123 A Mile in My Shoes

The Fairly OddParents
“A Mile In My Shoes”
(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

#123
Written By:
Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel and Tim O’Rourke
First Draft:
2/22/01
Second Draft:
3/9/01
Final Draft:
3/27/01
Nickelodeon Animation Studios

The Fairly OddParents: “A Mile In My Shoes” by Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel, Tim O’Rourke Recording Script 6/14/01
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INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - THURSDAY NIGHT
ON FISHBOWL - COSMO AND WANDA float next to a DINNER

TABLE. Cosmo is trying to rub their WANDS together to light
some CANDLES... but they're in a fishbowl, for God's sake.
1 COSMO
I could just light these candles, we could
eat!
2 WANDA
Did it ever occur to you we're in a
fishbowl filled with water?
3 COSMO
That's why I'm trying to light the candles!
Somebody's gotta dry all this wet food
off!
TIMMY enters carrying A STACK OF SCHOOLBOOKS.
4 TIMMY
Hey, guys! What's new?
Amazingly, Cosmo gets the candles to light.
5 WANDA
(Re: candle)
Uh...the laws of physics?
6 TIMMY
I've got a report on dinosaurs due
tomorrow. I wish my room were a
prehistoric forest!
Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and <POOF!> prehistoric

plants and animals cover Timmy's room. Timmy walks around the
room taking notes on a CLIPBOARD as he talks.
7 TIMMY (cont'd)
Cool! Thanks, guys!
8 COSMO
3
We'll have to clean this up before we
leave tomorrow morning, Timmy!
9 TIMMY
What? Where are you going?
10 WANDA
To Fairyworld! We need to get our crowns
certified, and our wands are due for their
3,000 wish tune-up!
Cosmo's wand has HAIR on it.
11 COSMO
I'm getting mine waxed!
12 WANDA
Sorry we won't be able to ZAP you to
school tomorrow, sweetie!
13 TIMMY
That's okay. My dad can drive me.
Provided he hasn't done anything stupid
to the car.
SMASH CUT TO:
INT. GARAGE - NEXT MORNING
Timmy glares at DAD who sits glumly in a PILE OF GEARS,

ENGINE PARTS and OTHER ASSORTED CAR MATERIALS.
14 TIMMY
You tried to make a giant fighting robot?
15 DAD
So? The Dinklebergs have one! Besides,
you can take the bus.
Timmy looks o.s. and sees the SCHOOLBUS at the curb.
EXT. FRONT OF TIMMY'S GARAGE
Timmy runs into scene just as the bus pulls away.
16 TIMMY
4
Wait! Darn it! Well... at least it's a nice
day...
Suddenly, CLOUDS zip in and it starts to rain harder than it's ever
rained in the history of mankind. Timmy turns to his dad who still
sits in the garage.
17 TIMMY (CONT'D)
Dad? Do you have an umbrella?
18 DAD
Sorry, Son. I'm using it as part of the
missile defense system.
19 TIMMY
(through clenched teeth)
I hope Cosmo and Wanda are having
fun...
As Timmy boldly heads into the rain we...
CUT TO:
EXT. FAIRYWORLD HEADQUARTERS - SAME TIME
LONG SHOT - we see Fairyworld in all its Fairy glory. CAMERA

PUSHES IN as we hear JORGEN'S VOICE:
20 JORGEN (O.S.)
Before we tune up your wands...we must
tune up your puny fairy bodies!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. FAIRY TESTING H.Q. - CONTINUOUS
Wanda and Cosmo are in a GYMNASIUM. Their wands float above

their heads like chin-up bars. JORGEN stands nearby.
21 JORGEN
It is time for Wand-ups!
One..two..one..two...
Wanda starts doing wand-ups. Camera PANS to Cosmo. He's

doodling with a big CRAYON on a DOODLE PAD.
22 COSMO
Hey! I made a monkey!
Jorgen points his mighty LASER WAND at Cosmo and changes

him into a monkey.
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23 JORGEN
So did I. Monkey Wand-ups! Now!
COSMO MONKEY grabs the wand with his tail, and starts
exercising.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY'S SCHOOL - A HALLWAY - LATER
Timmy opens the door and is pushed in by a WALL OF WATER.

