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Yellow Blister
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Fifty-two cows are killed after lightning hits a wire fence
In September, 53 cattle were killed by lightning in Katosi, Uganda. They had been seek-
ing shelter underneath trees, according to local reports.
Lightning hits the earth an average 100 times per second, or 8.6 million times a day.
Each spark of lightning can reach over five miles in length, soar to temperatures of ap-
proximately 50,000 degrees Fahrenheit, and contain 100 million electrical volts.
Weather officials estimate the United States alone receives up to 20 million lightning
strikes per year from as many as 100,000 thunderstorms.
The odds of being struck by lightning are approximately 1 in 576,000 and the chance of
actually being killed by lightning is about 1 in 2,320,000.
However, experts say working or playing in open fields; boating, fishing, and swimming;
working on heavy farm or road equipment; playing golf; taking a shower; talking on a con-
ventional telephone; and repairing or using electrical appliances are all activities that
should be avoided during storms.
Villagers from Julah in Tejakula, Buleleng, tow (see photo) a pregnant cow behind a boat
into open sea as part of a local traditional ritual.
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The cow, which is five months pregnant, was thrown out
to the sea about 3 kilometers from land Monday. The vil-
lagers believe the animal was impregnated by a village
elder.
In line with customary regulations, the perpetrator, identified only as PS, 70, was sanc-
tioned to fund the expensive ceremony, which aimed to cleanse him of any bad influ-
ences.
Luh Ketut Suryani, a professor and activist, deplored the sancation against PS.
She said drowning a cow was baseless because sexual intercourse between a human
being and am animal could not cause pregnancy due to the different chromosomes and
genes of the two.
"The cow is not guilty, why shoud it be drowned? Why don't just use a symbol like what
was done by the perpetrator?" she said.
Suryani's said she was concerned dealt with the financial situation of the owner, who
lives below the poverty line.
"The cow, which has a high price, had to be thrown away. It will be a pity for the owner,
who is already poor and is now forced to lose his priceless belonging."
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Bungling contractors painted yellow lines AROUND Paul McCarthy's car while he was on
holiday.
The 31-year-old was stunned when he returned from a weekend away to find his once
legally parked motor marked out for attention on Hyde Terrace in Woodhouse.
Traffic wardens have slapped three £70 fines on it and the bar manager who lives in the
centre of city is now in a wrangle with Leeds City Council.
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Paul said: "The traffic warden had given
me three parking tickets. I've told the
council to say I've no intention of paying
the fines."
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Bumming Around
A Desperate Plea
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Baby Wee Wee
John Smith, committee chairman and a primary school headteacher, said: “It was not a
whim, it was a considered decision.
“Last year, a child brought a full-size broomstick and another child got hurt.
“It’s common practice when you have children running round you don’t have broomsticks
or forks."
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But Sally Cowley, a 39-year-old mother-of-two, who runs Boxted mother and toddler
group, said: “I think it’s sad it has come to this.
“I think we need to really think sensibly about things before we ban them, rather than be-
ing pushed into doing something because someone says something might happen.”
A spokesman for the Pre-school Learning Alliance added: “Banning broomsticks at a Hal-
loween party, however well-meaning, is taking health and safety a little to the extreme.”
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Gummi Lighthouses
Holy Spirit
The service was delayed for two hours after the 26-year-old victim, hunting for his lost
telephone, fell prey to the powerful suction system which drains the loos on board, the rail
network's regional office said.
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But police admit they are even baffled about the identity of the muppet.
The No.1 suspect is Animal – the manic drummer from The Muppet Show’s house band
The Electric Mayhem.
But several residents of Sesame Street are also in the frame, including the lovable mon-
ster Grover and Bert’s rubber-ducky-loving sidekick Ernie.
Now police have released one of the photographs in the hope someone will recognise the
furry speed demon.
A German police source said: “The number plate is not enough. We need clear evidence
of who is driving the vehicle too.
“But because this is a British vehicle we can never get a decent picture. The driver has
obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat.
“This may be an example of the famous British sense of humour but it is still dangerous
driving.
“The driver has been caught on camera on several occasions and the puppet is on the
passenger seat every time. We suspect he positions the toy deliberately before accelerat-
ing past the camera.”
The photo released by police was taken on August 8 this year on Bayreuth’s busy A9
road at 11:11am.
It clearly shows the reckless muppet accelerating to 155 kilometres per hour on his way
to the German capital Berlin.
As the speed limit on the road is 120 kmph, the driver is due for three points on his li-
cence and a €50 fine.
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"He said he had two passengers but he couldn't open the doors - and then he got cut off."
Police, fire and ambulance services rushed to the lake and found the driver and his pas-
sengers perched on the top of the mini-bus's roof.
The trio were taken to hospital after the accident but released after treatment for shock.
"There used to be a road there until last year until the local water company flooded the
valley to build a new reservoir lake," said one police source.
"It seems that the GPS hadn't been updated and was still showing a usable road running
through where the lake now is. It's a huge lake and it's hard to imagine how you could ig-
nore or not see it, but he certainly managed it.
"The driver had such faith in his sat-nav that he didn't even notice all the traffic signs say-
ing the road had been closed," they added.
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Time for...
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Man drives drunk to protest drunk driving charge
An Austrian man, charged with drink driving, drove to a police station to complain about
the charge whilst drunk, officials said on Monday.
The 65-year-old had his driving license and car keys first taken away from him on Sunday
after driving while over the alcohol limit in the northern city of Linz.
He then went home, picked up his spare car keys, went back to the abandoned car and
drove to police headquarters to explain why he was unhappy with the charge.
"When the driver tried to show police officers what had happened the first time, they de-
tected he was still under the influence of alcohol," police said in a statement. The driver
was charged a second time.
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The drink, called Liquid Smoking, has already proved a hit in the Netherlands where it
has been on sale for a year.
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Dutch suppliers United Drinks and Beauty Corporation, hopes the
drink will be on sale here before Christmas as they aim to target
the opposite end of the energy drinks market.
The manufacturers say it does not contain the drug nicotine, but
rather a mix of roots from South African plants which is said to
give "a slight energising effect, followed by a euphoric sense of
calming and relaxation."
It has less than 21 calories per 275ml can and would cost £1.50
in the shops.
Although there will be no lower age limit to buy it, the makers be-
lieve it should not be drunk by anyone under 15.
United Drinks Chief Executive Martin Hartman said: "The product we have developed has
got similar properties to nicotine, so we are trying to help people out who are affected by
the ban on nicotine People might use this instead of a cigarette or tobacco to help the
cravings.
He added: "It will take the edge off of a need for nicotine for between one to four hours.
"I think it will help people who feel the need for nicotine in bars, restaurants, long-haul
flights and on the train."
Amanda Sanford, from Action on Smoking and Health said: "Although we welcome any-
thing which is a genuine alternative [to nicotine], many of these are totally unregulated
and we only have the manufacturer's word about what they contain.
"We would be concerned about any health claims that are unsubstantiated, and at this
stage we wouldn't encourage people to buy them."
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An ornamental garden dog sparked an animal cruelty probe after it was mistaken for a
neglected pooch.
A dozy passer-by called the SSPCA after spotting the life-size “whippet” tied to a fence
with an empty food bowl and a CIGARETTE stuck in its mouth.
But incredibly, they failed to notice the brown mutt was actually a statue, and an SSPCA
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inspector was sent round to owner Anne Wright’s house to probe the neglect allegations.
Last night Anne, 45, of Blantyre, Lanarkshire, said: “The ornament, which I call Priscilla,
looks realistic, but this is hilarious.
“I can’t believe someone actually thought I’d abandoned a real dog. I don’t even have a
real dog. I have a cat called Elvis.
“My son Gary found a card from the SSPCA behind our door last Friday morning. It turns
out someone had reported me for leaving a dog in my garden without food or shelter.”
Production operator Gary, 24 — who tied the pooch to the garden fence — added: “At
first, I thought someone was at it. Then I phoned the SSPCA and was told an Inspector
had been out.
“The woman took my details and I told her we don’t have a dog — we have an ornament
that sits outside in the garden with a broken ear and a food bowl. She burst out laughing.”
Anne bought the £17 stone statue from a TV shopping channel three years ago.
It originally sat under the window in her living room, but she moved it outside three
months ago when its ear broke off.
SSPCA Chief Superintendent Mike Flynn said: “We investigate all allegations of cruelty.”
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Posted by goldenlad at 07:46AM (UTC)
The proposal is part of an exhaustive list of new criteria the ministry has come up with to
ensure that Vietnam's drivers are in good health. As news of the plan hit the media this
week, Vietnamese expressed incredulity.
"It's ridiculous," said Tran Thi Phuong, 38, a Hanoi insurance agent. "It's absurd."
"The new proposals are very funny, but many Vietnamese people could become the vic-
tim of this joke," said Le Quang Minh, 31, a Hanoi stockbroker. "Many Vietnamese wo-
men have small chests. I have many friends who won't meet these criteria."
It was unclear how the ministry established its size guidelines, and an official there de-
clined to comment.
The average Vietnamese man is 1.64m (5ft 4in) tall and weighs 55kg (121lb). The aver-
age Vietnamese woman is 1.55m tall and weighs 47kg.
The draft, which must be approved by the central government to become law, would also
prohibit people from driving motorbikes if they suffer from array of health conditions like
enlarged livers or sinusitis. The rules would cover the vast majority of Vietnam's 20m mo-
torbikes. It would not apply to car or truck drivers.
Motorbikes account for more than 90% of the vehicles on Vietnam's roads, and many
workers in the nation of 85 million need them to do their jobs.
When Nguyen Van Tai, a motorbike taxi driver, heard about the proposal, he immedi-
ately had his chest measured. Much to his relief, Tai beat the chest limit by 7cm.
"A lot of people in my home village are small," said Tai, 46. "Many in my generation were
poor and suffered from malnutrition, and now the ministry of health wants to stop us from
driving to work."
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Vietnamese bloggers have been poking fun at the plan, envisioning traffic police with
tape measures eagerly pulling over female drivers to measure their chests.
"From now on, padded bras will be bestsellers," said Bo Cu Hung, a popular Ho Chi Minh
City blogger.
Newspapers were inundated with letters today from concerned readers who worried that
they wouldn't measure up.
"I'm not heavy enough. What am I going to do?" Le Thu Huong asked in a letter to the
Tuoi Tre newspaper. "And what about people whose chests are small? Most of them are
too poor to afford breast implants!"
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"When the boy asked what he was supposed to do without a phone, Tanyongana de-
cided to hand over his own phone, complete with contact details and photos."
Police used the information to trace 21-year-old Tanyongana, of Risdens, Harlow, and
linked two other robberies to him using CCTV evidence.
The first was an attempted robbery from a disabled man between Hertford East and
Ware stations in May 2007, where Tanyongana grabbed his victim by the throat because
he would not hand over his mobile phone.
The second offence took place on a train between Broxbourne and Harlow Town in Janu-
ary.
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Tanyongana attempted to befriend his victim, a 13-year-old boy, by engaging him in cas-
ual conversation about his phone.
The victim handed his phone over to Tanyongana to look at, but when he asked for it
back he was told, "No. You've been robbed."
Tanyongana pleaded guilty to two counts of robbery and one count of attempted robbery.
DC Pine added: "It's a nice boost to the investigation when key pieces of the puzzle have
already been laid out for you.
"It was a combination of Tanyongana's own stupidity and good police work that led to him
being arrested just hours after the offence."
Other lost property items included 800 pieces of jewellery, 237 mobile phones, thou-
sands of caps and a prosthetic ear.
The ride, which reaches speeds of up to 44mph (70km/h), opened on 4 April 1980.
Riders are turned upside down twice within three seconds - which probably explains the
large amount of lost items found below.
The Staffordshire amusement park said it was used to dealing with more than 5,000
items of lost property, such as car keys, money and mobile phones.
Russell Barnes, divisional director, said: "As the Corkscrew is the oldest rollercoaster in
the park, we were expecting to find some strange items when we started clearing the
Corkscrew area but a prosthetic leg definitely tops the list as the most bizarre.
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"If anyone has any information on the missing leg, we would be keen to hear from them."
The rollercoaster, which was the first double-looped ride in Europe when it opened, will
run for the last time on 9 November.
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The adverts actually feature the 1982 cover by Joan Jett, but Glitter is set to get the
money in royalties.
However, the deal has angered child protection organisations in the US.
A spokesperson for Child Abuse-watch.net says, "It shows a distinct lack of sensitivity."
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Posted by goldenlad at 06:12PM (UTC)
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Freak bike accident
The prognosis is good. He has to go back to the trauma surgeon on Friday to work out
plans for a skin graft.
Apparently there may have been a line of riders, maybe 6 - 10 riders, two abreast, going
approximately 25 mph, and the rider’s bike in front of him kicked up a branch, and you
can see the results. The branch did not have a spear point at the end that went through
his leg. That is why it broke his bone.
Imagine the pain. This happened a couple of weeks ago. He is going to be fine.
Be careful while riding your bike. You never know what can happen.
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Posted by goldenlad at 09:00AM (UTC)
Denton police arrested a man Wednesday night after he al-legedly shoplifted a tube of 19
male enhancement cream in a store and then decided to try it out.
A loss-prevention officer in a store in the 1500 block of South Loop 288 called police
about 9 p.m. The officer said he saw the suspect pick up a $24 tube of cream and then
walk to another section of the store, where he took the tube out of its box and put it into
his pocket.
Then the suspect walked into the men’s room, the report states. The officer followed him.
The suspect walked into a stall and the officer could hear him removing the lid from the
tube, according to the report. After using the cream, the man re-turned to the main area
of the store.
The officer watched as the man then walked to the Barbie Doll aisle of the toy section
and exposed himself twice. Then he went back into the men’s room and used the cream
again, ac-cording to the report.
Arriving officers saw the man again in the store, where he exposed himself several more
times, according to the report.
The officers arrested the suspect on theft and indecent exposure charges.
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South Korea's Constitutional Court ruled on Thursday that only the visually impaired can
be licensed masseurs in the country, upholding a law set up a century ago despite argu-
ments it infringed on free employment rights.
The law was established in 1912 when Korea was under Japanese colonial rule to help
guarantee the blind a livelihood, according the to the Korean Association of Masseurs,
which now has about 7,100 visually impaired people as members.
"The regulation is meant to provide visually impaired people with an opportunity to have a
personally rewarding occupation, and assure that they have means to earn a living; thus,
the purpose of the legislation is well justified," the court said in its decision.
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out a niche but it adds to discrimination in the workplace because it makes employers in
other fields less likely to hire the visually impaired.
The group of visually impaired masseurs has led protests over the court case, with three
blind masseurs committing suicide since 2006.
"The court decision is not only a verdict on our right to live but also a measure of South
Korea's conscientiousness," said Lee Gyu-seong from the association.
Unlicensed masseurs can face fines ranging from several hundred to several thousand
dollars and even a short stint in prison.
They won a 2006 court decision to overturn the law but parliament redrew the measure in
a way that continued the monopoly for the blind as licensed masseurs.
The court said the current law should not be seen as a permanent fix and called on legis-
lators to find a compromise.
Police have said some of the unlicensed massage parlours are fronts for prostitution, but
there is much larger demand for legal, above-the-board massages.
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The crash nearly split the car in two but the men inside, both in their 30s, survived relat-
ively undamaged.
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Enid Blyton regularly featured them in her famous books, including the Noddy series.
In recent years the golliwogs have been "cleansed" from the novels as many people
began to see them as a crude racial stereotype.
But Miss Endecott said she will continue to sell the dolls alongside the Blyton books,
teddy bears and bottles of ginger beer.
She said: "Around here it is accepted that a golliwog is a soft toy associated with Enid
Blyton. I genuinely think most people don't associate them with black people.
"No offence has ever been intended by me and therefore none should be taken.
"My customers aren't members of the BNP or the National Front. They don't cuddle golli-
wogs and turn into racist bigots, who we all detest."
Miss Endecott, who is of Indian origin, added: "There is plenty of real racism to get
worked up about than to argue over the merits of a soft toy."
The golliwog first appeared in a children's story by the writer Florence Kate Upton and
was popularised in Britain when jam manufacturer Robertsons adopted it as a symbol for
its products in 1910. They dropped it in 2001.
In Blyton's Noddy books, the golliwog owner of the garage in Toytown has been replaced
by a Mr Sparks while the book The Three Golliwogs is now The Three Bold Pixies.
Pauline Burnett-Dick, 52, who bought a golliwog from the shop in Corfe Castle, Dorset,
which was immortalised in the Famous Five novels, said: "They are part of my childhood
and it ridiculous
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NOOO Palins!
A public toilet in Munich which has been transformed into an art museum has attracted
hundreds of people in the first days after opening, a spokesman for the city's tourism
agency said on Thursday.
Built in 1894, the toilet house was originally constructed to serve nearby households
which lacked necessary facilities.
After being in use for over a hundred years, the toilets were locked up in 1992 because
they were very rarely used.
"On the night we opened, around 800 people came to see our work," initiator of the mu-
seum project, Mathias Koehler told Reuters.
He said that a toilet was a great place for artistic expression because art is a form of re-
lief in the same way that going to the toilet is.
The art exhibited is mainly graffiti often with a political theme. Examples include images
of Barack Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel flanking a urinal in the corner of
the room. Four artists contributed their work to the exhibition.
Although the 70-square meter museum is only temporary, Koehler said he could not rule
out making it permanent if public interest remains high.
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"When they're proofing signs, they should really use someone who speaks Welsh," said
journalist Dylan Iorwerth.
Swansea Council became lost in translation when it was looking to halt heavy goods
24 vehicles using a road near an Asda store in the Morriston area
All official road signs in Wales are bilingual, so the local authority e-mailed its in-house
translation service for the Welsh version of: "No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residen-
tial site only".
The reply duly came back and officials set the wheels in motion to create the large sign in
both languages.
The notice went up and all seemed well - until Welsh speakers began pointing out the
embarrassing error.
Welsh-language magazine Golwg was promptly sent photographs of the offending sign
by a number of its readers.
Managing editor Mr Iorwerth said: "We've been running a series of these pictures over
the past months.
"They're circulating among Welsh speakers because, unfortunately, it's all too common
that things are not just badly translated, but are put together by people who have no idea
about the language.
"It's good to see people trying to translate, but they should really ask for expert help.
"Everything these days seems to be written first in English and then translated.
A council spokeswoman said: "Our attention was drawn to the mistranslation of a sign at
the junction of Clase Road and Pant-y-Blawd Road.
"We took it down as soon as we were made aware of it and a correct sign will be re-in-
stated as soon as possible."
The blunder is not the only time Welsh has been translated incorrectly or put in the wrong
place:
• Cyclists between Cardiff and Penarth in 2006 were left confused by a bilingual road sign
telling them they had problems with an "inflamed bladder".
• In the same year, a sign for pedestrians in Cardiff reading 'Look Right' in English read
'Look Left' in Welsh.
• In 2006, a shared-faith school in Wrexham removed a sign which translated the Welsh
for staff as "wooden stave".
• Football fans at a FA Cup tie between Oldham and Chasetown - two English teams - in
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2005 were left scratching their heads after a Welsh-language hoarding was put up along
the pitch. It should have gone to a match in Merthyr Tydfil.
• People living near an Aberdeenshire building site in 2006 were mystified when a sign
apologising for the inconvenience was written in Welsh as well as English.
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Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city’s Northern
General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been
hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and
on to a potato.
She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged any-
one contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn’t shine to think again.
“Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the per-
son having to use a colostomy bag as a result.”
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Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer
surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some
unusual accidents.
“But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.”
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No Grandma's Ride
Jedi Squirrels
A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was de-
liberately smeared on the seat.
Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with
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the man attached.
Toilet re-installed
It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.
An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday
but they were unable to free the man.
"With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed
from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said.
The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.
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Mother sets up camp in MFI bed department to show anger at lost furniture
They spent half an hour snuggled up in the double bed before being spotted by the
store's bemused manager.
Ms Ahmad, a research scientist, has been sleeping on her bedroom floor since the first
week of September while waiting for MFI to deliver £750 set of bedroom furniture.
She ordered a double bed, two wardrobes and a mirror during a sale in July, but six
weeks later has only received half the flat pack furniture she purchased.
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Ms Ahmad complained to MFI which promised - and failed - to deliver the furniture anoth-
er two times, before telling her the items she wanted had been discontinued.
The company said they could locate the missing items and deliver them if Shahana was
prepared to wait until October 29.
Ms Ahmad, from Teversham, Cambs., said: 'I am a professional lady and this is not
something I would normally do but I have been driven to this. We wanted to see what my
daughter's pretty pink clothes looked like hanging up in a wardrobe and how it feels to
sleep on a bed, which we haven't had for months.
'I am a grown woman and a scientist but I have been literally reduced to tears by MFI and
I am at my wits end. All I want is my furniture but head office will not listen to me.'
Ms Ahmad was so excited to be revamping her room she threw out her old bed and
wardrobe before the expected delivery.
But instead she has been left with nearly 200 kilos of flat pack furniture lying around her
house - which she cannot assemble because it is incomplete.
She said: 'I haven't got space in my house for 200 kilos of furniture - I have a little toddler
and she has nowhere to play. I am not living in a home, I am living in an MFI warehouse.'
The manager at MFI furniture centre Cambridge has now offered her a refund or the
same furniture in a different range following the protest.
Ms Ahmad said: 'If I wanted a refund I could have had it two months ago - instead they
made me wait.'
A spokesman for MFI said: 'MFI sincerely regrets the issues that Miss Ahmad has experi-
enced with delivery of her bedroom furniture and we offer our full apologies for the incon-
venience incurred. Miss Ahmad has ordered several items which were out of stock and
have now been discontinued.
'The local showroom manager has been in contact with Miss Ahmad and is taking the
necessary steps to ensure her complete satisfaction by offering a full refund of her order,
or alternative items from our new ranges.'
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Bouncing tits
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Posted by goldenlad at 12:39PM (UTC)
Frog vs Snake
"I considered jumping in to save him, but his last breath was literally being squeezed from
him as we approached," she told The Cairns Post.
She said the python then took about two hours to complete his meal after "one false
start" with another half hour to enjoy his spoils before moving on.
"It was difficult to watch but at the same time mesmerising," Ms Lane said.
"It was just so clever how it used his upper coils to get the wings aligned so it could swal-
low the whole thing."
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Pensioners told tea-time chats in the park are 'anti-social' - and unless they talk quietly their
benches will be removed
The housing association which owns their homes says it has received several com-
plaints over the past two years about noise from the group, the oldest of whom is aged
96.
It is warning them that the four benches they sit on could be removed unless the friends
keep it down.
Yesterday one of the pensioners - who is recovering from a stroke and has had 45 opera-
tions over the years - said she was horrified at being branded a troublemaker.
Ann Reddy, 69, who also has rheumatoid arthritis, said the accusations of anti-social be-
haviour against her and her friends were incomprehensible.
'When I told my doctor that we might be having our benches taken away, he asked me if I
had been drinking. We don't drink and sit on walls throwing cans of lager around the
place.
The retired medical secretary, who worked for the NHS for 40 years, added: 'We just love
sitting outside in the fresh air enjoying each other's company and talking quietly about our
families, the weather, and the cost of living.'
The pensioners - most of whom live alone - meet on the benches so they can escape the
isolation of their flats. They are unable to walk to the benches in their nearest park be-
cause some are too frail.
But Broomleigh Housing Association, which owns the flats in Mottingham, South London,
is refusing to back down.
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Another member of the group is 96-year-old Rose Anderson. Mrs Anderson, who has
nine great-grandchildren and five grandchildren, said: 'I would be devastated if I was
stopped from meeting with my friends.
'I'm so old now and I have got nothing else to do with my day.
'I would just have to sit in my flat all day long and I would go mad. We all deserve to be
treated with a lot more respect than this.' Julie Schoon, assistant director of supported
housing at Broomleigh, said: 'As a registered social landlord we are responsible for en-
suring that any complaints of noise nuisance or other forms of antisocial behaviour are
acted upon.
'Following a number of complaints from residents over the last two years we have worked
hard to try to mediate between those involved.
'We are very reluctant to remove any of the benches and would view this as a last resort.
We are currently talking to residents and considering various solutions to try to resolve
the issue.'
Last week a report by Help The Aged found a third of over-65s - some 3.6million people -
live alone and have little contact with their friends and family.
But something as simple as a having a chat with friends can greatly improve their lives, it
said.
Amy Swan of Help the Aged said: 'It's such a tragic state of affairs when older people tell
us that the only person they see from week to week is the postman.
'Isolation and loneliness are not inevitable side-effects of the ageing process, but the life
events associated with older age can leave people vulnerable.
'Once the clocks go back and the nights draw in, older people can feel even more cut off
from society, but we know that something as simple as getting out of the house to meet
and chat with other people can have a lasting effect.'
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Five migrants rescued after 15 days lost at sea ate their dead comrades to stay alive, a
Dominican official said Sunday.
One of the five, the only woman in the group, died Sunday in a hospital after the group
was found near the Turks and Caicos Islands, said Dominican Minister of Tourism Fran-
cisco Javier Garcia.
Garcia said the remaining four, part of a large group of migrants, told him that without
food, they ate from the corpse of the last person to die.
A total of 33 Dominican migrants were trying to reach Puerto Rico by boat when they
were reported missing by relatives in mid-October. Survivors said they lost their way after
the captain abandoned the ship.
Bodies of the other dead were thrown into the sea, Garcia said they told him.
The five migrants were rescued by U.S. Coast Guard helicopter on Saturday and taken to
a hospital on the island of Providenciales.
"The other four are dehydrated and have swollen legs but are expected to recover," Gar-
cia said after visiting the survivors with Turks and Caicos Premier Michael Misick.
Hundreds of Dominicans take to the sea each year in small boats, many of them
homemade, trying to reach Puerto Rico through the dangerous Mona Passage.
In 2004, 36 survivors in a group of 87 migrants drank breast milk, sea water and ate hu-
man flesh in desperate acts to survive.
Source
Since opening its book just two months ago, punters hoping to have their faith rewarded
have placed £5,000 with Paddy Power.
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It began taking bets on the question that has plagued
thinkers for centuries in September, to coincide with the
switching on of the Large Hadron Collider that physicists
hope may lead to the discovery of an elusive sub-atomic
object called the "God particle".
As a result of a flurry of small bets Paddy Power, which also runs books on who will be
the next Pope and the head of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales, has
cut the odds on proof being found of God's existence to just 4-1.
The bookmaker stands to lose more than £50,000 if proof emerges to justify religious be-
lief.
A spokesman for Paddy Power said that confirmation of God's existence would have to
be verified by scientists and given by an independent authority before any payouts were
made, however.
He added: "The atheists' planned advertising campaign seems to have renewed the de-
bate in pubs and around office water-coolers as to whether there is a God and we've
seen some of that being transferred into bets.
"However we advise anyone still not sure of God's existence to maybe hedge their bets
for now, just in case."
Paddy Power's book on the theological topic was only opened this year, but the notion
that it is a good idea to gamble on God's existence was first put forward in the 17th Cen-
tury.
The French philosopher Blaise Pascal argued that although God's existence cannot be
proven through reason, it makes sense to have religious faith since a person has
everything to gain – an "infinitely happy life" – and nothing to lose by doing so.
Source
In a statement it tells businesses: "Appoint a tea task force or tea monitor to make sure
all your office hot drink-making facilities are as efficient as they could be. Only boil the
water you use - this will avoid water and energy being wasted."
They go on to say that employees should use a teapot when making a round of hot drinks
as this "allows you to measure the correct amount of water you will need, and often
tastes nicer than making tea in the cup.
Mary Leonard, director at Envirowise said that the advice would serve as a "resource-
saving initiative" for small and big companies.
Susie Squires of the Taxpayers' Alliance said: "This is yet another example of a taxpayer-
funded quango doling out useless advice. People are sick of these quangocrats wasting
our time and money."
The Conservative environment spokesman Peter Ainsworth said: "You might have
thought that in the current economic environment the Government would have higher pri-
orities than appointing tea monitors."
Source
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Drugs smugglers break down outside Kenya police base
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Gravestones removed or 'secured' by over-zealous safety officers
Councillors across the country have set about shoring up memorials with plastic binding,
or stakes, or removing them entirely, to prevent them from falling over and causing injur-
ies and compensation claims.
The Health and Safety Executive has recorded 21 incidents of injuries caused by falling
headstones over the past seven years.
The Government have said that gravestone accidents have caused eight deaths in the
past 20 years.
However ministers have admitted that the vast majority of gravestones do not present a
threat and some MPs are now saying that the measures are upsetting families who see it
as unnecessary.
John Mann, Labour MP for Bassetlaw, said that in his constituency district and parish
councils had staked 800 gravestones.
He said: "Distressed constituents have found almost entire graveyards full of staked
monuments.
Mr Mann also believes that the stakes themselves present more of a hazard to pass-
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ersby as he believes that they could trip or impale themselves. He said that the situation
was a nationwide "scandal".
He said: "I would estimate that between 500,000 and a million headstones in Britain have
been wrongly staked by over-zealous burial officials.
Justice Minister Bridget Prentice admitted that some town halls had over-reacted to wor-
ries about gravestones and said that councils should pay to restore them when they had
been defaced or moved for no good reason.
She said that new national guidelines were expected to be published soon.
Source
Each of Ottery's central public houses sponsor a single barrel, and in the weeks prior to
the event the barrels are soaked with tar.
They are then lit outside each of the pubs in turn and once the flames begin to pour out,
they are hoisted onto local people's backs and shoulders.
In some cases, generations of the same family carry the barrels and take great pride in
doing so - seventeen barrels are lit in all over the course of the evening.
Last week, the storm delivered enough hail to fill the Millennium Dome twice in the town,
leaving it partially cut off and 100 homes flooded.
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Over the course of six hours, an estimated 270 million cubic feet of hail fell on the area of
five square miles, overwhelming flood defences.
Source
Floats for children have been banned at three Northumberland swimming pools - for
health and safety reasons.
Staff at Waterworld in Prudhoe ruled the water aids should not be given to young chil-
dren as they could pass on infections.
One father who told The Sun he was "amazed" when lifeguards would not give his five-
year-old son a float.
He said: "I pointed out to the staff that surely it's more of a health and safety risk if the
child sinks because they don't have a float. I was just gobsmacked by this."
Pool operator North Country Leisure also has the same rule at venues in nearby Hex-
ham and Alnwick.
Director of operations Darren Lamb said: "We normally provide floats when it is safe to do
so.
"On this occasion there was obviously a reason why it wasn't given and I can only apolo-
gise. We don't provide inflatable devices such as rings or water wings for hygiene reas-
ons."
But Hexham MP Peter Atkinson said: "This is just the latest directive from the health and
safety commissars. It is a ridiculously over-cautious approach to something which is of
great benefit to young people."
Source
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Cream drummer may flash ginger nuts in court
Not so, insists Baker, who is now prepared to whip off his strides to prove the point. He
explained: "I've a scar that only a woman who had a thing with me would know. It's there
and she doesn't know it's there."
The case is due to be heard in January. Watch this space for a ginger nuts update.
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Posted by goldenlad at 08:21PM (UTC)
"I had no drawings to work from, just some pictures and a small plastic Revell model to
use as an example.
"But eventually I managed to find my way and I am very happy with it."
Mr van Poppel, an accomplished artist and musician, added: "I like to entertain people -
even shock people sometimes.
"The jet can spray water and has odour pots to simulate diesel smells, and the nose can
drop down 30 degrees.
"Every time people see it they are amazed and that makes me very happy."
The jet also comes equipped with several sound effects, navigation lights, interior lights
and searchlights.
Although he has a knack for building planes, his real passion is building musical instru-
ments.
He explained: "I like to build music machines - anything from a musical car to a musical
bike.
"I have been able to play 50 musical instruments at the same time using my feet, hands,
arms and elbows.
"But I would love to play once on the Oprah Winfrey show or at Paul McCartney's birth-
day party."
Source
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Squirrels dancing to Michael Jackson
Jim O'Neill was flying his Cessna plane at 15,000 feet when he suddenly lost his sight
while suffering a stroke last Friday.
The 65-year-old, who had taken off from Prestwick airport and was on his way to Col-
chester in Essex, radioed for help and the RAF responded, sending a jet to his aid.
The military aircraft flew alongside Mr O'Neill and guided him down to land at RAF Linton-
on-Ouse in north Yorkshire.
He was taken to hospital where doctors discovered that the stroke had caused blood the
back of his head to put pressure on the optic nerve, blinding him.
Mr O'Neill, who is still receiving medical attention, said: "I should not be alive. I owe my
life to the RAF, it was terrifying.
"Suddenly I couldn't see the dials in front of me. All there was in front of me was a blur. I
was helpless at the controls."
Source
The animal was spotted by powerboat owner Elliott Maurice after he discovered a hole in
the cabin of his £100,000 craft moored up at Brighton Marina.
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The 36-year-old businessman said his
suspicions were first raised when he no-
ticed animal droppings on board his boat.
Mr Maurice said: "I went on the boat and found quite a strange smell and thought it was a
bit odd.
"When I opened the cabin I saw droppings about the size of rat droppings. Then I saw a
hole in the bulkhead about the size of a fist and I knew there was no way a rat could have
done that.
"I went up to the harbour office and was told there is a mink on the loose - and then I saw
the little sod."
He said he didn't know how much damage the mink, dubbed Minnie, had caused to other
boats, but said it could run into tens of thousands of pounds.
He said: "I don't know how much damage it has done to other boats. A lot of the owners
are away at the moment, but it seems to have chosen my boat as its temporary home.
"I'm not over keen on it, to be honest. It is quite cute looking but not something you want
to make friends with. I think they can be quite vicious."
Marina bosses said the mink has been on the loose for 10 days and are getting in a spe-
cialist team to hunt the creature before it does any more damage.
One boat owner, who did not want to be named, said he had discovered a hole in the
desk of his boat on Monday and was furious that the mink was still on the run.
He said: "This little blighter has chewed its way through some of my decking and I'm furi-
ous.
"Someone needs to do something about it quick or we'll end up with boats at the bottom
of the sea."
It is believed the mink is the offspring of one of hundreds set free by animal liberation act-
ivists in the late 1960s.
Source
The beer probably also cushioned the taste of raw bulls' testicles, which had to be carted,
by mouth, 50m to the next stage of the competition.
Winner Josh Masters said he'd never carried a bull's testicle in his teeth before, but it
wasn't too bad.
People who want the information will be delighted to know a bull's testicle weighs about
1kg, raw, depending on the size of animal it came from.
They were supplied by meat plants where bulls are killed for export meat.
Rumour had it that one spectator did eat a testicle, raw, but organisers said they couldn't
comment on the taste. They claimed they were "lovely" cooked - a sort of Texas version
of the famous mountain oyster.
Mr Masters and his bitch Scruff came first in the Shepherds Shermozzle. (She won a bag
of dog biscuits and he a jacket.)
The best dog bark came from Guy Peacock's dog, Pound.
Source
Publican to burn Tower of London model after spending nine weeks making it
Edward Heath made the intricate model out of pallet wood and will set fire to it, in front of
2,000 people in the name of charity.
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Mr Heath, 59, began constructing "bon-
fire buildings" in 1996 when he erected a
replica of the Houses of Parliament, be-
fore going on to make Wembley stadium,
the White House and even his local pub.
Mr Heath, who will set fire to the model at the event at Dilhorne, near Stoke-On-Trent,
Staffs said: "It's an intricate sort of building and a nice interesting building - there is no
political reason for doing this.
"It's a historic building that everybody recognises and I think it's one of my best creations
yet."
He said: "I gave myself more time than usual because I'm getting on a bit now - but I
think I'll be able to carry on until I retire.
"I wasn't going to do one this time round, I was thinking of giving up last one round but
my mum and my wife keep telling me I have to.
"I really hope the weather holds out because the forecast doesn't sound too good, but I'm
sure whatever happens, we will have a great time.
This year's plan was to build and burn Downing Street but the changed his mind at the
11th hour. "I realised Downing Street wasn't much more than a door so I thought the
Tower of London would be a much more striking building to create," he said.
He said the three dimensional Tower is built from pallets "was nice and easy to build but
it creates a wonderful illusion", adding: "I might put a picture of Gordon Brown on one of
the windows and get some ravens in there somehow."
Source
During his retirement, Mr Shelley had kept a large garden from which he supplied relat-
ives with fresh vegetables. He had no time for growing flowers and his family decided it
would be more fitting to provide a vegetable tribute at his funeral at Cinderford Crematori-
um last Wednesday.
Mr Shelley was born in Hockley, Essex, in 1915 and his father was a thatcher – a trade
which the family worked in from 1807. He started as a thatcher and moved into farming.
He became a leading farm hand and farm manager in Canvey Island, Essex.
He married Elsie, now aged 92, in 1938 and the couple had two daughters, Judy and Gil-
lian. The couple retired to Bromsash, near Ross-on-Wye, in 1974 and their two daugh-
ters both live nearby.
Mr Shelley had been active until spring this year. He was admitted to Ross Community
Hospital in October where he died with his family by his side.
Source
Two French wine-makers suffocated by carbon dioxide fumes from grapes they were treading
But police believe Daniel Moulin, 48, and 50-year-old Gerard Dachis were overcome by
carbon dioxide fumes that are given off during fermentation and collapsed.
Rescuers tried frantically to revive the pair but in spite of resuscitation efforts the two men
did not regain conciousness.
The owner of the small estate - who makes wine every year for himself and friends - and
another pal who were also helping in the process were later treated in hospital for inhala-
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tion of carbonic gas in the poorly-ventilated farm building.
In 2003 a South African man was killed after climbing into a wine tank and suffocating.
The four people who tried to save him had to be rushed to hospital. A doctor at the hos-
pital told media at the time that wine makers were regularly overcome by fumes in the
tanks.
Carbon dioxide is formed during the alcoholic fermentation of the grapes. Because it is
1.5 times heavier than air it sinks to floor level - the bottom of wine vats or in wine cellars.
The gas is odourless and colourless, meaning that ventilation and carbon dioxide testing
during the wine-making process can become life-saving. A concentration of just eight per
cent is enough to kill a human being.
Source
Oh Noes!
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Sunday, November 09, 2008
Sisters who could be killed by a loud noise
Samantha Church, the girls' mother, said: "Sometimes it just feels like I'm living with a
time bomb, terrified it today will be the day it goes off.
"It breaks my heart not knowing if they are going to be here tomorrow or in five years
time."
Mrs Church, 41, said: "My mother-in-law had the condition and had to have a defibrillator
fitted.
"We had the girls checked from an early age but initial tests proved inconclusive."
It was doctors at Swansea's Singleton Hospital who picked up the little-known condition
during an ECG scan of the youngest daughter, Evie, in July this year.
