Beruflich Dokumente
Kultur Dokumente
Written By:
Jenny Nissenson
First Draft:
2/5/01
Second Draft:
2/13/01
Third Draft:
2/16/01
Final Draft:
2/22/01
FADE IN:
DISSOLVE TO:
1 TIMMY
It’s Saturday!
Timmy runs to the fishbowl in his PJs as COSMO and WANDA, also in
PAJAMAS, swim out of the castle as FISH.
2 TIMMY
You guys know what Saturday means!
3 COSMO
Cartoons!
4 WANDA
Outdoor activities, like gardening and bird
watching! (off Timmy’s glare; dryly) Or
cartoons.
5 COSMO
(Totally into the moment) Or Vicky! Wait.
That’s not a good thing.
(now terrified) Or Vicky!
6 TIMMY
On the weekend? No!!!
CUT TO:
Timmy pleads with MOM AND DAD, who are preparing to leave.
7 DAD
Now, Timmy. You know you can’t come with us
to the Annual, Mother, Father No-Kids-Allowed
Cook Out!
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8 TIMMY
But it’s Saturday! Satur-DAY! We have a deal
--
9 TIMMY
It says here quite clearly, and I quote, “Timmy
will not need a baby sitter on the weekends.”
10 DAD
Well, you’re right, Son. This is a legal
document. A really nice legal document!
11 MOM
And now it’s fish wrap. Really nice fish wrap!
12 MOM
Don’t feel bad, Sweetie. It’s just one Saturday.
You’ll have a lot more fun here with Vicky!
13 TIMMY
How do you know?
LONG BEAT.
15 VICKY
Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Turner!
Mom and Dad exit. The door shuts. Timmy looks worried.
16 VICKY
Don’t worry, Twerpy! You’re in for a great day!
I brought all kinds of fun things for us to do
together.
17 TIMMY
Really?
18 VICKY
Nope!
19 VICKY
These are my SHOES that need to be shined.
These are my CLOTHES that need to be
washed. This is my HOMEWORK that
20 VICKY (CONT.)
needs to be done. And this is my butt, which
will be in that chair while I watch you do it all!
21 TIMMY
And if I refuse?
22 VICKY
Then I let your parents listen to this recording I
made of you!
25 TIMMY
That’s not me! I never cheated on my math
test!
Vicky pulls out ANOTHER TAPE RECORDER, on which she has just
recorded Timmy’s dialogue. She plays them in order.
Timmy sinks.
28 TIMMY
I’ll get to work.
29 VICKY
Wait.
30 TIMMY
I’m not doing chores in a dress!
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DISSOLVE TO:
33 TIMMY
I can’t believe this! Every time Vicky comes
over, she ruins my day!
34 COSMO
Aw, Timmy, it could be worse...
35 WANDA
... She could be publicly humiliating you!
Vicky enters and opens the WINDOW SHADE, revealing a group of BOYS
and GIRLS all staring at Timmy. They burst into LAUGHTER and SNAP
PHOTOS.
36 BOYS/GIRLS
WAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAH!!!
DISSOLVE TO:
Timmy sits on his bed, head buried in his hands. Cosmo and Wanda
are in the fishbowl.
37 TIMMY
Oh, man! I’m so embarrassed...
38 COSMO
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BOING! The pack of kids, as a group, bounce up into his window, take a
series of snapshots, then fall OS.
CUT TO:
39 VICKY
See the boy in the dress! Five bucks!
CUT TO:
SFX: BOING! The kids can be seen in the window yet again. They fall
OS.
40 TIMMY
I wish the trampoline was gone.
41 KIDS (OS)
AGH!!!
42 TIMMY
I hate being babysat by Vicky! She can do
anything she wants to me and I can’t stop her!
43 WANDA
Well, Kiddo... that’s kind of what the babysitter
gets to do!
44 TIMMY
Yeah! And if I was the babysitter, she’d have to
listen to me, right?
45 COSMO
I know where this is going!
46 TIMMY
Yeah! I wish I could be Vicky’s babysitter!
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47 COSMO
Ay caramba! I’m never gonna get to be in the
show!
CUT TO:
Vicky, wad of cash in one hand, tape recorder in the other, dictates a
message.
48 VICKY
Note to self: Torturing twerp continues to bear
no feelings of remorse. Good. (beat;
something’s happening) Huh?
POOF! Vicky magically shrinks from the 16 year old wench that she is,
down to a FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL. The tape recorder drops to the ground
and bounces away.
49 LITTLE VICKY
Hey! Wha’ happened?
Vicky goes to grab the tape recorder, looks up and sees Timmy (still his
own age) towering over her.
50 LITTLE VICKY
Who are you? And where am I? Everything
looks bigger.
51 TIMMY
Hi, Vicky! You’re five! And I’m your ten-year-old
baby-sitter, Timmy! You’re in for a great day!
52 LITTLE VICKY
Really?
53 TIMMY
Nope. Welcome to the corner of Pay and Back.
