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Residents of ROMA: The 3 month 'occupy the coliseum ' movement protesting 'General Julius Caesar's 5th Legion'

entering Roma center ended today. 150 Roman citizen's were injured; some suffering scrapes & bruises, 2 required med. treatment, 1, a Greek, was illegally inciting anti-Roma violence, & will be crucified in 4 days. A combined government force, which included segments of Caesar's 5th, cleared the coliseum. Members of the Senate supporting the 'action', led by Senator Brutus, drew fire by liberal politicians & press decrying the brute force used to disperse crowd. Only the 'Christ Scroll Daily, a conservative Christian scroll, supported the government. Senator Brutus extolled, 'Roma & its citizens need the General & his Legion's on Roma's streets. Lawlessness runs wild. Illegal's intimidate. We for 1 are thrilled the legion (banned by original charter) is bivouacked in Roma. Roma has nothing to fear from General Julius Caesar!.'

in unrelated events Altas shrugged &Pompeii

Birth's & deaths: In Bethlehem, in the upscale 'Barn Loft' neighbored, the 1st child of the year was born to Joseph, a carpenter, & his life-mate, Mary. A few miles away at t he same moment, Thomas, an archer, & Tristan, his life-mate adopted a child; they live on the other side of the river. Asked if they were worried about flooding, Thomas, "No. The gods will provide." In Brittany the first child was born to, well they would not give their name, but the child was named, Merlin. Moses, that rascal Jewish mouthpiece died in his sleep earlier, then again later, then just scaled mount 'laws' lugging a whole flatbed stacked with stone tablets shouting: mine mine mine! . He was a young 345 year old. His last words were: beware the ides of March. Nobody could guess at what he meant. Show-biz: the new show, 'the Balls of Hannibal, opened today to scathing reviews; let all Rome remember tho while all around good entertainment the dreaded terroristic still haunts Roma

Righteous action+lit news: The 7th Legion has occupied Afghanistan going on 7 years. We wish to salute our brave men. & asure them the shield & sword manufactories are with them in their hearts. Congrats to General Julius Caesars' long long long anticipated victory in Gaul; all Roma eagerly awaits the novel. Young Octavius (known to friends as Augustus) Caesar, the adopted son of General Julius Caesar, was cited last eve for driving a chariot under the influence; his 29th such citation this holiday week. Cleopatra, m in Rome for the festivities, smiled & said, "boys will be boys. What! We should crucify him.' Daily recap: Rush Bimbo was exiled to Mesopotamia for coining the phrase 'Racism;. Which purports to classify 'citizen's' according to skin color. The court

found this: absurd. The notoriously wealthy Marcus Crassus pointed out when interviewed: Gold separates people, not skin or what country. Rush Bimbo accumulated a fortune selling used chariots . He went on to form the 'We Are Roman,' ultra conservative 'bossiness' political party. In 58 BC, he formed the 'Throwing Stone' party. He is Ethiopian.

this just in: Rome center: 2 Lions escaped. Remember it is illegal to kill lions outside an arena. Please return to proper authorities.

Entertainment news: Gladiator's battles will be held this weekend in Pompeii before moving to the Rome Center. Remember keep an eye on your son's & daughters. Last year pre-teen pregnancies were up. As were the incidence of young men running away to become gladiators. No young men were reported pregnant...despite rumors.

Social news: The 'Real Orgy" club has reopened. JOY! This brings the number of clubs to over 5000 in Roma alone; far to few to handle current population. Remember carnal knowledge is not a right it is a freedom. Protect ur freedoms. Do not support the new age Christian concept of women/men sexual slavery. Now until the day after, The daily Roma;): Coming: Interview with a god!

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