He's deposited, soaking wet, at the doors of the gym.
24 TIMMY
I already missed first period but I'm still
in time for...
Timmy swings the doors open.
CUT TO:
INT. THE GYM - SAME TIME
25 TIMMY
...gym...?
WIDEN TO REVEAL CHESTER, AJ, and EVERY OTHER KID IN CLASS

standing there holding VOLLEYBALLS.
26 TIMMY (CONT'D)
What's going on?
27 AJ
We're playing Dodgeball!
28 CHESTER
It's 'drys' versus 'wets'.
29 AJ
Think fast!
CUT TO:
EXT. THE HALLWAY - GYMNASIUM DOORS - SAME TIME
We see the IMPRINTS of dozens of Volleyballs - along with an

imprint of Timmy's body - pop out from the door.
30 TIMMY
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(MOANS)
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - OUTSIDE THE DEPT. OF CROWNS AND FUN - SAME TIME
Cosmo, still a monkey skittering on the ground and floating

Wanda are outside the DCF.
31 WANDA
All we have to do is get our Crowns
certified by the Department of Crowns
and Fun and we're done!
We see that Wanda's arms are very muscular. So is Cosmo's

monkey tail. He flexes it like a weightlifter.
32 COSMO
Hey! My tail is ripped!
POOF! Cosmo returns to normal.
33 COSMO (CONT'D)
This should be fun! It says so right on
the sign!
They open the door revealing:
CUT TO:
INT. - THE DEPARTMENT OF CROWNS AND FUN - SAME TIME
A long gray room with a long line of fairies waiting. Wanda takes
a NUMBER.
34 WANDA
One million and seven.
35 FAIRY RECEPTIONIST
Number twelve?
<BAM!> Jorgen appears.
36 JORGEN
Wand-ups are an excellent way to pass
the time! Ha! Ha! Ha!
As Wanda starts exercising again, Cosmo turns himself back into

a monkey.
37 COSMO
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EEEP!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - LATER THAT EVENING
Cosmo and Wanda - in fairy form - rub salve on their sore

muscles.
38 COSMO
Oh, my aching wings...
39 WANDA
At least Timmy's smiling face and
cheerful disposition will make the pain go
away!
The door slams open revealing Timmy's body and SEVERAL

VOLLEYBALLS where his head should be.
40 COSMO
I don't see a smiling face.
All the Volleyballs fall off Timmy's head and bounce o.s. Timmy
frowns. Cosmo looks for a moment, then flips upside down and
looks at Timmy.
41 COSMO (CONT'D)
There it is!!
42 WANDA
Sorry, Sweetie...we were gone longer
than we thought.
43 TIMMY
Well, great! Because you guys had to
POOF off to Camp Happy-Crowny-ville, I
got rained and Volley-balled on!
(beat)
You have no idea how hard it is to be a
kid!
44 WANDA
(sarcastic)
Yeah, having us grant your every wish all
day must really take a toll on your
nerves! Being a fairy is no day at the
beach either!!
45 TIMMY
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Oh, right! Having unlimited magical
powers and acting goofy all day long
would depress anybody! How do you
stand it??
Timmy looks at Cosmo who is wearing a COURT JESTER outfit and

bonking himself on the head with a FLOUNDER.
46 COSMO
I think it's wrong of you to judge Wanda
that way, Timmy.
47 WANDA
(to Timmy)
Well, if you think it's so easy being a
fairy, why don't YOU try it?!
48 TIMMY
You're on! I wish I could be your Fairy
Godparent!
POOF! Suddenly, we see TIMMY IS NOW A FAIRY GODPARENT,

