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“Tiny Tim”
Written By:
Steve Marmel and Mike Bell
First Draft:
4/26/00
Revised:
5/3/00
Final Draft:
5/9/00
FADE IN:
TIMMY’S POV
TIMMY
(Disgusted sigh)
So boring... can’t focus...
WANDA
What’s the matter, Champ?
TIMMY
I’ve gotta do a report on the “wonders of the
microscopic universe. You know what’s really
microscopic? How much I care.
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DAD
Vicky, you know what’s not microscopic? How
much we care about this vase!
VICKY
(looking at vase)
It sure looks expensive!
MOM
It is! It’s worth $50,000!
DAD
That’s more than you’ll make in your life!
MOM
(wiping tears)
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Ah... well, we’re off! Take good care of our
fancy new vase -- and Timmy! -- while we’re
gone!
VICKY
I hate you.
(beat)
Stop mocking me!!
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TIMMY
So boring...can’t focus...
COSMO
Jeepers...Timmy needs to work on his attention
span.
TIMMY
I wish this assignment was more exciting.
WANDA
Timmy, we’re going to show you that
microbiology can be fun! Climb in!
TIMMY
What’s this thing do?
COSMO
It’s a shrink suit!
WANDA
It has dozens of gizmos and gadgets to protect
you from the UNKNOWN DANGERS OF THE
MICROBIOLOGICAL UNIVERSE!
TIMMY
What dangers?
TIMMY
Come on, you guys! Let’s get microscopic!
Timmy hits a BUTTON on his CHEST PLATE. Cosmo and Wanda wave
their wands. The three of them shrink as the room around them seems
to grow. They all float, Cosmo and Wanda via magic, Timmy via BOOT
JETS.
TIMMY
Cool!
(beat)
Bored already.
COSMO
Hey, how about we explore the cooties around
Vicky?
WANDA
There’s bound to be tons of ‘em!
TIMMY
Okay!
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Vicky eats JUNK FOOD in front of the TV. Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda
land on the TABLE near her -- from their perspective, it’s a massive
mountain range of chips, candy, curds and crap.
COSMO
Wow! Christmas came early! Gigantic Cheese
Pants!
WANDA
I like the cheddar overalls!
COSMO
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I like the Jalapeno button flies!
TIMMY
Wow. Look at the size of this food. If I could
shrink everyone in the world down to this size,
there’d be enough food to end world hunger!
Cosmo and Wanda stop for a moment to take in Timmy’s warm and
fuzzy sentiment.
WANDA
That’s beautiful, Timmy!
COSMO
...but not why we’re here! Look! Big candy!
TIMMY
Mine!
DISSOLVE TO:
TIMMY
Protozoa! They’d be perfect subjects for my
report!
MALE PROTOZOA #1
Pick me, Becky! We’ll make beautiful mold
together!
MALE PROTOZOA #2
No, me! I make milk go sour! I’m a bad
influence! I’m edgy!
WANDA
We’ll help ya, Timmy!
TIMMY
No thanks. Remember the last time you
helped me with a science project? The school
blew up?
TIMMY
Well, I do! I wanna do the rest of this myself. I
wish you guys would spend the afternoon
enjoying yourselves while I do my report!
COSMO
Aye, Aye, Timmy! We understand the
importance of self-reliance! Why, when I was a
young fairy at...
TIMMY
Getting bored again.
TIMMY
(to Becky)
Hi! Mind if I ask you a few questions?
BECKY
Ask me anything! I think you multi-celled
organisms are, like, so complex!
MALE PROTOZOA #1
But... what about us?
BECKY
Talk to the scilla, losers, because the nucleus
ain’t listening!
COSMO
Say Cheese!
WANDA
That’d be redundant!
COSMO
Well, Timmy’s given us the afternoon off!
Whattya wanna do first?
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As they talk, Vicky’s gigantic fingers reach into frame and pick up a
handful of cheese pants.
WANDA
Not get eaten!
COSMO
That’s oddly specific!
CUT TO:
TOUR GUIDE
We still have room for one more pair of germs
for our journey through the inside of an evil
girl! Anybody? Going once... going twice...
TOUR GUIDE
And we’re off! Now watch out for that stomach
acid! It’s hydroclo-horrible!
Get it? Clo-horrible?
