in. Laertes. I pray yo#, gi%e me lea%e.
#anes. We !ill, !e !ill. !he" retire without the door. Laertes. I thank yo#" keep the door. 0 tho# %ile king, /i%e me my father& Queen Gertrude. 6almly, good $aertes. Laertes. That drop of +lood thats calm proclaims me +astard, 6ries c#ckold to my father, +rands the harlot :%en here, +et!een the chaste #nsmirched +ro! 0f my tr#e mother. King Claudius. What is the ca#se, $aertes, That thy re+ellion looks so giant1like? $et him go, /ertr#de* do not fear o#r person" Theres s#ch di%inity doth hedge a king, That treason can +#t peep to !hat it !o#ld, Acts little of his !ill. Tell me, $aertes, Why tho# art th#s incensed. $et him go, /ertr#de. Speak, man. Laertes. Where is my father? King Claudius. Dead. Queen Gertrude. '#t not +y him. King Claudius. $et him demand his fill. Laertes. Ho! came he dead? Ill not +e 4#ggled !ith" To hell, allegiance& %o!s, to the +lackest de%il& 6onscience and grace, to the profo#ndest pit& I dare damnation. To this point I stand, That +oth the !orlds I gi%e to negligence, $et come !hat comes* only Ill +e re%enged .ost thoro#ghly for my father. King Claudius. Who shall stay yo#? Laertes. .y !ill, not all the !orld" And for my means, Ill h#s+and them so !ell, They shall go far !ith little. King Claudius. /ood $aertes, If yo# desire to kno! the certainty 0f yo#r dear fathers death, ist !rit in yo#r re%enge, That, s!oopstake, yo# !ill dra! +oth friend and foe, Winner and loser? Laertes. one +#t his enemies. King Claudius. Will yo# kno! them then? Laertes. To his good friends th#s !ide Ill ope my arms* And like the kind life1rendering pelican, 7epast them !ith my +lood. King Claudius. Why, no! yo# speak $ike a good child and a tr#e gentleman. That I am g#iltless of yo#r fathers death, And am most sensi+le in grief for it, It shall as le%el to yo#r 4#dgment pierce As day does to yo#r eye. #anes =within>. $et her come in. Laertes. Ho! no!& !hat noise is that? Re-enter Ophelia.
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0 heat, dry #p my +rains& tears se%en times salt, '#rn o#t the sense and %irt#e of mine eye& 'y hea%en, thy madness shall +e paid +y !eight, Till o#r scale t#rn the +eam. 0 rose of .ay& Dear maid, kind sister, s!eet 0phelia& 0 hea%ens& ist possi+le, a yo#ng maids !its Sho#ld +e as moral as an old mans life? at#re is fine in lo%e, and !here )tis fine, It sends some precio#s instance of itself After the thing it lo%es. Ophelia =sin s>. They +ore him +arefaced on the +ier* Hey non nonny, nonny, hey nonny* And in his gra%e raind many a tear" 2 ,are yo# !ell, my do%e& Laertes. Hadst tho# thy !its, and didst pers#ade re%enge, It co#ld not mo%e th#s. Ophelia =sin s>. (o# m#st sing a1do!n a1do!n, An yo# call him a1do!n1a. 0, ho! the !heel +ecomes it& It is the false ste!ard, that stole his masters da#ghter. Laertes. This nothings more than matter. Ophelia. Theres rosemary, thats for remem+rance* pray, lo%e, remem+er" and there is pansies. thats for tho#ghts. Laertes. A doc#ment in madness, tho#ghts and remem+rance fitted. Ophelia. Theres fennel for yo#, and col#m+ines" theres r#e for yo#* and heres some for me" !e may call it her+1grace o S#ndays" 0 yo# m#st !ear yo#r r#e !ith a difference. Theres a daisy" I !o#ld gi%e yo# some %iolets, +#t they !ithered all !hen my father died" they say he made a good end, 2 -in s. ,or +onny s!eet 7o+in is all my 4oy. Laertes. Tho#ght and affliction, passion, hell itself, She t#rns to fa%o#r and to prettiness. Ophelia =sin s>. And !ill he not come again? And !ill he not come again? o, no, he is dead" /o to thy death1+ed" He ne%er !ill come again. His +eard !as as !hite as sno!, All fla;en !as his poll" He is gone, he is gone, And !e cast a!ay moan" /od ha mercy on his so#l& And of all 6hristian so#ls, I pray /od. /od +e !i ye.
Exit. Laertes. Do yo# see this, 0 /od? King Claudius. $aertes, I m#st comm#ne !ith yo#r grief, 0r yo# deny me right. /o +#t apart, .ake choice of !hom yo#r !isest friends yo# !ill. And they shall hear and 4#dge )t!i;t yo# and me" If +y direct or +y collateral hand They find #s to#chd, !e !ill o#r kingdom gi%e, 0#r cro!n, o#r life, and all that !e can o#rs, To yo# in satisfaction* +#t if not, 'e yo# content to lend yo#r patience to #s, And !e shall 4ointly la+o#r !ith yo#r so#l To gi%e it d#e content. Laertes. $et this +e so* His means of death, his o+sc#re f#neral 2 o trophy, s!ord, nor hatchment oer his +ones, o no+le rite nor formal ostentation 2 6ry to +e heard, as )t!ere from hea%en to earth, That I m#st callt in -#estion. King Claudius. So yo# shall* And !here the offence is let the great a;e fall. I pray yo#, go !ith me. Exeunt.
d#m+* yet are they m#ch too light for the +ore of the matter. These good fello!s !ill +ring thee !here I am. 7osencrant5 and /#ildenstern hold their co#rse for :ngland" of them I ha%e m#ch to tell thee. ,are!ell. )He that tho# kno!est thine, Hamlet. 6ome, I !ill make yo# !ay for these yo#r letters* And dot the speedier, that yo# may direct me To him from !hom yo# +ro#ght them. Exeunt.