complete with a WAND, WINGS and a little FLOATY CROWNY
THING. We then PAN OVER to see that Wanda and Cosmo have
become PINK AND GREEN VERSIONS OF TIMMY.
49 COSMO TIMMY
Hey! I'm Timmy!
50 WANDA TIMMY
And I'm Timmy!
51 TIMMY
And I'm a Fairy! And I can float!
Suddenly, Dad's giant ROBOT FIST pushes through the wall.
EXT. - TIMMY'S BEDROOM - EVENING - SAME TIME
We see Dad and MOM at THE CONTROLS of Dad's now-

functioning GIANT CAR ROBOT. Dad has shoved the robot's fist
through Timmy's second floor bedroom wall.
52 MOM
Wow, Honey! Your giant fighting robot
really works!!
INT. - TIMMY'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME
53 COSMO
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It's your parents! Think fast!
COSMO and WANDA both jump into BED. Timmy poofs into a
VOLLEYBALL.
54 WANDA TIMMY
You know the rules, Timmy! Be a
goldfish!
55 TIMMY
Right... right...
Timmy waves his wand and tries to become a goldfish. He ends

up as an OLD CATFISH, whose whole head sticks in the bowl, tail
flapping around in the air.
56 TIMMY (CONT'D)
Old fish!
Timmy waves his wand again. This time he becomes a

HAMMERHEAD SHARK that lands on the ground with a giant thud
and begins to flop around the floor.
57 TIMMY (CONT'D)
Darn it!
58 WANDA TIMMY
Not so easy, is it, Sport?
CUT TO:
EXT. HOUSE - ON GIANT ROBOT - SAME TIME
Mom and Dad sit in the cockpit.
59 MOM
Let's tuck Timmy in!
60 DAD
With mighty fighting robot action!
Dad hits a BUTTON. ROCKET BOOSTERS fire and the robot's head
separates from the robot's body. Dad flies the HEAD into Timmy's
room.
INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS
Timmy, as the shark, flops around the room.

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61 TIMMY
Think. Fish. Me. Fish. Goldfish.
Timmy waves his wand and POOF! He succeeds! He plops into

the bowl as a goldfish - complete with two buck teeth and a
floating pink hat.
62 TIMMY (CONT'D)
Cool! I'm a goldfish! I'm... (BEAT)
GASP!!! I forgot to give my self gills!
His parents land the robot head and step out. Wanda/Timmy
ducks under the covers as Mom walks over to Cosmo/Timmy and
rubs his head.
63 MOM
Aw, Sweetie... you feel warm! And you
look positively green!
64 DAD
Warm? Green? Those are all the
symptoms of steamed broccoli!
Get the thermometer! And the salad
shooter!
As Mom turns to leave, she looks at the goldfish bowl and sees
the Timmy/Goldfish turning blue.
65 MOM
I'd better get the fish a thermometer,
too!
Dad stands near the robot hand.
66 DAD
You can't. I used it to focus the laser
cannon.
Dad hits a button and blasts a hole in the wall as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. THE LIVING ROOM - LATER THAT SAME NIGHT
Wanda Timmy is sitting on the couch watching TV, eating CHIPS.

Mom and Dad walk in from OS as Dad hangs up a CORDLESS
PHONE.
67 DAD
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Good news, Honey! I'm fighting the
Dinklebergs' robot car tomorrow!
68 MOM
TIMMY? What are you doing up this late?
It is way past your bedtime!
69 WANDA TIMMY
But...
70 DAD
No buts! Straight to bed young man, and
don't make me get the giant robot in
here!
Wanda Timmy exits up the stairs. Mom and Dad walk into the
kitchen...
CUT TO:
INT. THE KITCHEN - SAME TIME
Mom and Dad enter. Cosmo Timmy is trying to reach the COOKIE
JAR.
71 MOM
Timmy? What are you doing in here? You
were just in there!
72 COSMO TIMMY
Uh...no I wasn't?
73 DAD
Well, that settles that. But you know
you're not supposed to eat sweets this
late at night...
(notices Timmy is now green)
...or change from pink to green.
74 MOM
Off to bed now.
Cosmo slinks off.
DISSOLVE TO:
TIMMY'S BEDROOM - LATER THAT NIGHT.
Wanda/Timmy and Cosmo/Timmy are in bed, scowling as Timmy