Mrs Church said: "Chloe and Evie have to be woken up really carefully in the morning
and have to skip PE lessons at school.
"They exercise using the Nintendo Wii, but have to be strictly supervised.
"They're both on beta blockers for life. It's been incredibly tough for them, but they've
coped remarkably well."
Luckily for the girls, they are fairly safe from harm as long as they can prepare for loud
noises.
It meant they could go with their friends to a fireworks party this week and enjoy the
bangs like any other child.
"I want Chloe and Evie to try and have as normal a life as possible – I can't wrap them up
in cotton wool," added Mrs Church.
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Source
The National Weather Service reported sustained winds of 35-40 mph (56-64 kph) in the
city with gusts up to 66 mph (106.21 kph).
Tumbleweed, also known as Saltwort, Russian thistle or Salsola is native to Europe, Asia
and Africa but is believed to have been brought to the US in a consignment of flax.
The plants break away from their roots in the autumn and are carried by the wind,
spreading their seeds as they go.
In film and television shows, a tumbleweed blowing across a scene can be used to indic-
ate a deserted location or to emphasize an awkward silence.
Source
Kerry Katona has admitted for the first time that she IS an alcoholic.
The former Atomic Kitten singer previously denied a drinking problem after viewers
watched an erratic TV chatshow appearance which she blamed on medication.
But the 28-year-old has told a Sunday newspaper: “Four years ago I was diagnosed as
an alcoholic after a stay in The Priory clinic.
“This is not common knowledge as I’ ve never admitted it before. But this is a battle I will
face for the rest of my life.
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“I can get through days without a drink
but it’s hard.
The couple, who live in Cheshire, said her behaviour was down to taking medication late
the night before her interview with Phillip Schofield and Fern Britton, in which they asked
her if she had a drink problem.
In the aftermath of the chat show appearance Katona parted company with her long-time
publicist Max Clifford after he expressed concerns about the reality TV star.
Mr Clifford said today he hoped Katona would get the support and treatment she needed
to help her recover from alcoholism.
He said: “I have known that Kerry had this problem for a long time and the fact that she
has now come out and admitted it is a step in the right direction.
“Hopefully she will get the help, support and the treatment that she needs so she can pull
herself back from the brink of disaster.”
Mr Clifford said that although he has not been in contact with Katona he still has great af-
fection for her.
“Everyone knows that I think the world of her and I hope that she manages to get control
back in her life,” he said.
“Now that she has admitted it hopefully people will be more understanding.”
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Every person has a unique fragrance, similar to a fingerprint or DNA sample, which could
be used to create a database of human scents, scientists said.
Eating powerful foods such as chili or garlic may change how we smell, but it does dis-
guise our underlying genetically-determined aroma, tests on mice have shown. Creatures
who were given strong-smelling foods were still recognised by their peers.
The signature smells may have evolved to help in choosing mates and marking out territ-
ories.
Jae Kwak, lead author of the study at Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia,
said that the research suggested that "odourprinting" could soon have a practical use.
"These findings indicate that biologically based odourprints, like fingerprints, could be a
reliable way to identify individuals," he said.
"If this can be shown to be the case for humans, it opens the possibility that devices can
be developed to detect individual odourprints in humans."
The tests used chemical analyses of urine as well as "sensor" mice trained to use their
sense of smell to choose between pairs of test mice, who were fed different foods. The
results were published in the online journal PLoS ONE.
Source
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"It all happened so fast that all I could do was crouch down as the whale swam under
me," Mr Sheridan told Sydney's Daily Telegraph.
"I saw the huge shape and my reaction was to duck while remaining attached to the fly-
ing lines from the sail above me.
"The next thing I felt was its tail come up and hit me on the back of the head.
"I honestly thought I was gone – it was such a forceful blow – but then the whale eased
off and I was able to sail away.
"But my legs were really shaking. I've never been through anything like that before and
probably never will again."
Mr Sheridan's camera was attached to the kite and programmed to take photos every ten
seconds. He was kiteboarding near Valla Beach, off the north coast of New South Wales,
with two friends.
"The camera was set to start firing off shots every 10 seconds as soon as I hit the water.
When the sail was at full height the camera was about 25m above the surface.
"It was a lucky shot to snap the whale as it came up underneath me.
"It would have been great to have got a picture a second later when the tail came up and
hit me in the back of the head, but you take what you get.
Source
Slinky Cat
Urban artist Adam Neate plans to give away 1,000 of his works by leaving them around
the streets of London for anyone to pick up next Friday night.
A team of helpers will work their way from the outskirts of the capital to the centre, distrib-
uting the pieces.
"Street art is what I've always done and I wanted to get back to my roots," said Neate,
whose pieces have fetched up to £43,000 at auction.
'Non-discriminatory'
Neate's two and three dimensional paintings use recycled cardboard boxes as canvases
and have been noted for their complex layering and bold use of paint.
"I don't mind what people do with them. They can keep them and put them on the wall in
their house or stick them in the bin," said the 31-year-old.
Source
A police chief in a remote county of southwestern China has taken down 48 of his relat-
ives for various crimes including brothers, cousins and a number of his wife's family, loc-
al media said on Tuesday.
Laobulaluo, a police chief in Heizhugou township, Sichuan province, had seen 25 relat-
ives either jailed, sent for "re-education through labour," or punished in other ways, ac-
cording to a report posted on state news portal Chinanews.com ( www.chinanews.com.cn
).
The police chief, who is in his 30s, is a member of China's Yi ethnic minority. Over a 10-
year career, He had personally arrested a brother and two cousins after finding they had
beaten local teachers at a primary school while drunk.
The policeman's sense of duty had inflamed his relatives, some of whom had taken turns
threatening his parents, and had "even secretly cut off the tails and slashed the legs of
their cows," the report said.
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"In the first few years, I did not dare head back to my hometown to pass the New Year
holiday, but now it's all right. Everyone understands and supports what I was doing at the
time," the report quoted him as saying.
Source
Gary Rostron, 34, a care worker, claims the bin was knocked over after he left it out for
collection in March.
Officials at Blackburn with Darwen Council disagreed. They issued him with a £60 fixed
penalty notice for "incorrectly placing rubbish bags beside a collecting receptacle" and
then took him to court when he refused to pay.
Local magistrates have now accepted that the householder was telling the truth and
cleared him of breaching Section 46 of the Environmental Protection Act.
Mr Rostron, of Mill Hill, Blackburn, said: "The council told me they had evidence I had
dumped the rubbish because there were three envelopes with my name and address on
them in the bags found in the alley.
"Of course there were - it was my rubbish. But I had put the bags in the bin and left them
out for the binmen. They must have been knocked or pushed over after that."
He added: "This is penalising people who go out to work and cannot put their bins out
minutes before the binmen come, or bring them back in the moment they are emptied.
"I was not willing to have a criminal record because of something I did not do, which is
why I fought it. The whole thing must have wasted thousands of pounds of taxpayers'
money, which would be better spent on cleaning up the streets."
Matthew Elliott, chief executive of the campaigning group the Taxpayers' Alliance, said:
"This court case should never have been brought in the first place and taxpayers have
been landed with a totally unnecessary bill.
"People don't pay their council tax for the council to squander it on overzealous prosecu-
tions."
Kate Hollern, leader of the Labour-controlled council, said: "I think that people dumping
rubbish should be taken to court, but I do have sympathy with this gentleman because I
have had a number of complaints about bins not being collected and then getting
knocked over. What are residents supposed to do?"
Alan Cottam, the executive member for regeneration and environment, said that no
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householder would ever be convicted "if we dropped cases when people say they are in-
nocent."
He added: "Evidence has to be tested in court and it is then up to the magistrates to de-
cide."
Council bosses insisted such prosecutions were a "last resort" and that they had to let
"evidence be tested in court".
A spokesman for Blackburn with Darwen Council said: “We spend thousands of pounds a
year cleaning up the borough, educating people to dispose of waste properly and not
drop litter and enforcement action is a necessary part of that process. Court action is al-
ways a last resort after other options have failed.”
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The four kittens seemed happy and content with their new mother's milk, while the dog
was tending to its adopted family with love and care, Cai added.
"Several days ago, the kittens' mother died after eating a poisoned rat, leaving behind a
litter of kittens without a source of milk," he said.
"The kittens' cries may have stirred the dog's maternal nature, since it too had recently
given birth. It volunteered to take over and feed the kittens of its old friend."
The dog's own puppies had been taken away by one of its grown-up offspring.
Cai said: "That's perhaps another reason why the dog adopted the kittens. She lost all of
her own children."
Source
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The Church of Christ's Resurrection, in the central Russian village of Komarovo, was built
in 1809 but in early October someone took it away brick by brick, Father Vitaly a spokes-
man for the local Russian Orthodox Church, claimed.
"We have sent a letter to local prosecutors," he said. "Who exactly did this, the investiga-
tion will show."
The church was in an isolated area only occasionally visited by clergymen, so the disap-
pearance was not immediately noticed.
Komarovo is in the Ivanovo region, about 186 miles north-east of Moscow. The church
was not in use but clergy had been considering resuming services there, the Ivanovo-
Voznesenskaya and Kineshemskaya diocese said in a statement on its internet site.
A survey of the large, two-storey church a few months ago found that it was structurally
sound, but now all that remains are the foundations and sections of walls, the statement
said.
Thieves routinely make off with church property in rural Russia, where unemployment,
petty crime and alcoholism are widespread.
Criminals target religious icons stored in churches because they can fetch a good price,
and church buildings are dismantled to provide building materials.
"This is not an isolated case," said Father Vitaly. "In many villages in central Russia sites
of historical interest are being dismantled and people suffer by being deprived of their cul-
tural heritage."
Source
Hatty had been banned from the Jolly Sailor pub in Prestatyn, Denbighshire, north
Wales, for chewing beer mats.
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But landlord Nigel McLelland finally relen-
ted and let the Lakeland Terrier return -
under strict conditions.
Drinkers started throwing beer mats about which caught the dog's attention.
Mr Hughes, 35, a roofer, said: "One night we went in there and it was packed, there had
been football on or whatever. She just went berserk."
He said that the landlord had "got a bit annoyed about this and basically put her on the
pub watch scheme."
Mr McLelland said he only reversed his decision after a petition was launched to let Hatty
back in and he feared he was going to lose trade.
Now Hatty can enter the pub but only if she wears the specially made reflective jacket,
which she also wears while accompanying her master on building sites.
The landlord insisted on the vest so staff and customers can see where the dog is when
she is rooting around under tables for the mats.
Source
A Brazilian woman has died after being struck by her husband's coffin when the hearse
they were travelling in was involved in a car crash.
The 67-year-old woman was on the way to the cemetery to bury her husband, who had
died the day before.
The hearse was struck from behind by an Alfa Romeo car, police said.
The coffin slammed into the head of the woman, who was sitting in the passenger seat of
the hearse, killing her instantly, according to officers.
Marciana Silva Barcelos and her family were on the way to a cemetery in the town of
Alvorada in the Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul, for the funeral of her partner, Josi
Silveira Coimbra.
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The 76-year-old man had died of a heart attack on Sunday after attending a dance.
Following the accident, the driver of the Alfa Romeo was trapped for around 50 minutes
in the wreckage and was taken to hospital where he was put under observation.
The driver of the hearse and a son of the dead man, who was also travelling in the
hearse, were treated for minor injuries.
Source
Cosmetic surgery addict injected cooking oil into her own face
Eventually the surgeons she visited refused to carry out any more work on her and one
suggested that her obsession could be a sign of a psychological disorder.
When she returned home to Korea the surgery meant Hang's features had changed so
much that her own parents didn't recognise her.
After realising that the girl with the grossly swollen face was indeed their daughter her
horrified parents took her to a doctor. Once again the possibility that Hang had a mental
disorder was raised and she started treatment.
However, this treatment was too expensive for her to keep up and she soon fell back into
old ways.
Amazingly, she found a doctor who was willing to give her silicone injects and, what's
more, he then gave her a syringe and silicone of her own so she could self-inject.
When her supply of silicone ran out Hang resorted to injecting cooking oil into her face.
Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in
her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body.
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As Hang's notoriety spread she was featured on Korean TV. Viewers seeing the report
took mercy on her and sent in enough donations to enable her to have surgery to reduce
the size of her face.
During the first procedure surgeons removed 60g of foreign substance from Hang's face
and 200g from her neck.
After several other sessions her face was left greatly reduced but still scarred and dis-
figured.
And it would seem that even Hang can now see the damage she has done; she now says
that she would simply like her original face back.
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The creatures are thought to have "hitched a lift" to the UK at the end of an overseas film
shoot.
A studio spokesman said pest controllers were called in after the discovery on Friday and
had checked the site thoroughly.
One scorpion was caught and has been handed over to animal quarantine officers at
Heathrow Airport, while the studios were coy about what exactly happened to the second
alien arthropod.
However, the spokesman added: "Nobody was in any danger and we are satisfied that
the situation has been dealt with.
"The scorpions have not hit any productions. They were small and we have been told
they were 'sub-adult' scorpions.
"They were probably cold and miserable after finding themselves in Britain. It is thought
that they hitched a life from a location where a production was filming."
60 There are around 2,000 species of venomous scorpions, most of which prefer a warm cli-
mate.
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Nut Sacks?
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Children on a primary school trip to Sainsbury's were given a book containing pictures of
sex positions as a going home gift.
The book, How To Change The World For A Fiver, was mistakenly given to pupils, aged
eight and nine, during a visit to the supermarket in Haverhill, Suffolk.
The 42 children, from Burton End primary, were surprised to read advice such as - have
a bath with a friend to: "Save water. Have fun. Just get out before everything becomes
wrinkled."
The blunder came to light only when a father heard his daughter giggling with friends as
they flicked through the pages, reports the Daily Mail.
Engineer Andrew Dodd, 37, whose daughter Laura is eight, said: "I was furious. It was
extremely inappropriate and irresponsible to give to children.
"The teachers were as horrified as we were when they saw it. Laura thought it was funny
but thankfully she didn't really understand it."
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An inmate escaped from jail in Germany by posting himself out of prison in a giant Fed-
Ex box of dirty laundry.
Drug dealer Hans Lang, 42, hid in the laundry room after other inmates had finished work
there and bundled himself up in dirty bed sheets in the large box.
The package was then loaded onto a van and driven through the gates at the prison in
Willich near Dusseldorf.
He is understood to have waited until the driver made his next stop before getting out of
the box, picking the lock on the back of the van and running off into nearby woods.
It was only discovered that he was missing after the driver saw the empty box and real-
ised the lock to his van had been picked from the inside.
A spokesman for police who are now hunting him said: "It's the kind of thing people think
only happens in films - but in this case it is very real."
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Phone prank
Russell made no mention of the voice message with he and Jonathan Ross left on Fawlty 63
Towers' actor Andrew Sachs' answering machine which implied that Russell had had sex
with his grandaughter.
"Because I'm so well dressed, people think, 'He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must
be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.'
"That means women feel safe around me. They trust me.Then bang! Pregnant! Bang!
Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue."
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And since 1399, the estate and jurisdiction of the duchy has belonged to the reigning sov-
ereign.
One resident, Stuart McCabe, 52, said: "We've had rats in the backyard, pigeons, mice -
you name it."
The council wrote to royal solicitors Farrer & Co recommending use of powers to take
ownership.
The house can then be given or sold to the council or a developer reports The Sun.
Councillor Jackie Pearcey said: "In the past I've told officers I want action taken on a
house and didn't care if the Queen owned it. But it's the first time a house has actually
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been owned by the Queen."
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His companion replies: "When he was with me, he never did any such thing!"
The joke was discovered in a collection of 265 jokes called Philogelos: The Laugh Addict,
which dates from the fourth century AD.
Hierocles had gone to meet his maker, and Philagrius had certainly ceased to be, long
before John Cleese and Michael Palin reinvented the yarn in 1969.
Their version featured Cleese as an exasperated customer trying to get his money back
from Palin's stubborn pet salesman.
The manuscripts from the Greek joke book have now been published in an online book,
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featuring former Bullseye presenter and comic Jim Bowen presenting them to a modern
audience.
Mr Bowen said: "One or two of them are jokes I've seen in people's acts nowadays,
slightly updated.
"They put in a motor car instead of a chariot - some of them are Tommy Cooper-esque."
One joke goes: "A man tells a well-known wit: 'I had your wife, without paying a penny'.
The husband replies: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What
made you do it?"
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Improbable Building
Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to
mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.
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The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures ap-
pear to develop this tendency for same-
sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In
the wild, they remain heterosexual.
"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple
females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved
five female koalas.
"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; an-
other is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever.
Scientists from the University of Queensland studied 130 koalas in captivity and will pub-
lish their results in the journal Applied Animal Behaviour Science.
"Our aim was to determine the extent of differences in the homosexual and heterosexual
behaviour of female koalas and thereby to determine the purpose of female homosexual
behaviour in the koala," say the researchers.
"Wild koalas brought into captivity clearly display homosexual behaviour on a regular
basis. A total of 15 heterosexual and 43 homosexual interactions were recorded in separ-
ate animals. Homosexual behaviour was restricted to females only. Heterosexual en-
counters were typically twice as long as homosexual encounters," they add.
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Click on the pic to find out if your cat plans to kill you.
Australians backpacking through the UK are among the biggest sperm donors in London.
Australian travellers are turning the tables on the Brits, colonising the UK by stealth.
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London fertility clinics have reported that up to a third of sperm donors are now foreign-
ers, and many are visitors from Down Under.
One of the capital's biggest clinics, the Bridge Centre, confirmed Australian backpackers
were becoming donors to gain extra money to support their travels.
"What you get with the 'grand tour' is very enterprising people who look at every single
way of making a buck," spokesman Tim Mott told News Limited.
With an official report yesterday warning that donor numbers in Britain were critically low,
the clinics are hoping more travelling Aussies will lend a hand.
"We need them. We need that winning spirit and we need some more left-handed bats-
men so we're hoping that's in the gene set," Mr Mott joked.
"If you're on the grand tour and you're spending 12 months in the UK, here's something
you can do to make a bit of extra money.
"They should have it on the same 'to do list' as going to the rugby at Twickenham.
"It's a good cause and if we get enough Australian donors you could end up colonising
the UK instead of the other way round."
Fertility clinics can offer donors limited reimbursement for time lost at work and travel ex-
penses.
For 20 visits over the course of several months, the payments can add up to 500 ($1200),
Mr Mott said.
Donors lost their right to remain anonymous when new laws were introduced in the UK in
2005.
Children conceived through this process can now contact their genetic fathers once they
turn 18.
Foreign donors, however, may believe they can "disappear" in their home countries.
"The profile used to be completely different. It used to be British students. But non-British
donors are now easier to recruit," Mr Mott said.
Other donors are from South Africa, Poland, the Ukraine and Colombia.
A British Fertility Society report yesterday showed there was a 40 per cent drop in new
donors between 1991 (503 donors) to 2006 (296 donors).
And for the record, Matthew Hayden, Allan Border and Adam Gilchrist are all left-handed
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batsmen.
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Also while at the convention, Henry, a native of Soso, made a pitch for the Jay Leno
Show and The Discovery Channel.
Henry said he currently has a provisional patent on the product, however, “hopefully I’ll
get on one of the shows and be able to introduce my product to a national audience.”
Henry said the vibrating toilet seat “is a novelty item that can also be used as a gag gift.”
When asked how he developed the idea, Henry said he “wanted to add some life to the
otherwise lifeless toilet seat.”
