127 Foul Balled

The Fairly OddParents
“Foul Balled”
#127
Written By:
Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel
First Draft:
6.19.01
Second draft:
6.28.01
Third Draft:
7.13.01
Final Draft:
7.23.01
Nickelodeon Animation Studios

c 2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
The Fairly OddParents: “Foul Balled” final Script by Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel 7.23.01 2
FADE IN:
EXT. - LITTLE LEAGUE BALLPARK - DAY
We hear the roar of the crowd and see a BUNCH OF LITTLE LEAGUERS on the field. CAMERA
PUSHES IN on TIMMY in the ON DECK circle. He's got a COSMO BAT and a WANDA HAT.
WANDA
Thanks for letting us come to your little league game
today, Timmy!
COSMO
Yeah! I love baseball! What's the name of
your team?
TIMMY
The Losers.
COSMO
How'd you get that name?
Timmy smacks Cosmo bat against his CLEATS.
COSMO
Ow! Ow! Ow!
WANDA
Who are guys playing today?
TIMMY
The Burlingville Overactive Thyroids.
ON BALL FIELD - A bunch of HUGE KIDS take the field. They look like they just
got out of prison, but they're ten-year-olds. Great, big, hairy, ten-year-olds.
WANDA
Hard to believe those kids are ten.
Another grabs a FAN out of the stands and eats him.
COSMO
Aren't they adorable?!
ON HOME PLATE - Timmy steps up. The ball is thrown. CRACK!
COSMO
OW!
Timmy hits a single! He throws the Cosmo bat aside, and runs like heck. One
of the Thyroids, who is eating an APPLE, picks up the ball, studies it curiously,
then eats it. Timmy makes it to first!
TIMMY (TO WANDA)
Cool! All we need to do is get hits and runs
and no outs and we might have a chance!
The crowd groans as CHESTER walks to the plate.
CROWD
(GROAN / BOOING WALLA)
TIMMY
Oh no. It's Chester! The worst player on the team! That's
how he got the nickname, "Chester: The worst player on
the team!"
WANDA
Apparently the other team doesn't see him
as much of a threat!
ON THE FIELD - ONE PLAYER whips out a COT and goes to sleep. TWO OTHER PLAYERS cook
WEENIES over a CAMPFIRE. A THIRD PLAYER runs all the way up to home base, standing
four inches away from Chester, with his mitt out.
TIMMY
Don't let 'em psyche you out Chester!
Knock it out of the park!
CHESTER
Done and done!
The pitcher lobs a ball over home plate. Chester timidly raises his bat and actually
connects, putting a backspin on the ball. It spins into his mouth - and against his metallic
braces - splitting into 27 different pieces of baseball confetti which all fly high into the air.
WANDA
Wait! It bounced against his braces and split into 27
separate, yet still in play, pieces of baseball!
The Thyroids' nine players catch three baseball pieces each. Timmy pulls out a
CALCULATOR.
TIMMY
Let's see... three outs each, times nine
players... 27 outs!
WANDA
That's nine innings of outs in one swing!
UMPIRE
Game over! Losers lose!!!
CROWD
Booo!
Cosmo - as a BEE - flies in next to Timmy.
COSMO
He can't run or hit, but when it comes to getting out, he's
the king.
Chester stands at home plate, totally miserable.
MATCH DISSOLVE:
BALL FIELD - NIGHT
Chester still at home plate. Timmy walks up to him.
TIMMY
Chester, It's time to go home.
(off Chester not moving)
Come on, Dude, it's just a game.
CHESTER
Yeah, well... tell that to my Dad!
Chester whips out a dog-eared BASEBALL CARD. We see a BALL PLAYER who
looks a lot like an adult version of Chester.
TIMMY
Bucky McBadbat is your dad?? But he was
the worst baseball player ever!
CHESTER
That's why I have to become a big baseball star. To
redeem the family name.
TIMMY
You mean McBadBat?
CHESTER
Shhh! Don't say that name! It's not safe to
be a McBadBat! My dad has to hide his
face in shame!!
Chester shows a PHOTO of his DAD wearing a bag over his head.
TIMMY
Aw, C’mon...I'm sure nobody takes the
game that seriously.
A LOUD EXPLOSION is heard OS. Then a smoldering MAILBOX with the name
"McBADBAT" flies into scene and lands at their feet.
TIMMY
Isn't that your mailbox?
CHESTER
Not again!!!
Chester runs OS as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - A BALLPARK - NEXT WEEK
A nervous Chester and Timmy stand in the on deck circle. This time Timmy has a Cosmo
HAT and a Wanda BAT.
TIMMY (TO CHESTER)

