Mom: Tom! Dad: What's the matter? Mom: It's Ferris Look at him Ferris?

Ferris: Bleh Mom: He doesn't have a fever, but his stomach hurts and he's seeing spots. Feel his hands, they're cold and clammy Ferris: I'm fine I'll get up Mom: No! Ferris: I have a test today Mom: Honey, you're not going to school like this Ferris: I must take it I want to go to a good college, so I can have a fruitful life Sister: What's his problem? Mom: He doesn't feel well Sister: Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn Ferris: Jeanie, is that you? I can't see that far Jeanie? Jeanie Sister: Bite the big one, junior Mom: Jeanie, you get to school Sister: If I was bleeding out my eyes, you'd make me go to school its so unfair Ferris: Jeanie, don't be upset with me. You have your health, be thankful Sister: That's it! I want out of this family! Dad: I'll be home at six sharp. If you need anything, call Mom: We love you, sweetie Ferris: I love you, too Mom: Call if you need us Ferris: Oksleeping noises (bursts up) They bought it Introduction! Ferris Buellers Day Off by John Hughes Ferris: Incredible! A terrible performance and they never doubted it for a second. Look outside, how could I be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick day. It's tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten, I'll have to barf up a lung. So I'd better make this one count The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. What you do is fake a stomach cramp. When you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. I do have a test today, that wasn't made up. It's on European socialism. What's the point? I'm not European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists; it still wouldn't buy me a car. Cameron: Hello? Ferris: Cameron, what's happening? Cameron: Very little Ferris: How do you feel? Cameron: Shredded Ferris: Is your mother in the room? Cameron: no where are you? Ferris: I'm taking the day off, come on over Cameron: I can't, stupid, I'm sick. Ferris: That's all in your head. Come on over. Cameron: I feel like crap I can't go anywhere Ferris: I'm sorry to hear that. Now come on over and pick me up Cameron: I'm dying
Ferris: You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do(hangs up).

Ferris: Cameron really needs a day off. He has a lot of things to sort out before he goes to college. When Cameron was in Egypt's land, let my Cameron go.

- Katie Bueller - Edward Rooney, Dean of Students.

I'm so sorry I completely forgot to call

- You know your son isn't in school? - Yes. Ferris is home sick.

I had a meeting this morning. I forgot to call. I'm very sorry.

Are you also aware -

- that Ferris does not have an exemplary attendance record.

What?

He has missed an unacceptable number of school days.

Ferris is not taking his academic growth seriously.

I've spent my morning examining his records

If Ferris thinks he can coast through to graduation, he is sorely mistaken

I have no reservation whatsoever-

- about holding him back another year

- This is all news to me - It usually is

- He has been absent nine times - Nine times?

- Nine times - He hasn't been sick nine times

That's probably because he wasn't sick, he was skipping school

Wake up and smell the coffee

It's a fool's paradise He's leading you down the primrose path

- I can't believe it. - It's right here in front of me

He has missed nine days

I asked for a car I got a computer How's that for being born unlucky?

Grace!

Mr Rooney, Ferris is home and he is very ill

- I debated even leaving him. - Grace!

At this time of year, children are prone to taking the day off

But I can butture you that Ferris is a very sick boy What are you sorry for? I have to live with him

- I heard he's really sick - Who said he's sick?

A bunch of people say he's close to death

I heard that if Ferris dies, he's giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder

He's such a sweetie Got to go

- Hi, Jeanie - Shut up

How desperate is the situation?

Did you see "Alien"?

When the creature was in that guy's stomach?

It feels like that Freshman

- Are you kidding? - Do I sound like I'm kidding?

- It's Ferris Bueller - He got me out of summer school

We appreciate you letting us know how you're doing.

I hope he doesn't die I can't handle summer school

- Give me somebody else - Sure, hold on

- Did you see "Alien"? - Yeah, why?

Hello? Hi, Ferris, how's your bod?

You're dying?

- Is it serious? - I hope not

- I may need a kidney transplant - Crap! Are you upset?

- Excuse me - Will you be alive this weekend?

- Yeah, I'd say so - Great Maybe I'll see you

I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him

With your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody It's true

What is so dangerous about him is that he gives good kids bad ideas

The last thing I need is Bueller disciples running around these halls

He jeopardises my ability to govern this student body

- He makes you look like an butt - Thank you, but you're wrong

He's very popular

Sportoes, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, -

- dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him

That is why I have got to catch him

To show these kids that his example is a first-clbutt ticket to nowhere

Ed! You sounded like Dirty Harry just then

Really?