Henry, a 1968 graduate of Roosevelt High School in Ellisville, attended Jones County Ju-
nior College and Alcorn State University before entering the United States Army in 1973.
After three years in the Army, Henry enrolled at the University of Southern Mississippi,
where he obtained a bachelor’s degree in sociology.
“The convention was very exciting. There was 300-400 investors there,” Henry added. “I
gained a wealth of knowledge about how to market inventions and how to get a product
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going.”
Henry, who began working on his invention in 1997, has now developed a prototype.
Henry said he continues to work on the invention to make it look more slick, modern and
appealing.
“I want it to automatically turn on when someone sits on the seat,” he explained.
“It will have two speeds. On high speed, it will increase the blood flow and stimulate the
body and muscles.”
Henry, who enjoys writing, said he has gotten poems published and also a book.
The Packhams, of Pluckley, Kent, have named the hedgehog Midnight because of its
ghostly appearance.
Mrs Packham said: "We saw this white hedgehog and could not really believe our eyes.
He was literally glowing in the dark. He was so cute but he would have died had we left
him by the road.
"I asked the sanctuary whether we could keep him but apparently they need specialist
care because they suffer from things like sunburn.
"I think it is quite nice for people to see them and be aware that they exist."
The Tiggywinkles founder Les Stocker said the new arrival was a young male, probably
born last spring, and was incredibly rare. There are believed to be about 100 albino
hedgehogs in Britain.
"This is a particularly white specimen, so it is no surprise the couple saw it glowing in the
dark," he said.
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"It should not really be released because its weight is so low and albinos do not seem to
do very well in the wild. They get picked on and generally do not survive."
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The council was duped, it emerged today, into allowing the conman to judge a carnival
float competition and attend a VIP event at Dover Castle. He was allegedly plied with free
food and drink and rides in the town's limousine, normally reserved for the mayor.
There were, however, inconsistencies which could have given the game away. Like why
the conman did not possess a Francis Rossi-trademark ponytail, or why he could not play
the guitar. According to reports, the man claimed: "I can't grow my hair long any more. A
fake one is stuck on three hours before a gig."
Asked to play Rockin' All Over the World - one of Status Quo's biggest hits, along with
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Down Down and In The Army Now - he politely declined, explaining he suffered from
arthritis but would happily sing it instead.
Some residents puzzled over why they didn't see "Rossi" at the town's carnival despite
his promise to attend but others sang his praises, describing him as "gracious".
On postings on the internet, one local wrote: "Well done to everyone involved in the carni-
valBut where was Francis Rossi? I took my camera but he wasn't on the float. Did he
make it to the judging?"
To which another replied: "Francis Rossi made it to Crabble [the local football stadium],
but, as DDC [the council] had sent me a missive forbidding anyone to disembark the
floats at the Town Hall, he was unable to ride with Miss Dover as hoped. He was very
gracious at Crabble and it was a real pleasure to meet him."
Another then posted: "Lots of great pictures taken throughout the day haven't seen any of
Francis Rossi thoughanyone have any? Perhaps as you met him and shook his hand Sid
perhaps you have a few??!"
It is suggested the conman's cover was only blown when it came to the town festival and
none of his celebrity friends appeared, prompting him to flee never to be seen again.
The real Francis Rossi, 59, joked today: "I'll never know how he knew the secret of my
ponytail."
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Posted by goldenlad at 11:16AM (UTC)
It's crap
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Guinea pig festival in Peru
More than 100 'foodies' travelled from Bristol to Kingsbridge in Devon to give it a try, re-
ports the BBC.
They enjoyed their food during two lunch sittings organised at the local church hall next to
the butchers.
Gerald Creed, from Bugler Coaches, organised the trip after he tasted the snack.
The pasty is made by Lidstone's butchers who have been in business in the town for
more than 100 years.
Manager Chris Sroka said: "We use the finest quality beef from our farm at Blackawton
and potatoes from a local grower - that makes all the difference," he said.
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"They were absolutely delicious - bursting full of meat and potatoes and the pastry was
just perfect," said one happy diner.
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Posted by goldenlad at 11:58AM (UTC)
Vets have treated the stray for a broken leg and bruising and he's now in a police pound
looking for new owner.
"He's a very lucky boy. He was saved because he was hit so hard. Any softer and he
would have bounced off the car and been crushed under the wheels," said a police
spokesman.
Source
Zoo keepers at the private zoo near Chipping Norton in Oxfordshire said they had been
"trying everything" to tempt the fussy eater back to his meals when they stumbled across
the hippo glove puppet in a supermarket promotion.
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Now keepers don the glove puppet to hand feed the diminutive hippo, a relative of the lar-
ger hippopotamus on whom Gloria is based, his favourite carrot treats.
Despite his portly appearance, Chico had stopped feeding and was in danger of losing
weight.
In the wild, pygmy hippos can spend up to six hours a day eating, and need to consume
one-and-a-half percent of their body weight every day to stay healthy.
Head keeper, Michael Howes, was desperate to find a way to encourage the animal start
eating, when he saw Gloria the Hippo being given away with washing detergent during a
shopping trip.
As a last resort he decided to use the toy to try to lure Chico to tuck back in.
"We had been trying everything as Chico was refusing to feed and when I saw the Mada-
gascar hippo puppet in the supermarket I thought I'd give it a try," Mr Howes said.
"We were extremely surprised when he took a liking to Gloria and we have been using it
to feed him ever since."
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He passes the snake through the passage which connects the back of the throat to the
nasal cavity.
The married father-of-two said: "I got the idea to feed snakes through my nose while I
was attending a yoga class aged 13.
"My guru made me believe that every person has the ability to do something unique. All
my friends used to do different tricks and I also wanted to do something different.
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"I first practised with a wire. I used to put wire into my nose and pull it through my mouth.
I also used to pull threads and chalk. Then I switched to snakes. This is how I started."
Admitting he has been bitten several times while attempting the bizarre trick, Manu
claims to shrug off the pain.
"Sometimes it hurts, particularly if a big snake bites me, but I concentrate on being re-
laxed through yoga techniques.
"Doing this has brought me many fans and I love to entertain them.
"I want to tell the world that I am proud of India - I hope everyone sees my feats so that
they are inspired to try something unique of their own."
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Horny Bitch
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Whoops, more data loss.
Party leader Nick Griffin has complained to Dyfed Powys Police, who are investigating.
Mr Darby said the publication could lead to identity theft and endanger children named in
the list.
He believes it was posted on Monday night by an ex-employee who had used it to send
out party information to members.
Earlier this year the party obtained an injunction from the High Court in Manchester ban-
ning any publication of the list.
The anti-immigration party has won council seats in recent years, and took a London As-
sembly seat in May.
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Hello Janet!
The walls and ceilings are covered in blue copper sulphate, and every surface has the
royal blue crystals hanging from the fittings.
Mr Hiorns began his project by reinforcing the walls and ceiling, and covering the pipes
with plastic sheets, before pumping up to 80,000 litres of posionous copper sulphate
solution into the property through a hole in the ceiling from the flat above.
After three weeks, when the temperature of the solution dropped, the crystals began to
precipitate.
Finally, any remaining liquid was pumped back out, and the "total crystallisation" process
was finished.
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The skeleton of the flat is still visible: walls, ceiling and all the bathroom fittings, including
a bath covered in blue stalactites.
Visitors are required to wear rubber boots and gloves before entering. The show has
been now been extended until the end of the month, when it will be returned to the coun-
cil for demolition.
The 36-year-old Goldsmith's graduate has a reputation for creating quirky art and has
previously encrusted little models of Chartres cathedral and Notre Dame in crystals. He
has also made works with detergent, disinfectant, semen, and fire.
Mr Hiorns described Seizure as "a pure system of nature" taking over a space which was
once someone's home.
"It is interesting to apply a system of nature , which is very much its own process , to this
house which was once a bedsit," he told Channel 4 news.
Seizure can be seen at 157 Harper Road, London SE1 until 30 November 2008,
Thursday-Saturday 11am-5pm. Please note Seizure is closed Monday-Wednesday. Ad-
mission is free.
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His performance, to an audience of more than 200 at a gala event, was so well-received
that he has been asked to perform a lead role with the WNO in a production of La
Bohème next year.
Mr Graziani, who was already known to the WNO through his studentship at the Cardiff
International Academy of Voice, told The Times he was trying to buy a ticket for a Friends
of Welsh National Opera performance in Cardiff.
He said: "I thought it would be nice to be in the audience for a change so I called up to
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buy a ticket. The man who answered the phone knew me vaguely and asked, 'You're a
tenor, aren't you? I don't suppose you are free tonight? Our tenor is ill'."
Mr Graziani, who has also studied at the Royal College of Music, said: "Being half-Italian
and half-Welsh I had dreamt of one day singing Italian opera with the WNO – it's in my
blood – but even getting an audition is hard enough."
A spokesman for the WNO said: "This is a great example of us nurturing new opera tal-
ent. We have high hopes for Adriano."
Mr Graziani is hoping to join the list of singers who have had a lucky break before becom-
ing stars. Perhaps the best known is Paul Potts, who was manager of a branch of
Carphone Warehouse when he won the television show Britain's Got Talent last year with
his rendition of popular favourite, Nessun dorma from Puccini's Turandot.
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Grinding away
An Oz driver has been fined AU$600 for "offensive behaviour, resisting police and dis-
obeying a police direction" after cracking one off into a pasta sauce jar even as coppers
attempted to subdue him with batons and capsicum spray following a "slow-speed" car
chase through Newcastle, New South Wales.
The drama began when officers spotted Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, "parked in a no-stop-
ping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26". According to the Newcastle Herald, they
thought he "might have a weapon"* since he was "doing something with his hands in his
lap".
He was in fact "partially clothed with his genitals in a jar", a police report explained. The
perp made a dash for it, was pulled, refused to exit the vehicle and four officers were ob-
liged to persuade him from his car.
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The law enforcement operatives identified "a 750mm** jar around his penis" and said
Weatherley gamely insisted on continuing to pleasure himself "between bouts of wrest-
ling".
Killer biscuits
The woman who found Smokey was given the number of a couple who had lost their
cockatiel, but wanted to confirm that the bird belonged to them.
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She phoned them, then put the bird on
the phone.
It was enough to reassure the rescuer that she was speaking to the right people.
Smokey went missing over the weekend after flying out of the door of David Edwards'
home in Gwersyllt, near Wrexham.
His adventure in the wild came to an end two miles away in Bellevue Park in the town
when he perched on accountant Sue Hill's shoulder.
She took him in and phoned the RSPCA which put her in touch with Mr Edwards who had
reported his cockatiel missing.
"I was given a phone number for the man, Mr Edwards, but I wanted to be sure he was
the actual owner," she said.
"I called and spoke to his wife who told me her pet was called Smokey and asked me to
put him on the phone.
"As soon as he heard her voice, he stopped chirping and began saying 'Smokey,' it was
very funny.
"That was the first time the bird had spoken and it was then I was sure that he belonged
to them."
Mr Edwards said he was "over the moon" to have Smokey back after a "heartbreaking"
weekend.
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The disturbing range is made from sliced parts of the popular toy.
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Barbie's breasts have even been trans-
formed into an eye-catching necklace and
a pair of earrings features a string of Bar-
bie ears.
There are even accessories made from parts of Barbie's boyfriend Ken.
Ms Lange, 29, said her extraordinary handmade items were inspired by a childhood love
of Barbie, the 'plastic princess'.
She said: "Barbie dolls were extremely significant in fuelling my creative life as a child.
They were an invaluable tool for the expansion of my imagination then and, ironically,
Barbie continues to be such for me as an adult. "I am fascinated with who she is as a cul-
tural icon, her distinguished celebrity status and the enormous impact she has had on our
society."
The jewellery echoes the dismembered dolls left by a killer in the television drama Dex-
ter.
A dismembered doll is left as a clue by a serial killer in the popular American drama seri-
al Dexter.
The jewellery can be ordered from Ms Lange's website or through her UK stockist Han-
nah Zakari
Barbie was launched in 1959 by American toy company Mattel. The American business-
woman Ruth Handler is regarded as the creator of the doll.
It is believed three dolls are sold every second in more than 150 countries worldwide.
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Neighbours in Lilieci, Bacau county, complain the realistic figures distract motorists and
are an unsuitable sight for local children.
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Cristi Birgu, 27, who has just set up his
business, defends his "aggressive advert-
ising" and says the dummies will remain
outside his house to drum up trade.
Mr Birgu said: "So far, my girls have attracted a lot of beeping from truck drivers but not
too many customers. Sometimes I am afraid somebody might have an accident, arrested
by the view, you know."
Resident Gheorghe N said: "I don't think it's moral to display such objects on the street.
"They are a bad influence especially for children not to mention there are a lot of people
with respect for God here and who don't tolerate such things."
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The cat was delivered in a vet's surgery in Perth, Western Australia, after its mother ex-
perienced complications during the birth.
Louisa Burgess, who helped deliver the cat told the Australian website
InMyCommunity.co.au: "I have seen cats with two tails and extra legs, but not this.
"It has a full tummy and it survived the night so that is a good sign. It seems content, it
meows and purrs.
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"This is the result of a congenital deformity. Something has gone wrong in the early em-
bryonic development," she added.
The grey and white feline will be closely monitored in the next few days but appears to be
healthy.
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Also said to be on the banned list are plates whose contents refer to religions or that
could be seen to incite racial hatred. Included on these grounds are reportedly M056LEM
(Muslim) and others resembling words like Jesus or Koran. GA550VN (gas oven) and
G005TEP (goose step), both of which could be seen to have connections with activities
by Nazi Germany during the Second World War, are also reported to have been preven-
ted.
The list even spans themes including sexual activity and alcohol, it is claimed, with com-
binations such as B004ZZY (boozy) and anything containing SEX also prohibited.
A spokesman for the DVLA told The Sun: "Every number is checked to ensure it does not
offend".
Norman Baker, the Liberal Democrat transport spokesman, who unearthed the list, told
the newspaper: "Some combinations would be deeply offensive. But it's over the top to
ban words about booze and sex. It's a bit 'nanny state'."+
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David Bowie Is Very Disappointed in You
A panda at a zoo in southern China attacked a student who snuck into its pen hoping for
a cuddle with the endangered bear, state media said on Saturday.
The 20-year-old male student surnamed Liu jumped over the fence at the zoo in the tour-
ist city of Guilin, ignoring warning signs not to, Xinhua news agency said.
"The panda, named Yangyang, was wide awake. Apparently scared by the intruder, he
bit at Liu's arms and legs," it quoted an unnamed worker as saying after zoo keepers
managed to calm the bear and rescue Liu, the report said.
"Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him," Liu was quoted as saying from
his hospital bed. "I didn't expect he would attack."
Scientists believe fewer than 2,000 giant pandas live in the wild in China.
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'I unwittingly ate human flesh'
The caller, only known as Anthea, told the show on Teeside-base station TFM: 'I've eaten
human being.'
Mr Mack slowly replied: 'Oh my goodness. Right, all bets are off. You can't beat that. How
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come you were a cannibal?'
She answered: 'It was when I was a child when I lived in Africa. We always went to the
same butcher and then suddenly - we were there a couple of years - the meat started to
get so much better.
'It was only when we moved back to England a couple of years later that we realised that
the butcher had been arrested because he farmed little black girls."
Anthea added: "We didn't know at the time. According to my mum it was very delicious.'
The DJ replied: 'So what do you think it was? You thought it was beef?'
She said: "My mum said yes, she was just buying mince."
There were further gasps before someone in the background said: 'That's horrific.'
Mr Mack added: 'You are the winner this morning. Goodness me. I don't even know what
to say. I had no idea we would get this call this morning. Wow.'
Breakfast show producer Matt Bailey said: "The phone topic was 'what have you eaten?'
We had people ringing up saying they had eaten snails, oysters, Play-Doh and soil, then
out of the blue we get Anthea, who says she has eaten humans.
'It was one of the strangest calls we have ever had. Graham was taken aback
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Clairvoyant banned from claiming she can cure all ills because she cannot prove it
Sister Charlotte, a crystal ball, tarot card and palm reader from Chorlton, Manchester,
claimed to be able to solve problems in love, marriage, business, exams and even immig-
ration.
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The Advertising Standards Authority chal-
lenged her to prove it. When she couldn't,
it ordered her to tone down her adverts.
She said: "A man phoned out of the blue asking how I can claim to do all this. But I don't
claim to cure cancer or solve devastating marriage problems.
"I speak to my clients. They tell me I am effective at removing negative energies and re-
lieving their physical, emotional and spiritual problems.
"I am 100 per cent successful with people who come to see me. If someone does not
think the treatment works, I give them a refund. Some people don't understand."
The leaflet said: "Sister Charlotte can do many great things for you! Remember, no mat-
ter how big you think your problems are, they are not impossible to solve."
They said: "We considered claims that marketers could successfully solve all problems,
break curses, banish evil spirits, improve the health, wealth, love life, happiness or other
circumstances of readers should be avoided because they were likely to be impossible to
prove. Sister Charlotte's claims were unsubstantiated and likely to mislead."
The ASA has received 174 complaints about 171 psychics' ads over the past two years.
A spokesman said cracking down on the small number was important to avoid mislead-
ing the public.
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The Peckham trader's yellow Robin Reliant from the TV comedy "Only Fools and
Horses" is set to sell for what the man himself would regard as a cushty price when it
goes under the hammer this week.
The rusting 600cc three-wheeler featured in a 2002 Christmas Special of the cult televi-
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sion programme and it is expected to
fetch up to £30,000 when it's auctioned at
Bonhams on Tuesday.
It even has a smoke machine to belch out the famous clouds of smoke which billowed
from the exhaust when Del, played by David Jason, made a quick get away.
A set of blow-up dolls can be found in the boot - although these are not set to explode as
they did with the show.
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But the 80-year-old rector ended up causing them more upset, after his gravedigger un-
covered the coffin without getting permission from the authorities and without the family
present.
Mr Thomas took photos of the freshly exhumed grave to prove that Mr Hill's body had
been buried correctly, then drove to the widow's home and got a choirboy to push the pic-
tures through the door.
He has now been forced to apologise to the miner's family, who say they have been left
shocked by the insensitive handling of their case.
Mr Thomas, who has worked at St John the Baptist Church in Armitage, near Lichfield,
since 1966, said: "The gravedigger rang me and said 'I am down the church yard digging
up the Hill grave'. I went down there and quickly took some photographs.
"A choirboy who was in the car with me offered to get out and post them through the
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door.
Mr Hill's widow Martha and their daughter Mary had been tending his grave in a newly
opened section of the cemetery at St John the Baptist since his funeral in February this
year.
They were planning to erect a headstone to coincide with his birthday in December, but a
dispute then broke out over the whereabouts of his burial plot. The family claim the rect-
or admitted he did not know in which plot the coffin had been placed, while the church in-
sists it was the relatives who were confused.
The family say they were horrified to discover that the only way to establish where Mr Hill
had been buried was to have the coffin excavated and its nameplate checked.
His daughter said: "I was very upset then, and said to [the rector], this is not a tin of
beans from Morrisons we are talking about, this is my Dad."
She agreed to the procedure to put her mind at rest and was waiting to be invited to wit-
ness it, but in the meantime the local gravedigger began digging up the grave without first
obtaining permission for digging up consecrated ground from the Chancellor of Lichfield
diocese.
The clergyman could not find the family to tell them that the excavation was taking place,
so instead took his camera to the churchyard and took a series of photos showing the
nameplate on the unearthed coffin and the surrounding ground to show Mr Hill had been
placed in the right plot.
