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By Camille Paglia
Dec. 12, 2007 | Is there a lamer duck than George W. Bush? Bumbling and fumbling
even more than usual in his inability to finesse the embarrassing release of an
intelligence report on Iran's stand-down of its nuclear program four years ago,
Bush has seemed moody and unnerved by his marginalization in the news, which is
swamped by sharp primary skirmishes in both parties.
With Vice President Dick Cheney, our Styrofoam iron chancellor, having been rushed
to the hospital the prior week for yet another heart scare, the U.S. government
seemed to have an ominous vacuum at the top. But America's enemies shouldn't
relax: Nothing is more dangerous than the reflexive lashing out of a regime in
decline. Iran is still a mighty big target for an inept administration desperate
for a legacy. Never mind the innocent Iranian civilians who will be slaughtered in
a "surgical" aerial bombardment. Nameless, faceless, they don't matter in the
White House craps game of high-stakes Mideast strategy.
If the "surge" is really working in Iraq, all my fellow Democrats should rejoice,
because it's one more step toward getting U.S. troops the hell out of there. Let
Bush have his face-saving claims of victory -- who cares? Just bring this stupid,
wasteful war to an end. Our brave soldiers and their families have suffered
enough. And the toll in death, mutilation and trauma among hundreds of thousands
of ordinary Iraqis is obscenely high and will never be fully documented. I remain
skeptical about long-term political prospects in Iraq, whose nationhood was a
convenient British fiction after World War I and whose border territory may
eventually be devoured by its neighbors, including Turkey and Iran.
But what does Romney mean by the ongoing threat of a new "religion of secularism"?
The latter term needs amplification and qualification. In my lecture on religion
and the arts in America earlier this year at Colorado College, I argued that
secular humanism has failed, that the avant-garde is dead, and that liberals must
start acknowledging the impoverished culture that my 1960s generation has left to
the young. Atheism alone is a rotting corpse. I substitute art and nature for God
-- the grandeur of man and the vast mystery of the universe.
But primary and secondary education, which should provide an entree to great art
and thought, has declined into trivialities and narcissistic exercises in self-
esteem. Popular culture, once emotionally vibrant and collective in impact (from
Hollywood movies to rock music), has waned into flashy, transient niche
entertainment. The young, who are masters of ever-evolving personal technology,
are besieged by the siren call of materialism. In this climate, it is selfish and
shortsighted for liberals to automatically define religion as a social problem
that needs suppression or eradication. Without spirituality in some form, people
will anesthetize themselves with drink or drugs -- including the tranquilizers
that seem near universal among the status-addled professional class of the
Northeastern elite.
Europe, which has settled into a comfortable secularism, is no model for the
future. The great era of European achievement in arts and letters seems to be
over. There are local luminaries but no towering figures any longer of the stature
of James Joyce, Pablo Picasso, Marcel Proust, Thomas Mann or Ingmar Bergman.
Europe is becoming a museum and tourist trap, as people from all over the world
flock to see the remnants of Europe's royal and religious past -- the conservative
prelude, in other words, to today's slack liberalism.
Searching, for example, for online news about Italy in recent years, I've been
dismayed by its near-total domination by soccer, with archaeological discoveries
and the restoration of Old Master paintings coming in second. The pope flits
hither and thither, but that's it. Is there nothing new in post-Fellini Italian
culture? It's as if Europe, struggling to incorporate massive Muslim immigration,
has retreated into a bubble where the beautiful artifices of the past float like a
mirage. Secularism evidently cannot stimulate creativity as profoundly as religion
does -- whether in the artist's soaring affirmation or angry resistance.
And she's fierce! Michelle in combat goes straight for the jugular. There's none
of that bitter, self-pitying feminazi irony that Hillary indulges in -- as in her
smugly caustic reference in the recent CNN debate to the onerous "impediments"
that women face. (Oh, right -- men are to blame for the privileged Wellesley and
Yale Law grad having failed her D.C. bar exam.)