We're playing three-year-olds today, so we might have a
chance. You ready? You in the zone?
CHESTER
(beat; then)
AAAAAAA!!!!!
TIMMY
Come on, Chester! You can do it! Think
what your dad would do...
Chester glares at him.
TIMMY
And just do the opposite!
The crowd groans as Chester heads meekly to the plate. The TODDLER infield moves in as
the BABY on the mound winds up and throws a pitch.
ON TIMMY, who is now standing next to Cosmo and Wanda.
TIMMY
Hey, maybe we can help Chester!
The toddler throws his first pitch. Chester whiffs it.
UMPIRE
Strike one!
COSMO
How? Make him take up golf?
The toddler throws his second pitch. Chester whiffs THAT.
UMPIRE
Strike two!
TIMMY
No! I wish my friend was the best baseball
player ever!
The Wanda bat glows like a magic wand. And then...
ON CHESTER - hiding scared behind his bat. The following happens in slow
motion.
* We see a little lightning bolt of magic hit Chester, who glows.
* The ball, slowly taps his bat then EXPLODES OS.
* The ball rockets over the park, over the city, over the country, over the
continent, out of the atmosphere, through outer space, and heads towards a
Yugopotamian Invasion fleet.
CUT
TO:
INT. - YUGOPOTAMIAN INTERPLANETARY WAR VESSEL
MARK CHANG ("Spaced Out") stands on the bridge, holding a PHOTO OF VICKY.
MARK
I, Mark Chang, Warrior Prince, have
returned to destroy the Earth and claim
my one true love, Vicky!
BAM! The ball hits Mark's ship, completely destroying it. As flaming pieces of his ship fall
toward Earth, Mark and his crew stand on a single floating chunk of space DEBRIS.
MARK
Bogus!
CUT TO:
EXT. - A BALLPARK - SAME TIME
The falling HUNKS of spaceship make for one hell of a fireworks display, ala "The Natural".
Timmy runs up to Chester who’s still cowering behind his bat.
CROWD
Yaaayyy Chester!!!!!!
TIMMY
Chester, you're the greatest baseball player ever! You're
totally on fire!!
A fireball lands on Chester's hat, setting it ablaze.
TIMMY
Literally.
CHESTER
Wait 'til my Dad sees me now!
(beat; his hat's on fire)
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Chester runs screaming OS Flares of solar fire rain down on the ball park,
igniting everything they touch. Several people take advantage of the fires to
roast WEENIES.
TIMMY
Wow! My wish gave Chester amazing baseball powers! I
wonder what he'll do next?!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. PITCHER'S MOUND - DAY - NEXT GAME
Chester - more cocky now - is on the mound. He winds up and hurls the ball so
fast it actually blips out of existence.
ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA - in the dugout
COSMO
Hey? Where'd the ball go?
WANDA
Chester threw it so fast it broke the time
barrier!
TIMMY
He threw it into the future?
CUT TO:
INT. - OLD FOLKS HOME - EIGHTY YEARS LATER
VICKY, now 96 YEARS OLD, sits in a ROCKING CHAIR. In front of her stands
Mark the Alien. Vicky lovingly holds his squid-like arm.
MARK
Vicky, it has taken me eighty of your earth years to repair