hovers over them.
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75 TIMMY
See? I've got a rule book too. It's called
'Mom and Dad'. Not so easy bein' a kid is
it?
76 WANDA TIMMY
Yeah, well... just wait. You're in for your
own rude awakening tomorrow.
77 TIMMY
(sarcastic) Let me guess. I have to use
magic to solve all my problems?
78 WANDA TIMMY
Not your problems. OURS! Tomorrow's
Saturday and that means wishes, wishes
and more wishes! And as our Fairy
Godparent you have to grant them all!
No matter how stupid!
Timmy waves his wand and POOF! - He turns into an OCTOPUS

and completely crashes around the fishbowl.
79 COSMO TIMMY
And, Man, am I all over that! Good night,
Squiddly Diddly!
Wanda shuts the light off. ANGLE ON TIMMY, STILL AN OCTOPUS.

Timmy waves his wand... POOF! He's an EEL. Then a PUFFER
FISH... then A JELLY FISH... then A SNAIL... etc... etc...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - THE NEXT MORNING
Timmy's still desperately trying to get it right, Wanda and Cosmo

wake up. POOF! Finally! Timmy's in the fishbowl WITH gills.
80 WANDA TIMMY
Good morning, Timmy!
81 COSMO TIMMY
Good morning, Timmy!
82 TIMMY
Look, Guys! I finally got the fish thing
down! Look...Gills!
83 WANDA TIMMY
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That's great, Timmy! I wish you were a
puppy!
84 TIMMY
But...
85 COSMO TIMMY
We want a puppy!
POOF! Timmy becomes said PUPPY... with a fin and gills. But he's
out of the fishbowl.
86 TIMMY
Darn it! I still can't get that... (turns blue)
Can't breathe! Need water!
Timmy as a dog shoves his face in the fishbowl.
87 WANDA TIMMY
And I wish I had a hot fudge sundae!
Come on! Lets pick it up, Kiddo!
88 TIMMY
I'll try but...
89 VICKY (O.S.)
Hey, Twerp! Guess who!
90 ALL THREE
VICKY!
POOF! Timmy Fairy - still in dog mode - dives into the bowl.
Suddenly, VICKY kicks the door open, cramming COSMO TIMMY
behind it. Vicky talks to Wanda/Timmy.
91 VICKY
Your parents are in a giant robot fight and
I'm in charge! Guess what rhymes with
'chores'? (grabs Wanda Timmy)
CHORES!!!!
Vicky pulls out a LONG LIST OF CHORES, hands the list to

Wanda/Timmy and exits. Cosmo Timmy steps up and looks at
the list. Just then, Vicky re-enters. Wanda Timmy hides behind
the door.
92 VICKY (CONT'D)
And here's the second half of the...
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(staring at Green Timmy)
Hey... you're green. AND YOU DON'T
HAVE MY LIST!
Vicky whips out a LAPTOP COMPUTER and prints out another

SHEET OF PAPER.
93 VICKY (CONT'D)
Good thing I made back-ups, twerp!
She storms out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
94 WANDA TIMMY
Look at all this stuff she's making us do!
95 COSMO TIMMY
This is going to take forever without
magic! But luckily...
96 WANDA & COSMO

We've got a Fairy Godparent!
ON FISHBOWL - On Timmy - now a DOG/FISH with a SCUBA TANK.
97 TIMMY
What?
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TIMMY'S YARD - AFTERNOON
Wanda/Timmy is struggling to carry a huge BAG OF GARBAGE.

