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The Final Lap
THE SAN MARINO GRAND PRIX, 1994. THIRTY years ago this May Day. AYRTON SENNA sits on the start line and removes his helmet, which he never usually does. “The helmet hides feelings which cannot be understood,” he once said. Today, he doesn’t bother to
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Nova’s Diary
“I can’t decide,” says Rishi. “What do you think?” “The blue socks are nice, darling,” says Akshata. We are in the flat. Rishi has been a bit down lately. There has been some voting happening in local places, but not very much of it was for him. Jame
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The Future Is Blue
SIR KEIR STARMER HAS SOME ambitious objectives for when he takes power: he wants to bring back sustained economic growth, achieve net zero by 2030, restore public services, and devolve power to local government. It would be wrong to fault Labour for
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Was The Bible Written By Slaves?
IN THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND, THE GOSPEL reading for Good Friday is John 18:1–19:42, the narrative of Christ’s betrayal, arrest and passion. The reading is relatively long, at least for Anglicans, and temptation abounds to drift off as the familiar story
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Romeo Coates “Between You And Me …”
GIVING US HIS MODERN-DAY Falstaff (suddenly “Shakespeare’s ultimate gangster”, apparently), McKellen unfashionably relies on a fat suit for the role. Though such an approach is now often frowned upon by the obese/obese-conscious, old Gandalf deems hi
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Everyday Lies
MUCH THOUGH I TRY TO AVOID IT, SOMETIMES AN ARTICLE on the BBC’s website appears on what is called my “feed” — surely a revealing term if ever there was one. I am treated like a pig at the informational (and advertising) trough. But what I read is st
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Adam LeBor on Television
I’M BECOMING AN EVER MORE loyal devotee of Walter Presents, the sub-channel on Channel Four devoted to European crime and thrillers. Walter curates a kaleidoscopic showcase of topical dramas in vivid settings. In the first season of Arctic Circle, Ni
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Fighting Lies With Lies
PROPAGANDA AND DISINFORMATION AREamong the biggest threats facing liberal democracies today. The internet’s promise to democratise information, while partly fulfilled, has further polarised societies by nurturing ignorance and feeding conspiracy theo
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Put The Money Back Into Politics
IT’S AN ELECTION YEAR, so political finance is back in the headlines. We have had the tawdry tale of Yorkshireman Frank Hester, the £10 million Conservative donor who said Diane Abbot makes you “want to hate all black women”. Then there was the hulla
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Gregory Snaith
ON THE DAY BEFORE OXFORD English finals, when Gregory’s tutorial group met for its valedictory session, their tutor, Dr Carstairs, asked them all what they intended nded to “do”. The predictable replies — this was the late 1980s — included two mercha
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So Many Art Fairs, So Little Time
I AM STANDING IN THE CENTRE of a labyrinthine, faceless building in the ancient province of Limburg, that Netherlandish toe dipping into Belgian and German territory. A distinguished-looking gentleman approaches me and asks in broken English with a t
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Cricket’s Triple Threat
JUST BEFORE TEA ON THE SECOND day of the Lord’s Test match in 1990, GRAHAM GOOCH nudged a single that took his score to 299. The England captain then removed his white helmet and placed it in front of the stumps before sloping off for a cuppa. The im
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When The Left Thought Free Trade Meant Peace
‘‘FREE TRADE IS JESUS CHRIST AND Jesus Christ is Free Trade.” Among the litany of arresting claims made about free exchange in the 250-odd years since Adam Smith published The Wealth of Nations, this pronouncement by the British utilitarian and colon
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Would You Trust The Police’s Big Brother IT?