Scene <II. Enter King Claudius and Laertes. King Claudius. o! m#st yo#r conscience my ac-#aintance seal, And yo# m#st p#t me in yo#r heart for friend, Sith yo# ha%e heard, and !ith a kno!ing ear, That he !hich hath yo#r no+le father slain P#rs#ed my life. Laertes. It !ell appears" +#t tell me Why yo# proceeded not against these feats, So crimef#l and so capital in nat#re, As +y yo#r safety, !isdom, all things else, (o# mainly !ere stirrd #p. Scene <I. King Claudius. 0, for t!o special reasons* Enter Horatio and a $er%ant. Which may to yo#, perhaps, seem m#ch #nsine!d, Horatio. What are they that !o#ld speak !ith me? '#t yet to me they are strong. The -#een his mother $er%ant. Sailors, sir" they say they ha%e letters for yo#. $i%es almost +y his looks* and for myself 2 Horatio. $et them come in. .y %irt#e or my plag#e, +e it either !hich 2 Exit $er%ant. Shes so con4#ncti%e to my life and so#l, I do not kno! from !hat part of the !orld That, as the star mo%es not +#t in his sphere, I sho#ld +e greeted, if not from $ord Hamlet. I co#ld not +#t +y her. The other moti%e, Enter $ailors. Why to a p#+lic co#nt I might not go, First $ailor. /od +less yo#, sir. Is the great lo%e the general gender +ear him* Horatio. $et him +less thee too. Who, dipping all his fa#lts in their affection, First $ailor. He shall, sir, ant please him. Theres a Wo#ld, like the spring that t#rneth !ood to stone, letter for 6on%ert his gy%es to graces* so that my arro!s, yo#, sir* it comes from the am+assador that !as Too slightly tim+erd for so lo#d a !ind, +o#nd for :ngland* if yo#r name +e Horatio, as I am Wo#ld ha%e re%erted to my +o! again, let to kno! it is. And not !here I had aimd them. Horatio =reads>. )Horatio, !hen tho# shalt ha%e Laertes. And so ha%e I a no+le father lost* o%erlooked A sister dri%en into desperate terms, this, gi%e these fello!s some means to the king" Whose !orth, if praises may go +ack again, they ha%e letters for him. :re !e !ere t!o days old Stood challenger on mo#nt of all the age at sea, a pirate of %ery !arlike appointment ga%e #s ,or her perfections" +#t my re%enge !ill come. chase. ,inding o#rsel%es too slo! of sail, !e p#t on King Claudius. 'reak not yo#r sleeps for that" yo# a compelled %alo#r, and in the grapple I +oarded m#st not think them" on the instant they got clear of o#r ship* so That !e are made of st#ff so flat and d#ll I alone +ecame their prisoner. They ha%e dealt !ith That !e can let o#r +eard +e shook !ith danger me like thie%es of mercy" +#t they kne! !hat they And think it pastime. (o# shortly shall hear more" did* I am to do a good t#rn for them. $et the king I lo%ed yo#r father, and !e lo%e o#rself* ha%e the letters I ha%e sent* and repair tho# to me And that, I hope, !ill teach yo# to imagine 2 !ith as m#ch speed as tho# !o#ldst fly death. I Enter a Messenger. ha%e !ords to speak in thine ear !ill make thee Ho! no!& !hat ne!s?
Messenger. $etters, my lord, from Hamlet" This to yo#r ma4esty* this to the -#een. King Claudius. ,rom Hamlet& !ho +ro#ght them? Messenger. Sailors, my lord, they say* I sa! them not" They !ere gi%en me +y 6la#dio* he recei%ed them 0f him that +ro#ght them. King Claudius. $aertes, yo# shall hear them. $ea%e #s. Exit Messenger. Reads. )High and mighty, (o# shall kno! I am set naked on yo#r kingdom. To1morro! shall I +eg lea%e to see yo#r kingly eyes" !hen I shall, first asking yo#r pardon there#nto, reco#nt the occasion of my s#dden and more strange ret#rn. )Hamlet. What sho#ld this mean? Are all the rest come +ack? 0r is it some a+#se, and no s#ch thing? Laertes. ?no! yo# the hand? King Claudius. )Tis Hamlets character. ) aked& And in a postscript here, he says )alone. 6an yo# ad%ise me? Laertes. Im lost in it, my lord. '#t let him come* It !arms the %ery sickness in my heart, That I shall li%e and tell him to his teeth, )Th#s didest tho#. King Claudius. If it +e so, $aertes 2 As ho! sho#ld it +e so? ho! other!ise? 2 Will yo# +e r#led +y me? Laertes. Ay, my lord* So yo# !ill not oerr#le me to a peace. King Claudius. To thine o!n peace. If he +e no! ret#rnd, As checking at his %oyage, and that he means o more to #ndertake it, I !ill !ork him To an e;ploit, no! ripe in my de%ice, 9nder the !hich he shall not choose +#t fall" And for his death no !ind of +lame shall +reathe, '#t e%en his mother shall #ncharge the practise And call it accident. Laertes. .y lord, I !ill +e r#led* The rather, if yo# co#ld de%ise it so That I might +e the organ. King Claudius. It falls right. (o# ha%e +een talkd of since yo#r tra%el m#ch, And that in Hamlets hearing, for a -#ality Wherein, they say, yo# shine" yo#r s#m of parts Did not together pl#ck s#ch en%y from him As did that one, and that, in my regard, 0f the #n!orthiest siege. Laertes. What part is that, my lord? King Claudius. A %ery ri+and in the cap of yo#th, (et needf#l too* for yo#th no less +ecomes The light and careless li%ery that it !ears
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Than settled age his sa+les and his !eeds, Importing health and gra%eness. T!o months since, Here !as a gentleman of ormandy" 2 I%e seen myself, and ser%ed against, the ,rench, And they can !ell on horse+ack" +#t this gallant Had !itchcraft int* he gre! #nto his seat* And to s#ch !ondro#s doing +ro#ght his horse, As he had +een incorpsed and demi1nat#red With the +ra%e +east" so far he toppd my tho#ght, That I, in forgery of shapes and tricks, 6ome short of !hat he did. Laertes. A orman !ast? King Claudius. A orman. Laertes. 9pon my life, $amond. King Claudius. The %ery same. Laertes. I kno! him !ell" he is the +rooch indeed And gem of all the nation. King Claudius. He made confession of yo#, And ga%e yo# s#ch a masterly report ,or art and e;ercise in yo#r defence And for yo#r rapier most especially, That he cried o#t, )t!o#ld +e a sight indeed, If one co#ld match yo#" the scrimers of their nation, He s!ore, had had neither motion, g#ard, nor eye, If yo# opposed them. Sir, this report of his Did Hamlet so en%enom !ith his en%y That he co#ld nothing do +#t !ish and +eg (o#r s#dden coming oer, to play !ith him. o!, o#t of this, 2 Laertes. What o#t of this, my lord? King Claudius. $aertes, !as yo#r father dear to yo#? 0r are yo# like the painting of a sorro!, A face !itho#t a heart? Laertes. Why ask yo# this? King Claudius. ot that I think yo# did not lo%e yo#r father* '#t that I kno! lo%e is +eg#n +y time* And that I see, in passages of proof, Time -#alifies the spark and fire of it. There li%es !ithin the %ery flame of lo%e A kind of !ick or sn#ff that !ill a+ate it* And nothing is at a like goodness still* ,or goodness, gro!ing to a pl#risy, Dies in his o!n too m#ch" that !e !o#ld do We sho#ld do !hen !e !o#ld* for this )!o#ld changes And hath a+atements and delays as many As there are tong#es, are hands, are accidents* And then this )sho#ld is like a spendthrift sigh, That h#rts +y easing. '#t, to the -#ick o the #lcer" 2 Hamlet comes +ack" !hat !o#ld yo# #ndertake, To sho! yo#rself yo#r fathers son in deed .ore than in !ords? Laertes. To c#t his throat i the ch#rch.