The bag rips open, sending GARBAGE everywhere.
98 WANDA TIMMY
Oh, Godparent!
POOF! Timmy runs up as a SQUIRREL.
99 TIMMY
What now?
100 WANDA TIMMY

I wish the trash was somewhere else.
101 TIMMY
Okay...
102 WANDA TIMMY

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Vicky!
POOF! Timmy turns into an Octopus again and slithers off

screen. Vicky gets in Wanda/Timmy's face.
103 VICKY
HA! Pick up the trash and the octopus,
twerp!
Vicky storms off.
CUT TO:
EXT. TURNER BACKYARD - CONTINUOUS
The burning SUN beats down as Cosmo/Timmy trims the

HEDGES.
104 COSMO TIMMY

There! All nice and symmetrical! Wow! I
didn't even know I knew that word!
Just then, two gigantic fighting ROBOT/CARS tumble through

scene crushing everything in their path.
105 DAD
My hedges! Curse you, Dinkleberg!
POOF! Timmy/Fairy arrives on the scene. He still has two

TENTACLES hanging off his body.
106 COSMO TIMMY

Man, am I glad you're here! I wish the
hedges were fixed!
Timmy wearily raises his wand.
107 TIMMY
When do I get to have fun?
SFX: THOOOOOM! The Dad robot returns.
108 COSMO TIMMY

It's your Dad!
POOF! Timmy becomes a BALLOON and gets blown away by the

wind.
109 TIMMY
Hey! Wha..? Whoaaaa!!!!!!!!
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110 COSMO TIMMY
Look out for the Dinklebergs!
ON TIMMY - FLOATING THROUGH THE SKY - AS HE FLOATS, WE

SEE THE GIANT ROBOT BATTLE IN THE BACKGROUND.
111 TIMMY
Man, I just can't get the hang of this fairy
business! I need training. That's it! I'll go
to Fairyworld and learn how to be a
better fairy than Cosmo or Wanda!
Timmy waves his wand and... POOF!
CUT TO:
EXT. SCARYWORLD - CONTINUOUS
Timmy pops in next to a WEREWOLF.
112 TIMMY
Fairyworld?
113 WEREWOLF
Scaryworld.
114 TIMMY
You're not that scary.
115 WEREWOLF
Yeah, well here's a PHOTO of your
Grandma's feet!
116 TIMMY
Aaagh! It burns!
POOF! Timmy disappears.
CUT TO:
EXT. HAIRYWORLD - CONTINUOUS
Timmy lands in a lush, forest-like world where everyone looks like

Sasquatch.
117 TIMMY
Fairyworld?
118 SASQUATCH #1
Hairyworld.
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A COW - with WINGS - pops in.
119 COW FAIRY

Dairyworld?
120 TIMMY
Hairyworld.
121 COW FAIRY

DARN IT!
Timmy waves his wand again and POOF!
CUT TO:
EXT. FAIRYWORLD - CONTINUOUS
Timmy does it! He finally makes it to Fairyworld.
122 TIMMY
Fairyworld! I did it!
He is instantly grabbed by the throat by JORGEN who makes him

start doing Wand-ups.
123 JORGEN
Wand-ups, new fairy! Now!
On Timmy starting his wand-ups, we...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TIMMY'S FRONT LAWN - LATER
An exhausted Cosmo/Timmy pushes the LAWN MOWER. Vicky

walks behind him, seeding more lawn and watering it. It literally
grows as he mows.
124 VICKY
Wow! A green twerp with a green thumb!
125 COSMO TIMMY

Exactly why do I have to do what you tell
me?
126 VICKY
Because sixteen beats ten!
(shows fist)
And this beats everything! Now move it!
127 COSMO TIMMY

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Man, being ten stinks!
On Cosmo fuming, we...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. FAIRYWORLD - CONTINUOUS
An exhausted Timmy is still doing Wand-ups.
128 JORGEN
One million and six! One million and
seven...
129 TIMMY
Oh man...Jorgen's worse than Vicky!
130 JORGEN
Your wand skills are pathetic! This calls
for my extra special brand of tough love!
131 TIMMY
But... I don't see any love here.
132 JORGEN
That's what makes it tough!
Jorgen raises his MIGHTY WAND and with a POOOOOM! They

disappear. We...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY'S HOUSE - LATER
An exhausted Wanda/Timmy does DISHES. Cosmo hides under

the GARBAGE DISPOSAL.
133 WANDA TIMMY

Wow, this reeks! Where's our Fairy
Godparent?
134 COSMO TIMMY

What difference does it make? As long
as Vicky's around we can't make wishes!
Wanda Timmy puts the last dish down. Vicky enters carrying a
GARBAGE BAG and picks up a DISH out of the sink.
135 VICKY
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Wow! It's so clean I can see myself!
Vicky dumps the garbage bag into the sink.
136 VICKY (CONT'D)