TOUR GUIDE
Are you laughing with me, or at me?
WANDA
At you!
COSMO
Gesundheit!
COSMO
Look! Big candy!
TOUR GUIDE
(sighs) You know, what I really wanna do is
direct.
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The boat floats O.S.
DISSOLVE TO:
The boat enters the small intestines - this should feel like the “SPLASH
MOUTAIN” log ride at Disney Land.
TOUR GUIDE
This is where the stomach empties into the
small intestine. Remember, the small intestine
is a high intensity, flume ride. You will get wet!
WANDA
Wet with what?
TOUR GUIDE
(beat) Lady, you don’t wanna know.
COSMO
We’re not germs! We’re magic.
TOUR GUIDE
Hey! Hands in the boat at all times!
CUT TO:
VICKY
Gak! Bathroom!
She bolts O.S., knocking the vase off of the pedestal. It drops towards
the floor.
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CUT TO:
BECKY
My interests include wiggling and swimming.
My turnoffs are penicillin and antibiotics!
(very smooth)
But enough about me... tell me about you!
TIMMY
Well, my name’s Timmy. I have a short
attention span and...
ON TIMMY
TIMMY
Oh no!
ON VICKY
VICKY
Oh no! I broke the really expensive vase!
(beat)
I mean... Timmy broke the really expensive
vase!
(beat)
Hey, as long as I’m blaming him for stuff...
VICKY
I’m throwing a party at Timmy’s house. I
mean... Timmy’s throwing a “break Timmy’s
stuff” party at Timmy’s house!
Instantly, the DOOR BELL rings. Vicky opens the door, HAPPY TEENS
rush through and the party begins.
TEENS
(WALLA)
ON TABLE
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Timmy starts to panic.
TIMMY
She’s gonna wreck the place and blame me! I
gotta get big!
Timmy hits a BUTTON on the shrink suit... and shrinks a little bit more.
TIMMY
Of course. Mr. & Mrs. literal made me a shrink
suit that only shrinks! I better find them...
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Timmy flies through JUNK FOOD FIELDS looking for Cosmo and Wanda.
TIMMY
Now where did they go?
Suddenly, Vicky’s TWO HUGE FINGERS dart into frame, grabbing for a
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. Timmy swerves between them as though
they were gigantic columns.
TIMMY
Whoa!
TIMMY
Oh, those dolts! They got themselves eaten! I
gotta get inside Vicky, find them and wish
myself bigger before my parents get home!
Only one way to do that...
Vicky’s fingers reach back into frame for ANOTHER COOKIE. Timmy
jumps onto the cookie and rides it up to Vicky’s mouth.
TIMMY
When in Idiotville, do as the idiots do...
Vicky chomps down on the cookie and Timmy disappears into the evil
babysitter’s mouth.
CUT TO:
TIMMY (O.S.)
Aaaaa....
Timmy falls into frame. He’s about to plunge into the stomach acid.
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TIMMY (O.S.)
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Boot jets! Boot jets!
Timmy’s boot jets fire, slowing him. He hovers above the stomach
acid, pulls out his CHART of the human body and pinpoints his location.
TIMMY
Cool! I’m in Vicky’s body! While I’m looking
for Cosmo and Wanda, I can learn all sorts of
stuff for my report!
Timmy revs his boot jets and the flames ignite a SMALL FIRE on Vicky’s
stomach wall.
VICKY (O.S.)
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TIMMY
Fire in stomach hurts. Man, the learning never
stops!
CUT TO:
The Tour Boat rises and tips over the top of a hill, plummeting
downward.
COSMO
Wee hoo hoooo! This rocks!
TOUR GUIDE
This is intense-tinal!
WANDA
Good one!
TOUR GUIDE
Really?
COSMO
No! But who cares? This is great! WEEEEEEE!
WANDA
WEEEEEEEE HOOOO!!! We should bore Timmy
into giving us the afternoon off more often!
COSMO
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Hey, hands off the wife!
PARASITE
Hey! I’m a parasite! It’s what I do! In fact...
PARASITE
Hey! Sometimes it works!
The boat whips around a corner and turns into a less tumultuous part
of the body. They pass into a HALLWAY that reads “The Wonderful
World of Kidney.”
TOUR GUIDE
Here we are...
COSMO
(excited)
Kidney-land! We’re in Kidney-land! And
Ohmygosh, look!
