Linga Lakshan

07 Jul

The person with small ling[ penis] will be rich Large ling will make one poor Bent towards Left will give financial troubles and troubles from children bent towards right will have fortunate child Bent downwards will give poverty Vsible nerves on the ling will give less children Knotty ling will make one happy Soft ling will give death due to diabetes One testicles [anda]will give death by drowning Uneven and will make one run after females [ lecher/flirt] Even and will become a leader stressed upwards and will reduce longevity And elongated long and will make one live 100 years. If mani [ under/lower skin edge of penis] [ lingagra] is red in colour man will be wealthy . if mani is white and dirty [faded] man will lose his wealth If while urinating there is noise then man will enjoy happiness If there is no noise then one will become poor in later life If urine falls clockwise in two three or four streams respectively then one becomes a king. Those who urinate in a dispersed manner face poverty Only single stream urination will make one very beautiful but without children Drop by drop urination will make one very learned If there are bubbles while urination person is potent. Those whose mani are raised ,even and viscous they will enjoy women wealth and precious stones in abundance if centre of Mani is cut and small depressed They will give birth to only females. Those whose mani centre is raised will own many animals If mani is absent they will be wealthy. Those whose semen smells like flowers become King Those whose semen smells like honey will have many children Very less semen will give female offsprings Those whose semen smells like meat will enjoy many women and are addicted to sex Those whose semen smells like alcohol will perform yagnya Astringent smelling semen will give poverty Those who finish satisfying copulation in a whisk live longer Delayed ejaculation will give less life span. Six packs [natural] on stomach will make one learned Four packs will make one enjoy many woman two packs will die by weapons Eight packs will make one own a diary

No packs but stomach like that of lion will make one king. Uneven packs [two four six] will not give above result but man will have illicit relationships aka incest. Even packs or lines will make one turn away from other woman and be attached to only wife.

Once on the banks of river sarswati , All the rishis had gathered to perform satra yaga . The saptarishis were presiding . Just then rishis nArad came by and asked ,all the humans are engaged in doing yaga japa etc , but who is actually recieving them in heavens , have they ever inspected this . Is it not right to inspect and find whether the Deities are capable/worthy of recieving thses offerings and giving them fruits. If it is truth then who is the supreme deity that receives these offerings and should be prayed to. Kashyap then deputed Bhrigu muni to inspect and sent him to heavens. Sage Bhrigu went to Maharloka and Shiva was busy with Parvati in ekanta and did not bother to welcome Bhrigu . Bhrigu cursed him that henceforth none should worship Shiva in his idol form but instead Shiva be worshipped in his LINGA form. Also he cursed one who partakes offerings to Linga lose his punya. Then Bhrigu proceeded to Bramha and here too Bramha ignored him [ Both Shiva and Bramha ignored on purpose to declare the supremacy of Vishnu and it was not a disrespect to Muni or defect in their characteristics of getting engrossed in respective wife] Bhrigu cursed Bramha that he be not worshipped at all on earth and let there be no temples in his name. Owing to thgis curse there are no Bramha temples in the world. except at Pushkar which was constructed at the arly stages of creation . Then Bhrigu went to Vishnu , seeing Vishnu in Yoga nidra he kicked him in the chest. Lord pacified Bhrigu by pressing his feet . this angered [ mock anger] Laxmi . She left Shwetadweepa and settled in Kolahpur.Lord came down looking for her ended up Marrying Padmavati and then stood as TIRUPATI BALAJI . Krishnarpana 4 Comments Posted by chiraan on July 7, 2009 in Jyotish

Mahapurush Lakshan -32 features

06 Jul Beauty of a person is judged by 32 features .Such 32 Features present indiactes a perfect man/woman. These features are

Chest ,forehead ,shoulders must be broad -3 Navel ,and Satva must be deep [ Gambhir]-2 Breasts,stomach,knees,nose,face,hips must be well developed -6 Penis ,back,neck,thighs should be small -4 Eye edges,palms,foot ,nails ,toungue ,lips,palette should be red in colour 7 teeth ,nails,hair,skin ,pores should be subtle [not coarse] -5 Mouth ,eyes , ears ,nose and arms should be large -5 additionally three lines should be visible at forehead ,neck and stomach

Only Hanuman has all the Lakshanas .Shiva has 28 Lakshanas and others have lesser and lesser , devatas have 15 and above rishis have eight best lakshan and beautiful humans have 4 or 5 good lakshanas ,Demons have all distorted lakshan , Kali has all 32 durlakshanas only. Those who have more than 20 lakshanas there words on Vedas can be accepted . More the lakshanas more the happiness . More will be devotion towards Vishnu .For women beauty is the only indicator for good qualities .More beautiful a women more devoted will be she towards God. Abenefic in Lgna or a benefic aspecting Lagna makes one beautiful krishnarpana 41 Comments Posted by chiraan on July 6, 2009 in Jyotish

Chaturmasa
04 Jul Man born on earth is ordained to perform certain karma which is compulsory and non adherence results in sin and punishment in hell. These karmas are known as Nitya karma . Ekadashi vrat and Chaturmasa , Krishna ashtami are nitya karmas which every human being must adhere to .