King Claudius. o place, indeed, sho#ld m#rder sanct#ari5e* 7e%enge sho#ld ha%e no +o#nds. '#t, good $aertes, Will yo# do this, keep close !ithin yo#r cham+er. Hamlet ret#rnd shall kno! yo# are come home" Well p#t on those shall praise yo#r e;cellence And set a do#+le %arnish on the fame The ,renchman ga%e yo#, +ring yo# in fine together And !ager on yo#r heads" he, +eing remiss, .ost genero#s and free from all contri%ing, Will not per#se the foils* so that, !ith ease, 0r !ith a little sh#ffling, yo# may choose A s!ord #n+ated, and in a pass of practise 7e-#ite him for yo#r father. Laertes. I !ill dot" And, for that p#rpose, Ill anoint my s!ord. I +o#ght an #nction of a mo#nte+ank, So mortal that, +#t dip a knife in it, Where it dra!s +lood no cataplasm so rare, 6ollected from all simples that ha%e %irt#e 9nder the moon, can sa%e the thing from death That is +#t scratchd !ithal" Ill to#ch my point With this contagion, that, if I gall him slightly, It may +e death. King Claudius. $ets f#rther think of this* Weigh !hat con%enience +oth of time and means .ay fit #s to o#r shape" if this sho#ld fail, And that o#r drift look thro#gh o#r +ad performance, )T!ere +etter not assayd" therefore this pro4ect Sho#ld ha%e a +ack or second, that might hold, If this sho#ld +last in proof. Soft& let me see" Well make a solemn !ager on yo#r c#nnings" I hat. When in yo#r motion yo# are hot and dry 2 As make yo#r +o#ts more %iolent to that end 2 And that he calls for drink, Ill ha%e prepared him A chalice for the nonce, !hereon +#t sipping, If he +y chance escape yo#r %enomd st#ck, 0#r p#rpose may hold there. Enter Queen Gertrude. Ho! no!, s!eet -#een& Queen Gertrude. 0ne !oe doth tread #pon anothers heel, So fast they follo!* yo#r sisters dro!nd, $aertes. Laertes. Dro!nd& 0, !here? Queen Gertrude. There is a !illo! gro!s aslant a +rook, That sho!s his hoar lea%es in the glassy stream* There !ith fantastic garlands did she come 0f cro!1flo!ers, nettles, daisies, and long p#rples That li+eral shepherds gi%e a grosser name, '#t o#r cold maids do dead mens fingers call them" There, on the pendent +o#ghs her coronet !eeds 6lam+ering to hang, an en%io#s sli%er +roke*
When do!n her !eedy trophies and herself ,ell in the !eeping +rook. Her clothes spread !ide* And, mermaid1like, a!hile they +ore her #p" Which time she chanted snatches of old t#nes* As one incapa+le of her o!n distress, 0r like a creat#re nati%e and ind#ed 9nto that element" +#t long it co#ld not +e Till that her garments, hea%y !ith their drink, P#lld the poor !retch from her melodio#s lay To m#ddy death. Laertes. Alas, then, she is dro!nd? Queen Gertrude. Dro!nd, dro!nd. Laertes. Too m#ch of !ater hast tho#, poor 0phelia, And therefore I for+id my tears" +#t yet It is o#r trick* nat#re her c#stom holds, $et shame say !hat it !ill" !hen these are gone, The !oman !ill +e o#t. Adie#, my lord" I ha%e a speech of fire, that fain !o#ld +la5e, '#t that this folly do#ts it. Exit. King Claudius. $ets follo!, /ertr#de" Ho! m#ch I had to do to calm his rage& o! fear I this !ill gi%e it start again* Therefore lets follo!. Exeunt. Act <. Scene I. Enter two Clo&ns, with spades, 1 c. First Clo&n. Is she to +e +#ried in 6hristian +#rial that !ilf#lly seeks her o!n sal%ation? $econd Clo&n. I tell thee she is" and therefore make her gra%e straight" the cro!ner hath sat on her, and finds it 6hristian +#rial. First Clo&n. Ho! can that +e, #nless she dro!ned herself in her o!n defence? $econd Clo&n. Why, )tis fo#nd so. First Clo&n. It m#st +e )se offendendo* it cannot +e else. ,or here lies the point" if I dro!n myself !ittingly, it arg#es an act" and an act hath three +ranches" it is, to act, to do, to perform" argal, she dro!ned herself !ittingly. $econd Clo&n. ay, +#t hear yo#, goodman del%er, 2 First Clo&n. /i%e me lea%e. Here lies the !ater* good" here stands the man* good* if the man go to this !ater, and dro!n himself, it is, !ill he, nill he, he goes, 2 mark yo# that* +#t if the !ater come to him and dro!n him, he dro!ns not himself" argal, he that is not g#ilty of his o!n death shortens not his o!n life. $econd Clo&n. '#t is this la!?