WALT KIDNEY
Hello and welcome to Kidney-land, located in
scenic, Vicky the Babysitter! And this is your
magical guide through the kidney and
beyond... Tinklebell!
WANDA
Don’t we know you?
TINKLEBELL
Look, it’s a summer job. Okay? Please, don’t
tell my parents.
DISSOLVE TO:
TIMMY
At this rate, I’ll never find Cosmo and Wanda...
TIMMY
A black hole? But that’s where Vicky’s heart is
supposed to be! Of course! Her heart is a
black hole!
TIMMY
Pull... too strong! Gotta get clear...
TIMMY
How do I get out of here?
PHYSICIST
I don’t know. I’m a physicist. Not a rocket
scientist.
TIMMY
How about you?
ROCKET SCIENTIST
I don’t know. I’m just a rocket scientist.
TIMMY
You?
MOM
I’m a mom, of course I know everything. Just
bounce off the missing heart’s Event Horizon.
And don’t forget to wear your galoshes.
Timmy fires up his boot jets and starts to accelerate towards the black
hole.
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He skips across the event horizon (which looks like a giant fishnet -
think Disney’s “The Black Hole”) like a stone bouncing off the surface
of a lake.
TIMMY
Wow! I’m in Vicky’s brain! Mom’s really do
know everything!
TIMMY
Cool... I can see what Vicky sees. I must be in
her brain! That’s weird... I expected it to be
tinier in here.
PETTINIESS
Hey! This is a secure area! Who are you?
TIMMY
Uh... I’m Bob... from the uh... Central Nervous
system.
EVERYBODY AT CONTROLS
Hi, Bob!
TIMMY
What do you guys do around here, anyway?
PETTINESS
We’re Vicky’s subconscious. We control all of
her emotions. I’m Pettiness. That’s jealousy.
JEALOUSY
Yo. Why don’t I have a suit like that?
PETTINESS
And over there is anger.
ANGER
WHY DON’T I HAVE A SUIT LIKE THAT!!!
TIMMY
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There’s a party? At my house?
PETTINESS
Yeah! She’s breaking everything and blaming
it on the twerp!
VICKY
Ooops! Timmy broke the window!
PETTINESS
Isn’t she the petty-est? I rule!
TIMMY
Where the heck are Cosmo and Wanda?
CUT TO:
The boat is now a hover craft and moves down the CARTILAGE of
Vicky’s nose.
TOUR GUIDE
Welcome to our last stop... the nose! Knock...
COSMO
We love knock knock jokes! Who’s there!
TOUR GUIDE
You’re supposed to let me say “knock knock.”
WANDA
Who’s there?
TOUR GUIDE
No... I say...
COSMO
Knock knock!
TOUR GUIDE
Who’s there?
COSMO
We don’t know! It’s your knock knock joke!
TOUR GUIDE
Nose.
COSMO
Nose who?
TOUR GUIDE
Nose-dradamus predicts... the end of the tour
is near.
(very airline stewardessly)
Please exit through either the left or right
orifice!
The Tour guide pulls out a FEATHER and tickles the inside of Vicky’s
nose.
ON VICKY
VICKY
Ah! Ah! Ah! CHOOOOO!
Everybody is blown out her nose and onto a far wall, where they stick.
WANDA
Aw... I didn’t get my hand stamped.
COSMO
Again! Again!
CUT TO:
TIMMY
Kindness?
PETTINESS
Never showed up for work.
PETTINESS
Hey! Some girl is getting more attention than
Vicky! I’d better spill something on her dress!
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Pettiness pulls a lever. On the big screen, we see Vicky spill her SODA
on THE PRETTY GIRL’S DRESS.
PETTINESS
And now an appropriate victory cackle at the
girl’s expense...
VICKY
HAHAHAHAHAH
PETTINESS
Who’s the king? Who’s the King?
OTHER EMOTIONS
You are, Pettiness!
TIMMY
I wonder...
CUT TO:
VICKY
HAHAHA...
(we hear the click)
Oh, gosh! I’m sorry! What an incredibly
unkind thing of me to do! Here! Let me pay
for the dry cleaning!
CUT TO:
TIMMY
Wow. If one click did that...
