WALTER

5.5 % ALCOHOL BY VOLUME

DEPOSIT: IA, ME, MA, CT, VT, OR 5; MI 10; CA CASH REFUND
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS A MAJOR FACTOR IN DANCING LIKE A WANKER . (2) THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT.

A dark, smoky stout that calls to mind the jungles of Vietnam or the bottom of a bowling-alley ashtray. Have a drink, shut the f*ck up, and lets roll. After all, you didnt watch your buddies die face down in the mud to drink some amateur pale ale. Am I wrong?
BREWED &
BOTTLED BY

STOUT
CHOCOLATE
W BEERS
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WILLRIKER

5.5 % SYNTHEHOL BY VOLUME

DEPOSIT: IA, ME, MA, CT, VT, OR 5; MI 10; CA CASH REFUND
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS A MAJOR FACTOR IN DANCING LIKE A WANKER . (2) THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT.

This beer is a careful balance of hops and malt, and goes down boldly as no beer has gone down before. Its not harsh; it is smooth and even-tempered, much like the post-bearded commander. Around here we just call this beer Number One because it is so goddamn good.
BREWED &
BOTTLED BY

AMBER
FEDERATION
W BEERS
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WICKERMAN

5.5 % ALCOHOL BY VOLUME

DEPOSIT: IA, ME, MA, CT, VT, OR 5; MI 10; CA CASH REFUND
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS A MAJOR FACTOR IN DANCING LIKE A WANKER . (2) THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT.

You probably want to know whats in this beer, a shark or something? Drinking this beer wont bring back your goddamn honey, you bitches! YOU BITCHES! Oh no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES! My eyes! MY EYES! AH! AHH!

HONEY
BREWED &
BOTTLED BY

PALE
W BEERS
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WINNING!

5.5 % ALCOHOL BY VOLUME

DEPOSIT: IA, ME, MA, CT, VT, OR 5; MI 10; CA CASH REFUND
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS A MAJOR FACTOR IN DANCING LIKE A WANKER . (2) THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT.

A warlock with Adonis DNA gave us the recipe for this beer. He called it "Tiger Blood." We call it special. We're tired of pretending it's not special. We're tired of pretending it's not a total bitchin' rock star beer from Mars.
BREWED &
BOTTLED BY

NUTTY
W BEERS
B E AV E R T O N O R

BROWN

WORKING

5.5 % ALCOHOL BY VOLUME

DEPOSIT: IA, ME, MA, CT, VT, OR 5; MI 10; CA CASH REFUND
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS A MAJOR FACTOR IN DANCING LIKE A WANKER . (2) THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT.

A dark, smoky stout that calls to mind the jungles of Vietnam or the bottom of a bowling-alley ashtray. Have a drink, shut the f*ck up, and lets roll. After all, you didnt watch your buddies die face down in the mud to drink some amateur pale ale. Am I wrong?
BREWED &
BOTTLED BY

GIRL BLONDE
W BEERS
B E AV E R T O N O R

WHERETHE!@#$IS?

5.5 % ALCOHOL BY VOLUME

DEPOSIT: IA, ME, MA, CT, VT, OR 5; MI 10; CA CASH REFUND
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS A MAJOR FACTOR IN DANCING LIKE A WANKER . (2) THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT.

A dark, smoky stout that calls to mind the jungles of Vietnam or the bottom of a bowling-alley ashtray. Have a drink, shut the f*ck up, and lets roll. After all, you didnt watch your buddies die face down in the mud to drink some amateur pale ale. Am I wrong?

AMBER
CARMEN SANDIEGO
BREWED &
BOTTLED BY

W BEERS
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