First Clo&n. Ay, marry, ist* cro!ners -#est la!. $econd Clo&n. Will yo# ha the tr#th ont? If this had not +een a gentle!oman, she sho#ld ha%e +een +#ried o#t o 6hristian +#rial. First Clo&n. Why, there tho# sayst" and the more pity that great folk sho#ld ha%e co#ntenance in this !orld to dro!n or hang themsel%es, more than their e%en 6hristian. 6ome, my spade. There is no ancient gentleman +#t gardeners, ditchers, and gra%e1 makers" they hold #p Adams profession. $econd Clo&n. Was he a gentleman? First Clo&n. He !as the first that e%er +ore arms. $econd Clo&n. Why, he had none. First Clo&n. What, art a heathen? Ho! dost tho# #nderstand the Script#re? The Script#re says )Adam digged" co#ld he dig !itho#t arms? Ill p#t another -#estion to thee" if tho# ans!erest me not to the p#rpose, confess thyself 2 $econd Clo&n. /o to. First Clo&n. What is he that +#ilds stronger than either the mason, the ship!right, or the carpenter? $econd Clo&n. The gallo!s1maker* for that frame o#tli%es a tho#sand tenants. First Clo&n. I like thy !it !ell, in good faith" the gallo!s does !ell* +#t ho! does it !ell? it does !ell to those that do in" no! tho# dost ill to say the gallo!s is +#ilt stronger than the ch#rch" argal, the gallo!s may do !ell to thee. Tot again, come. $econd Clo&n. )Who +#ilds stronger than a mason, a ship!right, or a carpenter? First Clo&n. Ay, tell me that, and #nyoke. $econd Clo&n. .arry, no! I can tell. First Clo&n. Tot. $econd Clo&n. .ass, I cannot tell. Enter Hamlet and Horatio, at a distance. First Clo&n. 6#dgel thy +rains no more a+o#t it, for yo#r d#ll ass !ill not mend his pace !ith +eating* and, !hen yo# are asked this -#estion ne;t, say )a gra%e1maker" )the ho#ses that he makes last till doomsday. /o, get thee to (a#ghan" fetch me a sto#p of li-#or. Exit $econd Clo&n. *e di s and sin s. In yo#th, !hen I did lo%e, did lo%e, .etho#ght it !as %ery s!eet, To contract, 0, the time, for, ah, my +eho%e,
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0, metho#ght, there !as nothing meet. Hamlet. Has this fello! no feeling of his +#siness, that he sings at gra%e1making? Horatio. 6#stom hath made it in him a property of easiness. Hamlet. )Tis een so" the hand of little employment hath the daintier sense. First Clo&n =sin s>. '#t age, !ith his stealing steps, Hath cla!d me in his cl#tch, And hath shipped me intil the land, As if I had ne%er +een s#ch. !hrows up a skull. Hamlet. That sk#ll had a tong#e in it, and co#ld sing once" ho! the kna%e 4o!ls it to the gro#nd, as if it !ere 6ains 4a!1+one, that did the first m#rder& It might +e the pate of a politician, !hich this ass no! oer1reaches* one that !o#ld circ#m%ent /od, might it not? Horatio. It might, my lord. Hamlet. 0r of a co#rtier* !hich co#ld say )/ood morro!, s!eet lord& Ho! dost tho#, good lord? This might +e my lord s#ch1a1one, that praised my lord s#ch1a1ones horse, !hen he meant to +eg it* might it not? Horatio. Ay, my lord. Hamlet. Why, een so" and no! my $ady Worms* chapless, and knocked a+o#t the ma55ard !ith a se;tons spade" heres fine re%ol#tion, an !e had the trick to seet. Did these +ones cost no more the +reeding, +#t to play at loggats !ith )em? mine ache to think ont. First Clo&n =sin s>. A pick1a;e, and a spade, a spade, ,or and a shro#ding sheet" 0, a pit of clay for to +e made ,or s#ch a g#est is meet. !hrows up another skull. Hamlet. Theres another" !hy may not that +e the sk#ll of a la!yer? Where +e his -#iddities no!, his -#illets, his cases, his ten#res, and his tricks? !hy does he s#ffer this r#de kna%e no! to knock him a+o#t the sconce !ith a dirty sho%el, and !ill not tell him of his action of +attery? H#m& This fello! might +e ins time a great +#yer of land, !ith his stat#tes, his recogni5ances, his fines, his do#+le %o#chers, his reco%eries" is this the fine of his fines, and the reco%ery of his reco%eries, to ha%e his fine pate f#ll of fine dirt? !ill his %o#chers %o#ch him
no more of his p#rchases, and do#+le ones too, than the length and +readth of a pair of indent#res? The %ery con%eyances of his lands !ill hardly lie in this +o;* and m#st the inheritor himself ha%e no more, ha? Horatio. ot a 4ot more, my lord. Hamlet. Is not parchment made of sheepskins? Horatio. Ay, my lord, and of calf1skins too. Hamlet. They are sheep and cal%es !hich seek o#t ass#rance in that. I !ill speak to this fello!. Whose gra%es this, sirrah? First Clo&n. .ine, sir. -in s. 0, a pit of clay for to +e made ,or s#ch a g#est is meet. Hamlet. I think it +e thine, indeed* for tho# liest int. First Clo&n. (o# lie o#t ont, sir, and therefore it is not yo#rs" for my part, I do not lie int, and yet it is mine. Hamlet. )Tho# dost lie int, to +e int and say it is thine" )tis for the dead, not for the -#ick* therefore tho# liest. First Clo&n. )Tis a -#ick lie, sir* )t!ill a!ay again, from me to yo#. Hamlet. What man dost tho# dig it for? First Clo&n. ,or no man, sir. Hamlet. What !oman, then? First Clo&n. ,or none, neither. Hamlet. Who is to +e +#ried int? First Clo&n. 0ne that !as a !oman, sir* +#t, rest her so#l, shes dead. Hamlet. Ho! a+sol#te the kna%e is& !e m#st speak +y the card, or e-#i%ocation !ill #ndo #s. 'y the $ord, Horatio, these three years I ha%e taken a note of it* the age is gro!n so picked that the toe of the peasant comes so near the heel of the co#rtier, he gaffs his ki+e. Ho! long hast tho# +een a gra%e1maker? First Clo&n. 0f all the days i the year, I came tot that day that o#r last king Hamlet o%ercame ,ortin+ras. Hamlet. Ho! long is that since? First Clo&n. 6annot yo# tell that? e%ery fool can tell that" it !as the %ery day that yo#ng Hamlet !as +orn* he that is mad, and sent into :ngland. Hamlet. Ay, marry, !hy !as he sent into :ngland? First Clo&n. Why, +eca#se he !as mad" he shall reco%er his !its