DISSOLVE TO:
Five year old Vicky is trying and failing to cut the lawn with the toilet
plunger. Timmy sips a glass of ICED TEA in a LOUNGE CHAIR, with
Cosmo and Wanda in the fishbowl.
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54 LITTLE VICKY
I can’t cut the grass with just a plunger!
55 TIMMY
You’re right, Twerpette. My bad.
56 TIMMY
Knock yourself out.
57 LITTLE VICKY
But...
58 TIMMY
AHP! We wouldn’t want your Mommy to hear
this, would we?
61 LITTLE VICKY
I never stole from my mom’s purse!
64 TIMMY
This is great! Fear the power of the new
baby sitter! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
65 WANDA
Ya know, Honey, being mean shouldn’t make
you that happy...
66 TIMMY
Maybe you’re right, Wanda.
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67 WANDA
Really?
68 TIMMY
Nope! I’m gonna give Vicky the most
miserable day of her life. So declares Evil
Babysitter Timmy!
DISSOLVE TO:
MONTAGE: Timmy puts Vicky through the worst day of her life. A
“super happy” tune (ala “The Brady Kids’ Sunshine Day”) plays over
the following scenes.
69 COSMO/VICKY
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
70 TIMMY
Oh boy, this is fun! (beat) Isn’t it?
71 WANDA
I don’t know -- is it?
72 TIMMY
It should be. Maybe I’m doing it wrong. I
should try something else!
CUT TO:
EXT. PARK - Vicky runs, flying a WANDA KITE. Pull back to see Timmy
watching her with Cosmo floating nearby.
73 COSMO
I don’t get it, Timmy! Vicky’s having fun!
74 TIMMY
I wish Wanda were a 747.
Cosmo waves his wand and turns Wanda into a JET. She flies off with
little Vicky.
75 LITTLE VICKY
AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
76 COSMO
You having fun yet?
77 TIMMY
You’d think... but no. Weird.
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EXT. GARDEN - Vicky waters a FLOWER with a WATERING CAN. The can
runs dry. PAN OVER TO TIMMY with COSMO and WANDA, who floats as
BEES.
78 TIMMY
Hey, Wanda, could you turn into a fire hose?
79 WANDA
Aw, gonna help Vicky water the plants?
80 TIMMY
Something like that.
ON VICKY - She turns around just as the most powerful WATER STREAM
in the history of television, knocks her OS.
DISSOLVE TO:
Little Vicky is wet, miserable and on the verge of tears. PAN OVER to
Cosmo, Wanda and Timmy standing nearby.
81 TIMMY
Man. I don’t even like her and I feel sorry for
her.
82 COSMO
Wow! You’ve lost your cold, hard exterior.
83 WANDA
And gotten down to the chewy gooey center!
84 TIMMY
I guess. I thought getting back at Vicky would
be fun. But... Maybe I should apologize.
85 WANDA
Way to go, Timmy. You’ve had enough revenge
for one day, don’t you think?
86 COSMO
Yeah, Timmy. Just remember all the good times
you’ve had with Vicky.
87 TIMMY
Yeah, I guess...
Flashback: We see Vicky putting her fist in Timmy’s face from “Dog’s
Day Afternoon.”
Timmy grits his teeth angrily. He stops next to Little Vicky and sees one
of the tape recorders. He hits play.
88 TIMMY (VO)
Hi, I’m Timmy Tuner and I’m in a dress!
Timmy pockets the tape recorder. By the time he turns to Little Vicky,
he’s REALLY pissed off.
89 TIMMY
Hey, Vicky. I wanted to say I’m sorry.
90 LITTLE VICKY
(brightening) Really?
91 TIMMY
I wanted to... BUT I CHANGED MY MIND!
Timmy slaps a DUNCE CAP on her head, paints a CLOWN FACE on her
face and spins her around to the window. He pulls up the shade and
we see the same group of kids, now on CRUTCHES, in the window.
92 KIDS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
ON LITTLE VICKY - She stares blankly... then her face erupts into a
torrent of tears. She’s totally humilated.
93 LITTLE VICKY
WWAAAAAAAA!!!! WAA HAA HAA!!!!
94 TIMMY
Ah... ha... hmm. That’s odd.
95 COSMO
What?
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96 TIMMY
(surprised) I thought this would be hilarious!
Why isn’t it hilarious? I just got my ultimate
revenge on Vicky! Evil Vicky! Icky with a V!
97 WANDA
No, all you did was use our magic to torment a
five year old girl ‘till she cried!
98 TIMMY
(long beat) You’re right. I should wish her back
to normal. I...
99 FAIRY DISPATCHER
Reassignment orders for Wanda and Cosmo!
100 COSMO
She’s Cosmo and Wanda!
102 TIMMY
What? Who’s the sad little kid?
105 WANDA
We don’t want to be her Godparents! She’s
mean!
106 COSMO
Yeah! We like Timmy! His hat is pink!
The Fairy Dispatcher waves his wand. POOF! Cosmo and Wanda
disappear.
108 TIMMY
But this is all a huge misunderstanding!