And now I can't! Good thing the garbage
disposal's busted! Start shoveling! I'll be
busy sleeping!!!
Vicky hands Wanda/Timmy a SHOVEL and prances happily O.S.

Wanda/Timmy looks at Cosmo/Timmy.
137 WANDA TIMMY

She's worse than Jorgen!
CUT TO:
EXT. THE FAIRYWORLD FOREST - LATER
Timmy crosses a ROPE BRIDGE suspended over a giant GORGE.
138 TIMMY
How does this help me in being a Fairy
Godparent?
139 JORGEN
To hone the magic reflexes! A needy child
could wish for anything at any given
moment! You must be ready!!!
Jorgen waves his wand and POOF! The rope bridge disappears
causing Timmy to fall toward certain death. Jorgen, with his
JETPACK WINGS, floats nearby.
140 TIMMY
Big deal! I can fly!
Jorgen waves his wand again. POOF! No wings! Timmy drops

like a rock.
141 TIMMY (CONT'D)

AAAAAAAAA!!!
Jorgen appears beside Timmy as he falls.
142 JORGEN
Save yourself, new fairy! Think fast!!!!
143 TIMMY
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I...I... wait! That's it!!!
Timmy waves his wand and a POOF! A sea of VOLLEYBALLS

appear in the canyon below him.
144 TIMMY (CONT'D)

This fairy stuff is harder than I thought!
And I'm sick of these things.
POOF! Jorgen appears next to him.
145 JORGEN
If you don't like it, maybe you should go
back to being a puny little human boy!
146 TIMMY
Yeah. I'm not much of a Godparent, but
bein' a kid is one thing I know I'm really
good at. But before I go...
Timmy waves his wand. POOF! The Cow from Hairyworld arrives
and lands on Jorgen.
147 JORGEN
Ooof!
148 TIMMY
Yes! It worked!
149 COW FAIRY

Dairyworld?
150 TIMMY
Fairyworld.
151 COW FAIRY

DARN IT!!!
The cow shoots a stream of MILK at Timmy, coating him. He

sighs, waves his wand and POOF!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
A totally exhausted Wanda and Cosmo collapse on Timmy's bed

as an equally exhausted Timmy returns covered in milk, Cosmo
and Wanda are covered in grime and garbage. They all stare at
each other for a beat... then...
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152 COSMO, WANDA AND TIMMY
(LAUGH THEIR ASS OFF)
153 TIMMY
I didn't realize you have just as much
gunk to deal with as I do. Jorgen's a
creep!
154 WANDA
Yeah, well, Vicky ain't a trip to
Cherryworld either.
155 COSMO
Ooo! Cherryworld! Can we go there?
156 WANDA
I wish he had a muzzle.
POOF! Timmy poofs up a Jigsaw PUZZLE.
157 WANDA (CONT'D)

Puzzle. Close enough.
158 TIMMY
I thought being a fairy would be fun, but I
learned it's more fun to be a kid because
I have you guys to make it BETTER. So...
uh...I'm, uh...
159 WANDA
Apology accepted, sport! We wish you
were a kid again, and we wish we were
Fairies again!
Timmy waves his wand and POOF! Cosmo and Wanda are fairies
now... but COW FAIRIES.
160 TIMMY
Darn it!
The cow fairy POOFS IN.
161 COW FAIRY

Darn it!
BAM! Dad's robot crashes through Timmy's wall, with Dad at the
controls. Cosmo and Wanda poof into the fishbowl. Dad looks a
the cow, excitedly.
162 DAD
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Finally! I can use this for my Milk Powered
Engine!
163 COW FAIRY

Moo?
Dad scoops up the cow and exits as we...
164 TIMMY
Don't blame me, I'm just a kid.
FADE OUT.