there* or, if he do not, its no great matter there. Hamlet. Why? First Clo&n. )T!ill, a not +e seen in him there* there the men are as mad as he. Hamlet. Ho! came he mad? First Clo&n. <ery strangely, they say. Hamlet. Ho! strangely? First Clo&n. ,aith, een !ith losing his !its. Hamlet. 9pon !hat gro#nd? First Clo&n. Why, here in Denmark" I ha%e +een se;ton here, man and +oy, thirty years. Hamlet. Ho! long !ill a man lie i the earth ere he rot? First Clo&n. I faith, if he +e not rotten +efore he die 2 as !e ha%e many pocky corses no!1a1days, that !ill scarce hold the laying in 2 he !ill last yo# some eight year or nine year" a tanner !ill last yo# nine year. Hamlet. Why he more than another? First Clo&n. Why, sir, his hide is so tanned !ith his trade, that he !ill keep o#t !ater a great !hile* and yo#r !ater is a sore decayer of yo#r !horeson dead +ody. Heres a sk#ll no!* this sk#ll has lain in the earth three and t!enty years. Hamlet. Whose !as it? First Clo&n. A !horeson mad fello!s it !as" !hose do yo# think it !as? Hamlet. ay, I kno! not. First Clo&n. A pestilence on him for a mad rog#e& a po#red a flagon of 7henish on my head once. This same sk#ll, sir, !as (oricks sk#ll, the kings 4ester. Hamlet. This? First Clo&n. :en that. Hamlet. $et me see. !akes the skull. Alas, poor (orick& I kne! him, Horatio" a fello! of infinite 4est, of most e;cellent fancy" he hath +orne me on his +ack a tho#sand times* and no!, ho! a+horred in my imagination it is& my gorge rims at it. Here h#ng those lips that I ha%e kissed I kno! not ho! oft. Where +e yo#r gi+es no!? yo#r gam+ols? yo#r songs? yo#r flashes of merriment, that !ere !ont to set the ta+le on a roar? ot one no!, to mock yo#r o!n grinning? -#ite chap1fallen? o! get yo# to my ladys cham+er, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this fa%o#r she m#st come* make her la#gh at that. Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
Horatio. Whats that, my lord? Hamlet. Dost tho# think Ale;ander looked o this fashion i the earth? Horatio. :en so. Hamlet. And smelt so? pah& $uts down the skull. Horatio. :en so, my lord. Hamlet. To !hat +ase #ses !e may ret#rn, Horatio& Why may not imagination trace the no+le d#st of Ale;ander, till he find it stopping a +#ng1hole? Horatio. )T!ere to consider too c#rio#sly, to consider so. Hamlet. o, faith, not a 4ot* +#t to follo! him thither !ith modesty eno#gh, and likelihood to lead it" as th#s" Ale;ander died, Ale;ander !as +#ried, Ale;ander ret#rneth into d#st* the d#st is earth* of earth !e make loam* and !hy of that loam, !hereto he !as con%erted, might they not stop a +eer1+arrel? Imperio#s 6aesar, dead and t#rnd to clay, .ight stop a hole to keep the !ind a!ay" 0, that that earth, !hich kept the !orld in a!e, Sho#ld patch a !all to e;pel the !inter fla!& '#t soft& +#t soft& aside" here comes the king. Enter Priest, 1 c. in procession, the Corpse of Ophelia, Laertes and /ourners followin , King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, their trains, 1 c. The -#een, the co#rtiers" !ho is this they follo!? And !ith s#ch maimed rites? This doth +etoken The corse they follo! did !ith desperate hand ,ordo its o!n life" )t!as of some estate. 6o#ch !e a!hile, and mark. Retirin with Horatio. Laertes. What ceremony else? Hamlet. That is $aertes, A %ery no+le yo#th" mark. Laertes. What ceremony else? First Priest. Her o+se-#ies ha%e +een as far enlarged As !e ha%e !arrantise" her death !as do#+tf#l* And, +#t that great command oers!ays the order, She sho#ld in gro#nd #nsanctified ha%e lodged Till the last tr#mpet" for charita+le prayers, Shards, flints and pe++les sho#ld +e thro!n on her* (et here she is allo!d her %irgin crants, Her maiden stre!ments and the +ringing home 0f +ell and +#rial. Laertes. .#st there no more +e done? First Priest. o more +e done" We sho#ld profane the ser%ice of the dead To sing a re-#iem and s#ch rest to her As to peace1parted so#ls. Laertes. $ay her i the earth"
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And from her fair and #npoll#ted flesh .ay %iolets spring& I tell thee, ch#rlish priest, A ministering angel shall my sister +e, When tho# liest ho!ling. Hamlet. What, the fair 0phelia& Queen Gertrude. S!eets to the s!eet" fare!ell& -catterin flowers. I hoped tho# sho#ldst ha%e +een my Hamlets !ife* I tho#ght thy +ride1+ed to ha%e deckd, s!eet maid, And not ha%e stre!d thy gra%e. Laertes. 0, tre+le !oe ,all ten times tre+le on that c#rsed head, Whose !icked deed thy most ingenio#s sense Depri%ed thee of& Hold off the earth a!hile, Till I ha%e ca#ght her once more in mine arms" Leaps into the ra#e. o! pile yo#r d#st #pon the -#ick and dead, Till of this flat a mo#ntain yo# ha%e made, To oertop old Pelion, or the skyish head 0f +l#e 0lymp#s. Hamlet =ad#ancin >. What is he !hose grief 'ears s#ch an emphasis? !hose phrase of sorro! 6on4#res the !andering stars, and makes them stand $ike !onder1!o#nded hearers? This is I, Hamlet the Dane. Leaps into the ra#e. Laertes. The de%il take thy so#l& Grapplin with him. Hamlet. Tho# prayst not !ell. I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat* ,or, tho#gh I am not spleniti%e and rash, (et ha%e I something in me dangero#s, Which let thy !iseness fear" hold off thy hand. King Claudius. Pl#ck them as#nder. Queen Gertrude. Hamlet, Hamlet& All. /entlemen, 2 Horatio. /ood my lord, +e -#iet. !he Attendants part them, and the" come out of the ra#e. Hamlet. Why I !ill fight !ith him #pon this theme 9ntil my eyelids !ill no longer !ag. Queen Gertrude. 0 my son, !hat theme? Hamlet. I lo%ed 0phelia" forty tho#sand +rothers 6o#ld not, !ith all their -#antity of lo%e, .ake #p my s#m. What !ilt tho# do for her? King Claudius. 0, he is mad, $aertes. Queen Gertrude. ,or lo%e of /od, for+ear him. Hamlet. )S!o#nds, sho! me !hat tho#lt do" Woot !eep? !oot fight? !oot fast? !oot tear thyself? Woot drink #p eisel? eat a crocodile? Ill dot. Dost tho# come here to !hine? To o#tface me !ith leaping in her gra%e? 'e +#ried -#ick !ith her, and so !ill I" And, if tho# prate of mo#ntains, let them thro!