THE EXPANSION OF FACIAL RECOGNITION technology (FRT) in the UK is happening at a rapid rate, with very little public debate, scant parliamentary discussion and, critically, without any clear laws to govern it. It’s long past time for the public to be
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Michael Prodger on Art
SOMETIME AROUND 1909, THE Romanian sculptor Constantin Brâncuși was approached by “a lady from Paris, a princess” with a commission to carve her portrait. Brâncuși, a leading Modernist, had a “miserably low opinion” of traditional sculpture, even des
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Losing The Battle, Losing The War
SINCE AT LEAST THE 1960S, THE ART world’s key tenet has been that all art is political. The purpose of artistic practice, therefore, is to change the world. In art school, art theory promotes critical trends such as decolonialism and degrowth. The ex
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The new Ottomans
IN NOVEMBER 1920, THE RUSSIAN FUTURIST ILIA Zdanevich steamed down the Bosporus past a number of Russian warships moored at Istanbul. The initial awe he felt at witnessing the great moment when the Russian navy reached what Napoleon Bonaparte had cal
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New Life For A Dying Trade
HOW STANDS THE WORLD of light literature here in the spring of 2024? Well, you may not be surprised to learn that everything is very flat — sales are supposedly 20 per cent down on this time last year. You can get into the Sunday Times paperback best
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Robert Thicknesse on Opera
YOU KNOW THE STORY, BUT HERE’S a reminder: SCOTTISH WEDDING — THREE DEAD. If any operatic image can elbow out the chesty soprano snuffing it on the bed, it’s got to be the wild-eyed bride of Lammermoor in her blood-spattered wedding dress: little Luc
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Moroccan Gold
AS AN ATTRIBUTE, COOL IS a bit like charm. Anyone who thinks they possess it certainly doesn’t. Cool is elusive, slightly aloof, mercurial and fragile. It can’t be bestowed, whatever Time Out listicles tell you, and is much easier defined by absence
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Charles Saumarez Smith on Architecture
IN 1956, THE LATE JOHN HARRIS, a maverick and self-educated young architectural historian got a job at the Royal Institute of British Architecture (RIBA) as a junior curator of its architectural drawings. By his account, the collection was in a mess,
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Tee Is For Trend
NOT TO MAKE THIS ABOUT me (LOLS, it’s always about me), but I realise this year’s columns are going a tad De Profundis. The question arises: is Betts having a breakdown, or is fashion? The answer, of course, is that these matters are not either/or. I
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Anne McElvoy on Theatre
AGATHA CHRISTIE HAD MODEST aspirations for The Mousetrap when her murder mystery opened in 1952. Her producer predicted a 14-month run but the great literary stiletto-wielder replied, “It won’t run that long. Eight months perhaps.” By 1957, it had be
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“Critical Space” Is Shrinking But We Are Fighting Back
WHAT CRETIN SAID THAT NOBODY EVER erected a monument to a critic? (I’ll tell you: it was that lugubrious drunk Jean Sibelius). Actually, he could simply have added “at least, not in a good way”. It’s a monument made of vibrating air rather than marbl
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Did An Army Of Spies End The Troubles?
THE TWO MOST BORING WORDS IN THE ENGlish language? For a time, the answer from almost every news editor in London was “Northern Ireland”. Then came the Belfast Agreement, signed 26 years ago on Good Friday, 1998. Three decades of deadlock had come to
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Food For Thought
I HAVE NO DOUBT SOME PEOPLE really thrive on working from home but for the most part, I’m never very convinced it’s productive. Whenever I “WFH”, I usually end up training my spaniel, cooking complicated things with the slow cooker, or go out to the
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Robert Hutton on Cinema
“EVERYBODY BE COOL, THIS IS A robbery!” It’s 30 years since Pulp Fiction hit cinemas, and what a time it was to be young. Uma Thurman gazed down at us from the posters on our student walls as we listened to our taped copies of the soundtrack, involun
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Big Beasts Versus The Bible
THE CRYSTAL PALACE DINOSAURS ARE still one of the glories of South London. When the Great Exhibition building was moved from Hyde Park to Sydenham and repurposed as a museum, its promoters stocked its gardens with giant Iguanodons and plesiosaurs, br
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Michael Henderson on Radio
ALAN BENNETT, THAT MAN OF many talents, has said the time he served as a trustee of the National Gallery afforded more hours of pleasure than any other honour. You can see why. The freedom to wander round those rooms at nightfall, after the hordes ha
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This England
WINSTON CHURCHILL GOT A GREAT MANY THINGS RIGHT, BUT ONE THAT HE GOT BADLY WRONGwas the 1943 Powell and Pressburger film The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp. Before even having seen it, the then Prime Minister decided that it was pro-German (it isn’t
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