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Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy...? .. .. .. Student: Google is a Girl.....

because it won't let you complete the whole senten ce and start guessing, suggesting... and you ask only one question...but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds... Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in Colleg e... 1st semester: Meri to pehle se hai... 2nd sem: Chalo try karenge 3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai 4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai 5th sem: Bhai kisise intro. to kara... 6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi... 7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna... And Finally With Full Attitude 8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi paraaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya... There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. A Young Couple Were Having Their First Fight And this Was A Big One After A While, The Husband Said: "When We Got Married, You Promised To Love, Honor and Obey" His Bride Replied: "I Know But I Didn't Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All Those People at t he Wedding" Teacher: What will you do after growing up? Student: Facebooking Teacher: NO! I mean what will you BECOME? Student: Admin of Facebook pages ;) Teacher: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up? Student: Facebook Admin Rights Teacher: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS? Student: I create a page for them on FacebooK. 'I MOM & DAD' Teacher: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU? Student: My Facebook password! Teacher: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE? Student: Facebook but never face your books... Ek Tapori Ki Wife: Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha... Tapori: Accha, Kya Bola? . . . . . . . .

Wife: Teri Maa Ki... Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate dekh naukar bola: Madam juice bana rahin ho kya? . . . . . Mallika: Nahin re 1-2 din ke kapde the, toh socha isi mein dho dalu... Delhi Metro shayari: Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap. Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap. . . . Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap. Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap. . . . Doors will open on the left, please mind the gap. Child Dog sex dekh kar: Papa ye kutta kya kar raha hain? Papa: Beta vo kutta kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hain. Child: Lekin is mein GAAND MARNE ki kya jarurat hain. Teacher class mein Pillu se: Zimmedari kya hoti hain? Pillu: Madam agar apke blouse ke 4 button me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo aati hai n, usko Zimmedari kehte hain. Teacher asks little Johnny: What is the opposite of laughing? The student says: sex! The teacher: How can you say that?

Johnny: Laughing is ha ha ha.. Sex is ah ah ah !!! LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But don't worry - we are chain smokers. One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at th e office. "Veronica, I just don't know what to do," Gloria said to her friend at work. "That good-looking Alex in accounting asked me out on a date for Saturday night. Should I go?" "Oh, my God!" her friend exclaimed. "He'll wine you, dine you, and then use any ruse to get you up to his apartment. Then he'll rip off yo ur dress". "What should I do?" asked Gloria. Her friend quickly replied, "Wear a n old dress."