How to Stay Off a Psychiatric Ward By Anthony Faber Perpetual (C)Copyright (2012 C.E.) By Anthony J.

Fejfar and Neothomism P.C. (PA) and The American People and The People of God and The People First of all, either everyone is mentally ill, or no one is. If you look at the definitions of the top 4 mental illnesses, you will find that virtually everybody could be diagnosed with any of them. Let us take a common American attribute, namely, a belief in the Existence of God

which is held by approximately 98% of the American population: 1. Schizo-Affective Disorder which is Boderline Schizophrenia

Definition: A person who treats his or her ideals as if they are real, Such as: Love, Freedom, Liberty, Justice, Compassion, God, etc. 2. Bipolar or Manic Depression Definition: A person has mood swings from deep sadness to giddy happiness which involves religious delusions and the spending large amounts of money on non necessities Such as: A person who feels good as inspired by the Holy Spirit A person who says, I feel that Christ is in my Heart A person who goes out and buys a fancy sports car Or pick up truck with a charge card and then does not pay A person who buys fur coats and expensive jewelry with a charge card and then does not pay A person who says that Yaweh insists that Jews should rule the world

A person who says that moslems and islam should rule the world A person who says that she is a wiccan witch A person who engages in magical thinking A person who says that the biblical miracles are true A person who believes that God created the World as described in the Book of Genesis A person who says that he or she speaks regularly with a Spirit, or an Archangel, or God, or a Spirit Guide, analogous to the alleged psychic on Oprah Winfrey show on TV, Sylvia Browne A person who says that Jesus of Nazareth is the Son of God A person who says that Mohammed is a Prophet of God A person who believes that Jesus of Nazareth rose from the Dead A person who believes that Mohammed ascended into Heaven from the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem the Hajira A person who believes that the Mother of Jesus, The Virgin Mary was assumed bodily into Heaven at the end of her life A person who believes in the Virgin Birth of Jesus of Nazareth with Mary his Mother alleged to give Birth as a Virgin A belief that the Virgin Mary at Mejugorge speaks to people out loud A belief in athiest materialism

3. Schizophrenia

A major thought disorder Definition: A person who cannot think logically A person who has substantial delusions and or hallucinations Examples: All of those listed above with bipolar manic depression

What does it appear is safe to believe in and thus will help you to stay off a Psychiatric Ward and or to get off a Psychiatric Ward in a short period of time: 1. Be an agnostic, that is, be neutral as the alleged Existence of God 2. Be a moderate relativist 3. Have some sort of martial arts training such as akaido, tai chi, judo

4. Be familiar with practical logic and force the staff or psychiatrist to be logically consistent or state that otherwise he or she is being irrational, shizophrenic, and is committing malpractice 5. Given that nearly everybody is mentally ill, given the definitions above, you can see that psychiatry involves: A. Politics B. The Mafia and extortion and racketeering C. Family vendetta or scapegoating D. Employer black balling E. Scapegoating by a witches coven or a satanic cult F. Scapegoating by a church or other group

Thus, use verbal, non-physical means to force the psychiatrist or psychiatric ward to let as much as possible. If this does not work, then subtly bump into the staff as if you are off balance. Next, start roughing up the staff and the psychiatrist. If this does not work, let the psychiatrist know that you have friends in town that would like to talk with him or her and teach the psychiatrist a lesson.