my ship! But now that I have returned to you, nothing can
ever tear us apart!
Chester's ball suddenly, and with full velocity, blips into existence and <WHAM!> hits Mark
in the gut, carrying him into a TIME PORTAL.
MARK
Bogus!
DISSOLVE
TO:
EXT. BALLPARK - DAY
Timmy stands at home plate ready to swing, wearing his Cosmo Hat and
carrying his Wanda bat.
TIMMY
Okay. Winning run is on first.
ON CHESTER - standing on first base, readying to run.
TIMMY (VO)
All I have to do is hit him in. And we'll win
the...
Before the pitcher throws, Chester steals second base!
WANDA
Chester's stolen second!
Chester steals third.
COSMO
Third!
Chester runs into the bleachers.
EXT. - BLEACHERS
Several FANS check their belongings.
FAN#1
My wallet!
FAN #2
My watch!
DAD
My pants!
MOM
You came here without those, honey!
DAD
Right!
ON HOME PLATE as Chester - holding all the stuff from the bleacher fans - slides nimbly
across home plate, covering Timmy in dust. The crowd goes nuts and the scoreboard
reads in favor of Timmy's team. The rest of the team carries Chester off the field, leaving
Timmy in his wake. Timmy throws his hat down angrily.
COSMO
Ow!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - A BALLPARK - DAY - ANOTHER GAME
Timmy's team - minus Chester - is on the field. An opposing BATTER hits a fly ball in the air.
TIMMY
I got it! Finally, it's my turn to be the star.
To make the last out. There's no way
Chester can-
IN THE DUGOUT, Chester, oblivious to the ball, ties his cleat. Suddenly, his
braces glow.
CHESTER
Baseball senses... tingling.
(realizes) Fly ball! I got it!!!
Chester zips OS at light speed.
ON TIMMY IN THE OUTFIELD - Trying to get the ball.
TIMMY
I got it! I Got it!
Suddenly Chester - now in full uniform - dives for the ball, completely cutting Timmy off.
He does an amazing series of flips on the UNEVEN BARS with a perfect dismount, fights a
SQUAD OF NINJAS, wrestles a GRIZZLY BEAR to the ground and finally catches the ball! The
crowd goes wild!
TIMMY
(bummed) You got it.
DISSOLVE
TO:
MATCH SHOT - TIMMY STANDS DEPRESSED ON THE FIELD
Cosmo and Wanda float up wearing Chester memorabilia.
WANDA
What's the matter, sport?
TIMMY
(sighs) It's just... I usually didn't mind our
team losing...
COSMO
You mean all the time?
TIMMY
Yes. All. The. Time. (back to normal) But
I liked playing! But now that Chester's so
good, he doesn't even need a team
anymore.
COSMO
Well, it can't get much worse, right?
Chester tosses Timmy his bat from OS.
CHESTER
Dude! Be my pack mule and carry my stuff?
TIMMY
(very dry) Well, at least I'll get to touch the
equipment.
CHESTER
That's the spirit!
Four tons of baseball equipment flies in from OS, burying Timmy. Cosmo and
Wanda share a glance as we...
DISSOLVE TO:
MAGAZINE MONTAGE SHOWING CHESTER'S BASEBALL FAME SKYROCKETING.
1. "DREAMBEAT MAGAZINE" spins into frame. On the cover Chester jumps for
a fly ball.
2. "BRACES ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINE" - spins into scene. On the cover, Chester