Thanks, Grace

- You can't make me wait like this - Let me rot in peace.

It's my ninth sick day If I get caught, I won't graduate I'm doing this for you

- Do you know what my diastolic is? - Take some Pepto Bismal

- Get dressed and come on over - Shut up

Hold your water for a second I've got another call Hello?

- Ferris. You sound terrible. - Darn, I thought I was improving.

- Were you sleeping? - Dad, can you hang on for a second?

- Sure, pal

- Hang on

- Cameron, it's my dad - Great Keep me out of it

If you're not over here in minutes, you can find a new best friend

Dad, all this talking has made me kind of light-headed

- I think I ought to lie down - Wrap a hot towel round your head

- Wrap a hot towel round my head? - Make some soup, then get a nap

- Ferris, I love you, pal - I love you, too

I bet Cameron is sitting in his car debating whether or not to go out

He'll keep calling me until I come over

He'll make me feel guilty

This is ridiculous I'll go I'll go

I'll go Crap!

Goddarnit!

Forget it That's it

In what way

does the author's use of the prison

symbolise

the protagonist's struggle?

And how does this relate -

- to our discussion of the uses of irony?

Mr Nolan, may I interrupt, please?

Sloane Peterson, may I have a word with you, dear?

I'm afraid that I am the bearer of bad tidings

Your father called Your grandmother has just pbutted

- No - Oh, darling! Honey

- Dead grandmother?

- That's what Mr Peterson said

I had Florence Sparrow notify the poor little lamb

- Who is this girl going out with? - It's so hard to tell these days

I do see her with Ferris Bueller quite a bit

Would you get me Mr Peterson's daytime number?

- Ed Rooney's Office - This is George Peterson.

Please hold What do you know, it's Mr Peterson

Do you still want his daytime number?

- Ed Rooney - Ed, this is George Peterson.

- How are you today, sir? - Well, we've had a bit of bad luck.

Yeah, I heard I'm all broken up Boy, what a blow

Yeah, it's been a tough morning.

We've got a lot of family business.

If you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane, I'd appreciate it.

Sure, I'd be happy to

You just produce a corpse, and I'll release Sloane

I want to see this dead grandmother first-hand

It's all right, it's Ferris Bueller I'm setting a trap for him

Ed, I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to see a body?

Yeah, roll her old bones over here and I'll dig up your daughter

That's school policy Was this your mother?

No, my wife's mother.

- Ed Rooney's Office - This is Ferris Bueller for Mr Rooney

Hold

I'll tell you what, dipcrap, if you don't like my policies, -

- you can come down here and smooch my big old white butt

- Pucker up, Buttercup What? - Ferris Bueller is on line two

Mr Rooney, I'm not feeling very well today.

Could my sister bring home any buttignments from my clbuttes?

Have a nice day.

Mr Peterson I think I owe you an apology

- I should say you do - I

I think you should be sorry, for Christ's sake

A family member dies and you insult me! What's wrong with you?

Well I really don't know

I didn't think I was talking to you.

You know that I would never deliberately insult you like that

Pardon my French, but you're an butthole! Butthole!

You're absolutely right, sir Find out where she is

- This isn't over yet Do you read me? - Loud and clear, Mr Peterson

- Call me sir, goddarnit! - Yes, sir

That's better.

You mind your P's and Q's, and remember who you're dealing with

Bueller Ferris Bueller

I'm scared What if he recognises my voice?

Impossible You're doing great

Rooney! Rooney, calm down

- Just a moment - Just a little office difficulty

I don't have all day to bark at you, so I'm going to make this short

I want my daughter out in front of the school by herself

- What? - That's too suspicious

- Talk - You!

- Talk! - Rooney! Pay attention

I want you out there with her I want a few words with you

We don't have time to talk right now We'll get together over lunch

- What's wrong with you? - Wait!

- Where's your brain? - Why did you kick me?

How can we pick up Sloane if Rooney is there with her?

I said for her to be there alone and you freaked

I didn't hit you I lightly slapped you

You hit me

Don't ask me to participate in your crap if you don't like the way I do it

You make me get out of bed and come here

You make me make a phoney call to Edward Rooney

The man could squash my nuts

- And you deliberately hurt my feelings - No

I did not deliberately hurt your feelings I didn't

- What are you doing? - See you later I'm going home

- Have a nice life - Cameron, wait a minute

I didn't mean to lose my temper I'm sorry, it was uncalled for

- Seriously? - Yeah

- Here you go

- Thank you

You did screw up though, right?