CUT TO:
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INT. - TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - SAME TIME
VICKY
Oh My Good golly gosh! Timmy’s parents will
be home any minute! Quick, everybody! Get
out! I have to clean! And here! Money for
everyone!
Everybody grabs some cash and exits. Vicky bolts O.S. and back into
scene with a MOP and BUCKET, wearing a SNOW WHITE-type outfit and
a look of pure determination
VICKY
There’s not a minute to spare! Come, my
animal friends!
VICKY
Let’s! Get! Kind!
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TIMMY’S P.O.V.
He sees Vicky’s hand wipe the miniature Cosmo and Wanda off the
wall.
TIMMY
Wow! Cosmo and Wanda are outside Vicky’s
body! Now I can wish myself outta here!
Timmy turns to leave and sees the other emotions surrounding him.
PETTINESS
You! You’re not from the nervous system! And
you’re name’s not Bob!
TIMMY
Duh! I knew pettiness was a stupid emotion,
but I didn’t realize how stupid!
PETTINESS
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Oh, yeah? Well, we know how to deal with
infections like you!
TIMMY
Anti-bodies! Maybe I should have gloated once
I was out of here.
JEALOUSY
I wish I was being pursued by anti-bodies like
that.
CUT TO:
VICKY (O.S.)
Cleaning... cleaning... cleaning... cleaning...
cleaning...
TIMMY
Vicky’s vocal cords!
Timmy pulls a ROPE and a TIN CAN out of his suit, ties the rope around
the vocal cords and speaks into the can.
VICKY (O.S.)
I have to clean the mess I made and...
TIMMY
(into tin Can)
...I wish I was out of here!
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ON VICKY
VICKY
(with Timmy’s voice)
“I wish I was out of here!”
WANDA
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Did you hear that wish? Timmy learned
ventriloquism!
COSMO
And Vicky’s his dummy!
CUT TO:
ANTI-BODY #1
Ready! Aim! FIRE!
POOF! Timmy disappears just as the hail of white blood cells attack.
CUT TO:
PETTINESS
Get her kindness back to zero where it belongs!
JEALOUSY
I want to order people around like that!
ANGER
It’s not your job!!!!!!
CUT TO:
Vicky puts the finishing touches on the house -- it’s spotless. Timmy
poofs into frame, next to the fishbowl, unnoticed by Vicky. He is full-
sized and no longer in the shrink suit. Suddenly, CLICK! Vicky’s face
goes back to normal. She looks around at the nice-ness she has
wrought.
VICKY
What am I doing? Good? ICK!
TIMMY
(to goldfish)
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I wish the vase was fixed.
POOF! The vase pops back to normal just as Timmy’s parents walk in.
DAD
$50,000 Vase! And Timmy! We’re home!
VICKY
But... but... but...
MOM
Vicky! You cleaned the house and made it
spotless! What a wonderfully kind thing to do!
VICKY
But there was broke! And mess! And broke...
TIMMY
So bored... conversation not about me...
Timmy leans against the pedestal, tipping over the vase. It crashes
and shatters on the floor.
VICKY
AWRIGHT! TIMMY BROKE THE VASE!
TIMMY
(dryly)
Well, now it’s about me.
There’s a beat.
VICKY
What?
DAD
Vicky, the vase was worth, and insured for,
$50,000. We only bought it for a buck.
TIMMY
Where’d you get it for a dollar?
Mom rubs Timmy’s head with pride as Vicky examines the shattered
vase.
VICKY
I hate you.
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TIMMY
And so, I learned that the small intestine is
actually a high speed, water ride, emotions are
controlled by little people in chairs and when
you’re mean, your heart is a big, black hole
that sucks up everything!
MR. CROCKER
So inaccurate... can’t focus... Must write the
letter “F.”
Crocker writes the letter “F” on Timmy’s REPORT and hands it to him.
Cosmo and Wanda, as ANTS, talk to Timmy from the desktop.
COSMO
I’ll tell you what’s really microscopic! Your
grade point average!
WANDA
And best of all, you earned it all by yourself!
The Parasite moves into frame and puts his arm around Wanda.
PARASITE
Hi there! ‘Member me?
COSMO
Could you hold this sweetie?
WANDA
Sure, fluffy!
WANDA
He’s so cute when he’s jealous!
TIMMY
That got my attention!!
IRIS OUT
THE END