jumps for a fly ball - with his teeth.
3. "PACK MULE MONTHLY MAGAZINE" - spins into frame. On the cover we see
Timmy holding Chester's junk.
DISSOLVE TO:
A TV COMMERCIAL
A SHORT KID tries vainly to catch several baseballs that fly over his head.
Chester walks in.
CHESTER
Hey, try these!
Timmy, carrying a bunch of stuff, enters scene and struggles to hand the kid a
small package.
BASEBALL KID
Wow! "Air Chester's"?!
The kid opens the package, and puts the contents in his mouth. He smiles and we see his
teeth are now covered in metal like Chester's. Two ROCKET BOOSTERS extend out of the
braces and lift the kid up off the ground enabling him to catch the next fly ball!
BASEBALL KID
Wow! Thanks, Chester, Greatest baseball player in the
world!
CHESTER
Don't thank me, thank my pack mule!
<BEEP!> <BEEP!> Chester's pager goes off.
CHESTER
Oops! Feedin' time.
Chester straps a feedbag on Timmy's face as we...
MATCH CUT TO:
EXT. CHESTER'S MOBILE HOME - NEXT DAY
Timmy - feedbag still strapped to his face and still holding all of Chester's crap walks in.
Cosmo and Wanda walk next to him as Rabbits. We see, in the distance, a gigantic LINE OF
ADMIRERS outside of Chester's door.
TIMMY
Okay that's it. I am SO SICK of being Chester's lackey!
And eating these oats. Even if they are low in fat. (he un-
straps the feed bag) It's time to go back to the way things
were. Cosmo and Wanda, I un-wish--
ON CHESTER AT HIS DOOR. Chester's DAD exits, wearing boxers and a bag
over his head.
CHESTER
Look, Pop! Admirers!
CHESTER'S DAD
Son, I don't know how you magically got good at baseball,
but I've never been more proud of you.
(leans down in front of Chester) Will you sign your old
man's bag?
CHESTER
Sure, Pop!
Chester does.
CHESTER'S DAD
Yippee! I feel the shame lifting!!
Timmy softens.
COSMO
You were saying?
TIMMY
Aw man. Look how proud his dad is! I can't take this away
from him now!
WANDA
Try talking to him! Maybe he just needs to
understand how YOU feel?
Timmy pushes his way through as Chester signs autographs.
CROWD (WALLA)
Chester! Sign my T-shirt! Autograph my braces! Will you
marry me?!?
CHESTER
Here ya go. Thank you! I couldn't do it
without you...the fan.
Chester signs the last autograph, Timmy finally gets to the door and drops all
Chester's stuff.
TIMMY
Chester, we gotta talk.
CHESTER
(re: fans) Dude, there's a line.
TIMMY
You know, you're not exactly the same kid
you used to be.
<BEEP!> <BEEP!> A pager goes off. The feedbag is re-strapped. Chester exits
as Timmy fumes and we...
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. TURNER KITCHEN - DAY