- Not that it was completely your fault - Why?

To fix the situation, I'm going to have to ask you for a favour

The

Ferrari

GT California

Less than a hundred were made

My father spent three years restoring this car

It is his love It is his pbuttion

It is his fault he didn't lock the garage

Ferris, what are you talking about?

My father loves this car more than life

A man with such priorities doesn't deserve this fine automobile

No

Apparently you don't understand

He never drives it He just rubs it with a diaper

Remember how insane he went when I broke my retainer?

That was a piece of plastic This is a Ferrari

We can't pick up Sloane in your car

Mr Rooney would never believe Mr Peterson drives that piece of crap

- It's not a piece of crap - It is

Don't worry I don't even have a piece of crap I have to envy yours

I'm sorry There's nothing else we can do

- He knows the mileage - He doesn't trust you?

- Never has, never will - This is real simple

Whatever miles we put on, we'll take off

- We'll drive home backwards - No

No, Ferris, forget it I'm putting my foot down

How about we rent a nice Cadillac? My treat

We could call a limo A stretch job with a TV and a bar

Come on, live a little

Let me tell you how deeply saddened I am by your loss

I had a grandmother once Two, actually

"Man hath but a short time to live and is full of misery"

"He cometh up and is cut down like a flower"

"He fleeth as if it were a shadow -

- and never continueth in one stay"

Oh, dear

Between grief and nothing, I'll take grief

Great

Sloane, dear, hurry along now

I guess that's my dad I've got to go

Mr Rooney Ed

- You're a beautiful man - Thank you

I want to thank you for your warmth and compbuttion

Crap!

- Do you have a kiss for Daddy? - Are you kidding?

So that's how it is in their family

- Hi, Cameron, are you comfortable? - Hi, Sloane No

- What are we going to do? - What aren't we going to do?

Don't say we're not going to take the car home

If you had access to a car like this, would you take it back right away?

Neither would I

Ferris, don't go so fast

Save Ferris God bless you You're very generous

Save Ferris Bueller

- Save Ferris? - What?

We're collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney

- Go piss up a flagpole - I'm sorry?

- You should be - Hey!

What if you need a favour someday from Ferris Bueller?

Peterson home on line one Watch your mouth this time

Go suck your hat

We can't come to the phone now. We've had a death in the family.

Ferris Bueller is behind this, there is no doubt in my mind

- Now Sloane Peterson is involved - Her grandmother, too

You pinhead

If you need to reach us, we'll be at the following number.

I did not achieve my position by having a punk leave my cheese in the wind

You have reached the Carlton Brothers Mortuary.

If you leave your name and number, we'll get back to you.

Something is going on, and I'm going to find out what it is

I'm going to catch this kid and put a dent in his future

years from now, when he looks back on the ruin his life has become, -

- he will remember Edward Rooney

- Wrong - What?

Not here We're not leaving the car here

- Why not? - I want the car home where it belongs

- Let's go - What can happen in a garage?

It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong

- A pigeon could crap on it - Calm down

I'll give the guy a fiver to watch it

What guy?

Hey, how are you doing? You speak English?

What country do you think this is?

Okay, I want you to take extra special care of this vehicle

No problem Trust me

- Sir - Come on

Relax

You have nothing to worry about I'm a professional

A professional what?

See what a finski can do to a guy's attitude?

Come on

Bless his little heart

Nine times.

- You think the car's all right? - Sure

- This is the world's tallest building - I don't feel too good

Here, climb up on this

Come on, everybody Cameron

Okay, lean forward against the glbutt like this

- Oh, my God! - Isn't that great?

The city looks so peaceful from up here

Anything is peaceful from

feet

- I think I see my dad - We've got a lot to do Let's go

Crap! The son of a bitch is down there somewhere

- You want to get married? - Sure

Today? I'm serious

- I'm not getting married - Why not?

- Think about it - Besides being too young

Having no place to live

You being the only cheerleader with a husband

- Give me one good reason why not? - Look at my mother and father

- They hate each other - So what?

It's like that car He loves the car, he hates his wife

Thank you

Can we please get out of here? This place gives me the creeps

Why didn't you tell me?

