135 Nectar of The Odds

The Fairly OddParents
“Nectar of The Odds”

#135
Written By:
Jack Thomas
First Draft:
9.20.01
Second Draft:
9.25.01
Third Draft:
10.1.01
Final Draft:
10.4.01
Nickelodeon Animation Studios

c 2001 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
The Fairly OddParents: “Nectar Of the Odds” final draft script by Jack Thomas 10.4.01 2
FADE IN:
INT. - TIMMY'S LIVING ROOM
CLOSE ON A TV SCREEN
THREE ACTORS in cheesy plastic Alien CLUTCHULAC SUITS (see "Spaced Out") menace
a solitary shivering HUMAN.
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
The Evil Clutchulacs have invaded Earth. Who
can stop them?
CHORUS
Crash Nebula! Crash Nebula!
A GUY in a big, cheesy plastic CRASH NEBULA SUIT skates in. The LIGHTS
come up and it's a whole ICE CAPADES style show, complete with SKATING
ALIENS, ROCKETS, PLANETS, etc.
CHORUS
On Ice!
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
That's right! This weekend, one night only at
the Dimmsdale Dimm-a-Dome!
REVEAL TIMMY, CHESTER AND AJ, watching TV. Camera pushes in on them as
the announcer talks... This is important information they're absorbing.
TIMMY
This weekend?
CHESTER
One night only?
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
It's a once in a lifetime, skating
spectacular!
AJ
OH MY GOSH!
TV ANNOUNCER
It's...
TIMMY / CHESTER / AJ
CRASH NEBULA ON ICE!
AJ
We should order our tickets RIGHT
NOW!!!
Timmy picks up the PHONE and starts dialing.
TIMMY
Guys, I'm on it. Consider it handled.
TV ANNOUNCER
Yes...there are thousands of tickets left
for Crash Nebula on Ice!!
TIMMY
See? No problem!!
Chester and AJ head for the DOOR.
CHESTER
We believe you! Later, Timmy!
AJ
Get the tickets or we'll hate you
forever!!!
The guys leave. Timmy hears the announcer again.
TV ANNOUNCER
This just in...I lied. The actual number of
tickets left is three.
TIMMY
What???
Timmy grabs the PHONE and starts dialing frantically. COSMO AND WANDA
pop in next to him.
WANDA
Hey, Timmy! Whatcha doing?
SFX: Busy signal. Timmy hangs up.
COSMO
He's playing the dial and hang up game!
TIMMY
Can't talk! Must dial!
SFX: Busy signal. Timmy pushes down on the receiver and dials again.
Cosmo is intrigued.
COSMO
And hang up! I wanna play!
SFX: Busy signal. Timmy hangs up and dials again. Cosmo is transfixed.
TIMMY
I told the guys I'd get tickets to Crash
Nebula on Ice!
WANDA
The once in a life time, skating
spectacular?
TIMMY
I've gotta get through!
Timmy dials.
COSMO
Dial...
SFX: It rings once.
WOMAN ANSWERS PHONE

Dimmsdale Dimm-a-dome!
TIMMY
Awright!
COSMO
(re: The phone) And hang up!
Cosmo hangs up the phone.
TIMMY
WAAAAAAGH!
Timmy dials again... Only to get a busy signal. He repeats dialing and hanging
up over and over again.
COSMO
...dial... and hang up... Dial...
MATCH DISSOLVE:
THE NEXT MORNING
Timmy, exhausted, his dialing finger broken, bent and bruised, continues
(albeit slowly) to dial through. It's busy, still.
COSMO
And hang up. (beat) It never gets boring!
DISSOLVE TO:
EST. EXT.SCHOOL - LATER THAT DAY
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. BOY'S BATHROOM
The place is dimly lit and ominous. Timmy is with Chester and AJ, who are
pissed off. They approach a TOILET.
CHESTER
I can't believe you didn't get us tickets,
Timmy!
AJ
We're gonna hate you forever.
TIMMY
(cocky) Don't worry, guys. There are
plenty of tickets left! You just gotta know
who to ask!
Timmy flushes the toilet. FRANCIS pops up from the bowl.
FRANCIS
Francis' Toilet of Tickets. How may I help
you?
TIMMY
Three of your best seats for Crash Nebula
On Ice?
FRANCIS
Fifteen hundred dollars.
TIMMY
I, uh, Meant three of your worst seats.
FRANCIS
Fifteen hundred dollars.
TIMMY
What? But that's like...
Pause. He doesn't know.
AJ
Five hundred bucks a seat.
TIMMY / CHESTER
I knew that. / Right.
TIMMY
We don't have that kind of money!
Francis shoves Timmy into Chester and AJ, knocking them over like bowling
pins.
FRANCIS
That's for free.
Francis hits the flush handle again and swirls back down the toilet.
FRANCIS
Have a nice ticket-free day.
CHESTER
WE CAN'T MISS THAT SHOW! The
announcer who lied said it's a skating
spectacular!
TIMMY
Dude, relax. I will get us those tickets.
AJ
Oh really? Are you going to make three
tickets appear by magic?
TIMMY
(smacks head)
Duh!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - TIMMY'S ROOM - LATER