Timmy sits next to his parents at the breakfast table as Mom reads the morning paper.
Cosmo and Wanda float nearby in the fishbowl.
DAD
Timmy, it says here that, thanks to Chester, your baseball
team is so unbeatable, the only possible opponents
remaining are actual major league baseball players!
Mom grabs the paper away from Dad.
MOM
...and you're going to play the New York
Bankees in the World Series!!
Mr. Turner puts a bite of cereal in his mouth.
DAD
Wow! These "Chester O's" are a great part of any
winner's complete breakfast!
Timmy meekly pulls out a lame, hand-scrawled, clearly self-designed box of

"Timmy O's".
TIMMY
Hey, uh, Dad? Don't you wanna try some
"Timmy-O's?"
DAD
That loser cereal? That's for pack-mules!
Son, I need to achieve!
Dad throws the box of Timmy-O's into the fishbowl where it lands between
Cosmo and Wanda.
COSMO
Hey! These are for pack mules!!!
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. - BANKEE STADIUM - LATER
Typical huge baseball game shot. Stadium. Crowd. Cheering. The works.
CAMERA PUSHES IN AS WE...
DISSOLVE TO:
ANNOUNCER BOOTH
Everyone's favorite announcer - CHET UBETCHA - is calling the big game.
CHET UBETCHA
...welcome back to what is sure to be a history-making
game of America's pastime, as the Dimmsdale Losers...
(Chet is handed a card)
I mean, the "Chesters..." (another card) I mean The "Total
Chesters..." continue to systematically destroy the best
team of adults money can buy.
CUT TO:
THE SCOREBOARD - READS: CHESTERS: 84 BANKEES: 0.
CAMERA PANS across the Bankee dugout where EVERY PLAYER sits beaten, bruised,
depressed and miserable. Bankee uniforms look like Yankee pinstripes, except that the "NY"
logo is replaced with a "$" (dollar sign).
BANKEE #1
This is terrible...we're losing to a bunch of
kids.
The BANKEE COACH hands the guy a sack of CASH.
BANKEE COACH
Would it make you feel any better to remind you that
even though you are being humiliated by mere children,
they're playing for free and you’re making three thousand
dollars a second?
BANKEE#1
Actually.... Yeah!
CUT TO:
THE CHESTERS' DUGOUT
Timmy and the rest of the team sit on the bench, depressed, as Chester struts
in front of them doing tricks with a BAT and BALL. Cosmo and Wanda are next
to Timmy as WATER JUGS.
CHESTER
Guys, cheer up! We're winning! Why the
long faces?
AJ
You play every position.
KID #2
We don't even get to play anymore.
PAN OVER to a kid with a real, physically long - not deformed - long face.
LONG-FACE KID
I was born this way.
TIMMY
Anyway, they're right, Chester. Even though you are the
greatest, you've become a hog! You don't let anyone else
play or have fun!
CHESTER
So? I didn't have fun for five years! I'm making up for
lost time! Besides, my Dad finally made it to a game!
ON CHESTER'S DAD in the stands, wearing the bag over his head, and
Groucho glasses. The bag has a big dumb smile drawn on it.
CHESTER'S DAD
(Muffled shouts of encouragement)
ON CHESTER AND TIMMY
TIMMY
Just because you're a great player doesn't mean you have
to become a lousy friend.
CHESTER
A lousy friend? That's what you think, after I fed you,
brushed your coat and let you carry my stuff?
(angry)
Fine!!! Then I guess I'm not your friend
anymore!
<POOF!> a magical cloud surrounds Chester. When the POOF clears, Chester
drops the ball, the bat clatters against his feet and the hat falls over his face.
CHESTER
Well, gotta go! My Dad's out there, and I'm
gonna win the World Series!
Chester turns, and trips on his shoelaces, knocking every kid on the bench
over like dominoes. Timmy turns to Cosmo and Wanda.
TIMMY
Hey! What happened to him?
WANDA
Remember when you wished your friend
was the best player ever?
COSMO's head poofs into Chester's head with huge braces.
COSMO
"I guess I'm not your friend anymore!"
(beat)
That means the wish was canceled!
TIMMY
Ha! He's going to stink again!
(beat)
Oh no! He's going to stink again! Right in
front of his Dad!
COSMO AND WANDA

You mean Bucky McBadbat?
SFX: We hear an explosion OS. Another smoldering mailbox drops in front of

Timmy's feet.
CROWD (VO)
CHESTER! CHESTER! CHESTER!
CUT TO:
EXT. - THE BALLPARK - SAME TIME
Chester walks up to home plate, tripping on his own feet, holding the bat upside down,
standing on the wrong side of the plate, facing the opposite way.
ON CHET in the announcer's booth.
CHET UBETCHA
Chester has taken the plate! Look at him standing the
wrong way, pretending he has no idea what he's doing!
Chester looks around... realizes he is, and turns to face the pitcher. The crowd
reacts with confusion.
CROWD (VO)
(walla of what the hell's going on)
ON CHET
CHET
That's what's great about the greats.
They're great at clowning.
ON CHESTER pointing dramatically ala Babe Ruth.
CHESTER
Okay...I'm gonna hit this ball
right out...
ON CHESTER as three lightning fast pitches whiz by.
UMPIRE
Three strikes! You're out!!
CHESTER
...There?
ON CHET - who hops onto his DESK. He's four feet tall.
CHET UBETCHA
What in the name of vertically challenged newscasters is
going on?!? MIGHTY CHESTER HAS STRUCK OUT!!!
ON THE CROWD reacting in shock!
CROWD
(SHOCKED WALLA)
ON TIMMY AND THE TEAM - reacting in shock!
TEAM
(SHOCKED WALLA)
ON THE BANKEES - reacting with vengeful glee.
BANKEE #1
Let's make a small boy cry.
DISSOLVE TO:
THE SCOREBOARD - LATER
It's CHESTERS: 84, BANKEES 55. The Bankees score builds and the numbers
flip like a cash register.
ON CHESTER -- on the pitcher's mound. Horrified - he lightly tosses the ball OS

The ball is hit back with such force, it knocks Chester out of his clothes.
DISSOLVE
TO:
ON CHESTER - standing, waiting for a fly ball.
CHESTER
I got it! I got it!
The ball lands in his glove...then bounces out. A Bankee runs up to Chester,
laughs in his face, and runs OS.
DISSOLVE TO:
CLOSE ON CHESTER - swinging and swinging a baseball bat for all he's worth.
He misses pitch after pitch.
DISSOLVE TO:
CHESTER - LYING ON THE GROUND - LATER