He believed Mr Hill's widow wished to see the photos herself, so drove to her home and
got a choirboy who was in the car with him to post them through the letterbox.
But Mr Hill's daughter claims she was trying to keep the fiasco secret from her mother,
and that she was horrified to be sent photos of her late husband's coffin without warning.
She said "She was distraught. We had not told her what had been going on because she
is almost 78 and we thought it would be too much for her.
"So imagine her shock when she opened that envelope and there was a picture of Dad's
coffin inside. It has really knocked her about."
A spokesman for the diocese said: "The family received an apology for the fact that the
excavation took place when they were not present.
"And the rector should have applied for a faculty before the excavation but did not."
Asked about the delivery of the photographs, the spokesman added: "It shouldn't have
been done in that way at all."
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The department store has ordered more supplies for its four outlets, to be sold in time for
the christmas period.
Ewan Venters, food and restaurant director at Selfridges, said: "Bacon and chocolate
sounds like a strange combination, but the execution is fantastic. It's a real explosion of
flavours and people love it.
"Some of the combinations were really surprising like putting curry in chocolate but it
works" he told the Daily Mail.
"There has been a real revolution in luxury chocolate, as there was with wine a few years
ago. People are much more knowledgeable about it and there is a growing demand for
these high quality, exotic products instead of a box of Milk Tray."
Vosges Haut-Chocolat sells other exotic flavours including: chocolate with mushrooms
and peanut butter, sweet Indian curry and chocolate and Mexican ancho and chipotle
chillies with chocolate.
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Katrina Markoff, owner and chocolatier, uses original methods of French confectionery to
create the sweets, which she learned during her training at Le Cordon Bleu in Paris.
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Sgt. Adam Hutton of the Harwich Police Department said information has been broad-
cast to all the other police departments in the Cape Cod area in hopes of drumming up a
clue, however minor it may be.
Also of note: Near the mystery piano -- serial number 733746 -- was a bench, positioned
as though someone was about to play.
The piano was at the end of a dirt road, near a walking path to a footbridge in the middle
of conservation land near the Cape.
It took a handful of police to move the piano into a vehicle to transport it to storage, so it
would appear that putting it into the woods took more than one person.
Asked whether Harwich police will be holding a holiday party in the storage bay -- tickling
the ivories, pouring eggnog -- while they await word of the piano's origin and fate, Hutton
laughed. No such plans.
Harwich police have had some fun, though. Among the photos they sent to the news me-
dia is one of Officer Derek Dutra examining the piano in the woods. The police entitled
the photo "Liberace."
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A blind student was hounded by bailiffs for a parking fine on a car that did not belong to
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Mark White, 39, from Welling, was sent bailiff letters de-
manding him to pay £571.76 resulting from a parking
fine on a car he never owned.
Mr White, a student at Greenwich University said: "They want me to do all the running
around. How can I have a car?
"They don't seem to see me being blind as not being able to drive a car. I have been re-
gistered blind with them since 2004 but they think I still own a car. I drive a guide dog!
"It has gone on enough. I have been to the police and I have been to the council.
"I asked DVLA staff to send me the registration form which had different hand writing
from mine. I am just fed up with all the stress they have caused my family.
It was only after the Times contacted the council that it confirmed that no further action
would be taken against Mr White.
A spokesperson for Bexley council said: "Bexley has cancelled this ticket and halted any
action by bailiffs.
"We apologise for the distress caused but we rely on the information provided to us by
the DVLA. We will be writing to Mr White to confirm the issue has been dropped."
Mr White was told all the informa tion Bexley council received about parking fines is auto-
mated.
He said: "I am on the Bexley council blind list. Some alarm bells should have been
going."
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"They are far more suitable as pets than are animals which are perceived as more tradi-
tional pets, such as cats, dogs and small mammals. Reptiles fit today's modern lifestyles
as they are less time-consuming, and can also be easier to keep, than other traditional
pet species."
Reptiles are relatively cheap to buy and to keep, Most are kept in heated tanks for at
least part of the day. They require less upkeep than other caged animals, as the little
waste they produce is solid and dry. The population has been calculated through analys-
is of suppliers of reptile food – insects and mice.
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Receptionist Christine Strange, of Bristol, says her couch has started making weird
noises that are getting louder and louder.
"One Sunday morning I sat down on it with a cup of tea and suddenly heard this odd
squeaky noise.
"I thought I must be going mad but Poppy, my Yorkshire terrier, heard it too.
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"It could be an alien for all we know. The noise is getting louder and louder. I'm scared it's
going to come bursting out one evening while we're watching TV."
The Sun reports husband Nigel, 54, refuses to sit on the sofa.
Nick Pope, described as a former X Files expert for Britain's Ministry of Defence, said:
"There are more UFO sightings and more reports of other weird phenomena than I can
recall from any previous year."
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"For decades, artists and writers, most famously the late Derek Jarman, have been
drawn by the sublime empty skies and bracing winds," he added.
The list, compiled for the British Airways High Life magazine, also honours the authenti-
city of the towns of Deal and Ramsgate in Kent, Lewes in West Sussex, Hastings in East
Sussex, Salcombe in South Devon, the Holderness Coast in Yorkshire and Ludlow in
Shropshire.
The eccentric village of Portmeirion in North Wales and and Causeway Coast are North-
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Leeds in West Yorkshire is praised as a city where the bus drivers still call you "luv" and
where "the tourist can experience a different way of living in a city", while Wigtownshire is
described as "so quiet and remote that visiting becomes a spiritual experience".
The list, which honours locations that have not sold out their roots or exaggerated their
historical importance to attract tourists, also includes Hanoi in Vietnam and Zanzibar in
Tanzania.
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TV bosses are facing a £10,000 lawsuit after filming a passer-by on the street for a docu-
mentary about obese people.
Gordana Knezic, 40, said she had no idea that Croatian station HTV were filming her as
she shopped in the capital Zagreb .
She says she was horrified to see herself on TV later described as an example of an
overweight person.
Programme-makers say they have already apologised. HTV spokesman Janos Roemer
said: "We have been in contact with the lady concerned."
She said: "I was absolutely staggered when I turned on the TV to see myself in a film
about fat people.
"It was terrible. An apology is not enough. I want to make a point with this legal case. I
want to show that attacks on human dignity like this cannot be tolerated."
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A US judge is punishing noise polluters by forcing them to listen to the likes of Barry Ma-
nilow.
Judge Paul Sacco, from Fort Lupton, Colorado, makes persistent noise nuisances listen
to music they hate, reports the Daily Mirror.
He claims his method of making offenders sit in a room and listen to music they don't like
for one hour has seen a massive drop in the number of repeat offenders in the small
town.
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"These people should have to listen to music they don't like," Mr Sacco told local news
station KUSA-TV.
"Most kids don't want to hear somebody like Glenn Close trying to sing opera," he said.
Sacco brought in the punishment when he noticed that many of the repeat offenders
simply showed up at his courtroom to pay their fine with cash.
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Juror dismissed from a trial after using Facebook to help make a decision
The woman posted details of the child abduction and sex assault case on the social net-
working site.
She then invited friends to help her decide whether the defendents were guilty or inno-
cent.
"I don't know which way to go, so I'm holding a poll" she wrote.
Under the British constitution and in the interests of a fair trial, jurors are forbidden from
discussing details of cases even with their closest family members.
The woman was dismissed from Burnley Crown Court, Lancshire, after a court official re-
cieved the anoymous tip off.
It was believed the she did not use any privacy settings on her profile, so the Facebook
posts could be read by anyone.
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Although the trial continued with 11 jurors, legal experts said the juror risked being
charged with contempt of court and the trial could have collapased.
"She had been asking her mates what they thought – and some people came back with
guilty verdicts" a source told the Sun.
"Not discussing trials is one of the most important things jurors are told and is essential
for a fair trial," the paper was told.
Yesterday a courts service spokesman confirmed the juror was dismissed last week.
Portuguese Nelson Claudino, 26, and Farooq Ahmed, 27, and Hardeep Singh, 32, both
of Leicester, were cleared of child abduction at the trial.
Ahmed and Claudino were acquitted of sex with a girl of 14 and Claudino was cleared of
a serious sex assault.
He earlier admitted raping a 12-year-old girl and will be sentenced next month.
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Man who celebrates Christmas every day scaling back celebrations due to credit crunch
Divorced Mr Park said: 'I've been through 37 electric ovens and worn out 23 video re-
corders by watching the Queen's Speech every day. I've also sent myself 235,206 Christ-
mas cards. But these days the postage is so dear I'm having to deliver them myself.
'The credit crunch is getting to me big time and I may even have to cut out the cham-
pagne and start singing for my Christmas dinner.
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'The lunch with all the trimmings and alcohol is costing in excess of £150 a week, but I'm
fighting hard not to let the financial crisis ruin the celebrations.
'I'm not being tight but a few of the little extras are having to go. I'm only having one
Christmas tree this year, instead of two, and I'm cutting back on the Christmas lights be-
cause of energy bills.
'I used to get a 14lb turkey, now I'm going for a 9lb one. I refuse to compromise on cham-
pagne and always have Moet, but now I'm having to make it last two days.'
Every morning since July 14 1994, the father of one has breakfasted on mince pies and
sherry, before opening the presents he has bought for himself. Then he eats a full roast
turkey lunch and watches the Queen's Speech on video, his favourite being her 'annus
horribilis' address.
When he last took stock of his intake in October, Mr Park calculated that he had con-
sumed 5,110 turkeys, 94,080 mince pies, 28,224 roast potatoes, and opened 204,400
Christmas crackers.
This December 25 he will be buying himself a new suit, but in a more economically se-
cure year he treated himself to a Mercedes.
Mr Park is hoping the situation improves so he can pay the £70,000 an undertaker has
quoted him for a Christmas themed funeral.
The plan demands that all mourners dress as Father Christmas, watch the Queen's
Speech on a giant screen, and say goodbye to Mr Park in a coffin full of Brussels sprouts.
Noddy Holder, of Slade, will also be asked to sing the band's famous festive hit, Merry
Christmas Everybody.
Explaining the moment his life changed, Mr Park said: 'I'll never forget the day it started.
The sun was shining, but I was just feeling fed up and bored, so I went home and put the
decorations up. Suddenly I was happy. I thought, this is fun. So I did it again the next day,
and the day after that.
'Since then my routine every day has been to get up and have seven or eight mince pies
and glass of sherry for breakfast.
'After that I open the presents I've wrapped for myself. Later, after I've gone out to work,
I'll maybe watch a Christmas film like The Great Escape.
'People do think I'm crackers, but I enjoy treating myself and I'm the only one in the world
who does it. Others have tried to copy me, but they can't last.
'When people come to my house it turns a sad face into a smiling one, and the happi-
ness stays with them.
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'My daughter used to love celebrating it with me but she's in her 20s now and people
started teasing her a bit. I think her dad was a bit of an embarrassment.'
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Cat in a twist
"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on
the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in
synthetic urine."
"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality produc-
tion and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, any-
time, anywhere you need it!"
Mr Catalano and Mr Wills pleaded guilty to conspiracy to sell drug paraphernalia and con-
spiracy to defraud the United States government.
Puck Technology also pleaded guilty to the same charges. The company has stopped
operating.
Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh and are sched-
uled to be sentenced in February.
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Pianist's dying wish fulfilled as David Tennant uses his skull in Hamlet performance
Since then it has only been used in rehearsals because no actor felt comfortable enough
using it on stage in front of an audience.
David Howells, curator of the RSC's archives, said: "In 1989 the actor Mark Rylance re-
hearsed with it for quite a while but he couldn't get past the fact it wasn't Yorick's, it was
André Tchaíkowsky's."
Now, unbeknown to the paying public, Dr Who actor Tennant has used the skull in 22
performances of Hamlet in Stratford-upon-Avon.
Director Greg Doran explained why he didn't want anyone to know. He said: "I thought it
would topple the play and it would be all about David acting with a real skull."
Polish-born Tchaíkowsky was smuggled out of the Warsaw ghetto in 1942 to the city of
Lodz, before settling in Paris and later England. He lived in Oxford for a time and loved
going to the theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon.
The skull will now travel with the Hamlet production to the Novello Theatre in London.
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A Japanese man has been arrested for releasing hundreds of beetle larvae inside a
moving express train to try to scare female passengers, police said.
"I wanted to see women get scared and shake their legs," police quoted 35-year-old Man-
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abu Mizuta as saying.
He was arrested on the spot by a patrolling police officer after releasing the creatures on
the Keihan line in Osaka prefecture.
"He would go close to women on the train, any woman, and pour out the worms from
containers," said a police spokesman.
Local police had been on alert after 18 similar cases of released worms had been repor-
ted this month by the same train operator.
"When the arrest was made, the man had nearly emptied a container, which is believed
to have held 200 worms," he said. "You cannot count them because there are so many."
Mizuta had 10 containers in his backpack estimated to contain a total of 3,600 worms,
police said.
"We have the worms sitting inside the police station right now," the spokesman said. "You
see them wriggling inside their clear cases. It's really disgusting."
Pagan couple make their new house a home by installing stone circle in garden
So when the pagan couple left their historic £1million mansion, Abbotts Court in Wey-
mouth, Dorset, a dozen men with a crane and a fleet of trucks took the rocks to their new
home in Dorchester, ten miles away.
Neighbours watched in amazement as the stones, each weighing between half and
three-quarters of a ton, were placed in the garden.
The couple - both antique dealers - had them aligned at special points around the ex-
tensive grounds of the £600,000, six-bedroom property to encircle themselves with en-
ergy.
Each was apparently placed along a ley line which runs from Maiden Castle, an Iron-Age
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hill fort near Dorchester, through to Maumbury Rings, a Roman amphitheatre.
Mrs Burton then invited 20 witches from her coven to dedicate the stone circle during a
night-time ritual.
The 60-year-old - whose mother and grandmother were witches - said: 'We had a bless-
ing of the stones and we brought the energy back.
'You could feel the energy circling the stones. We feel they are a place between worlds.
'It's hard to describe the feeling you get when you are near these stones - but it is
something extremely powerful.
'You can feel the energy pulsing around you, moving inside you - you feel at one with
nature and get a real high.'
The stone circle was erected in the ten-acre grounds of 11-bedroom Abbotts Court by
Thomas Burberry, founder of the fashion house, in the early 1900s.
Mr Burton, 64, and his wife, who teaches magic and witchcraft, discovered it when they
bought the property in 1980 and planned to leave it as an historic landmark when they
downsized and moved to Dorchester.
But the property developer who bought the mansion threatened to throw out the stones if
they were left behind.
Mrs Burton, who has five children and 12 grandchildren, said: 'It was a really big job
bringing the stones with us.
'We had to employ about a dozen rather burly men and a crane to transport it all - but it
was well worth it. Although I think a few of the neighbours were a little surprised, on the
whole I think it's been really well received.
‘We were very upset at the thought of these stones just being dumped - but couldn't think
of how we could get them with us.
'They've made such a difference to our lives. We were delighted when we realised we
would be able to take the stones with us.'
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Homer sings Spiderpig to the theme of Spiderman while walking a pig across the ceiling
in The Simpsons Movie.
Mullen sang the song to officers on 25 July while sitting in the back of a police van after
being involved in a fight in Blairgowrie, Perthshire.
Solicitor Paul Ralph, defending, said: "He started the song and that was the origin of the
joke, but things went further. He felt he had not done anything to be apprehended for."
Mullen breached his curfew on 30 October and assaulted a police officer on 2 November.
Mr Ralph told Perth Sheriff Court that Mullen, of Harriet Row, had been abusing alcohol
since the age of 12.
Sheriff Robert McCreadie said: "It is tragic that you have taken alcohol for almost half of
your life. You have a dreadful record for a man of 22.
"It is now your decision if you want to continue down the tragic and appalling road you
have chosen for yourself."
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Puzzled zookeepers in northern Japan have discovered the reason why their attempts to
mate two polar bears kept failing: Both are female.
The municipal zoo in the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido brought in a polar bear cub three
106 years ago. They named it Tsuyoshi, after the popular baseball outfielder Tsuyoshi Shinjo,
and waited until it reached reproductive
age.
Earlier this month, zookeepers put Tsuyoshi under anesthesia to get to the bottom of the
matter. That's when they made their discovery: Tsuyoshi is a female.
Still, the Kushiro zoo plans to keep Tsuyoshi because he -- or rather, she -- has become
immensely popular with visitors.
"I have rather mixed feelings, given the need for breeding, but Tsuyoshi is an idol for
Kushiro," Yoshio Yamaguchi, head of the Kushiro zoo, told Japan's Kyodo news agency.
"We will not be changing it to 'Tsuyoko' since it is loved by citizens (by the current
name)," Yamaguchi said.
Meanwhile, Tsuyoshi's "brother," who was adopted by another zoo, has also turned out to
be female, Kyodo reported.
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The officers burst in with sniffer dogs and took samples of the plants for analysis.
Lulu Matheson, who has lived in the property in Shieldaig for 53 years, said she was
shaken up by the encounter.
Mrs Matheson told the Daily Mail: "I got a terrible fright and I couldn't understand what
they were doing here because I knew we had nothing more than tomatoes in the window.
I don't know what the neighbours must be thinking."
Her 47-year-old son Gus, a former driver, was looking out of the window when he saw 107
police cars stop outside.
He said: "I wondered what on earth was going on. I opened the door and they more or
less barged past, saying that I was growing cannabis on the windowsills.
"I started laughing because I knew they were tomato plants but it wasn't so funny when
they frisked me and then started tearing the house apart."
Mr Matheson said he was held in the bedroom while officers searched the furniture and
under the mattress. He also said that the police impounded the family's pet dogs.
"They even 'arrested' Zac, our black labrador, and Moby, our Jack Russell, putting them
in the back of one of the cop cars," Mr Matheson added.
"And I just couldn't believe it when they brought sniffer dogs all the way from Alness,
which is about two hours away."
He went on: "Despite leaving with their tails between their legs, the police didn't even
apologise."
He said: "We always enjoy having a juicy home-grown tomato with our dinner and I've
had fine crops this year."
A police spokesman said: "We can confirm that, acting on information, we attended at an
address in the Shieldaig area.
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"It's a fairly uncommon outcome for trichs," said Dr. Martin Franklin, associate professor
of clinical psychology and psychiatry at the University of Pennsylvania, who studies
trichotillomania in children and adolescents. "But it's pretty life-threatening if you do end
up here."
While he notes that most who have trichotillomania do not eat their hair after pulling it out,
he said this extreme form of the condition occurs in between 30 and 50 percent of pa-
tients.
"Certainly when you eat enough of your hair to require surgery, we're at the other end of
the continuum," said Martin.
Trichotillomania often begins in early childhood, and can start as young as 18 months, al-
though it typically doesn't begin until age 10. A person with the illness compulsively pulls
out the hair (between 70 and 93 percent of patients are estimated to be women).
Among adult patients, most have the condition starting in childhood, but in many cases it
may go unreported, said Dr. Darin Dougherty, a psychiatrist and co-director of the Tricho-
tillomania Clinic at Massachusetts General Hospital.
Patients often exhibit other repetitive behaviors, because of the disease's similarities to
obsessive compulsive disorder.
"People with trich often have other repetitive bodily focused behavior," he said. "In addi-
tion to pulling their hair, they also chew on their nails or the inside of their cheek."
Dougherty estimates that with intervention ranging from behavior therapy to medication,
60 to 80 percent of patients can be effectively treated.