.illions of acres on #s, till o#r gro#nd, Singeing his pate against the +#rning 5one, .ake 0ssa like a !art& ay, an tho#lt mo#th, Ill rant as !ell as tho#. Queen Gertrude. This is mere madness" And th#s a!hile the fit !ill !ork on him* Anon, as patient as the female do%e, When that her golden co#plets are disclosed, His silence !ill sit drooping. Hamlet. Hear yo#, sir* What is the reason that yo# #se me th#s? I lo%ed yo# e%er" +#t it is no matter* $et Herc#les himself do !hat he may, The cat !ill me! and dog !ill ha%e his day. Exit. King Claudius. I pray yo#, good Horatio, !ait #pon him. Exit Horatio. =!o Laertes> Strengthen yo#r patience in o#r last nights speech* Well p#t the matter to the present p#sh. /ood /ertr#de, set some !atch o%er yo#r son. This gra%e shall ha%e a li%ing mon#ment" An ho#r of -#iet shortly shall !e see* Till then, in patience o#r proceeding +e. Exeunt. Scene II. Enter Hamlet and Horatio. Hamlet. So m#ch for this, sir" no! shall yo# see the other* (o# do remem+er all the circ#mstance? Horatio. 7emem+er it, my lord? Hamlet. Sir, in my heart there !as a kind of fighting, That !o#ld not let me sleep" metho#ght I lay Worse than the m#tines in the +il+oes. 7ashly, And praised +e rashness for it, let #s kno!, 0#r indiscretion sometimes ser%es #s !ell, When o#r deep plots do pall" and that sho#ld teach #s Theres a di%inity that shapes o#r ends, 7o#gh1he! them ho! !e !ill, 2 Horatio. That is most certain. Hamlet. 9p from my ca+in, .y sea1go!n scarfd a+o#t me, in the dark /roped I to find o#t them* had my desire. ,ingerd their packet, and in fine !ithdre! To mine o!n room again* making so +old, .y fears forgetting manners, to #nseal Their grand commission* !here I fo#nd, Horatio, 2 0 royal kna%ery& 2 an e;act command, $arded !ith many se%eral sorts of reasons Importing Denmarks health and :nglands too, With, ho& s#ch +#gs and go+lins in my life, That, on the s#per%ise, no leis#re +ated,
o, not to stay the grinding of the a;e, .y head sho#ld +e str#ck off. Horatio. Ist possi+le? Hamlet. Heres the commission" read it at more leis#re. '#t !ilt tho# hear me ho! I did proceed? Horatio. I +eseech yo#. Hamlet. 'eing th#s +e1netted ro#nd !ith %illanies, 2 :re I co#ld make a prolog#e to my +rains, They had +eg#n the play 2 I sat me do!n, De%ised a ne! commission, !rote it fair" I once did hold it, as o#r statists do, A +aseness to !rite fair and la+o#rd m#ch Ho! to forget that learning, +#t, sir, no! It did me yeomans ser%ice" !ilt tho# kno! The effect of !hat I !rote? Horatio. Ay, good my lord. Hamlet. An earnest con4#ration from the king, As :ngland !as his faithf#l tri+#tary, As lo%e +et!een them like the palm might flo#rish, As peace sho#ld stiff her !heaten garland !ear And stand a comma )t!een their amities, And many s#ch1like )Ases of great charge, That, on the %ie! and kno!ing of these contents, Witho#t de+atement f#rther, more or less, He sho#ld the +earers p#t to s#dden death, ot shri%ing1time allo!d. Horatio. Ho! !as this seald? Hamlet. Why, e%en in that !as hea%en ordinant. I had my fathers signet in my p#rse, Which !as the model of that Danish seal* ,olded the !rit #p in form of the other, S#+scri+ed it, ga%et the impression, placed it safely, The changeling ne%er kno!n. o!, the ne;t day Was o#r sea1fight* and !hat to this !as se-#ent Tho# kno!st already. Horatio. So /#ildenstern and 7osencrant5 go tot. Hamlet. Why, man, they did make lo%e to this employment* They are not near my conscience* their defeat Does +y their o!n insin#ation gro!" )Tis dangero#s !hen the +aser nat#re comes 'et!een the pass and fell incensed points 0f mighty opposites. Horatio. Why, !hat a king is this& Hamlet. Does it not, thinkst thee, stand me no! #pon 2 He that hath killd my king and !hored my mother, Poppd in +et!een the election and my hopes, Thro!n o#t his angle for my proper life, And !ith s#ch co5enage 2 ist not perfect conscience, To -#it him !ith this arm? and ist not to +e damnd,
To let this canker of o#r nat#re come In f#rther e%il? Horatio. It m#st +e shortly kno!n to him from :ngland What is the iss#e of the +#siness there. Hamlet. It !ill +e short" the interim is mine* And a mans lifes no more than to say )0ne. '#t I am %ery sorry, good Horatio, That to $aertes I forgot myself* ,or, +y the image of my ca#se, I see The portrait#re of his" Ill co#rt his fa%o#rs. '#t, s#re, the +ra%ery of his grief did p#t me Into a to!ering passion. Horatio. Peace& !ho comes here? Enter Osric. Osric. (o#r lordship is right !elcome +ack to Denmark. Hamlet. I h#m+ly thank yo#, sir. Dost kno! this !ater1fly? Horatio. o, my good lord. Hamlet. Thy state is the more gracio#s* for )tis a %ice to kno! him. He hath m#ch land, and fertile" let a +east +e lord of +easts, and his cri+ shall stand at the kings mess" )tis a cho#gh* +#t, as I say, spacio#s in the possession of dirt. Osric. S!eet lord, if yo#r lordship !ere at leis#re, I sho#ld impart a thing to yo# from his ma4esty. Hamlet. I !ill recei%e it, sir, !ith all diligence of spirit. P#t yo#r +onnet to his right #se* )tis for the head. Osric. I thank yo#r lordship, it is %ery hot. Hamlet. o, +elie%e me, )tis %ery cold* the !ind is northerly. Osric. It is indifferent cold, my lord, indeed. Hamlet. '#t yet methinks it is %ery s#ltry and hot for my comple;ion. Osric. :;ceedingly, my lord* it is %ery s#ltry, 2 as )t!ere, 2 I cannot tell ho!. '#t, my lord, his ma4esty +ade me signify to yo# that he has laid a great !ager on yo#r head" sir, this is the matter, 2 Hamlet. I +eseech yo#, remem+er 2 Hamlet mo%es him to p#t on his hat Osric. ay, good my lord* for mine ease, in good faith. Sir, here is ne!ly come to co#rt $aertes* +elie%e me, an a+sol#te gentleman, f#ll of most e;cellent differences, of %ery soft society and great sho!ing" indeed, to speak feelingly of him, he is the card or calendar of gentry, for yo# shall find in him the continent of !hat part a gentleman !o#ld see. Hamlet. Sir, his definement s#ffers no perdition in yo#* tho#gh, I kno!, to di%ide him in%entorially !o#ld di55y the arithmetic of memory, and yet +#t ya!
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neither, in respect of his -#ick sail. '#t, in the %erity of e;tolment, I take him to +e a so#l of great article* and his inf#sion of s#ch dearth and rareness, as, to make tr#e diction of him, his sem+la+le is his mirror* and !ho else !o#ld trace him, his #m+rage, nothing more. Osric. (o#r lordship speaks most infalli+ly of him. Hamlet. The concernancy, sir? !hy do !e !rap the gentleman in o#r more ra!er +reath? Osric. Sir? Horatio. Ist not possi+le to #nderstand in another tong#e? (o# !ill dot, sir, really. Hamlet. What imports the nomination of this gentleman? Osric. 0f $aertes? Horatio. His p#rse is empty already* alls golden !ords are spent. Hamlet. 0f him, sir. Osric. I kno! yo# are not ignorant 2 Hamlet. I !o#ld yo# did, sir* yet, in faith, if yo# did, it !o#ld not m#ch appro%e me. Well, sir? Osric. (o# are not ignorant of !hat e;cellence $aertes is 2 Hamlet. I dare not confess that, lest I sho#ld compare !ith him in e;cellence* +#t, to kno! a man !ell, !ere to kno! himself. Osric. I mean, sir, for his !eapon* +#t in the imp#tation laid on him +y them, in his meed hes #nfello!ed. Hamlet. Whats his !eapon? Osric. 7apier and dagger. Hamlet. Thats t!o of his !eapons" +#t, !ell. Osric. The king, sir, hath !agered !ith him si; 'ar+ary horses" against the !hich he has imponed, as I take it, si; ,rench rapiers and poniards, !ith their assigns, as girdle, hangers, and so" three of the carriages, in faith, are %ery dear to fancy, %ery responsi%e to the hilts, most delicate carriages, and of %ery li+eral conceit. Hamlet. What call yo# the carriages? Horatio. I kne! yo# m#st +e edified +y the margent ere yo# had done. Osric. The carriages, sir, are the hangers. Hamlet. The phrase !o#ld +e more german to the matter, if !e co#ld carry cannon +y o#r sides" I !o#ld it might +e hangers till then. '#t, on" si; 'ar+ary horses against si; ,rench s!ords, their assigns, and three li+eral1conceited carriages* thats the ,rench +et against the Danish. Why is this )imponed, as yo# call it?