Timmy stands next to Wanda. Cosmo, still dials and hangs up. SFX: The line
is busy
COSMO
Dial...
TIMMY
What do you mean I can't just make
three tickets appear like magic?
"DA RULES" appear.
WANDA
Timmy, it's sold out! If we gave you
three of the tickets, it means we'd be
taking them away from somebody else
who already has them!! (off Timmy's "I
don't care" glare) And that would be
stealing.
(off his glare) Which is bad.
TIMMY
Well, can't you just make three extra
theater seats??
WANDA
That would violate the fire code!
TIMMY
I have to buy those tickets from Francis! I
wish I had 1500 dollars.
WANDA
That's counterfeiting.
(off glare) Which is bad.
TIMMY
Darn it! I'll have to do it the old
fashioned way...
COSMO
Blackmail?
WANDA
Bad. How do most ten year olds make
money?
TIMMY
A lemonade stand... Which is BAD! There
is no chance you would ever catch me
doing anything as dorky as selling any
stupid old -
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. TIMMY'S FRONT YARD - THE NEXT DAY
Timmy sits in front of a hastily created LEMONADE STAND that reads

"LEMONADE 25 Cents." Cosmo and Wanda sit atop the sign as BIRDS.
VARIOUS people walk by his stand, ignoring him.
TIMMY
Lemonade! 25 Cents! Lemonade 25
cents... Lemonade...
Finally, MOM walks by. She spots Timmy's glum expression and stops.
MOM
How's the lemonade business, Timmy?
TIMMY
Terrible. Nobody's buying any. I spent five
to ten minutes making this stuff.
MOM
Well, I wouldn't want your self-esteem to
be crushed. I'll be your first customer!
Mom plunks down a QUARTER and takes a sip. She turn GREEN... And does a
massive spit take.
MOM
And your last!! This stuff you made
yourself is horrible!! (takes quarter)
Give me that back!
She walks down the street, stopping at a COMPETING LEMONADE STAND

manned by VICKY.
VICKY
Hello, Mrs. Turner! Would you like to try
some of Grandma Vicky's old style
country lemonade?
MOM
Sure! Anything to wash the taste of my

son's foul lemonade out of my mouth!
Vicky leans down...
DIFFERENT ANGLE: Vicky opens a TRAP DOOR in the ground where THREE
KIDS are making lemonade. They look up and squint.
KID #1
The light...It burns!
KID #2
Have you come to rescue us?
Vicky grabs a GLASS OF LEMONADE and hands Mrs. Turner the glass.
VICKY
Here you go, Mrs. Turner!
Mom takes a sip. It's delicious!
MOM
Mmmm! It's delicious!! It's so much
more tasty than that rank bile Timmy
made!! More please!
ON TIMMY - who looks up to Cosmo and Wanda.
TIMMY
It's supposed to taste good, too?
COSMO
Capitalism can such be a cruel mistress.
(off Wanda's glare)
Not that I have one.
Wanda glares. Cosmo pulls out a PHONE.
COSMO
Let's play the dial and hang-up game!!!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - THE TURNER KITCHEN - LATER
The place is a mess. Timmy has been trying various lemonade formulas.
Cosmo and Wanda hover nearby. Timmy mixes a batch.
TIMMY
Finally, I think I've found the secret
ingredient that will make my lemonade
so tasty, I'm sure to make fifteen
hundred bucks!
Timmy takes a sip. He spits it out - right onto Cosmo. Who spits it right back
out.
TIMMY
Okay, cheese is not the secret ingredient.
QUICK CUTS OF TIMMY SPITTING OUT BAD LEMONADE
TIMMY
Taco sauce. (spits) Peas. (spits)
Gravy. (spits) Chocolate laxative.
Timmy spits it out.
TIMMY
Darn it, I'm running out of ingredients!
(the laxative hits) EEEP! Bathroom!!!
Timmy bolts into the bathroom.
WANDA
Well, you're not gonna find it in there! (to
Cosmo) I don't understand why he
doesn't just wish for sweeter lemonade?
COSMO
I can do that!
WIDEN TO REVEAL - Cosmo takes off his SOCKS and dips them in Timmy's
glass. It sparkles with magic.
WANDA
I said sweeter, not sweatier!
COSMO
Really? I thought you said "Dunk your
sweaty socks in Timmy's lemonade!"
Timmy's hand reaches into frame and grabs the glass.
COSMO AND WANDA