But while the condition is usually nonfatal -- most of the effects come from social prob-
lems resulting from bald patches -- doctors say those interventions are crucial.
Christina Pearson described her 20-year ordeal as a painful period of thinking she was
alone, "thinking I was the world's biggest freak."
For her, pulling her hair out and then chewing on the root (which doctors say is typically
not enough to result in an accumulation of hair in the stomach) was an irresistible com-
pulsion.
"I used to cry watching my hand go to my head, and there were times in my 20s that I
would tie my hands together."
Ultimately, Pearson learned more about her disorder and got help. Eighteen years ago,
she founded the Trichotillomania Learning Center, where she is now executive director,
educating people about the condition to prevent the problems she had.
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"There's not a lot of thought involved in this. It's more like scratching an itch. It's more like
chewing gum," Pearson said. "It would induce a trance for me that would last for hours,
and then the next day I would be absolutely traumatized.
"You cannot imagine why you're doing this and why you can't stop. It doesn't make
sense."
While cases like the one in Mumbai are not common among trichotillomania sufferers,
several occur every few years and they can be fatal when they result in bowel obstruc-
tion.
Last year, Dr. Sri Komanduri, a gastrointestinal surgeon then at Rush Medical Center in
Chicago and now at nearby Northwestern Memorial Hospital, removed a 10-pound mass
of hair from an 18-year-old woman, writing an account of it in the New England Journal of
Medicine.
"Essentially, the entire stomach was kind of engulfed with this thing," he told
ABCNews.com.
While people often swallow unusual objects such as coins, Komanduri said that the mass
of those objects keeps them from accumulating in the stomach.
"Things like hair don't have much substance or weight to them, and they tend to pool," he
said.
He noted that surgery was not the typical solution for patients, as most of the hair accu-
mulations could be removed by pushing it out during an endoscopy or using other non-
surgical techniques.
He said that in the past 10 years he has seen five cases of hair accumulation in the gut,
but this was the first time surgery was needed. He also noted that the masses of hair are
not typically found until some other problem forces doctors to look in the stomach.
In the vast majority of cases, the effects are psychological. Patients are ashamed of their
behavior, and depression can result -- although doctors are not sure whether it is caused
by the trichotillomania itself or by the problem in the brain that leads to the illness. The
condition can also leave patients with bald spots or repetitive stress injuries.
But even with those effects, people with the disease are reluctant to come forward.
Franklin explains the mindset of many children as "I know I'm doing something that's un-
usual, I'm ashamed of it, I don't want to tell anybody."
But by observing their children to see if they pull out hair excessively and by laying out
the complications of excessive hair-pulling, he said parents can go a long way toward
helping.
But Franklin notes it isn't easy. He said he has seen cases of a husband and wife where
the husband was unaware that his wife was pulling out her hair while he was asleep.
Dougherty notes that many cases are not identified by the parents but are caught by the
dermatologist when the parents bring their children in worrying about hair loss or a poten-
tial skin problem.
Doctors say that parent awareness is the key to helping children with trichotillomania, and
they can benefit by more media attention, spotlighting a potentially embarrassing but not
uncommon condition.
"There's a lot of shame and a lot of reasons kids want to keep it to themselves," said
Franklin. "This is fairly common and treatable, and something that's not so shameful."
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Andrew Mondia, 32, was one of several Father Christmases handing out presents and
seasonal good cheer in the grotto of the London fashion store.
The store said an elf had warned Mr Mondia he should not be inviting either children or
adults to sit on his knee and it was against company policy.
A spokesman for Selfridges told the Guardian: "It's vital that everyone bringing children to
see Santa can be absolutely confident that the visit will be a happy one. Unfortunately,
this particular Santa didn't behave in line with his training or the standards we've set so
we acted swiftly and asked him to leave."
The company said it is made clear to potential Santas during their training that no one
should sit on Santa's lap and Santas must certainly not "promote or proactively seek"
anyone to do so.
Mr Mondia said his one-day training was "a bit rushed", adding: "I was just being my inno-
cent usual self. I was shocked when they told me – I couldn't believe I've been sacked for
being too friendly."
Mr Mondia, whose previous jobs have included posing as a box of Nesquik and a Black-
berry pearl mobile phone, had been due to work six days a week over the festival period,
earning him about £2,500.
He said: "I'm not sure what I'll do now. It's disappointing, but I've learnt that, even as
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Santa Claus, you can't please everyone all the time."
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A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the
natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.
"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this
being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper
told the Austrian Times newspaper.
"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will
be disturbed during hatching time," he added.
There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay pen-
guins have captured the public's attention more than any other species.
A German zoo provoked outrage from gay lobby groups after attempting to mate a group
of gay male penguins with Swedish female birds who were flown in especially to seduce
them. But the project was abandoned after the males refused to be "turned", showing no
interest in their would-be mates.
In 2002 a couple of penguins at a New York zoo who had been together for eight years
were "outed" when keepers noticed that they were both males.
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This man, who calls himself "Bigjobs", was photographed perched on the top of a high-
rise building site in Manchester without any harness or safety supports.
Other urban explorers have posted pictures of themselves in perilous locations such as
on Clifton Suspension Bridge in Bristol, hundreds of feet above the River Avon
Many urban explorers "infiltrate" closed or deserted buildings like factories, hospitals and
theme parks, while others explore sewer networks and catacombs.
But some put themselves a serious risk of injury by clambering onto bridges, building
sites and other high structures in order to capture the most dramatic photos of their ex-
ploits.
Enthusiasts claim that they do not damage the buildings they explore, and some even
seek consent before gaining access, but police have warned that their "hobby" puts lives
at risk and can be illegal.
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Police were amazed at their discovery during a routine check of vehicles on the road.
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Zing Shen, 42, was steering the vehicle
with his feet and said he had been doing
so for years.
The man told traffic police that ever since he lost his arms in an industrial accident sever-
al years ago, he had used his feet to steer his vehicle without difficulty. He has no arms
from the elbows down.
His car was an automatic so he did not have to concern himself with changing gear.
A police spokesman in Beijing said: "The man said that he was a very safe driver and felt
he was as good as anyone else on the road, despite his disability.
"He had an automatic so did not need to worry about changing gears and said he had put
a lot of practice into learning to control the steering wheel with his legs.
"He said he was actually even more careful now with driving than he had been before he
lost his arms. He was surprised when we arrested him."
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Man stranded in mobility scooter for 16 hours after getting stuck in mud
He said: "I just nipped out at 5pm for some fresh air and was going across a bridge when
114 I turned left and got stuck fast in the mud.
"It got very cold and it was quite a frightening experience. I won't go there again in the
dark."
Mr Calloway, a father-of-two who lives in Crawley, West Sussex, was taken to hospital
after his ordeal on Sunday night but did not suffer any serious injuries.
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Yummy Ham
The plan has been drawn up by the Be Safe Partnership, involving Bolton council, the po-
lice and fire service. The council could not say how much the bubble blowers have cost,
but they usually retail for £1-£4.
Matthew Elliott, chief executive of the Taxpayers' Alliance, said: 'This is completely
bonkers. People want the police fighting crime, not handing out nursery school gimmicks.
If this money isn't needed it should be given back to taxpayers, not squandered.'
The move is unlikely to match the innocence of Bubbles, John Everett Millais's painting of
a golden-haired boy gazing up at a bubble, which became iconic as an advert for soap.
It is not the first unorthodox effort to curb alcohol-fuelled behaviour: in recent years
Manchester police have handed out lollipops to stop people shouting in the street after
nights out. It was revealed last week that women in Devon, staggering home in high
heels, are being given flip-flops to stop them falling into the gutter.
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* Life & style * Christmas Glitter-covered reindeer poo in your stocking this Christmas
116 The droppings are sold for $5 each in the zoo gift shop as 'magical reindeer gem drop-
pings'
The droppings, on sale at $5 (£3.26) each, are dried before being clear-coated and either
painted or rolled in glitter.
The zoo's marketing director Susie Ohley has named the gifts "magical reindeer gem or-
naments", and each comes with a label of authenticity.
Some shoppers are surprised at the size of the "gems," which are only about as big as
marbles.
"Reindeer are so big," said zoo maintenance worker Sheldon Williams. But the drop-
pings are "just a big pile of small."
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Lu Fengshuang fell into a coma after suffering a head injury in an industrial accident.
Zhang Kui, of Shenyang, had tried for years to wake his wife of 27 years. He had played
music, spoken to her, even tickled her, but nothing worked.
"I then recalled someone saying that the feet are the home for many nerves," he told the
Liao Sheng Evening Post.
So he dutifully bit her toes over a ten-year period until one day she responded by squeez-
ing his wrist.
"I got goose bumps. It was like a dead person suddenly gripping your hand," he told the
newspaper.
The next challenge, however, is to help her speak-- so far she can move her arms and
smile, but her husband is keen to hear his wife's voice again.
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''So much passion at the age of 82, with all the aches
and pains he has, could prove lethal", the woman was
quoted as saying to police.
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118 A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but
turned up empty in Sydney this week.
The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the contain-
er, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she
said.
Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the
magazine.
The lights require so much electricity that he paid for workmen to dig up his road and lay
an industrial-strength power cable, after finding himself unable to boil a kettle when the
display was switched on.
The energy bill for the lights is expected to pass the £700 it cost last Christmas, but Mr
Goodhind says the price is worth it for the hundreds of local people who come to see the
house every day over the festive period.
The 24-year-old, who started planning this year's decorations in July, puts on his annual
display to raise money for a local hospice following the death of his mother.
Last year he raised £2,000 for Dorothy House in Bradford on Avon through donations
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from neighbours and visitors, with local community groups laying on minibus trips to the
spectacle.
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The real-life Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - originally priced at £16,750, is now for sale on
eBay for £2.3million.
Its first flight was in 1949 and its last was in 1977. It has been in storage ever since.
It is being sold by Carl and Marilyn Felling, who bought the vehicle in 1981.
They originally intended to get it flying again, but ran out of money.
The Aerocar was once flown to Cuba where Fidel Castro's brother, Raul, apparently took
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the controls.
During that flight, the vehicle ran out of gas and was damaged when it landed on a coun-
try road.
It was subsequently used for traffic reports by a radio station in Oregon and was later
used by a travelling salesman.
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'Normally, female flying foxes will go to the ends of the earth to save their babies, so it
goes to illustrate how bad the storms were,' said carer Trish Wimberley of the Wildcare
Australia centre in Queensland.
'An ideal way to keep them warm is to wrap them in yellow duster cloths.
'They are very demanding. We must ensure they are fed every four hours.'
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The shabby tree only arrived hours before former Atomic Kitten Natasha Hamilton was
due to turn on the lights and town centre bosses say it was too late to send it back.
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Local councillor Joan Maslin said she had been
inundated with complaints about the tree, reports
the Daily Telegraph.
"People have been phoning me and stopping me in the street to complain about the
threadbare state."
But Mike Weston, manager of the shopping centre which paid for the tree, said the coun-
cil had no right to complain as it had not contributed towards the cost.
"I admit, it doesn't look very good. But the local councillor had the cheek to complain - the
council has not contributed a penny towards the Christmas decorations.
"We ordered a standard Christmas tree from a supplier, and when this awful thing ar-
rived, it was too late to send it back before the switch-on.
"We have spent thousands of pounds lighting up the town centre and hiring Santa to
come and give free toys to children on Saturdays, and these toys are not rubbish ones. If
the council is so concerned let them spend some of their money on another tree."
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Cleaner told he can keep £10,000 in cut-up banknotes, if he can piece it together
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Mr Hill, from Gainsborough, Lincs, said: "I was gutted when I looked in the bin and saw all
the money cut up."
He found the money chopped up and dumped in a bin in Lincoln's Central Market, along
with a second bundle found in a bin near a restaurant. They are thought to have been
thrown away on the night of May 7.
Lincolnshire Police launched an investigation but gave him it back when no-one came
forward.
Det Con Nick Cobb said: "Following extensive inquiries, there was no evidence that the
money was stolen or linked to any criminal activity.
"We liaised with the Bank of England and established that the money was genuine.
"Having had no person claim it, we returned it to the finder, who according to the Bank of
England, is obliged to try to piece it back together.
"This was a very unusual case, and despite our inquiries, the circumstances of why and
how the money came to be torn up and put in the bin remains a mystery."
A spokesman for the Bank of England said: "From what I understand of Mr Hill's case, he
should be fine to get a reimbursement on the notes that he can put together."
For Mr Hill to be successful he will have to ensure that the two serial numbers found on
the front of every bank note match when he pieces them together.
He stands a better chance of success if the fragments are larger and contain the chief
cashier's signature and the "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of" clause.
The spokesman added: "We ask that people tell us how the note came to be damaged as
well. We are more reluctant to pay out if someone said they set fire to it."
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How To Hide An Unwanted Erection
Even hardened criminals have a right to aftershave and hand cream, Germany's highest
court has ruled, approving the appeal of a male inmate against gender discrimination.
The Federal Constitutional Court said the plaintiff was right in challenging a prison policy
which allowed only female inmates to spend € 25 ($50) of their own money on cosmetic
and skin care products each month.
"Members of one sex cannot be denied their wellness choices simply because they are
more typically found among the opposite sex.''
It said the current practice of only allowing women to purchase beauty products amoun-
ted to a violation of the protection against sex discrimination under Germany's Basic Law.
The plaintiff's lawyer, Kai Zimmermann, said his client had fought through lower courts to
Germany's top tribunal in the southwestern city of Karlsruhe for "the right to use after-
shave, moisturiser and the like''.
Mr Zimmermann declined to give his client's name, age or the crime for which he is
serving time.
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Friday, December 05, 2008
Bouffant bird
Highlights are expected to include promotion of the West End's traffic-free day on Sat-
urday to lure shoppers.
Sally Chatterjee, of Visit London, said the festive period was special thanks to the West
End lights, seasonal theatre and ice rinks.
"A talking lion in Trafalgar Square is a great way to bring to life the magic of the festive
period in the capital," she said.
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A laptop attached to a webcam captured stunning images of the bears looking down on
Earth from nearly 100,000ft.
Pupils from nearby Parkside and Coleridge community colleges assisted scientists by
creating space suits to stop the teddies from freezing solid.
After completing their mission the pair parachuted back to earth and made a soft landing
near Ipswich just 50 miles from their launch pad.
Henry Hallam, 21, an aerodynamics student at Pembroke College at Cambridge, led the
successful experiment to monitor weather conditions above the Earth.
He said: "We asked the children to build the space suits for the teddy bears and we mon-
itored the temperatures inside and outside the suits.
"It was still pretty cold for the bears but they would be frozen solid if they didn't have their
suits.
"It was great to involve these young people in the Space Flight club, so they can learn
about physics in a different and exciting way."
Thia Unsworth, 12, from Parkside College, helped to design the spacesuit for MAT.
She said: "It was unbelievable to see the balloon take off and it's incredible to see the pic-
tures of the teddy bears in space.
"I've always loved science before, but I now understand how it helps in the real world."
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BrickArms Custom Minifig - Bandit 'Mr. White'
A baby boy with eight toes on each foot was discharged from a hospital in Leizhou,
southeast Guangdong province on November 5, 2008. The baby has five fingers on each
hand but doesn't have thumbs. Doctor said this might have something to do with genet-
ics or environment pollution.
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Sunday, December 07, 2008
Man dies from picking his nose
His body was found by John Edwards, the manager of the Royal Court block of flats in
Ladybarn near Didsbury, Manchester - where Mr Bothwell lived alone - on September 5.
Mr Edwards told the inquest: "I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head
but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead." But Dr Emyr Benbow, the consultant
who carried out the post mortem at Manchester Royal Infirmary, said he could find no
evidence that a bang to Mr Bothwell's head had contributed to his death.
The only place he found any contributory evidence was inside Mr Bothwell's nasal cavity,
which was full of blood.
Dr Benbow told the inquest: "The nasal cavity was filled with blood. My conclusion is that
the most likely cause of death is epistaxis, the technical term for a nose-bleed. "The most
common cause of epistaxis is picking the nose and I believe that is likely to be what
happened." Mr Bothwell had been a fit young man until he suffered a brain haemorrhage
when he was 20. He was unable to work and he quickly descended into alcoholism. His
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only relative was a sister living in Cornwall, who he saw just once in 30 years at his moth-
er's funeral in 1986.
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"I've been working the land since I was a boy, and it's the first time I've seen anything
like it."
Semhat, 56, said he had not done anything special to inspire the monster mash. "I didn't
use any chemicals at all," he insisted, adding that he had to ask a friend to help him haul
the huge tuber from the ground.
Now he hopes the find will get a mention in the famous Guinness book, and said he will
send in the details for possible inclusion next year.
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He said he was "very proud" that the super spud grew on the farm where he cultivates
mainly potatoes and bananas, given that it suffered a pounding in 2006 during the sum-
mer Israeli war on Hezbollah and south Lebanon.
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The four-and-a-half inch long string was made from tough stems of honeysuckle, nettles
or wild clematis twisted together.
Marine archaeologists discovered it when they found a flooded Stone Age settlement just
off the coast of the Isle of Wight.
The team, led by Gary Momber of the Hampshire and Wight Trust for Maritime Archae-
ology, cut small blocks of the sea floor out for analysis after seeing the wooded remains
of the settlement by chance.
The string was buried in one of them. The find is remarkable because the fibres, made of
organic matter, would usually decay quite quickly.
Now the results have been published in British Archaeology magazine whose editor Mike
Pitts described it as a "fantastic find".
He said: "I don't think the average person realises what an important piece of technology
string has been over the ages."
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Kissing squirrels
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'Chav' nativity casts Mary as a 'Kappa-slapper'
Teenagers at Oakwood School in Bexley, Kent, were told to read through the script, that
also referred to Jesus turning water into Stella lager.
Another part of the short play talked about the police killing "bay-bees", while Mary re-
ferred to the extra benefit payments she would receive for having Jesus.
Mother Michelle Taylor, 35, branded the play "disgraceful" after being shown the text.
She said: "I couldn't believe what I was seeing. You try to encourage your children to
speak properly and then they get given this sort of thing at school. I know some young
people do speak like this sometimes but the school should not be condoning it in any
way."
She added: "In one scene they have Mary and Joseph breaking into a garage because
there is no room at the inn. That is not right.
"The pupil I spoke to thought it was highly amusing that Mary and Joseph were being por-
trayed as Chavs, but I didn't."
'Chav' is a term most frequently used to describe white working class teenagers or young
people who misbehave.
Oakwood is a mixed day school for 51 pupils aged 11 to 16 who have "social, emotional
and behavioural difficulties", according to its latest Ofsted report, which gave it a 'Good'
rating overall.
A spokesman for Bexley Council said the text was given out as part of a drama lesson in-
to the use of language.
The spokesman said: "It was never the intention of Oakwood School to use this script as
its nativity play. This piece of work was part of a sketch for year nine students were look-
ing at during a drama lesson on the use of language. 'This is definitely not the kind of lan- 131
guage that the school would ever encourage or endorse.
"The school apologises for any upset this confusion may have caused parents. We are
proud of our school community and our relationship with parents and pupils and would
never knowingly cause distress to either.
"The school's annual nativity play will be a traditional take on the Christmas story."
Full text
Pupil One: Do you hear what we 'erd, right, there's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a
virgin.
Pupil three: She's not married or nuffink. But she's got this boyfriend Joe, innit? He does
joinery an' that. May lives with him in a crib down Nazaref. Well anyways, one day right
Mary meets this bloke Gabriel right.