110 COSMO
(bummed) I’m Cosmo.
111 WANDA
(bummed) And I’m Wanda.
113 VICKY
Neato! I have Fairy Godparents?
(to Timmy)
Welcome to the corner of Pay and Back!
114 TIMMY
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
DISSOLVE TO:
DISSOLVE TO:
The door is BARRICADED for World War III. Timmy breathes hard and is
clearly panicked.
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115 TIMMY
Okay... maybe she won’t find me here... but in
case she does...
Timmy pulls out a QUILL PEN and PARCHMENT and BEGINS writing his
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT.
116 TIMMY
I, Timmy Turner, being of sound mind and no
godparents, do hereby bequeath...
117 WANDA
Sorry about this, Timmy. HISSSSSS!!!!
118 TIMMY
AAA!
POOF! The paper turns into an ALBINO BAT and flutters around the
closet.
119 TIMMY
Bat! BAT BAT BAT!
Timmy breaks out of the closet and into his room. He freezes against
the wall.
120 TIMMY
Alright, Vicky! I know you’re out there... I know
you’re probably pretty mad... but put yourself
in my shoes...
POOF! Timmy’s shoes turn into SPRINGS that SLAM him into the ceiling
30 times in rapid succession. Timmy lands completely dazed.
121 TIMMY
Okay. That’s cool. I get it. You’re getting your
revenge now.
Timmy grabs a PILLOW from his bed, draws on a FACE, and fits his hat
on it.
122 TIMMY
Fine. I deserve it. Tell you what, I’ll just be
standing here in the middle of my room
completely defenseless...
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He sets the pillow in the middle of the floor, tiptoes to the window,
opens it and starts to sneak out when an enormous COSMO DRAGON
pokes it’s head into the room.
123 COSMO
(happily) Look at me, Timmy! I’m terrifying!
124 TIMMY
You’re right! Aaaaaagh!
Timmy takes off. The dragon crashes through the window and shoots a
BLAST OF FIRE BREATH after him. Timmy just makes it past the pillow
statue as the fire scorches it. Timmy breaks through his door and
heads downstairs.
CUT TO:
Timmy runs into the room to find it has become an INSANE, ALL-
POWERFUL, CHILD’S PLAYHOUSE. Cosmo and Wanda, wands glowing,
are panting with exhaustion. Suddenly, the floor shakes, opens up,
and Five-Year-Old-Vicky rises out on a COLUMN OF TWISTED CANDY
CANES. Hurricane force winds blow through the room.
126 TIMMY
Hey, Vicky?
128 TIMMY
But you’re a girl...
130 TIMMY
King Vicky? Look... when you were older, you
did really horrible things to me. And now that
you’re five, I thought it would be fun if I did
really mean things to you.
132 TIMMY
Revenge stinks. But losing your Godparents
stinks even more. So can I have my
Godparents back?
134 TIMMY
Really?
137 COSMO
We don’t need to help with that.
138 TIMMY
Stop granting her wishes you guys!
139 WANDA
We can’t, Timmy. We’re her Godparents now!
141 COSMO
Don’t hate me for this!!!
142 TIMMY
You two have to do something...
144 TIMMY
Because it’s only a matter of time...
146 TIMMY
...until she totally kills me!
147 WANDA
Oh, she can’t do that, Timmy, it’s against the
rules!
Vicky stops.
POOF! The room returns to normal, except for Timmy, who remains a
zit covered, combination toilet, parking meter, gumball machine.
149 TIMMY
Well, yeah. (sensing a chance) Uh... you see,
with every pair of Godparents you get a nifty
rule book!
POOF! Cosmo and Wanda make “DA RULES” appear. As Timmy speaks
to Vicky, he secretly scribbles his own message into “Da Rules.”
151 TIMMY
There’s lots of rules, Vicky. Lots of things you
could really mess up if you’re not careful! But
the most important thing is you can never say
this sentence right here...
155 TIMMY
WAA-HAA HAA! WAAAA!
The messenger pulls out a big RUBBER STAMP and stamps the side of
her face. The stamp reads “Happy!”
POOF! The Dispatcher waves his wand and disappears. With a poof,
Cosmo and Wanda disappear from next to Vicky and reappear next to
Timmy. Vicky’s eyes widen with horror.
165 COSMO
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166 TIMMY
Oh no... Better than that...
DISSOLVE TO:
168 WANDA
Why are you being so nice to Vicky!
169 TIMMY
Well... if weren’t for her making me so
miserable, I wouldn’t have gotten you guys in
the first place! So now I’m gonna give her the
best day of her life!
170 WANDA
Really!
171 TIMMY
Yep! And best of all, when I wish her back to
16, she won’t remember a thing!
172 WANDA
See, Timmy. Two wrongs don’t make a right!
173 COSMO
Yeah, but three rights make a left! And now it’s
time for the show!
Poof! Cosmo dons his Carmen Miranda outfit, begins to dance and...
174 COSMO
(sings one note)
175 TIMMY
Wanda?
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IRIS OUT
END OF EPISODE