Salon readers have been asking what my take is on the risqué gossip swirling on
the Web about Hillary and her top aide Huma Abedin (and first reported three weeks
ago in the mainstream press by the Times of London). I think the rumors are
ridiculous. I wouldn't be surprised to hear about college-era bisexual adventures
in the biography of any product of the 1960s, but I just don't buy the crackpot
right-wing hallucination of Hillary the whip-cracking bull dyke. On the other
hand, there's some mighty weird projection onto Hillary smoking up from her hetero
female admirers. I think CNN anchorwoman Campbell Brown should have been fired
after that misty look of submissive adoration with which she bathed Hillary during
her pseudo question at the climax of the CNN debate. What a travesty!
My partner, Alison, and I had the great pleasure of meeting Gennifer Flowers in
person at her cozy nightclub in New Orleans three years ago. (I was speaking about
Tennessee Williams' "Suddenly Last Summer" at the annual Words & Music Festival.)
Flowers strolled around amiably singing and greeting her guests. We were
mesmerized. (Alison got a signed T-shirt for her father.) Even a quarter century
after her Little Rock prime, Gennifer Flowers was one of the most radiant,
charismatic people I have ever seen in my life. We were in no doubt about her
hypnotic buxom appeal to the roving-eyed young Bill. Check out these photos from
the year we saw her: Flowers is making a courtesy call on "BOOBS! The Musical."
Now y'all be sure to enlarge!
There was an excellent Op-Ed in the Philadelphia Inquirer last week about the
urgent national need for technical education -- which has been a recurrent theme
in my Salon columns for a decade. Walt Gardner, who taught public school for 28
years in Los Angeles, calls for a "shift in our attitude to grant career and
technical education the same recognition, respect and value that we reflexively
accord academic education."
Gardner predicts severe dislocations for the college-educated middle class over
the next two decades: "Auto mechanics, plumbers, and electricians will be earning
a comfortable living and deriving deep satisfaction from their work, while many
graduates from marquee-name colleges will find themselves unemployed when their
jobs are off-shored."
Exactly! And as a career college teacher, I want to insist yet again that the
general education offered by American public high schools and even elite colleges
and universities has become blatantly mediocre and not worth the price. Soaring
tuition costs are a national scandal that the presidential candidates have failed
to systematically address. Families and students themselves have incurred
monstrous debts in their deluded search for brand-name cachet, which only
marginally relates to a quality education. The college admissions race in the
United States is a gigantic marketing scam that most mainstream journalists,
desperate to get their kids into the overrated Ivy League, have shamefully
neglected.
Al Gore got the Nobel Prize this week for his role as chief propagandist in
spreading global warming hysteria into every nook and cranny of credulous minds. I
expect that this baseless panic, like all fads, will evaporate when apocalypse
doesn't arrive on schedule. Meanwhile let's focus on legitimate practical issues
-- such as the grotesque volume of pollution belched by big-rig trucks, which in
the absence of an efficient interstate rail system in the U.S. are absurdly
carrying freight for thousands of miles from coast to coast. Exhaust from family
SUVs is nothing compared to the environmental damage wrought by trucks, whose
massive weight and deadline-driven high speeds also constitute an unacceptable
risk to passenger vehicles on the highway.
For a gander at nature's pollution in action, behold this striking video of Mount
Etna erupting in Sicily six years ago:
Those poison gases are no slouch. The massive, chattering booms give one some idea
of how terrifying volcanoes were to ancient peoples and how eruptions were thought
to be messages from an angry god in his gloomy underworld. Nature is not our
victim but an awesome, uncontrollable force.
Don Imus' return to radio last week (after eight months in exile following a
racial slur) unfortunately meant the destruction of the popular and long-running
"Curtis and Kuby" show at New York's WABC. Ron Kuby, a radical criminal defense
and civil rights lawyer, protested his termination in a scathing piece in Newsday
that denounces the national syndication trend for its stifling of dissenting local
radio voices.
I was a regular listener to Kuby's always lively show, and I'm not happy with
Imus' low energy and somnolent pace, which isn't tailored to urban drive time.
Curtis Sliwa often got on my nerves with his adolescent bravado, mockery of Muslim
names, and trafficking in degrading Italian stereotypes. But Ron Kuby is a mensch
-- one of the most intelligent and articulate men in American broadcasting. Plus
he loves beer! I will miss him.
