Americas Presidential Academy For The Rich

EDUCATING PRIVILEGED AMERICANS SINCE 1789.

Headmaster: Kenton Tran

George Washington
April 30, 1789-March 4, 1797
Term 1 AGeorge, you did a very good job this term. You showed a series of selflessness, love, and discipline for your country. You immediately suppressed the Whiskey Rebellion so no further chaos could spread and isolated your country so no harm could be done to it, good job. However you broke a promise of aid for France which makes you look untrustworthy and you also hurt your economy by isolating your country, therefore you get an A-.

Term 2 B+
George, you didnt think as well as you did first quarter. I understand you were trying to strengthen your relationship with the southern states by dealing with slavery and helping your economy. Dont you think its a bit cruel to sign the Fugitive Slave Act of 1793 for these ill treated slaves, forcing them to return after desperately running away. Not only that, they will return with bad work efforts as if theyve given up on life after their failed attempt.

John Adams
March 4, 1797 March 4, 1801
Term 1 A
John, great job this semester! You avoided war with France and kept neutrality for your country. It cost your position as president but you knew that would happen and did it anyway. Your Olive Branch peace mission destroyed your reputation in the federalist party as you ignored their wants, but a selfish decision for a selfless reason is great in my opinion.

Term 2 CJohn, you dropped miserably this term. The Alien & Sedition Acts which you signed was very unconstitutional. Its like saying all the French living under you right now are traitors. Whenever someone criticized you or our government, you imprison them and fine them. That violates the Bill of Rights, freedom of speech constitution.

Thomas Jefferson
March 4, 1801 March 4, 1809
Term 1 C
Thomas, as a president you had very good intentions. You lost a lot of money paying tribute to the pirates of Barbados to keep your people out of war but in the end you had no other choice but to go to war. Also, when France and Britain continued to seize American ships you placed an embargo attempting to hurt their country but your hurt yours more than theirs in the end, therefore you fall to a C. Great intentions but big mistakes.

Term 2 N/C
Thomas, weve been only learning about your background before and after being president so well be discussing your conduct. I honestly dont know what to think of you Thomas. You believe blacks are inferior to whites yet you married Sally Hemmings. Youre a really crazy guy you know that? Besides these based on your intention you seem like a very good person desiring religious freedom and avoiding war so therefore you pass in conduct.

James Madison
March 4, 1809 March 4, 1817
Term 1 AJames, great job for this term. You made a great decision waging war on Britain at an attempt to stop them from seizing your ships. This was called the War of 1812 and during this time Washington D.C was attacked. Sadly, this war forced us to wage war with the natives as they were allied with the British. Your great intentions were all for nothing though. The Treaty Of Ghent did not stop the ship seizes.

Term 2 AJames, you are a really generous man. You are someone who would rather save someone with hope than harm them. Like wanting to convert the natives and protecting their land rather than push them out of their land, even after the War of 1812 and knowing the hate the natives would return after killing Tecumseh. Your ideas of preserving the constitution are also something that brought up your grade and will be remembered for. Sadly the assumption that you were going to war for land instead of maritime rights brought your grade down to an A- if there was evidence proving wrong against this you would have had an A+.

James Monroe
March 4, 1817 March 4, 1825
Term 1 A+
Monroe, you are a very successful president. You made your country proud by stating yours and Latin Americas status through the Monroe Doctrine. Not only did the Monroe Doctrine show position but it also gave America the chance to trade with Latin America. Europe views America as an arrogant country now but that doesnt matter because it doesnt affect you at all!

Term 2 N/C
Monroe, your grade is not affected as it is now. Through all the evidences I learned nothing from the actual you. These evidences were either opinions or advice like the one from Thomas Jefferson. He showed that he was interested in Florida and Cuba for land expansion and economic interests, his only interest coming from the Monroe Doctrine. This does not deal with anything actually coming from you Monroe so you stay as you are now.

James Madison
Having high grades and consistently doing the right things, being an excellent role model.

Valedictorian!
James, we are proud to have had you attend our school. During your terms here at Americas Presidential Academy For The Rich, you waged the final war on Britain where peace is still ongoing in present day America. You exhibited yourself as an excellent role model wanting to protect the Natives and their land and also preserving the Constitution which upholds the peoples right. With this you have a great future ahead of you. Again, we are proud to have had you and your money attend our school.

Over the past two terms under your presidency, Americas economy got hurt pretty badly in first term. You paid a lot of money to the pirates of Barbados in order to avoid war. You were forced to pay even more but this time you refused and went to war, so you lost a lot of money for nothing. Also, during this time when France and Britain were seizing your ships you placed an embargo hoping to hurt them but in the end your country was the one hurt. Millions of fishermen lost their job due to your embargo and once again your economy was hurt. During second term we knew nothing about you during presidency but rather your conduct and the way you think before and after. You need to make up credit and here are the classes youll be attending. -Think before you do And -Ways to accept people other than your own and not doubting them