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Cost: Priceless HACIENDAS HIGHLY IRREGULAR DAILY Edition 05, April 29 2012
TRI-VOLLEY TALKIES
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The results seem to be satisfactory, said Abhis private assistant. However, my boss has been working hard over the past week on improving the drug and making it more potent than it already is. This explained the disappearance of Abhi from the volleyball court for the past week. Reports also indicate that Abhi is planning to inject it into his teammates through the water and food that will be brought to the tournament venue. It is believed that the newer enhanced version of Temper Mental X will be able to induce uncontrolled hyperactivism and anger and words like Kya ho raha hai yaar within 5 minutes of the drug hitting the bloodstream. It is also believed largely by the masses that Abhi might have also used one of his teammates as well for the tests apart from himself. This comes after a one of his teammates started getting angry and hyper on the volleyball court in the recent past. However, Chemical Abhi had gone into hiding and was unavailable for any comments.
NEWS ROUND-UP
Spikerzz-II, the TPS Volleyball tournament is all set to begin on May 5 . The competition is expected to be fierce between 5 teams- PM Srinis Titans, Pradeeps Patriots, Abhis Phoenix, Raghus Silent Killers and Azads BlackHawks. Many players who are not showing up on the court are believed to be practicing hard on Xbox Kinect. Srini has lived up to his reputation of manager by making sure everyone of his team is available for practice. According to unconfirmed reports, he had issued a threat to all that if they were not available, he would give them a 2 hour tele-coaching. With the number of injuries in Raghus team increasing, he was contemplating changing the name of his team from Silent Killers to Pain Killers. Apparently, his team has injuries ranging from sprains to surgeries. Pradeep is finding it very difficult to instill patriotism in his team Patriots. It Looks like it is May Day(s) for him the entire month.Reports say that he has taken a tough stance and is going to send a pirated copy of PM Srinis coaching sessions to his team. TPS team defeated the external Blackhawk team convincingly in a friendly grudge match last weekend. The defeated team blamed TPS for planting a parasite in their team. Dinesh, now a former member of TPS, has decided to follow his once-roommate, Hari. He left the team last week. He was so much pumped up to do so that he gifted TPS an air pump as a token of respect. The TPS family wishes him the best of the best in his future endeavors.
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And since we all know that wind changes direction very often, he continued, it will be the wind that will be the deciding factor of the final destination even though the tickets were booked for Florida. In fact, our tagline is You never know where you land We are also introducing the best in class in-flight entertainment system. The passengers will be treated with sumptuous amounts of Rajnikanth jokes which no other airline can rival said Vijay with a beaming smile on his countenance. Talking about the marketing strategy, he told that he was lobbying with the powerful TPS to make CA their transporter of choice. We will give complimentary round trip tickets to Florida for the members of TPS. You never know, they might just get lucky and land right over Niagara! A competitor, on the condition of anonymity expressed confidence that their business will not be impacted. I just hope the round trip flight does not go round and round in circles over the Hacienda volleyball court he said with a wink of an eye.