Osric. The king, sir, hath laid, that in a do5en passes +et!een yo#rself and him, he shall not e;ceed yo# three hits" he hath laid on t!el%e for nine* and it !o#ld come to immediate trial, if yo#r lordship !o#ld %o#chsafe the ans!er. Hamlet. Ho! if I ans!er )no? Osric. I mean, my lord, the opposition of yo#r person in trial. Hamlet. Sir, I !ill !alk here in the hall" if it please his ma4esty, )tis the +reathing time of day !ith me* let the foils +e +ro#ght, the gentleman !illing, and the king hold his p#rpose, I !ill !in for him an I can* if not, I !ill gain nothing +#t my shame and the odd hits. Osric. Shall I re1deli%er yo# een so? Hamlet. To this effect, sir* after !hat flo#rish yo#r nat#re !ill. Osric. I commend my d#ty to yo#r lordship. Hamlet. (o#rs, yo#rs. Exit Osric. He does !ell to commend it himself* there are no tong#es else fors t#rn. Horatio. This lap!ing r#ns a!ay !ith the shell on his head. Hamlet. He did comply !ith his d#g, +efore he s#cked it. Th#s has he 2 and many more of the same +e%y that I kno! the dressy age dotes on 2 only got the t#ne of the time and o#t!ard ha+it of enco#nter* a kind of yesty collection, !hich carries them thro#gh and thro#gh the most fond and !inno!ed opinions* and do +#t +lo! them to their trial, the +#++les are o#t. Enter a Lord. Lord. .y lord, his ma4esty commended him to yo# +y yo#ng 0sric, !ho +rings +ack to him that yo# attend him in the hall" he sends to kno! if yo#r pleas#re hold to play !ith $aertes, or that yo# !ill take longer time. Hamlet. I am constant to my p#rpose* they follo! the kings pleas#re" if his fitness speaks, mine is ready* no! or !hensoe%er, pro%ided I +e so a+le as no!. Lord. The king and -#een and all are coming do!n. Hamlet. In happy time. Lord. The -#een desires yo# to #se some gentle entertainment to $aertes +efore yo# fall to play. Hamlet. She !ell instr#cts me. Exit Lord. Horatio. (o# !ill lose this !ager, my lord. Hamlet. I do not think so" since he !ent into ,rance, I ha%e +een in contin#al practise" I shall !in at the odds. '#t tho# !o#ldst not think ho! ill alls here
a+o#t my heart" +#t it is no matter. Horatio. ay, good my lord, 2 Hamlet. It is +#t foolery* +#t it is s#ch a kind of gain1gi%ing, as !o#ld perhaps tro#+le a !oman. Horatio. If yo#r mind dislike any thing, o+ey it" I !ill forestall their repair hither, and say yo# are not fit. Hamlet. ot a !hit, !e defy a#g#ry" theres a special pro%idence in the fall of a sparro!. If it +e no!, )tis not to come* if it +e not to come, it !ill +e no!* if it +e not no!, yet it !ill come" the readiness is all" since no man has a#ght of !hat he lea%es, !hat ist to lea%e +etimes? Enter King Claudius, Queen Gertrude, Laertes, Lords, Osric, and Attendants with foils, 1 c. King Claudius. 6ome, Hamlet, come, and take this hand from me. King Claudius puts Laertes) hand into Hamlet)s. Hamlet. /i%e me yo#r pardon, sir" I%e done yo# !rong* '#t pardont, as yo# are a gentleman. This presence kno!s, And yo# m#st needs ha%e heard, ho! I am p#nishd With sore distraction. What I ha%e done, That might yo#r nat#re, hono#r and e;ception 7o#ghly a!ake, I here proclaim !as madness. Wast Hamlet !rongd $aertes? e%er Hamlet" If Hamlet from himself +e taen a!ay, And !hen hes not himself does !rong $aertes, Then Hamlet does it not, Hamlet denies it. Who does it, then? His madness" ift +e so, Hamlet is of the faction that is !rongd* His madness is poor Hamlets enemy. Sir, in this a#dience, $et my disclaiming from a p#rposed e%il ,ree me so far in yo#r most genero#s tho#ghts, That I ha%e shot mine arro! oer the ho#se, And h#rt my +rother. Laertes. I am satisfied in nat#re, Whose moti%e, in this case, sho#ld stir me most To my re%enge" +#t in my terms of hono#r I stand aloof* and !ill no reconcilement, Till +y some elder masters, of kno!n hono#r, I ha%e a %oice and precedent of peace, To keep my name #ngored. '#t till that time, I do recei%e yo#r offerd lo%e like lo%e, And !ill not !rong it. Hamlet. I em+race it freely* And !ill this +rothers !ager frankly play. /i%e #s the foils. 6ome on. Laertes. 6ome, one for me. Hamlet. Ill +e yo#r foil, $aertes" in mine ignorance (o#r skill shall, like a star i the darkest night, Stick fiery off indeed.