Uh... Timmy...
Timmy sips it. It's great.
TIMMY
Mmmm! Hey! This is great! I wish I had a
pitcher of this!!
Cosmo and Wanda each gesture to grant the wish, but before they can...
<ZING!> A PITCHER appears. Cosmo and Wanda look at each other quizzically.
They didn't do that. Cosmo shrugs and dips his socks in.
COSMO
The secret ingredient is feet!
TIMMY
Cool!
Wanda looks nervously at the glass of Lemonade as we...
CUT TO:
EXT. LEMONADE STAND - LATER
AJ and Chester each hold GLASSES of Lemonade. They taste the new formula.
Cosmo and Wanda watch as BIRDS.
TIMMY
So? What do you think?
AJ
Stupendous. (To Chester) That means
great.
CHESTER
Duh. Show off. Sometimes I wish I was as
smart as you think you are.
AJ turns his back to the boys to pour himself a cup as Chester's lemonade
glass GLOWS. MAGIC circles around Chester's head. Chester's forehead swells
up. He's extremely brilliant. He fashions a time-travel BELT from GRASS, a
PAPER CLIP and GUM. He hits the button and starts to fade away.
CHESTER
I've just invented the time-travel belt!! If
all goes well, I'll see you guys in the
future!
Chester fades away and drops his cup. Timmy picks it up and looks at it
quizzically.
TIMMY
Wow! He's smart and gone. (re: the cup)
How'd that happen?
AJ turns around and takes a sip.
AJ
Who cares? This lemonade is so great I wish
everybody knew about it!
Magic sparkles surround AJ. BANG! A VAN with a FLAT TIRE pulls to a stop right
in front of the stand. Exhaust FUMES waft throughout the scene. The
diminutive CHET UBETCHA jumps out of what we can now see is a TV NEWS
VAN.
CHET UBETCHA
I'm Chet UBetcha saying We'll never get back
to the studio in time.
Chet whips a out a TINY PLASTIC NEWS DESK.
CHET UBETCHA
This is Chet UBetcha saying: I'll do the
news right from here.
A CAMERAMAN points to Chet.
CHET UBETCHA
Good afternoon Dimmsdale, I'm Chet
UBetcha. A raging forest fire (cough, cough)
- hang on a moment -
(sips lemonade) This just in - Fire Shmire!
This is the greatest lemonade ever!
CUT TO:
EXT. VICKY'S LEMONADE STAND
She watches on a small TV as a CUSTOMER waits to be served.
CHET UBETCHA (ON TV)

Everyone within the sound of my voice

has really got to taste this astounding
lemonade made by Dimmsdale's own,
Timmy Turner.
MAGIC SPARKLES surround Vicky's customers. They all bolt.
SMASH CUT TO:
EXT. TIMMY' LEMONADE STAND - DAY
Timmy and AJ are swamped with customers. A CUSTOMER drains his glass.
CUSTOMER
I wish I had more.
His glass refills itself.
CUSTOMER
Now, that's service!
TIMMY
So, how are we doing?
AJ
We're going to see Crash Nebula! We're
going to see Crash Nebula!
Timmy looks at a massive PILE OF MONEY.
TIMMY
Dude, at this rate, we're gonna OWN
Crash Nebula. You man the fort, I'm
gonna get some more sweaty socks for
my lemonade.
AJ
What?
TIMMY
I mean make six more sweaty pitchers
of... Look, a monkey!
AJ wheels around.
AJ
WHERE?
Timmy runs OS.
CUT TO:
EXT. VICKY'S LEMONADE STAND
The price is now "One cent or best offer." A TUMBLEWEED blows across the
screen. A LITTLE OLD LADY customer walks up.
LITTLE OLD LADY