- Hello, may I help you? - You can sure as hell try

I'm Abe Froman, party of three for

- Is there a problem? - You're Abe Froman?

- The sausage king of Chicago? - Yeah, that's me

I'm very busy Why don't you kids go back to the clubhouse?

Are you suggesting I'm not who I say I am?

I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty

- Okay, Abe, let's go - I'm not going anywhere

- No, we'd like to be seated - I'm going to have to call the police

- You're going to call the police? - Yes

- Fine! I'll call them myself - Yes

Call the police This'll be a hoot

Give me the phone I have another call

You touch me, I yell rat Find another phone

Wonderful

I weep for the future

- Ferris, let it go - Please, you've gone too far

You're going to get busted

You can never go too far, and I won't be busted by a guy like that

- Come on, Abe! - Ask for Abe Froman

- Chez Quis? - May I speak to Abe Froman?

- The sausage king of Chicago - Let me check the restaurant

- Could you describe him for me? - Leatherjacket

White T-shirt, sweater vest.

Devastatingly handsome

- Hold on one moment. - Thank you

Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police.

- I appreciate your understanding - Don't think twice

Understanding allows people like us to tolerate a person like yourself

- Thank you - Don't mention it

Enjoy your luncheon

Darling, you were wonderful

Cameron, you thought we wouldn't have any fun Shame on you

Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe Ferris isn't such a bad guy.

After all, I got a car. He got a computer.

Still, why should he get to do whatever he wants?

Why should everything work out for him?

What makes him so goddam special?

Screw him

I used to think that my family was the only one with weirdness in it

Then I saw Cameron's family His home life is really twisted

That's why he's sick all the time It really bothers him

He feels better when he's sick

If I had to live in that house, I'd pray for a disease, too

The place is like a museum It's very beautiful and very cold

You're not allowed to touch anything

Can you appreciate what it must have been like to be there as a baby?

I'm amazed that I got the car out I caught Cameron digging the ride

It's good for him It teaches him to deal with his fear

Plus, I must be honest here

I love driving it It is so choice

If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up

- Thank you - Yes, sir

Jeanie, who's bothering you now?

- Is Mr Rooney in? - No, can I help you?

- I doubt it When is he back? - I don't know

- He's out on personal business - What's that supposed to mean?

I suppose it means it's none of your business, young lady

Nice attitude

- Is Mrs Hagel expecting you in clbutt? - Probably

What an butthole

- Raise your advertising budget - We don't have the money

If you want to sell, you have to spend It's as simple as that

restaurants in the area I pick the one my father goes to

We're pinched for sure

Only the meek get pinched The bold survive Let's go

- Let's surrender - Never

Dave, I'm telling you that it's not the case

- We don't have the money - Dave, you know what it takes

We're going to go heavy on TV We'll lighten up on radio and print

Come on back to my office

We know you've got the money We just have to spend it bonehead!

Bueller.

Lesjeux sont faits. Translation: The game is up

Your butt is mine

Runner at first base, nobody out.

The first hit since the fifth inning, only the fourth hit in the game.

and the count. There's a drive. Left field.

Twisting into foul territory.

I'm really surprised

they didn't go for it in that inning.

- What's the score? - Nothing-nothing

- Who's winning? - The Bears

- I think I broke my thumb - Hey, batter, batter Swing, batter

Do you realise that if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?

Come on, boys, let's go

We'll never get out of here Move!

I hate him

Who is it?

It's Ed Rooney, Ferris I'd like to have a word with you

I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. In my weakened condition -

- I could take a spill down the stairs and suffer further school absences.

- Save it, Ferris Come down here - You can reach my parents at work.

Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern.

- Come down here and talk to me - Have a nice day.

You're in big trouble

Ferris

Ferris

- Who is it? - You know darn well who it is

I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. In my weakened condition -

- I could take a spill down the stairs and suffer further school absences.

You can reach my parents at work.

Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern.

Have a nice day.

Mud

Son of a bitch!

My shoe

Hi, doggy

Stay, boy

Stay Stay!

Sit!

Sit! Heel! Stay!

- We'd better go and get the car - We have until six

I know you don't care, but it does mean my butt

That hurts, Cameron

- What have you seen today? - Nothing good

Nothing! What do you mean, nothing good?

We've seen everything good, we've seen the whole city

We went to a museum and saw priceless works of art

What? What's wrong?

