By: Dr.

Marguerite Schneider

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You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like) You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

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You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like) You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like) You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

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You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like) You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like) You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like) You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like) You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

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Aardappelen potatoes Banket, Gebak cakes Amerikaantje lager with raspberry liquor Appelsap apple juice Bakkie large beer Lets speak some dutch You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spreekt u Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around town, say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) Polite expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), dank (thank you) and graag (please, Id like)

Aardappelen potatoes Banket, Gebak cakes Amerikaantje lager with raspberry liquor Appelsap apple juice Bakkie large beer Lets speak some dutch You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinner) from a bord (plate) with a vork (fork) (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag i rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, try saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet. Spre Engels? (I am English, I dont understand. Do you speak English?) If you need to ask your way around to say: Kunt u me helpen? (Could you help me?) Waar is ...? Is het dichtbij? (Where is ...? Is it near here?) P expressions are: pardon (Excuse me), goedendag (Hello), goedenavond (Good Evening), dag (Goodbye), (thank you) and graag (please, Id like) You eat your meals ontbijt (breakfast), lunch (!!) or diner (dinne a bord (plate) with a vork (fork), mes (knife) or lepel (spoon), you sit at the tafel (table). You ask the Ober (waiter) for the rekening (bill): Mag ik de rekening graag. If you really cant make yourself understood, tr saying Ik ben Engels, ik versta niet.

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v Matsushita Electrics HIT The home information terminal (HIT) a PC-like monitor displays all vital household matters--family members' daily schedules, health records, and accounts A) networked refrigerator - the refrigerator will read container bar codes signaling the identity and quantity of all its stores and, via its data link with your local supermarket, automatically order new supplies

B) networked oven connects users to websites that describe all possible recipes with instructions on meal preparation and controls oven temperatures until the dish is cooked.
C) networked toilet - toilet seat reads weight and body-fat ratio, body temperature, and blood pressure and by 2003 will be able to check protein and glucose levels in your urine D) networked medical kit - the VitalSigns kit is a plastic attache case containing blood-pressure gauge and thermometer. By pricking your finger with a needle attached to the end of a penlike instrument, you can read your blood-sugar level and transmit it to your clinic. A built-in videophone makes possible face-to-face consultations with doctors. If you are, say, sufferinga cold, just put a tiny camera-tipped wand in your mouth, and the doctor can inspect your respiratory tract from miles away E) TV wallpaper mood altering TV - A bedroom ceiling becomes a giant TV screen able to display sleep-inducing scenes. Stars twinkle from the night sky, or perhaps sheep wait in a meadow to be counted. Sharp is working on this concept. F) Transition from CRT- LCD Plasma Sanai Mito, a former Osaka Municipal University professor working for Sharp, wondered whether his watch's liquid-crystal display, a sandwich of silicon wafer and chemicals, could be made to flash other images this lead to the development of laptop screens and then TV screens. Plasma technology is an upgradation of LCD tech offering higher definition, sharpness and clarity. v G) Multifunctional paper-thin wallet-shaped communication devices by 2005 - which will be able to handle videoconferencing for multiple users), a fax, and a mini-PC with an Internet link operating at up to two megabytes per second. At this speed, lightning-fast Internet access, several channels of full-motion video, and instant data downloads are possible. You will be able download on the run all 32 volumes of Encyclopaedia Britannica in less than five minutes.