Laertes. (o# mock me, sir. Hamlet. o, +y this hand. King Claudius. /i%e them the foils, yo#ng 0sric. 6o#sin Hamlet, (o# kno! the !ager? Hamlet. <ery !ell, my lord (o#r grace hath laid the odds o the !eaker side. King Claudius. I do not fear it* I ha%e seen yo# +oth" '#t since he is +etterd, !e ha%e therefore odds. Laertes. This is too hea%y, let me see another. Hamlet. This likes me !ell. These foils ha%e all a length? !he" prepare to pla". Osric. Ay, my good lord. King Claudius. Set me the stoops of !ine #pon that ta+le. If Hamlet gi%e the first or second hit, 0r -#it in ans!er of the third e;change, $et all the +attlements their ordnance fire" The king shall drink to Hamlets +etter +reath* And in the c#p an #nion shall he thro!, 7icher than that !hich fo#r s#ccessi%e kings In Denmarks cro!n ha%e !orn. /i%e me the c#ps* And let the kettle to the tr#mpet speak, The tr#mpet to the cannoneer !itho#t, The cannons to the hea%ens, the hea%ens to earth, ) o! the king d#nks to Hamlet. 6ome, +egin" And yo#, the 4#dges, +ear a !ary eye. Hamlet. 6ome on, sir. Laertes. 6ome, my lord. !he" pla". Hamlet. 0ne. Laertes. o. Hamlet. 8#dgment. Osric. A hit, a %ery palpa+le hit. Laertes. Well* again. King Claudius. Stay* gi%e me drink. Hamlet, this pearl is thine* Heres to thy health. !rumpets sound, and cannon shot off within. /i%e him the c#p. Hamlet. Ill play this +o#t first* set it +y a!hile. 6ome. !he" pla". Another hit* !hat say yo#? Laertes. A to#ch, a to#ch, I do confess. King Claudius. 0#r son shall !in. Queen Gertrude. Hes fat, and scant of +reath. Here, Hamlet, take my napkin, r#+ thy +ro!s* The -#een caro#ses to thy fort#ne, Hamlet. Hamlet. /ood madam& King Claudius. /ertr#de, do not drink. Queen Gertrude. I !ill, my lord* I pray yo#, pardon me. King Claudius =aside>. It is the poisond c#p" it is too
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late. Hamlet. I dare not drink yet, madam* +y and +y. Queen Gertrude. 6ome, let me !ipe thy face. Laertes. .y lord, Ill hit him no!. King Claudius. I do not thinkt. Laertes =aside>. And yet )tis almost )gainst my conscience. Hamlet. 6ome, for the third, $aertes" yo# +#t dally* I pray yo#, pass !ith yo#r +est %iolence* I am afeard yo# make a !anton of me. Laertes. Say yo# so? come on. !he" pla". Osric. othing, neither !ay. Laertes. Ha%e at yo# no!& Laertes wounds Hamlet, then in scufflin , the" chan e rapiers, and Hamlet wounds Laertes. King Claudius. Part them* they are incensed. Hamlet. ay, come, again. Queen Gertrude falls. Osric. $ook to the -#een there, ho& Horatio. They +leed on +oth sides. Ho! is it, my lord? Osric. Ho! ist, $aertes? Laertes. Why, as a !oodcock to mine o!n springe, 0sric* I am 4#stly killd !ith mine o!n treachery. Hamlet. Ho! does the -#een? King Claudius. She s!o#nds to see them +leed. Queen Gertrude. o, no, the drink, the drink, 2 0 my dear Hamlet, 2 The drink, the drink& I am poisond. 'ies. Hamlet. 0 %illany& Ho& let the door +e lockd" Treachery& Seek it o#t. Laertes. It is here, Hamlet" Hamlet, tho# art slain* o medicine in the !orld can do thee good* In thee there is not half an ho#r of life* The treachero#s instr#ment is in thy hand, 9n+ated and en%enomd" the fo#l practise Hath t#rnd itself on me lo, here I lie, e%er to rise again" thy mothers poisond" I can no more" the king, the kings to +lame. Hamlet. The point& 2 en%enomd too& Then, %enom, to thy !ork. -tabs King Claudius. All. Treason& treason& King Claudius. 0, yet defend me, friends* I am +#t h#rt. Hamlet. Here, tho# incest#o#s, m#rdero#s, damned Dane, Drink off this potion. Is thy #nion here? ,ollo! my mother. King Claudius dies. Laertes. He is 4#stly ser%ed* It is a poison temperd +y himself. :;change forgi%eness !ith me, no+le Hamlet"
.ine and my fathers death come not #pon thee, or thine on me. 'ies. Hamlet. Hea%en make thee free of it& I follo! thee. I am dead, Horatio. Wretched -#een, adie#& (o# that look pale and trem+le at this chance, That are +#t m#tes or a#dience to this act, Had I +#t time 2 as this fell sergeant, death, Is strict in his arrest 2 0, I co#ld tell yo# 2 '#t let it +e. Horatio, I am dead* Tho# li%est* report me and my ca#se aright To the #nsatisfied. Horatio. e%er +elie%e it" I am more an anti-#e 7oman than a Dane" Heres yet some li-#or left. Hamlet. As tho#rt a man, /i%e me the c#p" let go* +y hea%en, Ill ha%et. 0 good Horatio, !hat a !o#nded name, Things standing th#s #nkno!n, shall li%e +ehind me& If tho# didst e%er hold me in thy heart A+sent thee from felicity a!hile, And in this harsh !orld dra! thy +reath in pain, To tell my story. /arch afar off, and shot within. What !arlike noise is this? Osric. (o#ng ,ortin+ras, !ith con-#est come from Poland, To the am+assadors of :ngland gi%es This !arlike %olley. Hamlet. 0, I die, Horatio* The potent poison -#ite oer1cro!s my spirit" I cannot li%e to hear the ne!s from :ngland* '#t I do prophesy the election lights 0n ,ortin+ras" he has my dying %oice* So tell him, !ith the occ#rrents, more and less, Which ha%e solicited. The rest is silence. 'ies. Horatio. o! cracks a no+le heart. /ood night s!eet prince" And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest& Why does the dr#m come hither? /arch within. Enter Fortin"ras, the En lish Am"assadors, and others. Prince Fortin"ras. Where is this sight? Horatio. What is it ye !o#ld see? If a#ght of !oe or !onder, cease yo#r search. Prince Fortin"ras. This -#arry cries on ha%oc. 0 pro#d death, What feast is to!ard in thine eternal cell, That tho# so many princes at a shot So +loodily hast str#ck? First Am"assador. The sight is dismal* And o#r affairs from :ngland come too late"
The ears are senseless that sho#ld gi%e #s hearing, To tell him his commandment is f#lfilld, That 7osencrant5 and /#ildenstern are dead" Where sho#ld !e ha%e o#r thanks? Horatio. ot from his mo#th, Had it the a+ility of life to thank yo#" He ne%er ga%e commandment for their death. '#t since, so 4#mp #pon this +loody -#estion, (o# from the Polack !ars, and yo# from :ngland, Are here arri%ed gi%e order that these +odies High on a stage +e placed to the %ie!* And let me speak to the yet #nkno!ing !orld Ho! these things came a+o#t" so shall yo# hear 0f carnal, +loody, and #nnat#ral acts, 0f accidental 4#dgments, cas#al sla#ghters, 0f deaths p#t on +y c#nning and forced ca#se, And, in this #pshot, p#rposes mistook ,alln on the in%entors reads" all this can I Tr#ly deli%er. Prince Fortin"ras. $et #s haste to hear it, And call the no+lest to the a#dience. ,or me, !ith sorro! I em+race my fort#ne" I ha%e some rights of memory in this kingdom, Which no! to claim my %antage doth in%ite me. Horatio. 0f that I shall ha%e also ca#se to speak, And from his mo#th !hose %oice !ill dra! on more* '#t let this same +e presently performd, :%en !hile mens minds are !ild* lest more mischance 0n plots and errors, happen. Prince Fortin"ras. $et fo#r captains 'ear Hamlet, like a soldier, to the stage* ,or he !as likely, had he +een p#t on, To ha%e pro%ed most royally" and, for his passage, The soldiers m#sic and the rites of !ar Speak lo#dly for him. Take #p the +odies" s#ch a sight as this 'ecomes the field, +#t here sho!s m#ch amiss. /o, +id the soldiers shoot. A dead march. Exeunt, bearin off the dead bodies, after which a peal of ordnance is shot off.