Look over there

- What's he doing? - He's making obscene gestures

What?

- He didn't leave - It really busts my hump

- He didn't ditch us - He might be back at school

- He would not go back to school - He'd do it just to make me sweat

Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to play a little tune for you.

I dedicate it to a man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today.

Cameron Frye, this one is for you.

- Get off the float! - What are you doing?

As long as I've known him, everything works for him

There's nothing he can't handle I can't handle anything

School, parents, the future Ferris can do anything

- I don't know what I'm going to do - College

Yeah, but to do what?

What are you interested in?

Nothing

Me neither

You're crazy!

What do you think Ferris is going to do?

He's going to be a fry cook

Christ

Look what Uncle Ed has for you, you little fucker

Jesus!

Sleep tight, pooch

I knew it!

Well, where is she? This is her daughter

Do you know where she is? Do you know when she'll be back?

Do you know anything?

- Ferris - Bueller

You're psychotic You're out of your mind

I can't believe you went on a goddam parade float!

Okay, wait

"Yeah, this tune is one of my personal favourites"

- A lot of people saw you - You are nailed

Who'd believe I was in a parade?

Anybody who would nail me wouldn't go to a parade

That was so quick

- This looks okay to me, Cameron - It looks great Let's roll

Here you go Thank you

You're a very generous individual Come back anytime

- Watch the seat - Sorry

See you later

We've got to do this again

This is not a phoney call There is an intruder, -

- male Caucasian, possibly armed, in my kitchen

My name's Bueller

You hope my brother's feeling better? I'm in danger!

I am very protective of my body I do not want it violated or killed

I need help!

Speak any English? Dickhead

Excuse me, if you're still in the house, I'vejust called the police.

If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get out real quick.

I also have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes.

Wait, that's my car! I'll move it

He got my keys

You craphead!

I feel pretty good I feel real good

Those guys at the garage were nice I was a little worried about them

It turned out good

Hey

- Cameron - Yeah?

How many miles did you say this thing had on it when we left?

and halfway between three and four tenths

Why? How many miles are on it now?

Here's where Cameron goes berserk

Cameron, are you okay?

Cut that out

Who is it?

I'm sorry, I can't come to the door right now. In my weakened condition -

- I could take a spill down the stairs...

God bless the police I'm saved Thank you, God

- Thank... - I heard that you were feeling ill

headache, fever and a chill

I came to help restore your pluck

'cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

This may very well be for real

He might have blown a microchip or two

He's always been a little keyed up I just wanted to give him a good day

We're going to graduate soon

We'll have the summer He'll work and I'll work

We'll see each other at night and on the weekends

Then he'll go to one school and I'll go to another

Basically that will be it

Sloane's as big a problem

She has another year of high school How do I deal with that?

I was serious when I said I'd marry her I would

Cameron?

Can you hear me?

Cameron, blink if you understand me

Cameron has never been in love Well, nobody has been in love with him

If things don't change for him, he's going to marry the first girl he lays

And she's going to treat him like crap, because she will have given him -

- what he has built up in his mind as the end all, be all of our existence

She won't respect him

You can't respect somebody who kisses your butt It just doesn't work

Ferris, we'd better try something else This isn't working

Are you feeling better, Cameron?

Why don't you come in here?

It's really nice

Cameron, I can flip out real easy, too It's okay

Sooner or later, everybody goes to the zoo

Maybe he's really sick Maybe he isn't just torturing himself

Hey! Hey, Cameron!

Cameron, wake up

Come on, Cameron Wake up!

- What is that? - Ferris Bueller, you're my hero

- That was pretty impressive, man - You son of a bitch

It's not funny

Drugs?

Thank you, no I'm straight

I meant, are you in here for drugs?

- Why are you here? - Drugs

- I don't know why I'm here - Why don't you go home?

Why don't you put your thumb up your butt?

You wear too much eye make-up

My sister wears too much People think she's a whore

- You don't want to talk about it? - With you? Are you serious?

- I'm serious - Blow yourself

All right, you want to know what's wrong?

I know what's wrong I just want to hear you say it

In a nutshell, I hate my brother How's that?

That's cool Did you blow him away or something?

No, not yet

He was ditching school When I went home to check, some guy was there

The cops picked me up for making a phoney call

What do you care if your brother ditches school?

- Everybody else has to go - You could ditch

- I'd get caught - Yes

You're pissed off because he ditches and doesn't get caught, is that it?