Excuse me?
VICKY
(perking up) Yes?
LITTLE OLD LADY

Do you know where that other kid's stand
is? With the good lemonade?
VICKY
That's it! Turner is going down!
The old lady exits. Vicky stomps off. A second later a head pops out of the
trap door and looks around. Two of the kids run like hell.
KIDS
We're free! FREE!!!!
One last kid comes out of the stand. He holds his eyes from the light of the
sun.
KID #3
Free! (beat) My eyes... can't see...
He trips and falls. The other two kids instantly return.
KID #2
Jeremy!
KID #3
Go on without me!
KIDS
OKAY!
They leave. Jeremy falls back into the hole.
KID #3
AAA!
CUT TO:
INT. TIMMY'S GARAGE
Timmy opens the GARAGE DOOR. The LIGHT from outside hits Cosmo's face.
COSMO
My eyes! They burn! And they're green!
We see that Timmy has transformed the garage into a LEMONADE FACTORY. A
BIG MACHINE smooshes LEMONS into a pitcher. They go down the CONVEYER
to a SUGAR STATION then WATER is added. At the end, COSMO'S SOCKS get
dipped into the pitcher. The pitcher barely sparkles. He dips them in a second
pitcher. No sparkle at all.
TIMMY
Uh-oh. Your socks have lost that magical
stink.
ON a clearly exhausted Cosmo, holding WEIGHTS and sitting on a STATIONARY

BIKE.
WANDA
And that's bad, how?
Timmy pops his head into Scene. He claps twice...
TIMMY
Less talkie! More sweatie!
And Cosmo puts on TWO MORE SOCKS and starts pedaling like mad and lifting
the weights. He starts sweating... And the socks start getting those little
"stink" lines.
COSMO
I have dreams too, you know!
TIMMY
(to Wanda)
We should leave him to his work.
POOF! Wanda turns into your garden variety HOUSE CAT as she and Timmy exit. The
camera follows them as they walk and talk. They pass a massive LINE OF PEOPLE, who
are holding and drinking their lemonade.
TIMMY
Man, this was a great idea! I can't
believe how fast we're making money!
Behind Timmy, a MAN, next to A BEATEN UP CAR, takes a sip of lemonade...

And POOF! He's suddenly dressed like a VERY RICH GUY standing next to a
FANCY ITALIAN SPORTS CAR.
WANDA
Yeah, but I can't help but think Cosmo's
magic sweat might cause some sort of
weird side effect!
TIMMY
I'm sure it's no big deal.
Timmy walks up to the stand where AJ is selling a glass to a LITTLE BOY who
finishes his lemonade.
LITTLE KID
I wish my dog was here! He used to love
lemonade.
A THREE LEGGED DOG runs up to him. He hugs it.
LITTLE KID
Speedy!
He lets the dog lap up some lemonade. As they walk away, the dog sees
Wanda, as a cat, barks and POOF! It regrows it's FOURTH LEG.
LITTLE KID
It's a miracle!
TIMMY
Did you see that? Cosmo's sweat made
my lemonade magic!
WANDA
Bad.
TIMMY
What do you mean, bad? Anything that
drinks Cosmo's sweat gets its wish granted!
What's bad about that?
Speedy chases the Wanda cat around the corner of the house.
TIMMY
I mean, besides that?
Dad and Mom stand on the lawn, each holding glasses of lemonade. Dad
takes a great big sip.
TIMMY
Dad! No! Put that down!
DAD
Are you mad? It's tangy and refreshing!
Dad gestures at an OFFICE BUILDING in the distance.
DAD
Man, this is good! If only there was some
way I wouldn't have to go back to work, I'd
stay here all day and drink this lemon-
icious concoction!
Suddenly, a gigantic Godzilla - sized LIZARD appears and eats the building
whole.
DAD
Hey! That's my office! Cool! I'm
unemployed! Which means we're broke!
Come on, Honey, let's go frolic in
impoverished denial!
Mom takes a sip and POOF! Dad becomes a shirtless FABIO.
MOM
Okay!
On Timmy - who notices this.
TIMMY
Wow. My dad's ripped!
Timmy looks out and sees - a giant lizard stomping around, various space
ships POOFING into the sky... buildings changing into flowers, the sun
becoming the moon and becoming the sun again. Policemen turn into
clowns... Etc.
TIMMY
Okay, Wanda was right. This is bad.