Chester is surrounded by hundreds of BASEBALLS. The Bankees all laugh at him as they
run past and into their dugout. Timmy approaches.
TIMMY
Chester, it's over. You stink again.
CHESTER
It can't stink again! I was just about to
bring respect back to the name
McBadbat...
A SMOLDERING MAILBOX bounces by the mound.
TIMMY
Dude, it may be over for Chester, the greatest baseball
player ever, but it's not for Chester, the worst player on
our team.
TIMMY
And the best part of you stinking again, is you're stinking
with your friends! Who also stink!
CHESTER
You mean... (realizing)
...together we're a giant odor?!
TIMMY
Of the highest order. An odor so large, your Dad can't
HELP but be proud of you.
CHESTER
Yeah!
Timmy wheels and faces the Bankees in their dugout.
TIMMY
Stop laughing at my friend. You're still down by twenty
nine runs with one inning left. There's no way you can
catch us.
SMASH CUT TO:
CHESTER
I can't believe they're about to catch us.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL Timmy and Chester are talking on the mound. The
bases are loaded with Bankees. The score is 89-88.
TIMMY
Hey, we got two outs.
CHESTER
Only because one guy laughed himself into a coma and
the other guy got traded to Boston as he rounded second.
TIMMY
One more out and we win. Legally.
ON CHET UBETCHA IN THE PRESSBOX
CHET UBETCHA
Bases loaded. Bottom of the ninth. One out to go. I'm
extremely handsome.
BACK ON TIMMY AND CHESTER
TIMMY
Just pitch, I have a plan.
Chester winds up.
TIMMY
Hey batter, hey batter, hey batter swing!
The Bankee whiffs.
BATTER
Hey! Knock that off. It's very distracting.
BANKEE COACH
Don't let him get in your head, Roger!
TIMMY
Hey batter, hey batter, hey batter...
BATTER
(trying to cancel him out)
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
The pitch drifts in from Chester. The batter takes a mighty cut and pops it up.
Way up.
CHESTER
I got it!
ENTIRE TEAM(WALLA)
No! We got it! Mine! Not Chester!
Everyone collides in a pile up at the mound. Except Chester. The ball conks
him on the head and then falls-
INTO TIMMY'S HAT which he holds high amidst the pile of bodies.
UMPIRE
You're out!
INT. PRESSBOX
Chet, still on his desk, jumps around going nuts. He's next to a MIRROR.
CHET UBETCHA
Losers win! Losers win! Losers win! Hey I
can see myself!!!
He falls out of the press box.
ON THE FIELD - Chet thuds to the ground right beside the Bankees, who storm out of their
dugout looking for a fight.
BANKEES(WALLA)
No way. Not fair. Payback. Rumble in the
Bronx. Cheaters. Fight.
Still dizzy from getting hit in the head, Chester steps on a ROW OF BATS lying
on the ground.
CHESTER
Whoaaaaaa!!!!
Like a log roller, Chester runs in place desperately trying to keep his balance
and the bats fly out from under his feet and into the dugout, knocking the
Bankees out one by one.
UMPIRE
You're out. You're out. You're out.
You're out. You're out. You're out.
They're all out.
Chester is still flinging bats with his feet.
TIMMY
You can stop now.
CHESTER
No. I can't!!
Bats fly everywhere. They hit windows, start fires in snack bars, break support
beams, snap gas mains, shatter lights, etc.
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. STADIUM - LATER
The stadium is reduced to flames and rubble. As FIRE TRUCKS and AMBULANCES move in,
we PULL BACK to reveal... TIMMY and CHESTER standing next to each other, wistfully
watching the scene. There are <<screams>> in the BG.
TIMMY
It's so beautiful.
CHESTER
Like a sunset.
Chester's Dad enters, placing his hand on Chester's shoulder.
CHESTER'S DAD
Son... I just wanted to let you know how
proud I am of you.
CHESTER
Really? Of what. I stink.
CHESTER'S DAD
True. But in all my years in the majors I never collapsed a
stadium that fast!
CHESTER
Gee. Thanks Dad.
CHESTER'S DAD
Here you go, Son.
He hands Chester a SMALL BAG.
CHESTER
Alright!!
Chester puts it on and he and his Dad play catch in the rubble. They both
suck. Timmy walks over to Cosmo and Wanda.
WANDA
Chester seems really happy now.
COSMO
Yeah, Timmy! It was sure nice of you to make a wish for
your friend. Even though it ruined everyone's life.
TIMMY
Yep! Lesson learned! That's the last time I use magic to
help anybody but me.
WANDA
I don't think that's the right lesson to be taking away from
this, Timmy...
Suddenly, Mark pops out of the Time stream, landing on the three of them.
MARK, COSMO, WANDA AND TIMMY
Bogus!
And on that, we...
FADE OUT.