- Basically - Basically

- Your problem is you - Excuse me?

Worry about yourself, not about what your brother does

- That's just an opinion - What are you, a psychiatrist?

Keep your opinions to yourself

There's somebody you should talk to

If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle

Oh, you know him

That whole time I was just thinking things over

I was like meditating

Then I sort of watched myself from inside

I realised it was ridiculous being afraid

Worrying about everything Wishing I was dead

All that crap I'm tired of it

It was the best day of my life

I'm going to miss you guys next year

Cameron, can I ask you a question?

Yeah

Did you see me change out of my clothes by the jacuzzi?

Did you?

You saw me? I thought you were catatonic

That's okay I'm not embarrbutted

I better check on the car

Hey, Ferris!

Yeah?

The miles aren't coming off going in reverse

No I thought that might be a problem

We have to open the odometer, roll it back by hand

No, forget it

Forget it

I've got to take a stand

I'm bullcrap

I put up with everything

My old man pushes me around

I never say anything

He's not the problem I'm the problem

I've got to take a stand

I've got to take a stand against him

I am not going to sit on my butt -

- as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life

I'm going to take a stand and defend it

Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it

I'm so sick of this crap

I can't stand him and I hate this goddam car

Who do you love? You love a car

You son of a bitch

Crap

I dented the crap out of it

Good

My father will see what I did I can't hide this

He'll come home and he'll have to deal with me

I don't care I really don't

I'm just tired of being afraid

The hell with him

I can't wait to see the look on his face

What did I do?

- What did I do? - You killed the car

Whoa!

Holy crap!

It's my fault I'll take the heat for it

When he comes home, we'll tell him that I did it He hates me anyway

No, I'll take it

- I'll take it - No, you don't want this much heat

If I didn't want it, I wouldn't have let you take the car

- I made you take that car - I could have stopped you

I want it I'm going to take it, that's it

When Morris comes home, he and I will just have a little chat

It's cool No, it's going to be good

Thanks anyway

This is a shock to me I don't know why she left school

And why would she come up with a story about an intruder?

For whatever reason she did it, she's had a scare

I appreciate you calling We'll have a long talk with her at home

Thank you

- I hope your son is feeling better - Pardon?

Tell him all the guys at the station are pulling for him

Right

- Hi - Don't "hi" me, young lady

I want to get out of here now Now

Okay Fine!

- She's a little hyper - Yeah

Let's not ruin this with a lot of talk, okay?

- You didn't tell me your name - It's Jean

But a lot of guys call me Shauna

- Okay, Jean - Cool

That's great

I'll see you, okay?

Jeanie, now!

- Now! - Okay

- I had a great time today - Yeah, it was pretty cool

Will Cameron be okay?

Yeah, sure, for the first time in his life

He's going to be just fine

You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning

Me? No

Oh, crap!

I have to go

- I'll call you tonight - Okay

- I love you - I love you, too

He's going to marry me

Do you know what it's like to pick up your daughter at the police station?

I was about to close the deal with the Vermont people

I was going to take my commission and buy Ferris a car

What the hell are you doing? Are you trying to kill us?

Look at this mess I'll never get these papers back in order

- Slow down - I can't drive with you yelling at me!

Hi, I'm Ferris Bueller

No, don't get up That smells delicious

- Dinner's ready - What? Who was that?

What's wrong?

Everything I just picked up Jeanie at the police station

She got a speeding ticket and I lost the Vermont deal because of her

Looking for this?

I got you, Ferris

How's Ferris? Let's go in and check on him

I have dreamed about this And this time

you little bastard, I've got you right where I want you

Ferris, we're home

How would you feel about another year at high school?

Under my close,

personal supervision?

Hi

Thank God you're all right We've been worried sick about you

Thank you, Mr Rooney, for driving him home

Go upstairs and get in bed

Scoot!

Can you imagine someone that sick trying to walk home from hospital?

Kids!

By the way, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor

Honey

- He's still awfully warm - How do you feel?

% better, thank you

Don't make me stay home again I want to go to school

I have to graduate in June, and I

Ferris, you're sick Don't push it and make yourself worse

- Maybe you're right, Dad - I know I'm right, pal

- How did you get to be so sweet? - From years of practice

Blanket

Get well

I'm going to get myself settled, then I'll bring you a hot cup of soup

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Life moves pretty fast

If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it