Chaturmasa is four months of austere ties to observed starting from Ashadha shukla Ekadashi to kartik shukla dwadashi. In the four months of the rainy season, from the Ekadashi of the bright fortnight of Ashadha when the Sun is in the Cancer to the Ekadashi of the bright fortnight of Kartika, Lord Vishnu sleeps on the serpentbed[ YOGA NIDRA] This period is pious and most appropriate for devotion to Lord Vishnu. Today is Ashadha Shukla Dwadashi and Chaturmasa begins.Chaturmasa the four months are observed thus ; Ashadha Shukla Ekadashi to Shravan Shukla Ekadashi Shaka Vrat In this month no vegetables are used in the kitchen a and recipes. Vegetables like Onion, garlic, drumstick, eggplants, radish, and bottle gourd are some of them which induce passion and hence ever prohibited. But specially prohibited in Shaka vrat are Prohibited ingredients Tamarind Chili Coriander Mustard All types of vegetables Fruits (except Mango) Dry grapes Cardamom ,hing, scented articles. Coconut Nuts like Cashew, etc. Allowed ingredients Pulses (except Bengal gram and fried gram) Pepper Cumin seeds Amla powder Wheat Sesame seeds Ragi Sooji Rava Maida Gingelly oil Ghee Jaggery Sugar Corn Amchur powder (dry mango powder)

Dadhi vrata Shravan Shukla Ekadashi to Bhadrapad Shukla Ekadashi -All items made of curds and curds are prohibited in this period. Ksheer vrata Bhadrapad shukla ekadashi to Ashvayuj shukla ekadashi All items made in milk and by products and milk are prohibited to be used. Dwidala Vrata Ashvayuj Shukla Ekadashi Kartik Shukla Ekadashi all the seeds [ dals ] which break into two when hit with stone [ dicotyledons] are prohibited and all plants sprouted from these are also prohibited , also fruits and vegetable containing multiple seeds are not to be used. This gives control of the senses for longevity. Among the five sense organs the tongue is most vulnerable and susceptible for the temptation and it is very difficult to control. This is the last sense organ ceases its operation before the death. A bath in holy waters,visits to holy places, temples, charities and merits take shelter in Lord Vishnu. One bathing in a river in the Chaturmasa becomes accomplished, and if one bathes in holy waters, ones sins are destroyed. If one mixes sesame seeds and amla powder, takes a bath with this water, he will get purged of all sins.Compassion to living beings is particularly recommended in Chaturmasa and the giving of food, water and cows etc. reading of scriptures and fire sacrifices afford immense religious merit. Giving food bestows the highest religious merit. It can be given at any time of the day; It is a rare virtue to have the inclination to abide by dharma, to serve the saints, have darshana and satsanga of saints to worship Lord Vishnu and practice alms giving in Chaturmasa. If one, for the sake of the Lords pleasure, voluntarily forswears sense-enjoyments dear to ones heart in Chaturmasa, one gets those sense-enjoyments in unlimited quantity. One doing so with full faith gets immense Punya .

One not using metal utensils and taking food on Palasha leaves in Chaturmasa attains to vairagya. One should particularly refrain from taking food in copper utensils during Chaturmasa. Wearing black and blue is prohibited in Chaturmasa. One, who refrains from shaving in Chaturmasa, saves himself from the taptraya. Sleeping on the ground, observing brahmacharya, eating on leaves, fasting, Mauna (silence), japa, meditation and charities in Chaturmasa gives results manyfolds. If one remains steadfast and takes moderate quantities of food only once in a day throughout Chaturmasa, he gets absolved of all sins and goes to Lord Vishnus abode. One eating only a single cereal throughout Chaturmasa is saved from diseases.

One taking only one meal in a day in Chaturmasa attains punya of performing twelve yagyas. One living on milk or fruit alone gets thousands of sinful births destroyed. Complete fasting on one out of fifteen days destroys all ailments of the body and converts all the food taken in past fourteen days into ojas. That is why fasting on Ekadashi is so highly celebrated. Chaturmasa. continuosly fasting for 12 days is known as parak taking a single morsel and increasing each morsel every day uptill Poornima and reducing till Amavasya is known as Krichcha . eating only once in the morning and fasting in evening is known as Nakta Eating in evening and fasting during daytime is known as ekabhukta . All these austerities give complete results in chaturmasa and are multiplied crores of times in absolving heinous sins. It is specifically required to keep the mind engaged in reading shastras during this period , it is known as PARAYANA . It is very easy to attain mantra siddhi during chaturmasa Woman can serve Lord by taking up austerities like making 100000 battis [ wicks lamp] for the lord . Woman can also opt for making 10000 namaskaras to Lord in four months . Ascetics Vow to stay in one place and do not cross city borders , they perform 10000 Tulasi archana to the Lord Anantshayan.

Lord Vishnu sleeps in yognidra during Chaturmasa; therefore, no marriages or other ceremonies or sacrifices with desire of future reward should be performed in Chaturmasa. This four month period is for austerities. Lord gets up from his YOGNIDRA on Utthan DWADASHI [ which is also TULASI VIVAH ].