Wanda! I Need...
Wanda runs past, barely ahead of Speedy.
WANDA
(panting as she runs)
Little busy right now!
TIMMY
Oh man! Gotta find Cosmo...
INT. TIMMY'S GARAGE
Timmy runs in... Cosmo is exhausted, on the floor.
COSMO
Only... Enough body fluids to make one
more glass...
TIMMY
I wish all the lemonade I made was gone!
You hear me? Gone!
COSMO
(to tired to do anything)
Sleepy. Tired. Stinky.
SFX: Outside - the world is in chaos! MONSTERS walk the Earth.

A giant BABY, holding a lemonade glass crawls through scene.
SUPER HEROES, carrying lemonade, fly through scene. Suddenly
CHET UBETCHA grows to 50 feet holding his lemonade.
CHET UBETCHA
This is Chet UBetcha saying "I'm the
tallest newscaster alive!"
The Dog, now wearing a JET PACK, flies through scene, chasing the Wanda cat.
TIMMY
Oh my gosh! Everybody's wishes are coming
true! What am I gonna do?
Timmy sees one glass of Cosmofied lemonade on the table.
TIMMY
I'm gonna fight lemonade, with
lemonade.
Timmy dramatically grabs the cup, just as the giant lizard rips open the top of
his garage.
TIMMY
AAAA!
Timmy takes a sip. POOF! The lizard pops down to the size of an iguana and
lands on the cup. The lizard takes a sip from the cup. POOF! It's gigantic
again!
LIZARD
RAAAAAA!!!!!
TIMMY
AAAA!
Timmy takes another sip. POOF! The lizard turns back into an iguana...
Wearing a MUZZLE.
TIMMY
Gotta watch that.
CUT TO:
EXT. TIMMY'S FRONT YARD
Timmy wades through the crowd, sipping and wishing. SIP!
TIMMY
I wish that was gone!
A monster disappears. SIP! The flying saucers vanish.
TIMMY
I wish they were back on their planet!
An OFFICER walks by, carrying Francis in cuffs.
OFFICER
You know scalping's illegal. Those tickets
belong to the world.
SIP! Chet shrinks down to size.
CHET U BETCHA
I'm Chet UBetcha and I am shrinking.
TIMMY
I'm running out of lemonade! Just

enough for one last wish... that
everything was back to normal and
nobody remembered any of this!
SIP! BIG POOF! Everything is finally back to normal. AJ walks up, carrying a
massive STACK OF CASH.
AJ
Timmy! I don't know how I got it, but
look! A big stack of cash!
TIMMY
More than enough for our tickets! Cool!
And by this time tomorrow, we'll be
ringside at Crash Nebula!
AJ
On Ice!
They hi-five and AJ leaves. Timmy, holding the stack of cash, smiles.
TIMMY
Hmmm. There's a little sip left. All's well
that ends well.
A HAND snatches the lemonade.
VICKY
There you are, Twerp! Let's have a sip of
this stuff that everybody says is so great!
TIMMY
Vicky, no!
SIP! The money POOFS out of Timmy's hand and into Vicky's.
VICKY
What a coincidence! I was just thinking about
this! See ya, Twerp!
Timmy hangs his head as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - TIMMY'S ROOM - LATER

A still depressed Timmy sits as Cosmo is back to playing the "Dial and Hang
up" game. He dials...
COSMO
Dial...
SFX: It's busy.
COSMO
And hang up! Wee!!!
WANDA
Cheer up, Sweetie! I'm sure Chester and
AJ will understand!
TIMMY
What? That I lost the money for the tickets and
now we can't go to Crash Nebula?
Cosmo dials...
COSMO
Dial...
SFX: It's busy.
COSMO
And hang up! Weee!
He dials...
COSMO
Dial...
SFX: RING RING!
WOMAN ANSWERS PHONE