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EXT. - LITTLE LEAGUE BALLPARK - DAY

Timmy smacks Cosmo bat against his CLEATS.

Another grabs a FAN out of the stands and eats him.

ON HOME PLATE - Timmy steps up. The ball is thrown. CRACK!

The crowd groans as CHESTER walks to the plate.

Cosmo - as a BEE - flies in next to Timmy.

Chester stands at home plate, totally miserable.

BALL FIELD - NIGHT

Chester still at home plate. Timmy walks up to him.

Chester runs OS as we...

EXT. - A BALLPARK - NEXT WEEK

TIMMY (TO CHESTER)

Chester glares at him.

ON TIMMY, who is now standing next to Cosmo and Wanda.

The toddler throws his first pitch. Chester whiffs it.

The toddler throws his second pitch. Chester whiffs THAT.

The Wanda bat glows like a magic wand. And then...

* We see a little lightning bolt of magic hit Chester, who glows.

* The ball, slowly taps his bat then EXPLODES OS.

INT. - YUGOPOTAMIAN INTERPLANETARY WAR VESSEL

EXT. - A BALLPARK - SAME TIME

EXT. PITCHER'S MOUND - DAY - NEXT GAME

ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA - in the dugout

INT. - OLD FOLKS HOME - EIGHTY YEARS LATER

EXT. BALLPARK - DAY

ON CHESTER - standing on first base, readying to run.

Before the pitcher throws, Chester steals second base!

Chester steals third.

Chester runs into the bleachers.

Several FANS check their belongings.

EXT. - A BALLPARK - DAY - ANOTHER GAME

Chester zips OS at light speed.

ON TIMMY IN THE OUTFIELD - Trying to get the ball.

MATCH SHOT - TIMMY STANDS DEPRESSED ON THE FIELD

Cosmo and Wanda float up wearing Chester memorabilia.

Chester tosses Timmy his bat from OS.

MAGAZINE MONTAGE SHOWING CHESTER'S BASEBALL FAME SKYROCKETING.

2. "BRACES ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINE" - spins into scene. On the cover, Chester

<BEEP!> <BEEP!> Chester's pager goes off.

Chester straps a feedbag on Timmy's face as we...

MATCH CUT TO:

EXT. CHESTER'S MOBILE HOME - NEXT DAY

Timmy pushes his way through as Chester signs autographs.

INT. TURNER KITCHEN - DAY

Mom grabs the paper away from Dad.

Mr. Turner puts a bite of cereal in his mouth.

Timmy meekly pulls out a lame, hand-scrawled, clearly self-designed box of

EXT. - BANKEE STADIUM - LATER

Everyone's favorite announcer - CHET UBETCHA - is calling the big game.

THE SCOREBOARD - READS: CHESTERS: 84 BANKEES: 0.

The BANKEE COACH hands the guy a sack of CASH.

THE CHESTERS' DUGOUT

ON CHESTER AND TIMMY

COSMO's head poofs into Chester's head with huge braces.

COSMO AND WANDA

SFX: We hear an explosion OS. Another smoldering mailbox drops in front of

EXT. - THE BALLPARK - SAME TIME

ON CHET in the announcer's booth.

ON CHESTER pointing dramatically ala Babe Ruth.

ON CHESTER as three lightning fast pitches whiz by.

ON THE CROWD reacting in shock!