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The Fairly OddParents

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

Nickelodeon Animation Studios

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - THURSDAY NIGHT

ON FISHBOWL - COSMO AND WANDA float next to a DINNER

TIMMY enters carrying A STACK OF SCHOOLBOOKS.

Amazingly, Cosmo gets the candles to light.

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and <POOF!> prehistoric

Cosmo's wand has HAIR on it.

SMASH CUT TO:

INT. GARAGE - NEXT MORNING

Timmy glares at DAD who sits glumly in a PILE OF GEARS,

Timmy looks o.s. and sees the SCHOOLBUS at the curb.

EXT. FRONT OF TIMMY'S GARAGE

Timmy runs into scene just as the bus pulls away.

As Timmy boldly heads into the rain we...

EXT. FAIRYWORLD HEADQUARTERS - SAME TIME

LONG SHOT - we see Fairyworld in all its Fairy glory. CAMERA

INT. FAIRY TESTING H.Q. - CONTINUOUS

Wanda and Cosmo are in a GYMNASIUM. Their wands float above

Wanda starts doing wand-ups. Camera PANS to Cosmo. He's

Jorgen points his mighty LASER WAND at Cosmo and changes

INT. TIMMY'S SCHOOL - A HALLWAY - LATER

Timmy opens the door and is pushed in by a WALL OF WATER.

Timmy swings the doors open.

INT. THE GYM - SAME TIME

WIDEN TO REVEAL CHESTER, AJ, and EVERY OTHER KID IN CLASS

EXT. THE HALLWAY - GYMNASIUM DOORS - SAME TIME

We see the IMPRINTS of dozens of Volleyballs - along with an

INT. - OUTSIDE THE DEPT. OF CROWNS AND FUN - SAME TIME

Cosmo, still a monkey skittering on the ground and floating

We see that Wanda's arms are very muscular. So is Cosmo's

POOF! Cosmo returns to normal.

They open the door revealing:

INT. - THE DEPARTMENT OF CROWNS AND FUN - SAME TIME

<BAM!> Jorgen appears.

As Wanda starts exercising again, Cosmo turns himself back into

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - LATER THAT EVENING

Cosmo and Wanda - in fairy form - rub salve on their sore

The door slams open revealing Timmy's body and SEVERAL

Timmy looks at Cosmo who is wearing a COURT JESTER outfit and

POOF! Suddenly, we see TIMMY IS NOW A FAIRY GODPARENT,

Suddenly, Dad's giant ROBOT FIST pushes through the wall.

EXT. - TIMMY'S BEDROOM - EVENING - SAME TIME

We see Dad and MOM at THE CONTROLS of Dad's now-

INT. - TIMMY'S BEDROOM - SAME TIME

Timmy waves his wand and tries to become a goldfish. He ends

Timmy waves his wand again. This time he becomes a

EXT. HOUSE - ON GIANT ROBOT - SAME TIME

Mom and Dad sit in the cockpit.

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS

Timmy, as the shark, flops around the room.

Timmy waves his wand and POOF! He succeeds! He plops into

Dad stands near the robot hand.

Dad hits a button and blasts a hole in the wall as we...

INT. THE LIVING ROOM - LATER THAT SAME NIGHT

Wanda Timmy is sitting on the couch watching TV, eating CHIPS.

INT. THE KITCHEN - SAME TIME

Cosmo slinks off.

TIMMY'S BEDROOM - LATER THAT NIGHT.

Wanda/Timmy and Cosmo/Timmy are in bed, scowling as Timmy

Timmy waves his wand and POOF! - He turns into an OCTOPUS

Wanda shuts the light off. ANGLE ON TIMMY, STILL AN OCTOPUS.

INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM - THE NEXT MORNING