Pupil three: She's like 'Ooo ya looking at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff,
you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked.
Pupil one: She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I
never bin wiv no one!'
Pupil three: Well, see the thing is she hadn't bin wiv no-one. Honest! So Mary goes and
sees her cousing Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spir-
its, Bacardi breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary. I can feel me bay-bee in me
tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed.
Pupil two: Think of all the extra benefits an' that that they are gonna get. Mary goes
'Yeah, s'pose you're right.
Pupil one: Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponce a donkey an' go dahn
Beflehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah?
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Pupil one: Nah, to have her bay-bee an' that.
Pupil two: What, have the kid in the pub? That's outers, people in the pub having a quiet
pint then in comes this bird screaming and hollering 'n stuff. Put me off me drink that
would!
Pupil three: Shut up will ya! See the fing is there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary
an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an'
that.
Pupil three: Well then, these free geezers turn up, looking proper bling wiv crowns on
their 'eads. They're like 'Respect, baby-bee Jesus,' an' say they're wise men from the
East End.
Pupil one: On shut up! Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein
an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas, and Burberry?'
Pupil three: Well. Then blow me, some Welsh bloke's turn up wiv a sheep, well it's all
about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sex he's got another message from this
Lord geezer.
Pupil three: Shut it! Anyways he's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin' all the baby-
bees. You better nash off to Egypt.
Pupil one: Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' down Egypt on a minging
donkey.'
Pupil two: Wouldn't get me on no minging donkey. Went on one at Margate in the sum-
mer, it proper stunk.
Pupil one: Will you give it a rest? Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you
stay.' So they go down Egypt till they've stopped killin' the first-born an' it's safe an' that.
Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.
Pupil two: Well what yous getting for Christmas this year?
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Pupil three: Dunno, perhaps a bita bling. I don't see wat all the fuss is about Christmas,
it's just an excuse to get stuffed and fall asleep in front of the telly innit?
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Residents' igloo rooms are supplied with sleeping bags, fleeces and instructions on how
to survive the "sleepover".
When they awake, hot berry juice is provided to help thaw them out. There are also two
"warm" subterranean rooms provided for less hardy travellers.
A team of 15 ice sculptors spent three weeks building the Ice Hotel from over a thousand
lorry-loads of snow.
This year, an extra three rooms have been carved from the ice, bringing the frozen ac-
commodation up to 30 suites.
All the rooms are decorated with ornate carvings and lit with multi coloured lights.
An ice bar and restaurant, ice slides and ice sculptures have also been created to keep
visitors to the Snowvillage near Kittila, Finland entertained.
The ice hotel has been built on the 7.5 square kilometre (three square mile) site every
winter for the last eight years. The entire complex will melt away as temperatures rise in
the spring.
Snowvillage designer, Heini said: "It seems that if we have a very cold autumn then the
spring will be warm and the Snowvillage will melt earlier.
"But, as like this year, our autumn has been warm, our spring should be colder. So hope-
fully we'll be taking guests until April next year."
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Waltham Abbey has a single fire engine and is crewed by regulars during the day but at
night retained part-timers take over and answer any emergency calls.
Assistant Chief Officer Gordon Hunter said: "The fire officer contacted his control at
around 10pm to say there were mice in the kitchen and he was returning to his normal
station.
"He was told by the manager there to return and re-open the station. We are waiting to in-
terview him when he returns to duty and in the meantime pest control firm has been
called in but found no evidence of any mouse infestation."
The force said the incident was under review and the matter is also being investigated by
the Fire Brigade's Union.
Regional Secretary Adrian Clarke: "Talks are going on about issues such as risk assess-
ment and working practices. But a rodent infestation is a serious matter whether it is a
hotel or a fire station."
A fire brigade insider said: "He may have a phobia about mice which is odd because fire-
men have to deal with all sort of animals in their work – including things like angry bulls –
so a mouse should not have been a problem. "
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Julie, 52, said: 'Frankie looks very pleased with himself when he comes in with these
presents.
'He's been going out of the house and coming back with all these toys for pretty much as
long as he's been allowed out.
'They're all soft toys for cats I think. About 15 of them are all the same leopard. He
doesn't really play with them. He dumps them down and goes out looking for something
else.'
In the past year alone Frankie's haul has included teddy bears, leopards and a giant
squeaky beefburger.
Now Julie has plastered her home town of Swindon with posters to try and trace the
rightful owners.
Julie, who lives with her partner Gary Witts, 47, got Frankie from a Wiltshire farm in 2006.
She said: 'I'd be interested to find out what's happening when he goes out.
'Frankie is quite independent and comes in and out of the cat flap all through the day and
night.
'He's quite a friendly cat and likes to sleep on your shoulder, although he lets you know if
he wants to be on his own.'
Two weeks ago Frankie stole two green witch's heads, which must have come from a re-
cent Halloween party.
He has also swiped a range of old socks, nappy sacks, half-eaten beefburgers and chips
- as well as the traditional dead mice and birds.
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Concentrate specialises in products to help kids at school and identify why they get dis-
tracted or are unable to focus in class, claim the chewed end encourages them to get
thinking straight away.
"We know it's daft but just get down to some concentrated thinking and who knows what
might happen," said company boss Mark Champkins.
"We began to look at the reasons that children might be distracted, uncomfortable or un-
able to focus in lessons - and we set about designing some simple, cost-effective
products to address some of the problems."
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Shop worker, 4ft 9in, sues Co-op for chip-and-pin machine repetitive strain injury
A 4ft 9in cashier has successfully sued the Co-op supermarket chain after she suffered a
repetitive strain injury reaching for a chip and pin machine. Jill Hyndman, 51, developed a
tendon injury in her right arm after the tills were revamped to include a pole-mounted
credit card reader.
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But the company failed to take her small
stature into account when it redesigned
the tills, causing her to over stretch for
each card transaction.
Mrs Hyndman filed a county court claim for damages against the Co-op and has won an
undisclosed settlement. The Co-op has not admitted liability.
Her solicitor Julie Roberts said the case should be an example to others who suffer repet-
itive injuries at work.
She said: "Most workers don't like to make a fuss and just get on with things even if they
are in pain. But this just proves that you don't have to suffer in silence."
Mrs Hyndman has worked part-time at her local store in Cinderford, Glos, since 1990.
In 2004 the store was redesigned and the number of checkouts increased from 10 to 15,
with touch screens mounted above the scanning belts.
Chip and pin readers were added in May 2005 and the cashiers found themselves
stretching out of their chairs to reach them
Several staff complained, but Mrs Hyndman took her case to her union, USDAW, the Uni-
on of Shop, Distributive and Allied Workers, when the company did not alter the tills.
Forest of Dean District Council discovered that the touch screens and the chip and pin
readers breached guidelines set by the Health and Safety Executive in 2004.
They set out a "zone of convenient reach" whereby till units must be no further than
300mm from the edge of the work surface.
However, the chip and pin machines at the Co-op in Cinderford were 535mm from the
edge and the touch screens were 430mm away.
This made the till machines outside the comfortable reach of 95 per cent of women.
Mrs Hyndman still works at the store, which has now redesigned the layout of its tills.
A Romanian man has won a year-long fight to persuade the courts that he isn't dead.
Gheroghe Stirbu, from Timisoara, tried to renew his identity card but was told by officials
that he had been registered as dead.
Bungling civil servants had mixed him up with another man but although Stirbu pointed
out what they had done they refused to acknowledge their mistake until Stirbu won a 12
month legal claim to be declared alive.
Judges renewed his status as alive - and then charged him £500 in court costs.
Mr Stirbu said: "When the judge ruled in my favour I was absolutely delighted - and then
seconds later was absolutely shocked when I found out I would have to pay so much in
legal bills.
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"I will of course appeal the imposition of the costs but I am already beginning to wonder
whether or not I would have been better off staying dead."
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Elephant Porn
"I spotted the amazing designs and immediately thought 'gosh!' I can do that and I know I
can do it better.
"I started to think of pattern ideas and looked for inspiration all around me - from the tele-
vision, books and even in my back garden.
"The competitions are a really big deal - you've got to do the styling in front of hundreds
of people.
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"The first couple of times I felt so sick and almost had to back out because of nerves.
"But I convinced myself it was just a bit of fun and it's been fine ever since."
Sandra's first design was a green dragon, which earned her second prize in the 'First
Creative Grooming' category at the Creative Grooming competition.
She has since won seven first prizes for her designs, which have to be completed in just
two and a half hours.
She said: "Competition rules state that you can do some colouring and outline a pattern
before the day - but you're not allowed to shave the dog for six weeks beforehand.
"You're under quite a lot of pressure but Cindy is so calm and collected when she's on
the table - she's all business during the competition.
"She just stands there and does her job and when we're done she jumps off the table and
wags her tail at everyone.
"Cindy is like a show dog - when she's on the table she behaves perfectly."
The dogs do not have to stand up for the whole two and a half hours - Cindy is able to lie
down and is allowed the occasional toilet break.
Sandra, who lives in Yucca Valley, California, admits the reaction to competition and her
extraordinary designs is not always positive.
She has even received hate mail from people concerned with Cindy's welfare but Sandra
insists her beloved dog is not in any danger.
She said: "Most people are positive about what I do but lately I've had a lot of negative
comments from people saying that it's wrong and I'm hurting Cindy.
"Cindy never leaves my side. She's is like my shadow - We go everywhere together. She
even comes to work with me every day.
"People don't seem to understand that the colours I use on Cindy are safe enough for a
child to eat.
"It's food colouring and coloured chalk - both things that children put in their mouths.
"I know she won't come to any harm but I have her blood tested at least once a year to
be on the safe side.
"And Cindy doesn't look like that all the time - most of the colours wash straight out and
all the dogs are shaved after the competitions anyway."
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Sandra stressed that she would not do the competitions if Cindy didn't enjoy them and
says the pampered poodle enjoys being in the limelight more than her owner.
She said: "Cindy loves it - I wouldn't do the contests if she didn't enjoy it but she knows its
her job.
"When I get my travelling bag out to pack for a contest she knows where we going and
gets really excited."
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When the turn signal and windshield wipers went out on Hope Wideup's car, she didn't
think much of it.
It was a 2004 with about 60,000 miles, just about the right age and mileage for some
minor problems to crop up.
What the DeMotte resident didn't expect was what she discovered under the hood of her
vehicle.
Now, $242 in car repairs and towing later, Wideup thinks she has figured out just how
those walnuts made their way to her car.
Wideup speculates it all started in the fall when a chipmunk snatched a garden glove
from her yard. She tried to chase the creature and get it to drop the glove, but then de-
cided since winter was coming the chipmunk might need it for a nest.
She later found the glove in the engine compartment of her car when she was trying to
repair the broken turn signal. Since she couldn't fix the turn signal, Wideup let the car sit
unused for a couple weeks before dealing with the minor repairs.
When she went to start the vehicle, the engine made a huge revving sound.
It was at that time she looked under the hood again to find a sea of black walnuts filling
the entire engine compartment.
"Apparently this little guy stuffed a bunch of these nuts in the accelerator throttle,"
Wideup said, which caused the engine revving.
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Wideup said she was surprised an animal would do this in a car. She moved to DeMotte
in March from Hobart, where she said she saw the occasional chipmunk but never had a
problem.
Bryan Overstreet with the Jasper County Purdue Extension said animal problems are not
uncommon, especially in vehicles that are not used often. However, more often it is mice
that take up residence in a vehicle.
Once an animal finds its home it can be difficult to stop it from returning. With a vehicle it
is important to not let it sit unused.
The best bet to stop the animal from continuing the behavior is relocating the creature.
"The biggest key is you probably want to keep it from coming back there. You have to
move him," Overstreet said.
Wideup said so far the chipmunk hasn't returned. She is alternating her two cars so one
doesn't sit too long. In the meantime, she is taking the situation in stride.
"This time of year I surely wasn't prepared for that $242.08 expense," she said. "It's
funny, but it's not."
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Saturday, December 13, 2008
Pub landlord has ashes buried at the bar
Mr Woodward started on menial tasks at the popular 17th century Boat Inn aged 14 and
worked there all his life.
He stipulated in his will that he wanted the public bar to be his final resting place.
His eldest son Andrew, 52, who now runs The Boat Inn, was only to happy to oblige.
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He said: "He was born in the pub and spent almost his whole life here so it's not too sur-
prising.
"He used to sit in the bar quite a bit but latterly he was in a wheelchair, so it was a bit diffi-
cult to get him in there.
"It was where he would have a drink with some of the regulars."
He said his father, who died in May this year, also chose the bar over the local church-
yard, St Mary the Virgin, because it was much warmer.
He said: "As a youngster, he would have to go twice a day with his father because he
played the organ.
"Jack had to pump the organ for him and I think he got a bit fed up with having to go there
on Sundays, saying it was too cold.
The octogenarian had three hip operations, two leg amputations and an eye removed to-
wards the end of his life – but his son insists he never complained.
"He said they could take whatever they wanted from him, but they would never take his
smile," he said. "He had a very good sense of humour."
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The content of the festive address has not yet been revealed.
The stunt comes ahead of a new advertising campaign for the tea brand.
It is a prelude to a pastiche of the Morecambe and Wise breakfast sketch starring the
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chimp and comedian Johnny Vegas that will air for the first time on Christmas Day.
The brand’s most recent advertising, which also features Vegas and Monkey, highlighted
its deal with the Rainforest Alliance. By 2010 it will buy all of its tea from plantations guar-
anteed by the alliance.
The breakfast sketch is one of Morecambe and Wise’s most famous scenes, in which
they make breakfast to the classic striptease theme tune The Stripper.
The new advert will screen on ITV1 on Christmas Day between 9.05pm and 9.25pm.
The brand, owned by Unilever, claims that Britons drink 35 million cups of its tea every
day.
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Partly as a result of living at close quarters in city alleyways, especially since Chairman
Mao flooded the rich suburbs with the rural poor, privacy is at a premium and inhibitions
are loosened.
The Rixin decision has divided the locals. While Mr Guo called pyjamas "visual pollution",
one elderly resident was quoted as saying: "Pyjamas are also a type of clothes. It's com-
fortable, and it's no big deal."
Shanghai may, of course, just be trying to keep up with its great rival, Beijing. The
capital's Spiritual Civilisation Committee issued scores of edicts in advance of the
Olympics governing citizens' behaviour, ranging from instructions on how to queue, ap-
ply make-up and comb your hair, to detailed advice on clothing.
Its guidelines were particularly critical of men who wore white socks with black shoes, but
also weighed in on the subject of both pyjamas and the other great fashion faux pas – the
male trouser leg rolled up to the knee to cool off.
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Very friendly
GIGANTIC microbes
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case they offended non-Christian neigh-
bours. Dorothy Glenn decorates her
home in South Shields, Tyne and Wear,
with hundreds of festive lights every year,
including a giant tree and a 4ft Santa
Claus.
The association has now apologised to Mrs Glenn and started an investigation but a
spokesman insisted that removing Christmas lights was not part of their policy.
Mrs Glenn, a 41-year-old mother-of-three, said: "I put the lights up in the first week of
November and then recently a uniformed housing worker was outside, and it looked like
he was counting my decorations.
"When I went outside he said that the lights were 'offensive to the community'. If I was of-
fending anyone I could understand why he was telling me, but nobody has complained.
"My neighbours are Bengali and Chinese and I know that they love the lights, the chil-
dren will always point them out when they walk past."
Mrs Glenn, who has lived at the property for four years with son Owen, 19, and daugh-
ters Samira, 21, and Chelsea, 15, said she valued her close relationship with neighbours
and enjoyed living in a community with people from different backgrounds.
She said: "I told him that I am far from a racist and that I wouldn't be taking the lights
down. I'm shocked, annoyed and upset. At the end of the day, it's the festive season and
they're staying."
Independent councillor Ahmed Khan, who represents Mrs Glenn's ward, condemned the
employee's actions.
He said: "Every year this woman puts her Christmas lights up and I know how popular
they are. It's great when people make an effort to decorate their houses.
"It's this kind of nonsense that sets race relations back 20 years. That woman did noth-
ing more than decorate her house to celebrate Christmas."
A spokesman for South Tyneside Council said: "We would like to make it clear that South
Tyneside Homes is happy for residents to put up Christmas lights to decorate their
homes.
"Christmas lights bring a bit of festive cheer to everybody and we are delighted to see ex-
amples of tenants and leaseholders across the borough taking so much pride in the ap-
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pearance of their homes.
"We have received no complaint about this alleged incident, but are investigating the mat-
ter and apologise for any upset this may have caused."
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The world's first refrigerated beach is being created in Dubai so tourists don't burn their
feet.
A computer-controlled system of coolant-filled pipes under the sand will keep temperat-
ures comfortable, reports The Sun.
The beach will be created next to the new Palazzo Versace hotel in the Arab state.
Guests wanting to chill out in summer heat hitting 50°C (122°F) will also have a cooled
swimming pool and a gentle breeze generated by huge blowers.
Bosses hope the gimmicks at the hotel, due to open late next year or early 2010, will at-
tract some of the 800,000 Brits who visit Dubai each year.
British firm Hyder Consulting is overseeing the construction. The five-star hotel is linked
to the Versace fashion brand and aims to attract designer-conscious clients.
Soheil Abedian, president of the company that owns the Palazzo Versace, said: "This is
the kind of luxury top people want."
But Rachel Noble, of Tourism Concern, said: "Dubai is like a bubble world where the
things that are worrying the rest of the world, like climate change, are simply ignored so
people can continue destructive lifestyles."
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Salvation Army bands have been forbidden from rattling their charity tins this Christmas
to avoid "intimidating" people, it has been claimed. Members have been issued with
guidelines stating that they must keep their tins still even when music is playing. One vo-
lunteer with the Christian charity said she had been told that rattling could also offend
other religions.
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Salvation Army bands are a fixture of town centres
over the Christmas period, with the money they raise
from performing carols used to support the charity's
large network of social programmes.
"I've been doing this for more than 40 years and I fail
to see how rattling a tin could cause offence," one
told the Daily Mail newspaper.
"If I was shaking a tambourine I could do it all day – if I shake my tin, I could end up in
court."
A spokesman for the Salvation Army said their was no blanket ban on rattling tins, but
said that volunteers were instructed to stay within the law. It is up to individual local coun-
cils and police forces to decide how the rules covering charity collectors are enforced.
"We want people to donate from the best of motives, so we advise collectors to avoid rat-
tling their tins or asking people directly for money when stood on the high street," the
spokesman said.
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"We picked up the object, and found it was a ring. After removing the covering soil and
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examining it further, we were shocked to see it was a watch."
The time was stopped at 10:06am, and on the back was engraved the word "Swiss", re-
ports the People's Daily.
Local experts say they are confused as they believe the tomb had been undisturbed
since it was created during the Ming dynasty 400 years ago.
They have suspended the dig and are waiting for experts to arrive from Beijing and help
them unravel the mystery.
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Forget naked jam makers - prisons are the surprise calendar hit for 2009
The idea was dreamt up by Kevin Beresford, a 56-year-old printer and courier from
Worcestershire, whose fascination with the less aesthetically pleasing features of Britain
have spawned a series of books and calendars on such subjects as roundabouts and car
parks.
"Every year you see the same calendars on the shelves, such as Jordan and Cliff
Richard, so I decided to come up with something totally unique," he said.
"I'm a courier and everywhere I turn there seems to be a prison so I went up and down
the country taking pictures and turned them into a calendar.
"It started off as a bit of a joke but the orders have been pouring in.