Dimmsdale Dimm-a-dome!
COSMO
A person! Darn it!
Timmy grabs the phone.
TIMMY
GIVE ME THAT!!! (into phone)
Uh... is there any chance you had three

scalped tickets returned for Crash Nebula
on Ice?
WOMAN ANSWERS PHONE

As a matter of fact, yes! And Because
they smell like a toilet, we've reduced the
price to $20!
TIMMY
YES! Thank you, Karma!
Cosmo reaches for the phone...
COSMO
And hang up!
POOF! Wanda covers Cosmo's hand with an OVEN MITT. He can't pick up the
phone.
COSMO
Awww...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. DIMM-A-DOME - THE NEXT NIGHT
PUSH IN ON a cheering stadium.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. - DIMM-A-DOME TICKET - SAME TIME
The spectacular is happening. Timmy and AJ are in the front row.
CHORUS
Crash Nebula! On Ice! Crash Nebula!
ON TIMMY, AND AJ
AJ
Way to go, Timmy!
TIMMY
(to Cosmo and Wanda)
Man! After going through all that, I actually got
the tickets the right way.
Chester blinks in next to them, with his still gigantic head.
CHESTER
I've come from the future to warn you all
that...
TIMMY
Uh... Guys?
Cosmo and Wanda raise their wands and POOF! Chester's head deflates to
normal size...
CHESTER
...warn you all... that... That... Hey!
That's Crash Nebula!
EVERYBODY
ON ICE!
FADE TO BLACK
END OF EPISODE

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“Nectar of The Odds”

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INT. - TIMMY'S LIVING ROOM

Timmy picks up the PHONE and starts dialing.

Chester and AJ head for the DOOR.

The guys leave. Timmy hears the announcer again.

SFX: Busy signal. Timmy hangs up.

SFX: It rings once.

WOMAN ANSWERS PHONE

Cosmo hangs up the phone.

THE NEXT MORNING

EST. EXT.SCHOOL - LATER THAT DAY

INT. BOY'S BATHROOM

Timmy flushes the toilet. FRANCIS pops up from the bowl.

Pause. He doesn't know.

INT. - TIMMY'S ROOM - LATER

"DA RULES" appear.

EXT. TIMMY'S FRONT YARD - THE NEXT DAY

Timmy sits in front of a hastily created LEMONADE STAND that reads

She walks down the street, stopping at a COMPETING LEMONADE STAND

Sure! Anything to wash the taste of my

Vicky leans down...

Mom takes a sip. It's delicious!

ON TIMMY - who looks up to Cosmo and Wanda.

Wanda glares. Cosmo pulls out a PHONE.

INT. - THE TURNER KITCHEN - LATER

QUICK CUTS OF TIMMY SPITTING OUT BAD LEMONADE

Timmy spits it out.

Timmy bolts into the bathroom.

Timmy's hand reaches into frame and grabs the glass.

COSMO AND WANDA

Timmy sips it. It's great.

Wanda looks nervously at the glass of Lemonade as we...

EXT. LEMONADE STAND - LATER

AJ turns around and takes a sip.

Chet whips a out a TINY PLASTIC NEWS DESK.

A CAMERAMAN points to Chet.

EXT. VICKY'S LEMONADE STAND

She watches on a small TV as a CUSTOMER waits to be served.

CHET UBETCHA (ON TV)

Everyone within the sound of my voice

MAGIC SPARKLES surround Vicky's customers. They all bolt.

SMASH CUT TO:

EXT. TIMMY' LEMONADE STAND - DAY

His glass refills itself.

Timmy looks at a massive PILE OF MONEY.

Timmy runs OS.

EXT. VICKY'S LEMONADE STAND

LITTLE OLD LADY

LITTLE OLD LADY

He trips and falls. The other two kids instantly return.

They leave. Jeremy falls back into the hole.

INT. TIMMY'S GARAGE

ON a clearly exhausted Cosmo, holding WEIGHTS and sitting on a STATIONARY

Timmy pops his head into Scene. He claps twice...

Behind Timmy, a MAN, next to A BEATEN UP CAR, takes a sip of lemonade...

A THREE LEGGED DOG runs up to him. He hugs it.

Dad gestures at an OFFICE BUILDING in the distance.

Mom takes a sip and POOF! Dad becomes a shirtless FABIO.

On Timmy - who notices this.

Okay, Wanda was right. This is bad.