I was sorry to read about the death of Jane Rule, an American writer who became a
Canadian citizen.
Elizabeth Hardwick's death, like Norman Mailer's, marked the passing of an era.
(I've written a tribute to Mailer for Rolling Stone's end-of-year coverage.) As an
arch-insider of the East Coast literary world, Hardwick was a superb role model
for women writers -- cultured and sophisticated without being pretentious; learned
without being turgid and academic.
I thought quite a bit about Hardwick as I was writing my commentary on Robert
Lowell's "Man and Wife" for "Break, Blow, Burn." The poem is a harrowing ode to
Hardwick, who nursed her manic-depressive husband through crisis after crisis. I
met her on just one occasion in 1974, when she came to speak at Bennington
College, my first teaching job. Then chairman of the speakers committee, I was
trying to repair my reputation after the fiasco of Susan Sontag's visit the prior
year. (See "Sontag, Bloody Sontag" in "Vamps & Tramps." ) Hardwick could not have
been classier or more gracious to her student audience -- what a contrast to the
entitled attitude of the surly, snobbish Sontag.
Reading in her obits about Hardwick's central role with the New York Review of
Books gave me a gust of déjà vu. Oh, I remember the New York Review of Books --
it's something I subscribed to faithfully in the 1970s and '80s. I had to jog
myself to recall that it's still being published. The NYRB is now a fringe
periodical that I never see anywhere and hardly hear mentioned. When one of its
articles ends up posted by chance online, my eyes cross at its dreary, archaic
verbosity. What a small, incestuous world its readers and writers inhabit.
Of course, I could say that about the New Yorker too -- another publication I
literally never see anywhere except in airports. I've never been a fan of the New
Yorker (except for its cartoons) in any of its incarnations. All that precious,
fussy, gassy prose. I listen to real American voices all day long -- on sports
radio, political talk radio and 24-hour news. And ever since the birth of Salon in
1995, I've been a creature of the dynamic Web. Those people at the New Yorker and
the New York Review of Books are living in an airless cultural void.
On to something far more exciting -- it's Pattie Brooks singing that disco
classic, "After Dark," from the soundtrack of "Thank God It's Friday" (1978). What
silky vocal lines and rapturous lyrics: "The moonlight, the music, and you ... The
night has fallen, and the moon is shining near ... The music is you." Those
thunderous, drilling, midpoint congas! That exquisite, soaring, farewell glissando
with the silvery, tinkling chimes!
Now here's Pattie Brooks last year introducing a new remix of "After Dark." She
looks fabulous -- showing a ton of leg and a veritable ripe-fruit basket of bosom
and butt. Whew! But what's happened to the song? It's been given the standard
current gay club treatment -- an impersonal, mechanistic pounding. All the
lyricism, romance, attunement to nature, and artistic touch are gone. Are we
hearing the baleful influence of crystal meth on the gay male world? An obsessive
focus on hard partying and status display? Just asking.
Let's end with a bang. A Salon reader in Germany who signs himself Bougle Fragts
sent this amazing video of Sandra Bernhard and Tom Jones on Bernhard's 1992 HBO
special, "Sandra After Dark." (WARNING, as per Perez Hilton: If you are easily
offended, then do not click here!)
Fragts says of the clip, "This is like when sex was provocative instead of being a
given, and Bernhard still is. So much so, Tom Jones can't keep up and looks too
slow." Bernhard's parodic, scantily clad, randy showgirl turn is a mind-boggling
demonstration of sheer sassy athleticism.
I asked Sandra for permission to use the video here. (I've known her for years and
interviewed her onstage this fall at the University of the Arts, where she was a
smash success.) Giving her imprimatur, Sandra mused about "Sandra After Dark":
can you imagine that now? with all the dumbed down, crystal methed, paris
hiltoned, britney speared, one note american idol deal or no dealed fucked up
shrunken world view people wandering around in some prescription stupor
i want sexy upscale fun angie dickinson, burt bacharach martini whispering in
red velvet banquetted steak houses burt reynolds in the centerfold of cosmopolitan
magazine