"I gave one to Jacqui Smith, who is MP in my hometown of Redditch, and she thought it
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was hilarious."
The year begins with Wormwood Scrubs while the Victorian form of HMP Leicester, the
all-male Nottingham prison, Long Lartin in Evesham and HMP Gloucester also feature.
"The calendar shows prisons from all over England from Hull to Dartmoor," said Mr
Beresford.
"It seems to appeal to all sorts of people although I've not had any orders from prisons
yet."
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Slow-Motion Punches
Motorists being locked out of their cars by their pets, a hapless groom who had locked
his wedding rings inside his vehicle and even a close encounter with an alligator are
among a new list of the most bizarre incidents Britain's breakdown services have been
called to.
Dogs are the most frequent animal offenders and several have managed to shut their
owners out of their vehicles on petrol forecourts by activating the locks with their paws,
according to the RAC.
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Its patrols have also attended incidents
where dogs had swallowed car keys and
damaged vehicles by chewing the wires
and steering wheels.
Another RAC member was mystified as to why he couldn't unlock his car and, on arrival,
the patrol had to point out that he was trying to get into the wrong vehicle.
Another motorist called up because they had managed to lock £80,000 in cash in their
boot, while In one of the RAC's more dangerous call-outs a patrol had to fix a van taking
an alligator to a zoo.
One in three of the motoring organisation's patrols also reported that they had arrived at a
call-out to find amorous couples in the broken down vehicle.
A survey of its patrols found 39 per cent had helped a motorist get to a life-changing
event, such as a wedding, on time and one even reported helping to deliver a baby.
RAC patrol of the year Iain Vale said: "Our patrols respond to around 2.7 million roadside
assistance call-outs every year and this survey reveals the extent of the very odd and un-
usual nature of what sometimes awaits us.
"Whether it's meeting members who keep their dogs ashes in an urn in the car, calls ask-
ing whether they can extend breakdown cover to their electric wheelchairs, or a new kit-
ten that's panicked and hidden in the dashboard, we get our hands dirty."
:: A hapless groom nearly didn't marry his bride when he locked the wedding rings in his
car.
:: A £30,000 violin had to be rescued by a RAC patrol from a jammed seat belt so that its
owner could get to a concert in time.
:: A kitten being driven to his new home panicked on arrival and escaped into the dash-
board of the vehicle. The entire dashboard had to be dismantled. Similar call-outs in-
volved snakes, mice and hamsters.
:: On opening the back of a broken down van a patrol was startled by 17 pairs of eyes
staring back at him belonging to a cast of falcons.
:: One RAC patrol rescued a referee on his way to a football match just hours before the
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game was due to kick off.
:: Another patrol rescued a police car, stuck up to its windows in mud having chased a
runaway criminal across a ploughed field.
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Microwave jingle
Cow is curious
Nigella's XXXmas
A 10-a-day cigarette chewing 24-year-old Dachshund has been knocked down and killed
– on his way to the tobacconist's shop.
General Edi has been munching his way through half a packet of cigarettes every day
since he was a puppy, said owner Wolfgang Treirler.
But Edi has died after he was hit by a car during a walk to his favourite cigarette shop.
"Poor Edi dashed out in the road in excitement right in front of a car.
There was nothing anyone could do," said one neighbour in Graz, central Austria.
Mr Treirler said:"His old owner abandoned him and so we took him in 17 years ago, and
noticed straight away that he was in the habit of eating cigarettes.
"He eats the tobacco and the paper, and then chews a while on the filter before spitting it
out.
"On average he eats about 10 cigarettes a day, but all of his teeth are fine."
A local vet, Harald Mayr, said: "Nicotine normally leads to poisoning in dogs, but in this
case the animal has obviously become addicted to it which has increased its level of tol-
erance."
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The smell of a football changing room has been made into a new aftershave.
Scent of Success is created from a blend of grass, sweat, boot leather and heat spray,
reports the Daily Telegraph.
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They say it has been created from
samples collected from a number of suc-
cessful teams' dressing rooms.
"Our scent will bring the dressing room into the homes of Football Manager 2009 players,
inspiring them for pre-match team talks, preparing them to direct their team from the side-
lines and prime them for a tricky press conference."
It is the latest in a long line of bizarre scents that have been bottled and sold as fra-
grance.
Burger King has just launched a meat-flavoured body spray called Flame. And earlier this
year the Channel 4 soap Hollyoaks launched its own aftershave and perfume range.
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I love hores
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime
example offered by an English professor at an American University.
"Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is
simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One
of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first
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paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story. The first person will then add a
third paragraph, and so on back and forth. Remember to reread what has been written
each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking and
anything you wish to say must be written on the paper. The story is over when both agree
a conclusion has been reached."
STORY:
(First paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home,
now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times,
that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs,
keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if
she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again.
So chamomile was out of the question.
(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately but not before he
felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one
woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth
stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers
of Skylon 4. Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and
Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news
simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window,
dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed hurriedly and
carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract
her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things
around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?"
she pondered wistfully.
(Jim)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live.
Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership
launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted
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wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament
Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target
for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the
human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty
the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough
firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop
them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium
fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President,
in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor
off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion,
which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie and 85 million other Americans.
The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't
allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of
the sky!"
(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature.
My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate
adolescent.
(Jim)
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts
at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F*CKING TEA??? Oh
no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele
novels."
(Rebecca)
Asshole.
(Jim)
Bitch.
(Rebecca)
Wanker.
(Jim)
slut.
(Rebecca)
Get f*cked.
(Jim)
Eat shit.
(Rebecca)
F*CK YOU - YOU NEANDERTHAL!!!
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(Jim)
Go drink some tea - whore.
(Teacher)
A+ I really liked this one.
Posted by goldenlad at 04:59PM (UTC)
Dolphin Stampede
But he made the mistake of offering up to 300 fake DVDs to officers of Lambeth Council
who are responsible for cracking down on counterfeit sales.
They showed the man their identification before seizing the discs and his mobile phone.
He will be questioned by trading standards officers and police this week.
Ray Bouch, senior trading standards officer for the council, said: "This guy definitely
picked the wrong customers. He looked a bit shocked to say the least when we pro-
duced our ID and it dawned on him who we were.
"The afternoon turned into something of a working lunch for us. Our turkey went a bit cold
while we were questioning him and confiscating his goods, but it's our job to get these
things off the streets.
"A lot of people think buying fake DVDs is a victimless crime, but street sellers are often
working for crime cartels linked to drugs, people smuggling and other crimes, and they
use sales of illegal DVDs to fund their activity."
The DVDs being offered for sale included Hollywood titles as well as illegal pornography.
Cllr Sally Prentice said: "Lambeth's trading standards officers are never off duty."
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Dr Mike Edwards, an English teacher, said: "I was sitting in my classroom and looked out
the window and saw it sitting on the fence. I had to do a double take.
"Since then it's been a bit of a regular at the school - everyone's seen it.
"We thought it might have been paint or something but then when you look at it up close,
it's an all over coat, not in patches like you'd expect if it had been near some paint.
"Its fur actually looks purple all the way through. It's an absolute mystery."
Pupils, staff and parents have contacted vets and even e-mailed television nature expert
Bill Oddie to see if an explanation could be found.
Lorraine Orridge, the school's registrar, believes Pete's coloured fur looks like a school
uniform.
She said: "The squirrel has become a bit of a legend among staff and pupils at the
school.
"He makes an appearance most days and we always look forward to seeing him.
"We don't think he is a mutant squirrel but he may have had a mishap around the school.
"The old building where we have seen him nipping in and out is a bit of a graveyard for
computer printers. He may have found some printer toners in there.
TV wildlife expert Chris Packham believes Pete will moult and lose his purple fur in time
for spring.
"Squirrels will chew anything even if it's obviously inedible. It is possible he has been
chewing on a purple ink cartridge and then groomed that colouring into his fur.
"Alternatively he may have fallen into a bucket containing a weak colour solution that has
stained his fur.
"Underneath there's a normal grey squirrel who has just given himself an unusual hair
colour - you would pay a fortune for that in some salons."
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Special service: The 72-year-old milkman who delivered cannabis with the daily pinta
People should ignore signs telling them that it is legal to urinate in certain public places
in Nottingham, the city council said.
The signs, which were put up by pranksters in and around Nottingham, are designed to
look official.
They feature a toilet sign and include the words: "Public Urination Permitted After
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7.30pm".
Nottingham City Council is now urging the
public to ignore the notices as it sets
about removing them.
The prank also featured a laminated note,
headed with the logo of Nottingham City
Council, which said the scheme was
aimed at reducing the mess faced by res-
idents outside their homes.
A spokeswoman for the authority said: "It
is an offence to urinate in public and
Inquiry into US plastic surgeon who 'used fat from clients to run car'
US authorities are investigating a Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon who claims that he
used fat he removed from patients in liposuction operations to power his "green" four-
wheel-drive car.
California's public health department has opened an inquiry into claims made by Dr Alan
Bittner that he had turned fat removed from his patients into biodiesel.
Mr Bittner wrote on his website: "The vast majority of my patients request that I use their
fat for fuel - and I have more fat than I can use.
"Not only do they get to lose their love handles or chubby belly, but they get to take part
in saving the Earth."
The website lipodiesel.com has since been shut down and Mr Bittner's clinic has closed.
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US business magazine Forbes reported that Dr
Bittner used the "lipofuel" to power both his Ford Ex-
plorer car and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator.
A couple have been labelled the world's unluckiest tourists after being caught up in three
separate terror attacks during their holidays.
Jason and Jenny Cairns-Lawrence, from Dudley, West Midlands, were in central Mum-
bai last month when the Indian city came under siege from Islamic militants.
They were also in New York during September 11 2001 when terrorists flew two passen-
ger planes into the World Trade Centre, bringing down the twin towers and killing almost
3,000 people.
And four years later they were in London on July 7, when terrorists blew up three London
Underground trains and a double decker bus, resulting in the deaths of 52 commuters.
Dental laboratory worker Mrs Cairns-Lawrence, 26, said: "It's a strange coincidence. The
terror attacks just happened when we were in the cities."
The couple praised Mumbai for the city's speedy recovery, adding that it had been some-
what of an inspiration.
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happened.
"In New York people carried the look of terror in their eyes for weeks after the carnage.
"In London, the police appeared more scared than the people."
The couple refused to cut short their holiday following the Mumbai attack, which saw 164
people killed in coordinated attacks on hotels, a restaurant, a Jewish centre and a train
station.
Mr Cairns-Lawrence, a sales manager, 42, said: "I would say that Mumbai sprang back to
its feet faster than New York or London.
"New York took almost a week to come back to normal. But Mumbai was back to its usu-
al business from day three. "It was just amazing."
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They had to wait for nature to take its course before they were able to retrieve some of
the shredded notes.
And the Bank of England has promised the couple that it will try to replace some of the
money if they can collect enough remnants and take them to a bank.
The cash had been collected for local charities by the Frinton Rotary Club in Essex after
two fund-raising events.
Mr Webb, a Rotarian, said: "I went down in the morning and thought he had just shred-
ded some paper. Then I realised what it was: lots of chewed notes.
"I think I lost my voice for two days shouting at him, but we can't be cross with him for
long as he's just too cute. He gets round us very quickly."
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Mr Webb has promised to refund any losses to the charity caused by Lewis.
The couple added that they have now pledged to hide any money where the five-year-old
labrador/retriever cross cannot reach it.
They have managed to save some of the torn notes and plan to take them to a bank after
Christmas.
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Hundreds of schools have banned their teachers from marking in red ink in case it up-
sets the children.
They are scrapping the traditional method of correcting work because they consider it
"confrontational" and "threatening".
Pupils increasingly find that the ticks and crosses on their homework are in more sooth-
ing shades like green, blue, pink and yellow or even in pencil.
They insist that red ink makes it easier for children to spot errors and improve.
The red pen goes back further than most schools, having been developed during the mid-
19th century when ammonia-based dyes became available.
But the opposition to using red ink is now a worldwide trend with recent guidelines to
schools in Queensland, Australia warning that the colour can damage students psycholo-
gically.
There are no set guidelines in this country on marking, and schools are free to formulate
their own individual policies.
Crofton Junior School in Orpington, Kent, whose pupils are aged 7 to 11, is among hun-
dreds to have banned red ink.
Its 'Marking Code of Practice' states: "Work is generally marked in pen - not red - but on
occasion it may be appropriate to indicate errors in pencil so that they may be corrected.
Teachers must be sensitive about writing directly onto pupils' final work."
Head teacher Richard Sammonds said: "Red pen can be quite de-motivating for children.
"It has negative, old school connotations of 'See me' and 'Not good enough'.
"We are no longer producing clerks and bookkeepers. We are trying to provide an educa-
tion for children coming into the workforce in the 21st century.
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"We use highlighter pens in all colours of the rainbow  apart from red.
"There are pinks, blues, greens and fluorescent yellows. The idea is to raise standards by
taking a positive approach.
"We highlight bits that are really good in one colour and use a different colour to mark
areas that could be improved."
Hutton Cranswick Community Primary School in Driffield, East Yorkshire also has a ban.
Its 'Marking and Feedback Policy' reads: 'Marking should be in a different colour or medi-
um from the pupil's writing but should not dominate. For this reason, red ink is inappropri-
ate.' Shirley Clarke, an associate of the Institute of Education, said: "Banning red ink is a
reaction to years of children having nothing but red over their work and feeling demoral-
ised.
"If since Victorian times, teachers had used blue ink to highlight good work and red for
areas of improvement, people probably would not have got so upset about red ink.
"But when children, especially young children, see every single spelling mistake covered
in red, they can feel useless and give up." However, she warned that children could soon
realise that green is the new red.
She said: "In actual fact, the colour of ink used to mark is irrelevant. It would be equally
damaging to keep covering a child's work in green ink, picking up on every mistake.
"It is all about the balance of the marking, pointing to a child's successes as well as
where they could improve so that they do take it all on board."
Nick Seaton, chairman of the Campaign for Real Education, said: "Banning red ink is ab-
solutely barmy.
"Common sense suggests that children learn by their mistakes and occasionally they
need upsetting to teach them to pull their socks up.
"Red ink is the quickest way for pupils to see where they are going wrong and raise
standards.
"This is politically correct, trendy teaching gone mad. I give teachers who have ditched
their red pens nought out of ten. They've failed."
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Father-of-three Leon Wilczynski, 52, a sales manager for a refrigerator company, was
watching Bob Monkhouse's Full House in 1986 when he began answering questions in
his living room.
Encouraged by his ex-wife to enter, he applied to be a contestant and has since ap-
peared on The Weakest Link, Wheel Of Fortune, 15 to One and Brainteaser.
His latest appearance was alongside Noel Edmonds on the random number game show
where he won £29,000 pounds – although he missed out on a possible £65,000.
Mr Wilczynski, who lives in Huddersfield, West Yorks., with present wife Casey, 52, said:
"I'd always enjoyed quizzes and I like to participate in things.
"I was sat there answering Bob Monkhouse's questions and my ex-wife was getting fed
up. She basically said 'If you're so good why don't you go on it?'
"A number flashed up at the end so I rang them, and to my astonishment I got on after an
audition.
"I've won several luxury holidays and quite a lot of money. It might sound corny but I don't
go on for the money.
"Every single show I have been on has been an absolutely brilliant experience. They
really look after you and you meet some wonderful people.
"Basically, normal life can be a bit dull and boring. This breaks up the routine and I have
always liked to get involved."
Mr Wilczynski applied to appear on the Channel 4 show and had to take two weeks' holi-
day from work.
He said: "I asked my boss for two weeks off to go on a game show – luckily he was great
and wished me the best of luck. They film three shows a day so generally you only need
a fortnight off.
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"When my name was called out to play the game I was blubbing a little. That's because
15 minutes earlier a contestant called Sam had walked away with just a fiver when she
could have won 9,000 pounds.
"She was a lovely lass and really needed the money so we were all gutted for her. Then
she was whisked away and we had to go out in front of the cameras again. It was nerve-
wracking and quite emotional."
He added that his quiz show appearances have not always been successful. He said: "In
the mid nineties I went on a show called Crosswits with the comedian Barry Cryer
presenting.
"I saw my opponents were two little old ladies, and as they walked slowly into the studio I
thought I would be nice to them, not be too competitive and not humiliate them.
"I got an absolute hammering. It turned out they were members of Mensa and wiped the
floor with me. It was a total humiliation and I got a fair bit of stick for it. My ambition is to
appear on Countdown – I think everyone loves that show."
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They included Sue Williams, 37, from Dudley in the West Midlands, who is so terrified of
knees that she has not touched her own for 16 years and cannot say "kneecap" without
bursting into tears.
"I don't like my own. I can't touch them. I certainly can't touch anyone else's," she said. "I
know it's strange. People tease me about it and they have got every right to. But I think
I'm the normal one and everyone else is weird."
Until her therapy sessions, Mrs Williams was unable to wash her knees in the bath and
could not look at her husband's knees.
Mr Allison's treatment involved showing her photographs of knees, which reduced her to
sobs. In the final session, he wore a pair of shorts and encouraged her to look at his
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kneecaps until the feelings of terror subsided.
Louise Arnold, from Gloucester, has a pea phobia which means she cannot walk down
the frozen food aisle of a supermarket.
Explaining her dislike of peas, she said: "They tend to just look at me – ganging up on
me. All the hairs on the back of my neck go up. I have to know where they are in the su-
permarket before I go in. It's just controlling my life now. I would like to be a dinner lady at
my daughter's school, but I'm not even able to be in the same room as someone eating
them."
Other sufferers in the programme included Kim Crosby, from Cambridge, who is terrified
of barns. "It's very hampering in the summertime because I would like to drive around
with the roof of my car down, but then there is nothing to protect me."
Mr Allison treated another patient, Earleen Taylor, who is so frightened of frogs that she
sprints from her car to her front door in case one is lurking in the garden. Miss Taylor, of
Sutton, Surrey, said: "I have a sixth sense for frogs. When it has been raining, I'm on red
alert. I start to hyperventilate, and am gripped by fear."
Tea bags, tree roots and midgets are other terrors discussed in Britain's Weirdest Phobi-
as, broadcast on Tuesday at 8pm.
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A 61-year-old woman from Exmouth in Devon changed her name to Saxon Knight to
mark her retirement. Mrs Knight, formerly Janice Glover, said: "To me retirement is the
start of a new life so I decided I would get a new name too. I chose Saxon because I love
the UK.
"I have changed it on my driver's licence and passport too. People seem to like it."
The number of people who changed their legal names in 2008 was up 15 per cent on the
previous year, due to the increasing number of divorces and a rise in the number of older
people applying online.
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Mike Barratt, chief executive of the UK Deed Poll Service, said they expect a surge of ap-
plications next month as family rows over Christmas cause couples to separate.
"January is hectic because thousands of people have a 'new name for the new year' atti-
tude and also because there are many marital breakdowns over the Christmas period
resulting in separated women wanting to revert to their maiden name."
Although most people adopt a new name for marital or relationship reasons, hundreds
made the change to bring a bit of cheer to their lives.
There is now also a Mr Tintin Captain Haddock Confused Brewer, a N'Tom TheHaye-
maker Haywardyouliketocomebacktomine and a McLovin, the latter named after the lead
character in the teenage film Superbad.
Mr Brewer, a 25-year-old stockbroker from Leeds who used to go by the name Chris,
chose Tintin due to his receding hairline. Captain Haddock is another Tintin reference.
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